BeDabblin LIVE w/ EL Horrible ep146

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1:29Following programs of adult nature and may be inappropriate for persons under the age of 18. The following program is an adult nature. It may not be suitable for some of my friends. This time, we'll be dealing with lies. His friends ain't talking both either. Got him on the floor. He lives across from home deep by. But never lifeless with no reply. But never lifeless with no reply. But never lifeless with no reply. But never lifeless with no reply.

2:45Greetings. This is our new venture into EV Mox. Hopefully everything is working. No. Everything is not working. Greetings. I am your host, 16-year-old YouTube sensation, broadcasting. High above the rocky balance from his mother's basement. I am the great L. Herie Blay. Welcome to another Saturday morning of lunacy. This is Be Dabbling Live. Huge show today. So much to talk about. Oh, why Mike's here? No. Oh, Jay's here. No. Got him a great guest. Oh, I do have a great guest. Jamo is Jamo sitting on the great guest. Dabbleverse superstar, Jamo. Is this music too loud? I have it at like six.

3:46It's a little loud, but it sounds fine. It's too old. It's too loud. That's true. Supertip.gg slash tookey for whatever reason. I can't hear the super tips. But everyone else seems to be able to. So that's all I care about. Supertip.gg slash tookey. I got to figure that out. Also, JT is in the John Chair waiting for your calls to zero to tookey zero. And we have calls already. But first, hello, Jamo. Good morning. Good morning, pumpkins. How's everyone doing? Humpkins. Fantastic. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Starting off with this shit. Everyone's very old. You have all this time to plan your debut on Be dabble in Live. And what's up, Humpkins? Is what you start with? Yeah, I thought it'd be cute. No, it's not cute. Fantastic. How dare you? I'm a guest. You don't treat, you treat guests like this. No, this is exactly how we treat guests. Oh,

4:51my God. Jamo the fair start over. Good morning. Good morning, Jamo. The fairytale story of the dabble verse. One time listener now, dabble verse superstar. Like we've seen so many times in the past, anyone could do this, which is the great thing about the dabble verse. And then the market dictates, you know, what people want and what they don't want. And I want more Jamo. And I'm saying it right now, everyone. Cousin me a gatekeeping, but I am a Jamo fan. Jamo also one of the first people to ever start texting me once I gave out my cell phone number. And that is true. And you've been very supportive. Yes. Since day one. And listen, I'm giving hope to all retards out there. Every single one of you. This is you too could be here one day. Exactly. You used that posters of us on your wall. Oh, didn't I just like what was that movie with what's his

5:54face? Marky Mark rock star. Yes. I have a corner. I've seen that movie. That movie. Well, boogie night too. It's that's it. A big night. It's is the more nights. I think Marky Mark is my favorite actor. Now that I think about it. I feel like I've seen more of his movies than anyone else. He's a he's a fantastic guy. Where is that one where he played Matt Mead? And he peed up Alicia Silverstone or whatever. Fear. Yes. See? I've seen all of that. I've seen all his movies. I don't think it was exactly. It was maybe based on Matt Mead. But not it was called Fear, the Matt Mead story. Oh, was it? By the way, still hearing that Matt Mead is ready to beat the shit out of Stuntary John Melendez. Oh, good. I know John is very afraid of going to Rodney's next weekend. That's not the only thing he's afraid of. What's the afraid of? I mean, Camini's on the record now saying the police have been notified. I've heard that. I know that she

6:56contacted doom about taking down the clip of Patrick talking about how yes, we did see proof in Atlantic City that John is allegedly, well, not really allegedly. I mean, we saw it. But I guess we have to say allegedly a revenge pornographer, just like a legend commeter and convicted revenge pornographer Aaron Imholt. Formane. This is amazing. It's insane. These people are out of their fucking mind. No one like, I've never sent even just a naked picture of anyone to anyone. Your self. Yes. You've never said that you've never said a dick pic. No, I'm sure. Well, I can tell you why because you've been out of the game long enough. I have to like, we got out of the game before everybody started taking nudes like crazy. Like, that's the problem. That's what it is. Like all these the new this new group is like, they're like as soon as they get the phone in their hand,

7:57they've got a picture of their genitals on it. Yeah, like, you just Google a picture of a penis. I think that's what I would do. Right. The I still remember my first ever like I got I'm literally that old where I had the first ever camera phone. Like the first flip fucking Motorola flip phone with a camera on it. Like I thought concert I thought security guys at concerts were going to confiscate it. Yeah. But immediately the phrase soon as I got that phone and as soon as I had a friend that could receive pictures on a phone. I immediately sent a picture of my shit. It was so expensive back then too. It was like 50 cents. It was like 50 cents to send and 25 cents to receive. And I remember like if you could just send somebody a picture and cost them 25 cents and unless they went to the provider and told them to turn that shit off, which some members of my family had to do the older ones because they were getting sent pictures and they were not like the fact that they

8:59could be charged a quarter for something that they did not request. Yes. It's crazy memory laid memory land remember when you do you remember the 90s hell yeah. Let's find out acid wash jeans dog Martin's on your feet. Pogs in your pocket and bitch. All right. I've got that in my head. JT was going down memory lane. By the way, you know, you'll remember the 90s. You know, Patrick Melton is looking for pictures of people shit. So Dr. Steve can analyze it, right? Do you still have that picture? The original. Yes. Oh, damn it. I bet you're fuzzy too. I mean, those those camera those original ones. I worked at Verizon when they first came out. Verizon wireless and and that we thought it was the shit back then. But it really when you hindsight looking at it's really bad quality. This isn't three megapixel magazine now. We have to move on, but yes. What? What? I thought we were riffing about cell phone cameras. I got some stories.

10:06He's had it. I'll say this one day night with Blind Mike again. The show was a hit. Yes. Everyone going crazy about BTH the newest show involving Blind Mike, Cardiff and Tookie. If you're a member to any of our Patreons, you have access Mondays. I don't know what time or we still what time we're doing. I think we're going to go nine this week. I think we haven't settled, but eight or nine. Fantastic. The phone lines are already blowing up. Again, 202, Tookie zero. If you want to call into the show, I think what we'll do is we'll take phone calls for like the first hour. And then we'll cut it off because that's usually how it has. Yes. Bible belt Logan. You're on with your heroes and JMO. Hey, hey guys, sorry to take away from the devil, but I got a run and says question is all right. Yes. So obviously there's a difference between says before and after watching DC. Did they ever say what caused his mental

11:08faculties to kind of go after like during DC? Did they ever mention anything? There's a lot of speculation of what finally cracked Fez. There was a on air breakdown when he was in on W and he W back when his grandmother died. And he literally went to his grandmother's grave with a shovel because he was going to dig her up because he was very upset that she was cold and alone in a grave. And at the same time, he was very mad at a former producer and friend of the show Mikey D. That was the famous you never give me any slack or never cut me any ounce of slack. But then when they went and moved to Washington DC area, Fez hated that. Fez really did not adapt well to leaving New York City and going to the suburbs of Washington DC. And they attribute kind of the combination of the two as to being Fez is kind of the start of Fezzie's downfall. That can confirm that area. That's where I'm from and it is a shithole. So I probably did send him

12:12right into he hated it. Yeah, not good. You're not as good parenting advice as well real quick. Yes, of course. I'm finally I can share my parenting skills. Oh, yes, please. Well, last year, last January, I called in with a birthday in the birth of my first son and I asked for parenting advice. You and you and Carter said to get a spoon and use a brain out through the soft spot. Yes. So my wife is now pregnant with our second one. Is there any new advice other than doing that? You have the same spoon. I do. Good. You want to use the same spoon. Yeah. And if it's not a grapefruit spoon, I would upgrade to a grapefruit spoon because it has it's kind of it's almost like a six spoons with a long handle. That might work as well. How about a melon baller? A melon baller could be fantastic. Get right into that soft font. It would be delicious. I mean, are you happy with the results, sir? You were disappointed. Yeah. I'm happy with the results of the first kid. Yeah.

13:12I am outside of my backyard. He is staring at me through the back door window his finger up his nose. Oh, I don't know. It's perfect. How it works so far. It's so jealous. Yes, go run in there and kiss that kid on the forehead and tell him you've done well, son. No, it sounds like you do. Thank you so much, guys. No problem. Thank you. Thank you for the friend. Sounds like you're doing better than friend. Keep it up. Keep it up. Sorry. Keep up the great work. Stuttering John, you're on the line. Oh, fine. No, this is Carl Stuttering John's publicist. Oh, yes. Yes. Well, artist. Yes. All of you. Get ready. I'm flying to Fort Myers, then we're going to have a layover in Moscow. Then we'll we'll be at Hacamania. Let's go play over. Layover in Moscow, huh? Yes. Yes. We have to get the lights out on spirits. We'll be waiting for you, John. I heard

14:17that John did accept Melton's challenge now for the $100,000. But John said he wants the $100,000 upfront. Yeah, upfront. And then if he loses rounds, he'll give back 20 grand, you know, as no, not only not only is Melton a giant fat fuck, but he also, John thinks he's very stupid. Right. Yeah. What car? If I've been kicked out of the Taliban, I have joined Stuttering John's army. I'm sorry. Why do you get kicked out of the two Taliban for being a horrible caller? All right. I don't know. I don't know. All right. Maybe because I put down part of too much. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for your call. Keep going with the phones. The phone lines are on fire. Everyone's very excited that James work here. Beef drippings. You are on with your heroes. Oh, beef drippings. Hey, what's up? Beef drippings. Yeah. One of the best shows in the

15:19Delaware is making use of this week. Yes. I was going to say beef drippings did it show this week. And he's very excited because he had a guest on beef drippings. Who did you have on your show this week? We got we got we got Matt need on holy crap. How did you get someone like Matt need on your show? We're just asking. Oh, it wasn't very hard. It was like, what are we doing with Jamon? We could have me. Hey, hey, hey, I don't think you should about Jamon. That is true. Nobody does. We want the porn star. What's he exactly? How did he go? But yeah, he was like, uh, it was pretty fun. He's very open to punching John in the face. He was, he was, he was starship, but if John says anything, he's like, I'm not going to fuck out. Yeah, it's fantastic. But beef drippings. I mean, you kind of asked a question. And most people would answer yes to that case. Like you'd find out you'd be harder to find people that aren't willing to punch John in the face. You're not wrong. I mean, I very much want to punch John in face. I told him I was like,

16:22if you try to put an offer up, I will fly to fucking get corals tomorrow. I will knock that motherfucker out. You can tell right away that that John was in, in fear for his life as he was talking about it. Outline. Now serving the entire cafe right from your countertop with a ninja luxe cafe, a espresso drip coffee, cold brew. If you can crave it, you can brew it. No barista badge required. Barista assist technology handles the hard parts, grinding, weighing, brewing, so you can take the credit. Top it all off with velvety, dairy, or plant-based microphone, hot or cold, all hands-free. Naturally, you bring the craving, you bring the company, we'll bring the cafe and maybe the bragging rights. Now serving the ninja luxe cafe shop now. I already was like, oh my god, I can't. This is not good. What do you, unblock me on chat, ask him a super chat, call him a bitch, and he immediately blocked me again. Oh geez. This is fun, but yeah.

17:24Matt Mead is a wild card to say the least. If there was anybody that I would say might possibly physically arm, stuttering John, I think it might be Matt Mead. He is definitely a wild card, not necessarily embracing his emotions the best sometimes. Yeah, he's very open to do these things in public too. Yes, yeah. Yeah. Beef dripping is where you'd be going out to any of John's upcoming tour dates. John is touring like the Northeast when the next two weeks, two weeks. How do we begin? I was fucking caring off note. All right. All right, promote your channel. I'll be at Hackamania. Oh, you'll be at Hackamania? I'll be true. Yeah, I'll go fucking. I love you guys. I'm going fantastic. Yes, the schedule for Hackamania has come out. Tuky Soup is closing Hackamania once again, which that's the main event, baby. It's going to be eight o'clock on Sunday night. Everyone's going to be burnt out from all this. Wait, what's up? You're Sunday night now? Yes. What are that? What are those shows on Sunday?

18:26On that point. Be sure to think what's your channel real quick? Promote your channel. Beeftip show. Beeftip show. Come check us out. All right. Love you more than a friend. Beeftip shows. Or beeftip show. Yeah, Sunday night. Can you make it? I think I can now. So wait, why Sunday night? What's happening? So Hackamania now is Friday is there's a show called Jim and them. I think that's Jim Norton and his wife. Yes. I've always thought that's what Jim and them was. Oh, I didn't realize they were out of the Hackamania. Yeah, that's a really good show. Yeah. I mean, it's okay. I mean, she's. Oh, that Jim and them. Yes, what did you think? Oh, I'm talking about. One of the Jim and them does the dabble verse. No, it's Jim Norton and his wife. I've always said yes. Yes, sorry. Sorry boss. Jim and them is apparently a show from Vegas. They have a bit of a following, I guess. I don't know anything about them, honestly. They do a lot of Corey Feldman covered. Oh, that's fantastic.

19:26Yeah, they were just on. They were just an episode of WOTP or Jim did. Yeah, the Feldman should is great, though. I haven't watched Jim and them. I didn't know about it and so recently, but I'll definitely tune in because I like the Feldman's. I mean, that guy just keeps giving. This guy could be the next deal, though. We don't know yet. It's for Amy. What are you going to say, JT? I was going to say, yeah, Jim and them. As much as we talk about John, they talk about Corey Feldman. And it's a good show. I can be into that. So yeah, Friday, it's going to be that. And then we're going to have the comedy show. And then Saturday is what? The creep off and are there three shows on Saturday? NLO, the creep off and who are these podcasts? Saturday is the creep off, followed by NLO, then a dabble costume contest. Yeah, closing out Saturday is W-A-T-P. My God.

20:27But yes, there will be a dabble or costume contest. One of the broadfather will dress as. I'm very excited. Is Quadfather definitely coming? Yeah, he's going. Yeah, yeah, he's going. Will he accept my leg wrestling chair? He already has. Yes! He already has. Yeah, we talked about it last night. He's a matter of fact. Yeah, no, no, he's in. Can he be taken out of his chair? Like, oh, for sure. Dude, I think he's faking most of this shit. I watched him lift himself out of his chair. I saw that, too. He went like, yeah, I was like, I caught you. I caught you. Yeah, like, you're faking, dude. Like, enough. Him and Blind Micro, the fake is fucking disabled people in this universe. Hey, how dare you, that's car. I don't care. Blind might can see because he can see well enough to have a snarky comebacks on X. He can see well enough to not call him so brave. What the fuck are you talking about? We've had to witness. We witnessed this. Yeah. No, I know he's really blind. I actually have been familiar with him, but it is funny because he does come off as a fake blind person to be fair. So the dabble versus contest, I'm a costume contest.

21:30I'm very excited for. I have my costume planned out. I'm very excited for it. It will be a surprise. But yeah, like, I don't technically have anything to do until Sunday. So JT and I will be spending Friday and Saturday in our room, just locking down our show, preparing, rehearsing. We already had a pre-production meeting last night. Some people, I don't know if you know this, but while you're up in your room downstairs, there will be craps. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, JT. I have to check. I know. Well, that's the thing. Oh, like last year, I didn't gamble until after I did my show or we did our show. And it was a smashing success. And I waited until after so I could gamble. But now you hung up on me. Sean is going to take you first. Then it's going to be Lady Kay after that Bucky. Then whoever else wants to jump in the ring

22:31for two minutes with two minutes resting between. Thank you for that. No, I didn't. I just had to wait for it to, I can see it. Now you can see it in my thing. Well, I can't see it on Evie Mucks, but I have OBS on another screen and I'm watching it there. Sorry, I hung up on you, Carl. Tech talk. Yeah, tech talk. Yeah, I'm not really going to react to any of the voice super tips because. Wait a second. Cannot hear them. What? Are you using, you're using a virtual camera or using? No, I'm using a USB. Straight on. Yeah, I'm using the USB camera. No, I'm not using OBS or else it would just pop up on my thing on your square. Right. So yeah, everyone get very excited. Think of your costume ideas. I don't know if there's a prize or anything. JT, do we know anything about that? Well, last year they had the butter eating contest and it was a cash prize for that. So I assume there has to be one this year.

23:32Cash prizes. I did see some ideas at Atlantic City. People have already started their costumes and fantastic ideas out there. Think outside the box. That's what I'm going to tell you. I can't wait till Carl's 30-year-old abortion shows up. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's Stuttering John if he shows up. It would be fantastic. All right, we have more calls. People are going crazy. Cory wants to talk about Mark Wahlberg. Oh, yes. Fuck, why do I have a call screener? Yes. Hell yeah, I'm here for Mark Wahlberg. What are we talking about? Nothing. What's your favorite Mark Wahlberg movie? Wahlberg. Well, okay, there's a lot. Boogie Knights. Let's go. Other guy. You're the guy who sounds like granny. Are you the guy that I thought was granny? I don't know. It sounds like granny. Yeah, yeah. I'm saying granny. Do you still shit in a cooler? Do you shit in a cooler at your house?

24:35Well, I try not to, but everyone's in a while, you know. All right. What did you want to talk about? Mark Wahlberg. Oh, I'm not talking about Wahlberg. I'm going to hang up on you, but I feel bad. You waited for 14 minutes to talk about it. That's JT's fallen on us. Who is this other guy? That's J-mo. You know who J-mo is. You know who J-mo is. Okay. Well, hello, J-mo. Hello, Potato. All right. Good bye, Corey. I feel bad. He waited on hold. But then I realized this guy's been waiting on hold almost just as long. The inventor of Shulie Down, the new favorite game on B-Day. James Balmer. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Shabbat Shalom. I hate to interrupt, but I have a bone to pick with caught. If I can handle it. It's real quick. Please, please. Blime Mike makes the comment that the Shulie goes down. All in my back and caught a blast like it's the funny thing you ever heard. I did the same joke two weeks ago. Nothing. Crickets. Let me tell you why I finally figured it out. During the during the Detroit Pokestream.

25:38I made a simple comment in the chat that a caught if it was a big fat liver spot of the hand. So quite too low of the raisin plate. Exactly. Exactly like a baby ever since. That's right. That's that. That comment has hurt me. I'm totally kidding. Well, Blime Mike is really audible. So he can't he can't see the laughter. So that's why he had to really give it. It could have been a delivery, Boomer. Excuse me one second. Excuse me one second, James. I'm glad you picked up. It was 50 cents to send and 25. So I'm going to assume your accordion floppy bottom. Tupi, what do you want me to say? Oh! Love you more than a friend, Boomer. Love you, James. I love there was one comment in that video. From that episode. And it was just like. So why are Jews falling on ice funny? There's a question nobody should have to ask. I mean, come on. I need more video of Jews slipping on ice.

26:40Moody made me this fantastic. Haveneggila slash Benny Hill. And so I need more footage of Jews falling down. You know, preferably on ice. Because it's kind of funny. But yeah, I don't have any new, uh, Shulee down videos for this week. But we do have a theme song. I feel the season is beyond us now. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. The shulee is falling. It's true. We are losing that. Uh, Tommy Jordan. Oh wait. Tommy Jordan wants to talk to Jaymo. Tommy. Go ahead. And you guys talk. Good morning, Tommy. Good morning. Oh, what's going on with Penny, man? She's such a nice older lady, a beautiful person,

27:44and why are you coming up to any old wrong, man? What's going on? Because she's an idiot. What the fuck about this? Could you apologize to the big dork and Penny? No, I'll never apologize to the again. I already did. What happened? What did you do to Penny and the big dork? So real good, exactly like, they don't deserve this. Real good. They do deserve it. For people who don't know, Penny and the big dork is another new show of people who talk about the dabble verse. It's a young, up-and-comer, calls himself the big dork, and he does a show with his grandma. And it's very nice that he invited his grandma to do the show with it. Oh my god, this is backfire. Yeah, this is backfire. She sees a little fragile for this. Like, she wants the chat to love her. She's not titled. She's an entitled pig. Listen, I'm the guard dog. Everyone will love her just like they love me and the dabble verse. Don't worry about nothing. But we got all the first of Friday.

28:45I got another topic to bring up. Because obviously, we're not making headway over here with Penny and the big dork and Jeyma. I see what you're doing. That's rude. That was horrible. What, Tommy? Yeah. That was horrible. What? Did you hear about that the six was in AC at the poker table? I mean, at the, uh, yeah, at the poker table. Did you know about that? No. A VTL call by show said he had, he sent someone over to your poker table and the guy paying $500 to gamble with you guys. That the fix was in. He sent them your way. I don't know who would have been. Well, there was one guy who came and sat next to us. The guy that smelled, right? That wasn't going to be a shit. Oh, sorry. Probably with him. It was probably got a smell. Well, I asked that guy. I said, what was the smell? Was it asked? He said it smelled like shit, like straight up. I know. It wasn't even breath or body odor. Melden just kept melting to me. This guy smells like shit.

29:45And I was like, but I don't know if that was. Hang up on this wig illusion. I did. I did ask the guy if he was Vince's friend because he looked like a guy who would hang out with Vince. But he said, no, it wasn't. But yeah, I don't know if he sat there. But if he did, he didn't take any money. He might have taken some money off of me. I didn't lose my money in poker. I lost my money in bubble crowd. Like I sat at poker for three days and I was always kind of like just even. I always kind of had 1,000 bucks on me. And then I was like, I need to gamble and I lost all my money there. So if he was there, I don't think he told us. And that was kind of weird, but whatever, you know, hey, every AC, we always say, if you want to come play poker, we're there to play poker. Tommy, plug your channel. I think it was like a cognito. Yeah, I think it was a cognito. And he sent, he sent VTL to screenshot of $500 that he paid him for giving him the advice that you guys are marks. This is just Vince saying it. Not me. I don't think you got the mark. A lot of Vince controversy this week

30:46that I think we should also talk about. Vince does seem like the type that has like scumbag friends that they've ever run around and like try and like shit. Yeah, possibly. Yeah, yeah. All right. For some of those card sharks are wild folks, man. You never know. Yeah. All right. So I think I'll just, I think I'll just hang if you guys don't mind. No, I'll show you the dogs hang. All right. Tommy Jordan. I'll send you the link. Check your email. Spud, you have a correction about Fez. Yes. I do. First time, long time. You're talking about his breakdown. And from what I remember, part of the breakdown was that he was in love with Rory Ampkins and he had to leave him to go to Virginia. Right. Well, that was, oh, yeah, that was a thing too. They never really got into that. But apparently, Fez was inappropriate at like a New Year's party with one of their young producers, right? Yeah. Yeah, the whole thing is weird. I miss Fez. Yeah. That's such a good shit. I respect your knowledge of them. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, I try. I don't get everything right. But you're absolutely right.

31:46It's kind of a combination of like all of it. I don't know. It's hard to pinpoint just one particular thing. But yeah, Fez. He was using Fez as like an unusual personality for so long. No, Fez is a total of you. All right. Thank you. All right. Thank you. But I appreciate it. Great. When did you when did you list? When did you start listening to Ron and Fez sometime in high school when they were on at night on W any W is probably like sophomore year or something like? Oh, no. I get. Yeah. Yeah. Like probably like 99 ish. Okay. That's when I was lit. Well, because I lived in the DC area. So I always they were on that that same radio station with right. ani. I was told it wouldn't be an anthony Mike and Mike. Ja on a mic. Yeah. We're well. Did you wash your ass today? Yes. I used to listen all that shit. I loved it. Don Mike was fantastic. Yes. I never listened to Don I might that's funny. Great. I'd never heard a second of them. But I do never. And they hates. Cafe quality brews without a barista. That's the ninja luxe cafe.

