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5:09That's why. Yeah. Shut up. Oh my. So, um, yeah, we have to sign, oh my god, look at that. What is that? That we just passed. Did you see it? I was in trouble. No, the thing on the back, it looked like an aeroplane propellor. Maybe it was. I don't know. Farm animal. No, we're looking for farm animals, but we don't have anything to drink. It's fine. I have coffee. I have water, but I meant like drink for a farm animal. Oh god. I don't want anything to drink. We drink so much. That's better. We did. So last night, we went for a show. Yeah. It's a time. Last night was our show in New York and it was so much fun. I thought so too. I thought that crowd was so interactive. They were really funny. They were. They were funny. And we had some, we had some characters in that crowd. They were great. Yeah. And that night before we were in Washington, D.C., but should we kind of regale them with the tales of the road?
6:11Should we tell them our travel stories? We've had some duties. Yeah. And we've only, this is our third day. We're on our way to Boston, which we're hoping to get there sooner than later, because I have a date with a lobster. Me too. I can't. Look at what we look like. We're going to do something to ourselves. But look how cute our sweatshirts are. Oh, yeah. These are our special New York ones that we only had available in New York. They're not even available online. They say back to the bar, New York Social Club. Yeah, cute. That's great. That's great. I liked that a bunch of guys were wearing these last night. I know. A bunch of guys had them on. I thought they looked really cute. How about the one guy? He had on. What was it, Abby? Oh, my God. Abby was a dance company shirt on. That hot pink one. We commented on it. So when he came up to get his picture with us, he had one of these on. He's like, I changed my shirt. Yeah. I felt so bad. I felt like I would have offended him. I don't sure. I mean, he felt bad. Really? I think he felt bad.
7:11Oh, sorry. If you felt bad, we were joking. I didn't mean it. Yeah. We were kidding. We were kidding. It was pretty funny. It was a really fun crowd, for sure. So we left on what, Tuesday, right? Tuesday morning. Tuesday morning. It was our first show at DC. But you were coming from Florida and I was coming from Pittsburgh. Well, I got to the airport four hours early because on the news, everybody was saying the airports are so crazy and whatever. I got there. There was not a single person. I could tell because you were texting me as I was trying to say that you were bored. You're like, hey, what you doing? I'm like, I have four hours to do here. And then you sent me a picture of a bloody moody Mary. My God. I started drinking it. I have a phone somewhere, right? You're like, here's my bloody Mary. And you're like, do you have white nail polish? I'm like, oh, she's bored. She's so bored. I know. She's bored. But so we were meeting in DC.
8:12So we get there and our flights were landing about what, 20, 25 minutes apart or whatever. And I got there earlier. And so you had texted me and you're like, hey, why don't you wait? We'll just take it over together. And I'm like, sure. So I told her, my luggage was coming off with the carousel. I love it. I was so wildly impressed that before you ever even left Florida, you knew what carousel your luggage was on. I'm like, this is how I know Kelly's bored. You were like checking the app, refreshing. I'm like, good. You know, you've got, you don't get me in love with her on it. She's like, carousel 11. I'm like, okay, I'll be there. So you take off my plane. I go down to carousel 11 and I can't find her. Well, I have been sitting at carousel 11 for like 30 minutes and I'm like, God, there is no one here. It was my plane actually landed 20 minutes early. Yeah. So we're like looking for each other for half an hour. Well, wait, I'm sitting there. Wait, I'm sitting there and I get a text from you that said, I'm outside. And I'm like, you got your luggage and I'm thinking to myself, I've been sitting here.
9:13How did I miss Kelly in a wheelchair? Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, I must be really like out of it. Yeah. Well, my wheelchair lady wanted to go because we were sitting there, lady. So she took me outside to where the Uber was going to pick us up. So I'm like, Christie, I'm outside. I'm at zone four, door six. And she's like, I'm at zone three. So I'm like, okay, I can see zone three. I'll walk down there with, you know. And I had four big suitcases that had tourist stuff in it that I was like, I can't drag these around. Yeah. So I was like, I will stay here. But I'm like, okay, I'm at zone three. Where are you? She's like, I'm at zone three. I'm like, well, if I walked down to any further, then I'm in zone two. I said, so I don't know what to do. And you said, are you, are you inside? And I was like, no, I'm outside. And you said, I'm outside. And she said, I had to cross the street to get to the thing. And that's what I had to do. But then you said, are you upstairs? And I'm looking, you know, I am literally standing on cement, like on the ground.
