Brosectomies

0:00Brosectomy, which is the new trend for dudes and around this time of year for March Madness, it brosectomy, that's the surgery. Oh, business insider is saying men are taking part in the surgery procedure called brosectomies. So rather than just getting your standard vasectomy and going home, guys are going in groups to get their procedure done. And then they spend the weekend in luxury suites with all kinds of booze and beer and frozen peas and other amenities so they can all kind of recover from the vasectomy together while watching March Madness. Honestly, I love that for them. I feel like that's something that like women have figured out a long time ago, like being able to have that sense of community whenever you're doing something scary. And so if it's gonna encourage more men to maybe get that procedure if that's something that like they and their partner have talked about and their wife or girlfriend or whatever,

1:00it's kind of like, I would love it if you would do that. And this is gonna be the thing that he's like, I wanna do it too, but I'm scared. And now I've got my bros to help me get through it. I love it. I'm all for it, have your little self-care time, your little recovery time. And it can all be happy memories of brotime. Now a brosectomy is gonna be a little more expensive than just a standard one, but you get all that stuff like there are stakes at the luxury places. So for like a typical, this act to me, it's like $500, but brosectomies can be up to $3,200. Well, I mean, they can be as much as you want, like book the villa in Las Vegas in order that, you know, you can spend thousands. That would be, I mean, could you imagine being an employee at one of these hotels or whatever, where they're recovering from? And you just see a group of like middle-aged dudes waddling in, they're all sore. And they don't look comfortable at all, but they're just excited for their brotime. And then they're ordering a lot of room service?

2:01Yes, yes. It's like, ah, I wonder what happened to them. Oh, I know.