Blue dragons

0:00our bud Jerry texted us, Blue Dragon, is that when you eat a tide pod and get heartburn? Oh, no. No, it isn't that. Allison, I'm surprised you've never heard of this because apparently Texas spring breakers are dealing with them and for me, it's another reason why swimming in anything other than a swimming pool is completely overrated. Oh, wow, okay. Blue Dragons are little ocean slugs or what else? Gross. They, and they can sting you. They're a little over an inch long and they've been washing up on the beaches and if you touch them, they will sting you. Sometimes the stings can even be fatal. Oh, I can't believe you made it out of Texas. Alive not knowing about these things. Listen, growing up in Texas, I did not like the beaches. I did not grow to love the beach until I moved to Florida where they have a year on the clean side of the golf. And it's beautiful, but growing up on Texas beaches, like that is the dirty side of the golf.

1:01There's a lot of brown water. You get so far in and you can't see your feet. And so growing up, my grandparents lived pretty close to the beach. So whenever we would go visit them, that was a common activity. But I remember every single summer, whenever we would go to that beach, like there was always a big medical emergency. Somebody was getting attacked by something on that freaking beach. So I hated getting in that water. I was terrified. Here's another terrifying thing about these blue dragon slug thingies that are singing people. It's not even their venom. They don't make their own venom, but they eat the man of war jellyfish and store the venom in these little feather things that can sting you. Oh my gosh, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of terrifying critters on the Texas beaches, like I would not recommend. They look completely terrifying. So heads up if your sprung brake has taken you to Texas, watch out for the blue dragon.