10:16And I'm looking and I'm like, I don't know. Is there a road under here somehow? So I go inside and I have somebody and they're like, they didn't know. That's who said, is she upstairs? Yeah. So I find the information booth and I'm like, is there another zone three here? I said, because I can't find my girlfriend. And she's like, no, there's no zone three. She's like, is she at the right airport? And I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, Christie, what airport are you at? I'm like, I don't know. I'm in the one in Washington, D.C. And then I'm like, I'm at Washington dollars. And she goes, I'm at Reagan. We were not at the same airport to idiots. And we had no idea. No idea. But we really have one main airport. So we just assumed that we were at the city airport. And then you were like five minutes from the hotel. And I was 45 minutes away. Meanwhile, I have been sitting there waiting for you to wait. And so I could get to the hotel. And you beat me by like an hour.
11:16So we eventually found each other, not at the right hotel. Or we were at the right hotel. Yeah. So then we get on our flight to go to New York. But wait, it was canceled. We wake up. Yeah, we woke up at 6am. Yeah. Whenever to get our flight, it was canceled. So we got on the next flight. Wait, do we know why it was canceled? Was it like TSA? Was it mechanical? It just said canceled. But I kept getting updates on the app the whole time that kept saying, your flight's delayed an hour. Your flight is landing, your flight. And like, girl, my flight's canceled. I don't know why you're sending me these updates. I don't have the app. So then we finally get on our flight in New York. And we get in the taxi to go to our hotel. And Chris is looking for her purse. And she's like, I don't like purse. Well, you forgot a major factor is we landed in JFK. And we only had like an hour and a half before we had to leave to go set up the show.
12:17Set up the show. And when you're traveling from JFK to Brooklyn, traffic is at a scene still. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, I don't have my purse. Now, I will say rewinding even on the flight. We were doing our makeup on the flight. We were filming content. We're like, look at us. We've got it all figured out. I finally posted some stuff. She posted. She did a selfie with the pencil. Actually, no, I took the photo. But you posted it. Yeah. And you did the time lapse. I makeup thing. Yeah. I didn't know that's how you do that. You're fast. Yeah. I might do some more of them. Yeah. But the flight attendants were really great. So they gave us super secret champagne. Yeah. They weren't even serving drinks. So because the flight was so short. Lauren and Daisy from America. And we love you. Thank you. Yes. We got champagne. But so, Chrissy from outer purse. Yes. Now, here's the thing. Is we're posting this on Friday. On Friday, when you guys are listening to this, I will be on a flight.
13:17Well, I should be on a flight to Paris. Claire and I got invited to the opening of, like, Aaron Dale, the frozen land. It's Disneyland Paris. And I love Olaf. And she is not taking me. I love Olaf. It's so sad. I want to build a snowman. So anyway, I'm like, oh my god, my first time. I love my credit cards. It has my... Well, it has my passport. I never put my passport in my purse. I always have it in my carry-on. I like separate them almost on purpose. So if I lose one, I have the other. Yeah. Well, because we were in such a tizzy. Because our flight was canceled, I just shoved it in my purse. And then I left my purse. So then we spent the next eight hours. Well, we did. We had to go to the venue. So we couldn't, like, turn around and go back and get it. Because we wouldn't want to do that. And I was handling it pretty well until I wasn't. Yeah. And then I had a meltdown. Yeah. Because I was like, I'm going to miss going to Paris.
14:18Because I'm an asshole. And forgot my purse. And calling 24-hour security people, or passport people, whatever. Like, of course, it happened when it was something with your kids. Of course. Like, if you were going to Paris to go to Paris shopping or whatever. Yeah. And I have a bit of course, it's with your kids. And that makes it 100 times worse. Yes. And I'm like saying to my children, hey, I might not need to in Paris. Because they're flying Thursday to go. Because I have the show in Boston tonight. So the two of them are going. Which it's kind of crazy for me right now to think of, like, my two kids going to Paris by themselves. I know my kids are old enough to do that. But Clara's still 16. Yeah. I don't think of Clara, like, God. But they've been together in New York. Like, all this print break and it's been fine. I still think of that of my kids in their 25 or 27. Well, you are nervous for Paige to go to Italy. It'll be fire's out. Yeah. She would, like, hold on. I don't know. Okay. You might need Brooke.