32:47Yup. No skills needed. Richard. Press O balanced with coffee. Rapid cold brew. All made by you because barista assist technology handles the details. grinding, weighing, brewing, so you don't have to finish with spilky microphone made with dairy or plant-based milk, hot or cold, hands-free. Still, no skills needed. From first timer to full-blown coffee fan, you can brew it all with the Ninja Lux Cafe. Stop now. Each other. I had each other. I had that. I had that in with the Buffalo station. We had Howard Stern mornings, Don and Mike Middays and Opian Anthony afternoons. We had Howard Stern, too. They would do the Howard Stern replay on the on the DC channel, just the regular same channel that they would do the Don and Mike and everything else. WJFK. Yes. Yeah, WJFK. Yeah, because Ron and Fez was on there, but they were actually broadcasting from New York for a while. And then they actually moved down once. I think it was the Opian Anthony sex for

33:47something happened. But yeah, if you want to get your Ron and Fez knowledge up to date, go watch Mike Fingers. Mike Fingers is a channel. He has two live streams that go 24 hours. One is just the greatest hits of Ron and Fez. I would suggest that one if you're just looking for the best parts of the show. And then he also does a channel where he's playing full shows, the random, but it's throughout all the years. And you can just listen to a full Ron and Fez show. So it's fantastic. Lou, you want to talk about Shmuel Bachman? Why? Shmuel Bachman because he ball washes truly so much. Shmuel Bachman. What do you give me your opinion on him? He says he's not addicted to streaming. We hear him say that the way DeVito yet he's on some show literally every day. Yes, maybe 70 to 80 fans. And Mr. Jay Moe can speak on this because he's on with him a lot.

34:49He likes to wash Moe Buckman's balls too. But we went from him saying, I'm not addicted to streaming. I'm not addicted to streaming to be on every goddamn show reaction. Thank you. I understand. I think we did the same thing. Yeah, I like I've been attacked here. I'll be happy to speak up. But first of all, Shmuel Bachman is one of the top trolls in the dabblebergs. He's on the rise. He is a super troll because he has made every single one of us rage quit. He has made every single one of us rage quit with his retardation. It is phenomenal. What he does to that's funny. I never really considered Shmuel a troll. It's not intentional in those parts. But it is. Yeah. You got to admit, sir. Shmuel stock has risen over the last month or so. It has risen, but then he started getting too big first riches. And like so

35:51many other people, he says, I'm going to go with Kevin Brennan because that's going to boost my career. But what it does is expose him as a smug prick, just like Shulie is a smug prick when he did the Auntie Karen show. And as soon as Shulie, I'm going to talk to this when at Brennan, boom, what happened? He so came out for a bluff. The channel went from literally 30 grand a month to nine grand a month. Shulie sucks. Buckman sucks. And JMO, you suck. If you admit that Shulie buckman sucks. I'm not addicted to streaming way. I'm not addicted to streaming way. Thank you. Thank you, Lou. Yes, we all agree. Shmuel buckman sucks. No, I like I like Shmuel, but he's he is right. I have been seeing Shmuel on like every show. And as I always say, leave them wanting more, even though your stock has risen, Shmuel, I would not go on

36:51every show that asks you to come on. Yeah, but again, we did the exact same thing. Yeah, wife is on vacations all the time. He's in the house alone. He's got these cigars. Who's going to smoke him? Who's going to see him smoke him? Right. No, when you're when you're when you're and Shmuel is on an on an upward trajectory right now, shows growing. He's becoming a guy. Yes, you know, he's becoming more popular. And yeah, when we were becoming guys, we went on and we were street. Like I've ever conversations after shows like, okay, we're doing Monday nights. We're doing Tuesday nights. We're doing Wednesday. We're doing Friday. We're doing Saturday. We're doing that much. No, there was a couple of weeks where we were like trying to we were planning to do a show like every night is like, we got to stop this. Yeah. Well, I mean, we're we're excited. Exciting shows. Yeah. But you're talking about doing our own shows. No, but I think we also did every fucking show of those show all the shows. If you do, if something hits a clip, all the shows will reach out. All the smaller shows immediately reach out for sure. You know what I mean? So you

37:51have an opportunity to get. So Shmuel definitely gets sent links and shit all the time, like just doesn't ever go, ah, not tonight. He does. For example, tomorrow morning, you can find me on Daniel Bobo Kerlin's best seat in the house podcast watching the Canada US hockey game. Oh, that Bobo commentary. Oh, that's a me. That's great. He's going to be so jealous, dude. He's going to be hot. Best seat in the house podcast. Subscribe now. I'll be there tomorrow morning at 830. Oh, if you want to watch a really cool show, there is this great show on antenna TV about a man with six sons that married a woman with six daughters. It's hilarious. Think it came out in the 1960s. Michael Buckman is the best. And I want to watch Shmuel face Tommy Jordan at Hakomania. Where is Emily? Never where is Emily Emily Emily is killing it Emily are in our

38:54number one opi reporter anytime she has new opi news or old opi news. It's just kind of the same thing. She reports to me and I have her on so she can report to you. Emily has an open invitation anytime she has something new to report the people lover too. I've been paying attention in the comments. Everybody seems to be really on board with. Yes, just like our last two key soup episode, the one with FK Mami that everyone bitched about, but I feel like we broke the whole thing open. Didn't we imply that Mami slept with Vince on to the soup? Didn't we not care? Right. Well, I didn't want her to destroy her life. So I was kind of like making jokes and hoping she would like kind of expand on it more. But I think we made it pretty obvious that yeah, she told us that she slept with Vince. I even more so is that night you can see on Mami's face that she realized holy shit. I threw away my family and my whole

39:58life array. I can't believe it. I know. That was what she's like, I can't believe how bad he was and then she was telling us about how like her family was like, why do you keep going out with this guy? Like, why do you do stuff with this guy? It's an idiot. All the shit. And that was more, I think, I opening to me than even the whole Vince the lawyer stuff. Like, like, yeah, like Ray apparently really fucked up Mami's life because she wanted to be, you know, support him and everything. He got a jacket at least. He did get a jacket. What was she expecting out of a relationship with Ray DeVito anyway? Like, there's only one way that ends is your life being ruined or there's two ways. Your life being ruined or dead in a ditch on the eye. She wants to mother somebody. I, it's very odd. But if you watch her behavior, she wants to mother somebody. She doesn't want a boyfriend per se. She wants to mother Ray. It's very interesting. But yeah, that blew

41:01up this week. Not now, but John's trying to white night for Vince. Yeah, let's be honest, Mami has been insinuating that she had been fucking Vince for a very, very long time, even while she was married. Right. Yeah, I don't buy any of it though. I think it's all, I think everything she, everything, everything. I don't know. You had to be at the cafeteria table where we literally was like high school. It was like a 12 guys in Mami. We're all just listening to her fucking just. Oh God. She can't keep a secret. So that, that much we do know. Yeah. You know, I can't keep a secret. Me? JT. Oh, well, now if you watch JT stream last night and you stayed all the way to the end, you'll know who Mami was talking about. Yeah, there was a little there's a special surprise at the very end of the show last Oh, you know where the gut hole band it is. Yes, he revealed, you got to go watch JT the watch. You got to go watch. You got to go watch. Go to JT the watcher on YouTube. JT did a new show last

42:04night. It was fantastic. And also anybody who does watch DM me, I will send you the copyright code for my music that JT used illegally. And you can all issue strikes one thing. Terrible Troy, you're on with your heroes. I am indeed. I'm pretty excited about that. So I get me if I get a little tongue tied. It's okay. Just breathe. Take your time. All right. How are you, how are you, sir? I'll take this much time. All right. I'm sorry about that. I just wanted to know if you had a cake on Sutter and John no show in Nasty Neal's birthday show on Thursday. Nasty Neal was he invited? Yep. He was. We both invited him and now he didn't show up even though Neal showed up for his 60th birthday. Oh my god. Well, that's sorry. Go ahead. No, he's going to say it's

43:04almost like you can't trust John. But I thought John doesn't like Nasty Neal. Nasty Neal. He probably doesn't at this point. Yeah, I think that's why he doesn't have the birthday to Nasty Neal. Yeah, happy birthday. I mean, the shocking thing is that he's 50 years old. Shocking. Well, thank you. Yeah, that was shocking. Thank you for that update. Terrible Troy. Yeah, I had no idea of Nasty Neal even had a birthday show. So that's fantastic. He's aging well for a ginger. I mean, to be fair. Nasty Neal. All right. Thank you, Terrible Troy. All right. Thank you so much. Love you more than a friend. You do great. I love you guys. Love you. All right. Love you. Uh, uh, last caller and then I guess we'll do a show. Zinc, you have a DD update. Oh, yeah, good morning guys. How's it going? DD update. Uh, let last week, I called the end and I claimed that mommy was, uh, gets a holiday in, made.

44:05She didn't take too kind to that on Twitter. So, to basically, I don't know if this is out there or not, but that, you know, that job that she said that she could get right in in the housing and all that. Yeah. So yeah, so anyone who didn't listen last week, uh, Tatuki Soupe, uh, mommy said that she works at some kind of apartment complex and she's in charge of turning over the places, you know, once they're, um, the people leave and the new people are coming in and she offered Raymond DeVito a job. Uh, I believe it was at least $20 an hour. Oh, yeah. And free housing at apartment complex, which would be less than an hour from New York City and all the pain trips you can eat. Yes. I do. And Ray turned it down. Go ahead. You have an update on that job. Yeah. So did she ever specify what that kind of apartment complex is, what kind of level housing it is ever? I mean, I assumed it was probably in Patterson or section eight. Well, so what it is,

45:10it is a halfway house. She says for quote, homeless people and recovering drug addicts. So imagine Ray moving into apartment complex, like Carter said, five people eating sheet paint chips off the walls. That's where she's in the house. We're reading that. We're thinking Ray was going to be eating the paint chips. This sounds perfect for Ray. He has a lockable door. I mean, he'd be all right. Right. Well, yeah, but if that way is a shit hole apartment complex, and also that I kind of look into it, it seemed like, I'm surprised like Joseph Carolina family isn't involved in this quarter deal. It seems like a money grab female sort of related housing complex. So like a Minnesota. Yeah. Thank you. Exactly. Now I understand. I understand why Ray did not take the job. I guess. I don't know if that doesn't. I'm sorry. That doesn't add up to me. Like to have someone living in that just paints apartments,

46:10it's got to be a massive building. To make it worth like there's for Jamie. Jamie was right. Mommy seems like she really want mother someone from the dabble verse. I too want to mother someone someone. I can film singing terribly at a karaoke bar. Oh, I will end him soon. To the creep with the dolls behind him. I also have a doll for sale. Meet me at the McDonald's rest stop on I 80, and I can sell my doll for a low price. Let me grab my shovel and meet you over there. Oh, he's being safe. Yes, we do have the exclusive footage of Carmich X singing karaoke. That came out last night. It's fantastic. Also, I want to play a little bit of Carmich show from yesterday, because holy shit, Carmich is all over the place with his emotions, but very mad at everybody. Jamo is on the line. I don't know how this is possible.

47:12And we might have the fake Jamo. We might be being catfish here, Cardiff. It's possible. No, it's me. It's the real. It's the real. That's him. That is Jamo. I know it. I'm just real. I'm happy to be here. That's all. You know, I don't have too much. Can I say color of all the impersonations you do? This is the best one by far. I don't have a Southern accent from a big show. Listen, I just wanted to promote that tomorrow, I'm going to be watching Cardiff and Bobo do the USA versus Canada. Are you jealous about that Jamo? Are you jealous? That's seeing the house podcast. I'm incredibly jealous. I couldn't imagine whose idea could have been in the first place as a matter of fact. Oh, you did this all one big coincidence. Are you taking credit for this idea, Jamo? Much like the pamphlet papers, it was all my idea in the first place.

48:13Yes, yes, all of the ideas were his. Oh, no. This is going to mess me up. This is great. I'm just so happy to be here. This is a great show. I love this show. All right, thank you, Jamo, the $50,000 man. He sounded kind of like fizz, honestly, but get a sassy Southern accent. I know who that was and that was his best impersonation by far. Speaking with your boyfriends here, Jamo. A long, wild fall. You stay in the corner soon. Will we face any backlash if we have like Tio Hank and Balmer help you out of your chair and lay you on the ground and hold your leg up so that I can lock it. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's a cripple abuse. Absolutely. I will call 911 if you do that too. So keep your fucking hands off of me. All of you punk. So we're not going to have our leg wrestling competition. Yeah, but I'm going to lift myself up and put myself on the ground and get myself back.

49:14He's faking it, dude, I told you. Can you feel the animal? Keep your paws off me. Okay, but it's on. Are you going to be there Sunday? When do you leave? Uh, I was thinking about leaving Sunday, but I might be able to stretch it for another day. We'll see. All right. We'll be here. Other time. Yeah, let me know because maybe we'll do it a different night or something. But yes, I can't box John. John won't box me. So I'm going to Indian leg wrestle quad father for the first annual Indian leg wrestling dabble versus championships. I think I'm going to cream him. I will find no fight for John's honor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean, wait, you two idiots were there when, uh, Tuki was on quad father show. Yes, it's with John. And you both turned on Tuki. Thank you very much. But yeah, me, I was the good guy. It was quite awkward. I really did think John was going to leave. And then once he didn't leave, I was like, well, yeah, we talked about that. We talked in Diaz where I guarantee we were both on the same page.

50:17Like, oh, it's going to be about three seconds of you making fun of them. And he'll be gone. Right. That's what we said right before the show started. I was like, there's no shot. He's going to stick right as soon as he sees Tuki on the screen. He's going to probably say something crazy and just get out. And when he just sat there, I think we were all shocked. We were like, uh, what? I, I don't know if anyone's really brought this up. But I think I allegedly, I think, in my opinion, that that was the mixture of beer and colonnipin. I think he was just so zoned out that he didn't even, he really didn't care. Like he was like, I don't give a shit. I don't even know what you're saying. You don't want to give him any credit that he might have thought. If I leave, I'm going to be called a coward. I can no longer talk about the truly, you know, running away from the bagel bus. Because I need Tuki originally came in so hot and was shooting so many shots. Boom, boom, boom, boom, when you watch John's face originally and you go, oh, okay.

51:17He's kind of going like, how do I, what do I do? What do I do? He didn't have anything to say. That's Roger. Oh, that's correct. Oh, wait, we have the quad father. We have two quad fathers now. This is like with our two undertakers. Oh my God. So I want to talk to you about it. The optical father will be later on. Okay. Well, we will. Look, here's the thing, uh, John, I mean, I don't know if you guys understand beer mass, but there's no way that beer and colonnipin. You have any effect on John at this point? Come on. He was just, he's the suburb of the judge. He was just sitting there like, you know, they say that, uh, you know, they know how people compare BWB to a colonnipin. The beer. Just like, yeah, shut up. Let these two fight. Just do you ever say anything funny? Cause uh, here we go with another bottle. They buy a failed open micer here. Okay, open micer. Let's hear your greatest. Here comes the gay shit. I've failed. I'm a failed diver out of a tree.

52:18Yeah, don't you know, I don't know who's going to talk here. I was betting it now. The landing that is there. Vegas is for Hackelmania. Which one of y'all is going to change my colostomy bag when I got a shit? J.T. Spurg. Spur steak is going to be his assistant there. So wait, Jamie, let them fight. Yeah. Don't ruin this one too. My mom brought me back to life when I dove out of a tree into a pool. Did you know that? Yeah, you know everything about me. And that's why you talk about it on podcast. Cause you love fucking ducks. Wait, is that true? Oh, I'm the one. Yeah. Absolutely. That's why we have a falling out. Cause we were dying from pieces of shit. We got podcasts to talk about. So anybody, if you hang out, if you live on podcast, don't ever tell him anything about your personal life. Because he will wait or use it against you and say it all on the podcast. Exactly. Let me tell him. Tell him what exactly that is. Okay. Okay. I failed. A failed open micer that is now an attack dog for Kevin Brennan.

53:20Cause you're his little bitch that you feed me. Brandy here. This is the same thing over. Oh, what did you make? Did you make a grand for five years? He lived 15 grand for five years. Congrats, buddy. You're killing it. Good job. Now, who the hell are you talking about having a real mouth? Who's doing that? Hey, dookie. What? Sir, did you fuck Ava and never call her back? Is that why she hates you with so much vigor? Okay. I forgot how to log off the fucking stream yard. Okay. I didn't know what the fucking was happening. No more valiant for me. Hey, Stevie, tell him how you made a million dollars off me in the last four years. You have fucking idiot. It's all Monday's Wednesday's Friday's Sunday's Thursday. What were you asking, quad father of me? Oh, you said you had you talked to John last night? You can say, uh, yeah, he called me last night. He was not drunk or uncle on a penny. He was a sober as you could possibly be.

54:21I don't know. And he'll remember everything he said last night. But he did want me to pass along a message to that. He, if you apologize, he will give you a second chance. Because he believes in second chances. Wait, what is that? No, you have to deal with the apologize. It's going to be better than I'm going to show. Yeah, I'm not interested. What do I apologize? Uh, apparently never apologize. Ever. All right, it doesn't work. I have a apologize. It doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't work around here. It just doesn't work. I don't need a boy cannot. A boy cannot cleave it in his father's face. Like that, that's not a thing. You have to fall into it. He said, he'll give you a second chance. Yes, he said. What are you trying to say? You're trying to draw some gender lines here now. Quadfather. That what you're trying to do. I have a spy report. No. Spy report. Spy report. Spy report. We now have a third quad father on the phone. Third quad father. Please go ahead.

55:23Yeah, I'm going to call the cops. Like, Shad Siobah again. What did you say? I was like, call the cops on Shad Siobah again. Oh, no, the third. I think you sound good. Yeah, no, he's not shot at his house. He's armed and he's going to go shoot him. You've got to get over there for it. All right, thank you. Third quad father. Third quad on the grassy nose. I have so much shows up with a gun to see you lose that. Oh, come on. You can't. All right. Whoops. YouTube, YouTube sounds a service. I didn't mean that. I take it back. Oh, no. You two got to get back together. This is ridiculous. It looks like I've lost. But, uh, oh, no. So I've resorted to no life tactics again. No loser. You're like, lose. You're loser. Wait, so quad father, quad father one. You don't think the Duke was high or drunk and high on Kalanapin when I was talking to him. Yeah, I mean, he literally looked like

56:24the Duke of dementia. I felt bad. I was, I felt like I was yelling at all time or patient, patient. Yeah. Oh, you said he looks like a dolphin there. That was hilarious. But yeah, absolutely. You don't get what, uh, three or four clock in the afternoon every day. So yeah, no, I'm joking. He's not sober. We know that. Oh, was he wasted when he talked to you last night or did he not really talk to you last night? No, no, no. That was not just fucking around. No, he's like, he for sure was wasted. Yeah, it's like me. We're both, yeah, we're both, we'll never, we'll never be in John's good graces again, sir. Have you have, have you talked to him since that episode or you're done with him? He's done with you after bringing to you. No, we're on the out. He played my voice, Mel. He bet he's stabbed me in the back. Oh, yeah, that's right. He said you reached out to someone. Didn't someone say John took two Klonopins before the show? Of course he was gone. It's vinegar with two Gs. The chargers. Oh, I got going these days.

57:24I got to go get people. Yeah, I know. Like I actually do shows and stuff. What do you do? Oh, that's right. You don't do anything. You, you go on MLC sometimes, whenever KB needs a fucking attack dog, right? Boy, well, he's also, let's give Stevie Lue the crime. No, that's all I do. Kevin's friends need to do. Hey, you're security guards. Hey, you're security guards. Right, quads. Let's give Stevie Lue a little bit of credit. He is booking, he is booking the Daniel Boeville Curlin podcast. That's seat in the house tomorrow at 8.30am on YouTube. Yeah, that's a, that's a big deal. Yeah, that's a big deal. Well, just like Merch, he thought that that would help him in his career is hanging out with Boeville, maybe be the driver. Like he's going to be tired. He's going to be tired in career path. Not dropping anywhere tomorrow. He's going to be a little bit sleeping in the back dog's car anytime now. I'm sure it's just like Merch. Quad, grass buddy. Quadfather number one. He seemed kind of mad.

58:25Can we do a quadfather dating? Yeah, just clowning. Just clowning you. Quadfather number one clown. Did your mom really bring you back to life? I don't think I ever heard that part. Yes, she gave me a CPR for 17 minutes. Do you think about that? Holy shit. So you made out with your mom. Oh, that's a bad deal. You don't imagine your, you don't imagine if you don't have a brother, you don't have to do the mom part. All that for that joke. Imagine. Yeah, she didn't your butt. Cause you'll imagine she was sitting there. She was sitting there in the kitchen doing the dishes. And she pleased there. All right, you, you made up and that quiet walked the tree and then do a fucking triple, triple, walk into the pool and go neck down and come up blue. You're mean to your mother too. You're mean. I don't like you. I'm just saying the reality of things here. That's pretty amazing, though. My wife, that's pretty amazing, though, that your mom brought you back to life. That's incredible. No, the first you twice, my wife, my wife. I think that did you even know that you could

59:27give someone CPR for 17 minutes? I didn't tell I died and found out. No, I had no idea. Did you see Jesus when you died? Oh, good question. No, I saw nothing. It just went blank. No one shit. That means you're going to hell. Dude, I don't want to be the one to tell you that. That means you're going to hell. I may have seen some shadow people. That is true. Quad, did you see the hang up on this white knee? Steve Lee, hold on. There's a imagine sitting here, unable to use your legs and taking your mom for this. Sad. Can you hear the super tips when they go off? Quad. No, yeah, I know. OK. OK, I didn't think so. Quad, number one, did you hear KB going off about how hang out shows are shit? And he specifically was called out. Yeah, B-Y-B, do you have a response? No, I literally just watched that before your show started. That's the last thing I watched. Perfect. You know, like the corners, I'll start walking. But that's about the dabble verb. All right, you're still not quite far from number one. Even though you've probably been like,

1:00:28quite far from the bag. Quad, then you can only do something. Quad, father two please. OK, so he, yeah, I know. He's annoying. Yeah, him watching us and making fun of us being a boring show while he's sitting there watching us is like the height of a delusion hypocrisy. Like it doesn't make any sense. He wasn't saying anything funny. He was just sitting there like a doll not making any jokes watching us and then saying, like he was trying to get keep playing you do, Tookie. Yes, Quad, father two. What is your response? So Quad, father one don't realize that he's an actual bar and is a fucking joke. He thinks he's an actual talented person in this world because he does some shows a week. That truth. Got him. Where's your show, Steve? I haven't really seen him.

