Beautiful Weather In The DMV

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1:01Visit Wayfair.com or download the Wayfair app. Wayfair every style, every home. Juboi Bish from the junkies, and when I needed a new HVAC system water heater and a sump pump, I called Foley Mechanical. Dan Foley, the owner, came out himself. Not some faceless company owned by private equity. He owns 100% of Foley Mechanical. He takes pride in every job. His crew, top notch. These guys know exactly what they're doing, especially with older homes and radiator heat. They crushed it at my house, they will for you. Foley Mechanical serves DC, Maryland, and Virginia. Proudly installs a Manna HVAC equipment. Called Dan Foley, he's the real deal. Happy Tuesday morning, rickies. We are the junks. We're coming to you live on 1067, the fan. Team 98910, the fan. If you're listening in Richmond, thank you for that. And you can watch us on the monumental sports network too. Celebrating 30 years of the junks, the ultimate upset. Yes, we're celebrating 30 years on the air. Brought to you by Main Street Bank. Cheer local, bank local. Main Street Bank is a business focused community bank.

2:02Proudly serving in the DMV since 2004. Visit mstreatbank.com to learn how to put their team in your office. Main Street Bank member FDIC. Equal housing opportunity. Lender. I am Cakes at Money Metal Cakes on your Twitter, at Cakes Flops on your Instagram. Jason Bishop. Welcome back is here. Hello. Thank you. Appreciate that. Sure you loved getting up at 4 today. Oh, yeah, it was great. It was awesome. Couldn't wait. Couldn't wait for the alarm to go off. A job off flame is with us too. It's up, Cakesy. Hello. Good morning. Can you and Eric Bickle. Good morning. That is your junks. Awesome. So you tweeted and retweeted, I guess, your wife's photo of the newlyweds. Very nice. Congratulations. That was it now. My wife retweeted it because that was not her photo. That was a professional job. Okay. Yeah, either way. Yeah. Great photo of them. Thank you. Happy. Yeah. Got good weather for the, for the, uh, for the wedding. Uh-huh. It's good. I mean, with the way the weather's been here for the past basically month.

3:02Yep. Uh, for a day with no rain. Got great. It wasn't 20 degrees. You'll take it. You got great weather. I love fantastic. What they did though, they had like a small wedding at a nice restaurant. Right. And nobody went broke for it. Yeah. This is a, you know, that are. This is the model. They're practical people. This is the model. Yeah. You're trying to avoid the wings down the road. Yeah, you're darn right. I don't, I'm like, it's been 50 grams from wedding. Are you kidding? There were no friends invited. I'm not doing that. Completely a family affair. That's smart. Under 40 people. And if you want a big one, we'll do it at the night to Columbus. How about that? Paper plates, the whole night. Yeah. Yeah, they, they, they did it. The correct. That's the way you do it. That was smart. No dancing. None of those shenanigans. No dancing for three grams. No DJ. Yeah. They kept the costs and the overhead. Nice and low. Yeah, that's very smart. Which is the way to do it. Yeah, that's great. And everybody had a great time. And you didn't get too hammered. Did not know. That's good. I didn't realize you were driving.

4:04I would have probably taken driving out of the equation to, to open up. It's fine. Getting hammered. Not a big deal. Yeah. No, of course, it's not a big deal. Be a better that way too. Yeah, if you'll better. Yeah, I agree. I had a guy ask me in the, the sauna at Norbeck yesterday. He's like, how are you feeling today? I was like, I'm good. I was able to drive home with no issues. I'm good to go. Right. Did go over and doled. You kept it together. Sure. A few minutes. Good to have you back. Good to be back. And now they're off to honeymoon in New Mexico. Probably planning to make a baby. So great. Well, I don't know about that. I don't, I can't speak for their, their baby making plans. I don't, I'm not privy to those details. Well, you know, the process of making a baby, that process is occurring. Well, I, I, I did learn in sex education. The process of how babies are made. Right. I do, right. I do know how the marriage was. I don't know what the end result will be. But that process will be occurring. I'm sure. Yeah. I mean, I don't know whether for the first time. I don't know what they're staring at first time. Yeah, yeah.

5:04I don't know whether what safeguards are in place. I'm assuming there are some. But I just, you don't need them now. That's not something that was brought up on, on the day of the wedding. Have you worked on your golf swing for today, Kakes? I have not. I'm trying to think the last time I swung a golf club, it was after the purple heart. So that was like in June, I want to say, of 2025. Probably went to the range a couple times with my son, but there's been very little swinging of a golf ball. Is he still going up there? Is he still going up to the range of golf? I mean, less frequently now that he's back in school, but he'll pop up there when the weather's nice. Nice. Yeah, I haven't swing one in 2026. We're going to be at par city today. That's right. We're our happy hour four to six p.m. Got a bunch of prizes. Be hanging out as we celebrate 30 years, first stop, par city in Arlington. Yes, the prizes of four o'clock. Prizes include par city gift cards, surfside coolers, boxes of tailor made, TP5 and TP5 x golf balls. Nice. And a new titleist. I don't know what all these words mean,

