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1:00You're a jamming near a favorite song, and while you aren't missing a beat, you could be missing a signal from your body. It's an SOS from your kidneys, and it doesn't sound like music at all. It's silent. High blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, and other risk factors can quietly stress the kidneys, leading to negative impacts on the heart. That's why you should ask your doctor about a simple urine test called U-A-C-R. Most miss the signal for hidden kidney disease and related heart risk. You shouldn't. Visit, detect the SOS dot com today to learn more. And now, the bonfire with Big J. Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Where would he be? Where would he be? I do like your shirt. Yeah. Of course. Robert Kraft, where you got whacked off. That's right. I'm going to go down there and get whacked off too. You should. I'm going to recreate what Robert Kraft did. Yeah. He's a legend. I'm going to get caught too. I'll turn it up. It's the best part of the song. You are going to get caught. I am going to get caught. You're a screamer.
2:00I'm going to get caught with three fingers. Deepen your butthole. I'm going to take it. I'm going to take two more than Kraft took. Yeah. I want you bent over for it. Bending over. It's going to be a long time. I'll be in my back. Did you ever like Cypress Hill? I think I said it. Do I have like fingers in my ass? I know you love fingers in your ass. You know that. Do you ever like Cypress Hill though? Is that cancer time? No. Oh shit. No. I like them. I like them. It's also such a pot head thing that's like not not your thing. It's not. No, but I was I've never been in a music because of drugs. You know what I mean? No, but I mean their thing is weed. The only van that you that is like that with me is that the insane clown posse. Is that them? Yeah. Is that the one you go to the festival? Yeah. Yeah. I never got into them in the culture of it, but I don't I don't hate it. You know what I mean? I kind of was very I mean you got to be a very select person to get into the culture of insane clown posse. But you got to be you got to use drugs or drink to have fun at that.
3:02Yeah. You can't go there. The water pregnant is the most fun it looks like. Yeah. Well getting pregnant there. Wow. You're on drugs. Yeah. All these things work. Yeah. Because then you have to wait to see what the baby looks like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think the clown makeup would be my guess. I wonder if anybody ever did that. I just went to a party in orgy got pregnant and had a wait. Oh man. I wonder how many people have like genuinely gotten accidentally pregnant together in the juggles. Yeah. You must have happened. You have to wait to see what race it is. What DNA it has. You're getting a juggles. It's probably white. It's probably white and chubby. It's white but born with dreadlocks. He's saying clown posse. Yeah. God bless their hearts. I have a new internet obsession, Bobby. This guy makes me very happy. I've sent you mine over the last week. Yeah. I didn't send you because I wanted to see your face and joy this with me. Well, I want to see yours.
4:02Okay. And I love that you have these same mean you have the same different internet obsessions. Uh-huh. But we have internet obsessions. Not a lot of people. I don't know. Like I've no one's ever said that to me the way you're. I have. I didn't even put a word till it. You just said it. Well, I've got this little kid who sings religious hymns at you. I love him. With his little mouth. He's one of mine. He freaks me the fuck out. I love him. We need to bring him up. He's great. And then uh. I sent you mine. The guy who puts stuff with elastics on his head. Uh-huh. And that's who he is. He calls himself the man. He calls my algorithm now. I'm care. I'm fraud chicken carrot baloney man. He did. But he puts different foods and different things on his head with elastics. And he says that's who he is. I'm that man. I'm that man. And my favorite. He had a twinkies. I think it was. And mayonnaise. And he had a watermelon on his head. And he does it all with elastics. Yeah. He's all my reels. I can't stop. Um. This guy. Mm-hmm. I'm going to call him the Jacob of Sweden.
5:03And I'm just guessing he's Swedish. He probably is. I think Jacob's Swedish. Maybe. But this is the. I don't know why this guy. If you were a Swedish influencer. This should be your dude. You should start doing this. But in English. Shared off. Cooking. But I think this guy's voice is what gets me so much. This is great audio. And Lou, the first sentence. Please make this a drop. Because Lou is how moosh me eat here. And he presents a healthy cooking. I love it. But his voice. His voice makes me so happy. Lasata patatas. And that makes me laugh. Lasata patatas. And then he cracks the fucking thing in here. I mean, there's something wrong with it. I think he has a filter on. Well, the face looks a little. No, I think he has like a baby filter on or something. Oh. It's got to be that.
6:03Start it over, please. I love that potato. But it doesn't break. I contact a blink the whole time. He's staring right through your soul. Start it over. Zapato patata patata. Bona facata patatas. Click on his page. Go to any of his stuff. It doesn't matter. And the kid, the freaky kid. I'm going to send you that. Also, Christine. Because the freaky kid, you have to have this kid. I don't know. I don't know what should happen to him. But whatever it is, it's not right. Whatever he is, it's wrong. This kid. It's like the children of the corn. For real. Like actual children of the corn come to life. Jopata patatas. Potatoes. Potatoes. Yeah, that's the opposite. Jopata patatas. They didn't make up.
7:03There's no personal. They were the baby face. Oh, patata patatas. I don't know this technology. Filters. I don't know what they do. I mean, I assume you know what they are by now. By the way, well, I get this, Bobby. Can I tell you? I found my dream hotel this weekend. The Estancia Norte in San Antonio. They have a product that they sell in the front of the hotel. It's called House Cologne. And they spray it aggressively in the entire hotel. So the entire hotel sounds like there's some kind of fucking dumb dego party happening. And they're about to say what that covers the smell of. Weed. Weed. Talk about comfortably smoking in a room. Oh, I had no concerns. This is my boy and you're going to love him. You're going to learn to love him. I already think I love him. I think this person is going to scare the shit out of Christine. Where is my boy? You know, she's going to join this thing.
