Ask The CLO - 3.23.26

0:00This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human Then she says, Have you seen a photo of my son? And I'm like, Who is this person? Welcome to the Boys and Girls Podcast. A ranged marriage is basically a reality show And you're auditioning for your soulmate And who's judging? Only your entire family? I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition Hoping to find love the right way And instead, I found chaos, comedy And a lot of courage Listen to Boys and Girls on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon And this is my friend who's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far. But I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End With my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End We'll share with you the magic of international football All leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together we'll find out why of all the unimportant things Football, soccer is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green

1:00On the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts. On the Adventures of Curiosity Co-Podcasts What if the right fit isn't what everyone expects? In the case of the right fit, Ella explores movement, confidence, and belonging And learns that not all strength looks the same. This women's history month story introduces kids To women who change sports by trusting themselves And moving differently. Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Co-Pod every Monday From the Black Effect Podcast Network On the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello Gorgeous, it's Lala Kent Post of Untraditionally Lala. My days of filling up cups at Sir may be over But I'm still loving life in the valley. Life on the other side of the hill is giving grown-up vibes But over here on my podcast Untraditionally Lala I'm still that Lala you either love or I love to hate. It's unruly, it's unafraid. It's untraditionally Lala. Listen to untraditionally Lala on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts

2:01Or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Wormer of Alderama. And this is Freddie Rodriguez. And we're back. Those are megal season two babies. Last time we went deep on our careers. Our lives are art and everything in between. Our big breaks. Our auditions. Then your misses. The epiphanies. The moments to change our lives forever. This season we're deep in in our relationships. Creating collaborations. And the door always stays open for a third amigo to pull up a chair. Listen to those amigos on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts Or wherever you get your podcasts. Right now let's ask the CLEO our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This is from Tiffany in Knoxville. Tiffany writes I had surgery and stayed one night in the hospital. My husband had my sister stay with me because he said he can't stand hospitals. I wonder what he's going to do when we have our first child. As my husband shouldn't he stay with me? Well, yeah.

3:01But he didn't. He can't stay in hospitals. So maybe y'all need to have y'all baby at the house. Say what now? Wait a minute. Based on his last reaction. With the midwife. Yeah, y'all have to get a midwife in here and start bossing hot water. Wow. Wow. So that's it. You can't just, you know, I think he's going to have to overcome this to say, yeah, I worked man. The vows say through sickness and in health. Yeah, he got a girl. She's having his child. Let's then get that hospital bed to the house and let him ride it out in the living room. A lot of people do that. Well, he must have been ill when I said just go here Shirley. He didn't. All right. Next. Next is Lisa in Oakland. I initial rights. I have friends with benefit. I have a friends with benefits relationship with a coworker. He's getting married and his fiance is messing with another man.

4:03As a friend, should I tell him about his fiance? Will he think I'm hating because I'm jealous? What should I do? Lady, you got a lot of nerve telling all her. Are you sleeping with this man knowing he's been to get married? You know, what do y'all get these sudden acts of righteousness from? Integrity. He don't want you. He won't hurt. He just wants you for sex. Are we clear? Okay. Okay. Now, Chris. Okay. Chris, thank you. All right. Moving on to Shiva and Woodbridge. Shiva writes, my husband and I were fooling around in the parking lot because he likes to keep their sex life spontaneous. Our teenage son, that he saw as parked at a spot that his teenage friend took up. Why can't my husband see we're too old for this? Why can't you see you too old for this? So she needs to be the one to say not here anymore, honey. Yes, that's easy to do. Especially after your family.

5:03He can't get it unless you give it to him. We ain't going in this parking lot no more. The baby needs to be seen. Mama, you and Daddy Kyle was up there and it was moving. What were going on in there? Oh, no. Wow. How? Your teenage or statue? Woo. That's what you're going to the teenage bottle. Yeah, traumatic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A trendy look. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what was her son doing up there? What was the teenage? He might even go up there. He was up there doing what? What's your mother's doing? Flip it back on him. All right. Can you imagine? No. Is that my mother? Yeah, it's traumatic. I'm not from the doctor. I'm not from the doctor. That's the son. What you're doing? That was from the doctor. What I'm doing. Nope. Nope. We're going to roll these windows up and keep it moving. Yeah, that one. No, wait a minute. That wouldn't bother you.