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20:23they kept calling, or I'm sorry, JFK. They're like, first, first, first. Everybody knew them on a first name basis. And right before we went on, I had said to our tour manager, I said, listen, I need to know if my purse is located. And he said, do you want me to get on the mic like God? And make the announcement during the show. And I said, yes. Because I am worried about this. And as soon as I heard him say, we need to interrupt. Everybody was cheering. Yeah. So happy she got a purse. I got my passport. I was upset because that made us have to leave an hour and a half earlier this morning. To get on the van. To get on the van. But she ain't even taking me with her. I'd be for that hour and a half of suit I lost. I should get to come with you. I can't even get you in the park, girl. It is a VVV. I don't take it. It's not even that. They're not letting anybody in. Well, tell them your friend is with your partner in crime. I'll be like, listen, there's this degenerate. She really wants to come in and meet a lot. I don't see a lot. I just want to meet him and then I'll leave.
21:23Well, the thing with Disneyland Paris, I almost fainted. So I was telling you, I'm telling them. I don't even know they had the Paris- Disneyland in Paris. Yeah. So Olaf, he's animatronic, but it's one of the only animatronics that isn't connected to like, he can freely walk about. So he is like walking around on those little snowman feet. And it makes me like, and his nose comes off. Oh, my God. I have cuteness aggression when I see the videos. Like, I might punch him in the face when I see him, because I'm going to love him so much. Maybe he's going to bring me home in Olaf. Oh, I can bring you home in Olaf. You know who else? I like those little snowbees. What are those? Snowgees? Remember those little tiny snowball people? Oh. And oh, are they cute? Those are so freaking cute. I like to present to the Paris- Okay. So then, um, so we're going to do that, and then we're going to stay in Paris for like a day and a half, and just, I don't know, do you think? That would be nice. Yeah, it'll be fun. With the two girls. I think we're going to go to the Moulin Rouge, because they don't remember Moulin Rouge. Yeah.
22:23I mean, honestly, I took Claire to the Moulin Rouge when she was four, and she looked at me, and she goes, Mom, I'm not even looking at their naked boobs. I'm just looking at the rhinestones, and I'm like, oh, I didn't think there was anything wrong with it, because it's part of their culture. And it's not like, it's not presented in a sexual way. It's just a part of it. I think as dance moms, we do think that differently. I just didn't think anything of it. Yeah. And I mean, there were other kids there. It wasn't like she was the only one. Yeah. But then I thought about it from like an American point of view, and I'm like, oh, okay, this is kind of weird. She's sitting here watching a topless cabaretso, whatever. Hey, do you watch her daughter, your sister, or her sister? Do the fan dance? That's not funny, Kelly. That's not funny. Yes, I did. We weren't, we were not, we didn't like that very much. Yeah, we didn't. Okay, so I do have an urban dictionary word for us this week. Oh, God. Okay. I hate these.
23:23You're going to have to text not the answer, because my phone is recording. He just told me the word. Okay. Okay. It's a tooth sweater. You. When you don't brush your teeth, I feel like you have fur. That's how I feel right now. I have a tooth. I have a mouthful of tooth sweaters. Now, where are we going to text, Matt? Just say what's the answer to tooth sweater? I mean, what else would it be? I don't think I have his phone. I have this text to YouTube. That's why I just don't want to stop the camera roll. I don't know. That's pretty. Oh, we're in Connecticut right now. We're driving through Connecticut. My friends are in Connecticut. Your friend grew up in Connecticut. This one. Yeah. It's me. You little, when were you on army? A little Navy breath. The Navy. Oh, my God. They sell piles of snow. Piles of money. You know, it was bags of money. Bags of money. God. It's tired of me. Bags of money. We're going to just say, what was it?
24:23What's tooth sweater? What does tooth sweater mean? Okay. While she's doing this, I have to tell all of you the most ridiculous, Kelly Highland thing of all time. So we all know about the iPhone 8, right? So we're sitting there. I love my home button. Okay. We're sitting there on the flight yesterday. And she. Here's Kelly. You ready? She holds down and she goes. Screenshot. Her phone will not even screenshot. She has to tell Siri screen shot. I don't even know what I said. I'm like, I can't. I can't stand it anymore. I know. I have to go for something. I don't have any time. You have me on the road all the time. You need a new phone. Please. We all need to have Kelly get a new phone. I know. Here it is. Okay. What's a tooth sweater? I hope it's not dirty. When you go for a day or so without brushing your teeth and it feels like you are wearing a fuzzy little sweater. We were right. Oh my god. We're so smart.