8:04Yeah, turn this volume up on this. Let's see. This kid is uncomfortable. Oh, he's not talking to this one. He's just staring at you with his baby face. He's got a baby head already. He's cooking healthy foods. I want one. I want one of the house. Yeah. Just a little fucking freaking talk like that. Ah, Bobby. You better do your home. They should make the first robots this. Yes. It should be like, hello, Bobby. You're going to bite the butter. Bite the potatoes. Not blinking little blonde twinks. Bite the. Bobby, how was the bonfire? Bite the butter. Bite the butter. Bite the butter. Bite the butter. Bite the butter. Oh, the butter. Oh. Damn. He's not talking to this one at all, Christine. This one's just straight cooking. You found the one. Jesus. Pumpkin. The butter. The butter. The butter. The butter. They haven't talked to me a little bit. Tell me what he's doing. We should do the whole show and hit the butter boy. Did the butter blow that? Did the bonfire unted it? It's creepy music as him.
9:04Oh, my God. That voice fucking goes right through you, doesn't it? Jesus. Wow. Yeah. He just eats it. Oh. Everything's so eerie. No, he's not talking to these ones at all. Did he get the other thing I sent you? Yeah. I'm trying to get it on the computer. Because this motherfucker, I don't know what needs to be done. I don't know if his parents put him up to this? No. He found that filter and went to the laptop to his girlfriend. No. She went that laughter ass off. No, not baby. Oh, baby sweetened them. Religious kid. Do you mean the second coming of Christ? Yeah. I mean, this kid looks like his... If you told me his father was a possum, I believe you. He's got sharp little teeth. Yeah. His teeth are sharp and his mouth is the size of a fucking coke cap. Why does he have this type of coffee? And he just sings like fucking weird religious songs. And at the end he goes, Jacob, two twin men. Maybe it's a different guy. Oh, mine's terrifying. Is it the guy that was trying to... Look at him. Oh, that's not the guy. Oh, look at this motherfucker. I was talking about the guy who was talking about gay marriage.
10:04The little preacher. No, no, no, no. This guy... This kid just sings... He sings the word... The Lord's word to you. Go on. Oh, baby sweetened them. Oh. This kid's a rodent. He's... He's got a hair lip, dude. You think that's his problem? No, yeah. That's part of it. But not all of it. At Amika Insurance, we know you'll always find ways to look out for the people you love. And with Amika Life Insurance, we'll help build a plan to make sure you always can. We're here to help protect the life you've built. Really? No, no, no. Amika Empathy is our best policy. Visit amika.com and get a quote today.
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12:06We have the same ears. We have the same ears. Blue eyes. By the way, we can also tell people this is young me. This is what happens when people fucking have a baby in their 40s. Yeah, for sure. Or if they're like, didn't do a 23 and me first and find out they've directly related. Yeah, that kid would have done good in like the 1800s. They would have just killed them. Oh my god, he just keeps going. Looks like a monster. Go to another one. What was that? Remember the movie Spartan? What was that movie 300? Remember the one that wanted to be a Spartan? They were like, nah dude, you can't be. And they made him go over the hill. Hang on Bobby. Bobby, there's something to explore now. Hang on a second. The wortlies I guess are a family of weirdos. Oh, no, no. Who'd do this? Because look, first of all, go to the one that's got 95,000 views right there. Is that just a picture? Because he's so terrifying looking. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. Poor kid, man.
13:07It says hashtag autism. No. No. That's a hair lip. He's got a hair lip. And autism. And autism. And something else. So I'm the very just something else. He's got autism. But they're really directing it in this strange, performative, religious way that I'm not understanding. Well, he looks like young Danny DeVito penguin. The penguin. Yes. Yeah. He was like, that's him as a kid. Oh, this would cobble putt. Iron, so on person. Oh. This is not making me want to accept Jesus. No, no, it's actually. It was like an evil doll came to life. It looks like children of the corn. Exactly. It is children of the corn. No, not Malachi. Like Jacob, the main. The main one that turns. No, no, that's Malachi. Oh, that's Malachi. Yeah. Oh, there's brother. So he's got a brother. His brother plays the guitars, brother whales. By the way, all these kids were wrestling, not wrestling pro wrestling, like local wrestling shirts. Like high school wrestling. Yeah. Well, we do want to wrestle that kid.
14:08Well, that's almost what I'm saying. Yeah. So they make them talk about the Lord and then they make them use retarge strength to feed other children. Yeah. He just comes up and he raises two hands, his and his opponents. That's what your sweet, normal brain max has to go against. Yeah. Yeah. Max just comes out and he's snapped his neck. Oh, do some thick skulls going to fucking kill your boy in the squared circle. I'm going to make Max wrestling with candy. Just slip this to him. Bang, iron, sharpens, iron. Max, green, damning, teen. Don't forget the wink. Let's see this kid play the guitar and one of the other videos. Man, these kids are all fucking like different like rodents. Yeah. Oh. Wait, no one looks good. Scroll down. That one looks all right. They always have one good one. Let me go. Let's keep going. That's from another marriage. She lost everything when the other guy left. Yeah. And then she had nothing and then she found a religious psycho. Yeah. These kids are right too. It's just the...
15:08Well, let's hear, let's hear him jam. Oh, God. Sounds like... Jesus Christ. Sounds like Jamie Foxx's daughter. Yep. Baby, play that song for me, baby. What the fuck? Play that song. Are you sharing his talent? So wait a second. Are all her kids autistic? Yeah. I don't think... I think you're right. It's going to be an old woman who just keeps queuing out kids. Yeah, her eggs are dead. Her eggs are done. Yeah. Her eggs are fucked up. Exactly. Yeah, but God, you can't kill it. You can't kill it. You got to keep it. Yeah. That's the problem. That's right. This guy heard this poor husband was blasting loads into cracked eggs. That's why you opened the package before you fucking take it home, Jacob. Make sure none of them are cracked. Make sure. Oh my God. This is performing in somewhere where there's old folks, I think. It's got to be in church. And it's not a Catholic church. It's like one of those churches where they do it in like a house. It's just a room. Yeah, just a room. They rent the space. I believe the Soul Joes does comedy there on Fridays and Saturdays.
