Ari Shaffir + Britney Furlan (Carolla Classics)

0:00Welcome to Growl Classics, I'm your host Superfan Giovani. This is the podcast we play at best moments highlights and fans like to clip small 17 years the Adam Corola show. If you look again access to the entire archive is the Adam Corola show, the Adam and Dr. Groucho, as well as the newer podcast Be It Out. Make sure to check out Adam Corola's substack, AdamCroola.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen and add free. And if you like the request to clip, please email us classics at AdamCroola.com. Alright, let's get to the clips. First we have Adam Corola show, 20750. This one's from 2020 with Brittany Furlund, Brittany Furlund Lee at the time. Along with Gina Graden, Brian Bishop. Hope you guys enjoy. Good day Gina Graden. Good day to you. Good day to you. Hey, Bob, Brian. Do you have half-chub right now? Mm-hmm. No, I want to know. Alright. We're going to talk about something we're talking about before, which is a few days back.

1:03Bad neighbor experiences. I have a million of them. I hope you all do. I know Gina and Paul do too. Yeah. I'm going to think about a few of those. Also, just talk to Andrew Yang. And even though he's out of the race, his message continues and we've locked in a day for next week. So that's great because we have not seen the last of him. I think he's just getting started. I agree. And I think the era of that style of politician is hopefully forthcoming. The day of the bril cream and the smart pantsuits and stuff like that, I've said it for 25 years on Love Line. Just bring me some policies, whatever works is going to work. Let's leave. Get rid of all the politics out of the politics and let's just solve problems. Yeah. And then you can approach it like any engineer approaches any problem. You know, you can solve, you can solve traffic. You can go to engineer guys and go, what's it going to take to solve traffic?

2:05But then it goes to Gavin Newsom and he's not so interested. No. We are the traffic. You talk to any guys out there where there's a problem. They'll tell you how to solve it. But they'll go, then they'll pause. They'll go with the implications there. And I don't want to get in the constituency. Bad optics and bubble blot. So I just want to get to that world where you just solve the problem. Right. And somebody goes, well, that's not fair to people driving gardener trucks with four ball tires. You go, I'm sorry, the computer said we have to get you off the road. Like whatever that thing is. Yeah. And I mean, this is a compliment to him. So I hope it comes across as one. But Andrew Yang seems to lack that PT Barnum quality. And I find that to be a huge relief. Yes. Just the fact that I wouldn't be in the prime areas, but it's a good. Right. Yes, it's sad that people, it's not, you know, it's like, you take some, you take some great band like the J Hawks. It's not their fault. They're not bigger. It's everyone else's fault.

3:05It's their fault. The people are like too fucking dumb. They want corn dogs. You know, I mean, it's like, you walk into an AMPM and they got these big signs. It's like, you can get two items for 249 or three for 299. You got a churro stuffed corn dog with, you know, cheddar cheese and bacon, whatever. And you just look at that sign and you go, who buys this? Like, there's a, there's an Indian out burger across the street. We'll pay an extra $2 and get a double double. And it's like evidently they're moving products. Macaroni and cheese. Macaroni and cheese. All right. So there's a lot of those people. Unfortunately, Andrew Yang doesn't ring their bell. But hopefully, yeah, someday soon. I hope we evolve that way. At least we can't evolve toward the smoking mirrors and the PT barnum, so the world. Does the Yang thing happen in soon on the show? Yes. That show will air on Wednesday. So we've already spoken. I've spoken to him. We have locked it in.

4:06I want to nail him down on an endorsement. I'd be big news. The axiopry dropped out. No, no, no, nail him down on who he's endorsing. Oh, he's throwing his support behind. I put a pin in that, Brian. I have it for the news. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. All right. I think he's endorsing a Rumba vacuum. Because that's the kind of guy he is. And I think it's working a little bit. Like I think the non-answer, Elizabeth Warren, you know, arms are for hugging and not for arms races. And I'm going to have a transgendered nine-year-old decide who's going to run HUD. Right. And that's stuff. People are starting to wise up to that and go, I don't know what that means, but it doesn't mean anything. The proof's kind of in the pudding, too, because Warren ain't doing so great. That's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. He's like, I feel. Lost a couple of votes. I feel like whatever Bernie is, he's Bernie. You agree or you disagree, but he's saying what he's saying. Right. The guys that have been peeling off and dropping off Andrew Yang aside have been the Kamala

5:14Harris' and the Cory Bookers and the Elizabeth Warren's, a sort of identity politics, never really know what they're saying. Always shifting and shaping to whatever room they're in front of. I think eventually people are just like, it's going to be down to Bernie and Trump to exquisitely different ideas, but both super authentic. Like here's what we're doing. And that's, we just couldn't get that out of Warren. And I don't get why she doesn't get that eventually when people are saying who's paying or how are you going to pay for Medicare for all or healthcare for all that. Whatever. At some point you need to spit out an answer because you're essentially saying, I'm going to be the new offensive coordinator for the Green Bay Packers. Green Bay Packers and go, what kind of offense are you running? You run a spread? We're in a score of points. Right. Out of what formation? The formation is going to lead to points on that board. I lose all you want. But the draft is coming up. Should we get an A-pack? Should we get a slot man? Dog are ready to dominate that draft. But with who? The excellent players.

6:14We're going to point on the board. Am I right? Okay. Let me just try to nail you down. Are we looking for a possession type receiver to women to spread the defense? Yes. And yes, we are going to dominate. You're going to see a lot of lots of it. It's cool. That's not the same guy. The ones that kind of Randy Moss, the others kind of a West waltker. Why does it have to be a guy? Okay. All right. Okay. Point noted. But are we looking to spread out the field? Are we looking for more possession in the chain? We're going to spread our lead to triple digits. We're going to beat. That's right. We're going to beat these by 100 points. But what? I don't. Okay. I'm unsure. Do we want to run out of this shotgun? Are we going to put the quarterback under center? You're looking for specifics. That's what I'm saying. You've heard of the run in the shoot. Run and shoot and run again. So are we passing or are we pass oriented? You heard of the West Coast offense? Yeah. This is West Coast and East Coast. And fly over states. All everything in between. And look at how it was implied.

7:16Okay. We need a quarterback. Are we focusing on a quarterback who can run and run an option or with a guy can stretch your field with a big arm? Point's on the board. Point's on the board. Point's on the board. Okay. Well, I'm out of questions. All right. Now eventually you go, do you want this guy running your offense? As I don't know what this plan is. I guess. I don't even know what I heard. Now to offset that, do you know, everyone has their slogan and everyone always has this, their slogan is what makes them. Do you know what Andrew Yang's slogan has been? What's on his shirts? What's on his hats? It should be no slow. I'll go. It's better. It's one word. Oh, math. Math. That's right. And it says make America think again. Oh, it's an aspirin hat. Math. I like that. Well, anyway, we will have him on Wednesday of this week, although he called it next week. So now we'll see. That was almost a deal break. I don't like him anymore. I don't like him anymore. I'll add him. So we'll do that. On a more disturbing news, I was sitting around watching a commercial with a sound down

8:20on my rowing machine. Oh, Max Patta. I took a picture of the rowing machine, Ace Man. The man who taunts me. Ace Man was up on the board last night. Just doing that thing. He did that thing like when, let's say, who was the guy trying to think who was the wide out, DeShawn Jackson. The part where he breaks away for it is looking back at me. He's looking back at me as he's heading towards the end zone and flips the ball right as he crosses. There's a guy on my rowing machine. His name is Ace Man. And he's always right ahead of me. Yeah. I don't know if he knows what I'm going to do. Do you have to row in certain groups? Can you choose a new house? How it starts is he starts the second I start. But it's probably him. What if he had a head start? He's always right next to me. The rowers coming from the house. So when I was staring at it and I was like, it's going to shut off. But as soon as I stopped rowing, I grabbed my phone real fast and I tried to take a picture

9:23of it. And did I get a picture of him? Yeah. Is he ahead of me or did I pass him? He's ahead of me. He's ahead of you. Damn it. Who is this mystery rower? This Winkle Voss. It's a bod crane. Right. And with a canoe, it goes through the night taunting me. It's okay. You know they go like, you got to learn when you sign on. They go, yeah, they go like, how much, how far you run, you'll never get away from your past. I feel that way that, you know, I'm number, how hard I row, I'll never get to Ace Man. It's like from the Shelby dock when what's his face found out the other guy was racing. He'd just go there and race and pick up points. Yeah, Brock found out where. You get the alarm goes off. Yeah, Shelby would try to sneak away to some obscure race and pick up points and Brock would go to him. Ace Man ahead of me. He's a lot better than you. Yeah. I got the 6,000 meters, 6,000 and 38 meters and he's got 6,000, 86 meters. So he's right there. I mean, if I had another 30 seconds, I'd pick up the pace a little, I'd get to him because

10:26you can, if someone's less than 100 meters in front of you, you'll get to him. He's also where the grids up there and then there's that anime, which I don't like to check ahead of me row. And I was about to get to her and sink her canoe. You so delgy, what's up? That's right. Yeah, and grids. But Ace ran his ahead of me and I don't know where Ace Man comes from and I don't know if they just get on the same time or maybe he's just hovering. He's like downstairs in his basement and he's just eating his food and he gets an alert on his phone. I can keep my notification. There's a one second, there's a one minute countdown, like a warm up whatever he may get some sort of app or something. He may have dive on there. He's just kids play. That's right. Kids school. All of a sudden his phone lights up and he goes running out. He's going like Clark Kent, like he's getting into sweatpants as he's running toward the car. Anyway, Ace Man's up there, taunting me on the in the bad news department. So I've sit on the rowing machine.

11:26I was watching TV. When you watch TV with the sound down, especially commercials, you really get a good idea of what's going on. I don't know why you just row in and stare at him and it's called the Discovy and it's a commercial and I'll show you guys the commercial. It is like, right, remember we're talking about this is the, we've seen this one. Oh, do we show this one? Yeah, we play this one. Oh, I didn't play you Drew's and play you Drew's commentary on it. That's what I wanted. I was thinking of the Movantic. That's the opioid induced constipation one, which is scary now that we're doing this. So the pills are on top of the pills with the pills, but I'll play a clip of what Drew had to say about this because in my sort of IV never stops and nature never stops, there's no free meals.

12:28Like you go out there and you have sex and something like AIDS comes about and then at some point you take a pill. Now we can go out and have unprotected sex again. Yay. Mother nature doesn't just throw in the towel and head home. Mother nature starts working on ways to come back. Finding a new host. Finding new ways, mutating in different ways. So I'll play this little idea I put before Dr. Drew and what he thought of it from our show. I'm not a pharmacist, but I do believe very strongly in biology. I do it like insects that become resilient to pesticides and stuff like that. I believe that if you get the human body on this pill and on this pill too long or we stay on this pill or everyone gets on the pill somehow AIDS or the virus, some version it might not be the same one has a way of mutating and jumping. Correct. The virus is trying to survive.

13:28It's survival is dependent on the host which is us and if the host is killing it it will find a way to adapt to that that's called resistance. Right. So a form of super AIDS will then emerge if too many people are doing that. It's an interesting and a serious concern. Yep. Wow. You hear that, fellas? Yeah. I just made an interesting and serious concern question. Using a crystal brain. Using my crystal brain. Well, every time I see a weed or blade of grass popping through a sidewalk crack, I'm like, yeah, man, nature, man, look no further than ivy. Just stand back and watch it. It just goes. It starts taking over every day. No, that's the evolutionary biology, man. Yeah. But if you want to understand why anything is anything, just look through that prism. This is the internal version of Purell. I just think wipe and stuff on stuff and eliminating stuff instead of building up strength to it. We're putting on a goddamn con. And also unintended consequences like it's whoever this community is, you're worried

14:32about this going to be a quick patch by this ain't a big time fix. Right. There's a lot of other veneerial diseases out there and many things to be spread as well as getting pregnant and things like that. All right. So we're talking about neighbors and we had some PTSD thinking about this. And I really started drilling down on just how many crazy and the word I guess would be unreasonable, unreasonable neighbors. Like, you know, like, why would you go, why would you do that or why would you expect me to do this or like, and you're talking about sociopaths. You know what I mean? Like people who are in their own world and no one else exists, even though they're literally bordering other homes or their domiciles. Right. I started in the Hollywood Hills under the Hollywood sign. This wasn't, you know, a shanty town in South Africa. This is like the Hollywood Hills. And I had a Israeli nutty, cum next me that was just out of control with her son, her

15:3619 year old sack of shit son right next to my house directly across the street was like an old couple and they had at some point there was a sewer main or something burst. And the first two years I lived in the house, they just had the whole street blocked off. They just had the whole front of the street blocked off. So we'd have to sort of enter from the backside and everyone had to kind of park the wrong direction because the front of the street was blocked off and everyone just come in the other way. And the old neighbor and we were doing work on the house and the old neighbor from across the street was like, you're parked on the wrong side like turn the car and his whole thing was there's a house that was next door across the street from his house. I bought the house for $350,000, which sounds nuts now, but it was in really bad shape in 1996. I completely rejuvenated the house. I mean, I essentially restored it like you'd restore vintage car.

16:37Perfect. I did what I do. But in that time, it was going to take six or eight or nine months. There's going to be some trucks parked because we got to redo the stuck home. We got to redo the place. But the good news is for you, the neighbor, your comp next door just went up to underground. This guy had to like back his car out of his driveway and because the street was blocked off and we couldn't come up that direction, trucks and he all he had to do was like a two point maneuver to get out, but he still had to do it. He would just like, yeah, like come down and move your trucks, you know, come move your truck. And it's like, or just back it up and do like put it and dry and then back and do it. Then do that extra maneuver. You do it here half the time and you're back and out. And there is a context for it. The streets close. Is this doesn't outrage the construction happens to be going on? And we're only that way because the street's been closed off by the city. And at some point, you know, I'd see like my guys and they'd be walking down to the street like moving like I just, he was like a retired guy at all the time in the world.

17:38And I was like, just back and at some point, he was like, tell your guys to move. And I was just again, it's it's noon. It's Wednesday. We're all working. You're retired. You're taking your olds will be for a walk and you're getting some groceries and it's easily done. You got to back it out and you have to go forward once and then back it out again. And now you can go. If the street were clear, you could just go down to the bomb. But the streets blocked off. Anyway, at certain point, I had to like yell at him like, Hey, man, I'm coming down there to talk to you because enough is enough. And he wasn't like, all right, don't do that. Forget it. Stay where you are. And that was it. But it got to the point where I like, Lira to threaten him. The Israeli neighbor right to my side. I literally had to threaten her. I was just like, I can't, I, we can't talk. I will not listen to you anymore. We're not allowed to talk to me. Her beef kebab. She was generally nuts. She was kept loud and insane. A lot of coming over, a lot of, you're making noise, a lot of, when I realized that she had

18:38jumped the shark, her and I had jumped the shark is she had a rot iron fence in front of her house. And that rot iron was stuccoed pillars and then like 10 foot of rot iron and then stucco pillars and then, you know, colored stucco pillars. And at some point, one of the stucco pillars that was 10 feet away from my garage had where the rot iron was like bolted into it. You could see the rust trail like going down it is just what happens. You don't maintain it or paint it or leave it outside. And you've all seen that stucco look at the rot iron. It's like dripping down. It's just like a brown drip. Right. At some point, she's like, hey, you got to paint my fence because see this drip here? That's when you guys put stucco on the house over there. That's what this is. And I'm like, are you got to be kidding me? It's so clearly just rust.