25:23That's because it wasn't a perverted one. I never going to get those perverted ones. Well, I told him I was like nothing to do with like any kind of body excrement. Any. Any. That was a bodily sweat. Oh, the condom. Oh, the condom. You didn't? And then froze it. Yeah. That's several layers of fetish. And we are, we're, this is a fetish free zone. I can speak very confidently that either you nor I ate partake inside the whole fetish fantasy. I can say that with a lot of confidence. Mm-hmm. I can just say one word. What? Cobwebs. Yes. I guess I'm in all of the one word. Cobwebs. All right. So it's a tooth sweater. Yeah. Um, so what have we, when we get here today, I'm really hoping that we can go out and eat our show.
26:26We're going to have to, even if we're ugly for the show, I went a lobster. We have to have a lobster. We're in New England. Oh, my God. In our shirts tonight, we can do this because by the time these come up. So our shirts tonight, we did a special shirt for Boston too, because it's a giant sold out show, which we do know. We do know that you guys in Boston, New York, like some of the sold out cities, Detroit, you guys are like, why? Why wasn't there more tickets available? We are working on it. But, um, also Atlanta, Charlotte and Dallas get your tickets because now they're starting to pick up speed and sell them. I'm wearing boots. Kelly's got some. I hope. I didn't get them yet. Oh, but I want to get some boots. I love Cobwebs and I never get to wear them because I feel weird. But I think of Dallas. I won't feel weird. But here's my thing about that. I'm afraid that because it's so like, how do you want to say it? It's almost like because this is the land of the cowboy boots. Like if you buy just like a pair from Amazon, they're going to be like,
27:26oh, girl, those are like knock off cowboy boots. Like, I'm afraid. Well, the ones I was looking at, they're kind of like a mix between the shoes you had on last night. Here's how to stay alive longer so you can enjoy Boost Mobile's unlimited plan with the price that never goes up. You're not mistake a wasp nest for a piñata. Stay alive and switch now at Boost Mobile. After 30 gigs, customers may experience lower speeds. Customers will pay $25 a month as long as they remain active on the Boost Mobile and limited plan. Hi, who here loves when their nails are perfectly done? Me, I'm Sarah Gibson Tuttle and I started all of in June because let's be real. We all deserve to have gorgeous nails. But who wants to spend a fortune or half their day at the salon? And that's why I created the Manny System. So you can have that salon perfect manicure right at home. And guess what? The best part? Each Manny only costs $2. Yup, you heard me $2. No more $30, $40, $50 salon chips that eat up your day. Now you can paint your nails whenever you want, wherever you want,
28:27and trust me, you're going to be obsessed with your nails and everyone is going to ask you, where did you get your nails done? And here's a little something extra. Head over to AlvinJune.com and get 20% off your first Manny System with code PerfectManny20 at AlvinJune.com slash PerfectManny20. That's code PerfectManny20 for 20% off at AlvinJune.com slash PerfectManny20. You're all set for a nail glow-up. Let's get those nails looking fabulous, shall we? Springfest is happening now at Loads. Keep the spotlight on your yard. With Stagrin, premium two cubic foot mulch, five bags for $10. Plus, when you want more help indoors, get up to 40% off select major appliances that help you supercharge your chores. Our best lineup is here at Loads. Valet to $4.22 while supplies last, selection varies by location. C-Loads.com for details, mulch offer excludes Alaska and Hawaii. Are you noticing your car insurance rate creep up even without tickets or claims?
29:27You're not alone. That's why there's Jerry. You're proactive insurance assistant. Jerry handles the legwork by comparing quotes side by side from over 50 top insurers so you can confidently hit by no spam calls, no hidden fees. Jerry even tracks rates and alerts you when it's best to shop. Drivers who save with Jerry could save over $1,300 a year. Don't settle for higher rates. Download the Jerry app or visit jerry.ai slash a cast today. It was like writing good and a cowboy that they're not like a true cowboy. Yeah, because I agree with you on that. I agree with you. Mine are just kind of like a cowboy. Like a nod. A salute and homage. Because you know Melissa would be like, I like these for $3 on Amazon and then you go to Dallas and feel like, girl, those are... You're making me not want to wear them and I was all excited.
