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3:18In your face to be, and in the place to be, in your listening to John Jay and Rich, wake your ass up. John Jay and Rich, text us, text JJR, and whatever you want to say to number 96893, or call us at 877-937-1047, look at this text. John Jay and Rich, wait, what? I've been out of commission for a couple months. I thought Peyton was getting married in October. Nope. Peyton got married over the weekend in Las Vegas, and Zendaya was there. It was all over the news. If you missed it, go to John Jay and Rich on Instagram, or you can go to our on-demand channel, and listen to Peyton explain the whole story. It was from a couple days ago. Just scroll down, go to wherever you get podcasts on John Jay, Rich on Man Scroll Down, and you'll see the whole story there. Speaking of getting married, I had this like, this weird discussion with my wife that I don't totally understand her way of thinking and something, right? It's baffling to me, and it reminded me of the conversation where I was bumping heads
4:19with Rich. We were all bumping it with Rich, and peanuts being a not-not-being-a-not. All game premises, peanuts. And Rich yelled, cashews is one of the answers, and now it doesn't rip free in my head. And I'm like, it's a game about peanuts. I don't think cashews is going to be one of the answers. The game was about peanuts. So the answer has something to do with peanuts, and your answer was cashews. Cashews a type of nut, but it's not a peanut. Yeah, why is that funny? The game's not about nuts. Because it wasn't like peanuts. It wasn't like, name the nut. I am so lost right now. OK. There's almonds, there's cashews, there's walnuts, and the game is about peanuts, peanuts. And your answer was cashews. Uh-huh. So it's not a peanut, it was wrong. It was just about peanuts. And so when you answer cashews, you get it out, you get it out. It's confusing. Yeah, I guess. I don't think you do. I don't think I do. Let's just look at this. I'm really thoroughly confused. How do we explain it? It's an almond.
5:19A type of nut. Yes. Is a cashew a type of nut? Yes. Is a peanut, a type of nut? Yes. Then what the hell's the thing? The game was about just peanuts. Because it's like other nuts. Sanjay says all the, OK, here's a different example. All the answers in this game have to do with the color red. Red something, red something, red something, and then you answer blue. That was the ideal for your argument. Your argument is, well, it's a color, right? Yes, it is. But all the answers have to do with red and you yell blue. That's a great example, Kyle. Does it make sense to you now? I guess a little. Oh my gosh. We need to just run it back. Crystal clear. Rich, primarily used for peanut butter, due to their uniform size, making them ideal for even roasting. Cashews. No, for runner peanuts. Oh, runner peanuts, yes. I clearly did not get the game then. And I still do not think it about it for the last week. All right. I'm on the couch watching Ted. This is up a couple days ago.
6:20I'm on the couch watching season two of the TV show, Ted. And I apparently am enjoying myself. She, she goes and does her the sauna that she walks through the kitchen and then she goes into the hot tub. It's dark outside. She goes to the hot tub and then she usually showers. She gets dressed and she goes upstairs. So apparently, she came to the window in the living room while I'm watching TV and was naked on the other side of the window and like doing a dance for me. OK, while I'm watching Ted. And she's irritated that I didn't acknowledge her. Yeah, pay attention to it. I would be irritated. I'm watching TV. She's doing a naked dance for you. I don't want to see her at all. No. Oh, you didn't see her. It's I saw her believe me. OK. I was just saying, like, if you just looked at her and then kept watching TV, I'd be mad too. She got the towel around her weight. And she comes in. She goes, like, I was just doing the naked dance to the set and you didn't I was just watching watch TV and laugh. And I was like, oh, I was watching TV and I was laughing.
7:23I was watching TV. So now cut to a couple of days. Goodbye. Then last night, she goes out to the hot tub. She's like, last time I did this, I dance naked. You didn't even acknowledge me. I didn't see you. And she's like, well, I'm not going to do that again. Like, what do you mean? Well, maybe I'll do it again, but you better watch. I go, hold on to that. So now I'm watching now I'm watching paradise on TV. And I'm like, so now I got to watch TV and be like, look out to like TV and I'm watching TV and I'm looking to see she dancing. And I'm looking and I'm watching the storyline, which is unfolding. It's a fantastic episode. And I'm looking out to see she and she and I don't see her. She comes walking with the towel and I go, did you dance naked? And she's like, no, I'm trying to watch my show. I go. You guys need some sort of like signal, like a little three box on the window or something. Yeah, if you can't get mad, like, if you guys were standing over there naked and then you come in later in another room and you go, we were just naked in the other room. You didn't say they didn't know you're a naked in the other room. Yeah. That's not fair. I didn't know. That's not fair. It's really okay. So I'm not out of my mind, right? No.