19:39This is just took place over the course of 15 years, you know, I've been here for four months. And she's like, you guys did this now. You got to paint it. And I was like, all right, well, thank you. Now I know you're insane or liar or whatever it is. But at least it's been established. Her son, her son was the worst. Her son was the fucking worst. She was the worst, the old people were, the person who lived right next to the old people with Kathy, Kathy Bates. She was at the light. Really? She was nice. I never had any real dust dust with her. And the couple that lived right across the street on the other side, she had like the hillside of the street were slightly older, alcoholic couple. And I like an alcoholic couple. I mean, they were like, they brought me in like a new, like high new neighbor and they're both like drinking a like a tumbler smear off, you know, I was like, new, you know, like Wednesday. And I was like, okay. And then they're like, good news. We got a Star Trek room. That's like, well, I moved in the right neighborhood because nobody fucking loves Star Trek.

20:43Nobody loves to do. You mean Star Trek? Yeah. And I was like, okay. And then we went into the Star Trek room and these people are 60 and they showed me the Mandolin or the loot or whatever that whatever the hell, Spock played a loot. I'm so proud not to know this. I remember them. She's holding up this shitty man. There's only three of these. And I was like, I wish there was just half a month. I'm so glad. It's a Vulcan loot. A Vulcan loot. Yeah. Yeah. I just remember loot. Like he played the loot. Yeah. I like to go full El Cabong on both of you luscious. You're that nerd. And so we're just like standing in their Star Trek room and they're like, we're home all day. We like to have a cocktail. You want to come over and have a cocktail? I like that. And hang out. Strum. Yeah. The Vulcan loot. If you know what I mean. Look at the fork. It's like a mini harp. Okay. That's a loot. That's cool. But they were cool.

21:47They, you know, they were nice enough. They were the, they were the like 63 year old couple who drove a meada. You know what I mean? Like we don't have money, but we like an open top and did they, did they both have ponytails? Now they both just kind of look like Dick Vermeel. Like there's kind of a lesbian. Look at a lesbian. They look like a lesbian couple. Like Dick Vermeel looks like a lesbian. Point us for points. That's right. What's that? Point's on that board. What's the plan? We run out of a spread shotgun. East coast. South coast. South coast. They both, they both go off coast. You know when a couple gets in their 60s, their hair goes gray and they both get the short. Yeah. They look awful. They both just look like Dick Vermeel. All right. So they play the loot and drink. So the couple across the street was just kind of a complete bust. Okay. And they'd come by. They'd go like, come in. I'm coming over. I haven't cocktail. Play the loot. I'm going to lay it. I got to get up to the house. That's a win though. That comes from the, I like to drink. Small car doesn't take him much parking. Yeah, they were to get him for holidays.

22:48Something started to go into the. They were fine, but the people to the right, the people to the left of the house and the people in front are horrible. And the structure of our ladies can bust a spear enough. Of course we had the crazy speeder horn honker guy. Oh, is that the guy? I don't know who the guy is still. He was at the same house. Yeah, he would, he would, it was a very tight street. It was called the West Shire Street. It's a very small street. It's a mile long, maybe half a mile in full length. But this guy would have this, it was a tight mountain street. And I would park by my big granite retaining wall. And sometimes when you're climbing out of the car, the door would like be open. And you turn back to like get a box or something out of it. This guy would just speed past you and ride the horn, right? When it got past you and you thought you're going to die because you thought someone that just was going to clip you. It was a tight street. And I think the neighborhood I never, I never knew what the person, yeah, keep going

23:51a little bit down it. It's a big retaining wall. It'll turn right and keep going. We just passed Kathy Bates's whole house. And I would park. It's a tight street. So I'd park in front of my driveway. You can see the Stucco pillar in the crazy cut and live next door. I'd park in front of my garage door and I would be getting stuff out. And the guy would just speed by and lay on the horn. You know that thing when someone lays on the horn when you're standing in front of their car? It's startling. Right. It's meant to be heard through other cars on the freeway. The guy did it to me like three times over the course of like three times food. And I was like, I need speed off. He's just speed off. And I'm like, why is he driving so hard? And why is he doing the horn thing? And he knows I'm like getting stuff out of the car. And one time I was in the house and I just heard the horn honk and it was a lignet. And she was like, there were tears in her eyes. She's like, she's like, I thought the guy I thought it was going to get hit by.

24:52I thought I was going to get hit by a car. I'm going to kill him. Now I'm going to kill him. I'm going to fucking kill this guy. Like I've like no more. I ran down the stairs and I jumped in my car and I was like, I'm going to fucking find this guy. And I'm going to fucking punch a hole in this face. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know why he's doing it. But he scared the fuck out of me like three times doing this. And he just scared the shit out of the net. And she's like practically crying out because it's startles the shit out. You think the guy's hitting you? Yeah. I just jumped in my car. I'm so glad I didn't fucking find him. I jumped my car and as soon as you go up the road, there's immediately a T. This is like a fork. I was like, fucking right or left, right or left. I just went left. And I knew I was behind him. I couldn't tell what he was driving. I didn't know if I was going to catch up to him or see a guy getting out of his car. I was going to fucking kill this guy because he'd done it a bunch of times. And I again, just like the guy back and out of the driveway or the Israeli content. I was like, why? Why? We live in the neighborhood.

25:52We're fixing up a house. You see these people? We deal with this. We walk our dogs. Like, what are you doing this for? That's just a tip of the iceberg. The tip. The next house I moved in had the crazy old dude who I said I wouldn't care if it was fucking house caught on fire. And then the guy didn't care. And then the guy up the guy above me who would throw gay party, gay pool parties. And as the guy said, like, hey, let's go in halves. He's on removing the tree or whatever. I never, I pay, never, never paid me back. And then the lawyer guy behind me who got the mudslide and the pool and kept sending me letters saying, give me $10,000 or I'm going to sue you because I know where you live after I moved. Those are just the first two houses I lived in. The one in Lake Hollywood had three bad neighbors around. The gay party guy was the least of my worries. The old guy was a bad dude and the skisie lawyer underneath me was a bad dude. And that was her second.

26:52And that's just how we rolled. Is it L.A.? Yeah, that's up to the list. I don't know. I made the argument many, many times it is, it is my concise thoughts on racism. When they do a study out of the New York Times or whatever it was and they go, we take 101 black, black men or teenage boys and we ask them, write down the number of times you experience racism in a two week period and then get back to us. And it's 6,000 times. It's not really racism. It's the country is Rayleigh Chick who lives next year or the guy who honks the horn or the neighbor says he's going to sue you or wants to hedge calls building and safety on him. There's just a fucking assholes. They're out of control assholes and there's tons of them. There's tons of them. How we Mandel built that daddy hurt you. How we Mandel seriously told me he built a mega manch.

27:53In across the street from a smaller house that I had in Malibu on Doom Drive, I was literally across the street spent all the time. That's the house's son shot the rap video in and stuff like that. If you can remember that big, beautiful multimillion dollar home ultimately sold it. I said, why? He said my fucking neighbor is such a fucking pain in ass. I couldn't take it anymore. Like there I was constantly coming over. Like constantly telling me like, turn it off. Because you imagine going to your neighbor's house all the time like, hey, turn your name. Hey, I heard you guys were in the pool. Hey, it's six o'clock. You guys are barbecuing. What's happening? Max Pat had a fucking crazy neighbor like downstairs from him. Yeah. Yeah. Where do they get this shit? What would your neighbor do? Well, you got upset when I would whenever I would play guitar. And then so one time I just stopped playing guitar. I just started flipping a magazine. He comes back up and he goes, I still hear you. Oh my god. I'm just reading a magazine. He's like, oh, you're making noise. I don't underestimate my hearing.

28:53I have very good ears. Also, hey, Duce, you're living in an apartment. You're 45 years old. Yeah, you have to expect something. How old are you Chris? No, this is the old guy living in a apartment. You living in a fucking apartment. You have people underneath you. You have people above you. Common walls. Shit happens. Or hey, when they block off, hey, old fuck, when they block off the street at the end, when the water, water main breaks and they blocked it off, then you're going to have to do a three pointer to get out. That's not on me. Who are all these people? And don't you want to fucking get older? Their parents are going, next fucking job. Really? This is who you shout out. This is what you let this loose in the world. This thing. This is your contribution. And terrorizing all of us. Yes. I have a story very similar to Chris's only. I don't want to be a one-up or I think it was worse. And it was more recent. A couple of stops ago, I moved into a really nice foreplex and a really nice part of time, midwilshur, where it is rampant with transients now. But it is very beautiful houses. And so all was well.

29:55The neighbors were nice. I met everyone. And the woman upstairs said, hey, it's so nice to meet you. Do you want to exchange phone numbers? The last girl who lived here didn't. She was such a bitch. But do you want to exchange phone numbers? Because our water pipes are connected. So if you wouldn't mind, we kind of have to take turns like taking showers and using the water. And I just got there. And I wanted to make friends. And I said, of course, how hard can that be? So for one year, multiple times a day, it went from, I am so sorry. Can you just, I hear you're doing dishes, but I'm trying to take a shower. And I just got like this cold shot of water to, hey, like yelling out the window, hey, turn off your water. I'm trying to take a shower. This was every day. If God forbid, I was washing my face or brushing my teeth or use the dishwasher. While she was in the shower, I get a text all caps, punctuation. I just got scolded with water. Who are these people? And thank you. And we didn't have air conditioning. And this was during the rolling blackouts.

30:56And I had to go to a hotel for a couple of days because it was just, it couldn't take it in that apartment. And I had a ceiling fan. And it was your one relief for you. Just kind of lay there naked on the bed. And you have a ceiling fan. And that's about it. She texted me, excuse me, but the buzzing from your ceiling fan is keeping me awake. Can you please turn it off? I texted back. I'm sorry. I'm roasting down here. I don't have energy. It's just, oh well, I guess I'll just get used to it. It's like you try to do the right thing and you get punished. Yes. You know what I mean? Should you never give them my number? At a certain point with these Rayleigh chick and the guy cross the street, I just went fuck right off. You fuck off. Get out of my face. Don't ever talk to me again. I had to do that because they'd never, they wouldn't stop. I literally scared them to not talking to me. Which is not really what you want with your neighbor. It gets a job done to affect you. Hold man, that guy's fucking house got on fire. I was like, fuck him, roast, burn baby. Gina, I will say this, and since we are one not being each other, when that neighbor told me to be quiet, that was the first time I ever met him.

31:57I didn't know he was living below me. Oh, that's how it ended. And then he comes back up five minutes after that time and goes, are you watching porn? And I go, wait, what are you talking about? I was like, I hear you watching porn. You're watching, and he's yelling at now. You're watching porn. I hear it. I hear it. And he starts moaning. And I'm just in mind. Paul, my name. Like in other windows, just kind of peeking at me. I'm like, oh great, now I'm the local pervert. Oh, wait, we forgot about. There's one key element here. These people have unlimited time, unlimited energy. And when you do things like, oh, fuck, I'm gonna just cut this tree that's not on his property. It's not on mine, it's on the vacant lot. But I know he's gonna have something to say. So like, oh, we're gonna wait and do it till Thursday at one o'clock, when that, not on the door. Like, what are you doing? You just home all the time? You're always there. Yeah. You're in a fucking three point stance, just waiting for cold water or buzz of a ceiling fan or the sound of porn. And can I just, to Chris' point, I was told by another neighbor when I moved out that our pipes were never connected.

32:57So I don't know what to believe. And I got back at her in a similar way to Chris, because my windows were open, because again, we were roasting. And I was Skyping with my boyfriend at the time, who is now my fiancee. Who will appreciate me telling this story. And it was late. And we were having a very, very loud, hot and heavy conversation with lots of laughing and lots of, lots of sex talk. And the windows were open. And she texted me, this is very, very uncomfortable for me. But I don't know if you know this. I can hear you. So if you could please close your windows. It was the greatest. So fuchsious once in a... Stayed up all night dealing with that. Confucius wants to know what the sound of two titties laughing together are. I know. I had the gay guy next door goes... Back at her. The gay guy next door. Again, this weird informational thing, like you would never, like if you heard someone having sex, I could even never, like the gay guy next door, he came by and he goes,

33:58yeah, and you may want to think about putting some drapes up, because I can see everything. And then he like pauses and he goes, and I mean everything. I just like, I don't know why you saying that to me. Why are you learning me to this information? And by the way, are you guys throwing a George Michael themed gay pool party in the back? I guess you could see everything. But I don't go there and announce it to you. The fuck is wrong with everybody? They're like adults? That's so good. My bad nearest story. I had good luck with neighbors my entire life until I moved away from the gay pool party. I moved in with Christie. And we have the upstairs downstairs dynamic, like you guys were talking about. So my thing combines the upstairs downstairs dynamic with what you were saying, which is how these fucking people are? Why are they always around? How are they always home? They're always home. So our upstairs, we are the downstairs unit, four unit complex, very small upstairs neighbors. We're extremely shady. It was a couple, a young gish couple, our age, a little older,

35:00who had one kid, he was like six or seven. And they were extremely shady. He was always on the phone, and you know how they have those staircases, they just echo everything. It amplifies everything. He was always on the phone making shady deals, like trying to get in the stairwell. No, but like you could hear, because it was echo through the stairwell. And one day, the cops came, and we could hear the whole thing, because they had this conversation in the stairwell. The cops came to his door, their door, and talked to them, they're like, are you so-and-so? And he's like, yes, why? Who's asking? They were like investigating mail for a lot. Like there were several businesses and several identities being mailed there, and they were like investigating mail for a lot. He's being very dodgy about it. But the upstairs dynamic thing was there were always rolling balls or some sort of thing for their cat, and moving furniture, like play with the seven-year-old, like a play with the cat. And they're moving things and rolling things, and then they would fight. And then they were screaming, and they would throw what sounded like pots and pans. Like off the walls or off the ground.

36:00That's good for the kids. And of course, they would reverberate throughout the entire complex. The people that have, and I believe it's a kind of stupidity, like the no situational awareness. Just like literally we're having a screaming match where clearly everyone can hear us. I'm glad you mentioned that, because this happened a lot, as you can imagine, we live there for two and a half, three years. At one point, it came too much for Kristi to bear. And Kristi marched herself up the stairs to their unit, and as they're yelling and screaming and throwing what sounds like pots and pans, she bangs on their door, and it all stops. And all silence. And she bangs the door again, and she goes, excuse me, it's your downstairs neighbor, and silence. She goes, we can hear you, as she's saying, loud, like, we can, let's try to communicate this with you. I can see you doing that. We can hear you guys, please stop yelling and throwing things. Nothing more the rest of the night. We got up the next morning, and a apology note, right inside our door. Wow. We're very embarrassed. You're very, very different, two years. Homebars, can you be? Well, the apology note is still a move toward the light.