30:27You can wear them. I'm just wearing pink. Because Dallas likes pink. I think I keep saying that but maybe I'm wrong. I think you should wear cowboy boots. I think it's cute. Maybe I'll even wear a hat. Oh, for fuck's sake. I can't. I'm supposed to sit across and work for me. Work with you in a hat. I don't think so. Maybe I want to do my hair. That's, yeah. You've been like really rocking the buns. No, I have been just because it's easy. And I get so hot. I don't think people understand how hot I get. Last night I thought I was going to pass out. She was ripping off. Well, you were also ripping off your tank top underneath of it. So I had to take it off because I'm like, I'm going to pass out. Wait, her tank top had a built-in bra. So she's like, no, I don't have a bra. So I work with these. And I don't know how it fit me because you have implants. Fake boobs. And you're spinning around compared to me. I, it fit you fine. It was perfect. Yeah. I have the same bra. I know.
31:27We were like, how do I have the same bra? I have the same bra. I have the same bra. It's from, um, what's the front? Third love. Yeah. I do like third love. I love our bras. Yeah. And you know why? They come in like half size. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I think I'm going to tell you what I am. The God. I think I'm a 30 or, is it A and a half? You're bigger than an A. No. It is an A. You're kidding me. Well, probably not now that I'm heavy. But that's what fit me. Remember you always wanted a sporty B. Yeah. Yeah. I think you have a sporty B type. You're not fat now. You're not fat. But I've seen you leave it. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. Everybody gets boobs when they gain lean. That's true. Because boobs are fat. Yeah. You know, that's why when girls are teeny skinny and they have big boobs. It has like no boobs. Oh my god. I love that. I love that. Do any of the girls like indenis? Yeah. I bet you're going to kill me. Love that. Well, wait, our sweatshirts tonight for Boston. Oh, yeah.
32:27They look like... They look like a college. Like they say bar. Like college, you guys have seen me wear versions. But the cutest part of atoms is on the sleeve. They have a little posture that's cheering a wine glass. They kind of look like Sebastian. Yeah. And she's winking. Yeah. So I see. We understand that Boston is not lobster town. We know... Bbobloh, having lobster there. It's Maine. However, in our hearts. Boston. You're a lobster city. You're a lobster number. It's true. It is truth. Well, we can't even talk about the end of Love Story because... It has... It has to end night. And I'm on a flight tomorrow, so we have to record this episode early. So that's why this one's a little bit like, willy nilly. But we didn't want to not put out an episode. So we're just catching up on our travel. Where's your microphone? Right here! How could you get my microphone? I just don't know where you put it. I haven't taken care of, thank you. Okay.
33:27Great. Stop. That's why you're fat. I don't even know why I said it. Something about why you're fat. I said stop eating. I was just quoting you from last night. As I have donut. I wonder why I'm gaining weight. I wasn't talking about meat. I'm donuts. Well, they didn't even have the best kind. I know. Mine was terrible. It was like, um, stale. I got an old fashioned, which those aren't very good to begin with. And sometimes they just hit. Mine was stale. I don't like it. It's supposed to have cream on the inside. It had like a drop of cream. Uh-oh. Yeah. I like it vanilla cream. I like when you bite into it and it's like, it's worse out. Yeah. But again, cobwebs, so whatever. Yeah. Um, but yeah, we haven't watched the end of love story. And I'm not even going to get to see it. Because tonight we'll get back late. Uh-oh. And then we'll say we could watch it together tonight. What we can. Well, we'll see. We'll see how quickly we pass out. We literally crawl in the room tonight. Uh-oh. And I'm like, I have to let him spend. So exhausted. Yeah. It's a lot.
34:27I haven't even been like doing my face and stuff at night. Because I'm just so tired. Yeah. It's hard on the body. It's very hard on the body. We have like four pieces of luggage. We're lugging and five pieces. You have four. And I have three. Okay. Let's be clear. I don't have four pieces of luggage for me. That's great. Four pieces of stuff. Yeah. But the hard-locked pieces of luggage. Yeah. But it's, um, it's exhausting on the body. You know what it made me think about the other day? Is I think I'm about, I'm, I'm probably about Jill's age when she was doing dance moms. Oh, yeah. I think so. I think she hadn't turned 50 yet. I think she was like late 40s. And because she was the oldest mom, right? Back in the day. Oh, other than Kathy. Well, right. Not back in the day. But I'm saying. Yeah, DCs. Yeah. So I was thinking about that. And I'm like, oh, my God. I'm exhausted. I'm far more exhausted now than I was doing the show.
