Ask The CLO - 3.18.26

0:00This is an I Heart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. Hey, when's last time you've listened to Hot 995? Because we have all of the music, but also a lot more. Like, in turn, John, and your morning show. I'm Elizabethany. I want to make sure you always know about the latest events, deals, and things we're making fun of around the DMV. I love this station. You talk about real stuff. And Nick Gomez gets you access to all of your favorite artists. And we're all given a bunch of things away every day. In fact, you might even be able to win a million dollars. Oh, it's never working. Awesome. Where do you see his number one, Hey, music station? Hot 995. It is time to ask the C-L-O Archive Love Officer Steve Harvey. All right. Here we go. Shay in Jersey City. Right. To my pastor called to follow up on a meeting we had today. As we hung up, I said, I love you. And he said, I love you too, Shay. I said it by mistake, but his response seemed intentional. And he even said my name.

1:00What's up with my pastor? Oh, lady, come on. No, no. What's up with you? Your story. Girl, stop. I said it by accident. He said it with intention. And he said my name. He did exactly what you wanted to say. He reacted just the way you would hope he reacted. And now you want us to verify that. Yes. Now. What? Yes. Yes, it was intentional. Yes. That's what's up with your pastor. Now the big question is, what's up with you? Because you're all up in the man's face talking about I love you. But isn't that the Christian thing to do, though? Girl, bye. That's why we got so many little Christians. Don't you? Don't you? When you're talking to people, don't you? Like people that you love, don't you say, okay, love you. Bye. Oh, okay. You know, my wife. Uh-huh. And my one hand shirt and uh wall to ring. I love to wear a guinea all нельзя.

2:07My friend in that shirt. We got it when she asked how many students I can walk with her kids. Yeah. And she said at by accident, so he was being polite and said it back. I love you, too, Yes. Just a reaction. Yeah. I love, I love you. You see. But you're thinking she's flirting. in because it's all up in her head, but it is the way he said it. How did she say it? How did she say it? Okay, by pastor, I love you. And he said, what? Okay. Come on, pastor's on the show. I love you too, Shay. It's a little different. Yeah. That's why she wrote in. Okay. All right. Let's try another one. Try another one. All right. Okay, pastor. Thank you. I love you. Bye. Yeah. I don't want to put some love on you too. Yeah. I was an extra. All right. Can you add up in Baton Rouge? Can you add a

3:12rights? I'm married to a beautiful woman that had a lot of beautiful hair. She recently chopped it all off and dyed it blonde. I know it's her hair and she can do what she wants, but shouldn't she run it by me first? Can I tell her I don't like it? Oh, it is her hair and she could do what she want to do, but are they married? Yeah, they're married. Yeah. Yeah. You should wear that by you. You know, should have said something like honey. I'm going to get my hair cut off for all of it. Hair's got it'll grow back. I'm gonna come back looking like Amber Rose and I may not be as attractive as her. Amber Rose, you should be fine. Ride him till she put that title across her forehead. I don't know. Her son's name. It's her son's name. Her son's name. She ain't know it. She don't know it. She need to put it up there. You just need to you ain't get the best birth certificate. You ain't put it on the wheel. You want to put it on your arm with the other kids.

4:13So back to canyada. Can he tell his wife that he is like her hair and or ask her? Yeah, you can do that. Yeah, you can do that, but me. You know, man, she might not care what you think. You know, she did. Well, she did. Well, she did. My hair round saying, so I don't know, man. I don't know how to tell you that. You can just say, you know, well, I like you the way you were. Still that's the same thing. I don't care how you do it. You're going to have to say it, because he's in here, but just wait till you're arguing and say it. Yeah, don't don't mess up a good day. Wait till the day is already shot. Well, I like it. Pear like that. You're new star. Just get it out. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, so you don't like my head. No, I don't. All right, moving on to Danica in St. Louis. Danica writes, I'm dating a man that's close to

5:17his mom and he's canceled dates with me because he had to do something for her. She is still young at heart. And she has a boyfriend that she's always with. I think he's lying. Is he using his mom as an excuse? Or he could be a mom's boy. Either way, either way, you should go the other way. Either way, if he's lying, you should go the other way. If he really is doing stuff for his mama, you need to go the other way. Okay, what does that mean? Go the other way. If he's a mama's boy, you need to go and let this go. If he's lying, you need to let this go. Okay, because this obvious already, you're not finna beat out to mama. Yeah. And if it's a lie, how many times you gonna let him tell you this lie? Okay. All right. Okay. Either way, you're not getting what you want out to deal. Right. Exactly. All right. Great advice. The last one, Steve, Laney and Plano Laney writes, my side, dude, got a hotel room for us. And he left me a key.

6:19He was sleep under the covers. And it looked like he'd been there for a while. I assume that I'm not the only woman he's seeing in a situation like this. Do I have the right to question him? He your side, dude. His side, dude. Yeah, that's what you mean. You got a, you in a relationship or or married. Yeah. Yeah. Because he's on the side. Well, let me explain something to you. You do know you're the side chick, too. To him. Yeah. Yeah, you're not the main entree. Uh-uh. Coastline and coastline. You green beans, you know, you that little wet corn, they were saying, ooh, that corn don't be worse. Yeah. Oh, I don't get that corn in that cup. The kernels that's fresh out the can ran under the water, put right in the cup. Yeah, that's

7:22what you are, baby. You that you that mashed potatoes with that pale white hospital gravy only. Yeah, that's what you are. So last, you can ask him about it. But what if he tell you it's another woman somewhere. What you got? What, what you're going to do? It's another man somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, I don't know how to hear with all these. We had that time. He going to have to have a class for y'all that y'all don't know these side piece rooms. Oh, he retired. Well, he is retired, but he still had a knowledge. Oh, okay. Come on, retire. All right. You guys got to teach the class. Thank you, Cielo. As coming up with the coming up at the top of the hour, we will have some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening to the theme party morning show. This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.