16:12Play, autistic kid. Play, play. Play, play. Play, play, play. Play, play, play. Play, play, play. Play, play, play. Play, play, play, play. Thank you guys for coming to my comedy special. I've been Jamie Foxx. It's been crying with Jamie for... He blessed me with a stroke. Sorry, the fucking bomb drop. I forgot about the transition and the lights changed. Now, let's take it down from not that funny to damn right downright serious. He blessed me with a stroke. He got sad. He said, not me. He said, not me. He said, you did what you did to my son. You did what you did to my son. You did what you did to my son. You did what you did to my son. You see what they did to my kid? That kid looks normal. That can't be their kid though. Let's see. This guy's wearing a chalk strap on his ear. No, that's a... So he doesn't touch his ear like a dog?
17:12That's his wrestling helmet, but he just put it on one ear. Jesus fucking Christ this kid. I saw this guy. Little Nicole Yokech. Did I like this? I might have liked this because I felt bad. Did I like it? No. I hope you did. I hope I did. Like iron, champagne, iron. What does he say? What does he say? Oh, he couldn't fix his other ear. Oh, shit. Oh, she's whispering in the background. That's what I'm saying. Like this is parents like you're putting your fucking kid out there. Yeah, they're trying to get rich off of his special needs. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And here's what happens instead. Instead of an adult who's supposed to be more responsible than that, makes fun of your child. Yeah, that kid right there.
18:12With the town of 30 years of comedy experience. That's what you've subjected your son to, lady. That's when our eggs were fresh. That one. Oh, yeah. That's a fresh egg. Absolutely. That's a nice hot... Goddamn, dude. 20-28 year old egg. Now do you accept Jesus, Christine? With this guy? Yeah. Oh, she'll accept Jesus for this guy. Oh, that must suck to have him be your older brother. It sucks so bad. It sucks for him too. Every time he goes, every time he has a girl, she's like, I want to fuck you so bad he goes. Let's go back to your house and he goes. Shit. How do you feel about ghouls and goblins? Because my house is littered with them. How do you feel about human ferrets? Did smells bother you? Did you feel about a bunch of children that look like Nazi experiments? I think I could make a rat boy.
19:13I think it's possible for me to make a rat boy. I don't think that must... That's not it. I think he's just singing to this guy. I don't know. I think that's just what he wants to look like. Oh, maybe. Yeah. What do we find out? What do we find out? That's him or actually? There's so much of a difference. These parents are monsters. By the way, the wild adventures of the war-teleases are just their strange kids yelling religious stuff for you. These kids are going to grow up and try to get laws passed to prevent this type of thing. I think it's just general. us making No, to stop like parent. I mean there's no like child labor laws for any of this. It's like hot It's what with a hairlet, but I do it now because they don't have a long life span. No, that kid's not long for this world No way
20:13God's gonna take that kid That's why it's memorizing so you can go up there and fucking hit him with all the big hits Hey, God and iron Zang St. Peter's like you still got to go over to that part of heaven, dude The Siples of Jesus homeschoolers of course altism family everyone's got it everybody's got it while when yourself diagnosed What do you think happened everyone now everyone did vaccines? At Amika insurance we know you'll always find ways to look out for the people you love And with Amika life insurance will help build a plan to make sure you always can We're here to help protect the life you've built Amika Empathy is our best policy Visit amika.com and get a quote today Whether it's slots or live dealers spinquest.com has the fun and action you're looking for with spin quest exclusives
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22:19Stupid. Oh, yeah, well, I just can't mostly stall Asians. No, it's it's usually white couples. Oh, yeah an old white bitch You'll fucking wear a mask Yeah, like a lot of couples in New York, too, they're like it would be the same little mask on and it's like I'm not looking to get sick man, but I really feel like the more you fucking If you walk around in a mask, I mean, you're asking to get sick. Yeah, so much more often I think because like as soon as you're not wearing it like you're so prone. Yeah, you're your immune system You need you need to suck in some sickness. That's why when I'm waiting for my always when I'm waiting for my bag to come out from the airport I go look at toilet seat Airport toilet seat it's like penicillin. It's called hobo penicillin I actually just put my tongue on the escalator railing and I but from the top and I let it go one full-round Absolutely, and then you get a nice top layer. Yeah, and then I swallow and that top layer is probably gonna protect you from the bad Cove. Yeah, it's gonna protect you from worldwide Jacob, you're gonna die from the common cold because you protect yourself too much. You see
23:21Bubble boy Not me and Bobby. I can't get AIDS. I have AIDS on me already. I'm pretty sure I created AIDS Yeah, I got a little bit of AIDS So that my body reacts to the AIDS so that now it doesn't get AIDS I created for through crabs herpes and genital warts. I created AIDS, but I am immune to AIDS because of those three things that I had So now Bobby 23 for Even though Jacob's like a total germaphobe and all that like you're still just covered in way more germs and the average person just from being here in the city Yeah Crawling with them you know as a million bug you know as a million bugs in your eyes and eyebrows. Yeah Fucking sucks on it Look, I still think I'm sick less than all of you. No, I've been sick at all I'm and we travel I'm not sick either. I lick the escalator railing. I do the toilet seat Yeah, I'm thinking about flipping out flipping around. I just think of the flipping around too
24:22A lot of the non-sickness a lot of people look at you. Where were you going and lick a toilet? You got a clutch first you're gonna close the door Jay. Oh, yeah, you can't just well those stalls are small My little tussiest to stick out so I can bend over to lick I'm not getting all my knees in a fucking public bathroom. Yeah, yeah I've saved you all from sickness You think so how I think the Lord did Christine. You give me Galatians 6-7 please There you go Oh boy Now do you think it's harder to take that message in when it's coming through devil teeth Cuz I don't understand the words are of peace and mercy, but I mean uh the devil. Oh god. Is that his father? I was that who I have to fight. Oh, that's who gave it to him. Mostly you can tell either Jewish No, not give that to us. No, that's we return from Tennessee just in time to cook up Russia shun a dinner and blow the shaffar Come on now. Yeah, there you go Jay