35:27I remember. I turned 40 on the show. And I only remember that because we had that birthday party for me. Otherwise, I would have no clue about that. The candy and eclauses. I'm not. At the show, we put up a picture of us. Oh, we look so young. We do. Oh, my God. Like, we're like humongous. We're like on this big screen. Oh, it makes me sick that I look so bad. No, it's not that you look bad. You listen, after the two years you've had, you should be happy you're alive. I know. But I want to look like I did that back then. But we were looking at it last night. We like stopped the show. We're like, hold on a second. We're like, oh, my God. We're like, we look really young. Yeah. We like had my cute little hair style. Now I have it in a bun. Well, your hair dresser won't let you cut your hair that way anymore. I know. Because he said it's not going to turn out anymore. But I feel like it's cuter than this. Yeah. Like, what the hell? Well, I'm just sitting there and I'm like, change that picture. Because I don't want people comparing my skin from then to now. Because they're going to be like, that bitch got old. No. Yeah. I think you look the same.
36:27I definitely look older. But I am tired. I am definitely tired. I don't want to dance mom's schedule right now. Yeah. In any way, shape or form. Like, I like that we do a week on a week off. So I can recover. Yeah. And repack my suitcase. Unpack and repack. Well, TSA went through your bag the other day. Oh, my God. I spent hours ironing all my clothes. I didn't know what I was going to wear. So I brought like 10 outfits. And I ironed them all. I laid them in my suitcase like perfect. And I go to the room and I have a TSA thing. I think my clothes were in a ball. And even my hair curlers. Like I brought first of all. I really need to post a picture of those on. Oh, yeah. Here is Sarah. Well, you could take a picture and add it to this. Yeah. But I like these curlers. Well, I've had them for 30 years. They were like more curlers. I like on air. The lower curlers. That is the ball. I hold your hair in.
37:27Yeah. You know, when they're plastic, it's hard to. Yeah. But I also like that you have the clip that goes on them. Yeah. And not the little sticky things. Yeah. So I like them. But they were all out of the container. And they didn't even have a lid on it. And the curlers were just all through my suitcase. I'm like, what the hell was TSA doing? And they were checking inside to see if you any Coke in there. Oh, my God. That wouldn't be me. That wouldn't be somebody else. I know. That's not me. But they were checking those curlers. This is if you were putting any drugs in there. God. I don't know. Well, thankfully your curlers made it. Thankfully, we're on a bus. And thankfully, I got my passport back. I didn't even use my curlers. Did? Yeah, you did the first day. Oh. You know what? I love being on this bus. Better than thinking. They have a plug right here. I could be doing my curlers right now. We're going to do our eye makeup study on the road as soon as we finish. And we're just about done. Yeah. So we'll be back next week. We're going to talk about love story. I mean, I feel like we could have talked more about the whole Mormon. Why I'm saying this more stuff keeps coming out. We had talked about doing the bachelor at. And so we would have been recapping the voucher at this point.
38:29Because if you guys gave us suggestions and things you wanted us to recap. So we'll go through and we'll pick that and we'll do something. Sounds good. Okay. Well, Boston, thank you for last night, even though it's today. But, you know, and let's eat Dallas, Charlotte and Atlanta. You're up next. So don't let us down because all these other cities are like really showing up. Yeah. And listen, if you guys are coming to a show, the more fun you have, the more fun we have, and then the whole thing is super fun. Yeah. And we want you to be energetic. Yeah, because we're pulling people up on stage. Yeah. There's fun surprises. There's music. I mean, it's a time. It's really fun. It's really fun. All right. So we'll see you back here next week. All right. We'll see you on Monday. Okay. All right. Bye. Hi. This is Hannah Burner from Giggly Squad. Have you ever put on a bra that makes you feel like a goddess? Prepare to be obsessed with the Dream Angels Wicked Braf and Victoria Secret, the iconic brand behind the world's most comfortable bras.
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