Ask the CLO - 3.9.26

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3:00They laughing at you cause you sitting there listening to him laugh. Separate yourself from all of them so car-free as you had. Cause everybody laughing at you ain't a friend. Just separate yourself from him. Get out of that circle. And just gas, girl. Just gas. That's all I can tell you. Just don't just gas. So, just ignore him and move on. Okay, Mitt Marie. G-A-L. G-A-F. Don't give up. Ha ha ha. Move it on. Move it on. I was like, what does that mean? Okay. I'm scared. Yeah, we got it now. Marie and Philly writes, my relationship is to the point where we ought to be discussing marriage. He told me I was his wife after we dated for only four months. And here we are going into our third year. Is it cool to ask him what's going on or should I continue to be patient? I don't understand, ladies. You're involved in your life and you don't know where your life is going.

4:02And you have to be patient for him to tell you where your life is going. You know, for y'all to be such a group that's in suddenly in power with yourself, y'all show no act like it sometimes. I think it's crazy. And let me tell you something about me and any man will tell you, it's think it's crazy for them to not know what they fit in the dude. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. And what's even crazier is like you say, their women are afraid to ask. They're afraid. She's afraid. But if a man is getting everything he wants and needs, why he got to go to the next level. Huh. Yeah. Y'all see what you get them whenever he won't. Uh-huh. Y'all going on trips, y'all buying stuff. What is the incentive? So what? Yeah. All right. All right. Hope you, hope you got that re moving on to Leonard and Trenton.

5:06Leonard writes for our anniversary, my wife and I planned to go to Vegas. My son popped into town with our grandson. So my wife said she wasn't going. I love my son and grandson, but I went to Vegas. My wife is acting funny even after she said I could go without her. Why would she say that and then be mad at me? Because she lied. If she lied, though, y'all do. That was a test. You ain't aversary. Uh-huh. Yeah. Miss miserably. You ain't aversary. See, first of all, I don't know what kind of relationship you and your boy guy, but I pulled him to the side and said, yo, man, hey, what's going on? This is how the verse will be going to be. Nah, you ain't a bit, nah, you and the baby go somewhere else. Just go somewhere else. Yeah. Until we come back. You're grandson. And that is what I want you to do. And that is just a random baby. Wait till we leave. Y'all come on to here. You enjoy the house. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Free edge of stock.

6:06Watch TV. Do whatever you want. Yeah. He went to Vegas and was kicked. Yes, without her. Well, you would not then did it to me. He did. Yeah. That was his spring break. Come on. He was even better without her there. I'm telling you. Yeah. Yeah. How do you know that? Uh-huh. Oh, here you have to clear nothing. Oh, here. Enjoy themselves. Thank you. But you mean you want to go eat? I'm sure you guys. But what was he doing by himself, though? Everything. Yeah. She meant the bar talking to hookah. Yeah. OK. Yeah. All right. She meant the bar talking to hookah. So lesson learned for the wife. What next time? He needed backlash. Yeah. Oh, he just key key. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Football coach. I'm a guy.

7:07For the gala with money. He doesn't have something. They can't even check on. Yeah. They're the rock. Not the raiders. Not the Vegas race. Oh, no. No, they're here because anybody going up there to check. Yeah. Yeah. So she's acting funny. Uh-huh. OK. Yeah. All right. Moving on. This is from Vernon in Atlanta. Vernon writes, I was invited to join my ex and two of her friends for lunch when they were in town. I went and we had a great time. When the bill came, it was over $600. And my ex gave it to me and I paid it. Is that why I was invited? Did I have to pay the entire bill? Yeah. Yeah. You did it, Tom. Yeah. You over there flexing. So you went over. You met with your ex and her two friends because you thought it was going to be some. Yeah. The problem wasn't $600. Wasn't the problem that you found out it wasn't going to be none. Oh.

8:07Why are you mad? Go. Yeah. What's your ex? What's your ex? I was talking to him. And we had a great time. Hey, we had a great thank you. We had a great time. You're a sucker. He's stupid. So to answer his question, is that why I was invited to answer his yes? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. That's all you got. Wasn't it what's the bill? He had a great time. He had a good time. Yeah. He had a great time because you stupid. Hey. Oh, right. Y'all, you couldn't win somewhere with your friend. Down there in Hooter's got you some chicken weight. Wouldn't it cause you know when they're sick, something? Yeah. Okay. Vernon. Is it because his name is Vernon? Because you know they're not making no more Vernon. He's a man. He's a man. He's a man. Vernon. That's like you still see some furnace ginger ale.

9:09Who's still drinking that? I didn't know they made it. There we go. I'm going to call this food here. Who you going to call? Vernon. Why Vernon? Why Vernon? Girl, convert it. Vernon got money. He's going to pay for it. Yeah. Uh-huh. And he still wrote me. He's going to think he's bought some. He's going to come down here and pay for it. And his burners. Ginger ale by the way. No, no. No, no. He said what? Yeah. It's not Vernon's. It's Vernon's. All the time. Look at his fans. Yeah. You would say it. Vernon's all the time. It's Vernon's. Come on. Yeah. It's Vernon's. V-E-R-N-O-R. Ginger ale. No. N-O-R-N-O-R. No. No. No. Vernon's ginger ale. Yeah. Vernon's. Right. Not Vernon's. No. Sure. Yeah. Charlie, he's just good.

10:10Yeah. It's Vernon's. Whatever. He'll be over 60. I know. We got to go. Coming up at the top. And it's him and you. Right up to this. Yeah. You're listening. Very hardy morning show. No one knows what the future holds. But you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, right at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time, customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the App Store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a lot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it. Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge working together to make life easier. Well, Exfinity makes that dream a reality. Devices so insane you think they're telepathic.

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