25:24Then you're people No, they're not it's a prophetic whisper pointing us to Jesus's return. They are not okay the show far We'll ask you a heartbeat of heaven wake this. Oh, I see this right. It's trying to draw all the Jews out so we can kill them They think the show far will make us all run to the show bar and then you can just do a mass killing nice Did you hear about the mass killing Uh, in Austin Yeah, kill Tony They tried to but they didn't get him Did he get the guy? No, they get Tony. I know Wrong bar. Yeah guy hopped out of a car and just started shooting Is that what it was hopped out of the car shooting through the window then went in and started shooting people And they said it might be terrorism. I've never heard that for a man shooting. Yeah. Well, I mean what are you gonna do? I mean, they might be saying that but we did domestic terrorism. We are at war I mean, I know the Rogan What if Yeah, you're right. Did that in the wrong place actually the other ones killed them. They heard the gun
26:26Yeah, they took him out Yeah, they repelled from the roof. They out there's the ones the the Rogan roof guys for for a 20 for a 20 minute window the The mother ship itself was unsafe They had to go over and deal with something else. Yeah, I got out of a car I believe and just started shooting with a with a gun and then went in outside the beer garden Yeah, probably worth it. So University of Texas students Oh More than a dozen others injured damn. Yeah, 21. Was he 21 died? No, no No, this is three dead and 14 injured and one of the three is a shooter. It's not that bad. That's not bad More I thought I thought oh Then okay, sorry. I'm sorry about the story up. I thought it was a thing. Well does defeat the purpose about Okay, I guess we'll talk about it then If you're you know, you can carry a gun people don't do that shit because nobody had a gun You know, everybody's supposed to have a gun in Texas. Not that part. They knew to go to fucking Nancy, Texas
27:30They did go to the old sissy part of town. Yeah There's like Broadway and Nashville do its amateur hour You're going there to go to Jason Albeen's rock and roll and cowboy all night bar Yeah This is a jelly roll bar now too, right? Then you get his own bar. I think they've actually got to give you a bar He should not get a bar. She get a donut shop called the jelly roll I don't mind that but also probably shouldn't do a bar because he's like He's like sober. How about a bar donut shop? Was that literally on six tree where we all always go? Yeah, this is the place man This is jelly rolls. Yeah, that's just so sad that some of the famous person that had that bar who they're famed windaled That's now his bar. I think it's true. I think I just do that. He's flipping around Slip it around somebody that's gonna be kid rocks bar. What's the fitness face die? Alan Jackson Now that's what I call fuck your mom and get out of my country bar. Yeah You gotta do the Garth Brooks get the fuck over the border
28:33This ain't my daddy's America Yeah, they died, but we uh Yes, we went to war With who confused? No, we're war right now with what? With uh, we were with Kevin Brennan the dabbleverse the dabbleverse. Yeah, the dabbleverse I don't want to be a war with dabbleverse. We went to war. They went to war the dabbleverse Went to war and we went to a war with Iran and and Lewis went to war with some guy On Facebook about story wars. There was a lot of war this weekend. Yeah, yeah Bobby had to explain the dabbleverse to me. Yeah, the dabbleverse is going out at this fighting I don't understand the dabbleverse. It's out of my and by the way I'm not right. I don't want the smoke of the dabbleverse. It's a multi-front war Apparently even DJ Lu almost got a little shrapnel when I heard today really end up saying he was nice What happened? You almost got you got caught in the dabbleverse? Well, he didn't say his name But he was talking about he was talking about uh How he used to bitch out
29:34Kevin was someone being used to bitch out Corielli all the time when he would come on Pete and Brewer and he said he would bitch out uh, Pete and and Pete Corielli was like a A pussy about it and took it and then eventually he said the producer over there He said it because he goes he goes he works over there with big J now He was the producer was like can you take it easy on On Pete a little bit as I was to probably keep going to Pete so hard And but then he goes and that guy's a nice guy. Oh, thank God. He didn't catch too much. Thank God Hey extra Kevin Brennan texted me uh for your number Jay about six months ago. I didn't give it to him You're gonna get you're gonna get back you're gonna get sucked in the dabbleverse to relax. Oh You should you should you to call me. Oh, I said give it to him You should have it. Yes, he has it but the same number since That's a guy who has had a lot of phones broken Yeah, but I was like literally I've had the same phone numbers since I was 18 I guess they did a 19 19 I guess danger field uh had uh
30:37Stuttering John who's in the dabbleverse headlining so I found out we've just know I've done a little research We did a little bit on skanks on a pre-record episode It's called the dabbleverse. Yeah, because of stuttering John right And I think later because they say he dabbles in comedy. Yeah, I think it's the ultimate thing and then uh surely No, but it wasn't sure it was apparently Chrissy mayor Individually another comic um Chrissy mayor had said Um, she called it the dabbleverse like the and then river all revolving around making fun of stuttering John But now it's grown into a thing where he sold out danger fields Rodney's now But it was all people that went to see him bomb. Oh, well they organized it that way. Yeah, yeah Yeah, the organizers like come watch him eat shit. So Kumiya flew up. Kumiya flew up. Uh Brennan was there Geno was on the show hi pajaric from the stern show. Yeah, Geno. Geno and his wife were on the show. They were on the show
31:38Geno and Brennan go at it Do they yeah, I can see that. Oh, yeah, well if you go to I think Brennan Yeah, he came up and Had video of Geno and Geno was fucking with him because he was trying to fuck with Geno Geno was fucking back with him okay And then everyone's everyone's in their mid-50 so then they had they had Anthony Kumiya actually Brennan might be in his 60s They had he's in his 60s. They had a Kumiya bring up John stuttering John in a fucking crazy way John went up and just read Kumiya's report Slow down, slow down the story talk as you were saying there's this video that stuff too. Yeah He went up there and just read which is pretty kind of funny It says on the back of the paper it says pockumentary Part one making fun of Kumiya's face. It's kind of funny Fuckumentary maybe like I saw that on the paper But then he just started reading like the his police reports of his domestic shit domestic violence With Yeah, Vinnie's daughter This was the clip of him getting mad. It was outside of Rodney. No, what happened so before the show