37:01Yeah. I got a note. Kristi has a note that was on his car from one of my other neighbors. By the way, this neighbor, this neighbor, who Kristi parked in front of, by the way, and when I was explaining to you guys, like, eventually I have to tell these people to fuck off. Yeah. Because Olga eventually told this middle-aged woman, just fuck off. No more talking to me. I have a car I park it on the street. It's legal. It's not allowed to come out and yell. You're not allowed to call like literally like a building inspector was coming to my house to look at something else. I was doing a kitchen remodeling, and she was trying to flag him down. I'm like, hey, tell these people that can't park on the street. And he was like, that's not my job. And they can park on the street. How do you make it to 63 years old and go? This is ancient burial ground. Yes. I've claimed this in the name of Spain. It's a street. I've annexed it. My flag is here. There's no signs up for street to be, or there's nothing. It's called a street, and you're allowed to park on it.

38:02It's not your street. Sorry, the note. So Chris, you got multiple notes from this bag. Yeah, I did. So we were at a practice for Long Beach Grand Prix. So I came over to your house, and we all took one car over. But while we were at the practice, I'm getting a text from Rob who was working on your house saying, this lady left a note. I took it off. She left another one. I took it off. She left another one. And then we got back to your house at night, and we pull up, and again, my car, I turned the headlights on. She's standing right in front of my car. That's a horror movie. It's 10 o'clock at night. Yeah. All in one day. And the note says, This is a weekday with no action. The Tuesday morning. There's nobody coming or going. There's not a block party. There's no, it's not like my daughter's back in town, or the movers have showed up. He's parked on the street. And then the driver's bumper goes into this five foot wide walkway. And it doesn't obstruct anything in any way. It's a curb. It's like, please don't park your car right in front of the walkway. Well, it's not right in front of the walkway.

39:03It makes it difficult for my guests to use. But what guests are we talking about? And also, there's a driveway. You can just walk up the driveway. It can't access the house. Hey, Amarna, where are you? I kept driving. I came by. I tried to... I actually... I looked for a place to walk up. I thought I could get a cherry picker and lower myself into the chimney. But it turns out you got a fire shell there. And I couldn't make it in. So I drove home. Jesus fucking Christ. And like, she was waiting outside the house. Waiting because... Oh, the pounce. That's a horrible tenet bag. Because I dropped them off. I did it out to dove into the car and she was there. I mean, it wasn't 12 seconds. Right. No, I expected to confront her just because I'm always anxious about that stuff anyway. And I still just got in, pushed the start button before I even closed the door. And second the headlights go on. She's right in front of me. Yeah. And about the window. Oh, yeah. She just... Yeah, she did. She came up to my car. I'm like just looking straight like God. This is all day. This is literally you spending the entire day just staring out the window.

40:03Yeah. Way to the pounce. Rule number one. Always home. Yeah. Always home ready to pounce. And rule number two is like, what are these people doing living their lives without my permission? How dare you? Just doing what? And how come I wasn't consulted? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Stick it to cars. You reminded me of another incident involving my super shitty neighbor who shady. No shitty. Who shitty? But shady who didn't pay his bills. I had multiple, multiple accounts being sent to his house. We had the downstairs unit right alongside, you know, how LA apartments have like, you know, the driveway to go back to the car port. We're right by the driveway. And we hear, I don't know, some sort of banging or mechanical, you know, clicking whatever above the, middle of the night, you know, midnight, whatever it is. And all of a sudden, we, we hear our neighbor yelling out the window, hey, what are you guys doing? My car, the backpack is being repossessed. Yeah. We've had that recently. Oh, great. We had a neighbor's repossessed in our alley. Are there that many shitty people, shitty adults?

41:04Yeah. Are you guys overwhelmed on how many dumb fuck shitty, unreasonable, piece of shit adults there are? I've always said this. Like, I never knew what that was broken with me. I never knew adults would be the stupid when I was 11. I said, a adult, he's got a car. There's a pharmacist. Oh, yeah. It's going to be so bad. It's like, they're high school. I had no idea. I wanted to be unreasonable, fucking dumb and super entitled, which I don't think was around when I was a kid. Now, everyone's been cretin' up with entitlement. All right, Gina, go heat up. Bye. You're collectible offerings. All right, we'll take a quick break and we'll do it your feelings right after this. It's time to check Adam's voicemail. Adam and Ryan and Chicago, exciting news. Fid and Marty Kroff will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame month February 13th.

42:09I thought you might like to know. Mahalo. You can leave us a message at 888-634-1744. Oh, man. Finally, the genius of Sid and Marty Kroff. You're looking at the people, like, taking a pickaxe as Donald Trump's star and you're like, hey, come over here. They've ruined more childhoods than ethnic cleansing. They really have. And I know that sounds like an extreme example. But think about how many people saw those. That's right. Ethnic cleansing is, you know, it's feeling far between. It's devastating when it comes about. No, but it's not world-new. This was everywhere. This was an epidemic. Sid and Marty Kroff, the far-out space nuts and all their nonsense, nuts, their sigment in the sea monsters. Oh, just junk. Junk. Land of the lost. I never... Well, when you started talking about this, I know what we were talking about because it didn't stand the test of time.

43:10It didn't go into repeats. It wasn't like forced upon my generation, like, you know, Flintstones or maybe or, you know, those kinds of things. It's gonna be due, I guess. Mmm. All right. Well, maybe I should show up there. I should show up. Show up. Oh, you know what I should do? You know what I'd like to do? I see those groups. You know, I sit around and I watch as like TMZ and stuff like that and I go, Jessica Simpson was doing a tour, lecturing about her book. She's got a new book coming out and then at some point, some nutty broads jump up in the end to go, first murder, first murder, holding up signs and they're yelling first murder. And there's a part of me that go, now those broads are nutty, but there's another part of me that goes, wait a minute, how come I don't get to being a group? Like, what's my group? Are we gonna get them on a me? You know what I mean? Like, show up and... You know what I'm thinking? Like, here's what I'm thinking more. I'm not really into fur, you know, one way or the other. I'm not gonna be taking a cruise on the rainbow warrior or any of that kind of stuff.

44:10I don't have a lot of black lives, man. I don't have a blue lives, man. I'm not a car. You have a car. I'm under the car space. But what if my thing, like what PETA does, like with the fur and stuff, what if I dumped buckets of red paint on undeserving talents who are getting a star in the walk of fame? Oh, like when city, when Sid and Marty Crafson, those two colossal old hacks come daudering up to get their fucking thing. I just come running out yelling you ruined my childhood and my, you know, my bunch of, I get middle-aged chicks that cry with me and your form of art is junky poison my brain. I have a box funeral for your childhood. Yeah, I do it. I do it like when the guy from Dow Chemical is, you know, giving a speech and someone goes, you're poison the water. I go, you poison my brain. Yeah. With your fucking art, your horrible art. I think you could get a substantial number of people behind this. Give me IMDB on Sid and Marty Crafson. And then what's the date?

45:10Because I may show up tomorrow. It's today. Oh, today, today. I gotta get a game move in. All right, but let's bring it home then. I gotta get, you know, my bucket of paint. Well, why not protest their horrible art? Nope. There's a reasonable. Someone walking around looking like Corella Deville. That makes no never mind to me. But my boy, my brain has been permanently poisoned by Sid and Marty Crafson. We're hailing the Miss Heroes. By the way, would you like to hear the entire theme song for Land of the Lost? Because it's in my bean. I can't get it out. Really rather not. I have the whole song. I can do the whole song. I can't do the Pledge of Allegiance. I can't do Grand Old Flag. But I can do Land of the Lost. Do God bless America. Can't do it. America the Beautiful? Nope. What? America the Beautiful. Amber Weves are great. Home on the Range. I can do the Buggerloo's theme song. I can do the Lidsville theme song. I can do Sickman and Seamonser. The Lost Soss are I can't do far out space nuts.

46:10Land of the Lost, Electro Woman and Dynacar. Jesus. They're just a never ending ssss. They're just a hamper of ssss that was bottomless. And that's all they did. And again, their chances of doing anything today are right up there with Bob Koosie getting back into the leak. It's a different game. It's a different game. It's a different game. It's a good. Sorry. I'm angry. Shall we? What do you go? Gina Grads, your feelings brought to you by Butcherbox. She could not stop beating. She could not stop beating. She could not stop beating. She could not stop beating. Then I friend Betty Hilder. Now she's cold. Healthy Wheels at night. And ever since then, Her clothes on has tight. It's time for each of your feelings.

47:12Do some healthy things. With Gina's recipe. What do you think so far? I got a shot at that artichoke in there. Good. And the pesto with the part, what's in there? What cheese is in there? Parmesan. The pesto is toasted pine nuts, basil, olive oil, parmesan, and garlic. You're talking. Dawson says no room for parmesan. I like it. It's bound to begs to differ. I know. I like it a lot. I was inspired by a PTA meeting we had to go to. We had to get a tray of those like pinwheel sandwiches. I was like, well, I can't eat these. My fiance can't eat these. What if I just made a pinwheel made of meat? That sounds like something we could all enjoy. That's a picture I took. A meat wheel. A meat wheel. So I made these pesto chicken roll ups. I just took the chicken breast pounded it flat with a meat tenderizer. Put pesto on both sides, homemade pesto, all the ingredients, all the directions are on my website,

48:13grainfreecomfortfood.com. Super easy. And you just, nothing. It sounds difficult. No, very difficult. And complex. So you just put pesto on both sides of the chicken breast once it's flat and once it's pounded out. You take, I like, I was like, what would be a nice Mediterranean complimentary vegetable? I chose artichoke hearts and a little bit of cherry pepper, pimento. Yeah. And roll them all up, cooked them for about a half an hour, and it's done. So I like to cut them in half because I like to be able to see the middle. And it's just something a little different. And I didn't always like pesto, but I really like it now. And chicken breast is pretty flavorless. So I thought this would be nice to complement that. I like pesto. I didn't like pesto. I like marinara and I like cream sauces. Didn't have time for pesto. Basic bitch. I love pesto now. And so I've made it with boiled shrimp. And I just thought this would be kind of a fun family night. Really, truly not difficult meal everyone could make. The pesto with the parmesan kicks it up into the mix.

49:14Oh, good. I'm glad. So Marjon's great. My biggest argument was against pine nuts. Oh, they're so good. Did you put those in there? I toasted them myself. Yeah, toasted pine nuts and brought it all together. It has a nice fat and nice nuttiness. I like it that way with a little shot of lemon juice, fresh lemon juice. And again, everything on grain free comfort food. And on Instagram, grain free comfort food, which just hit 10,000 followers, which means I can access a swipe up feature. So thank you guys. That was a really big deal for me. And please follow me there. And I'm glad you guys like it. Pictures are amazing. I see them online. Thank you. God bless you're doing the Lord's work. And hey, man, ladies get in the kitchen. Fellas get in the garage. You're both getting the kitchen. You're both getting the garage. Because I just, you know, when I hear you talk about this, and I see your like level of engagement, you know, people need engagement. I think that's what's going on. We're doing like kind of a passive engagement, which is like, I'm watching C-SPAN and getting angry. Boy, am I pissed. But that's not really engagement.

50:14It's sort of your relationship to the pieces and the parts that need to be toasted and pulverized and crushed. It keeps you in the moment. It clears your head. It's very therapeutic. I have a great time doing it. And I'll tell you the people that DM me the most. Well, those are dick pics. But the second most are dudes mostly telling me I've never cooked before in my life. I just made this for my wife. My girlfriend. It was a huge success. So that's me. I haven't been cooking forever at all. We're all just kind of in this together. These are good basic starter recipes. And I'm glad everybody likes them. And I like what is behind. I like the engine behind cooking for people. I was just always realized that that's kind of gymmy. So he's a very caring person and he likes to be like a service. And that's why he likes cooking. He doesn't like cooking because he likes cooking. He likes cooking because he likes offering things to people and go try this. That's how it's changed. So chelous. And we were literally just looking at a text from him and Andrew Yang at the same time.

51:18But he's like, I'm coming to see him interview Huey Lewis tonight at the Grammy Museum in downtown. And August is coming and Huey, you know, whatever. And then he's like, we should go out and eat afterward. And then it's like, okay. And then he of course is like, I found a Korean barbecue place. We're going for Korean bar. That's his thing. Like I want to make you happy. Yeah. I'm going to set it up. And you know he's paying. My god. Win, win, win. Yeah, it's just it's a good gene to have. There's also the opposite of that gene. It's like, fuck it. You could do fix yourself. That's the one you want. Like I used to say to my mom all the time I go, there's nothing to eat in the house and she goes, go. If you're hungry, you'll eat. And then she'd like walk out of the room, which is the exact opposite of the Jimmy. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to take tarragon and I'm going to take pepper and I'm going to take cocoa powder on sweeten. And I'm going to mix it. Where's my mortar and pestle mom so I can make myself some fucking dinner?

52:19Yeah. Like it's the exact opposite of that gearing. And that's my Jewish grandfather would be like, oh, I'm making tongue. Come have partake. With you. And that's the thing that we do with the kid. Because of course you're going to sit down with the four year old and he's going to go, why fill in the blank? I don't want chicken. I don't want this. I don't want that. But I know he's going to look back and go when he's with us, there's always a home cook meal and we always eat together. And I hope he remembers that when he gets older. I don't think people fully realize that all the implications of cooking and what that means. Well beyond food, caloric intake and nutritional value. I can tell you my mom's version of that didn't exist in a bubble. That was their entire. Right. It wasn't like, well, Jimmy's this way with food. But if you want a bar or ten bucks, good luck. Or if you want some, we want him to help you out on a project. Good luck. You're on your own. Like no, no, it's an all encompassing kind of way, like a gestalt, the way of being.

53:22You know, I think people don't realize it. But it's a nice way to present that. You know, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's almost a concrete way of going here's who I am. You know what I mean? And then what happens is is those young people. They don't sit around and wax poetic about, oh, my favorite grub hub driver was named Jose. That guy would bring me the most man. I remember that guy once. Oh, I miss that guy. I told him Del Taco. And then we struck up a conversation about noggles coming back. It was magical. I'll never forget it. That's why I became a physician. Right. No, there's none of that. It's all about what mama made. Yeah. But could also be about what mama didn't make. That's right. So you have all podcasts about that. And just hope you're listening, mom and John Mayer. If you're listening, I got a new song for you. Just as an adendum since Valentine's Day is tomorrow. I say fat most years to booking a reservation with that horrible prefix menu.

54:24This actually might not be a bad Valentine's Day dinner. So go on the website, grainfreecomfortfood.com or on Instagram. And pick something to make at home because it really is more of a special night. You're not wasting money on a prefix that you didn't want anyway. Each of you brought to you by put your box. Do some healthy. One, max, back right down, not for today, but Brad Williams made off with my filet, man, and, you know, from Saturday night. It's an issue. All right. I told Mike I wanted it back. But so far, I've not heard anything. Oh, my. Yeah. It's a very sad state of affairs for the ace man. I just remind me to tell you that story tomorrow. All right. Let's see. We'll take a break. Britney, who I saw, Furland, Lee, Tommy Lee's new wife. I saw backstage with Tommy at the... Poor Hills Canyon Club. Poor Hills Canyon Club. Tommy, look at my face.