1:01:28I haven't real life. It's an amazing thing. Oh, you have a real life. Go out watching MLC and producing the show. I mean, I even saw last night that you seem like you were backstage on MLC last night, but he didn't actually let you on the show very interesting. What the fuck are you talking about? You're not with an even more on screen? I was out last night, buddy. What are you talking about? Right, right, right. I'm sure you were. I have no idea what you're making up right now, but keep going, bud. I wish it wasn't for the good. There we go. Steve! Got him. We got him, guys. We just got him out of there. No, come on. No, no, no. It's by report. Oh, now he's going to talk fast and try to do better. Oh, he lost his gaming, buddy. I just said, you're a liar. Oh, I'm getting air money. I'm going to yell at you like a yelling Christian Blatt and Schmeele and see if I can talk over you and win. Oh, look at me. I'm Steve Lue. I'm going to talk fast and hard and try to make a lot of points, but not really say anything. Oh, I'm Steve Lue.

1:02:29Wow, look at me. Can I say you're both retarded? That's fair. That is a fair thing. I still don't. I'm about to talk to you. I'm literally just trying to take a shower here in this motherfucker's mood. I'm only in the shower with you, dude. It's Saturday morning. That's what I do. I take a shower and listen to fucking bedablers. I swear, guys, always on the phone in the shower. I think that's how we got paralyzed to be honest with you. All my best phone calls are made from the shower. You. You guys know that's where he made the 911 call from. Is from the shower. Made a salad from there once. Here I go. Yes, Steve. My father. I don't know who's talking to me anymore. Yes. Guess what I'm wearing right now? Nothing. Yeah. Are you tingling? Wear a wheelchair. You're slapping around. You're a little tingling. Just hanging there. Are you sitting on like a shower bench? He has a shower chair. A shower chair. Yeah. A literal shower chair. That's fantastic. There's a little dildo attachment

1:03:30on my shower chair. I hope it's being spirited. That's probably something you have at your house for your wife because you ain't getting the job done. I'm sure of that. That's fantastic. All right. Do you want to talk about wives? Did you know what they were doing? Your wife's got eight. Did your wife leave you? Steve, please say sometimes. Did you know that? Eight. Eight. One. Two. Eight. Two. One. Eight. Two. One. One of the big time races because of this. Hey, Steve, do you know did your wife leave yours? She's still there. Do you stop right or not? Did you know that I have to co-parent? I have to co-parent with my wife. Oh, no answer. I can't stand it. No answers? I'm a proud boy. I'm a proud boy races, but I have to co-parent with a black person that breaks me married. Oh, that's horrible. What are you talking to, Steve? Do you live? Where are you walking to? I'm actually walking just walking in general because I can't. Oh, you're the... Ragger! That was enough. That was enough of a shot. Dick! My name's George. My top on that one. I feel like I can't get any better than that. Everybody chewed a bobo steamer out of each one.

1:04:32That's seeing the house podcast. You're not gay about 30. You did the best job just keeping your mouth shut. That was great. Good job. Oh, Stevie, you know you and I have a love hate. I love you, buddy. Why do you act like this? We're going to get you and quad-father back together. I don't know what's got you guys so fussy. We have a better chance of getting him and quad-father back together than him and Christian Blatt. He's gone. Christian Blatt did seem very upset. Very upset. Yes, another thing that happened this week in the Dabbleverse, the great Huzy having all those people fight. I believe Shrule was on that show as well. Was it he fighting with Joey C? That is the fight show now, isn't it? Like if everybody fights on that show now, that is the, and he doesn't find himself involved. No, Huzy is the perfect middle guy. He doesn't say, doesn't give an opinion really. He's just like, let it happen. All right, I don't think he understands English. Possibly. All right, quad. Go scrub your butt. Love you more than a friend. And I will wreck you.

1:05:33I will wreck you. Yes, it's official, right? We're going to do this. I have no shame. I'm not going to let you win. This is not going to be like anything, where they let the retard play it down in football and they let him score a touchdown. I will destroy you, quad-father, in the Indian leg wrestling, at Hackamania 3. I'm going to go get you lose to quad-father. We will not let you live it down, though. You know that, right? Of course. How could I not win? That's exactly right. So it's going to be a problem if you lose. It's going to be like, like, wrestling a piece of fetishini. I don't want to put your his dead toe into your mouth. That's the way to win. You're, you're, you're, you're totally, you're totally rocky foring this. Shut up. Quad is going back to basics. He's doing regular. You're there in the, with, with your high tech equipment, your legs that work, then you got this in the bag. Yeah, but no. Quad is going to, quad is going to rocky for your ass.

1:06:35We'll see. And wait, you could see too at Hackamania. Go to Hackamania.com and get your tickets. Homoco JT, Hackamania April 10th and 12th. VIP tickets are sold out. Everyone keeps saying, oh, why can't they sell out Hackamania? Like, well, the VIP tickets are sold out. No more. So there you go, Motherfucker. Everyone else is a piece of shit that buys a ticket now. All right. Let's, uh, let's shut down the phones, JT, after these next two callers. And then, uh, the phones will be done. Because, uh, it's been a very heavy phone, uh, show, uh, Carl's frosted tips. Go ahead, T. Hey, good morning, gentlemen. Uh, this is Kathy from the world. Famous beef show, the hottest number two show after right on the double first. Carter for just calling the confirmed reporting story for six o'clock. Yeah, tonight's not exactly on the day two, but I'll, I'll be there one day, don't I? I am Eric. You have an eagle book. You're actually an Eric Nagel book tonight. Well, you know what, A Rock is the legend.

1:07:35He doesn't need to be booked. Um, I just wanted to comment and say, I love you guys most of you. And JT, we go ahead and put me on tonight but I appreciate, push it through. Um, did you guys see the Matt Mead interview? The other day. Oh my god. Everyone's talking about it. Yes, it was a shot in the dark. I sent him a message and said, Hey, JT, what are we going to talk about John? My god, we still don't know how you made it happen. It's really was. I don't know how the star is aligned. It was crazy. I just sent him a message on Instagram. I said, JT, what are we going to do now? Who's going to thug it? Well, that's crazy. Yes, the great beef tip show. Everyone is a bug. Thank you, Carl's frosted tips. Yes. Didn't he the same guy who called him before? No, that was beef tips. Yeah, the other guys with stuff you know, he's around here. Wait, Carl's frosted tips is not beef tips. They're two different tips. Yeah, two different guys. Yeah, the other guy called in earlier and that's why I went KFT, you just called. I'm like, yeah, your coho is just called instead of the same thing.

1:08:36So I'm like, all right, man, just hang on the line. The only thing that they got to do is ask people to do your shows like in advance. Don't say, hey, I have a link in an hour. You want to come on? It's like, I was actually willing the other night, but I couldn't. I saw it late. Yeah, I was at speech, uh, fucking lessons, because I can't talk. They were teaching me how to say pit, picture, yeah, uh, bright last caller of the show. And then we're shutting down the promise. Yes, Brandon, you're not a Stevie Lou fan. This is shocking. Oh, yeah, I only wanted it. Only little kids and retards are named Stevie and use the retards are funny. See, it isn't funny how to high pull that off. That's true. TV sucks. And yeah, that's pretty much it. All right. Thank you. Well, thank you for your call. And that was the last phone call of today's B Dabbling Live JT were taking him down. Thank you very much for everyone who called today. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, sure we're against gatekeeping.

1:09:38Sorry about that other call, but I already disconnected the phone. I saw someone called in right as I shut it. Yeah, so we are still gatekeeping, of course. Uh, thank you very much. Everybody super tip dot G G Lash Tookie. Uh, I guess I don't have to do this solo. I find it hilarious how disgusted. Oh, you can't change scenes in the middle of a super tip. You have to replay that one. Oh, that was weird because I started hearing that one. Oh, but then when I switched, it stopped again. Okay, so this is what Tommy Jordan hold on. Hold on, Tommy Jordan. I can go back hold on. I have to hijack your super tip segment. I have a whole bunch of super tips from Labr and Mystic from four days ago and one today for some reason. So, oh, do it. Labr and if I'm just killing it, throw them up here. Okay, we got to move this. We got to move this. Wait, we're going to three speak. I'm going back to three, right? Left to where it was. Oh, sorry, don't change it now.

1:10:39I'm not. I'm keeping it on the three cameras. All right, Labr and Mystic clips, clips of Dover Ain't talking about love. I think he was super tipping while I was playing guitar the other day. And now it's not coming up. What did, oh, wait, I don't have it on this one. Shit, shit. Go back to the solo. Oh, okay. All right, I'll go back to the solo. Well, let me just clear these out. There we go. Okay, so I'm learning you can't change scenes while something's playing. Oh, there you go. The duke of the big one. And this one just coming in now. Sorry, I missed your other ones. I can't get them back up. Uh, high tech. Like you're working legs. Yeah. Okay. All right, don't super tip me. This is Tookie show. No, super tip card of two. I don't care. You can play because you can play your super tips. I like that. I find it hilarious how disgusted. Mommy was with how unfunny Ray was on that damn stage. She said she bought VIP ride pass and went on two rides. And that was a better use of her time.

1:11:40If Nick didn't rhyme with sick, I would still be on this show. So can't see it. Dabble fact. Too luck. Need to. Still there? Yes, fantastic. Play another super. Thank you, Tommy Jordan. Hold on. All right, so this is, uh, are we doing it? Is that what it says? Are we doing it? All right. Thank you. Yes, we're doing it. Thank you to these on paid staff. Make blind Mike, the new OJ. You all have better banter and he won't cry about nothing. Uh, we're going to make blind my cry. Yes. I've performed the four marches over. We're going to make blind my cry. Some of the things we've got coming on the show eventually. Yeah, card card has been inspired.

1:12:40He has new ideas every day. Every, um, they all stink. Blind Mike is welcome to join us any Saturday. He wants, uh, again, I'm not good at asking people to do the show. Uh, I wait, usually until they ask me because I don't want to bother people, especially because blind Mike also, you know, we wakes up to do a show on Sunday. So I assume he'd like to sleep on Saturday. Yeah, you always, you always tell me, I don't want to be the Carl's frosted tips. This is the case. Exactly. Carming farmers, Sean, hey, hey, two through your late and gay and hiding under your desk. Yes, I am hiding under the desk. Uh, we do have to get the car. He's, he's been fantastic lately. Chad Zumimic, don't let anyone know. OJ is Nick. I mean, sick. All right. Yes. Thank you. We won't. Sean, thank you. Love you more than a friend. Love you more than a friend. Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Tookie is on nicker time. Stop it. It's racist. Uh, Tookie's unpaid staff. Welcome to the technical, uh, technical difficulty show. Yes.

1:13:40Actually, it's been going. Yeah, it's been going a lot better tips. But we'll figure that out. But we also, you're not on, you're not on the show, Jaymo. Yo, he should be. No, he's not not in this mode. Hold on, we gotta go here. Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. I'll add you, I'll add you. Uh, I thought I did add him. Here, I'll just put it this one. What? Here, free speakers. I'm not seeing anything. What is happening? Okay, now I see it. There's some kind of lag or something on, on, on my end. Lavramissik, that's always how he greets people on the show. I'm not sure exactly what that one means. And I'm sorry. That's the problem with reading super tipped late. You don't know what the hell they're talking about sometimes. But it's how we roll. Yo, Yo, Yo, my knee grows. Is there a truth to the rumor that OJ has filed suit against you and hired Ms. Judy and her wobbling good throat

1:14:42to argue on behalf of plaintiff. If you smell my mask, you'll know why they call him. The ghost of Mr. P. Dabble, fact 30 to 45. Thank you. Ms. Judy with the booty. No comment. No comment. I cannot talk about any of that stuff. No comment. No comment. Uh, by the way, the, the super tips are coming through perfect on the street. Okay, good. I, I still can't hear him, but that's good. Ziggy Krueger, apologize to OJ. I mean, we're done. It's all, I mean, whatever. OJ can come back whenever he wants. I, I, I, I, and I can't now. He's not going to back to me. That would be awkward. Yeah. I had to say. What did he mean? What did I just put him in a corner now? He can't, he can. He looks weak if he comes back now because of what you've done. Let's share. I heard in a terrible position. I heard he's doing Kevin Brennan next week. It's going to be that to reveal everything. Uh, please don't, OJ, please. Uh, where that would be cool, though, it would be cool.

1:15:45Uh, Quiefer, Stutherland. This guy's filter looks more like a potato than Cardiff. I guess they're talking about J-mo. Yeah, well, I'm very white. I mean, that's true. Like, let me put up the next one. Oh, sorry, I already put it up. Yeah, before the next one, yes. Tell me. Okay, J-mo, glad to see you on. Can you spill the tea on quad? Tell us the most embarrassing thing about him. He deserves to be in the wheelchair prison. All true. Yeah, he does deserve it. He's not a, he's not a good man by most accounts. Although we're working on it. He's getting better. Do you really feel that way? Oh, you know, listen, here's the deal. Like the, with, with quad father, what you have to understand, too, is like he, he's, he wants to be the center of the attention. Like, that's what he likes. He likes people talking about him. He likes to be. So sometimes he swings for the fences because he wants to be the thing people are talking about. And sometimes he makes major misses. And boy, they're costly sometimes.

1:16:47But, you know, uh, all in all, he did feel very bad about the, uh, you know, the, yeah, because he got caught. Well, I mean, I think he knew it was going, he knew it was going to come out. I think what it was is he didn't realize that in the moment, he was saying things that we're going to be not received well. Could you like not put my name on this or nothing? Because there are going to be people who don't make fun of me. They're going to be upset. They're going to be pretty mad at old quality. Thank you, anonymous and thank you, Jamo. Jason Belly, thanks for the 10 bucks. Mami to team who panhandler. The guest has fallen off a cliff. I call him handsome panhandler. Oh, I think panhandlers weigh handsome, weigh more handsome, even when half his face frozen. Agreed. Panhandler is a handsome man. He's a handsome guy and he, yeah, he does fun. I agree. He's like huge too. He's like as tall as Patrick, but he's skinnier obviously.

1:17:49It's amazing how many giants are in the double verse. It is crazy. I'm a giant where I live because there's so many mechs. Well, and they're naturally short. But like in the double verse, like I'm short. There's all these six with four, six with five. And you're like, Jesus Christ. Yes. Suddering John, a Corleone, black dad, turner, overdrive. I hate when I fart, but I'm worried because it feels a little wet. Then you touch the wet spot on the outside of your pants, hoping it's sweat. You'll bring our finger to our nose. Is not sweat. It's not sweat. I hate that too. I hate that too. By the way, Spy Report. Spy Report. Spy Report. I did talk to Chad last night. He did not go to the Duke's house. He was worried, but he was in Cape Coral. It was some kind of corporate event. He said it sucked. The Mike sucked.

1:18:49Everything about it sucked. Oh, it was Mike. The Mike's fault. He did. JT was there with me. JT was on the phone. We called Chad during our pre-production meeting for Hacomania. And he did not. I repeat, he did not go to the Duke's house. The Duke of dementia. First blind Mike. Now bearded Mike. Who is this guy? Bearded American Huesy. He contributes about as much. I'm thinking of transitioning to an apple and joining Stutt Joe and the ghoul. Limtaff. It's true. People are wondering where OJ will pop up if he does pop up again. And the rumors are Kevin Brennan to do a tell-all interview and possibly to team up with Stuttering John and Jema, would you want to say about Chad? He's off.

1:19:50He's off. Hold on. Try another super temp. I just switch something. Like a talking one. Yeah. Okay, hold on. I'm going to play this one. Nope. It's something. It's something with Evie Mox, though, because I heard it a couple of times. Like for some reason it'll pop up and then I don't know. Like I said, it'll work on my OBS. We now have my OBS muted for super tip because if I play it with OBS, it doubles up. Anyway, who cares? It's fine. As long as everyone else can hear it, I don't care. Joe Hamas. Hakomania going to close like World War II with a giant bomb. It's very possible. Oh, listen. Everyone is expecting that. I'm just telling you, my ideas are very ambitious. It feels like Hakomania won. Yeah, I did. Putting you in a very, you did fuck you a little. What was that?

1:20:51Who me? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Patrick fucked you a little bit by putting you at the end, I feel. Oh, no, it doesn't fucking matter. Well, the first Hakomania was weird because me and Dr. Steve and Pat never really got together to discuss what we're going to do because we were just like, oh, it's supposed to be like a wrap-up show. So we'll just talk about what happened during the weekend. But every show had talked about pretty much what happened during the week as I was like, well, I don't know, this is not really wrap-up here. Yeah. But it was fun. And I found that I have a healthy prostate. So that was fantastic. Okay. And Dr. Steve will be there. And we will have the cloth will have the thing. I'm bringing it for something else. So if you want your prostate checked by Dr. Steve live at Hakomania, and you're going to be there. Send me an email at tukesoupagmail.com. You got a box of gloves? Yes, I'll bring it with that's no problem. That's that's that's easy. But yes, if you want your prostate checked, Dr. Steve will pretend to do it.

1:21:54Make sure you mongrel's what pure ask good too before you shove it in front of Dr. Steve. I didn't ask. I think I shit. I think I shit a couple hours before Dr. Steve. Or maybe? Oh my God. Do you at least baby wipe? Oh, yes. Because I remember I think I was nervous and I actually shit at the venue, like an hour before my show. And even Dr. Steve, there was color on. He was like, we have color animal. I know, but I couldn't help myself. I'm sorry, Dr. Steve. I don't think I ever told him that. Oh, Nail. I think he probably knew. Yeah, I was obvious. J Wolfenstein, tukes, I'm disappointed in you. How dare you go to that special needs classroom for particularly ugly stupid kids and pick on the biggest retard in the room? You should be ashamed of yourself, Tuky. Shame. Shame. I am assuming you're talking about when I went on BWI or Tuky went on BWIB to talk to John. But yeah, I told Cardiff before I went on. I was like, all I'm gonna do is try to get him to fight me at Hakomania.

1:22:56So once he wasn't leaving, I was like, I'm just gonna piss him off until he wants to fight me. And like I said, he just sat there like the duke of dementia with his Kalanapin cores or bush-like cocktail. And I think he actually played it pretty well. I think he- I demolished him. I know people were saying like he looked like an idiot, but I don't know. There were times when it looked like Tuky, Tuky looked like an idiot. He did the best he could do. That was, I think that's what Blind Micah said. That was the best approach, I think, to just like say nothing. That was kind of our thought is like it. You guys both kind of walked away with the win. Like both, nobody really walked away a loser in that particular event because he felt like a mental win because he didn't run away. And Tuky was able to get all that shit off his chest. That was kind of like cathartic in a way, you would say. No, Tuky was just mean. Yeah, Tuky was mean and it was hilarious to watch. And my face was just, and I'm just waiting for him

1:23:59to say something or do something and yeah, nothing happened. Are you seeing this one? Which one? Yeah, so you're not seeing it hold on, hold on. It's weird. GT, thanks for three bucks. Here's some money for never taking calls on your show. That's what's sending me a super tip. I'm hearing it. You're not seeing that either. I'm not playing anything. There's no sound. What are you hearing? What are you talking about? Isn't it? Isn't that Tommy Jordan I'm playing right now? No. No. Oh, that's weird. Hold on. What is happening? I just switched to Evie Mucks and all the, like, that was weird. Okay. Is multiple windows open of Evie Mucks maybe? No. So when I just went back to Evie Mucks, all of a sudden the Tommy Jordan one I played before about the butt sweat and all that shit or whatever, it just started playing out of nowhere. We didn't hear it, though. Yeah, I don't know. That's what I don't. All right. We are having technical difficulties.

1:24:59You are on a massive delay. I'm on a massive delay now. No, no, I'm saying if you're hearing the Tommy Jordan one, you're on a massive delay. Oh, yeah, yeah. I have no idea what was just happening. Hold on. I don't know if this one, I don't know if this one went through, but let me try this. Where the fuck? I hate when I fart, but I'm worried because it feels a little wet. That's weird. I don't know why they're in hell. Yeah, and I can't hang up on this. I'm the Duke of definitions. Him, her, they, them, and fags. Yeah. Thank you. It looks like there's ones that played, but I never played them. What is hell is going on? Hold on, I'm sorry. This is just, I gotta figure out what's going on here.

1:25:59Brought to you by our sponsor, Evie Mucks. Get your sign up now for Evie Mucks. Like did we play this one? I hate when I fart, but I'm worried because it feels a little wet. Then you touch the wet spot on the outside of your pants, hoping it's sweat. You'll bring our finger to our nose is not sweat. It's not sweat. So you don't check the wet spot on your pants. You gotta go inside the check if she, dude. Always, you gotta have a little cloth between you and the maybe. No, you need to know there's no, there's, you don't want any. You need to know 100% as true. You do need guessing in this. This is important. I don't know, but usually you do know already. You're checking for your own. You already know. Like I don't remember playing this one at all, but it says it was played. Maybe it was one that just popped up. I find it hilarious how disgusted mommy was with how unfunny Ray was on that damn stage. All right. Yeah, cause you're not hearing them. So they're not, yeah, they're not the ring familiar with you.

1:27:02Trust, trust the super tip. Super tip.GG is solid. We have a different problem here. Labramistic left side pro TSN pre trans Ava post TSN trans Ava. What? Interesting. That's what that means. Nice podcast stupid JMO gets linked before Buckman. I am shot. Yes, I don't think we've ever had Buckman on the show. Or any or any Jew. Yeah, this is a Jew free zone. Actually, have we? No, I don't think so. Well, Adam Bush. No, Adam Bush is, yeah, Adam Bush is never. Adam Bush was on the birch of the great show. Your anti-Semitic. Oh, yeah, we should keep that going. Yeah, he doesn't like that. He hates quad father. He knows you network. The know you network. Good call, Dan. Thank you. We will gatekeep that. We have actually towers that I put my guys in, but we will be gatekeepers as far as the no Jew zone. Make some more dress the same.

1:28:03We only show Shulee's falling down. And if you have footage of a Shulee falling down, please send it to tukesoup at gmail.com. I know more. Are you saying this is a lack of concentration, Pam? Yes. Mm. Stop it. Shulee made off. I've always looked at JMO as Bizarro Shulee. No, I do look. I mean, there's been times where they do like the AI Shulee and it looks exactly like me. It's very upsetting. I'm not Jewish though. I would say handsome Shulee. If I wouldn't even say Bizarro Shulee. Well, I'm just younger than him. So I guess that helps. I mean, that does help. It's true. Shulee is very, very old. Uh, I'm laughing. It's aging like a Jew. Need to watch. Why are you laughing, Ron and Fez? Yes. You do need to watch that. I don't know if that's the one that Tuky was on, but there was a wire you laughing, Ron and Fez, with Tuky and Blime Mike. And then Blime Mike had a former Ron and Fez producer, Al Dukes, on his show as well.

1:29:06And it was fantastic. Al Dukes seems like a really nice guy. Really enjoyed talking about Ron and Fez. Joseph Hamas, isn't JMO the guy who tried to fuck Ashley Cummings even though he has a wife? Or was that someone else? I think that's Kim Nicholson. No, that was her and I had a bit of a falling out because she made some wild accusations to the like, but Ashley Cummings did. Yeah, but like, you know that she's volatile. We'll just say that. She's volatile. Okay, we do have a little bit of Ashley Cummings news coming up and it also pertains to Chad Zumak. So just hold any thoughts about Ashley Cummings until we get to that. I promise. After we do this super tip, super chat, all this crap, we will go, we will actually do something. Lavramissik, Schmule Buckman, the I hate Brian Singer of the Dabbleverse. Yeah, that, you know what? That is, that might be right that one down.