32:43Kumi was out getting a little accolades because you know Kumi is still famous did happen before the show The thing with Kumiya happened before the show did it. Yeah, but he was outside He was talking to somebody signing something and you know, he was he was buzzing feeling good getting accolades and He so this guy walks up to Kumiya with the camera in his face Kumiya had no idea because when you get an accolage, you don't know who's who and he immediately brings up the girl's name some girls name. I don't need proper name. I think he just starts going He just starts calling him like a pedophile and a creep. No, no, he brought up a screen name of a transgendered transgendered porn star, okay, who apparently I know I know I've had him on podcast. Who? Her name is they said I forget her name. She had her barely Jay and Jay McBride on my podcast a long time ago It was like all trans girls. She came in very freak I know very weird. She came in and had a Russian accent. Uh-huh, and
33:48I didn't know her never talked to her She came in to be on the show, but did a Russian accent the whole time on the show and said she was from Russia But she's not she's just a regular American. Did you say that when the show was over? Least or she she left that night letting you believe she left letting us believe she's Russian I believe who knew that fucking that porn stars like an Ali G Yeah, dude who's so fucking wearing her commitment to the character is fantastic. And uh, yeah, that's her right there Yeah, she's a nice kid. What's your name and uh Sue Lightning I believe it's who lightning is her screen name. So apparently There's something on reddit and I did a little research that maybe Kumia might have hooked up with her or something But this guy opens up with her name. Okay. Kumia. Fuck this trans person. I don't know the details. Uh, this is just Rumors on reddit, which you know bullshit. Why are they what are they born out of? I don't know. Maybe I don't know I don't know what they're born out of but where a room is born out of I don't know facts
34:51I mean, it might have been runoff from hanging with Jim Norton for many years I mean he could he could have the old conversation like Jim show me the ropes Yeah, I mean look what a big fat thick ropes have come that get on your back from guys Look what happened to Derosa. I mean, that's a runoff from hanging out with Jim and you're making it okay You're right. I was this close to Bailey Jay Her cock-blocking husband ruined everything man you and all your friends can't wait to fuck chicks with this Maybe I'm just a different generation. Yeah, it's it's what one generation away Jay One generation away from fucking chicks with this It was cool in the late 90s. It really missed me somehow It really it really surpassed me the one-of-fuck-a-guy with tits It's like it skips a generation Yeah, it's all over you. Oh, you're right. It might also have people that partake Everybody loves you. You know you lucky bastard. Yeah, look at me lugging out not loving cock Hey silly bastard. I guess I was born in the right time
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36:54You can see him kind of like oh shit Whatever you get a little taste of him talking about not fucking her Was that him not fucking right three videos on it. So I want to know which one you have any videos of him fucking her I'll look Oh, that's Carl from who are these podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, like all those guys are in on it They fuck with each other and that's like the they all get viewers and money off for YouTube by Trashing each other part of me likes to think that they're all when I saw Chad zoom off down in Tampa last time I was down there part of me and mom was like come on man. It's you guys like no Do you and Gino fucking hate each other and everyone hate like wants to sabotage house each other careers like come on. I think come on. I don't really mean this. I think it's wrestling. I think it's heel It may heal. Well, it must be because how is kumia allowed to introduce if see if starting Johnny all these guys hate each other How are they doing the show like like Gino's on the show? They bought tickets. They bought tickets and he Everybody in the crowd loved kumia and hated John So they were chanting his name to go up and introduce him. So he did
37:56Right, but I'm almost saying they're just no like They wouldn't just let that happen at the seller is my point. Oh, no, but they wouldn't run Rodney's yeah I guess I haven't been since it's changed. Yeah, I mean, they don't they don't actually I did We did a watchman called we did story wars there once. Yeah, I think it's oh, it's a great beautiful club now. I look it looks great but So apparently this happened and then they went then they went in he went in after that and then they started the show And then there's a bunch of stuff that happened with Kevin Brennan Kevin Brennan's actually in this shot Uh, oh, yeah, he's watching and by the way, I think Kevin Brennan might possibly shake the guy's hand afterwards because the guy Because what I saw was there's some aftermath is the guy who filmed Anthony kumia and Anthony kumia for I mean If you know this show, you'd have to assume you know, fuck Anthony kumia is open Anthony show um Which McCall when he gets to know it with this guy afterwards the guy starts doing like a He really popped his lid there, huh? I guess I don't know what the problem was all I did was say that he's a pedophile and start pointing out a Hardcore things that he's done wrong with chance people
38:59Yeah, and then said it and then accused him of fucking a trans person like I don't know what he snapped over It's crazy and he's like well, it's good to see you guys And I think he starts to shake his hands with people outside that like I think Kevin Brennan maybe but I don't know if I That'll know for sure he tries to shake his hand for sure. I don't know if anybody shakes his hand. Yeah, this guy was Immediately trying to pop him off his own shit. Yeah, he's trying to get his own clicks. Yeah So sad man. Yeah, I mean in that you know who follows it a lot who's a fan of me the dabble verse beside you Dr. Steve. Oh, yeah, but they have like dabble verse conventions, I think where they go. Yeah, where they go up. Yeah, Vegas. They go to like Vegas Yeah, I'm confused, but then they did one hang on then they did one up in like upstate New York But I was like but apparently it was like a bad like when they got there was like a shi motel That like was attached to like a little performance. I was like everyone's got there was kind of like it's actually sucks Yeah, they do roast and shit like that, but they all here's a thing But they do have their own little like a thing carved out and I gotta say like if you know the people and Decide to know who the people are like it's definitely a fun background. It's not not entertaining
