Avalanche Crushes Flames, 9-2

0:00On March 31st, the Colorado Avalanche straight demolished the Calgary Flames last night in Denver, dropping a brutal 9-2 beat down on them. The Flames got outshot and outchanced everywhere, sitting at just 34% expected goal share and under 39% in. High danger chances. Avalanche poured on the pressure with relentless rebounds and second efforts, turning it into a total track meet. Avalanche racked up over 35 shot attempts against a couple Flames' defensemen in one game alone. Something Calgary usually sees over two. Ali Mahada was the lone bright spot, even at 50% coursey, but guys like Heaven Ball and Zack White Cloud were underwater big time at around. 28% fans and analysts are calling it a total washout, with both goalies Wolf and Cooley having rare off-nights after solid seasons. Young guns showed mixed bags. Motive Gridden held Pucks well, but no offense. Brennan Offman scored and transitioned sharp. While Zane Perrek and the Marquet, rest of the blue line got sped off the ice.

1:03Brennan Offman noshed his first goal as a flame, with Ryan Strong grabbing an assist for his 10th point in 13 games since joining. Flames 3 stars went to McCale Backlin, Blake Coleman, and Joel Fairby for grinding through the mess. Shake this dumpster fire off quit boys, it's one bad night in a long season. Reset for tomorrow, learn what you can from the tape, and come out swinging harder. That wraps Calgary Flames News today, brought to you with AI.