55:24I'll do a one-on-one with her. I'll do that very interesting woman right after this. Britney Furland Lee is here. I saw her last at the Gore Hills Canyon Club. She's got a movie to plug. Got a podcast to plug. We'll talk about that. There's this... So do I'm dead. Backstage. And I just watched The Doc, American meme, which is very interesting, that sort of chronicle... A few people, Britney was one of them. It was very insightful and interesting. 94% on Rotten Tomatoes, by the way. It's up on Netflix if people want to take a glimpse in that world. Spy intervention is the name of the movie. And it's available on digital, on demand, select theaters starting tomorrow. And the podcast, worse, first, with Britney Furland, is one we'll talk about all of that. But let's first talk about you and how you got into this world.

56:25Oh my God. I mean, in The Doc, they showed you had a tough childhood. Although, I don't know how much of it was tough and how much of it is self-imposed. I don't mean to sound like a douche, but I mean, your family was a little fucked up, but reasonably sort of something. I know your mom was bad. It was pretty fucked up. It was your mom. It was definitely like... Your dad seemed old bad. My dad raised me. So my mom... My parents got divorced when I was really young. And my mom just is kind of... I left to be careful what I say, because I don't want to... It's in The Doc. Get sued by my mom. But yeah, it's... You know, it was a complicated childhood. It was a lot of violence, a lot of fighting, a lot of just really ridiculous stuff that shouldn't... Like a young child shouldn't have to go through. And I think it kind of just set me up for a lot of what I ended up dealing with.

57:27Later in my life, like a lot of anxiety and a lot of depression. And I mean, it's just been like a crazy ride. But I am so grateful that I was put into therapy and stuff like right away. So I was able to kind of get at it right away before, you know, it got really bad. So... Yeah. Yeah, I mean, so just for people to know, for a period of time, you're the most followed female on fine until they shut down. Yeah. How many, I don't know, seven, eight million? I had 10 million followers on fine. Yeah, so I mean, I... So I kind of had this crazy childhood. I mean, a lot of people have, obviously. Just some really traumatic, really bad stuff. I won't go into detail. But yeah, so then my dad raised me. It was just my dad and my brother. And my dad was kind of this, you know, funny, goofy guy. And my brother was really funny.

58:27And so I kind of grew up laughing and trying to like, you know, use comedy to kind of live my life and cope with everything in my life and what was absent in my life. And so I was like, class clown, I did theater, all this stuff. And then I was like, oh, I want to go to LA when I graduate. And I want to do comedy and I want to do movies and TV. And that's what I want to do. And so when I was 17, I packed up all my stuff and I went to LA and I struggled for a really long time because I had no money. I was broke. You know, people were like, join groundlings or do UCB or whatever. And I was meeting all these people that were doing that stuff, but I couldn't even afford it. I couldn't even afford like $400 a month for classes. I was just like, all right, well, I'll just hang out with you guys and maybe learn some stuff. Yeah. And then I was doing open mics, like, you know, comedy store, improv and all that stuff. And when I was starting, it's so funny because the people that I was with when I was starting all like huge successful people and I was like, crystal, Leo was starting and, you know, draw a car Michael and like, Esther Bavitsky.

59:30At the comedy store. At the comedy store. And like, we're all doing open mics and stuff like that. And then I started dating a stand up and then the stand up that I started dating was like, well, I don't want us both to do stand up. It's too competitive. Really? Yeah. And so I was like, well, then be better at stand up. Right. But I was so insecure and just wanted to be loved, which is like all the childhood shit. So I was like, okay, yeah, all stop doing stand up and you can do it. And I will go to improv. And so I started like hanging out with improv people, making videos, whatever. And then, you know, a couple years later, Ryan came out and took off. Can you ever, the fucked up mom? Yeah. I got a fucked up mom too. Years is a little more proactive. It's a little more docile. But either way, the fucked up mom, that leaves a mark. It really does. Fuck up dad is bad, but fucked up mom leaves a mark, right? Well, because you don't have that nurturing. You never got that, well, I never got that nurturing.

1:00:31Like, you'll be okay. I love you no matter what. I check in with you. I hug you. I kiss you. Like, kind of thing. It was always like, you know, okay, for instance, I'm probably going to get so much hate for drama from this. But like, so this is an example. So I remember being like five years old and getting a bath. And my mom was giving me a bath. And she was like, do you think I should leave your father? Right. And I was five. And I was like, I don't know, like I'm five, dude. And you're going to be a bath. And then she was like, his giant horse cock just doesn't fit inside of me. Really? And I was like, just that's like an example of just like the kind of bullshit that I, that's like a, and that's like the light lighter version. It's like, and I'm like five. And I'm like, ew, horse cock. What even ew? Like, but I've always said when a guy abandons the family, the father, the husband, or is sort of checked out or maybe verbally abusive or something, it doesn't mean he's nuts.

1:01:34It just means he's kind of a bad dad or self, selfish or self centered or whatever. When the mom is that way, she's nuts. There's issues. Look, there's an issue. There's a million and one examples of where's your dad? He moved to Florida when I was 11. I never saw him again. He's a bad guy, but he's not nuts. Mama who left, like when you talk to people like Tucker Carlson, his mom just abandoned the family, like that woman is nuts. There's something deeply wrong. Well, I think some women just don't have that maternal instinct and it's like, that's what kind of makes them like they don't care. It's like all about them. But usually, usually they experience some form of abuse or something. And that's why I like, I kind of don't get into it because she had a traumatic childhood. So whenever I talk about like what happened with me, I'm like, well, she went through it. You know, her father cheated on my grandmother all the time.

1:02:36You know, and like she was left at home with my grandfather at night and my grandmother worked nights at the hospital. My grandfather would leave my mom at like three and the house by herself to go cheat on my grandma, you know, just like crazy shit. Chaos. Chaos. Yeah. And so many people replicate that. Yeah. They just go into another relationship and they just do it again. Right. And then it becomes generational. And then they blame like, oh, I didn't have a good childhood. So, you know, that's the reason why and like my childhood was fucked up. And that's kind of like what I get when I, when I talk about it. She doesn't like me talking about it. But I'm like, I'm just, it's true. Like I'm not going to sugarcoat it. But how do you not replicate that chaos? How do I not? Yeah. Well, I did a lot, I did a lot of self work that my mother didn't do and doesn't do it. Like I don't know now if she's in therapy, she said she's in therapy and working on herself and like who knows on medication or not. Hopefully, my dad got me into therapy literally as soon as my parents got divorced, which

1:03:42was when I was like five, six years old. And what happened was, is I started developing OCD. So I don't know what from the stress I think I was going through was like, I don't know if you know about this, but basically like if I had to go downstairs, I would have to touch my, turn my lights like on and off eight times and then I could go downstairs. And if I didn't, then like my whole family would die. And you know, if I didn't unplug the blow dryer eight times, then the blow dryer was going to catch on fire and the whole house was going to burn down. And so I started doing these rituals, right? Do you, I have a little bit of that. Yeah. A little bit. Yeah. I find myself counting things. Yeah, counting is part of it too. Yeah. And we just start counting all the tiles, like how many tiles are here and that kind of thing or how many dots. Yeah. Yeah. A little, I'm not, it's not bad for me, but little rituals that usually try to get me to do more than I was doing or something like that. But I don't know if it's a trauma of a bad mom that brings, brings a little that out.

1:04:46I mean, I just think it's any trauma. I think when you're a child and you're being exposed to things that children should not be exposed to, it's going to create issues. I mean, I, I didn't all of a sudden, like, you know, I'm literally a little kid. I don't know about OCD and all of a sudden in my body, I have this feeling that if I don't, you know, if I bump into somebody and don't bump them eight more times, then part of their germs are going to go into me and I'm going to become them. So you come out, you start, you become this fine superstar and well, it's true. And, and you can get paid a lot of money. I was making so much money. Well, how much money can you make? So something like that. I worked with so many huge brands. I worked with like Wendy's. I worked with Domino's. I worked with a proctor and gamble and did a bunch of their brands benefit cosmetics. When I was at like 10 million followers, I was making like $100,000 for a sponsored video. And that's a six second video.

1:05:47And how many of those would you do per week or month or whatever? Well, I would usually get one branded video a month. And that was like one really good year when I would like do and sometimes two, but it was usually one. But then obviously this pressure to churn out material. Yeah. It's interesting because I have thoughts about it as well. I'm, you know, it's like Johnny Carson would go to the tonight show. He'd roll up there at 530. You know, he'd start taping at 7 and he'd do the show, smoke cigarette, drive back to Malibu or go across the street to Chadneys or whatever it was and have a steak and then go home. There wasn't at this sense of like, what are you creating when you get home or what about the drive home or what about the walk to Chadneys or then what about a quick shot after the show, some backstage, you know, whatever. So this 24 7. It's endless. But lights are always on.

1:06:47The doors never locked. It's a 7 11. It's not closed Sundays. There's no holidays. It's just as much material as you can churn out. You churn. And when you're not doing it, you're thinking I'm falling behind. Yeah. Someone's going ahead of me. And so then you get sucked into this weird treadmill. Yeah. A hamster. Right. And the way show business used to work is, you know, shows you're just being on sabbatical. Like we're going to do, we do 11 episodes and then we're dark. Mm-hmm. But there's no dark time anymore. No, there's no dark time on the internet. There's not. You have to impose darkness on yourself, essentially. Yeah, I have to like take breaks. I mean, my husband's like, would love me to take more breaks from my phone. You know, obviously I make all my money off of my social media. So it's my job. Yeah. So I'm constantly in the rat race per se with all these other people that are constantly putting out videos every single day. It's a new video every single day.

1:07:49It's a new meme or it's a new this or it's a new that. And so I'm, you know, I have to keep up with that or, you know, I fall, I do fall behind. You know, I mean, just on Vine, like I had 9.8 9.9 million 10 million followers. We'll call it. And when I left Vine, I went to Instagram, but I didn't tell everyone, oh, come follow me on Instagram, right? But all the other VINERS did and they had some people on Vine that had less of a following than me now have like 20 million followers on Instagram because they went and were like, hey, come follow me on this. Like, I, you know, I'm promoted the shit out of it. And I just didn't think that way. I was kind of like, oh, it's over and like that was fun. And I'm just going to keep doing Instagram people that wanted to find me on there could find me, you know, and it just, it's just nonstop though. It really is. It really is. Well, look, you're going to have to govern yourself. I do. Yeah, I do now. Yeah. Tommy Lee, who is, he's always struck me as one of the most sincere guys ever.

1:08:52He's really sweet and sweet. No one's childlike. He is a child. He's a child, right? He's a child. Right? Like, I know him a bit. I don't know him. He's looking at my face. I don't, I don't, you know, I don't know when these guys go. So I'm friends with Tommy Lee because I'm not friends with him, but I know him. He loves you. He's got such a childlike sort of spirit to him. Like it's super sweet. It's super authentic. Yeah. And it, it exudes when you get around him. Yeah. Get that feeling. It's beautiful. That's like part of what made me fall in love with him. What is that? Like who? I don't know anybody is that way. Like I know good dudes. I know generous people, but I don't know that weird sort of, it's like a child. He is a child. He's like the, he's the most like you. He's a four-headed, giddy. He is like his personality, I would say, is like he's a 17 forever, 17 year old boy. Yeah. And he ain't goth. He's like 17, you know, schools out for summer. Right.

1:09:53Kind of 17. And like fun and has all this energy. I mean, he wakes up at 8 a.m. every day, even on weekends. He goes running. He does boxing. He, you know, he cooks himself breakfast and he's all happy and cheery and has, and then he could stay up till like 2 a.m. Like he is this like exponential amount of energy. It's kind of weird. I do believe it's something everyone can work on, but what he has is a wire. And he doesn't take anything. He's not on an antidepressant. He doesn't do any drugs. Like he doesn't even drink anymore. He's just him. Yeah. It's kind of amazing. I mean, especially me, because I take an antidepressant and I'm like, God, I would kill to fucking want to wake up at 8 a.m. And like go for a run, you know, just to have that feeling to be like, oh, I need to run. It'd be great, you know? Yeah, yeah. I'm, I'm envious. And I, and I, I, those same people, I know I, I call, it's the people want to go to the wine, swim 100 laps at 6 a.m. Like, what the fuck? I don't get it.

1:10:54I don't get it either. I'm going to go on a limb and say, we have a sense of humor and thus we're night owls. Right. And we think in a different way. It's better to be awake at night, I think. Well, they've studied sleep patterns and personalities and types. I've talked to doctors about this. And there are people that are genetically wired to get up in the morning and there are people that are genetically wired to stay up at night. And there's a few different encoded kind of wiring. And I don't think it's a coincidence that comedy clubs aren't open at noon. You know what I mean? This shit all takes place at night into the wee hours. You know, people are up on stage at one 30 in the morning. Like I was at the comedy store a night ago or whatever. And it's like, I was looking down the list like so and so one 30, you know, like, and there's people in the audience. So the fact that it is, it's called a night club. Yeah, yeah, it's that's a day club.

1:11:56Yeah, yeah. Right. It's there for a reason. It attracts those people. Right. And maybe we're those people. I think so. I think I've, I mean, I've always been that way since high school. Like I've been, I will stay up. I just, I get become alive at like 9 p.m. Like that's when I finally wake up and then I'm like, I'll stay up until like three or four just being away. Right. But you have to, I think the key is you can be whatever kind of person you want to be. Unfortunately, life is going to impose a schedule. Yeah, I hate that. And if it's like there's one flight and it's the only flight that goes to Milwaukee and leaves LA exit 7 a.m. Well, then guess what night person. Yeah. The fuck off. Yeah. No, that's the worst. I mean, it's so funny because we're talking about this movie spy intervention that I'm doing and it's such a fun movie. It's an indie movie. And we shot it in New York state. And I remember like I love doing films. I love acting. That's like what I came out here to do, right? So I love it.

1:12:57But then it's so funny because at, you know, when you're doing films and TV and stuff, it's you have to get up so early. I mean, I had to be on set some days at like 5.30 a.m. And I'm just like, what the fuck? Like it's so not me and no matter how much melatonin I take the night before, I'm just like, fuck, I can't go to sleep. Like it's just not my schedule, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I would get up and do it. But I was just like, God, like can we just do night shoots? Like it would be so much more convenient, honestly. The early bird shit fucks me up. It really does. Completely great. It was fun. I don't think I don't. I think one thing I've learned is you're not supposed to take melatonin. It's not good for it. It doesn't put you asleep. Oh. It can keep you asleep. But I think magnesium is what you're, I think they're shooting for as well. It's a curse. I'm the exact same way. Can't shut it off. And it's, but look, some people never turn it on. So at least you got something to try to shut down. I try to think about that when I'm like, you know, I'm like, God, I'm so jealous of

1:14:00these people that are so proactive and don't take anything. They're just fucking living their lives. I'm like, okay, but at least I like have a sense of humor. You know, at least I have that. You got to, you have a motor. Yeah. And a lot of people are what we call flatliners. It's just nothing there. So you have that. So that's good. Now, what we have to do, I think a motor, it's like, it's like a firearm. It's like a pistol. Like is it good or is it bad? And the question is, who's holding it? Is it a gangbanger or is it a cop? Like who's holding it? I mean, like was a bank robber or is it security? Right. Your motor can be used for good or can be used for evil. True. It can turn on yourself or you can be Jimmy Kimmel and be always out there, you know, creating and producing and always smiling and laughing and using that motor. My face would hurt like just always like, hey, it's so good to see you. It's good to see everybody. Yeah. All the time. I'm going to see him tonight. We have to see him. I mean, honestly, I watch talk shows and just the fact that they just laugh at everything

1:15:03that people say even when it's not funny. Yeah. I'm just like, God, it's painful. I couldn't do it. No, I couldn't do it. I couldn't be like, oh, yeah, that's great. You know, I couldn't do it. He's genetically gracious. Yes. That's who he is. Okay, that's nice. I'm not. You're not. Not at all. Thank you. If someone says something that's not funny, I'm just going to be like, okay, cool. Anyway. It's really a worst late night host is making people feel like shit all the time. Nice try, buddy. So the feeling and I have a lot of thoughts about this subject. Okay. The subject is moving backwards. Okay. And the folks that never had any success in their life are like constantly pushing to try to find some success. True. So the folks, you and I are in the same category. Are we? Well, you had 10 million followers. I had two shows on cable TV going.