40:04Yeah, I tell you what I mean there was this week on head between the war and I ran or the dabble verse and the dabble verse one That'd be and Lewis fighting people on the internet was right there in the mix. I didn't see that. Oh god He's he was he was going he goes at it. We do about what he's book. He he known on Twitter Twitter. He was going because of the story wars episode that I was on With that guy People were giving him shit because he He was bitching about bitching to him about the game like how see? Hey, man, if you don't take the game series the the game doesn't work Yeah, you have to take the game and people like do fuck off It's just a podcast just a game and he was like no dude and they were attacking. Well, here's the thing It's a damn if you do damn if you don't and Lewis probably jumps in too much sometimes knows things to even go It's the same thing I felt I told you when I was doing the live streams The one I was like I'll play fortnight to start this one off And then some people are like yes, dude fucking video games and Jay this is the best thing And then some people are like dude do the body cams this sucks
41:06You're never gonna play so you're not gonna please everybody so things if you run to try or you can get in those like Twitter things the idea that is like right there because Lewis is right on both ends I've said we mean Lewis. I'm not argued But I mean we've definitely debated I go buddy. This isn't that bigger fucking deal Some of this thing he goes now some people take the game really seriously and then I see things like this weekend a guy was like He was like Jay goes you're going for the dynasty three in a row, huh? And then some guy next to him was like dude. I didn't watch the new one yet man spoiler alert man. I was like Well the whole thing about the put the my mind. It's a comedy podcast It's a comedy podcast, but the thing that story wars the why I think it's probably the funnest show to do is because It takes a hold of you You want to win that thing inside you that's competitive you want to win and when I see you over when I was playing And I saw you over there and had a chance to win and steal it away from you Your third or fourth victory. Yeah, and I got to be a three-time storyward champion. Uh I wanted it more than anything in my life
42:06Yeah, and uh and you you you got me dude you got me a couple times and I was legitimately mad at your lies You lied to my face three times. It's game. Yeah. Yeah, not a game. Oh Anthony denies This is funny. This is from as I was googling. This is from eight years ago Yeah, this has been following him for a while. This is when I met her I had her on my podcast With uh with Bailey and them. I had like a transgender, you know podcast and I think they met her They kind of she was in that that world of us. That's what I say when people ask me if people aren't familiar to go They go what is uh, you know what dude? It's transgender podcast I mean, I'm the first comic to have trans The leading transgender podcast in podcasting. It really is. Here we go. Oh, that's her. Yeah That's that's Bailey J's husband Matt who I'm very close with a great guy Cock blocker, but great guy I mean Bailey J's I mean she look at her tits. She's amazing
43:07So the one on the left is uh Sue Lightning. That's the girl Who the guy breaks up, but you can hear everyone in this room has a cock look how Everybody but some bigger than others I know Let's go. Let's go but stills got the finest fatdest ass though. It's funny. I forgot column was on that who's a little dabble or Who's on the edge? Oh, yeah, he's a trans dabble first Go to the beginning when I introduce her though her accent is so I was so fucking free. Look a little fat Bob Was that my fifth fat? Look at look at how fat I was That's deep who You really at too hard of a commitment to no facial hair Yeah, I know who would have saved you who would have made you feel better a couple of those years You know, but I I didn't like it because it made me look real Mexican You know, well with the thin You ever see that photo? I look like an evil cattle rancher in Mexico Do you have a frame picture of Nick the Paula behind you? Uh, no. No, that's uh Bill Murray
44:11Somebody a fan gave that to me now that all that whole studio is made up from blankets by the way That's that's known as apartment and trans and trans and cocks The go look it wow. No, this boy. Let's hear what kumiya says about I let me just see if I go I want to just hear accent real quick. It's right here. I just don't get you to make a train That's what the boy Bob, I can tell you she says if you could change She could change And then he says that everybody could change also And she she's definitely not fully changed, but she's If I could change you could change here's doctors is more Bobby's getting his dick turned to a pussy It's so sad to me that I don't have the biggest dick in that room Well, you are the prettiest girl. Thank you Um I have to do the that's not true. The one that Anthony fuck maybe the prettiest one. No
45:14Pretty no, yeah, no, you barely jays the hottest. She's more natural. Billy. J's does a whole thing Billy J's got like droopy tits those are fucking great. That guy on the left's a hotter chick. No way the guy I mean the Bailey on the right is the hottest chicken. There's only one Bailey in the room Looking you get nervous when you think about her. I do Oh god palms are sweating. You're so hot for fucking chickcock Let me see your penis. Chris. Please see what in his penis. I mean, Bailey J's penis is I would say The P word. I don't like it. Why? You don't like it. I don't like it. I'll tell you why Size king. It's not big enough for you. It's not big enough. It's too big. It's not too big, but you haven't seen big dick She mails on reddit. Yeah, yeah, you're right. It's not that's when she showed it in the studio I remember thinking this isn't big enough for Jay. Bailey J didn't show it in the studio. Yeah, she did Bailey J was here in the studio. Yeah, you're trans straight Jacob. You're talking about me. It is about me It's about didn't show it and she has a whopper. She has a whopper So fat. Okay, 18 minutes in. She talks. How are you?
