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Ask The CLO - 3.2.26

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Best of The Steve Harvey Morning ShowAsk The CLO - 3.2.26. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

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2:03It is time to ask the CLEO, our chief love officer Steve Harvey. This is from Monique in Richmond. Monique writes, my husband started sleeping in another room without any discussion. The first night he claimed he was having trouble falling asleep, the next night he said his stomach was upset. It's been a week. So should I be concerned about this? Yeah, yeah. He might not want to tell you what it is. You know, you sleep rough. Oh, she's not rough. You know, you could be. You have a sleep in a room with a woman that has high flashes, I'm there right now. Right now. You're not going to be able to stay in that room, because the air conditioning is on D-floor. Fit it. And leave it alone.

3:04Just put it all down in. No, you're taking nothing. Yes. I'm trying to know. I'm trying to sleep in the hood. How about that? I slept in a full hoodie with sweatpants. Yeah. I had put on socks. That's a whole lot. The thermals. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. You'll be alright. So, you know, man. Let's see if we can be that lady. And maybe that's it. So, you know, you need to. But why didn't he tell her though? She said no discussion. Because y'all don't handle the truth real good. You always want it, but you don't. You didn't. You know. We handled the truth. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, you don't. You don't. You don't. You don't. I can't tell him why. I'm sleeping in the other room because it's cold in here. Yeah. I'm sleeping here because it's cold. You're glaring. You're tossing and turning. Hey, okay. Say nothing, because hey, nothing wrong. Which are y'all perfect. Well, that's sure. Say nothing against y'all. The chart says something about it. Y'all perfect. No argument for me. So he just went on. Got no the bed, sleeping good over there too.

4:06Yeah, I think he should have at least told her that what you thought, but he didn't sure. Man, dude, it ain't no answer. I'm the C.L.O. Not you. But it asks you what you thought. Dina, strawberry, strawberry, and that. Dina and Minneapolis writes, I've been dating the same man for over five years. My sister joked about us getting married. I told her that I was ready and waiting. My boyfriend got upset and said that that felt like an ambush. Why is he so irritated by a joke about marriage? Because he's not marrying you. Oh, after five years. You ain't married. Mm-hmm. You ain't got no ring. He ain't proposed. That's cold. He's not marrying you because it's not a requirement of yours. Now he touched you because now they want to bring it up. He don't know how to tell you he don't want to marry you. You're just going to keep having you without asking you. That's all.

5:07Mm-hmm. It's okay. Okay. See how the truth feels? Y'all don't want that. Uh-huh. That's why he just going along. Oh, we can handle it. I knew it. You're keeping it 100. That's it. Yeah. That's cause it ain't y'all as the subject. You can't handle it. You don't. Don't nobody want you. Stop that. You know you can't handle it. I mean, but it's still the truth. Yeah. I don't want you. Okay. I don't want you either. How about that? We don't want you to. You don't know that. That's all right. Uh-oh. It's right there. Get off of me. All right. Moving on to Bo in Lafayette. Bo writes, my wife used my birthday as an excuse to get the most expensive patio furniture and a fire pit that she wanted. I never asked for this and I'm going to end up paying for it all. Can I have it returned or should I act like it's the best birthday gift ever? Hmm. Yeah. Well, though, you're going to enjoy the patio furniture and you're going to enjoy the

6:12fire pit. What y'all to do, man, is just say, hey, thank you, baby. You know, uh, uh, but you know, now see, listen to this. Buy your wife for her birthday and item that the whole house can use and see how they go for you. And apply it or something. Yeah. Wash the machine. Oh, no. Yeah. The patio furniture. No. Five. Yeah. Tell her that's her birthday. Get her out of the version. Yeah. See, that won't stop personalized. She don't want out there and bought this stuff. She wanted. Mm-hmm. So all you got to do, man, you just go and let it ride. Just say, wow. You know, and then go buy yourself some. Is he mad? Cause you don't pay for it. patio furniture or cost so much. That ain't what he wanted. All right. He wanted his man cave remodel. Oh, TV speaker sister.

7:14You know, stuff like that in the basement. New bar bill. That's what he wanted. Yeah. Okay. Well, let me ask you this, CLO. What? What if he had a return? What if he took it back? Oh, hey. Oh, that's the right. That's the right. That's the right. Cause he asked the question. Yeah. Yeah. See, once again, you can't tell him the truth. Anything. Always got a line, y'all. Anything to justify lying. Like that. Take it back. That would be the truth. But now he got the last to keep peace in his house. He has to lie. He does it. He has to lie. If you want to keep peace in your house, you're going to have to pick up line. If you don't want to do that, you're not going to have a happy household. Do you hear yourself? I hear something. Laugh and kiss us together. No. No, that's love with us together. Love and lie. Love and lie. If you love her, you will lie to her.

8:15Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. That's so sad. I am telling you the truth. I'll tell you what. Let him start walking in there and saying whatever the hell he's thinking. You've been to find out real quick. Uh-huh. Real quick. That you need some more lies. You need. I know your friend behind ain't in here cooking again. Man. No, we're not saying what's on your mind and not thinking. That was on the man. But we're not talking about thinking before you speak. We're just saying. That's a whole nother issue. No, we are. No, we're not. We're not. You are saying. Before you speak. Thus comes the lie. Oh goodness. All right. Last one. Take you. Last one. Sure. Go ahead. Shay and Evanston. Right. So talk with my hands. And I'll hit whoever is the closest to me. I hit one of my co-workers lightly on the arm while we were talking. She popped me right back and startled me. Was it just a reflex like she said or has she been wanting to punch me?

9:16Yeah. No, not for a while. You need to put your hand. You need to follow your hands while you talk. No. I said. She said one more time. Yeah. One more time. Yeah. Because that is the first time you've done it. Uh-uh. She says she'll hit whoever is the closest to her. They've been talking about you. Oh, yeah. All right. Thank you guys. We're coming up at the top of the hour. Our special guest is the rap legend and new author. Two chains right after this. This T.I.P. man hustle gang here. Hunch out the cane. Good. You are tuned in to the Steve Harvey morning show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning show. Imagine if your Wi-Fi was a little hot smarter and way more reliable. Picture it. Your TV, phone, laptop, even your fancy fridge working together to make life easier. Exfinity makes that dream a reality. Devices so in sync you think they're telepathic. Wi-Fi that knows when your device needs a boost.

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