1:16:03Yeah, but you're traditionally famous. I'm internet famous. That's so different. You're like a real famous person. I'm like one of those famous people that are like, oh, yeah, shit. A bunch of followers, like no one cares. Well, to be fair to you and and and and and and I should say not fair to me. Look, I'm running to people all the time. They'll go like, you know, hey, what are you up to these days? You know, and I'll go, I'm doing a podcast or whatever writing book and I'll go like, oh, okay. Hey, buddy, Kimmel's killing it, man. Dead. There is that. There's a lot of that. Yeah. You have to deal with it. I mean, that's how that's show business. Okay, but let's be honest. If you died right now and I died, you would be on the news. I wouldn't probably be anywhere. Maybe pre-assultant would wait on it. Wait a minute. What if you killed me? I bet you'd get some coverage today. Grace, you got kitchen. Can somebody let me stab Adam so I can just get some press? I'm just kidding. But no, I'm being serious. Like that's how you like I feel like.

1:17:04No name kills national treasure. News at six. Seriously, they feel like that internet chick, I guess, the Vine girl, Vine star, murders, Adam Corolla. Wife of Tommy Lee. Exactly. Not even a name. Dead. Dead. There's so many people famous on the internet now. It's becoming like it's like who cares. Well, I mean, I'm looking here at time to clear you, to be one of the most influential people on the internet, 2015 Obama-Brock Obama Kim Kardashian. Yeah. To just the Biber. So the job is to get up every day and a sort of pedal that bike. But to not obsess over who's in front of you or who's behind you. You just get up and peddle the bike. That's the goal, not to compare. Right. Not to compete. You're on your own lane. You're not against anyone. You're not racing anyone. And for you, you're married to a baby man, child.

1:18:07Who makes money. Yeah. He's very successful, yeah. Right. Now, I don't know what Tommy's income is, but you don't need to work, do you? I don't need to. But also I got married and everything stays the same. I pay my own bills. I pay, you know, car insurance, health insurance, everything for myself, my phone bill. I never once was expecting that just because I'm marrying someone who makes a lot of money that I'm going to all of a sudden get a free ride. And that's what's funny. A lot of people are like, oh, you're gold digger. I'm like, bitch, I pay all my own shit. The only thing I don't pay is rent because it's not my house, you know, it's my husband's house, you know, it's his house. He bought it with his money belongs to him. What's the majority or the line share of Tommy's income? What do you mean by that? Is it royalties? Is it touring? Is it producing? Is it playing? Like, okay, so Motley crew is really,

1:19:08they were really smart. When they were with electric records and they were leaving them, they demanded, electric was, you know, they had some disagreements and that and electric was owned all their songs and then they said, okay, we'll leave early and give you back whatever. If you just give us our rights and are back to our songs, our ownership, right? So they're one of the only bands that own their music and they own their catalog, which is worth so much money, like so, so much money. So he constantly, you know, whenever someone plays a Motley song or whatever on TV, he gets like thousands and thousands of dollars for that. So he's got mailbox money. Yes, he doesn't have to do anything to be honest, but he is so proactive and he's still so healthy and, you know, obviously tons of fucking energy. So they're doing this tour. Do you hear about it, the stadium tour? I heard something about it. Yeah. So they're going on tour again with freaking, I think it's a deaf leopard,

1:20:09Joan Jett and poison and Motley crew. It's gonna be fucking insane. It's already sold out. I think it's not till June. It's like sold out in like 40 states. And do you go along with him on the tour? I've never gone along with him, I'm gonna go along for this one. I'm gonna check it out. Have you figured out the accommodations, like how's it work? Do we fly in first class? Do we have a private jet? Do we have a jet that we lease out for the whole tour? Like how's it work? They've done that. They have a, they all get these crazy buses because that's the easiest way. So like they'll fly to like wherever the show starts. I think it starts in Florida or Miami. Right. I think what they do is they'll all fly there and the bus meets them there. And then they kind of venture their way back to Los Angeles and bus. And so you take a bus. And you get like two or three days off here and there. But for the most part, it's like he said it's like perform, get on the bus, sleep, and then you wake up in the next state and tour city and you perform again. And it's like back to back to back and they get like sometimes a day or two off in between.

1:21:10So it's pretty gnarly for like three months straight. And I'm excited. I think it's going to be fun. I'm like never gone done this before. Yeah, it's exciting and grueling at the same time. I think it's so, I was like, aren't you tired? Like playing for fucking two hours a night just beating on drums. And then you go to sleep and then the next night you got to do it again. Like aren't you soar? Like I don't know how he does it. That's what I'm saying. He's like a machine. They're probably going to what take turns headlining or rotating or whatever. I think a deaf leopard and them switch back and forth between who's headlining. But then it's like poison and Joan Jett. Play I think get like 40 or 50 minutes. I don't know how it works. But yeah, so you know how it is. It's like, they're all, it's these big bands all sharing a stage, which is insane. I mean, and I went to the press conference and I mean, everyone's like, they're so ready. I mean, like Brett Michael still looks great. Like Joan Jett looks great. They're all still loving performing. So it's going to be a crazy show.

1:22:11You should come. You should come and do that. Yeah, when you do that. Yeah, yeah. I would love to go. Yeah. So you have this childhood that's less than enviable. Right. You come out here at 17, which is really young. Right. Especially girl coming out to this place. Buy yourself. Buy yourself. And I moved to downtown LA. And this was 2005. Yeah. Downtown when there was nothing. There wasn't even a grocery store. Yeah, I don't know what year, what year's a staple center built around then? I think the staple center was there, but it was like, there was like nowhere to eat. People didn't realize downtown was scary, vacant, omega man, shit. Like there wasn't anything going on. It was like a pilot's now. Yeah, there was, it was just nothing going on and dicey and weird, not sort of what it is. A staple center open in 99, but it sort of began the process of rejuvenating downtown. And now it's awesome.

1:23:12Right, but you were there during a scary time. Yeah. Because I thought downtown LA was like New York City. Right. I thought, oh, that's where I need to be. Right. I had no idea. So you, you have a resilience and a kind of a core toughness and the motor we talked about. And you also have the experience. Like you have the bin there, done that, highs and lows to reflect on. So you're sort of well equipped at this point. Yeah. I've also done a lot of therapy and self reflection and still doing a lot of therapy. And still doing a lot of therapy. And you're in good shape for the next step. Yeah. I mean, I'd like to think so. It's not like I don't have my days. Like there'll be days where I wake up and I'm like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that? My diet, like I had a weird pain somewhere. Have that happen? No. You wake up and get like a shooting pain in one part of your body and you're like, this is it. It's an interesting thing. I'm curious.

1:24:13I think if you grow up with a mom that's not nurturing and doesn't really pay any attention to you or whatever, you can either go into a slightly hyper-conductor act mode or for sure. Or you can go into my mode, which is like, nah, don't care. You don't care. I don't care about you. Not scared of dying. I don't have any thoughts about my health. I don't. No, I mean, I don't have concern for my wellbeing. No fear. I just, I have a high threshold for pain and I don't think about that. Do you feel good most days? Like you feel regular. Like you don't feel like anything's wrong. You don't get hot flashes. You don't, you know, get fast heart rate, nothing like that. I'm trying to think. I, you know, I do think about, well, how do you, how do you feel? And you go, well, I don't know. How's everyone else feel? Like I, I don't have a yardstick to measure. Right. Other people's, I don't know where the starting point is, like, can we set a mark for how everyone feels?

1:25:13And then I would know if I feel good or bad. Well, if you're not thinking about how you feel, if it's not coming to your mind, like the forefront of your mind, you're probably good. Because the thing is with me is I constantly have, like my body has like physical reactions to anxiety or stress. And so then I'm constantly thinking about it. Because I'm like checking, doing a lot of checking in. You know what I mean? And like, oh God, I'm like, my heart's beating really fast. I'm like, then I'll start thinking about that and that kind of thing. But if you're just living your life and you're not even worried about it, like you're not worried about like, oh, I'm feeling hot or my hands are numb or whatever, you're good. I think you're good. I, I think there's a danger in checking your own gauges. Oh, for sure. Too often. Like if I run in hot, I run in cold, I'm oil pressure too high. Like what's the RPM at? Like if you're just staring at your dashboard of life all the time waiting to overheat or blow a gasket or something, I like cars. But the point is, is you have to kind of, when I race cars, they'll be a gauge

1:26:15and it'll be a water temp gauge, you know? And they'll be a little sticker on it and it'll be like, if it starts getting above 220, it's getting into a bad zone. So you wanted it between 190 and 200 or something like that. But if it's hard. And then so you do your race. When you're on a straightaway and there's not people around you so close and whatever, everything's vibrating, making a lot of noise and stuff, but you will look down. You can glance and check the needle and see where it's at. But if you just stare at it, you'll crash. Yeah. And it's kind of a metaphor, but it's like the gauge is there and you should check the gauge, which is glance at it and then back to the task at hand, like getting around the next corner. Here's the thing that sucks for me is that I have a very severe anxiety disorder. So I'll wake up sometimes because my heart is pounding out of my chest. And then I have an app that my doctor was like, oh, just download this app and make sure that it's not,

1:27:18oh, you know, your heart's not beating over 130 or 40 or whatever, right? And sometimes it is for no reason. Just wake up out of sleep and my heart will be literally beating 150 beats per minute 140. Like I just ran or something. And so that's the kind of thing that happens to me. It's not like I'm looking for it. It's like it'll just happen. And then I'm like stuck and I'm like, fuck, and I'm freaking out. I'm like, what do I do? And it's weird. It's like it just happens. And that's our answer for you. What is your answer? Valium. No. I think I'm pretty sure I can cure your problem. You can? Oh my God. If I just come on your show and you fix me, I'd be so happy. I do. I look, I fixed Dr. Drew when he had a panic attack. I have him all the time. I had one on the way here. I could feel him. I just went numb because I was tired. I didn't sleep all last night and I was driving. And I started thinking, okay, I'm really tired right now. And my anxiety just manifests physically. So my hands literally will go numb. Like I could stab him with a fork and it wouldn't feel it.

1:28:19And so I'm sitting there and I'm like, fuck, I'm fucking having an anxiety attack. And I'm trying not to think about it. And I'll do all these things like a deep breathing app. I have valium for emergencies, but hate taking drugs. So I hardly ever take it. And then I do this thing where it's like mind, mindlessness or whatever, you just say, mindfulness or whatever. Mindfulness, whatever. You just say a word over and over and head in your head. Can you just picture Oprah talking about it? You just say the word blank over and over again in your head. So you can't keep thinking. But I would love to hear how you cure Dr. Drew of his panic attacks. Well, I just yelled at him and told him we had a head it's time to get back on stage from the form. And he got up and he went and then he was out of his head. He wasn't, he wasn't left alone with his panic attack. Yeah. He was given marching orders. He yelled at him. Yeah, it was sort of like if you were having a panic attack and then all of a sudden you saw like a runaway train like heading at you, your panic attack would cease. Your number one thought was how do I get out of the way of this mountain lion or this, whatever. Like if you were having a panic attack, let's just say you're in your living room

1:29:20and you had a panic attack and all of a sudden there was an earthquake. You wouldn't be in panic attack anymore. You'd be like, I got to find a door jammer. I got the decorative plates are going to fall off the top of Tommy's cabinetry in the kitchen. You know, you'd be somewhere else. And like I just yelled at Dr. Drew, get out of his panic attack at the fuck back on stage. I'm talking, you sit there. Let's go and I throw him on stage and he stopped having his panic attack. But that's not what's going to cure you. Okay, help me. What's going to cure me? Where you guys live in a, you're up in the hills. Calvass. Yeah. You're in Calvass. You got a swimming pool. We do. Do you keep it heated during the winter months? No. Should we? No. It's a heated pool. Are you talking about cold showers and cold punches? I'm going to take that plunge. It'll fix you. It'll fix you. It'll fix you. It'll fix you. It'll, it'll, it'll, it, it's so good for you physiologically. Really?

1:30:21But it's better for you mentally. What does it do? It, it, it gets you first things first. I do it every morning. I live in Larkiniana. I got to exact same thing. One more time anxiety. Everything, the first thing it does is it gives you something to do. Like I got to get up, I got to do this. Now there's a, there's a part of it like we talk about. We're night people. Right. I go to bed at 12.31 o'clock, regardless of what the next day holds. And I, I do a lot of up at 5.30, meet the thing with the Uber to the LAX and then the flight that leaves. I do a lot of that. So when I go to bed at 12.31 o'clock and the alarm goes off at 5.15, I feel like shit. I mean, I feel sluggish, sluggish is shit. And oftentimes that can stay with you throughout the day. Like this kind of crazy sort of Malaysia you're in. Like weird kind of cobwebs. Like you're not 100%. You know? And with what we have to do is like, you gotta get on a plane.

1:31:21You gotta go to this thing. You gotta go to this guy's show or whatever. And you're like in this weird echo chamber of, of, there's, there's fog in your head. You do a lap underwater in a freezing pool and you pop up the other side. You're fucking awake. You're fucking awake. You're wondering, I don't care what time you went to bed the night before and what time the alarm went off this time. You pop out, like you pop out, you big inhale with like the cold water coming off you and you naked. You're fucking 100% awake. Wow. You do that every morning. Every single morning. You throw yourself in the pool. I walk in and I go down to the deep end. I go underwater. I go back and I pop up and you're 100% awake. Now there's a physiological thing that's going on with the cold water. It's, it's good. It's good for inflammation. It's good for everything. It's like while the athletes sit in the cold, in the cold water tub after the game, you know? A professional, a professional football player. Is it like cryo-fear beacon? There's a, there's a bit of everything. But the, the main thing is is you have broken yourself. You're in charge of you.

1:32:22You know? Because when you have the panic attack, that's you out of control. That's the panic attack taking charge of you. You going in the pool, it's like in the documentary and as it happens so often, young girls like yourself, you end up cutting on yourself. That's a way to sort of try to control something negatively, but you're trying to control it. This is a positive version of you controlling your life. And you know, the number one answer is, it's fucking cold. I don't want to do it. Yeah, I know. That's, that's the deal. It's so cold. I hate being cold. You do. That's the deal. But it is you physiologically and psychologically just taking control of your life. Just shocking your system. And it just shocked you. And also when you're walking out in, steams coming out of your mouth in the morning, you're not thinking about anything. You're just staring at the pool. Like you're not going, where's my Instagram account? You're not going to have any thoughts other than what you have to do.

