Ask The CLO - 3.5.26

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2:05It is time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Ready, Steve? Yes, yes. Here we go, Andre in Silver Lake. Things were great with my girlfriend until she said she doesn't want to have premarital sex. I'm 25 and not ready for marriage, so I spend time with my girlfriend and I have sex with someone else. Is there a better solution for my dilemma? I think you nailed it, dog. You got it. I don't see no other way to do this here. Your work here is done. I'm planning to adjust. Hey man, youth be ready for marriage and she ain't giving up knowing two marriage. Respect that. Honor that. Praise her for that. You got a good girl, man. Hang on to that. But now I'm going to tell you what's going to happen though. The one that's over there passing a little something out.

3:07Be good now. Don't you know it's going to be a mind twister. Yeah, that's going to be hard. Too smart of all this, but it's going to be hard. Why are you all there? I don't tell you all that. After this is destined, you know, spiritually speaking, she's correct and, you know, but I can't tell you to do something I wouldn't need to do, so I ain't even going to sit up here in front with you. We all have sex. I can't tell you no rocks. I can't tell you no rocks on this one. So just, yeah, I don't have the girl. But now that's going to be a little piece of advice though. Okay. It sounds serious. The person that you do try to sneak with. Try to make sure that she has, you know, other qualities because you may find what you're looking for in her also.

4:07You know, I don't, I'm in the lab. Let me just say it. I don't think it's going to work out. This route here is going to work out. I don't see it. Why? What's the most important thing? The girl's song to tie you up. That's the most important thing. Why is he all right? I don't know. All right. We're going to move on. Yeah. Hey, well, you're not really good at cheating. Not at 25, you just like you. You don't get faster, huh? All right. Next one. Lauren's locator, right? I'm blessed to have a great job so my wife can stay home job. None of the other wives in our friend group work. So, will I look like a

5:08failure if my wife starts working? I love him. Now, I think that's the subject that you and your wife have to deal with. You know, maybe she's just not cut to be a stay-at-home mom right now. And she wants to pursue her things in the working class too. You got to let her do that, you know. Well, he doesn't want to look like a failure. If she goes to work, then, you know, his voice will be thin. You know, they'll be talking about it. Well, you know, it ain't business. That's right. Let me give you all a suggestion. Keep people out of your marriage. Now, I'm just telling you that right there. Hold that two-handed circle and go on about your business. Keep them other people out of your marriage. This ain't their house. You know, as long as you and your wife on the same page, y'all be on the same page. Trying to do like the Jones is up the streak on her cheek. Yeah, but I love you. I do. Everybody up the street ain't

6:12doing good with that sister. All the wives in his friend group, none of them work. Alright, not a work. I don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe done in two weeks. Alright. I know. I know. And women's history month, too. Wow. Alright. We just find an out about this. No, no, no, no. It happens every year. Alright, moving on to Karen in Southfield. Karen writes, I got a divorce four years ago and we've had two kids together since our divorce. I have no intention of being with him long term. It's just good sex. And that's it. He said he doesn't want me to ever have another man around his children. But why is he making this situation more complicated than it has to be? Why? Why did why did you make it more complicated? You divorced a man and since the divorce, you've had two children by this man.

7:16You don't want the relationship, but it's good sex. It's such good sex. Y'all making kids. Now, he didn't told you he don't want another man around his kids. Why is he making this situation difficult? You did. You gave it to him and you got pregnant. Both of y'all. So deal with it. We don't have no answer for this foolishness. Next journey. This is the last one, Varsha. I'm not even going to twist my brain up trying to figure this one out. Yeah. That's just crazy. Yeah. Alright, C. L. O. This is the last one from Varsha in Omaha. Varsha says, I'm having sex with a guy in the apartment next to me. He lives with his girlfriend. So he has to sneak into my door before he goes home. He said he wants to leave her and be with me. Will he cheat on me like he's cheating on his girlfriend? Right next door. Right next door. Right next door. Right next door. Right next door. Y'all. Y'all been not having no neighbors. I'm a single family home.

8:21Y'all have to move out into a single family dwelling way out like Arizona somewhere. Get you under them. Houses up there by the mountain. Just you can't have no neighbors around him. Nope. And he does what's called convenient cheating. Yeah, oh, because she's so close in proximity. Yeah. Location. Location. Location. Let me go in your door right before he go next door to his house. I can't tell you how dangerous that he is. I can't tell you. This boy, this boy here, he a new kind of magnet. And are they quiet in the apartment? Are they quiet in there? Yeah. Yeah. Can't make a lot of noise. She knows him. Yeah. How did she know? I just know. He can't because he got him. He got to make the same sounds he make over there.

9:22See? But you don't understand. That's how he got over there. That girl next door didn't hurt all that going on and went, oh, what is he in there doing? And then she wanted, she wanted to try it. Now he over there. But he is different now. He over there. He got to be church mouth quiet. What was that? Yeah, they're quiet. See back. What got him over there was. What he doing over there is. All right, Cielo. I think you nailed that one. Coming up at the top of the hour, we will have some interesting news for you right after this. You're listening to the party morning show. This is Chelsea handler from Dear Chelsea. After the big game like most people, I kept thinking about the commercials and there was one that stayed with me. It was from the Blue Square Alliance against hate

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