Blame you ex

0:00We're want to know what to blame your ex for still the more unhinged the better at 601 995 101 seven because there's a story out today the people close to Britney Spears are blaming Kevin Federline for the fact that Britney Spears just got a DUI on Wednesday. Apparently he released a memoir and she just by rolled after that. How long have they been separated and divorced a long time? 10 plus years. Yeah, because there's been multiple like custody hearings and child support. They've gone back and forth with the courts for many years now. She apparently can't believe that she even though she paid KFED all this money, that he would still write this memoir and tear her down and she just can't handle it so she's out here getting DUIs. But at the same time whenever I read this headline I was like that's so relatable to have something happen you and you're like it's obviously my ex's fault because don't we all have a story like that something that we it happens to us or we've done and

1:02we're like it is my ex's fault. It sounds like you do. I do. What? So whenever my high school into college boyfriend ended up breaking up with me because he was cheating on me and I had just found out that he was one cheating on me with his boss and had moved in with her and that's why he had dumped me. I had to meet up with him to give him some of his stuff. He was going to give me some of my stuff. It was like our final goodbye. It was very emotional. I was not in a good headspace. We did it in a parking lot of a grocery store and whenever I got in my car to leave that parking lot after this emotional encounter I backed into somebody and got into a little bit of a fender binner and I blamed that fender binner on my ex. Yeah. That was a good deal with the damages that were done to that fancy new BMW not to mention the increase in your insurance. Yes. Yes. His fault. All his fault. He needs to take responsibility. All right. You're not alone because I also blame my ex for something and whatever I told you what

2:06it was. You said it's more unhinged than Britney Spears blame and K fed for the D. Yeah. It's super unhinged. Let's tell you what I have still blaming on my first ever ex in two songs 601 995 1017 but don't leave your pals out of my Allison all alone. What are you still blaming on your ex Britney Spears blame and K fed for her DUI Allison blame and her ex for a car crash that you got into a fender bender. You've just exchanged stuff and everything all upset back to right into a beamer. Yeah. Exactly. Sarah texted and said I would have met up got my stuff and if he was expecting something I would have been like oh crap I forgot to give you this and put my hands in my pockets and pull out two middle fingers right to his face Sarah writes has has Sarah done this before of course she has was it awesome you bet your body was so I said I would I would

3:07share what I still and blaming an ax for and that is stupid you said more unhinged than Britney Spears but I blame my ex for me crying during movies and TV shows that's not something I ever did before we broke up this was in my early 20 so long time ago but ever since I cry at sad movies and TV shows all the time explain the origin of how you're blaming her was it like never happened before we broke up was it is there like you broke up you're already feeling a little sad and maybe that was the first time you watched a sad movie or TV show and started tearing up and now you're like it's definitely her fault I had definitely I just never had done it before and then I felt like for a while I was emotionally a little bit of a baby and now ever since like I can't watch anything

4:08sad without crying and it's embarrassing that is so wild that is crazy yeah to not even have like a oh I watched you know the season finale of some show and it was just devastating no I tell you we broke up and so now I blame her for crying it's just this random thing that you're holding on to tell you the first show that I cried at and this was like right after the breakup okay it was I cried at the season finale or series finale excuse me of Wilfred and what to think they're the talking dog yes the one with the talking dog if you never watched Wilfred the whole premise was this dude's neighbors dog he was nuts and he could talk to the dog he saw the dog as a man in a dog costume yes yes so they would have conversations they'd smoke cigarettes all the time and Wilfred died of lung cancer and I cried over it oh most spoiler alert by the way it's been out for 10 plus years

5:08you've not watched Wilfred yet whatever well I'm so claiming that that take is so much more unhinged than Brittany being like I was so upset by K-Fed's memoir that I got it to you I um but Sarah who is needing to get some therapy hours is ready to cycle analyze this entire take from you she says oh Adam I loved that I think it broke me emotionally and now I'm just like a crime yeah exactly can't even watch Wilfred without crying oh man don't get me started on the pit I've never seen an episode of that that didn't make you properly said my expert poised man for me 30 years ago when he broke up with me I listened to their CD on repeat for days still to this day listening to them fills me with sadness thank you for sharing that Beverly now I feel less alone and I'm so sorry that your ex ruined a fantastic CD for you and I was saying that I can't I blame my ex for crying it said movies and TV shows never happened before we broke up but

6:13then like everything makes me cry Jackie texted it said I find it attractive when a man shows emotion during a movie or TV show maybe I'm a weird one I have heard that before but what if the emotion the man is showing is of a show about a talking dog that that's one that got me listen I'm just gonna tell Jackie shoot your shot girl I stand behind you