8:23No. No. But if you saw her and ignored her, then yes. Yes. Shame. No. If you chose to TV too much, if you chose to TV over her, she should be really pissed. No, yeah. But you need to see. You felt. Don't ever do that when I'm watching TV. Because that would be helpful. But I didn't say that. I'm very, in fact, I feel that I grow per too much. Yeah. I mean, like I guess I guess I probably do, which is probably why she was like the one time trying to try to try to like initiate her to get the bagpipes out and blow a trumpet. Let me know you're out there naked, acknowledge it. Let me know. So anyway, for you newlyweds out there, Peyton, just know communications, the key. Hey, thank you. Inpatient stuff. For us right now. So you told us that your mom burned your veil. Yeah. And then you said you laughed because your mom brought, because you and Kyle, you and Peyton have a segment that lives on social media. We do. It's called try it Tuesday. So every week we go and we try like an activity in the valley or a food place or really just kind of anything. Yeah. And so lately, we just did a Trader Joe snack one. And I tried these pickle chips and I got Kyle of these like sweet, Maui, onion pretzels,
9:25right? My mom saw. Oh, I love those. Those are sharpness. They're really good. They're really good. No, they're different. They're different. They need a little bit more seasoning, but they're so. Yeah. But she comes in yesterday and she goes, I have a new try it Tuesday for you and Kyle. And she puts down this bag of dill pickle macadamia nuts and I left it. She's like, what? And I said, this is really sweet. Thank you. I said, but Kyle hates dill pickles and I hate macadamia nuts. So. Well, how did she know that? She doesn't. She doesn't. She didn't know that. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. This is really sweet of you. I know if we try and we're probably both going to get it. That would be fun. That's a good thing. That's a good thing to see. Do it. Try it Tuesday because your mom brought these in. I hate macadamia nuts. Kyle hates pickles. Let's see how it goes. I'd love to see that. I don't think I knew that about either of you. I definitely didn't know that you know, like bacon, but I didn't know the tea.
10:25Yeah. Feel the same way about pickles that I do about bacon, but you haven't really gone on the show about pickles. Well, I feel like I've said it before, but I'm not like I'm not really about saying all the negative things. But I just didn't know of your pickle hatred. And who would have ever thought that you would have hated macadamia nuts? I like a macadamia nut cookie with white chocolate, but I don't like macadamia nuts. I mean, that's a really, really good for you. You have to get the omega seven. I don't know. I just heard they're really good. Some of the eggs. So speaking of your mom, let's fight. We've been talking about getting to the story about your mom and the Epstein files. So is your mom in the Epstein files? My mom is not in the Epstein files. Okay. She had a comment about something in the Epstein files and it was hilarious. So me and my dad are actually driving in the in the front seat. My mom was in the back seat. And we are talking about the Epstein files and when the Stephen Hawking one dropped, those super disturbing pictures of him, like out in the island with like the two women in between me. Yeah. That's weird. It was just odd.
11:25And so I'm talking to my dad about it. And I was like, what's going on in the back? Like, who's Stephen Hawking? And we're telling her who he is. She's like, I don't know who that is. I said, you know who Stephen Hawking is. So I pull up a picture of Stephen Hawking and I show her. And she starts reading the description of him. And she starts laughing, like cracking up. And I'm like, okay, nothing about this is funny. So I don't see where we're going here. And she starts like crying, laughing in the back. And she goes, this has to be a joke. This has to be a joke. I said, no, the pictures are real. She goes, no, he's a cosmologist. I said, mom, he's not a cosmologist. What are you talking about? She's like, no way. He's a cosmologist. He cuts hair like he's a hair. I'm like, no. And I grabbed the phone. He's a cosmologist. He looks at the stars. So she's like the guy that's like the brilliant deep thinker. There's a whole movie about him. He wants to act or what he got in the world. I know. He's like a typewriter. He wanted to talk. But she was just gagged over the fact that he was a hair stylist. He thought he was the most brilliant hair stylist in the world. And gosh, it was just such a hard thing to do. He's the guy that there's a movie about him where he was like brilliant, right?
12:28Going to Oxford. And then he has a disease. I don't know what I don't know. He said ALS. And it's slowly. Yeah. And he found out he had it while he's so brilliant. And he's the guy that talked about black holes in space and the stuff, right? And about it. And he's just so next level. But then you find out. And I think he died. I think he died. Is he dead? Yeah. But he literally is a guy in a wheelchair. It's from like parallel to the eyes down. And he has a voice box that's really for him. And then they made this movie about him. But then he turns up on the Epstein files. And it's like. And that picture though. At first, I was like, this is bad. They're all bad, right? Yeah. They are all bad. But that one specifically. I was like, oof. But your mouth is funny that he's a cosmologist in the Epstein files. I guess so. He's not hanging out with hairdressers and Epstein. He was like, she must do a really good blowout. I was like, no, no, no. Oh, anyways, we got a few degrees. Any ideas for painting the College of New for Try Tuesday? Shoulders of TaxXXJ, we're the ideas of 96893. You can also head to John Jay Rich because we dropped a new one yesterday that was super fun.
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