1:33:23Does it work the same if I was to turn my shower on cold and gotten a cold shower or now do you have to throw yourself in the pool? The thing about the shower, because this is what Dr. Drew does. Okay. It leaves the door open for cheating a little bit. Okay. I mean, it's kind of like a snack well to a diet. Like these are low fat, fudge brownie cookies. Yeah. I know you do, but it's cheating. It's cheating. Shout out to snack balls. It's bullshit. Shouldn't you get $100,000 or something else? I should get $100,000. I'd do it for 80 grand. Snack well. What I'm saying is it's great, but if you're eating fudge, you ain't on a diet. True. This is the part in the shower, you get to control that. The temperature. And you find yourself being very good to yourself. So you do, like, I'll get some hot water going. Just get my court up a little bit. No, I'll give myself a little shot and then I'll bring it back. No, no, no. It's got to be freezing cold. You got to go for it.

1:34:25You got a pool. I do. You're a Calabassus. You're the exact same region I am in terms of outdoor temp. It gets cold at night. Get it. Fucking freezing. People don't realize that they think that I'm in California. Like it's so hot. You must be like you're wearing tank tops like all the time, huh? And I'm like, no, dude, if there's like frost sometimes, you know, people don't realize that. Now here's the deal. Yeah. There is no negative side effects or snow. You're not going to get cold. You're not going to have our attack. Get a flu. Not going to get anything. You'll get nothing. And if you'd like the entire journey round trip to be under three minutes, it's totally doable. You can never do time as an excuse. Okay. See the entire from you walking out that sliding door in the back of your toasty warm Haseyenda to the time you walk back in with the towel on under beetle song. So you don't have to stay in there certain amount of time. Just jump in shock your system. Get out.

1:35:25I would walk in the shallow end, but with purpose, don't ever slow down. Okay. Just walk it right in. Don't stop. Don't stop. Go to the deep end. Go underwater. Drown my back in. Drown yourself. I'm not. I mean, Lee had a kid drowning as fucking how horrible. Oh, horrible. That house was built on a Indian burial ground. That's right. It's such a sad story. That's where all the horrible, most horrible shit happened to him at that house. Up off of mall, mall, mall home. The mall of his, mall of his, yeah, horrible. He said like they told them when they bought the house that it was a burial ground, like, you know, and, you know, he said that it was just always bad vibes there. Just always. It was just really negative. I remember that. Yeah. It's like a kids party and he got in trouble for it, but it was crazy because he had like he had hired a lifeguard who didn't do their job. He hired a lifeguard for the day and the kid, the kids, what happened was the kid's nanny was like, I'm going to go take, go check on my dog or something and left the kid.

1:36:29There was a kid that was specifically for that, you know, the nanny for the kid that would the drown in the lifeguard and the lifeguard. And Tommy's like, I fucking hired a lifeguard, a paid lifeguard to watch everybody and he's a fucking idiot. And it's like, it was horrible. Yeah. Yeah. God. It's got to be more than that. Cause I mean, maybe we probably before you came to LA, oh, definitely. Alright. So let's get back to you. Not drowning in the pool. I'm telling you, we're in our breeding for like drones herself, Adam Corolla told her to unknown actress found floating in Tommy Lee pool after advice from pot king, Adam Corolla goes awry news at six. Adam Corolla told her to go shock her system, dead. I love it. Now, you're never gonna follow up on this. I, what, do, told plunge? Yeah. I will. I want to do it all that's in you. I want to do it like a five day in a row. And see how I'm doing. Yeah. And see if it's changed my life. Five days. Okay, now do you go all the way into water, head into water? Yes.

1:37:29Everything. Okay. You gotta get under. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I will do it. I promise. We're gonna keep up. You can ask Tommy. I will do it. I'm gonna get up. I'm gonna walk myself into the pool, drown a little bit and then get out. Go under. Go under. Just go five days in a row. Okay. And see how my panic attacks are. Yes. You're a mentally tough person. Uh. Well, no, you're both. I mean, no, no. All right. I will take, you're like a, I'm mentally so weak. Are you kidding me, dude? I'm so sensitive. No, but you got crazy work ethic. And you know how to push yourself. I do push myself. You can push yourself. I push myself through it. So I would see you like a 1960s Jaguar, which is beautiful. Oh, thanks. Performance is great. But the wiring's a little tricky. Dead. It could start raining. Fucking car wouldn't start. So all we gotta do is fix the wiring. Okay, cool.

1:38:29We got the beautiful part. We got the performance part. And then we just work that wiring harness out a little bit. I went and had my brain shocked and that's still didn't even cure it. You, you are capable of pushing yourself and achieving and being tough on yourself. I'm trying. You do that pool five days in a row. Okay. No cheating. Get underwater. What if you, wouldn't it be crazy if you fix me? I will. Out of all the money I've spent going to doctors that are just trying to put me on drugs. Just give it to me. I mean, Adam, Adam growl. I changed my life. You told me to go get underwater in a pool. I will, I will change your chemistry. I will fix this for you. Wow. I fixed Dr. Drew. Does he do it every day now? No, he's a pussy, but but if he ever has a panic attack, I'll fix him. It's crazy to hear that Dr. Drew has panic attacks. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a first off. You, you find out everyone just has their foibles, right? Right. Everybody's human, everybody. Everybody's what I don't worry about. How I feel.

1:39:29I don't worry about dying. I'm just me. I just live my life. I have concerns and I have thoughts, but I don't bury myself in them. You seem normal. I feel like it's too self-indulgent. Yeah. It's counterproductive. Doesn't make you happy or doesn't make you money. Try to think about that. Sometimes you can't help it. No, I, I know. You know, do you though? It's like a, it's like a, I don't know. Like I wish I could just, you know, be like, I who fucking cares? And I tell myself that to try to like trick myself. Like, you don't care. Right. And then that little voice in your brain is like, no, but you do care. Like, you know, you do. You really care. You know how you can drown out that little voice. I see cold water coming in your ears, drowning out that little voice. You're gonna shock that little voice. I can't. You're gonna drown that voice. I love it. I love it. Five days in a row. I can't wait. I'm gonna do it. I know you are. If it works, I'm gonna be so happy. It's gonna work. Like, it's gonna change my life.

1:40:29It's gonna work. Okay. Yeah. I'll let you know. Okay. With five days in a row on our system. I swear, our scalaton are in Tommy better thank me too. He should. I mean, it's so funny because I'll have like a panic attack out of nowhere. Mine are so crazy. My whole body are shaking. Where are you physically when you have these attacks? Anywhere. Throw yourself in the pool if you're at home. Yeah. I can. I hate that you'll be done. I'm like mental enough. I love them. You'll be done with your drawing in the pose. Your panic attack will cease the second you hit that frosty water. I've read to take your head in the freezer. Really? Yeah, they were like stick your head, go stick your head in the freezer. That's just crazy. That's just crazy. Wait, Tommy said he read that right? No, Tommy's just like, what's wrong? Like, what's wrong with you? Tommy's so normal. He's like, why are you shaking? What's wrong? Like, he doesn't get it at all. He has no anxiety. He has no stress. Like, he's just like, I like drums. Like, he's just so regular. He was born to drum. I tell people this, I use it.

1:41:30You can tell Tommy. I say this all the time. It's funny because Franklin, our next guest, sustaining in the wings there, I met at the Alan Parsons show as a drummer for Lenny Kravitz. Oh, cool. Good drum talk. But I was saying, whenever somebody says, why do you like building? Or like, why do you like comedy? Or what do you do comedy? Where'd that come from? Is your dad a builder? Is dad a comedian? Or are you in so much pain? Or you wanted to accept answer? I had to win over the bullies your school using comedy. Whatever. I go, Tommy Lee, when I asked him where this drumming come from, he said, when I was five, I banged on pots and pans. And I said, okay, that's what you do, because you're a drummer. And I liked comedy. I was banging on pots and pans, but I was doing it with jokes. And I was doing it with building. It wasn't anything that doesn't know. I wasn't so much pain or I was trying to win over whatever. It was just about, that was, was it in me? But I always use Tommy as an example. Like, what's different about comedy than him banging on pots

1:42:31and pans when he was six? True. Which is probably told you about? Yeah, he did. Yeah. He's had a great life. He really has. Well, now it's better with you in it. By the way, worse first with Brittany Furlin. It's my podcast. You want to hear more neurotic talk. I'd like to, I should be doing your podcast, right? I want you to come do my podcast. Yeah, you talk, people come on there and talk about the worst. Bill Burgess did it. I'd love to do it. I'm sure you did it. You talk about the worst shit that's happened to you. It is, you know, sometimes it's sad, sometimes it's funny. It's whatever. It's spy interventions. It's the name of the movie. Yes. I just did it comes out tomorrow or Valentine's Day. It's out in select theaters and then about a week from that, it'll be on iTunes and DVD if you guys still use those. Video on demand. Video on demand. Yeah. All right. I'm going to follow up. I'm going to do this five day. Five day plunge. Yes. The Adam Corolla Health Advice. First things first, your toughest shit, Mentale. I saw that video. I know you got it in you. My number two, it's three minutes door to door.

1:43:33Do I know? You want to do it? Jump in. Get out. Get out. I'm going to do it. Underwater. All right. I'll send you my pneumonia bill. All right. We'll take a break. We'll do the news right after this. Give me the news with grad. News with Gina grad. Breaking fire. All those crazy truck tweets. Give me news with Gina grad. Trouble in the Middle East. So they're pretty drunk. Well, down. Seek news with Gina. Yeah. The news with Gina grad. Well, first, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see you both eating that during the theme song that makes my day. So we talked about Andrew Yang. He has dropped out of the presidential race soon after the polls closed actually in New Hampshire Tuesday night. He told his audience in a Manchester Ballroom that the campaign couldn't find a way to move forward. But his crowd already chanting 2024 Yang's message of universal basic income with his freedom dividend and the value added tax along with his net zero emissions initiative seemed to appeal to supporters online across the country.

1:44:35Yang says he's definitely not ruling out a 2024 presidential run. And as to who he's going to endorse in 2020, Yang had this to say. Well, right now we're still obviously like reflecting on our own campaign. I'm going on record saying I will support who have the democratic nominee is. And this process is very important for voters to make their voices heard and see what the direction of the party is. So no endorsements. Right now, though other candidates have been reaching out to me over the last number of hours, which I appreciate a great deal. Open for business. Yeah, basically. And I mean, again, saying I will I will support whoever is picked. Yeah, he kind of won me over when at some point early on, he just went, look, it's not really about calling Trump a Russian spy or beating Trump up. We need policies. We got to win on policies. I'm not interested in that. He kind of did what Bernie did with the emails. Yeah. Hillary, by the way, they're authentic people that both just went like, look, I'm not here

1:45:37to tell you what's wrong with the why the other person is worse than me. I'm here to tell you why I'm better than the other person. Right. So weird way to run a relationship or an ex-wife or a current wife or anything, you know, to make the case for you with your with your policies. I liked that immediately. I liked it when Bernie said, you know, forget about Hillary's emails. Yeah. We're here to move forward. That's right. Rose McGowan was quote, disgusted by Natalie Portman's Oscar dress, which was adorned with the names of female directors who were snubbed this year. Rose McGowan is on my short list of chicks that we're going to get a lot of entertainment from because when super smoking hot chicks get old, they go nuts. Right. They go nuts. Her and Pam Anderson, they're going to go, they're already there. They're getting there. Yeah. It's joint forces. Rose has been helped along with some bad publicity, but yeah. So you think why would Rose McGowan hate on this? So you know, all the names of the women are embroidered on this.

1:46:39All the nominated women on the cape. The female directors who were snubbed. Oh, okay. She embroidered on the cape. Why would Rose hate this? Well, in escaping Facebook post, McGowan called Portman's quote, type of activism deeply offensive to those of us who actually do the work. The former charm star accused Carmen. Yeah. They're having a circle. Well, doing enough. Circle well. The both. It's a woke off, everybody. Let's see you ask to eat the cookie. It's a woke off. So she says lips. Look off home run. Lip service is the problem. Fake support of other women is the problem. She encouraged the Oscar winner quote and other actresses to walk the walk. McGowan was alone, by the way, in calling Portman a hypocrite. Many people on social media pointed out that the star is only used one female director over her eight projects made by her company. Guess who that female director was? Mm, I say almost a trick question. Kater and Jenner. It's her. It's herself. Oh, that was the only female director she's used in her production company.

1:47:41So Rose is trying to make a point. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, though. What year is it again? I'm going on. All right. Let's get that hat. Let's have a march. Okay. But remember, the good news is none of this is going to matter because we'll be dead in 10 years. Yes. Yeah, or alive or something like that. Yeah. It's coming. So it says AOC. That's right. McColley Culkin, defends Michael Jackson in a new interview with Esquire. This is just going to keep coming around every few years. The Home Alone star tells the magazine that the singer quote, never did anything to me. I never saw him do anything. And especially at this point in time, I'd have no reason to hold anything back. He's passed on sexual abuse allegations against Jackson research. A strong defense. Well, well, they're hold hold on. But you're right. I mean, but he wants to make it clear that it never happened to him. Of course, this all resurfaced after leaving Neverland. McColley Culkin, who is the godfather to Jackson's daughter, says he would have seen something by now or said something by now if he'd been abused.

1:48:41He said, if anything, I'm not going to say it would be stylish or anything like that. But right now would be a good time to speak up. And if I had something to speak up about, I would totally do it. But I never saw anything. Okay. So Michael probably had the no names up and coming. He could work that one out. Not the brand new star of the home alone. Not the biggest star in the world in the 90s. That's not that's a well guarded target. You know what I mean? That'll get you a lot of buzz. That's potentially dangerous. So he probably had this thing where he liked just hanging around with that young it guy. But then if it got physical, he'd go with the young no name guy. So and also, I don't know how old McColley is, but when you're 11, you don't really no shit that's going on. No, no. And walking around Jack O's, comfort over the woods like, what's going on here?

1:49:42What's all about them? And to your point, another pal of Michael's Corey Feldman also said Michael never touched him. Now Corey Feldman has been famous since he was born. So that's a very similar issue there. Have you heard about this dude, Lawrence Ray? He is all over the news right now. Exconfinance here. Lawrence Ray has been charged with allegedly running a sex cult and money laundering ring out of his daughter's dorm room essentially. No. This story is insane. So according to prosecutors in New York, Ray moved into his daughter. It says dorm room, but I've read other articles that they were, you know, in a part, a shared apartment, a co-ed apartment at Sarah Lawrence. It's like, what do they call the dorm monitor, the resident? All right. All right. It comes in. It's like, I told you no toaster events, no hot plates and no sex cult. Yeah. Okay. So we had done all three of those. Student housing could be like sweet.