1:30:10Nice podcast, stupid. Buckman's wife takes two weak vacations alone. That sounds great. I don't know. I mean, I think people should do like separate vacations sometimes. Have you ever taken a solo vacation? Like not a trip, like not even like Hakame, it would just like a vacation vacation. No, no, not a vacation vacation. It's typically not what married couples do. They don't go like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to the Caribbean for two weeks. You stay here. But it sounds nice. I mean, if you can make it work, you know, sometimes people just need a vacation away. Is she with her girlfriends or something? Or just like, she got family wherever she's going and she like not from, is she not? I have no idea. She's, she's, she's, she's international. I have no international. I don't know. All I know is that she's lovely. No, I mean, besides going to AC by myself, that's pretty much, yeah, that's what all, it's not a vacation. But yeah, no, she's my wife is lovely, but yes, I do believe that she is taking the Keanu

1:31:14and McElene approach and she takes these vacations alone. So she can bang the, the dark help. The, the first time I was on Buckman's show, he, he literally brought Cookie on the camera and I was like, don't, please don't do this. And he just, why it always works. You should always have your significant other on your show. It's a foolproof plan. What are you talking about? You could tell she didn't want to do it and then he was like, no, come here. Let him see how beautiful you are. It's like, oh my God. I was like, this is not an idea, Buckman. She's a hostage. Tuky's on paid staff. No, Mami, no problem. No, Mami, no, Mami, no, Mami, stop. We stopped. Roy Cohn, tattoo, please do a proper plug for the hockey show. That seats in the house tomorrow morning, 8.30. At best seats in the house. 8.30 in the morning, huh? They're, they're playing in Italy. Is it live? Like, we're not watching the game.

1:32:15He's going to do bobo's doing commentary, I guess. So I'm going to have to listen to bobo talk about the game. Oh, but it's the game. So the game, did the game, no, the game's live. The game's live. Yeah, that's why it has to be so early. Yeah, because I, well, but I also know they do a lot of like, they just, you know, show the pre-recorded stuff. But I guess if it's a gold medal, shit, the gold medal. Yeah, so bars are opening at 6 a.m. here tomorrow. It's going to be fucking really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, everyone's in. Rollin' and I'm going to watch it with bobo. Into U.S. Canada. U.S. Canada. Is it true like the U.S. team has only given up like two goals and they're fucking amazing. I've been watching this for so long. I'm doing a tough game. I haven't watched a second of it. Who's the goalie? Keith Kuchuk. No, Keith Kuchuk. He's thinking. Grant Fier. Mike Rick. Mike Rick. Oh, Goddamit. Dominic Asset came up. Yes, they apparently someone who listens to these shows. I think he was watching this little piggy.

1:33:18But he said he used to coach like NHL and like division, whatever. And he coached Dominic Asset. And now he watches all this crap or something. I would love for that guy to call in. I would love to talk to him. Roy Cohn. Yes, thank you, Roy Cohn. And yes, tomorrow, where can everyone find you in Bobo watching and talking about the US versus Canada hockey game at the best. Yeah, okay. Oh, best seat, best seats. Oh, fuck, hold on. Best seat in the house podcast. Best seat in the house podcast. Are you going to share it? You'll share it on your ex though, right? Yeah, yeah. I'll tweet it out when there's a, when the link's up up to you. If I'm up, I'll retweet it. I'll ever miss it. Guess I'll end up. Oh, I've invited a special guest to come on the show. If he chooses to respond to me, my God, who says he'll be surprised for Bobo, a big surprise for Bobo, someone from his past. Oh, Jim Norton. Oh, really?

1:34:18I don't know. I can't get you. Mersh. It's a Mersh either. I'm not that big, but I got access to Opie. Oh, yeah. I got damn it. I got access. Oh, did you send Opie the link? I asked Opie if he would jump on. Just to say hello. Sure, an Opie. The officer likes to talk about the hockey. He might actually do that. That would be good. I would like it if he did. Boa could be his new co-host. He is looking for a new co-host. He should go back to the Bobo well. I don't think he will do it just because there's an Opie and Anthony connection. Like I think Opie wants, he wants nothing to do with Opie and Anthony, but everything to do with Opie and Anthony. Did you hear back from the Opie, because I know that you tried to contact him when he fired Ron. The message I shared with you was the last. That was it. That was it. Okay. Can we talk? What was it? Where do you know? He doesn't want to do a dabble versus stuff. Okay. Yeah. He's done. He doesn't want it.

1:35:19He's an idiot. Yeah. He's an I know about the hockey. I can talk about the hockey. Let's go, Bobo. Like, why would he just talk about hockey with Bobo and you? That would be great. There's no dabble versus stuff. Yeah. That's not dabble versus related. Oh, I know. Working with me is that is to that may be the issue. Yeah. A Tim Bollinger. Thanks for the five bucks. This is for you. Let Rock and Opie. Thank you. Thank you. People are still saying, stop sending me super tips. No, the second. No, no, no, no. We're going to do this. And we were supposed to do this with O.J. So maybe O.J. We'll come back. But we were going to do a super tip Griffithon. And we were going to do one of these episodes with all three super tips and see at the end of the day who made the most. He waited until he quit. And that's when you started it. This is what happens. It's just going to be a double now. It's just going to be the two of us. I get Jamel. You got super tips? No. Good. I mean, I would. But I don't know how to do any of this shit. Dude, I'm retarded. Like, I need help. That is a report. It's why I don't do my own show. It just takes to just show up on me at YB. Do what I do and then just be done.

1:36:21I am dumb. I miss you streaming from your car. I wish you'd go back to that. I never did stream from my car. Only did like little videos. That's how you made your debut. Yeah, I didn't really think anybody actually would see. That was the funny thing. It's the dabble verse. We see everything. But yes, spy report. Spy report. Spy report. New member of the super tip family, JT, the watcher. Yes. I'm sure his address is super tip dot gg slash JT since that's the easiest to remember. And it's just two letters, right, JT? You would think that, but unfortunately, it's not. It's super tip dot gg slash date night. Would a K like John's oldest son, right? So it's incredibly like, it's not incredibly difficult, but I just feel like super tip dot gg slash JT. I know, I know. And after you told me that, I'm like, oh, fuck. I should go back and change it.

1:37:21Anyway, but yes, super tip dot gg slash date night and night is spelled with a K like John's son. I wouldn't it be harder. Luckily, it's only $49.99 to change your URL, JT. Oh, man, does it hurt you for that? Oh, and by the way, JT, you were saying last night that you would never be, but you were number four on the leaderboard this morning. Oh, wow. Congratulations, JT. Congratulations. Great show last night, too. I didn't get all the way, I wouldn't. I fell asleep. You missed the, me revealing, though. Everybody fell asleep, you know? Wait, you don't really, can we finally figure out who this person was? If the watch JT show, it was so obvious from the beginning. Like, I don't know why. What do you mean? You know who it is? I'm assuming JT made a joke on a show. Because I really was real. It was real. I've always maintained. I thought it is who it is. Who? You're talking to him. He had pictures of the guy posing with her ass.

1:38:22Oh, JT, JT was the butthole band. I think it was me. He put a picture. It was always me. I don't believe it. I can't believe it. He wanted to get a pack of peanut butter and shove it up, Mommy's ass and lick it out. And reason to watch that show and you gave it away. Can the real butthole band, it please step forward. I want to know who you are. I have a question. But yes, if you watched Tuky Soup last week or whatever, Mommy revealed that someone from the dabble verse who was at AC was obsessed with talking about doing stuff to her butt, using his mouth most likely, I think. And I don't know who it was. I still have, Jordan. Mommy has not revealed to me. I know people were like, oh, you know, because you talked, you were behind the scenes and stuff. I'm telling you, I have no idea who it is and I want to know. So please step forward. I'll send you a, you can pick something from my back wall over here. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Do you like the Wiggle Wildberg, the workout video extraordinaire that bought a pack

1:39:24of new ports to follow him? Or do you like the action star man that doesn't understand what's going on? Have you seen four brothers or the happening? No, I've never seen the happening or four brothers. Never. Permacil finishing thanks for the 20 bucks. Send me the link. I don't know yet, permacil. I don't know your contact info. Is permacil a guy who does shows? No, he doesn't do shows. OK, he's missing. Hunter Duke, JT, the Billy Gun of the Dabbleverse, Mr. Ass. Wait, JT, it wasn't really you, right? I mean, that was a joke. I can't. All right, all right, you got me. No, it wasn't really me. OK, that's good to say. I can't see you. Fucking ruined my whole guy, damn pit. I had a perfect set up last night, right at the end, right before we rolled the credits. Well, yeah, go check it out if you got 20 seconds to spare. Thank you. That's fantastic.

1:40:24I can't just can't have picture you being like, I could do really dirty things to your butt and you like it. I just can't imagine that, but. JMO, hanging in there. I see you get as little sleep as me for being on last night in this morning. My phone quality wasn't great, so no call in for me. Tried to gift, but server error, the chargers. Yeah, slaver was a fire last night. Yeah, he did call in, but there was like a loud echo from where he was, and he was having issues on his phone and trying to gift memberships. Bastard. Antonio Stunner and John had plenty to say on his own show without Tuky drunk coward. I'm telling you, he was all allegedly, in my opinion, all Kalana pinned and boozed up. Well, I also didn't help. And I said that to quad that next day, like it didn't help because we kind of were like, all right, we'll keep him on. So we were like, yeah, you did a great job by not leaving.

1:41:27I told him I was shocked, he didn't leave. So by us telling him that when you came back the second time, he knew for a fact he couldn't leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, a hundred percent. And at that point, yes. No, go ahead. I'll tell you one of my super tips I thought you were done. No, I'm just saying, at that point, all I wanted to do is paste them off. So we'd want to accept the boxing challenge at that point because I was like, nothing else is working. Like I keep throwing shit out of me. It's just like, ugh, go ahead and check it out. Thanks for the three bucks. Even with a 30 minute intro, you do more of a show. Thank you. We have a new story. It's almost two hours and we haven't started the show. Shut up. This is the show. Jay was taking us off the rails. That's the problem. I'll tell you that. He's been a fantastic guest. Jay Wolfenstein impressive. Quad stopped breathing for 17 minutes, but Stevie Lew has more dead brain cells. Exactly. There you go. There's a picture of Tookie with the two quad fathers. I'm the real. Take that down. There's a gun. Take it down.

1:42:28Oh, no. Which quad fathers the real quad? I mean, when Bedabler has to cut you off, you know you're a douchebag. So whose show gets John next? I have no idea. I don't think John will be doing anyone. Did you guys see that that Carmick turned his pictures on to and somebody put up a very unpolite picture of Felicia and a man of the chocolate? Oh, no. Sure. And he put it up. No, somebody screenshot it. He was not pleased. But yeah, no, he put it up on his show. I saw the screenshot. I didn't see it live. But yeah, you could tell by his face, he was not amused. No, I've only seen the video on Twitter where they're making out a Ron Fuddle in that black. Yeah, no, somebody did one of the picture super tips and it was that guy shirtless and Felicia making out. It was... Oh, my. Would it be amazing if if Carmick goes and looks at the history and it was Ron Fuddle that went up? It is. It wasn't. I would not be surprised, dude, because she knows getting him pissed like that is good money

1:43:31and she needs him to be making that money. The hundred percent. He is her cryboard. Like, she literally sends him out. I work. Yeah. I like, like, he just, she, I mean, there's got to be something where they go, I guess I'll have to stream tonight if we still want to go to the Olive Garden. But yeah, there's something there. And he was off the rails the other day saying that everyone needs my permission now. But if you're going to use my clips. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was going after that. And then he actually is like, I don't give a fuck if you're using my clip like fuck you. Fuck it. Fuck you. Where you shit? Well, she's fucking with him in a different way this time because she's never once come out and said that they're back together. Yes. She's not allowing him to say her name or bring her up. Yes. And I don't think after what he said with Pat Dixon, I, it's all very confusing.

1:44:31So there's definitely usery going on. Because what he did with Dixon would normally be a death sentence for him in her eyes. So it's like, there's something going on. She sees him as a valuable asset. Like she knows that if she's going to manipulate anyone to say whatever she wants to get out there without her saying it's going to be Carmen. Because you're absolutely right. She and he have never even said they're back together. And he's like, all he says is... He did to begin with. He implied it heavily. Yeah. He pulled it back because he got in trouble for that. He got in big trouble. Who's Gilly? Who's Gilly? I don't even know this Gilly. But I do have people that mean a lot to me in my life. And if you fuckers talk about them. Run! He's the best. I love him. And all I did was... All I did to get him riled up last week was say, hey, Carmich, maybe you need a break. Because you seem to be having this mental breakdown of everyone talking about what you broadcast. If you don't broadcast this shit,

1:45:33none of us know anything about it. And he's like, oh, y'all, you're gonna do is watch me. Oh, you're gonna do is watch me, I'm other fuckers. It's like, well, yeah, it's entertaining. Because you're literally breaking down. Your life is breaking down. Oh, everyone wants to do me dirt. They're coming at me from every angle. Well, he can't drink. He can't smoke inside like he wants. Yeah, he's fucking... He's uptight right now. Everything is wound up. And that's... He probably doesn't even touch her. He's probably not allowed in the room with her. Of course not. But I have that from yesterday's show where he talked about a shit. What did you just say? Oh, no, the drinking. He's like, oh, you guys are drunks. You're drunks, and I'm sober. You have a cocktail once a week, but I'm completely sober. He's out of his mind. He's like really losing it. So this is... Hey, Cardiff, the quad father already tried a dating game show thing with Lady KB on my amazing show in Hot Water, and that's what's wrong with the Dablerverse.

1:46:33The Chargers, Fauci out. Well, no, what was my idea? I wanted to do the quad father dating game where it's all quad fathers. Yes. Someone gets to choose one of the quad fathers. This was sent to me earlier this week on Twitter. This was from Carmichael's Driving Stream. Someone caught the reflection of Felicia Drunks. Oh, yeah, there she is. This class is, yeah. Yeah, she's there. That quad father KB thing was scripted too. I mean, it was already... Wait, isn't that Carmich, though? That's his jacket. No, that looks plaid. You can see there's long hair. That's the black jacket with the zipper on top. No, it's not. It's white and black. That's a plaid shirt. That's a... That's definitely Felicia. I just think it's Carmichael and holy shit. Like, he's got his fist at his mouth. He's like, what the fuck did I do? What am I doing? How do I get out of this situation? What did I do? But yeah, he's totally... I'm not trying to get out.

1:47:34He's totally manipulated. And everything he's saying, you can just hear it in Ron Fuddle's voice. That's what's funny. It's like, you just hear it in Ron Fuddle's voice. And you're like, this is Ron Fuddle saying this. He's just the vessel for which it comes out. Well, yo, yo, look at how boring this guy that can't lift his legs and arms is. He's on the forgiveness tour right now. So he's got to prove his worth to her so that he can get back in her good grace. But he has to be saying to himself, this justice isn't worth it. And there's got to be other females out there who aren't obsessed with their ex-boyfriend from three years ago. Like, seriously. There were so many signs. But I mean, and his defense, he does live in like this shitty little town. There was probably never a girl that was interested in him. No. And he knows he can't. He knows he can't abide by his real feelings deep inside. His father will disown him.

1:48:34So he has to love this ghoulish lady, this ginger. But he can meet other people on the internet. He met Felicia on the internet. Like, it's possible to find other women who are not Ron Fuddle. Anyway, Johnny Chopsticks, quad number two is pure gold and not a rat-jap hashtag lazy. Did you mean for it to be upside down? Yes, upside down. I think Carmen, or I think Cardiff's doing stuff now. Okay. A little bit. Lavramissik, who is worse for the show? Lou or Mami? Pauli Mami. I kind of enjoy Lou. Lou, are we talking about Lou the God? Or Stevie Lou? I don't know. If it's Lou the God, I mode pick Lou the God. Lou the God, I was watching him with Joey see the other day. And Lou has like, relatively normal takes on things. While Joey is saying outrageous shit, Lou is just like, I don't think that's the way you should approach this, Joe.

1:49:37And Joey's like, oh, fuck you, I don't know you'll do whatever I want to do that well. Lou is sometimes the voice of reason. Mami's out of her mind, but she's a fun out of her mind. She doesn't annoy me. I know she annoys everybody, but I love it. And Melton's new impression of her is fantastic. Someone get Jay Dabble on the phone. Let's make this the worst episode in the history of Be Dabbing Live. You're the worst. Diablo sandwich, please gatekeep. Yes. Right now, OJ has got his feet up. Arms crossed, like, ah, sleeping. They do need me. You get to sleep. Nimra, I've got my Hackamania ticket last week. Now, Cardiff has to attend. All right, Nimrabs come. That's fantastic, Nimrabs. Can't wait to see you. Bring in a stupid puppet. Oh, yeah, two key and two gay. Oh, all right. I gotta make a note of that. Two K might be in the building. Fight. That makes your box.

1:50:37Two key and two K should block. Oh, dude, that would be sick. That would be pretty good. Tim 42, this is a show. See at Hackamania Fookers. Yes. Again, get your tickets, Hackamania.com, promo code JT, the safe 10% April 10th to the 12th at the beautiful plaza. I'll be right back. You know, we will be the last show on Sunday night. The main event. The main event. Go to Hackamania.com and go look at the schedule. Again, you're going to plan for the main event and you're going to get the rug pulled out from you in the last minute. Because Dr. Steve had to change something. That's true. Did Mami get a tattoo or was that what the plan on, is that what they planned on naming the baby? I didn't hear, someone was saying that she got Vince tattooed on her or something? I don't think so. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. No, I didn't notice when I was when I was there.

1:51:38If anything, I thought she had a tattoo removed or something. Didn't it look like that? But maybe I was just seeing things. I thought on her, I guess her chest, you would say. But it wasn't her chest. It was like here. I thought I saw maybe she had a tattoo removed. I was too busy looking at her ass. I didn't notice it. But maybe that was the Vince tattoo. I have no idea, but I do believe that they banged. Zach often, hey, boys, Tookie, I'm happy your jersey side came out roasting that drunk dummy. You made us proud, dude. See you at Hakomania, potato, much love. I'm so upset, guys. Well, thank you, Zach. Where's JMo, 20 turns to two? He just had to take a step out for a minute. He had to leave. Cowboy Garfield, JMo looks like the caretaker and scary movie too. He's right, I'm like, that was what's his face from Cabin Boy?

1:52:41Yeah, Elliott, Chris Elliott. Chris Elliott. Free random chat for the show, giving a random voice to a random beloved chatter for no particular reason. Apologies for anyone getting sick of seeing my name interrupt your favorite show. Oh, Chelly Undercarriage. If you have a book ahead line fight, random handicap fights, bull cripples, blind and slow. People, names out of hats, loaded undercarriage. You're welcome. Thank you, Labramistic. JMo is the true that Quad enjoys the wand in his butt at the drive-through Car Wash, aka Quad Showering. Yes. Can he do that? Can he power washes butts since he can't feel things? Well, I mean, you still wouldn't want high pressure water shooting up your, well, I guess you might. You might. You probably couldn't. It's true. Tech issues, wow, Tater, you work with a real pro. Fucking bike builder, no less.

1:53:42Yes. Better get medical gloves and not those purple home depot gloves. Yes, we will have plenty of rubber gloves. If a rubber glove company wants to sponsor Hakomania, please get a hold of it. Dr. Steve was literally throwing them around the room last year. Yeah, I think he took it off and just like threw it on stage. I was like, I think there's shit on that thing. No, he did, his bitty did with the, everyone is blowing up. Oh, he had a play that he talks about. Oh, you're right, yeah. Like the how he made it. Three people died. Three people are choked at. Oh, no, I missed it. I missed it. Purpose you'll finish it. Hold on, hold on. I just switched to easy folks. Thank you. The Tommy Jordan, maybe, maybe you don't hear this super tip because the green ear button on your roadcaster is off. Oh, that's right. Got you. Owl, wait. Got you. Don't want that on because then that's all you would hear that isolates to just that shut up, Tommy.

1:54:45Got you. I don't know, maybe he's right, but I just press it. And yeah, it'll just isolate that one. And then I can't hear the rest of the channel. Got you. 1,200 people here for Mo and you use easy folks. Bad Tookie. Now people hate EV Mucks. I thought streaming E-mucks is going to probably be what everybody's switching to. If stream yard's going to continue to have these issues because people aren't going to fuck around about their super chats, not getting read and streaming. Stream yard sucks. And it's double the price of EV Mucks. I'll tell everyone that right now. Yeah. Grandpa Arnie, hi, Arnie. Howdy Rocco and Cardiff much love from Phoenix. Hi, JT. Hi, Arnie. Hi, Arnie. Say hi, Arnie, Jamo. Yeah, I didn't earn it. Bugle me this. Connor, hella, buke is the beast of a goalie starting for the US. That was me who coached in the NHL. No, I am not calling in to talk to you nerds. I knew Leon AK Van Vader too.

1:55:47Hashtag love you more than a friend. Wasn't he a pain in the ass? He's a nice guy. He's like a teddy bear. But man, he was a pain in the ass to deal with and work with. I don't know if he was the same for you, a bugle me this. But yes, it is a bugle me this. According to the episode of it, what, fuck's it? Not beyond the mat. Dark side of the ring. Dark side of the ring. He was a pain in the ass. He was a pain in the ass to work with, right? Jim Cornette talks about it. Bruce Pritchard talks about it. I tried. I really did. Can wrestling dorks get out of here? Shut up. How dare you? Leon was a very nice man, though. And I'm sorry, he passed and we couldn't do more. But have you met Jeff Bukabum, bugle me this? Oh, I have so many questions about 1990s hockey players. But that's fantastic. The opportunity to coach like a Dominic Aschick. That's very cool. We have so many celebrities in the Dabbleberg. I have a friend who played ball hockey with Ty Dolly. What?

1:56:47Yeah. Oh, strong hockey. That was the shit in the 90s. I would invert the 90s or whatever it goes. I would imagine Ty Dolly. Don't waste the heat. Watching full house with your dick. That's how cool. What? I knew a kid that had one of those little hockey sticks that would make the sparks. Did you know somebody like that? Hockey stick that made sparks? Yeah, for street when you would play street hockey. Yeah, they put like the little, I don't remember what it is on the stick. But if you would hit it just right, it would spark. Like that. It's probably like a flint kind of thing on this. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Tickle me toki, why does everyone assume it was a male dabbler wanting mommy's groceries? Could a woman be wanting her butt? Yes, it's possible. I think she said it was a man. I don't think women eat us. I think it's lesbians. We do. Mersh's girlfriend did. Yeah, on Mersh. Well, no, she ate some Ralph's ass, but. No, but I don't think a lesbian eats another lesbian's ass.

