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1:28No guessing. No waiting around wondering what's happening. Just total clarity. Plus, you can reach out with unlimited questions at no extra cost. Even during nights and weekends, throughout tax season. And because they're focused on your unique return, you can feel confident you're getting every dollar you deserve. Visit TurboTax.com today to match with an expert. Real-time updates only in iOS mobile app. Jones, I got some good news and I got some bad news. What do you want first? I always want the bad news first, Keith. Jason Tade, I'm not playing. Come on! Jason Tade, I'm out tonight. Officially ruled out. We didn't monitor how he was listed as questionable. And we're like, that's a little bit of an eyebrow raise. And yeah, knock it up. I think they should've been a great week. Jalen and Jason, now they should've been a great week. This blows. Yeah. I know. So no, uh, all right. Well, Payton Purchwit is available. Derek White is listed as questionable, but no Tatum, uh, no Jalen Williams,

2:29the real Jalen Williams, the other side. Less Celtics to focus on tomorrow for the inaugural Jones and Keith. They're just paving the way for the Jones and Keith Awards tomorrow. Good, good. What was the good news? Well, it's clipped to short time. Right for that. Sounds fantastic. What's the clipped to short? I'm so glad you asked. It is the clip of the day. And today, uh, Billy had a little bit of the, uh, hit a little bit of the silly's going on. Trying to read it. He's silly Billy. He's silly Billy Billy. Trying to get through a trending read. You can finish off the Patriots off season, uh, that complete the Patriots off season, uh, and also what is next? That's good. For the past. Well, yeah, that's it. I have for trending with Billy Lady. Trending now is brought to you by fine, mass money dot go of the Red Sox. Brewing Celtics all in action today. The Red Sox Spring Training continues as the socks are in the, at the Lee Health South, the Lee Health Sports Complex taking on the Minnesota twins that drop gets me every time. First pitches out 105 on WEEI AM 850, the Odyssey app, and across the Shaws and Style Market WEEI, Red Sox Network, Shaws,

3:30proud to be local since 1860. Colly Early will take them out for the socks against the twins Bailey Uba coverage begins at one o'clock. Team USA has advanced to the quarterfinals in the World Baseball Classic. Thanks to Italy's 911 for Mexico last night. I am so sorry. I'm bigger than the app, which is trending now on WEEI and WEEI dot com. Apology accepted Bill and it's funny because I was looking through the glass here and Nick's trying not to distract him, but he's actually making it way worse, because he's looking away just like, Nick is the blame for all of them. Yeah, Nick played the Trump drop. He's just snickering in the corner while Billy's trying to work inside job. I was trying not to laugh. Billy kept laughing, so it made me laugh, which made Billy laugh more vicious like all of them. It was his what it was. It was me trying to read, which is a struggle to begin there, right? So try to do that and I'm trying not to laugh and all I can hear from Nick is. I'm like, all right, this is not good. I said this is my leakage in the ninth moment. That's fantastic. Yeah, the laugh where you're trying not to laugh

4:31is the hardest laugh in the world. Like it is just, and then you end up like your face gets red, you cry, but not laughing is the hardest part. I think Tom Petty said that. The couple of updates real quick for instant power, Tom. Elliott Wolf, Chase and American Girls in the Sky. Elliott Wolf said, Stefan Diggs, there's a variety of factors, including financials and ability for why Diggs isn't back. I mean, he did call him a warrior. Oh, he said he'd be surprised if Tom Brady stopped trade talks with the Patriots about Max Crosby. Oh, he also did say this, Keith, it's no secret we'd like to keep Christian Gonzalez. No secret at all. Good, that's promising. So that's Elliott Wolf. We got WEEI afternoons coming up. Andy Hart is here. What do you guys have coming up on the show? Some Wolf talk. Have some wolf reactions, some dobs reaction, Gilliam comparing Drake May to Josh Allen, which is, you know, cliche, but still good to hear from a guy that, you know, news him up close and personal.

5:31Tom Karren 330, Razer 445. Oh, good stuff. Yeah, two for that. When it stizz at 530. That's better stuff. Yes. Everyone knows it's a highlight. Yes it is. It gets stizz running the show back there. You literally never know how it's going to go. Definitely. Before that, very good. Coming up WEEI afternoons. The crossover brought to you by the 99 restaurant. Find your pot of gold at the 99. Stop in the St. Patti's Day for lucky specials like Green Beer and a corn, beef and cabbage dinner. March 16th and 17th only. You've got to love the Nines. We are back tomorrow, Keith. You're not going to want to miss it. Oh, the inaugural. Jones and Keith awards presenters, galore including Andy Hart, Ted Johnson, Fitsy. They'll all be a part of this tomorrow. It all starts at 10 o'clock right here on WEEI. Thank you guys. That was fun. When it comes to doing taxes, things have officially changed. We are stepping into a new era, and Intuit TurboTax is leading the way.

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