1:50:43Right. I think it was more like that. So this was in Sarah Lawrence and Yonkers, New York in 2010. He began acting as a mentor, lecturing the group and boys and girls on his personal philosophy, acting therapy sessions during which he learned. Can I say something to my black brothers? Or are always talking about getting profiled and stopping frisk? Oh, there's a white version of this. I mean, you see this guy and you go, yeah, yeah. Don't tell him. Give me a lot. Throw away the key. You know, he's up to something. Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. There's a white dude who's bald, but you're going, oh, yeah. You did it. Oh, yeah. And more probably that's right. I don't need to hear anymore. So he allegedly used this psychological torture and violence, physical violence to keep these victims under his thumb, forced him to do his bidding. Prosecutors say he made at least a half a million dollars in sex trafficking money. He made another half a million by scamming the victims and adraining their parents bank accounts. And I heard a little more on this. He would basically, it sounds similar to things we've heard about Scientology, like someone

1:51:44has to sit in the hot seat and tell all their secrets. And if they don't have any, you make them up. And that's how you gain trust with the group that then he uses it against you. And you know, we've heard this from Leah Remini's show and all these things. And then he starts charging kids. And he says, you touched my duct tape. You ate my cereal. You broke the radiator. And so that he gives them an itemized list. One of the lists ended up being $47,000. And the kid went to his parents and said, I need this money. I got a payback, Mr. Ray. They said, are you kidding? Go fuck yourself. So the kid threatened to kill himself. The parents paid. And so he was not only turning some of the kids out, but extorting them directly through their parents. Well, this guys are deplorable character and no doubt. But you don't fuck with a guy's duct tape. I knew, I was going to leave the duct tape out. I don't know if it's me, but he's a bad guy. Right. And deserves to be stuck. We've got to use some of it. But that aside, I understand. A duct tape is kind of a personal item. And you're going to use some of it then you need to put it back.

1:52:46Right. Very much. If Max Patta ripped off a foot of duct tape, his neighborhood would come up. I think what's all the noise about masturbating? We got a hostage situation here. This dude, this happened last year, but he just got charged. He got charged in New Jersey. So this, I like to do. I like to do it. I like to do it. I like to do it for a while. I like to yell, what ears it? I just say, how does this stuff continue? Yeah. I'm so confused. Well, that's the thing. You take a young, impressionable group of college kids and the dad comes in and he's like the mentor. Then is it a slippery slope? I don't think I would have fallen for it, but who knows? I'm also curious. I'm so surprised. There's so many. It's an un... It's a... There's an unending supply of John's, right? Just... Sure. Middle-aged dudes are like, I'll give you some money. Yeah. Hello, John. Who are all these guys? That's a good question. Oh, the other thing I heard that he did to one of the gay roommates who he really didn't want to be gay. He made him have sex with one of the other girls, you know, and he'd watch.

1:53:49Sometimes he'd join in. He'd bring the landlord in to join in on the fun. And then when the kid came back and said, I really... I still think I'm gay. He made him put on one of the girl's dresses, walked to the mailbox, come back, and then like use a bunch of sex toys on himself while the kids laughed because he made... Like, it was very handmade, Stale. Like, come on, keep laughing at him. Like, very, very, very disturbing. This is only getting it worse when the trial comes. That's kind of reminding me my downstairs neighbor, Owl. Oh, we got it. We went to the crazy... Oh, yeah. ...and the crazy purve moved out, like the unit, whatever. He just came up the box at Dildos and Buttplugs and Spank Magazine, like a flatable doll. Instead of just holding box and saying, hey, sounds like you guys could use the help in hand. So here's the box of Buttplugs and giant novelty Dildos and vibrators and stuff that's been clearly up people's assholes. You know, I was like, here you go. Drop it off, it drops it off, and then he's like, I hear a lot of action going on up here at night.

1:54:49I was like, yeah, that's not me. That's my buddy Chris. He's like, yeah, well, next time when those youngins come by, you send one down. Oh, my God. I'm like, okay, we'll see how that works. Hey, Stacey, yeah. It's middle-aged guy. You'll recognize him because he's got these thick horn-rimmed glasses. He's wearing a windbreaker that says Santa need on it. He's got a lot of pomade. Yeah. So, I like you do his go down there so it's decked. Yeah. Okay. What do you 18? 19? Yeah, go down there below, ow. He's got stock skipper with him, but he's not going to bother you. Yeah, go down. Yeah, he has some really attractive characteristics. He likes to keep the roll-up hose bib thing, the thing that's made out of PVC. Is that he keeps it in his kitchen for safekeeping? Why is that safekeeping? You leave it outside, it could get stolen. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? I mean, I guess that's smart. Yeah. So, does he like, do you owe him money or something? Or why am I doing this? I just kind of on the honor system. You know, he came up, said, why don't we send one of the gals down? And I, you know, I'm not it. You thought he saw me. You thought I'd be willing?

1:55:49He's wearing a, the Santa need a, he has two Santa need a windbreakers. He has a red one on blue eyes. Oh, does he own Santa need a racetrack? He looks like he was in the lords of flat bush, like without a speaking roll. And he's got a ham's beer coosie that's pretty worn out, so you'll know it. He's had it for a while. I think these things are meant to be turned over, but he's, so he's down there. So, if I see the, the hose and the coosie at that, I know I got the right time. That's a house apartment. Okay. And a skipper. Who's skipper? I'm sorry. That's dog. Oh. Well, dog. The dog will be in there with us. Uh, he goes everywhere with skipper. I guess he does everything with skipper. And again, I'm, well, I'd be like compensated or a little something called satisfaction. Job well done. Yeah, I wouldn't call him elderly, but I wouldn't call him young. Okay. He's like a meal's on wheels thing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And you might, if he's outside, he'll just be doing that move where he waters along with the hose and his thumb over it. Oh, to really get the extra space. Yeah, sprays it out that way. He's good at that. Okay.

1:56:49Yeah, talk to Al. I'm back in 50. There you go. That's the guy lived under us. Jesus Christ. Fucking Al. He's the lift. Is Windbreaker up? And he had a pistol stuffed into his fucking pant line. It's crazy. Shit. I, who are these people? He's, I'm sure he's long dead. He probably died of that. Okay, probably. Sorry. He's going somewhere away. If you're having a hard time finding a job, you may want to cut back on your social media posts for a while. Employers are looking at your social media presence. And according to a study from Penn State, if you come across a self-absorbed or if you do a post a lot, especially about controversial stuff, you are definitely less likely to be hired. Another bad idea, of course, posting about all the drinking and drugs you're doing. Penn State Professor Michael Toes says, quote, in 2018, 70% of employers reported looking at social media sites to help them evaluate the potential employee. And 60% have eliminated candidates on the basis of negative content. It's important for job candidates to be aware of how they portray themselves on social

1:57:53media. Well, I mean, think about it. Like you go up and look at the guy and he's got a bunch of pictures after they completed the tough mud or obstacle course or something. Volunteering of the soup kitchen. Yeah, whatever. You see a bunch of that and you go, OK, that's one person. And then you see the other person that's doing the keg stand and you go, OK, make me a few days. Yeah. A couple days. Yeah. Interesting. Look, how much do you really need to see of a person these days? You know, it's a kind of, it's a thing where it's my, you come over for the first date and want to use the bathroom and you go in there and as you're shunned the door, you see the mirror and you see the guy kick the dog. Right. And I mean, you go, is that, that's who he is? Yeah. You're not interested in dates over. Dates over. Like, you, one, one little gesture, one little thing that you don't need that much. Right. Now, if Olga does it, I'm in. Yeah. Well, I mean, when I saw Paulette Garagos from seven blocks away just walking down the street

1:58:56and she didn't know I saw her and she just stopped, picked up a piece of garbage from the ground, held it in her hand and was just kept walking and I was like, oh, that's a good woman. Yeah. That's a good woman. She's picking up garbage. And there's no trash can. And that's all you need to know. That's all you need to know about her. I know she's not up to something horrible and I know that's a good, civically minded whatever. And then there's the bitch who's putting the notes on on Max Pat his car. That's all you need to know about her. I don't, I don't need to know that much. Yeah. Go online. Let's see what I need to know. All right. What else we got, Gina Graff? One kind of a premium Disney theme parks day pass has shot above the $200 mark for the first time. The so-called one day park hop where you can go back and forth between Disneyland and California adventure now costs $209 on peak days. Usually weekends up from $199. So another $10. But that's not it. They have now have a five tier pricing plan that apparently depends on the time of year at the day of week. So just to put it in even more perspective since 2000, the price of admission to Disneyland

1:59:56has jumped from $43 to $154 for a new single day ticket price at the park's busiest day. It just charged 500 because it's heroin. They got you by the short hair. Yeah. Your kids are going to they want to go, they want to go, they want to go, what are you going to do? There's nothing you can do. And that's the crazy thing because we've said in the past like, well, it'll eliminate, it'll thin the herd. You can't afford that. People are coming now more than ever. This notion of like, you know, we're going to do to get people to get out of the cars. We're going to make gas more expensive. Like no, no, people still are getting in the cars. We're getting a quick smoke and we'll raise the price of cigarettes. Like they just buy cigarettes. Like, before go something else, who we are. That's how we roll. If you have kids and those kids are dying to go to Disneyland and it's $189 versus $129 is nothing. Then the parents are going to do about it. Just save up and to go. Yeah. You're going to get it on the calendar. Right. You're going to tell a kid something. Maybe buy less food in the park. You're going to say the good news is once you enter the gates, everything is free.

2:00:59Yeah. Oh, wait, no, no. Falling close enough. Yeah. Yeah. I got this stupid guide. Stupid guide. A stupid guide. It's like a 600 bucks an hour with a minimum of five hours or something. It's insane. It's insane. And also, remember I was talking yesterday that like no one can really answer questions anymore. We're talking about going to potluck and comedy store and how's it work? I was never got anything. The first thing out of my mouth, the first thing out of my mouth when they said, you're going to get one of these guides and she's going to lead you around it. All I said was is I am going to feel really uncomfortable just walking past everyone going to the front of the line, cutting, going to that family. Been waiting an hour and a half to get on the matter. Horn to go. So you're all. Yeah. I'm a rich guy here. You're remembering from the mancha. And we're just going to step right in front of you. I said, I don't want to do that. I don't like the way that looks. I don't like the way it feels. And they just went. No, no, we have a separate door that we go. No, they thought about that. Separate door. I go, okay.

2:01:59And then we just go to the matterhorn, we just walk past everyone go to the front and I go, we're just walking past her. We're going to go, yeah, that's why that works. That was a separate door. Okay. I feel like I approach it. Yeah. I don't. It's not great. This is a fixed scenario. Okay, mom. You better have a cast on. Yeah. Anyway. You're crutch. I'm telling you, if you guys ever do that at some point, what are you talking to? Yeah. No, within the sound of my voice, someone successful. When they break for a lunch, that is the worst 20 minutes of your fucking life. Like when they're just standing there and they're getting paid like Mark Gergeros. Billable hours. Better. Trying to bail Chris Brown out like fucking billable hours. And like they're on the clock and and and and then the wife is buying shit for the chick is charging me 600 bucks. And I like you want to water in a coin. I'll have a one of the. No, no, you go get your own. Go get your own. And then I keep yelling ever and up, ever and up. Here we go. We're going to eat the corn dogs on the way to space mountain and then like, hold on.

2:03:00Time to money. Little bit of relax. Little bit of relax. Moving on our feet. Like I'm like, here we go. I was running that thing. I ran, I'm trying to think of there's a. This is five hour minimum. Is that consecutive hours? I'm getting a break. Punch out for lunch. I ran that thing like fucking Paul Bear Bryant ran his training camp in Alabama. I was like, everybody out the junction boys. What's hot? It's keep marching move. Fourth quarter. Here we go. Here you go. Half speed to get hurt. We want to grab the you'll cramp up and keep going. Fourth quarter effort. Let's go. Jingle jangles. Last guy to space mountains out. You running bag laps. I was looking out on my feet. Like, yeah, I was like, our early army like at Disney life. Of course, my experiences were on because I like, we're not sitting down and eating. We're on the fucking clock. Let's go. Go have a speed to get hurt. I feel the rest of your left feet. No, I see she's there with you. I wonder what she makes because she ain't making that money.

2:04:02That's not going in her pocket. It's weird that she would have to buy her own food and she employee of the park. Yeah, I just try to get the discount. This is just Lynette going to the window going like, you sure, Lynette, you want to want to have a water? I have a $9 water. Awesome. Attack that on your bill. She was just like, sort of, Lynette was being nice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like she had a rook sack or anything. And then the worst, then you get to the end is like, well, we got a tip or, and I'm like, okay, hold on a second. I feel the same way about them as Sue's. Like, you have a GD and you're making $128 an hour. Work it out with your employer. You're 19 years old. You make $600. You can pay like a high price attorney. Let fucking Walt Disney tip you. Get them settle, y'all. And then you get that singer's like, yeah, they only make like $13 an hour. Like, okay, well, that's not on me. They're on me. I'm paying up 600. Like, what's- Did she go on the rides with you? No. That would be a bridge too far.

2:05:03She doesn't get to have fun with you. I don't think so. She's sitting there and waiting. Yeah, there's the famous picture of all us going down. That's right. Never bare mountain and sunny looking. Everyone was on brand, except for- I mean, sunny and scared, chit-less. I don't think she was in the- Yeah, I don't think so. Did your kids ever go to Disneyland just with their friends without a guy do you think they'd be over it? I don't know. I do remember we'd get to the end of like we'd go right to the front of like space mountain or right to the front of the manor horn and I'd go, all right, here we go in the- in the car in the toboggan and sunny would spaz up and go, no, I'm scared. I don't want to go and I go in the toboggan. Here we go. And then Lynette goes down the rocks. He doesn't want to go. And I said, we're having this thing where I was going to say anything just in the toboggan. Here we go. Now we've paid the up to the front of the line and now we're arguing in the front of the line and they're going, we're in the run and- Get a little bit of this thing. He's starting to cry and she's going, he doesn't have to go, he doesn't want to go and I'm like, do do that, get in the car. Yeah, that was awesome for me. This one's fun. Great. Look, it was sunny. It was awesome.

2:06:03He's eyes are closed and he's covering his ears and Natalia's laughing her ass off. That's not the guide next to Natalia, is it? No. I don't know. Lynette's like leaning over trying to help Sonny with her ear and I'm just marveling at the whole mess. That's basically, that's it. That's the entire world. That's my entire world. It's funny that you're the rich guy who paid for this because you do look like a child predator that lives in a trailer park. I had it beard and a beanie. I was going with hobo. Yeah. Thank you. You can get your predator. Let's bring it home, ho. Bo. I'm Gina graded. Wait, is your boho? Sorry. The news. That was the news with Gina grad. Till next time, Anne Crawler, Brittany Furland Lee and Gina grad and Bob Ryan sent Mahala. I'm the local pervert. O'Reilly auto parts. Yeah, man. O'Reilly, love these guys. I'm going to get into it with O'Reilly because I got a car race coming up at about six

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2:08:07Catch anchor man, the legend of Ron Burgundy. Fantastic. The Matrix trilogy. Welcome to the real world. Mean Girls. Side up. Tite and egg. From the key in the world. And so much more for showtime. Press nothing. They're free 24-7. That is so a f**k. On Pluto TV, stream now. Pay never. Alright, does Adam Krolo Show 20750? Next we have Adam Krolo Show 1036. ORe Shafir, Dr. Bruce, Alson Rosen and Brian Bishop from 2013. Check it out. Good day Alson Rosen. Hello Adam Krolo. Good day bald Brian. Yeah bitch I have way love your stank ass. Brian is going to do a little hooray for Baldi Wood. He's got a movie. Say the movie just so we can tease people a little bit. Incredible Bert Wunderstand. I saw it over the weekend so you didn't have to. Can I tell you the before the show starts Brian told me what he was going to do and I said oh how was it and he refused to tell me he informed me that I could I could find

2:09:11out during his segments. It's got a little something called journalistic integrity. That's what you call that? Other people. I'd be nice if it was contagious. It would be nice. Alright. Oh no wait you're talking. I got back from the high desert where I was over at Willow Springs raceway starting my first training for the celebrity Grand Prix the Toyota celebrity Grand Prix which is cool. Spend a little time with Michelle Rodriguez. Got some fast and furious dirt from her. She's coming back. How many questions do you garage her with? More than she could answer. She did this thing where I'm like. She's like well yeah she's coming back to fast six or whatever it is. I want to know about I heard rumors that the rock had run out of arm butter and that they had to go to the rainforest and get more harvest more carnubi wax and that's shut down principle photography for a number of weeks but it was just a rumor. Right.