1:57:49I don't think it's ever hung. It's this thing called tripping. I heard about that. You heard about that? No, obviously not. Well, look it up. Google it on your own time, but disgusting. You're just bringing it up on the show. Don Fried chicken, looking forward to better than Hitler on Monday, yes. BTH. BTH. Monday night. Biggest down. BTH. It's a member's only show. If you're a member of mine or Cardiff's or Blind Mike's Patreon, you will have access to the show. BlindMike.net and Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric. On Blind Mike's channel, you get to see the show of the way Blind Mike sees it. Right. And JT eats ass. Listen to how lackadaisical he is. He has no energy for booty eating. JT check your super tips. Rocco, what did you do to Ava? Why does she hate you? Love you more than a friend. There are three people that know who ate mommy's groceries.

1:58:49Mommy, me, a Tommy Jordan. No, I'm so jealous. You got to tell me. Really? No. I got a pretty good idea, boss. That's what I'm saying. Ava's a freak. That's why she hates me because I mean, listen, she's literally a man with tits. She doesn't even identify as a woman. She said she identifies as a man with tits. I don't understand any of it. I don't take any of it seriously because she's a literal mental patient. Well, she goes to a facility to have a period every now and then. Right. And pay attention to what Ava says. Let her continue to be on John's show. I don't even care. She's trolling John now. What? Are you saying they actually cut the throat to draw blood? I'm not sure. I didn't get real specific with her on it. But as soon as she started telling me like, she has to go to a place to get blood taken out. Oh, that's a period. I get it. Well, no, that's a different thing. That's an actual medical thing that he has.

1:59:49But the other thing is just insane. I mean, we're literally just entertaining a crazy person. That's a guy with tits. That's all it is. So if you want to take a guy who literally put breast implants into his own chest, not even on a bet, at least that other guy who's friends bet him 100,000 to do it. Remember that guy? There was a guy whose friends. He though. I don't know who it was. Didn't Steve Olget or try to put tits in something? Yeah, that sounds kind of familiar. But there was a guy whose friends said, I bet you $100,000. You can't keep breast implants in for a year. And the guy did it. And he kept them. I mean, the level of these things for decades, I mean, can you just take them out and like everything's not going to go back? Like you're going to be all stretched out. You're going to have chest marks. And she lasted. It sits there. It lasted. Why did I ask Obla if it hurt when she got him and she said, yes, I was like, that has to it, right? Does promo code OJ still work?

2:00:50Does that mean OJ still might show up to Vegas? What's JMO's fat boy, Candy? Is OJ still gay? As a mother, these questions concern me. Was there ever an OJ promo code? I have no idea. I did hear Bob Levy on Kevin Brennan's show say that he reached out to OJ and OJ. Why are you screaming pumpkin? Why are you screaming pumpkin? I'm sorry, you're right. But of course a guy getting breast implants would hurt. I know. I know. To stretch that. How did I even do that? That was my first question. I was like, that had to hurt, right? Like that was, I mean, there's not enough skin there, obviously, unless, unless he was a chubby, like a chubby boy and I have like eight titties. Yes. Navi was a very chubby kid. Navi and chubby are a boy. Come to the roof, Navi. Do we want to show you something? Like that's what Navi should be more concerned about. Cormick is allowed a single rough dry hand job a week.

2:01:50If he makes over a hundred, one of the nights, I'll spit on it. But new, fishy flaps. But yeah, if I was Navi, I'd be more worried about my cousins coming over and inviting me over on to the roof to go look at the sky or something. An honor killing. Yes. Yeah. My God, there's so many more things to worry about. I brought that up in my argument, or, uh, yeah, I was like, your father hates you. You know that, right? Like, like, there's no way your father's cool with this. Like, can I really understand me before any of this anyways? Oh, John, like, come on. Why are we entertaining this literal lunatic? We have lunatics in the dabble verse. We do. We want to then project that on other people. Oh my God. His toys. Look, look, people bake him stuff and he puts it on the row. Oh, I got to him so bad today, John.

2:02:50Did you hear? He was going crazy. I mean, he's just lost it. Fuck you, Navi. And you're fake, Ted. It's not her name. I get mental pain. The name is lava. It is. It's Navi. Dead name. Dead name. Fuck that bullshit. Dead name. You mean your real name? You're not your fantasy. All right, my name's really Tuky. Stop calling me Rocco. I'm Tuky. I'm El Hariblay. I'm courtive. Well, you know, that's why she got so mad at me is because like somebody else obviously sent out that picture before her transition. What, the one where she's standing in front of the fucking Nazi flag or whatever? The one where she looks like she's a lead singer of newfound glory, like just a regular, like, hip, whatever. I think you met the truck driver phase or whatever. And I took that picture and I, let me get this straight. You cow zones justice for Tojo. Jay, she talking about my guy all wrong, you churches.

2:03:53Justice for Tojo. You pizza chicken parmesan, church. Forget about it. Jay Moar me. Why, why did I hear AI, Mario Bosco's stomach growling through that stupidity? Oh, did it. I couldn't hear anything. That was weird. He's hungry for pasta. The Jay Moar me lives on. Speaking of Mario Bosco being hungry, yes. You should be following Mario Bosco comedy. I think it is on Instagram. Because now all that Mario does is go to restaurants and he does a short like Instagram reel or YouTube short about the company. I don't think these, like about the restaurant. I don't think these restaurants are paying him other than like maybe a free meal. But it's very interesting where Mario is going with his career. Because now he's just basically like trying to be the pitchman for different Italian restaurants in New York City. I thought Mario Bosco for the longest time was just a lesbian. If I'm being honest with you, I thought I was just like, this is a little lesbian, but no, we don't think it.

2:04:55We don't know. That's true. I only assumed because you said he wasn't. G's just played JT's reveal of the Asbandit from his show last night. He can't tell you the time code. It is the person we all suspected. JT, right? I still think it's JT. I won't, I won't budge. There's Ron Fuddle, I guess singing karaoke, the same night as Carmix and karaoke. We will play the Carmix karaoke. Also, if anyone has to go, just go. Whenever you're gonna go. I mean, I don't know how long this show's gonna be. John Mack, 86. Someone more creative than me needs to turn Mami into a whammy from that game show. A contestant hits a Mami and out comes Mami, whammy. Yes, no Mami, no Mami, no Mami, stop. Why does Cardiff keep smelling his fingers? Mr. Doodle wants to know. Oh, go. Can I have a super tip? Let's discuss. Super tip, I'm checking. I check every five minutes to see if I'm shit my pants.

2:05:58This show reminds me of the Olympic Bob Slid team where three guys fell out. Good job, Tukester, sent at 11.53 AM. Well, that's good. Yes, when you send a super tip now, put the time in there as well. Yeah, as you all know, how far behind they are. To Permanseal finishing, Tukki being Tukki. Talk, talk, talk, talk, Tater Mo, take the wheel. That's awesome. That was awesome. The only reason Ron Fuddle took Carmix back is because she is pregnant with his child. Yeah, I don't believe it. What a loser that kid would be. Oh, my God, out ugly. Oh, it'd be so red. That's going to be a red baby. I feel like it's skin would literally be like plastic wrap. Like you'd see all the veins and oil. Yeah, the most transparent kid in the world. All I want is to be in a relationship with a woman who doesn't want to focus all her time in and attention on Pat fucking Dixon. Right?

2:06:58What didn't you want a girlfriend who's not so hung up on her last boyfriend? Like what a horrible new relationship to be in. Yeah, but you don't shut the fuck up about it. I would lose my mind at the like the third time she brought him up. Are we doing this right now? I'm doing. You're not over this Pat guy. So why don't you call me when you fucking get over him because they haven't even been together like a year. And this is all just like insanity. It's all about his hatred for Pat Dixon. But now I mean, now he has a hatred for everybody. Yeah, but other than they don't have that, they have nothing to talk about. Well, yeah, that's what we told them. No, that's it. That's just their only thing. They have someone to bash together and they have fun. It's true. It's a total ecosystem. We all need each other. We need them because then we have stuff to talk about as well. EFS, the new and improved incredibly handsome EFS I saw him in AC. Have you got better looking? He got better looking car. How is that possible? They said he got real thin.

2:07:59He got skinny. Yeah, but he wasn't a big guy anyway. But he slimmed down a lot and he just, he's a bad. He's a total bad guy. His cock's so girthy. Yes. He was my security for AC in case the duke of dementia showed up. I approved that Jake Hudson is on Reddit making comments from ghost accounts. Carl doesn't believe me. Can I call in every other week to talk about it? Yes. Please get in touch with JT. We do need a Jake Hudson reporter. I mean, I will argue EFS. I think OP is a little bigger than Jake Hudson. Oh, mommy got a life size VTL tattoo on one of her titties. See, that's what I think I saw. I swear, I think I saw some kind of tattoo removal like on the top of her chest or something. But again, I might be wrong. Maybe it was cancer. You might want to get that checked out, Manny. Maybe she's got one of those real varicose veins. What would you rather, what would you rather someone had on their tit? Cancer or a tattoo of insta lawyer? Cancer. Physical lawyer. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Rick Troxel, chances of Tookie citing

2:09:01for Stuttering John's Allentown show, zero. I will be nowhere near Allentown. Unless I'm at Dornie Park and Wild Water Kingdom. Tick me to Dornie. Spy reports, spy report. Avon Naveed said she is going to fight matmead at Dangerfields. And if she knocks him out, she is going to teabag him. I knew it. What were you going to say about Allentown? That's Pennsylvania. Yes. That's what Billy Joel's saying about it. That's right. Avon Naveed would make a hand some couple, though. Yes. A hand some gay couple. Spy report, Manny, has a V tattooed on one of her fingers and thought it would be forever. Reliable source. Spy report. Spy report. Is that true? Manny, call my personal cell phone and let us know about the tattoo thing. I only heard rumors and then like I said, I feel like I saw possibly some kind of tattoo removal going on.

2:10:01But I don't know. Again, it could have just been melanoma. So don't worry. It's got a little bounce to the crunch. Yes, it's got a little bounce to the crunch. Mario Bosco's food reviews are fantastic. I think it's Mario Bosco comedy on which we all have spent all that money on new tits, but nothing on that ghoulish face what now say, oh, sorry, I do have a spy report. Sorry. I forgot that I just played that. Hold on. Let me see. Goddamn, you're another one who doesn't have a fucking iPhone and I can't look at, oh no, she does. Okay. Never mind. Hold on. Hold on. Yes, waiting here, I hope that's, I hope it's people slipping on ice. No, it's not hold on. I gotta think if I can I got to try to throw this on to my screen here. Oh, yes. Okay. So here we go. Here's our spy report, this was just sent to me and I appreciate the person who sent

2:11:06it to me and I'll tell you, who sent it to me right in one second did I did a, Hold on and now we have to go what is it screen share right? Oh, how do I do that? Oh, there it is That is from FK Mami She does indeed have a V tattoo on her finger. Jesus Christ. What is she doing that is from her Mami if you want to call my uh actually, I think I have like calls blocked I mean She called her tattoo Yeah, not good. That was done as a present and call has been forwarded to void She might be trying to call me, but I keep probably got this tattoo in the apartment building She was trying to get ready to live in maybe maybe Vince gave her the tattoo Why didn't you put VTL? Hey, it's all too obvious. Hello. What is this? Did you really get this tattoo for Vince?

2:12:06Oh my god. Well, I don't know anybody else that has a V name so that's what it was for But if you put your finger sideways, wouldn't it say you're less than Oh my god, you're such a moron Wait, so you really did this you were in love Well, I wasn't in light Is this all fake? Are you doing this? Bye, goodbye Who was the butthole leader who want to eat your butthole just release it tell it right here Hi JT bye We knew it was JT the whole time I'm telling you I was trying to be respectful on tuky soup and not bring out Just openly like yes, she was banging Vince lawyer and then on the next day I think she went on clown town and basically admitted everything. I was trying not to be a dick But now I have so many questions. I can't believe she got a tattoo for Vince I mean, it's a shitty little tattoo. It really means I mean you can literally do anything with that but

2:13:08This is insanity any left or for her friend. God You hate to see that kind of stuff man, or she can't be buried in some cemeteries now That's true. It's true. I don't think she was doing Um, all right, she's italian We have to talk about I guess some other stuff Uh, I was okay, so I talked about Ashley Cummings before Um, and me and my mom were just uh, we're just talking because I think I want to do Ashley Cummings yoga I want to do her yoga show Because I recently started doing planks in my bathroom before a shower. I do three minutes All right, they do about a minute and a half and then I take a five minute break and then I do another minute and a half It's fucking hard. Okay, it is harder than it looks. Yeah, yeah, those are hard fucking hard man your body shakes and all this shit But I have a big bathroom and uh, I want to set up a camera and I want to do an episode of her uh, yoga show So please someone get that out of the bag

2:14:11Yes, I do from your bathroom. Yes from my bathroom That's where I do it. I do before I get into the shower I can't think of a better place to do it I have room in my bathroom where I can like lay on the floor Well, any chance of putting the moves on mommy Airhackomania just evaporated oh my rock oh your prostate is looking more supple and youthful every day You're hearing it now. Yeah, I heard that one. I don't know and that one just popped up It has something to do with me going back and forth Or something between the tabs, I think Like I don't know what the fucking problem is honestly. How many tabs you have open? Uh, I mean anything I want to cover pretty much so right now I have But in the same group is you're even up to six seven What do you mean same group like same browser? Yeah, you give us some screen. Yeah, no, why does that matter? I don't know it shouldn't I don't know All right, now I have it on this separate screen Uh, so anyway, I want to do an episode of uh, dabbling and yoga with Ashley Cummings because I do believe in yoga

2:15:17I was a ddp yoga user for quite some time and um, I just I never kept up with it I was just too lazy, but I do believe in the power yoga. I think it's a great workout. How long you say you could plank So I can do like a minute and a half I'll push through a minute and a half And then I need to take a break before I can do the other minute and a half They say if you just do like three minutes of planks every day You'll see incredible results Are you really gonna try right now, but you know how to do it right like you got to do almost down on all that shit Keep your head up keep your back straight Children to do this. You don't know. Oh, don't ask You do the girl planks hold on. Are you really gonna do this? Yeah, let me get my mute. Let me get up yoga, man Okay, I can have my head fun. I don't think I can have a mic, but I'll yell. So anyway, we were talking I was talking to uh I was talking to my mom to my mom about yoga and stuff and and even she said she was like yeah You should do that Ashley Cummings show and then I just googled Ashley come all right. I googled Whitney Cummings sister

2:16:19Hmm, and when I did that Uh, it brought me to a vlog That was just written like three days ago, right And it's not like a big blog or anything like that. Let me see if I can uh It's called cow kicker.com Hold on. Let me cow kicker.com cow kicker.com Okay, so now I took away my fucking ebymux screen and now I gotta go search for that uh, yes Well, yes, wait, I saw your potato head. Are you done already? Oh, you didn't start yet All right, you're on the you're on the clock I like for a second his potato No, I don't know you've got to time yourself use your phone stupid. I'm not timing you

2:17:1915 seconds Okay 22 seconds how long did you do 22 seconds? So it's a lot harder than it looks you know, that's the problem with that it is it's a lot harder So when I googled Whitney Cummings sister I saw this one Joe Rogan got Whitney Cummings to take home human growth growth hormone It was three days ago, right Yeah, so you click that and there's a whole story it uses that those horrible pictures of the All that kind of crap, right? That is a rough one, but then as you go down the story. Oh god damn it It says um A family dispute has spilled into public view after Ashley coming sister of comedian Whitney Cummings Made allegations about podcast host Joe Rogan's influence on her siblings health choices On a recent podcast so now in my mind I'm going

2:18:21This has to be a dabbleverse podcast who the fuck else show has Ashley been doing so you click on recent podcast And it pulls up a clip of the z-man The z-man got clipped on the Joe Rogan subreddit made it he made it he fucking made it I gave uh I gave this news to Chad last night He had no idea and I was watching this show and I thought it was actually incredibly interesting Uh Ashley Cummings on Chad show if you haven't heard it or seen it uh go get a membership We're a patreon.com slash world war z and go watch this it was early this uh past week And I thought Ashley was actually really good on this. I thought z-man was really good on this Ashley had some things that uh We're kind of interesting, you know If Whitney the Roganverse if Whitney would just give Ashley a bunch of money Ashley would be incredibly successful and I don't understand why Whitney doesn't see that

2:19:26So we are a team at Ashley now obviously uh, but here's the clip And then we'll look at the comments a little bit because the Comments are kind of funny Um, but yeah, I was shocked It doesn't have that many upvotes it only has 322 and you would think the Joe Rogan subreddit He'd have like more than that, but uh the z-man is breaking into the mainstream and this is what uh him and yeah, but I don't think a lot of people on the Joe Rogan subreddit give a fuck about Ashley comment or Whitney Cummings you why not She's the sister of Whitney Cummings. No, I don't think they care about Whitney Cummings that much either. She was just in the grand scheme of things She was one guest Is this turning into the sibling verse? We have Ashley we have Whitney Cummings sister. We have Neil Brennan's brother. Who else do we have? We're best friends. That's right. We have Dominic Hoshik sock washer Joey see if Joey see he's washed a lot of socks. He's washed the last sock a lot of like

2:20:26periphery celebrities in the day. We have Carl What he's Anthony's ball washer. Oh, that's the other thing everyone was giving me crap for saying I hated John For going after Carl if someone was suing your friend For literally nothing like he just made up a bogus fucking lawsuit. Can we stop calling these tapes John's work Like John thinks that private phone calls with someone else that were recorded legally Is his work like they stole like I don't get any of this lawsuit. You did get a lot of backlash for that That was one of the main things I saw was I don't care because I am loyal because people will say like oh you threw OJ out you threw this one out When people are loyal to me. I'm loyal to them and I I do Consider Carl a friend and by the way, I used to call Carl my best friend before I even met Carl But either way, I'm sure if

2:21:26Quadfather was being sued Jamo would stick up for his friend and would be you know pissed off at the other person if the if quadfather didn't do anything wrong I don't think Carl did anything wrong now. Shuly. That's a totally different story. John has his beef with shuly go after shuly For the exact same thing. Yes All right, so here is Ashley and the z-man on the joe rogan subreddit and I will tell you this I don't like joe rogan at all. He gives her a lot of advice. I don't know like what that whole sphere is about But he tells her things to put in her body. He tells her what to do like she's like I did not like the the the vibe I got she's like I You like she made a list one day when we were like reunited back together the people I needed to meet and joe was like He's she's like joe was like our brother and I'm like He's not my fucking brother my brother lives in London joe rogan is a fucking loser one time. I'm driving the range over

2:22:29One time yeah, fuck that dude One time I'm driving the Range Rover and like I hadn't driven and like I didn't have a car for like a bunch of years So I'm like driving to my sister's house. I didn't even like look in the car I pull up to my sister's a huge mansion with like a driveway There's a gate and then another driveway and then another gate another driveway Anyway, I finally get there and I open the door and I see all these syringes in the Bottom left like pocket of the car and then and this is a 2022 Range Rover and it's like 2023 and Joints she was just putting joints out in the not not like an ashtray like the thing on the left a little cup holder where you would put like a I don't know a lighter or your lipstick or whatever left nice leather. She's putting out Roaches of weed and I get there and I open the door and I'm like First of all alarmed by the syringes like what is my sister in jecting herself? and her boyfriend at the time was there and I was like yo yo come over here right now because my sister can be very

2:23:33And most of the men that she eats bow down to her like she's the alpha Whatever and I was like come here right now tell me what this is before my sister comes come here Tell me what this is you so that's just something that Joe Rogan tells her to take and like what the fuck is it? What is my sister injecting herself? Why is she's driving? And we were just driving and running. Forced. But why is she driving? Well, I think it's just peptides. I'm like, it's not fucking peptides. Pipetides coming cream, peptides coming in a lot of forms. Like, what is this? What is my sister injecting herself with? Joe Rogan has like a thing that he has. And I think it was human growth hormone and testosterone. Hmm. And one of my sisters said testosterone. I was like, you don't need any more testosterone. Like, you have the biggest dick in every room we go into. with them. There you go. Revealed by Ashley Cummings, spy report, spy report. Whitney Cummings has the business. I don't care. Horsecock. She's got a horse cock is what you're trying to say. Giant clip. That is fantastic. So if you go into the comments, it's funny because the second

2:24:38comment is what show is this or podcast and someone replies Chad Zumak show. It's usually pretty bad. But this is the first time something interesting has happened on it. Oh no. Since he lied and said one of Anthony Cummings fans punched him and yelled out, this is Cummia country. Which they didn't. That was a lie made up by us. He Chad said they said this is for Cummia. That was the Chad quote. We went on. I think the next morning and we started the rumor that they said this is Cummia. Yeah, because he went to Cummia country. Right. I know we're all raging to have more reasons to hate Joe, but the sister Whitney Cummings talking shit on some dork show ain't it. It's funny. There's someone rolled. I scrolled immediately into the comments before watching the clip. I assume the guy on the left was Tim Dylan doing a character. Oh shit. Is anyone going to ask me what I meant by horse paste? Yeah, what is horse paste?

2:25:42I think he would he's referring to is when Joe Rogan had the that horse the warmer remember during COVID and everybody was saying that's horse medicine, but they do make it for for humans and come to find out he was correct about that. Right. See, I thought he was trying to talk about like horse tranquilizer because I know like isn't that what special K is horse tranquilizer or something. And I thought it is for animals. Yes, K. Yeah, Ketamine. I think is what it was used for. Right. Ceditive. But I don't know. I don't know what that was. John just or Chad just yelled at horse paste. Former, former number one draft pick, Ryan Leaf got in trouble for breaking into a veterinarian's office and stealing Ketamine. So did Rob Saul, but he didn't steal Ketamine. He just had. He's stolen animals with his penis. I have a sister just like Ashley full of shit her whole life and always working her narrative of being a victim. Yeah, but people didn't really get on Ashley's side

2:26:47here. I'm trying to see if any one talked about Chad more. Sister seems like a dickhead. Seems like the coming sisters are not getting along. And then it shows Whitney Cummings and Ashley Cummings fighting on Twitter. Like this whole thing is a mess. But either way, Ashley, we are on your side. We do want to see your sister return your horse to you. I believe the horse's name is cash. She just needs like ability to go visitation. Like she has like a very small apartment. She can have a horse. But if she could just go see the horse once in a while, I think. Yeah. I agree. Because she's apparently she told us she was banned at the at the the what you call the stables. Yes, she's not allowed in. Yeah. That's absolute utter bullshit. Free cash, free Ashley. Whitney, do what's right. Give your sister like four million bucks and she'll be successful.

2:27:48You can do this. Whitney, you have the power. You got to touch. Speaking of songs. Like we said earlier, Carmich has put up a video of him doing karaoke last night. And then we'll play a little bit of Carmich show from yesterday because it was interesting. I believe he mentioned this on his show yesterday. He said, oh, we did some karaoke the other night and it was pretty huge. Pretty good. You know, it was fun to get out there and let loose to a live audience. So we have it. You want it? Carmich X doing karaoke. This time he's doing or I've never seen Carmich do karaoke. But I don't think he's ever put out clips of him actually singing before like right. I don't think so either. Let me zoom in a little bit. Get this situated. Oh, it didn't zoom in there. Why would it? Dimensions maximize. No, I don't want maximize. Hold on one second.

