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Bubba Show — Bubba Cranks Cleveland Fast Food. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Boba cranks, Cleveland. I don't know why I just sang that. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP We're gonna do for you. Uh, yeah. I'm hoping that you can help me, um, so, shh. I know about your secret menu. That's new to me, sir. I, uh, we just have a regular menu. No, come on. I mean, like, I know about the triple decker invisible burger. So, you know, I know that these places have secret menus, and I went on Reddit, and I saw about in your secret menu looks like it's pretty extreme, and I'm pretty excited. So code words, not philupagus, sir, I'm gonna be honest with you. We love all of our menu items, but there's nothing on the menu that we don't advertise. Code word, snuff philupagus, sir, I hear your code word, buddy, but, uh, I'm gonna be
honest with you, man. I would tell you I got nothing to hide, man. Uh, I would like, so listen, I'm really intrigued with the, with, with, with, with, with the burger, Buffalo chicken breast, and barbecue pulled pork between two brioche buns with the fried onions, straws, and a side of homemade house made kettle chips, sir, I appreciate your creativity with this, and honestly, whoa, whoa, whoa, right now, but if my manager comes back, when I hang up on you, I do code word, snuff philupagus, secret menu. No, I would, uh, and then I would also on top of my order. Now the only thing is, can I order more, so do, when it comes to these secret menus, like, can I only order one thing from the secret menu, or can I order multiple things from a secret menu, because I gotta tell you, the basil, the basil, vanilla, fruit
loops, milkshake, sounds ridiculous. And I want to try it. Can I do it? Can I do the basil, vanilla, fruit loops, milkshake, and could I do some of the other things? Or is there only one secret menu item per order? Sure. We've got one milkshake, three flavors. You can swirl them together, but that's all we got. We don't even have basil in this restaurant. Code word, snuff philupagus, so you keep things philupagus, and I don't know what to tell you. We can keep them around and around. Reddit. Reddit said that's what I have to say to you. So what about this invisible burger? How do you eat it if you can't even see it? Sure. I wouldn't even know. We don't have an invisible burger. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to hang up on you. Sure. We have other colors. One more thing before we do that. I just want to let you know. Code word, boba show. I don't know what that is, sir. Boba show? My name is boba. I'm actually calling from a radio station in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania called 100.7 star. And I do a morning show called boba show.
And every day I prank phone call Cleveland, Ohio, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. It's called boba, cranks, Cleveland, and you've just been pranked live on the radio. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. It's a prank phone call. You're like a big radio storm Pittsburgh because you've just been pranked. I gotta do a work on fries. Boba, cranks, Cleveland.
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