46:23It's a fake gadget Fuck this guy This guy's an asshole I really was a queen chaser Which is the girl that came in here and you sketched her would burt. That's a row. That's a row It's a it's offensive to me and that was a little yeah, that one wasn't nowhere big That's a little teeny pecker. Yeah, I would say that pecker was so small. I may have fucked her I would have sucked it while you fucked her Probably like so, but if I'm gonna go full blown fucking gay trans food I'm gonna get blasted in a smithereen. It's by a big fat barrel I want to fucking two hands fucking why talk shit. Don't get it. Don't get that little bird out of here But you gotta get it hard to something up with it hard. No, there's something up with a small dude Look at little bird look at no click it hard But anyway, if you're that fan in your dick is that small you don't even have like a fat excuse. You should become a woman Well, I guess deep who didn't like it when it was uh when it was a hard pecker was something weird. He said there you go
47:28Oh, yeah, that's what I think it's zoom in please proceed. Can somebody put Jacob's face on that? That's what I think Jacob's penis would look like. I think it's what my penis looks like no Yeah, really let me see it. I think it's what my penis looks like. I think it's probably pretty Close to what my penis looks like A bear naked she a bear naked thin she-mail I have the dick of a bear naked thin she-mail. Yeah, I'm telling you She might have fixed. I have a I have a dick very similar So apparently he brought up this Anthony you could see him. I don't know if you can notice, but he does a little there's a little like fuck you Hang on Bobby. I'm getting a little bummed out here Thinking that I have the penis size of someone who takes hormones so their penis gets smaller The penis I'm someone who aggressively takes medications to stop their penis from growing it all goes into your penis and not into your balls All right, is that look at that big wanker. She's tugging on now. That's a Wang
48:30To be hilarious if you start own a sticker on this Anthony's apartment So yeah, so the guy brought her up and then Then uh, yeah, the guy outside the comedy club Rodney's goes who's Sue Lightning and then pedophile pedophile Anthony goes, you know, it's like oh, it's a transgender woman You got one of it and then uh, he starts saying your pedophile piece of shit I don't know this club was letting pieces of shit or whatever and then Kumi just keeps asking who are you and then when he calls him a scumbag Kumi are like Ticks his glasses I guess and throws him down. Well, I think he thought he had met a glasses on I think he he learned that in some type of nerd karate school What you want to do you take the glasses off the face and throw them as odd as you can on the ground Say what you will guy didn't do shit back though. He couldn't see Someone tell me what should I do So funny though Anthony when he threw them down with such rage. Yeah, he walked and he almost falls over
49:35Oh, yeah, he's angry and then it's it's such a weird camera shot on him because like the guys got are gonna Chess as like Kumi is like when he's a point stone is like fucking cunt Um, it's pure rage. I take dub for Kumi though If that was before the show particularly even yeah, when I said he had a full win there Yeah, but he should if you're gonna grab something grab the camera and that would better than Lewis's fight Well, then they the the cops came into the show the reason why this I knew this happened before The cops came into the show and took Kumi out of rodneys and took him out on the street and question him Yeah, because this guy called the cops. Yeah had video of the assault in question. Yeah, if that's uh if that's an assault And then Kumi was you could hear Kumi telling him he called me a pedophile Yeah, and a pedophile. Yeah, I mean he kept saying pedophile that's slander That's slander when you say pedophile And the cops are just like why are we here? We have more shit to worry about. Oh, there's Brennan right there I know the joke of like like I don't understand like where those accusations came from yeah with him
50:40Like if it was just like internet rumors or some situation or anything that like yeah By the way Like Kevin comes over like Ebenezer's screwed with a fucking gown a gatorade with him Yeah, he should have really going. You should have in the original constitution And Amika insurance we know it's not just about where you're going But who you go with That's why we work even harder to protect what matters most And as a mutual insurance company We're built for our customers and prioritize your needs Amika Empathy is our best policy Visit amika.com and get a quote today I'm here with spin quest where you can play and win from the comfort of your own home with hundreds of slot games and all of the table games You love with real cash prizes right now 30 dollar coin packs are on sale for $10 for new users
51:44It's all at spinquest.com. That's SPI and hue us t.com spin quest is a free to please social casino void where prohibited visit spin quest.com for more details It's so funny to be around these guys for so long and then to see them and they're just we're getting old Well, that's what it is. It's something to see and getting all excited I was around compliment Kevin first came back from LA Because he wasn't here for a couple years when I was up here. Yeah And then he came back and he started being again new york again like he was still I would say like uh Like you know, well, you're younger. Of course, then he was like still like a handsome dude. I guess hair hair comb back kill every night. I used to killed Um, but there you go. So it's still fucking hilarious. So I said all these these uh This is fun. This is funny. I didn't know I was just watching Anthony the guy that he was signing something for is Kevin I yes, I didn't know that so apparently he goes to shake Kevin's hand and Kevin's like fuck you
52:47Doesn't shake his hand. Yeah, so play this play this. Yeah All right, can you stop it right there if you go back and If you go back if we're you know those people that can look at people's facial expressions and be like Oh, this just happened. Oh, yeah Go back one second and just play without sound and look at it when he says transgender woman He you could see oh fuck. Yeah, I mean a thing well see your heart starts pumping. Yeah, could you like fuck? I'm in a thing. I mean the same thing would happen to me if someone said that to me. Yeah You get exposed. Yeah, who's winning is I don't know. She's ugly. I guess who's who Sarah Bigdick A transgender why Who's Cassandra baby arm That's Jay's trans girlfriend Yeah, who's big ball Bobby
53:51All right, go back, go back, go back. I never saw you know, but it was there too I didn't the whole dabble versus around him. No, the whole thing is around Well, it was a dumb move for this guy to make this kind of move right here I mean balls out to a thing like you're a piece of shit. I'm like Like I wonder what his personal thing was it means just trying to get clicks obviously But even that like again to play victim after anything like that when you if you do that It seems like you're an idiot if you think you're not gonna get cracked in the fucking head and I think the cops I think that's what you want the cut of course I think the cops should also go I think the cops should watch this guy But this guy came to get getting ahead and he got hit in the head Yeah, and I think the cops should walk away from that. I think that the invention of the video on a phone Has made all these fucking nerd losers That used to just get a beating back in the 90s. Well, I don't even got a beating I think they wouldn't have done that. Yeah, they wouldn't have done it at all And now they do it because they know they have video evidence and they can fucking sue somebody or get get him arrested You know, yeah, I can say whatever I want things like you can't say whatever you want But there's there's consequences for it sometimes. Yeah, but you got to take the phone listen