2:28:56Again, we're all learning or at least I'm learning. I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. It's going fine. No one's even noticed that up, J-mo. How dare you? This is the same shit you were doing to John. You're just gassing me up. I don't know why he got so upset about the elevation thing. I didn't even try to pick at him. I was literally telling him you're an advantage because of where you live. Like go train up there if you're going to do it. Oh, that's right. You told me that he was mad or was that after the show or that after I left? Yeah, because people have been hitting me up like he keeps bringing it up on shows since then like and J-mo and the elevation. It's like dude, it's just science. I can't help that. A lot of you have see guys will go train and high altitude. Exactly. That's why we're the Olympic city. I think it's because I said that you're going to come into the fight already with twice as much wind as him just because of where you live. Agreed. He didn't even like that. He thought I was saying he was fat. I guess.

2:29:57Which he is, but he's very afraid. He's very afraid of my conditioning. All right. I'm going to do this for a second. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do this for you. Yeah, that looks better. Okay. All right, so this is 44 years old. It's not my obligation to support you financially. Fourth lawyer, because they all find out I've given you a couple hundred grand worth of support and you do nothing but start wars and attack people. I paid out of pocket for both parents who had strokes without insurance for over 10 years. I was taken to live with my aunt as a kid because you were such a bully to me. We were kids. What is he talking about? Who is Tommy Jordan talking to? So I think he's talking about I think he's talking about the Cummings sisters. Oh, is that well, okay, because I was going to say, did Tommy really like take care of his parents and all the shit? No, like she, you know, she's gone over like the story, but it's hard to sometimes it's hard to like focus in on what she's saying because she gets all over the place. So

2:30:59No, I understand. But I can't believe that's kind of the gist of it is that she feels that she did the most of the work. God damn it. Where's Cardiff? I want to Cardiff to watch Carmen. I don't think Cardiff really even cares about Carmen. Cardiff's an idiot. He doesn't know any. I did a 10 second plank and I fell asleep. Yeah, it's gonna say what? How long did he do a plank? And that was exactly. Yeah, he didn't make it very long. I told you, you need a break after like after I do the minute and a half, I need to like sit on on my bench or whatever in my bathroom for like maybe at least like three to five minutes. Like I tried to do a two minute break because that's I want to try to condition myself in case we do actually box John. Yeah, that's the same rules that John was going to have for the boxing match. Right. Just much time to recover as you used to. Yes. And that's what I want to do. I want to try and get the two minute planks plus two minute breaks and then do another two minute plank. But yeah, right now I'm at a minute and a half and like five minutes of a break. But as we said before, John apparently did accept

2:32:04the fight. But as we had said previously, Melton said that he would offer John a hundred thousand if he can knock me out in the first round. For every round that it continues, $20,000 is knocked off of that $100,000. I kind of feel like I wasted 16 bucks on that last super tip and Garrett is a hack isn't making it better. Oh well, subscribe to Tommy Jordan to make me feel better. You chew, chew, chicken, farm, you. All right, Tommy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Tommy. No refunds. Thank you for your generosity, Tommy. But yeah, so like if John knocked me out in like the third round, I guess he would get like 60,000 bucks, right. But John is saying, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I need the hundred grand up front so I can trust you. And then if I knock Rocco out in the third round, which won't happen because I'll do it in the first. I'll give you

2:33:06back the 40 grand, like he's insane. So the fight is never happening. No, it's more realistic that I am going to leg wrestle a man who has no ability in his legs than to fight a drunk like Stuttering John, which is still exciting, I think. I'm looking very I'm very much looking forward to the Indian leg wrestling challenge. Oh, it's going to be great. And somebody's going to film it. We'll see. Are you coming to? No, I won't. I'm going to I'm going out to the country next week. And so I'm not I don't I don't have the ability to go again a month later to another thing. Where are you going? I'm going to Jamaica, man. Oh, it's fantastic. Enjoy that. Well, it's coming nice. I need it. All right. Uh, here is, uh, here's I tried to kill as much time as possible to try and get karma or to wait for cars. That's why I'm trying to do long planks is to do reps of 10 second planks. This will help condition and ready your body for the longer planks. Try five or six,

2:34:0910 seconds planks with five second rest between. No, that's pussy shit. We have to go all in. Got to go till you can't, but I will remember that to justify why I'm quitting after 30 seconds. Okay. Thank you. Uh, all right. So here we go. Carmichael's live everybody. This is a couple of nights ago at some bar. Uh, this is some Michael Jackson song. I don't know the name of it. Now, he before he released this though, it didn't he said he put all like a message like this is I just did the guess thing I've ever done or something like that. Uh, well, the message with it, I believe, uh, said, forgive the bum notes. No, forgive the bum notes, the vocal squeaks, an unethical toddler like dancing. This is Michael Jackson's rock with you. So he did, uh, he kind of gave us an update like, uh, or a heads up like, uh, this might not be the best, but here I mean, you don't pick Michael Jackson to be your debut. Like, there's no,

2:35:11you know, you can't really need a refund. I just kind of wanted to take a moment and be introspective on the money I spent on the super tip. Do you plank naked? Rocco does your buckman drag on the cold bathroom tiles? No, I don't do it naked and I have heated bathroom floors. You animal. How dare you? So, but yes, sometimes my balls do hit the ground and, uh, I think I've had the, the floor onto like 90 recently because it's been very cold here. So yes, there is a warm sensation on my balls when they hit nice, though. Yeah, it is. He did tile. It is. It's very nice. Um, okay. Carmic X, uh, I don't know when this is from, I don't know why he didn't just put this on Patreon. People would have signed up for his Patreon to see this, but he gave it to us for free because he is the quintessential artist, artist of our generation. And here he is with Michael Jackson's

2:36:12rock with you. But you're, uh, well, again, you're very right, Jaymo. This is a really insane kind of, like, why would you pick a Michael Jackson song? Hubert's to film yourself doing karaoke. We've seen Carmic try to sing his own songs. Well, he thinks he's like a beautiful saint. Like he, in his mind, he's like, I'm the, I nail it. If it didn't sound right to you, it's just because I was a little off. It's not because I'm not good. That's how his mind works. So it is, it is crazy. I have a lot of self-gradulation. I will give you that. Uh, but he is literally an SNL character. Like, SNL can never create a character to me as interesting as Carmic. And I'll never, pretend of our generation. I'll never give him any advice ever again. Because all I said last week was, Carmic, you seem to be losing your mind. Maybe you should take a break for a little bit. He's like, oh, you're going to tell me what to do. You fuck sucker. I'll fuck you where you shit. Eat my shit. Uh, and it really made him lose his mind. And we'll get into that a little bit

2:37:13after this karaoke performance of Carmic X doing Michael Jackson's rock with you. I want to believe these people in the audience aren't just laughing right at him. But I mean, there are literally people laughing in the crowd. I have to imagine they're having their own conversation. But man, I would expect silence when you see Carmic get on stage. It's karaoke night. I mean, no one at karaoke night sings that great.

2:38:18I know. And I, I mean, I used to go to bars and I would see like guys will only show up on karaoke night. And they would have like a little outfit thing to have their own set list. They want to do all night. Yep. I mean, the people, the people on stage could care less of anybody's even looking at them. It's true. I can't believe Felicia didn't let him borrow the sequin shirt again. Yeah, that would have been a great cost. Yeah, perfect shirt for this for karaoke night. But no, he's in his typical Singapore. Where is that jacket made? It's like Singapore or some shit. Um, and I got to assume Gill, a Ron Fuddle is the cameraman. And it's fantastic. He's a fucking gay guy enough already. Even I can see it. Of course. Shut up. Dude, you know the gay dudes, because you know there's like a 65-year-old gay dude just hanging out and having his drinks. He's got his eye on Carmen. Like this guy gets it. Like he should have picked like a Billy Joel song Springsteen. But he wants more epic. He wants to have this

2:39:18falsetto way of singing where he has like a higher voice than what he does. I don't understand why he doesn't do a low register kind of song. It is weird because he he acts like he's from the generation before what he actually is. Yeah, he's an old soul, but he actually looks younger too. That's like Carmen blows my mind. He looks younger than he is. But he acts like kind of older as far as yeah, certain things that he enjoys. I think he's like 41 or 42 or something like that. I think he's like a year younger or a month or so younger or older than me. Right. We're all that generation because I'm 40. So we're all that same generation. Right. We didn't grow up with deaf leopard. Like this guy acts like this is what he had growing up. You know what I mean? It's just like possible. He lived in a very small town. So maybe they got the Michael Jackson record like in the late 90s. Yeah, they probably only have like one or two stations in it. So it wasn't the Ukraine. Right. It's shut up. I got to go. All right. I love you.

2:40:20Another roof leak. Cox suckers. Are you serious? Patreon.com such carnival electric donate now. Yeah. Super tip dot gg. Cunt fucking rent. If if anyone's listening to me now, just rent. Yeah. Oh yeah. Only way to go. I'm sorry. Sorry. I don't know if it does. It's my attic. Fucking sorry. Super tip dot gg slash calm. Please donate to the Cardiff electric roof leak. Best seat. Best seat in the house podcast tomorrow 8 a.m. Now 8 a.m. 8 a.m. Be in these phone types. Yes. Cardiff electric and bobo curl in from the opening the Anthony opening Anthony show tomorrow morning 8 a.m. on best seat in the house podcast. Uh, you'll find it. I will be there. They will be watching the gold medal game between the US and Canada. So I am a singing poor with a jacket from Singapore. If Kooter and I have a kid, it will be

2:41:20transparent like stuttering. John a transparent. Haka Haka. Cardiff roof is leaking and Rocco has heated floors. Yes. My God. It feels so much better to be rich than to be poor like Cardiff and JT. Oh, it's ridiculous. Hell yeah. All right. Here we go. More of a karmic. Um, but yeah, this is, uh, this is you got more bathrooms than Dan. How many bathrooms does Dan have? I don't know, but he would, I think he used to tell people how many like sinks he had in his house or something like that. That's how he was. Dan's wealthy. He's stinkin rich. That guy. I have, uh, I have three full bathrooms and between those three bathrooms, I have one, two, three, four sinks. So I'm screaming. We're only counting bathroom sinks because if I throw a kitchen sink, holy shit. Got his and her sinks. That's how I live and dude. That's classy. It is. Um, and you can see an example of my bathroom. Whenever I do Ashley Cummings

2:42:27dabble with yoga or whatever, I really, I want to do it. I'm seriously Ashley. Reach out. I will totally. She'll 100% do it with you. She's always looking for somebody to do it. She was trying to get a quad father to do it and he refused. What is he going to do? She was trying to tell him that she could basically help him walk again and he refused it. Really? Yeah, I told him, I've seen this, I've seen a video like this, this, this lady, she got in like a car accident and she was in a wheelchair and all she did was some stretches. The next thing you know, she's walking again. You're just lazy, dude. Get up. DDP yoga, I think, had a couple of people that were like, like Johnny Crutch's style. Yeah. They ended up walking. And it's true. And a quad does have, like he said, like he lifts himself up like that. He has some kind of mobility that you would think like, yeah, instead of being, you know, a lazy piece of shit who only showers once a week. If Carl can walk with club feet, you can walk with paraplegia. That's fine. Amen. Amen. I've said that my whole life. All right. Here's more of a carbon gax and Michael Jackson's

2:43:27cock with you or whatever. I can just pull a hand shaking. If I walk into this bar, not his microphone is. Yeah, it's all I didn't realize. I didn't notice the shaking until you pointed it out. Jason, what'd you say if you walked into this bar? Yeah. If I walked into this bar and I saw this guy on stage saying that song immediately, I'm like, oh, he's gay. Or you're in a gay bar. Or you're in the 80s. It's like Max headroom is singing a Michael Jackson song. It's fantastic. This is a really gay song to sing. Yeah, like what a horrible Michael Jackson song. First of all, as a white gentleman from Minnesota, you shouldn't believe you have the kind of soul

2:44:30that it would take to do any Michael Jackson song. He's the white prince. It's just, yeah, well, Prince is from Minnesota and did you have a witness? Or at least he was. But this guy here, I mean, what are we doing? He should have done purple rain. That's what medicated Pete did. And that medicated Pete would fucking kill it. I would have thought he would have picked like some like weird like 80s rock band song or something like twisted sister. What Michael Jackson song is that? I'm now I'm trying to think of other Michael Jackson songs he could have sang. That would have been better. What is that one? They don't care about us. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man in the mirror. Oh, yeah, man in the mirror. I'm looking at the man in the mirror. Twink in the mirror. Yeah, yeah, anything. I don't think this is the right song selection. But what do I know? He's definitely done this in a full length married home.

2:45:48Woo! Oh, here we got somebody. I want to jump. I want to jam with Carmen. You two should just do like a music stream together some night. We should. I want to jam. That would be sick. That would be a fun you, Carmich and just watching old like music videos. You should start it with Benny Mardonis. It's not a bad idea. Or Mazy Star. What's that Mazy Star? That's what Carmich should have sang. No, no, no, remember Mazy Star. I don't remember that,

2:46:53but I did it off reference to. I said Benny Mardonis. Yeah, I don't know who you're talking about. That's that guy that's saying she was only six. She's only 16. It's like a super creepy song, but you always hear it playing in like JC Penney's and shit. It's basically a song about molesting a young girl. But it was so popular. It's a wild song. I think it's called Stranger in the night or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Sounds familiar. It's about like him going into her window and taking her out. It's so crazy. Oh, it's not that you're much too young girl. Is that who you're talking about? No, no, this one is not wrong. She was only 60. It's so crazy. Like it basically just lays out him abducting a 16 year old girl from her bedroom. No, I don't know. I don't know that song at all. But now I want to hear Carmich sing that you're better run girl. You're much too young girl. Is that Billy Joel? Is that Billy Joel?

2:48:00Billy Joel, right? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. I think so. That's Billy Joel. I know nothing about pop music. I'm not big on him, dad either, but I think that that is Billy Joel. I don't have to do it. I thought it was like older than Billy Joel. Anyway, I don't know. What do I know? Well, he went through like a doo-wop face, Billy Joel, remember? All right, that would make sense, that's it. Yeah, dance break. Yeah, get it. Move those hips. Oh, my God. Yeah, he thought this through. Fancy, are you picturing Hackevania like I am? I'm already, I already got the outfit in my mind, boss. He got ideas. This is so inspiring. I'm just telling everyone, please come to my show at Hackevania. I'm telling you, it's going to be different than anything we've ever done. And this is getting me excited for our show at Hackevania. Well, we'll be able to show our face

2:49:02in public afterwards. It's very possible. All he needs is one of those big, titty dancers dancing behind him. It would be fantastic. Do they got this jacket right now? You could get it for $57. Where? eBay. Is it the exact same one? Oh, yeah, dog. Oh, I got you. Don't worry. I'm going to send you a little hold on. Can you do a screen share or whatever? I don't know. Hold on. I'm going to just share. I'm going to share the actual, because I was like, I wonder, because I'd looked it up before, because it's the Pepsi. It's a fake Pepsi jacket is essentially what it is. All right, hold on. We're going to copy this. Are you serious? You found it for 50 something bucks? Yeah, so I'm telling you hold on one second. I'm going to send it to you on. I'm going to send it to you on X. Hold on. JT. I'm returning the other one. I paid 81 for this. Oh, my God. I have the jacket. Yeah. Yeah, just send it to you. The little link. But yeah, it's on eBay right now. It's the Michael

2:50:06Jeff. It's got the zippers. It's got you could detach though. Can you send it? Can you text message it? Because I can't get off Twitter because that's where I'm showing this. Oh, shit. Yeah, no, hold on one second. Yeah, just text message. I have the exact jacket and I paid $81 for it. I'm going to take a picture of it and just I can't keep anything secret. Carmichael will be at Hacomania. I'm revealing it here. Spy report. Spy report. He will be at Hacomania in one form or another. It's going to be fantastic. But if you really found it for 51, I might return it. Yeah, 57 bucks. I don't know if it's like an open, it may be an open bid. No, you can just straight up buy it. And if you'd like for four interest free payments of $14.25 on Clarina. I am interested. Very interested. It's crazy because there's like some that are like 260 bucks. But yeah, this one's $57. That's a steal, dude. I am seeing it. That does look like

2:51:10the jacket. Now what sizes it? That may be the problem. It may be like a suit. It may be like a medium. It fits. And it fits very small. I got an extra, extra large just in case and it's still kind of because I wear like extra large things. Oh, you can pick your size. Yeah, okay. So it's not just one. Like this isn't just like, oh, this one, you could pick whatever. Yeah. But I have it. I have the jacket. And that's why I was curious. Let's pleather. That doesn't have a lot of give. So you got to kind of know it's like a bl- like when you wear a blazer, like across the back is always real stiff. So you got to get go up a little bit. That's why when he dances like what is arms because he can't move his fucking shoulders. Yeah, you can't move your arms in this jacket very well. He's probably packed on a little weight since the dabble versus kicked off. He's eaten some feelings. How dare you. The red hasn't. The red too. Yeah. He's not fat. Oh shit. All right, here's where we're going. Now when he hits the high note and kind of backs away is fun.

2:52:22Of course. My control. Yeah, I did. Because he realizes he can't hit it. As he's trying, he's like, I ain't going to be able to get there. All right, the 40. It's the whoever does have a dare you not to dance when this is on. Right here. He is our Cory Feltman. He's far more talented than Cory Feltman. Come on. You got to give him that. Well, the mindset is almost exactly the same. It's like, I'm great. No matter what anybody says or does, I'm the best. You just don't understand. Exactly the same.

2:53:38I thought that's what he was saying. He's just naming Michael Jackson songs because he couldn't remember the lyrics or whatever they were trying to do. But this is fantastic. I mean, I'm not lying. I can't sing this song, but I also wouldn't attempt it. Why do you call yourself Carmen Gaxe? Well, who the crowd a kiss as he walked off stage? Oh, you know what I'm saying. Did you see that? They nailed it. Killed it. Oh, he did. Come on. Thank you in the crowd. They were a good crowd. They juiced him. He's the fucking best. The great Carmichael electric. I can't fucking. I can't.

2:54:42That's why he doesn't want to watch Carmich. Because he knows you always do that. I really am not doing that on purpose. If I'm talking about Carmich, I say Cardiff. And if I'm talking about Cardiff, I say Carmich. There's no getting around it. Okay, so that was Carmich a couple of days ago. And this is Carmich yesterday. So like I told you, what was yesterday Friday? Thursday, Carmich was on. Get the dude doodly, dude jacket. I want to see it. Sing with him with the jacket. You should do a show to the team. He says nobody can do his shit. So prove him wrong. I will at Hacomania. I am going to prove that anyone can do it. Yeah, don't worry about it. I telling you, I have the jacket. I've shown other people. Carmich will be at Hacomania in some. How about the sunglasses? You've been able to nail those down. Please, I've got it. Oh, baby. I tricked people at AC. They thought they were looking at

2:55:46Carmich. They're like, I wouldn't doubt it. Yeah, I have it down, baby. And that's not even my dabble verse costume contest. I have another costume for the dabble verse costume contest. I hope you're dressing up as Patrick Melton. We'll see. Don't ruin anything. But yes, the get your tickets now for Hacomania. Hacomania.com. You have to witness this Tuky Soup. It will most likely also be the hundredth Tuky Soup episode. And we have a it's it's the best thing I can or the best way to describe it. I could say is literal like variety show. I'm going for a variety show. I'm not just going to sit there and watch clips. And it could be a total fucking disaster. And that's fine because we're going to have fun. But we are actually planning. It's having high energy the whole time. I don't even want people sitting at their tables. I want people to stand up and come to the front of the stage like they're watching a rock concert because in some aspects, you might be. Now did you say high energy because you know that that's the genre of music that

2:56:52he is in? Is that really a genre? Yeah. No, it's H. I I didn't know that until I started looking into him originally. Right. It's H. I dash in R. G. And it's like a whole. Exactly. But when you when you would see like some of his like hashtags older stuff, it was hashtag high energy. And he used to go by. Coco be wearing on heart DJ high flyer or our high flyer or something like that. DJ high flyer or high flyer or something like that that had to do with high energy because that's what he that's the genre of music in which he all all his music all his AI music is based off high energy. And so like that's one of the key words that he puts in there is high energy. Again, a fantastic tag team of Owen Hart and Coco beware. But I will say I mean I am I am a firm

2:57:56fan of an actual fan of Carmich's original like music like all the hits hot shot vision, bull machine, ghost party. What am I leaving out? Mint shampoo, all those things. I can't get into a new song. I haven't gotten into a new song of Carmich since probably land lover or maybe fugitive fugitive kind of I hated it at first, but then it grew on me. But a lot of his new shit I can't get into. But the last one the last new one that he dropped that I liked was the one about the vibrator. And I think he said it was an older song. A plastic ride. Yeah, that one was a hit. That's a B side. Yeah. Yeah, that was an old song that he redid. Deep cut. That's deep cut, Carmich. Deep cut, Carmich. Yeah, because we all assumed he wrote that song based on Ron Fuddles vibrator. But then he claimed, no, that song's been around forever. Come on, guys, wake up. Well, it doesn't like refer to D batteries, which hasn't been a thing for six

2:58:58toys since like the 90s. That's true. What's happening? Oh, oh, I'm back. The show that scared Patrick Melton and pretty anti social to the point they had to do something about it. That's the scariest show in the whole fucking. I don't even want to put myself in the dabble verse at this point. It's just such a gross fucking machine of garbage. It's like, yeah, I'm kind of I kind of fell into it. I'd say there I say accidentally just being a fan of MLC. And here comes the garbage to fuck with my show. And yeah, that's what's been going on. I'm too toxic. He's too toxic. Carmich's too toxic. You got to have fun. Oh, there he is. Hunches. I can't announce also. Hunches. Sores will be at Haka Mania. Get your

3:00:04tickets. People. What are you waiting for? That's enough spoilers, boss. Shut up, Jason. Enough spoilers. Somebody's going to come as Patrick's hump. Why doesn't Hunches Sores have eyes? I just noticed that. Oh, they're in the back. My wrath will ring down upon you. Yeah, I think it's actually like a snake or something like that when they looked it up, I can't remember an alligator. Yeah, I think you're right. I had that growing up. Um, I had that same exact oven holder. What a fun house. What was I gonna say? He, uh, yeah, he's, uh, he's losing his mind, but the rest of us are, uh, I guess the issue, but, uh, you know, this is a little too, he's going a little too hard for us. He's saying it's a little too toxic. This is a little too toxic. I don't know. He's too based for us is what the problem is. oven myths, leather jackets. I mean, this is crazy. This is just out of control.