6:05but I know this is fancy. Voki SM 11 wedge, courtesy of golf. The golf club hooked us up. So we got some really good prizes. It's the junkies world towards 2026. It touches down in Arlington today. I definitely need new wedges. You do 100%. I nipped a shot out of the buck or just hit it. Just perfect. And just those spin and just kept going. Are you blaming this shot on equipment? What user error was a little better? I mean, my wedges are they're older than like Vellies. They're really old. Why don't you upgrade? I mean, you're taking off seriously. I'm cheap. You need to have the proper equipment. I'm cheap kicks. You know, Vellies, did you hear what they said? I think it says something like this episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. What if comparing car insurance rates was as easy as putting on your favorite podcast? With Progressive, it is. Just visit the Progressive website to quote with all the coverages you want. You'll see Progressive's direct rate, then their tool will provide options from other companies so you can compare.

7:07All you need to do is choose the rate and coverage you like. Quote today at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, comparison rates not available in all states or situations, price is very based on how you buy. Hey y'all, it's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't fit? Uh, little to the left. The width! Yep, should have gone with Wayfair. Or what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. Should have ordered from Wayfair. Or what if it's that material that makes that noise? It was a sofa, I swear. With Wayfair, there's no what it. Just style you love, quality you can trust, and furniture that actually fits your life. Visit Wayfair.com or download the Wayfair app. Wayfair every style, every home. Jiboy Bish from the junkies, and when I needed a new HVAC system water heater and a sump pump, I called Foley Mechanical. Dan Foley, the owner, came out himself. Not some faceless company owned by private equity. He owns 100% of Foley Mechanical.

8:07He takes pride in every job. His crew, top notch. These guys know exactly what they're doing, especially with older homes and radiator heat. They crushed it at my house. They will for you. Foley Mechanical serves DC, Maryland, and Virginia. Proudly installs a Manna HVAC equipment. Call Dan Foley. He's the real deal. I can't remember what the number is, but the number of shots, it's like shockingly low, where they recommend you replace your weights. So it's like the amount of golf I play, it would be about every two years or so or less. Yeah. I'm not doing that. I understand that you're trying to do it. But I'm kind of cheap too, but I'm not going to go play pickleball with a $20 paddle from Amazon. I'm going to play with a quality product. I mean, like tennis, I play with a good rack. Even though I stink, I play with the good equipment. Yeah, I have good equipment. Trying to give me every advantage that I can get. My weights are just old, and the grooves are worn out. Right, I mean, did you start? Get some for your, I mean, just pass. Get some for your next birthday. I mean, yesterday's weather was awesome. Well, it was a great day. Oh, yeah, it was beautiful.

9:08It was a great day. It's going to be like, put some high 70s today. Did you? Yeah, it will sunblock whatever you should. Whatever you should. You should. But it was a wonderful day. I wish I could have gone out there and played. You played, right? Yeah, yep, yep. Played. Had a good time. I think I'm going to get a quarter zone shot in my shoulder this week. Oh, really? Yep. Get it on frozen, get it unstuck. It's not frozen. There's something else going on, but I think that's going to happen this week. I mean, the quarter zone is just temporary. It's amazing. It works for about three or four months, because I did one of my elbow last year, and instant relief for about three years. Did you have like golfer's elbow? I had tennis elbow. And it worked. Dude, I had golfer's elbow. The outside of the elbow. Outside is tennis. That's what I had. I have the under. Yeah. It's tender. If you touch that right there, it feels like... But now it's coming back. The pain's coming back. Oh, it is. Yeah. It was about three months ago, maybe four. Mine is killing me. Yeah, but my shoulder is just... I'm wearing like a wrist, or not a wrist thing,

10:08a tennis elbow thing around it. And I look like I'm a hinderster. I feel like I'm a hinderster. Have you showed her her short sleeves then, today at Par City, so everybody can see your brace. Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly be rooting people on cakes. And just remember, Brett's stance about braces and casts. Which is... It's impossible for you to be hot or attractive if you're wearing like a brace. Or cast. So does he think Lindsey Vaughn does not look attractive at all? And would... Yes. Really? While she's sporting the cast and a brace. Right. That's visible. I give that girl credit, man. I don't know if you saw video like two, three days ago, or she's already like grinding with the PT. Okay, that's what you're supposed to do. What you're supposed to do, of course. Skin after it. But yeah. All right, coming up on the show today on the Tuesday, here's your guest line up, Ben Valin, senior NFL writer for the Boston Globe. He's on the show at 7.45. And former skins head coach, Jay Grooton, he'll join the show at nine o'clock. He'll take us through the commander signings through day one of free agency and more.

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