54:53I might be my soul taken tonight from being in front of that kid with the fucking possum teeth No, what if we both it's not right that I did that will we both wake up with the same faces him tomorrow Like freaky Friday. That's what happens to you. He gets your face, but you get his and you have to go find him I need my faith back. I have to remember. I have to reverse the spell. I've got a gig this weekend. I gotta do skankfest Mass you seven twelve Hey Look at this by the way the fans the fans of the world though I mean, you are definitely like skank festi looking people for sure, so but I'm not throwing stones It is just fine when you turn it as the guy goes won't you fuck off scumbag. It's exactly who you thought I was gonna be standing there. I don't even know who that is
55:54But it's just like if you were like hey draw who's gonna stick up for kumi at first You just dropped me over and over Hey fucking scumbag Well, it's oh you definitely open the other fans because they're all older. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah Well, this guy is this is Stevie Lou. He used to be skanks guys. He's wearing a I think he's wearing the Lewis is a pedophile shirt That's ironic Oh, it's hilarious. Look at Kevin in the background though. He's so happy. It just happened. He's got his fucking evidence of scrooge glasses on His end of his nose All right slow down I thought he just took his glasses and threw him. He did he didn't I mean, I mean, he may have caught him on the lip My point is also because he ain't baby. Yeah, I mean, what a fucking weeness. Yeah, cuz I'll tell you what if it was a situation He thought he could have like easily won a fight. He would have fought too His thing was not to fight because he's like well, I'm not gonna win this. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like this guy
56:56The guy. Yeah, I got a bloody lip. Yeah, well this guy this guy does this though. I've seen other videos of this guy And he this is his thing. Yeah, he gets people to flip out punch him and do something Yeah, he just wants to make people erupt And he got he got cool me a cool me. He was having a blast. I could erupt on something like this though. Yeah, I know you can for sure Yeah, you hit me and Christine. That's right. Yeah, and you guys refuse to straighten out. All right, whatever dude. Sorry Paul does Wait, wait, you started over I started over. Yeah, fuck it. Cool. Yeah, there's other there's other footage of Kumi. I have this here. This is him getting removed. This is him talking to the cops. Yeah, that's him going to go to the remove It's so funny to see and Kumi getting pulled out by the cops again. It's so fine Kumi doesn't give a fuck They're plotting See I They're taking him out. Well, well, Geno's wife's getting off stage. Yeah
58:00That's Julie. Uh, no, Julie. I don't know if Julie was there. I don't think he was there. I didn't hear about Julie being there Bob Levy was there though. Yeah, Bob Levy was there. Gina, but she's all the dabble versus people. Yeah, Jacob. Bob Levy familiar with the Reverend Bob Levy. I'm learning Yeah, well, I guess him and him and uh Kevin don't get along I think it depends on the week, but it's been a while. Yeah, it's been a minute. They've done shows together a bunch. Yeah, they did a show together for a minute So, um, yeah, though, I mean That's him being his quarterback. Here's him talking to the police. It's him talking to the police. It's another person filming. Yeah accusations Better you better feel you know, by the way, there's no stance Poor Anthony. There's no stance to stand to make it seem like you're being casual about this like what's the big deal It's like the hands on the shoulders or the hands on the hips don't look right like I don't know something about pedophilia It's also funny because it's got to be like he's explaining the cops who have no idea, but it's like these are things like
59:00Like he's making a face like there's no Yeah, rationale behind anything. It's like Anthony Kumi's never going like I mean his girlfriend was like way younger than it It was just why they would say that so like something about pedophilia and like I don't know like I think they said racism Like he's like he's probably goes I don't know they were yelling like Race that sounds weird to me though, but I guess they were doing racism. I don't know I didn't know they were talking about me at first. He said accusations, which is plural But he only brought up singular he didn't bring up the trans You know, is that he didn't go trans girl? Yeah, I never get in my ass because uh look truth be told I may have chugged this chick's balls a couple years back But they were going on me the dick wasn't that big so I don't consider it a little tiny penis though So I don't really count it doesn't keep me up at night Little tiny beater What do you do with a trans with that little wiener? Do you uh You suck it real quick. Is that you don't you just suck it real quick, but I'm saying but do you do just do you just fuck her butt
1:00:02No, you just take your dick and you put it under her dick and you go that's a dick you put her Oh, yeah, first, top of your dick. Absolutely. I will absolutely shame her dick with my dick You're gonna look at this little girl dick look at this big man dick right here slightly thicker maybe not even longer Yeah I'm in hard Oh, we got to take a break there a little bird is the reason I don't take pictures of my bird She's labeled a whole career out of it. I think my I wouldn't be confident showing my dick if I was trans I Still be like I'm a pretty girl. Don't look at my little dick. It sucks Did we guys asking for their money back? I guess I think that's what I say about trying I'm with you Bobby Kelly's gonna be at the verb and where is that summerville, New Jersey March 19th and then the comics Roadhouse in Connecticut
1:01:05April 17th and 18th after that. He's gonna be an uncle Vinnie's in New Jersey Cleveland, Ohio, New Orleans For tickets and all other tour we do in New Orleans I'm doing a little run of like a couple clubs down there like a raw a theater two theaters Okay, okay, there's no comedy club. Yeah, I'm doing some theaters down there. I wanted to go to New Orleans I was a skanks last year. I had such a blast or is no comedy so I talked to my boy over there and He hooked it up. We're gonna have a good time The venue that it's listed and you only have one up right now howl and wolf. I really like that place Yeah, that's a fun spot. Yeah, I'm excited to go down there. I haven't been this since uh skankfest Before that it was with nicked Apollo and it's white only so that's weird Well, no, we changed that. We had to change that. It's the last place. It's white only this white only And trans you can have trans and we can have some um blacks all trans welcome as long as you're big dicks there Actually, I want little dicks. Oh and little dick ones for Bobby Check out his YouTube Robert Kelly comedy in every Tuesday night You can see him live at the fat black pussycat lunch at the comedy store sit
1:02:05Ah, yeah, baby. Uh, make sure you show up god damn it big J. Ocasin will be a cobs comedy club in San Francisco this weekend Uh, the sixth and the seventh after after he's gonna be at the comedy zone in Jacksonville March 13th and the 14th after that He'll be in Madison Phoenix, Tempe St. Louis He's touring every weekend people make sure you go check him out bigj comedy dot com YouTube dot com slash at big J. Ocasin for everything else. Uh, we'll be right back. It's the bonfire So bring you a little your little tranny dicks back bring your toses bring your toses and your dinkies At Amika insurance, we know it's not just what's inside your home that matters It's who you share it with That's why we work even harder to protect it and as a mutual insurance company We're built for our customers. We prioritize your needs and are here for you when you need us Amika Empathy is our best policy
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