3:01:09Oh, so I got to do a show just like everybody else in this stupid fucking universe. I got to be like Carl. I got to be like, uh, Julie. I got to be like that fucking loser. Pretty and I social. I got to be like these people. Okay, so let me fill you in. If you haven't been following, uh, Carmichael that much in this past week. Um, Melton basically set up a whole thing where he basically said to the clippers, clip me because I'm going to now say something that Carmichael will take, um, you know, as, as real, uh, gospel. And Doom has a clip. And I'm sure the other guy's clipped it too, but it's a clip Patrick Melton sarcastically saying that Carmich super tips are going to be shut off on Friday because they just can't deal with it. He's too controversial. He's too much of a pain to ask to deal with. So there's, he's shutting off Carmich super tips, which would have been yesterday. Um, I'm pretty positive. Carmichael still has

3:02:12a super tips, but it was enough to drive Carmichael crazy. I don't know what his problem is with pretty anti social podcasts. All he keeps saying is believe me people, there's stuff going on behind the scenes. I don't know about. And it's like, what the fuck are you talking about? If these people are striking each other frivol, frivolously, like John's frivolous, uh, lawsuit, I'm not about it. But also what kind of undercover behind the scenes operations could hailey from pretty anti-social podcasts be? That's all Felicia though. That's Felicia not liking her. Yeah. That's what it is. And that's what I hear too because he even goes off on airy Jane. He goes off again on scarlet. These are all people he was nice to. Carmich wants to be nice to these people and he wants to have some kind of relationship with them. But yes, the funnel, the funnel is there to be the middle man and block his interactions. If Hayley were to send a voice message to to Carmich today with her

3:03:17sweet little southern accent, just be like Carmich. I think you're just adorable and I just want to see what your chest looks like without a shirt. What? He would send a picture shirtless so fast. I mean, he would send a topless film photo. Oh boy. His little cumcave chest. That's what I like to believe he has one of those cumcave chests 100%. That's what it takes. If not, yes, you doctor. Talk to you. Whatever we're doing there, let's get to my list. Wow. Wow. So it got me to the point. It's like, what is this fucking idiot trying to do? Is he trying to get me to act a certain way on my stream? Is he trying to also the day before this? Keep in mind, Carmich said that he's thinking about leaving the dabble verse and he can't deal with this anymore. And I'm just going to leave. I'm just going to leave. And then what will your fucks have?

3:04:17What the fuck will you have to clip then? Who are you going to say? I said, I said, I said, I said, eat my shit. My shit. I don't trust what he fucking says. And then all of a sudden, my channel, my channel has been under siege. And if you guys don't know what the fuck that is, google it. Isn't that that movie with Steven Segal on the train? I know. Yeah. No, the boat. A boat. I remember him kicking that. It was two of them on a train under siege. Yeah, there was like two or three of those movies. No, he really, he dealt back into that. Yeah, but that was prime, Segal. Yeah, I don't think I saw the boat one. I saw, I don't think I saw the boat movie. I saw the train movie. I didn't see the boat movie. Gary Bucy was the bad guy, right? On the boat or the train one? I fuck dude, I can't remember which one. That sounds familiar to me. They're all the same. Gary Bucy is a great follow, by the way. I don't know if you're following him, but Jesus Christ. He looks like a chucky

3:05:19cheese and a matronic. That's just decay. Yeah, he's almost got like shit on his face like crumbs and stuff. Like I don't know. He's a mess. But did you ever hear him when he went on Jim and Sam like a couple of years back? Yeah. And he kept doing acronyms and shit and he were like man, he had a head injury. So he's like out of there. Those are Bucy isms. Bucy isms exactly. Can't undress a man or whatever. I don't know. He was exactly like that. We just make him up right then and there. Yeah. Like they had been law. Right. I'll let you. I'm not going to fucking teach you mother fuckers. But yeah, underseize was at least the the train one. That was the type of movie I would go to see with my dad on Sundays. I gel ponytail. I probably have seen the boat one. Gary Bucy and Steven Segal sounds familiar to me. I remember liking the train movie. Wasn't he beaten up shoelies or something? I don't know. For some reason, I feel like was there a

3:06:19movie where Steven Segal was beating up his acidic juice? Like the ones that wear the hockey pucks? Dude, he thought he did like a thousand movies like that. He's not at one point. He's had to punch a Jew in the face. I knew it. Yeah. Yeah. What a word is let's change. Let's see. Let's see. Three stars of David and a god damn self. If you want to better what the fuck I'm trying to say? If you want to relate to this shit, you stupid piece of garbage. Oh yeah, we don't want to get too hot and heavy. We just want to be mints and prodding fucking piles of shit. We're done and fucking shit. He's talking about redundant shit. This show what we've seen in this first minute and a half or whatever is the next three hours of the show. That's what we got to be because anything else is too toxic, too toxic masculinity. That's what he spills out. Fuck these people. Oh, do you think that's what he's saying that he's too toxic as in like he's too much of a

3:07:23man and we can't fucking deal with it? It almost feels like it doesn't it? Like that's almost what he implies. Like he's such a man that everybody thinks he's gay because we're just jealous. I will tell you on shows I cover Karmic, I almost always get age restricted and shows I don't cover Karmic. I don't deal with that. So it's not for what you mean it for. Well, he does say like the yeah, each shit fucking where they shit, but I mean we repeat, you know, maybe it's because we're talking like Karmic. Yeah, but it's like it seems like okay, so like I could say a bad word right now and you could too, but he says that he puts like an emphasis on it. It's real. I want to feel the shit. Like a little kid who's like trying to sneak it from like he's with his little friends and they're sneaking it from their parents and like we get to say fuck. Someone, someone chatted into NLO the other day that Karmic was the kid who ran away from his house like every other day. Like I'm gone. You'll all miss me when I'm dead. He would cry in the mirror. He just hides under his bed waiting for his family. Go where's Karmic? Where's Kyle? Oh god, where's Kyle?

3:08:29Nobody understands me and he's just sobbing in the mirror. No one understands me Teddy Ruck's been just going to meet you. Told you I'm going to do this show until the wheels fall off. Literally the day before you're like maybe this is the last time I do this show. I don't know. I'm going to fucking do this show anymore. Now he's going to do the show until the wheels fall off. Yeah, he was thinking about quitting a day ago. Yeah, the future may hold good. He also said he was going to strike channels that use his clips without asking. Yeah, good thing I actually super-tipped him and asked him yesterday or the day before. He tends to act out of emotion, I believe. He didn't say yes, but I did ask and I think that all you had to do. Yeah, good for me. At least I did it my way. I didn't do it where I panned her to a fucking piece of shit. Stank Sinatra. I'm blocked again, so I can't ask him anything. So there, I don't panned her to these goddamn fools. I've actually been unblocked on Twitter and on his in his chat and it was

3:09:34funny the other day because I think Bo Beardington bought one cartiff membership and it got to me. So now I'm a member of Carmix thing and I chat and there's like maybe two or three other members because you could see you know it's green when they chat and I'm like where the fuck are all the members? How did I end up with a membership and there's like 120 people here. I got a block I got blocked initially when when when he got mad at me because I said like don't worry about people calling you gay. I was like nice to him and he was like fuck that J-mo. He just saw gay and lost his mind. Well then he unblocked me because he came on that clown town with me and it was everything was fine and I minded my peace and cues. I didn't want to screw it up for anybody else. So then he unblocked me but I think Fuddle had him reblocked me after. It's always the Fuddle effect. Yeah, you know her and I didn't get off on a great footing so no she doesn't like it. I mean who does she like she can't possibly like anyone in this community. That's why I just left when she was on Clown Town. I just left because I was like I'm gonna

3:10:36ruin this because I just want to tell her like why are you shut the fuck up. Yeah the whole thing is ridiculous. I'm gonna do my thing and if that becomes a little bit problematic then you guys are just gonna have to work in the shadows in order to destroy me. What the fuck is he talking about? Stop karmic don't hurt him. What is he think? He's at war. This is war to karmic. I don't get this but like I said he's saying that there are improprieties happening behind the scenes that you people are impervious to. So there's always that you know. So through a Joe Burrow my grandfather who are the biggest human pile of fucking garbage I've ever fucking seen. You're good. Joe or Jaymo do you have any idea what he's talking about here? Why are you so mad at so thorough Joe Burrow? I really don't. I know that they've been going back and forth but I think it has to do with karmic maybe somebody I think somebody did strike

3:11:39Joe and I'm not sure if it was karmic or if he could prove it was but I know there was something going on with the two of them but I really don't remember exactly what it was but so third Joe Burrow gets into fights with people like he gets back and forth with people. So the only thing I could really see that was oh because okay now I figured it out because I didn't see this other one you see here he put out karmic and scarlet where you know he was all buddy buddy with scarlet that's right yeah I'm sure that's not helping him with funnel and then also the karmic loss drunk tape this is that one was a big hit yeah this is a big hit this is karmic like drunk as fuck just sneezing into his hand and just a real fucking mess so he must be mad because funnels probably like karmic fucking Rocco's grandfather Joe burrows out there fucking putting old fucking clips are you making look like a fucking retard what are you fucking doing about it I know you ain't doing nothing to

3:12:41please this cooter so you better fucking be out there explaining shit and going after Joe burrow but uh yeah we are on the side we uh we um maybe you think she's letting him tag along with him just until spring break so he can like stay away from the frost and the snow the last soda when he got to funnels uh this but last time like when he was first there he said he said he was staying where he was for like a month and and it's been it's been about a month he's still there and um I don't know what the end game is I mean I think the end game is to finally I guess destroy Pat Dixon or whatever like the way karmic talks about how people are secretly to trying to destroy them I think him and funnel are secretly trying to destroy Pat but they're like how do we do this you know like how can we literally vaporize this guy when all he does is an internet show like how do

3:13:43we like I don't I don't know what the end game is I don't know either but it does seem like he like they're in Ohio which isn't like Ohio is pretty cold too like so it but uh but uh she like takes she takes gigs that are like a day's drive away or or whatever so they travel like they drive around to that like when they went to chouly's hometown right yeah rock it's the USA right well I can't tell you where I am but even though I'm standing in front of this rocket and missile museum or whatever the fuck they call it yeah yeah so it's like he's getting he's getting a little Americana too it's actually not bad for him he needs to get out and kind of like witness the US outside of his farm yeah but with someone who likes him he needs to find someone who likes him for him and doesn't like him because she can turn him again into her uh but he ruins every relationship with somebody that actually gives a shit because assuming somebody's actually nice to him he assumes

3:14:47that they're out for him and he ruins it wrecks it right away yes but yes he is literally Ron Fuddle's cryboard like she could program whatever like you know I don't really like that red head of bitch she's a fucking bitch you should call her bitch tomorrow get over here like you know mountain nothing the rest of your fucking life and you're gonna giggle about it you should look in the mirror and realize what you become my favorite was their shower they took together with the swimsuits what you don't remember that when she said that they yeah like my oldest forehead looks like a left nut with a tourniquet tied around it yeah like when when she a member when they the first time she went to go state he went to go stay with her she went on MLC and basically laid out a scenario with him sitting right there where they were in the shower wearing like swim he was wearing like swim trunks and she was wearing bottoms or something and like it was like a mutual shower but they lit candles and we're all like

3:15:50remember that at all and we were all like what swimsuits the fuck yeah it's crazy this is the lady he chose so right you're lucky I let you get that far karmic fucking fucking be with you see what you think a book crazy um no I don't remember that at all it's so good just she's done everything she can to humiliate him and bring him down so she can keep him in his pocket in her pocket I love fucking garbage I've ever fucking seen you're gonna mountain nothing in the rest of your fucking life and you're gonna giggle about it you should look in the mirror and realize what you've become a user just like everybody in this stupid fucking universe user using people using people to make yourself feel better about yourself and then who is she using he's talking about Haley again so he feels like he's being used yeah like anytime like somebody

3:16:52uses clips of him or oh you know what he got real mad because she like took one of his phrases and made a shirt or something I if I remember that you're using him yeah yeah yeah so he gets really uptight about that he's like those are that's my art isn't using something or someone more like you pretend to like them so that you can get something out of them not you uh publicly goof on someone and then you goof on them more by taking their ideas and turning it like yeah I don't think any of this is using because the kind of guy like when he was a kid he would listen to adults a lot and hear big words in context but never looked into them to see what they actually meant so he just uses words the way he thinks that they fit into a sentence because of how he's heard them used he doesn't know what they mean ruminations exactly he does no clue what point of view from a fucking loser in the shadows another loser in the shadows wants to have their fucking point of view aired out on top of my goddamn content stupid fuck so keep that in mind and then here comes

3:18:01dirty jersey rat with his peculiar interest in peculiar stuff he's talking about ladies with penises yes we're inspired he admits it though he doesn't hide it he embraces it no he's he's in those comments like panhandlers on the on the Instagram girls like it's yeah dirty dirty dirty rat is not shy about it let's just say that right and the reason we give you crap karmic is because we know you like women with penises but you won't come out and embrace it like dirty dirty dirty dirty rat I think I think I think dirty jersey rat said he was in a relationship with one for a while like it's got to offer something I love it I love love love it's all love to tuky yeah I blocked him on X because I'm sick of looking dirty disgusting penis love but yeah he was getting he was getting too turned on he had to cut that out how did once he would scroll down and see the big bulls he was like oh no I've made a

3:19:01mistake we'll need that I don't need his lustful ambitions propped up on my fucking feed so that's why this is from the guy who bragged and told us all the things from the first time he had sex with Ron Fuddle but I don't need your dirty perverted versions both of them they both came on and couldn't wait to tell us about how uh you know she want to let him touch him her at first and then he went down on her he couldn't come and then he tried to rub his dick like it was making a fire in the woods until it like crumpled and he says yeah yeah he didn't use any lubricants who just you have to just dry crack dick he shredded it he shed it some skin from his penis um but uh gave it to indian rugman is what it is but dirty jersey rats you don't need his uh perversion I blocked him and then he's like no he blocked me because of because there's other people that I

3:20:01went after no dumb fuck no and then you piped up you piped up you started talking shit in your stupid fucking descriptions about me good job did you learn that in mountains this court too bitch he's so sensitive and he tells you everything so everybody don't put a description of karmic in your description just make it be nice please and then karmic won't be so crazy all the time just be nice you guys are fucking weak weak human beings yes if anything I want to teach people what being an individual is like be your own man or woman whatever you want to fucking be be we saw you being your own man and you were fun you were charismatic and then you join the funnel cult and you've been nothing but a sour push and he's never more angrier than when he is

3:21:02with her as a fact never ever wait to see what he's like when he returns home it's gonna be a nightmare he might OD dude he might OD from not being able to do all that shit and he's gonna be like right he's gonna this is happy karmic this is in a relationship I'm so happy I'm with her again karmic this is insane that try that out once in your god for sake in life be your own person instead of I got to listen to mountain I got to listen to a red jamo you have no semblance of what dangers the valley of men can bring upon your life fucking loser bitch you're blocked which is basically what he said to me you know you've been turned to block you too much is that too much you want to keep time stamping me and let the audience know why I'm a bad seed and why I need to go just remember when you guys come together at haka mania and

3:22:03cancel culture is your big fucking claim to fame at this point is that what you guys are celebrating look what we did to him look what we did to an individual look what we've done karmic is a bitch karmic is a big fucking bitch karmic is a bitch he needs like a like a chubby older black lady to date because she'll clean his life up I mean I'm telling you right now she'll have him whipped into shape so fucking fast he's malleable I'm just telling you and it's gonna come back to haunt you like you would not fucking believe in it already is so you can lie hailey you can tell the audience you can gaslight bunch of horse shit you know what you've done you're unhinged you're out of your depth I want to know what she did because this sounds serious your depth yeah you forgot that the age it's fine okay but yeah

3:23:06that's what happens that's what happens when certain individuals want to be part of something but can't take the heat can't take the heat so they got to do something in the shadows buncha sissy's so he's implying that hailey's been striking his channels for improprieties I mean I don't know I haven't I have a watch hailey or anything I haven't heard her response to this I don't think she's ever done that I can't imagine she would but none of us would ever strike him because that would make his channel go away we don't want you to go away dummy we think you're great agreed there I say pussies oh was that too much is that too much oh in the drunk stream that's when he was talking about how he's a man he's like the mad pussy eater he's like I love eating pussy oh my dream job would have worried me to work on an assembly line and to try out all the pussies of the world oh Asian pussy black pussy wondering pussy oh just have him keep going along the line and get

3:24:08him in my face oh yeah drop him off in Thailand for a week let's just see what happens that's totally not gay too bragging how much you love eating pussy I love eating pussy it's like eating a big Mac I said every gay guy in the 50s trying to hide the fact that they were gay gay I love pussy I can't get enough I use the word he via he's a violator oh my god bunch of god damn pussies you're bad god at the end of the day I ain't changing for nobody yeah I have to keep attacking me you literally have changed for Felicia you've done a complete 180 from what you used to be now you're just a dickhead who dresses like a dickhead used to be a charming guy who dress like a dickhead now you're a dickhead who dresses like a dickhead we'll come out of it in like these little snippets where he'll be fine right like a clear example

3:25:12of that is when he actually went back on clown town was like a month or two ago before the Felicia thing he went back on there and he was like oh yeah I was a little crazy you know completely different guy back more like what he was before Pat Dixon warped his mind into becoming this nice so it's crazy he can come out of the law for a day or two sometimes but it's very patchy oh you can turn to see that's the thing about karmic too I think there's a lot of Tommy Jordan here because when we met Tommy Jordan and you see I mean don't get me wrong Tommy Jordan's still crazy yeah but he can shut it off he can kind of act like a normal guy for a little bit I think even more so karmic and it and it shows through like when he goes on mlc he's a totally different guy he laughs at everything Kevin says he's exactly the kind of guy that he tries to rail against like he calls yeah this laugh talkers and stuff but I dare you to watch mlc and show me an instance where

3:26:13karmic isn't laughing every time kb talks to him or he talks back to kb this is all I mean again it's less like a Korean girl you would always put his he um but again I mean it's it's a common thing in all this and I get it it's just a natural human you know reactions like you just want belonging people in this like in this universe want belonging no matter where they can find it and karmic's still in that place where he feels like he hasn't but longed he hasn't felt he hasn't found his click he thinks it's with kb but kb doesn't give a fuck about fucking karmic as long as karmic is making content kb will have them on but once kb were once karmic stops making ridiculous content kb doesn't want to be useful idiot to kb and he carries those around you know what I mean but you're absolutely right I mean it's like he in his mind he's sir he's always his whole life been searching for this group that he can

3:27:16just slide into but also be the leader of sure in a way he was probably the most talented guy in his town because this town is like under a hundred people or something so he's probably in his town going like oh my god I am like the the the pure I'm the original I am the you know I am everything original and everything else around me is just the same who billy hick shit I have to get out of here so the world can see my talents I have a feeling I get the impression that the people in his town don't like him don't talk to him yeah well you remember there was like some incident with some lady at a at a grocery store and he barely brought it up but he was so angry about whatever it was this lady said to him yeah at the grocery store and it's just like you know everybody's there is known him his whole life because there's only like five families or whatever and like there's the reservation a little bit over there he's clearly not you know good one of them

3:28:16right and it's it isn't saying because I have to imagine there are a hundred people just on my block alone like it's a think like that's my whole town yeah there's insanity to it he has to drive minutes before he even sees a stop sign yeah it's crazy so and in that aspect I kind of feel I used to feel for him but now I know we all kind of go through that because you're like and I know he was bullied I know he's had a hard go of it in life he's like but didn't you realize like he you can't you you're not gonna be able to get through to him so as you're just wasting your time no and that's why all we'll do is goof on it now because I learned from last week I tried to say hey man seems like you're losing your shit a little bit why don't you just take a break from the streaming and then no one will have anything to talk about you know we won't have anything to goof on you for because you're not broadcasting anything he's like oh I'm so close on they said to be dabbler it is fucking horses but either way well I mean I I know every now and then when

3:29:18somebody's like having a rough go of it in the dabble verse I'll reach out to him in a DM or whatever me like hey you know I did that with him very early on with me being in and that's why he got so upset and it's just like the he's anytime you try and do good for him he immediately I like he's got the ADHD where he reads through something and finds keywords and then gets upset yes you didn't read the context of what I said you saw gay and we're like oh you're all belonging my orbit can you do me a favor and reach out to oj for me I did he didn't respond oh see I told you why would I wait what am I gonna waste my time I'm kidding no I did I I reached out to him because I was like oh you alright dude is like everything alright because like this was like right after maybe two or three days later and I was like yeah nothing see no I'm kidding but uh no I hope he's fine I'm sure he's fine I'm pussies at the end of the day I ain't changing for nobody yes you're

3:30:20gonna have to keep attacking me fucking nobody losers that's what that's the last goddamn card you got left this is literally the opposite of what he was saying the day before you and then here's an earth total opposite I like how people's like you don't take my advice Carmich I'm like of course I don't know you I don't know you I don't want to know you I only want it I like to keep who I know on one hand five individuals once it gets beyond that it gets a little problematic then I got it then it's a juggling act and then my trust waivers within the visuals I like to keep a low number of people I know for my own sanity for my own my own way so if I exceed that number then it becomes oh if I know six people my head starts to explode I don't remember your name which one are you I only have space in my head to remember five friends he's got a circle of

3:31:22trust what the fuck is he talking about uh yeah who's stabbing me in the back who's letting stupid information your girlfriend on photo thank you she's never once been oh you know what that's my man let me protect him from this no she's like did I tell you he didn't come he couldn't come right and then even when she does her own streams she'll never even talk about him like he's not even there no this whole thing is ridiculous even though we could hear him yelling through your thin walls we hear him yelling but she'll be like I was just at the waffle house and this woman was like not giving me my coffee in time you ever hate that when you don't get your coffee within five minutes it's like it's like what are you fucking talking about she like tries out bits meanwhile she's got literally an alien locked up in the other room running a live streaming sweatshop so they can go to said waffle house again tomorrow oh and here's a here's another thing it's it's so

3:32:22ridiculous when people say why do you talk about this why do you take this seriously hey I know take and label you a lol cow isn't that funny isn't that the pussy thing to say when somebody has a really aggressive take you know perhaps perhaps people when I'm getting angry and yelling oh here it goes this is all an act now this is all a character a character karma show used to be no characters characters were gay puppets are stupid that whole show is everything I do as a character and I have puppets now perhaps that's my way of making it interesting but no rage you guys are all domesticated fucking pussies you want to be nothing more than a domesticated pussy Ron funnel owned you bitch she yeah all you want is love that's it you want what the rest of us have as far as the married

3:33:24the people that are in relationships you're just in the world shittiest relationship so now you think domestication is bullshit but that's all you want you're in the process of being domesticated right now this is first girlfriend too so he really has no clue you know what I mean because admittedly the other lady that he allegedly fornicated with was just some random slut that came through town some other old bitch all yeah yeah yeah allegedly which I don't even buy that story by the way I believe he lost his virginity to run funnel we all do the great run funnel that's why I use little I got caught so many names in life so I'm gonna call this person a name it's like and projecting you're right he was probably made fun of his entire life which is sad well we had a thing it's like a hard working area like so this guy comes sashing through the the local grocery store hi you know what I mean and it's like guys that just got done digging in dirt all day I'm digging in dirt you're trying to do me dirt it's almost like I walk in the