6:03I can't believe you. I heard it face to other direction. I got to look at there. Those are your parents. And I'm turning my back. I don't want to see what they're doing. Wow. What? I agree with you. It's not changing how I'm feeling right now. It's not changing this. Like father like son. That's how. Wow. Chip off the old blob. What if they're in the next car? What if they're right now? She has to see how stupidity spreads. Yeah. Yeah. It's a viral. Junior cottage, junior cottage. Yeah. I'm staying. All right. All right, last one. Steve, I'm not sure if we help those people but last. No, I'm not sure. We did. This is from Caleb in Sarasota. Caleb writes, I took a much younger woman to dinner and she chose a restaurant that she saw on TikTak. The music was so loud, I couldn't talk to her.

7:05She loved the place. Should I try to broaden her horizons or should I stand my age range for dating? Yep. Get in your age range, boy. Staying in your lane, huh? Bro, name what you do. You ain't even enjoy yourself. He can't talk to work. Okay, stand in loud places. As we age, why is it so loud in here? Now, lunch, dinner time at Tau, Tau in New York, on board, man at night, that music trendy. So the food is outstanding, the music is so loud, yeah, I'm talking about man, just so loud. It's like that at clothing stores, aren't you going there to try out some clothes? They want to keep you up, so you can hide a lot of stuff. You get home and the clothes don't look the same without the music, you know what I mean?

8:08He's really good at singing, right? So is this man who obviously likes younger women, Steve, is he going to be okay staying in his age range? Well, he can't make the necessary judgment. He does not do good going down there, man, he shouldn't even have done that though, just getting just a lot of nice fine women out here, man. That's older and fine, but you know, you know what it is, older guys like younger women, you know how that is, Steve, does this guy even have a tic-tac-a-cout? Yeah, I don't know why you keep saying you know how they asked, Steve, I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, man, I'm not saying you do it, is that how you're taking it? No, I'm just saying older guys normally like younger women, right? Well, you know, it's, uh... And a lot of younger guys like older women these days.

9:08I mean, they do be fine, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo, but a lot of days do. There's some of the conversation, isn't that so? Uh-huh, yeah. You used to like older women? Oh, okay. Yeah, but once you get older, it's going to be fine, Steve. Okay, thank you. He's going up. No, he's stupid. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay. Okay. What is the logic here? What is the logic here? The what now? Stayed again? I wasn't looking for no logic. What are you talking about? Clear. I'm saying, what is your logic? Why? He ain't got none. Why would you say that? You're talking to him about logic for him. You say, I told the women. Uh-huh. But when you get older, you can't really go older. Yeah, you can't go older. Okay, there's his logic. I understand what he's saying about that. Yeah. But you're older and you're, your date is older. So get older together, grow older. Yeah. What's wrong with that? I don't know what I'm doing over here in that column.

10:10You know what I'm doing. I'm doing it. Ain't it exciting? Ain't it exciting? Ain't it exciting? Uh-huh. Yeah. It's like watching paint dry. This is now. Oh. Oh. Okay. You need to go to the bottom. Thank you, Cello. You got to pick up. You're illogical nephew. All right. Coming up at the top of the hour, we will have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening to the theme hardy morning show. Then she says, have you seen a photo of my son? And I'm like, who is this person? Welcome to the Boys and Girls Podcast. A ranged marriage is basically a reality show. And you're auditioning for your soulmate. And who's judging? Only your entire family. I sacrificed myself to this ancient tradition, hoping to find love the right way. And instead, I found chaos, comedy, and a lot of cringe. Listen to Boys and Girls on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon.

11:10And this is my friend is much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far. But I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football. All leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important. Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. On the Adventures of Curiosity Coat Podcasts, what if the right fit isn't what everyone expects? In the case of the right fit, Alex explores movement, confidence, and belonging. And learns that not all strength looks the same. This Women's History Month story introduces kids to women who change sports by trusting themselves and moving differently. Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Coat every Monday from the Black Effect Podcast Network. On the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

12:10Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent, host of Untraditionally Lala. My days of filling up cups at Sir may be over, but I'm still loving life in the valley. Life on the other side of the hill is giving grown-up vibes, but over here on my podcast Untraditionally Lala, I'm still that Lala, you either love or love to hate. It's unruly, it's unafraid, it's Untraditionally Lala. Listen to Untraditionally Lala on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Wilmer of Alderama, and this is Freddie Rodriguez. And we're back. Those are megal season two, baby. Last time we went deep on our careers, our lives, our art, and everything in between. Our big breaks, our auditions, the near misses, the epiphanies, the moments that change our lives forever. This season, we're deep in in our relationships, creating collaborations, and the door always stays open for a third of megal to pull up a chair. Listen to those amigos on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

13:10This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human.