Ask The CLO - 3.19.26

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3:03It's a situation I'm married into, so why is he so upset by our friendship? Ooh, ooh, ooh. It should stay enemies? What, what's happening? The opera for enemies though. Why? I don't know, that's a, that's a, I mean, I don't like what you in a face for. So, and clearly she don't like me thus the divorce. I don't know, you know, look, they're going on vacation with all the kids if, I don't know, man, if they can be cool, I guess it's cool, but I, you know, he's upset. He's a little nervous because he don't know what the conversation going to be, you know, they can sit up one night, get some wine, star-compared notes. What? Yeah. That's the thing. What's the notes around? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what did he tell you? Because women date, date, y'all. Yeah, we're, yeah, we're laser focused if we wait a minute.

4:05So, how long had you known him when he told you that? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he didn't, y'all, you come back home with the, you remember when you said you was, uh, free of hurt, y'all didn't stop talking until, uh, 2016. Oh, okay. Well, if you didn't lie or anything, you wouldn't have anything to worry about, though, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. Sound concern. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. As he should be. Yeah. Which lying made the relationship last as long as it did. No, why y'all, why y'all over there discussing the lie? For what? Well, you were so convincing at the time we did not know it was a lie. The, okay, and the skill said I have mixed question. Well, they're friends. So there, okay, moving on to Winston in Tyler, Winston writes, my wife went to brunch

5:07and lost her keys. She was drunk, so I took her home and, um, I went back to get her car. She had a man in her car and I could tell. She swears that she was not with another man that day, and how can I get to the bottom of this? Well, how did you know it was a man in the car? You said he could tell. How? He just said he could tell. Well, see, he didn't say. Oh, it's fellas. We need, we need the how. You could tell it was a man in the car. And it comes from your seat, tilted back, though, it was a man in it. Yup. Not a very tall girlfriend of hers. Why are you holding your head down, seat? What's going on? A big kid. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so how, how can you tell if a man's in the car? Because he said he could tell. Well, sick, I spoke his word. Okay. Colon, maybe. Colon. Okay. Colon, but me and I ain't that good at smelling stuff. Oh, you could take that off the list.

6:09Okay. Okay. Yeah, me and the Americans. I smell a man. You ain't never heard no dudes say that. When you hear a woman say, well, foam. Yeah. You do. Yeah. But you hear a woman say that all the time. You hear that? They're good at that. So let me ask you this. Could you tell if someone had, you know, a man in the car? Well, if it's an open condom wrapper on the dashboard. It's a dead giveaway. That's a real good sign that it's real obvious. Yeah. I haven't been in there right there. You know, or his neck tie. Okay. Evidence. That's hard evidence right there. Oh, I love evidence. Exhibit A. One size 13 Nike. That's a dead giveaway. He got out quickly. Yeah. Other than that, I don't really know.

7:09Yeah. He could tell. He said it. All right. So, so what should he do? How does he get to the bottom of it, he says? Oh, I mean, look, man, I mean, I don't, bro, you can follow her. You can put the thing on her car. You can put the little go to the spa shop and put a little camera in the back of the car up in the head. You can do all that. Yeah, but if you got to do that dog, why are you married to her? Yeah. There you go. All right. We're moving on, Steve. Zaria and Charleston writes, I've been married for 12 years and for the past three months I've been sleeping with an older man. He gives me cash every week and he got my car fixed. My husband asked how I got the money and I'm not good liar. So what should I tell him? Well, if you're in a good lie, why did you write into him? Because you were good. Because you are. You need some skills.

8:09Yeah. Lady, you're not going, you didn't, you, first of all, you stupid. No, no, no, no, no, let's get this out here and stupid people don't need to get into line. First of all, you wrote in some specifics that if your husband were listening to the show, he would know that it's you. Then you said, I'm not a good liar. So what should I do? No, she tell us. See, I can't help you. I can't help you. You can't help her to give her a lie to tell her husband something. Yeah, we did with professional lives here. Yeah, that's a weird one. She's stupid. And I'm not there. Yeah. You're going to mess the lie up. All right. She can't just say shit. OK. Can't play for it. Just to help you. Play for it. And help me. Yeah. Yeah. OK, you want to raffle down. You want to raffle down at the job.

9:10Why are you yelling? First of all, hey, I can't stand helping stupid people. To lie. Don't forget that part. You want to raffle down at the job. And the class was tires. Oh, so he got that's how we got our car fixed. He got our new tires. OK. And then your girlfriend at the job husband owns a car shop. They're getting a divorce. On lunch, you went over there and had him look at it. He told you to leave it. And then your girlfriend drove you over there. You asked the car and said it was all happening. Thanks to your friends with my girlfriend. What a time. That's the long extravagant lie. A whole lunch. Who are you to tell?

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