3:34:29crowd heads turn my way because he just like they did like soybean farming like so both boring farming you could possibly do that's what their farm was soybeans I think it's like grain or soybeans or something like that somebody said they looked into it out I don't remember but soy boy karmic on straight people cisgender you know I'm gonna I got a name for you I got a name for you oh he likes to rage a lot he must be a low cow you guys are a bunch of fucking domesticated garbage like this fuckhead right here this fuckhead right here classic karmic taking this stuff so series is why you're a low cow no I like being angry do you guys want a show do you want that maybe you can watch something a little more safer like mr. Rogers neighborhood or Sesame Street or maybe a more adult take on Sesame Street that bedabbler gives to you fucking pussy hey you're a pussy

3:35:34you dick so stay that way for the plug hey give me more names cisgender low cow call me those names homo hey guys homo queer sickle have left his names names so there's domestic Kyle just calm Kyle he likes to he likes to use every all these other characters real names like my real name all the time just look him up if you just look him up his Facebook has his full fucking name this guy's so dumb and I begged him to take it off like just take it down his whole government name but you're just super chatter me just showing exactly what he has domesticated piece of garbage probably lives in his parents basement mommy is the chicken attendees ready I'll run up do we have some you decide to live in your girlfriend's apartment where the neighbors yell at you keep it down over there he left did I drink it all oh no I got to play more video games

3:36:41because my reality is so shy of any that validity that I got to look at somebody on YouTube and call him a low cow remember literally two or three weeks ago when karmic said that live streaming might not sustain his you know his ability to make a living yeah he might have to get a job yeah he might have to get a job and his two ideas or fields that he would like to work in was one bartender or two something to do with video games and now he's making fun of people for video games and coming up he will make fun of people for being alcoholics but those of you think you could just get a video game job like hello I'm here for the video game job I like to play video games I like to play video games I think I'm particularly good at playing video games and I saw that grandma's boy movie and that was made by Nick Swartz and then I know Chad Zumoxo do I have a job you just need to put in words you're a bitch so yeah using anger is low cow behavior I

3:37:47don't give a fuck I don't care I like anger angry behavior I like it I find it entertaining literally the day before he's like I can't sustain this you know it takes a lot out of you being angry all the time and they don't particularly like it I don't like being angry but now he loves it personally even though you guys are all uh you know watch your Disney channel and you get programmed to believe what this is how a person should act and all that stupid crap that's arrested development minutiae that you like the fucking meander about that's your everything goes against he is arrested development all this shit it's so funny and the rest of us are watching Disney that's why we can't handle the great karmic x you're out of your fucking mind because you don't do anything you just yell like you're chatting the entire time and talk about how the rest of us won't get a die just like Aaron Imholt a legend come eater convicted revenge pornographer Aaron Imholt has the same defense

3:38:51oh yeah guys you guys don't like me because you want me dead that's what's going on now I don't know whose voice I'm doing my world is looking at you a lot of people didn't see but I saw on Tommy's channel that cooter flirted with him tojo said you ruined karmic she goes you are next baby boy wow silent mic isn't really silent spy rapport is that true when was that someone needs to get a clip of that so Ron Fuddle was on Tommy Jordan and Tommy Jordan said that you ruined this man's life and she said you're next baby boy that tracks very flirtatious that tracks I believe it cuz they want to do she would do it right in front of them yeah she would do that right in front of karmic she has no qualms about it you'd be like uh Felicia do you need me to hold your jacket while you go hold hands with Tommy I don't mind you know it's safer with me why are we all domesticated garbage

3:39:56is that too heavy is that too harsh I'm sure it is stop Kyle don't talk to yourself unless these alcoholics always go for the red bull or the monster energy drinks when they can't have the alcohol yes yes it's very common I've noticed that like uh nothing of a former alcoholic loves more than energy drink he is getting quite the double chin going on here too can't be sober meanwhile he calls every single person he talks about fat fat he started calling me fat back I don't even know when you see my back does anyone see my back lately it's not that fat no like yeah you're actually pretty average shaped for the edelvers I mean you have your real big yeah I was very uh I was very um flattered by how many people in AC said oh you're not as fat as you look on screen I mean you have fat eating habits for sure but you can tell you're not like

3:40:56a huge fat person you just have to get a hyperactive thyroid and do nothing about it and the rest will take care of itself you can eat like shit too but I just I don't I eat like once a day and that's the trick you just yeah all your bad shit once and agreed that's what I used to do in high school I eat more than once a day now usually but there's still times when I'll eat once a day you that's all you need you can survive put down the fork fatties with hate and ego um if you're talking about sobriety Todd talking about sobriety all right this is great this is pretty much where I want to get to and uh we'll do this and then we'll uh we'll very much end we'll say goodbye to jamo we'll do uh the rest of the super tips super chats everyone's favorite part of the show but this was great this is uh Kyle explaining that uh the rest of you were drunk pieces of shit while he's completely sober where the fuck is my cursor I don't see it oh I think it's important to uh

3:42:01you know tip your toe in your own anger tip your toe in that I do have a tippy toe there I say inflated self-sense of worth no shocking that is actually shocking that he admits that he knows that he hasn't inflated self-sense of worth which is interesting have uh introspective there I say inflated self-sense of worth I do and I think my show allowed me that opportunity and I think it's kind uh I kind of need it I do yes just like a legend come eater and convicted porn revenge pornographer Aaron imholt if you don't keep saying you're great who the fuck else will and at least if you're saying you're great it's some kind of motivation to get up from bed every morning yeah yes I have that validation because the numbers the numbers are the validation for him for for Aaron it was always the goal if I hit the goal then I'm

3:43:05then I'm great everybody loves me but if I don't hit the goal it's because I it's because I didn't put a good enough show on it's not because everybody dislikes me it's just because the show wasn't good enough or they're all idiots or they're dumb and they want me dead about both of these Minnesota idiots yeah we had the bomb Minnesota enough of it all right right let's get rid of give it to Canada who cares turn it to glass I think my show allowed me that opportunity and I think it's kind of I kind of need it I do I need to have a sense of myself in order to get myself through the day in order to get myself out of bed in the morning I need literally said that well to get myself off to get out of bed in the morning come on Carmichael great come on that last time you tried to jerk it for Felicia that was a fluke come on you can do it bud what would your fans think yeah pretend your fans are all watching you right now put on a show you can do it I do what do you say I need to have a sense of myself in order to get myself

3:44:10through the day in order to get myself out of bed in the morning I need to feel worthwhile Jesus Christ I do and I knew a girl in high school that said she only felt alive when a man was inside of her so she was pretty damaged that's that's very similar it's very yeah it's very alarming to hear a high school girl say that I just need to know I have enough money in my bank account to get a double cheeseburger meal and I'm fine for the day I don't need to tell myself I'm great as long as I could eat for the day I'm happy being flated it may be a mental game I play with myself to get myself to that level perhaps perhaps um but I am sober and I am proud of my sobriety but I do know what I would I do remember the dance steps I got me to the game oh what a month ago you mean when you were drinking like this is ridiculous because they'll even go into

3:45:10his sobriety this is not a this is not sobriety it isn't he always vaping yeah so he vapes and smokes so what what he does is he like smokes like six cigarettes before he goes into the room to do the show because he's not allowed to smoke in there because I think what happened last time was she goes look it'd be absolutely have to smoke crack a window you can smoke one or two well you know he was he was monkey butt these things and so she was like no more of that okay get a vape so he smokes six cigarettes or whatever and then goes into that room and then vapes so yeah but you know he stunk that room up smell like cigarettes last time I used to say it every time I don't understand because as a smoker I know what it's like to smoke in a in a somewhere where people don't smoke like it just stinks when you stop smoking you smell it so much more right I don't care how many fans you have pointed to the window the the smoke gets into the walls it gets in the carpet it gets

3:46:11into the fucking boy everything everything so when he was like oh I've got good ventilation going on when it's cold it's worse because cold makes smells stick around longer yes um but yeah it's okay so I guess he could be just vaping nicotine I don't I don't know too many people I guess who just vape nicotine but I guess that's a thing because I know when he's vaping he's smoking weed I know nothing about this stuff I'm very stupid no so and I ain't gonna let go of him even though I'm too toxic holy these people holy these people there's a weirdness there's a lot of too toxic for YouTube or something yeah swamp thing remember that old come remember that old cartoon swamp thing swamp thing yeah mental rock and it's like is that what hackomania is going to become is that what it's going to become a bunch of people who got other

3:47:14people in trouble is that isn't they're going to pat themselves on their sweaty oily backs yeah over it is that what it's going to become that's before the costume contest we have a kitty pool full of oil and we all dip our hands in it and we rub each other a ditty party a ditty party you can also be baptized in the oil if you want but I wouldn't suggest it yes you can also join the play fun to me gotta watch your words again this fan wanted to come to hackomania when he was initially invited and then someone put their foot down went are you fucking retarded you couldn't have fucking said the dumbest or anything fucking stupid are you you know pet nixon's gonna be there you could or much and retard why would you even fucking uh you know entertain their fucking ridiculous these mech we're gonna destroy your life it's gross

3:48:15I am sober I haven't touched weed in weed in two months boring I have uh went to did a little karaoke and in doing that I had had I have had one one cocktail you're not sober then you fuck face pat dixon is sober compared to you hurry up and give it to me before she sees you know far as I know pat dixon is sober because he doesn't drink it's like I don't understand this thing sober is nothing right sober is I'm not drinking sober means I've decided I'm no longer a drinking person like that's the only way you could be sober is you're like I'm never doing it again being sober doesn't mean I'm just taking time off or I'm not gonna drink as much as I used it like it's right it's like I'm I've realized I've fucked my life up and now I'm small buckman it's like yeah that's that's sober yes a mummy with no eyelids yeah yeah yeah and I

3:49:16stopped at that just enough to kind of get me in a frame of mind so I can um go on stage and fucking kill it so that was one drink karmic killing it a karaoke I bet you probably would have done better if you had a couple uh yes agreed up to kind of get me in a frame of mind so I can go on stage and kind of let it be let it happen and so to speak so I did I've been doing karaoke this week and I've been enjoying it it's a lot of fun I ain't gonna lie I enjoy it look like fun and it's really really really helpful when the previous singers are kind of uh you know uh I mean bless their heart you are the previous singer you're that guy you're the ones that you're talking about what you're gonna say they stink it's easier when the person before you stinks my god I would love to see the person who went on before karmic that he could go oh well I might have stunk a little bit but you should have seen the guy before me oh my god you know he

3:50:20had a glass of wine in a handful of poppers yes really helpful when the previous singers are kind of uh you know uh I mean bless their heart they're trying they're trying to have fun and I don't I ain't gonna hold it against them but uh he's so delusional when I go when I sing I like to give it a good yeah yeah try I'd say he's a professional nice come on thank you Todd and you know what I am sober but I was plummeted at karaoke you know yeah he really deserved to be on a real stage but that's all that was available all right and here's him emphasizing that he is sober but he still likes to drink yeah try I'd say so the other night thank you Todd and you know what I am sober but I will have a cocktail once in a while well regulated I wouldn't say I am who's regulating the funnel oh yeah she's got her hand on every knob she's regulating everything he does

3:51:25hey retar what the fuck you drinking a Shirley Temple or vodka cranberry that better be a fucking Shirley Temple looks very light I'll see no cherries in that I am an alcoholic drinking mode like I used to I am in oh so just because he's not an alcoholic drinking mode he's sober now dude when he walks back into that shitty trailer and smells that cigarette stale smell the dead cats because who's taking care of his cats his mom oh they're dead you know his mom probably has been running after him his whole life protecting him from his brothers his his dad like that's Bob baby like he's that little monkey in Chinese in Chinese world China that punched the monkey have you seen this monkey uh-huh there's a monkey that I think was abandoned by its mother or something oh and it carries around a little stuff the animal yes I did see that and it's constantly being picked on by the other monkeys yeah yeah because he doesn't belong yeah I can smell it on him because his his

3:52:28mom died oh his mom died is that what yeah that's what they said like the mom died and the other the other monkeys that had a different mom would not accept him right oh I feel so much worse for that monkey than Kyle it's so sad it is sad isn't it yeah it is cute yeah it's adorable go go look up punch the monkey yeah I wouldn't say I am I am an alcoholic drinking mode like I used to I am an um reasonable social drinking mode and that's once every week just one cocktail just uh kind of loosen up the conversation a little bit loosen up the old vocal cords just one cocktail just uh kind of loosen up the conversation loosen a little bit I think I think in my humble of fucking opinion

3:53:28sorry sorry youtube if I went a little too hard anyway that's pretty much it uh if you want to watch the rest I'm sure someone will clip something from this episode I was actually surprised I didn't really see anyone clip this episode uh right before I went on um but that is the great karmic ex uh he's back he's not leaving he did threaten us that he was going to possibly leave for a little bit I can't quit us I don't believe so no one can quit any of this hold on one second uh okay I gotta keep this on for a second jaymo thank you so much for joining us please uh promote whatever you want uh your own channel b y b all that crap go yeah shout out big shout out to b y b the guy spurks nay quad honk you could find us there monday wednesday and friday and they also do this they'll be doing every sunday they do a dabble review they did it before coral and blind mike yes uh but yes that's that's where you'll find me most of the time I do have my own

3:54:29channel jmo under jmo underscore ink you're welcome to come subscribe I'm sure we'll share it on x as well but we'll uh I appreciate you for having me and thanks for uh always uh you've always been pretty good to be ever since I came out so I really do appreciate that you've been a sweet man no problem sir yes no I enjoy you you're good dude and um thank you for uh doing the show and I thought you're great and uh this was fun yeah let's do it again absolutely the great jaymo everybody thank you jmo yes I love you more than a friend love you more than a friend and it is now time for everyone's part uh favorite part of uh the show and that is where we're going to read the rest of the super tips of super chat so you can leave if you don't like the super tips and super chat thing uh I appreciate every appreciate everyone's generosity and uh you guys are seriously the best uh again super tip dot gg slash tookie uh we got to hit a goal remember I lost about

3:55:35nine hundred dollars and less than seven minutes jt was there I'm not grifting you this is true I really did it I never see more hundred dollar bills being slid into a machine faster in my life I wish the borgata wasn't such assholes about the the filming stuff because yeah we should have jt did bring it up but I just didn't feel like having to deal with some fucking asshole coming over and bothering us um thank you very much uh the the labyrinth mystic some whole thing going on here hold on one second what is the uh the horror story horror stories of detransitioning I'm sorry for your mental thank you all for not killing yourselves whoever needs a hackomania hug all right that's fantastic so I guess there is some kind of uh thing in there about people regretting transitioning or whatever I don't know uh no no stop now I hear it again the ruminating about

3:56:37Ron Fuddle being pregnant not only is her womb is a rocky place where my seed can find no purchase and I have no testosterone also a sperm count is so low I come dust I come dust that's the name of my new heart uh core band I got karmic pregnant not only did I take his news virginity I am pregnant it is colon who's are daddy now bitch oh interesting because the rumors were that karmic might have gotten Ron Fuddle pregnant I never thought of the idea that Ron Fuddle got karmic pregnant she's gotta be past her prime I don't know I don't know I don't think she's as old as we all fucking say she is who knows damn my nickers I didn't even call in and I'm still catching strange fuck you guys now back to fumigating my mag watch cuda love you more than a friend back out love you more than a friend jdabler uh I believe we'll see you in

3:57:39hackomania I hope we do hope all as well uh what is this if you unironically do this I will never forgive you at least keep the mask on oh yeah I'm gonna do it as l harry play and I'm not doing I want to do all like on the floor like yoga things I don't want to stand up because I'm gonna have to move my camera basically I just want to plank and I want to talk about Whitney Cummings and how she should give her sister back her horse just yoles is the bigot fucking cunt in this dabble verse she's in every fucking chat super chatting and super tipping more than any other super chatter or tipper then she complains like the despicable cunt that she is that's not even that old cunt's fucking real picture she's a fucking divide with a huge dong between her legs fake fuck get a real job you caregiving ass cleaner old fucking boomer cunt fake titties fake hair fake teeth fake fucking

3:58:48face fuck your thoughts bitch fuck your fucking thoughts sent at 11 50 thank you thank you how dare you just jules a beautiful woman I saw her at lacy and she might have a big penis but other than that she looks great and uh her boyfriend will beat you up even though I think her boyfriend is actually the one who sent that in I have to go yep I'm looking on the back end yep that's who sent that in that's horrible that disgust me uh at Jennings travel agency I want to dock with you yes let's dock together let's dock all night long do you think yoga could help me become a real man nevermind though that would probably end my amazing acting career possibly no I think yoga I believe in yoga I just never have really committed to it but I do believe in what it does there's something to that ddp yoga I mean I've seen some of those

3:59:52testimonials it's the same as every other yoga he's not doing anything different he's just marketing it better but he adds the bang to it bang bang self high five yeah I will do the yoga thing would actually cool mods banning all the super tippers lame go chargers rest in peace kb's brother subscribe to Tommy Jordan and Brian Landon who is streaming now and has a 100 times better of a show dabble verse full of parasocial losers Vince sucked on mommy's tits she thinks she's prego chatters think tooky really locks them and wants to chat with them like he isn't here for the fucking money say it say it you know I am here I can't direct to anyone show it says no live or upcoming content from your subscriptions who's on right now is Tommy Jordan on Tommy if you're on the z-man maybe I know well is he on yeah or oh he is he was supposed to go on at two east well

4:00:59I told him to yeah I told Zumaak yesterday to put up a show after our show and I would direct people but he doesn't even come up oh sit down Zumaak yes I can okay everyone's going to sit down Zumaak oh wait what did I just do I don't have it hold on sit down Zumaak there it is always going live yeah yeah yeah we'll go we'll send everyone to the z-man all right I'm actually hearing all the super tips right now which is making me my girlfriend called my penis Peter shrinkage that's very good I'm starting to think that the super tip thing has something to do with the fact that I have like maybe Cardiff because once Cardiff left I think I could listen to the super tips anyway just jewels put your hands together for asexual white chocolate yes the fantastic

4:02:00Carmen guys I want Carmen to come to Hackamania just to do karaoke now thank you just jewels Tim Bollinger will the new Haley puppet be at Hackamania no I do not have a Haley puppet but there will be new puppets you got to drink with the grain of the liquor not against it Carmich is the liquor but yes I will be premiering a few new puppets so don't miss it spoilers hackamania dot com homo co jt be there shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat I fucked your mom she likes me for me uh not because I eat her cooter dual riding on a scooter next year we'll visit thieves she's the one for me and I juiced can't live without her my passport is held hostage she likes me for me

4:03:02not because I eat her cooter love because I run a scooter oh that made me laugh thank you uh can agree boy jamo is the oj tookie always wanted interesting I I enjoyed jay jamo a lot jay jamo good conversationalist and uh has some good points on uh nothing like the rest of us all this is garbage go learn something learn a trade stop watching this you could watch a youtube video right now on how to fix your light switch and not just have a broken light switch on your wall you can actually better your life than watching dabble versus shit but thank you I love you for doing it Carmich is zoolander returning to the coal mining town exactly perfect analogy uh balloon knot oh I feel card is pain I was listening to the first half of this episode on my roof while removing the huge ice dams that are causing it to leak stay strong potato fuck I feel like I

4:04:06have to go my attic now I haven't been in my attic for like eight years well no that's I think I bought my house like yeah uh something like that at least five years I should probably go up there and make sure things are okay uh you can't grasp your mind around the fact your fat back Carmich wants to hit oh no I knew it Connor the best thing we could do is convince Kyle he can drink socially that would be interesting Chad said he would go to john's house yesterday but he didn't call him and ask what happened I did uh JT and I called Chad last night while we were doing a test of the even muck stuff and uh he said that he just didn't want to bother with john because john would call the cops and you knew Chad wasn't going to go uh Chad also said his show sucked it was a corporate gig and Cape Coral the mic wasn't working and uh they're all I don't know what else did he say JT do you remember something about yeah the mic wasn't working and all that but it was like corporate gigs so he got paid good he was like fucking he's like I'm getting paid I

4:05:10know I'm getting paid whatever he makes fun of Ashley for that's what he said uh Tommy Jordan subscribe to Tojo send everyone forget Chad said everyone to Tojo but Tommy Jordan I don't know where I will I mean you know you did send a lot of money today so let's uh let's let's see I might have to I might have to uh yeah send people to you then he's got he's got something scheduled but it's not so four ten oh yeah I can't do that no I'm sending everyone to Chad Tommy next week do a show right after mine and I'll send people to you you have to do the show like right after my show ends or else it's useless like it doesn't make any sense okay now now I have to find all the star shit hold on oh see no star shit came up yeah you're talking about like the free members the member oh oh here they are okay so this is super Chad some okay uh general ocean wolf gifted one

4:06:15bedabler network membership thank you very much uh general ocean wolf oh this is weird it shows you on this who received the message or the membership the other ones never showed that kind of stuff like unless you were watching the chat you wouldn't know who got the gifted membership uh EFS thank you for gifting ten bedabler network memberships you are a monster thank you very much sir I appreciate it um Tommy is live right now oh now Tommy's live got to tell me now I feel bad uh peter dr peter vancman o8 gifted five bedabler network memberships thank you very much dr peter vancman uh tookies unpaid staff gifted one bedabler network membership I don't know how they do that when they make no money but thank you I appreciate it labyrinthistic gifted five bedabler network memberships what is this NLO all these gifted memberships thank you guys so much

4:07:16for the gifted memberships um hold on real quick let me see if I can find Tommy's stupid stream Tommy if I can't fucking find it I'll do it next week I promise you know I already promised a z-man I gotta hold my promises or the z-man will never talk to me again Tommy I promise next week do a show after my show and I will direct people to you I promise um I just have already uh set it up and I'm an asshole when it comes to this stuff I don't really want to change it now but I do appreciate it Tommy thank you uh for everything and uh yeah if you don't like Chad's show go follow Tommy or go check out Tommy's show uh thank you all for watching thank you for your generosity I'm sorry if I missed a super tip or super chat or something but I'm uh just getting used to zv mux and I think it actually went pretty well all things considered it could have went a lot worse I remember like before when you were when you were you had like that other video

4:08:18you're playing you you moved it to the left of jamo but then like afterwards you had it you had you guys on the bottom yeah in the video up top that was a lot better yeah well that one was on the fly because we weren't planning the other the first one where we Chris Cardiff did that he moved the video over to the left side yeah yeah that was because we kind of did it on the fly and he just put it up and then uh but yeah most most of the time we'll do the thing where we're the videos on top and we're on the bottom anyway very interesting stuff today um so much fun don't forget to see Cardiff Electric and Bobo Curlin on uh the best best Sam sports podcast or something no it was like best seats or something see now we don't know not the best damn sports podcast it's the best seat in the house podcast okay there you go tomorrow morning Cardiff electric and Bobo Curlin and possibly a special guest Opie uh watching the American Olympics hockey game

4:09:21USA versus Canada go USA uh also go follow Cardiff Electric at Cardiff Elect and at Cardiff patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and of course at JT the watcher on youtube and twitter and super tip dot gg slash date night night is spelled with a KJT will be on again tonight with a date night no yes we'll done a dive into early be dablin live oh fantastic I can't wait I know it's your turn now I hate it uh thank you all for your generosity tookisoup.com for all things tookie and uh there you go youtube.com slash at best seat in the house podcast you know I'll be there and uh we'll see you next time good day sit Eugene set good dog

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