2:10:12You know. So she's coming back and so she did this. This is a kidnapping movie in the GI Joe movie. There's like a worldwide shortage now for our butter. The rock is used it up. Okay. If you want to know where to put your money forget about precious metals arm butter. That's why I support fracking. Yeah. The butter. Well the thing is is in good times and bad times we're always going to need arm butter. That's right. It's recession proof. It's like the people who sold the jeans to the people who are panning for gold. Mm-hmm. Levi Strauss made him many years ago. I remember because Ray did a book report on Levi Strauss. Ray did a book report? Well he did an oral presentation on who made Levi jeans. I remember that and I remember cleaning a lot of information from Ray doing his oral report when he was 17. That was 17. I thought. I was 18 because he's 13. No, no, could have been 18 because he's held back. A grade. He wasn't 13.

2:11:12So it was funny because she was saying well my character died but you never really saw a die. So you don't really know. So she's got amnesia or whatever and I was like well I did kind of see Vin Diesel during fast you know during fast and furious three or whatever it was. He did go see you die as he walked through it in his mind but I didn't want to weigh her down with too many geek fast and furious details. So we got out on the track. Do you want her to think you are cool? Yeah. Well it is that one of the few places on the planet where I'm cool because I won last year and they all have to watch the night before they have to watch the footage from last year's race to examine the race. So I get to be the one that won. So I get to come back and it's the one of the few times I get to enter a group of actors and athletes and stuff like that and be the cool one because while not the cool one off that track or out of that arena I'm the cool one there because I won the year before.

2:12:14You literally have street cred. A literally street cred with the Michelle Rodriguez. So she was real fun and real nice when we hung out and that was fun. And we got some time in the new car and it's just fun going out and vlogging cars on a track that someone gives you. Yeah. Normally it's an element of a lot of the problem with going out and doing racing is you're driving a car. It's your car. It's not insured. When it's on the track it may be worth a lot of money. More importantly the guy you run into his car may be worth a lot of money and you just don't want to fuck with other people's shit. Well this ain't your money and it's your car. Bang away and bang we will when we hit the streets of Long Beach in about three or four weeks. So a couple things. I don't know where to begin here. Let's see. I was Dennis Prager and I did a show in Northridge, CSUN, Cal State Northridge on Saturday night. It was perfect because I said to thank God Mike August and I hit a sports bar, arcane

2:13:21since he me Valley before and sold a bunch of man. Greg and took a bunch of pictures and had like a man. Greg a party because then when we got to the gig I said to Mike, so we selling man. Greg, they have man. No, they do not. Well, they have a bar. Yes, they have a bar. So they're going to serve man. Greg at the bar. No, they're not. Why not? I don't know. He said, I said, well, what happened? Well, I called him like I call every venue and every theater and every club and every place we go to that has a bar and says, you know, Adam Corollas coming in town. Stock up on man. Greg and make some money and make his fans happy by the way because they will go through 10, 14 cases on one of these shows. And I said, well, what was the answer? And he said, no answer. And I said, well, who'd you talk to? It's like just one of the lower level people over there. And I said, why aren't you shocked with the manager? Did he send an email to questions at the air? Yeah. And they said, they said, no, no, you don't get to talk to that person. We're not, we're not carrying your booze.

2:14:22We have a bar. And I said, well, I don't get it. And he said, you don't get it. They're Cal State Northridge. They do whatever the fuck they want. They don't care. Do they not have to turn a profit? They're just owned by Cal. It's on the campus. It's on the campus. It's not. That's my whole point. When you go to the Irvine improv, somebody owns the Irvine improv and the person owns the Irvine improv, what's the fuck? I make money. That's why I started the Irvine improv. So you call the guy owns the Irvine improv and you go, here's something going to make you some more money. And he goes, I'm all ears. And you have an negotiation. And then you sell man grilla. And the good news is the guy who runs the improv or any theater I play around the country because this is the first theater where we're not allowed to serve man grilla, shocking California, owned by the state. The guy who owns the venue or the people that own the venue, they want to make money. And that's good. We want to make money. That's good. And then the consumer wants to give us money because they want this product.

2:15:22But only in California do they get to go, no thanks. And you go, why not? They go, because we said no. And then move it on. Next topic or actually no topic. Move it on. And you realize it's this time's a million in this. Is this so crushing? Well, there's nothing, there's nobody to speak to. There's no, well, I'm going to the other college that my friend Rob started across the street and will show you. No, there's just no. And they're not in on it. They're not, they have no incentive. They don't care. They're not there to make you happy. They're not making any more money if you sell this man grilla at their thing. They have a bar. They have their beverages. Nobody wants to be hassled with, you know, feeling out of purchase order or making a phone call. So the answer's no. And the upshot is they get no extra money. But they're impervious to that because. Well, then they don't have to find a place to put it and they don't have to count it.

2:16:25All those extra things. None of it's their money anyway. But they don't give a shit. They have zero. Is that going to endowment and that's what brings you guys out or something? I have no, I have no idea. There's a fisheye lens view of the evening. Really beautiful theater that I'm gross. I'm guessing a Chris Max Patta took you can check it out at amcroll.com. They have no incentive. They don't care. The person you're talking to doesn't get a taste of whoever many bottles they move. And just doing the right thing, meaning, hey, look, there's going to be a lot of people that come out, maybe 500 people that might like a glass of man, how about them? Don't give a shit. Not interested. Now, don't care. So this is the one time and we've done this all over the country. The one time we cannot serve. Mangria is at a Cal State owned school. Makes sense to everybody. Even if it's not doing the right thing or taking care of the performer, all that, that

2:17:28could have funded maybe half a scholarship for a year. You know what I mean? Like that's not their scholarship. But it's not the person you're talking to. Yeah, no, agreed. Don't give a shit. If the policy was different, maybe they did a few more. The policy is white boys. You guys need to leave us alone. That's the policy. We get money, whether you show up or not. And that's how it goes. But somehow we've decided that this way of doing business is somehow noble. And though any society that fully goes, now we have a balance here, but you fully go this direction. You basically become North Korea or Cuba and you fucking people stop working. They fall off into the ocean. But anyway, so first time for no man, Gria also first time with Dennis Prager wanted to light up a cigar because a fan gave him a cigar on stage and he wanted to light up a cigar and somebody came out from the wings during the performance and said, no, no can't do that. In a rough.

2:18:28Wow. I want to know historically, I feel like, like in Vaudevillean days, if you wanted to walk out on a stage without a cigar, somebody would grab you and put a cigar in your hand. Mr. Burns, your cigar. What are you talking about? Tracey, there's a cigar. Not there. Somewhere else, baby. Like the notion of a comedian not being able to hold a cigar in a place that is 400 million cubic feet fan gave it to him. I'm just saying, it's this progress and how much do we want to focus on? And what percentage of Dennis Prager's fans would be upset and who'd get bronchitis? And I know we look at ourselves as heroes like, oh, the guy walked out on that stage and told Dennis Prager to put that cigar down. He's a fucking hero and a fight against. I don't know what, but this is somehow incredibly progressive. Like this is the future. This is not. And I don't like that direction. I like the direction when it comes to certain things involving rape, civil rights, things

2:19:35like that. But certain thing, it's now just getting to be this total fucking, I hate to say nanny state, but let's just decide what's important and not important and focus on it. And again, California, if you spent, let's say, one millionth of the time that you spend on smoking related issues on traffic related issues, I think we would all be collectively happier. Yes. Yes. Okay. Please, everybody get a rape, dark detector because I drove to Laguna. I mean, I drove to the fucking Willow Springs and it's in the desert and it's 85 miles away. And I was supposed, you know, but it's like, you know, I'm doing the Sunday morning drive and I was out last night doing the man, Grea event and then doing the event with Prager

2:20:38and then afterwards signing the books and doing the whole thing and I got home pretty late and I did not want to get up at seven and drive out. So my plan was get up at seven thirty and then haul ass. But even though, you know, the sequestration is going on. Nice. We've not cut back on highway patrol man and there were 80 of them parked by the side of the road, some on motorcycles, some just sitting there with that fucking radar gun that I hope they all get to stick your cancer from. Although, uh, now they're built into the cars and they just sit there and bust people because there's no traffic on a Sunday and people are doing what they want to do, which is safely going 82 miles an hour on a brand new fucking stretch of highway and a brand new cars that can handle it and then some for the car I'm driving 80 miles an hour is, is dogging it to warm up. It's war, it's a warm up. And so I fire up the fucking radar detector and then I drive down there staring in my rear

2:21:42view the entire time looking for cops behind me. I know and looking for, just head on a swivel but I'm going to do 85 or 90 all the way out there because it's in the middle of the fucking desert. It's 85 miles away. It's Sunday morning. I'm running late. I want to get there at 8.30 in the morning and if I go 63 the whole way it's going to take me an extra half hour to fucking get there. So I crank up the radar detector and it goes off like a Christmas tree and I void every one of these fucking chicken shit posties who sits there by the side of the road and I don't get any tickets. Now, you just slow down when you hear it. Yes. You can speed up and slow and yeah, that's a whole, but I can't, it's not like I can sit and talk to the person and enjoy a ride on the highway that my tax dollars fund. I have to fucking drive there like a paranoid. They essentially make you into a criminal. It's basically it's kind of what the IRS does. Like they make you do things. Well, you know, do nothing. They'll take 50 percent. Do something which is try to knock that down to 38 percent and then you start once

2:22:46my car. It's not really my work car, but I can deduct it as my work car and that's my office and really do a whole lot of business there, but I could deduct that. It essentially make people who wouldn't mind doing the right thing into, if not, you know, criminals, at least people that are breaking the law. And that's what I did. I broke the law on my way to, by the way, I was wearing my fire suit. So it really would have looked awesome. I got pulled over. Well, because they said, you know, bring your fire suit from last year if you could and bring your shoes if you could. And I was like, I had them. And then I kind of thought, well, I could go there and then change, but I'm going to be running late anyway. Or I could just look super spiffy when I got out of my car and my car. As if you always wear it. That would be a good look. Was there a risk on on today? Did I have a couple guys in 18 wheelers give me weird looks? But yeah, so the radar, the rape, dar detector is all of 300 bucks.

2:23:47It's the price of one ticket. I recommend it highly. And I will be using that the next time I go out there to train. People should know I got the Valentine one, by the way, which seems to work very nicely. The Valentine radar detector? Yes, sorry. Yes, it works. Oh, that's the name Valentine. I thought someone to the Valentine one. I had something funny. You guys can bring up the book cover, paperbacks coming out pretty soon. There was a whole controversy about, you know, on the back of the book, not talk about material. The whole part about I was a carpenter like Jesus, except for I didn't couch the elderly, which I feel like was fucked up like 10 ways to Sunday. Because first off, no one, including James Babydald Dicks and my agent, understood the joke. It was a series of insane surreal emails starting with my publisher who said, hey, I asked

2:24:49everyone on my floor. And by the way, it's a picture of me from my early years framing. I do remember where I was. I was on the west side framing an office above a garage for an evil architects. See? Yeah, no, I didn't think I was super nice. Who knows the exception that the cover up is truly evil heart. Who knows what he did after I, you know, I packed up my bags and left on a Friday. That's exactly nothing but putting tipperillos out on his special needs kid the entire time and then Monday morning. Boom, but get rid of the tipperillos, put the blanket over the kids head and that's how they operate Adam. That's what they do. So it was a picture of me and hanging out and with my toolbox on building someone's house and it says me and my early days, I was a carpenter just like Jesus except I didn't gouge the elderly.

2:25:49So they're the updated version. This is the updated version. Well, first off, the first version said, comedian Adam Corolla in his early days as a carpenter, he was just like Jesus except he didn't gouge the elderly and they were underlining he and Jesus and stuff like that and somehow the joke cut lost. I got a message from my publisher saying I asked everyone on the floor and it turns out that no one could think of any instances where Jesus gouge the elderly. Then she said, I'm not familiar with the Old Testament or the New Testament, but I still couldn't find anybody who could find any stories in the Bible about Jesus gouging the elderly. And I said, well, that's the joke though, that's the joke and she said, well, it's very confusing. Nobody got it. And then I said, I think this is confusing to you. I'm not sure what the rest of your what's going on with the rest of your floor. And then she said, then I talked to James Babydald Dixon and he said, baby, not only did

2:26:56Jesus not gouge anyone, but especially the elderly let alone let alone the elderly and it. I do enjoy it when people make the joke for you. I do I do I do enjoy that part of life. I think we have an email. I don't know what you are. Yes, sorry. Michaelins, she's phoning it in. Actually just sent us this email exchange between himself and the publisher. Uh huh. You want to read it there, Allison? Yeah. Okay. Just got off the phone with Adam. He likes the joke and wants to keep it, but thinks it could be clear if we phrased and laid it out this way above the picture me in my early days. Then the picture and then below the picture, I was a carpenter just like Jesus except I didn't gouge the elderly. Note if the italics on I doesn't look right because of the crammed themed font, we should go with underlined. The I needs to be emphasized. Then below that the joke is that Adam is implying. He's better than Jesus and accusing Jesus of un-G.C.

2:27:59Behavior. I hope that clears it up. But Adam said he wants this as the final version of this joke and cover. Right. And that was three weeks before the deadline to go to publishing. This is April 16, 2012. And yeah. And they publish the more confusing version that they were confused by instead of the one that made it very clear. Even though you could have been more clear. So this paperback version is almost exactly what you want in original. Well no. Then we came back to the paperback version which has not come out yet and they said what are we going to do with this joke? And I said well what we're going to do with it is you're going to print it the way I then modified it which you forgot to do the first time. And they said okay. And then they did it and they underlined Jesus and a whole bunch of other stuff. And I thought. All right. Here we go. Mike write them back again and say just I underline I and that will help the confusion.

2:29:05I don't know why especially good people insist on engaging in the underline I. All right. I'll do just like Jesus underlined as well. I'm not sure. And I'm not sure if they're ever going to ever going to hear the answer that's exactly what I was thinking of even though I didn't say that at all when I shot you the last time. Oh I forgot to tell you also underline just like Jesus please. Right. So now I think we have it cleared up because Mike then reiterated just underlined the word I and that's going to help convey this. What I thought was a pretty simple joke but apparently it's much more complicated than I know. Well not all of us are familiar with the Bible. Anyway. What was funny is last night we were sitting signing autographs and all that kind of stuff and at the very end of the autograph line came a woman. Mike August is doing what Mike August does and he's taking pictures and he says she's

2:30:06wearing a USC hoodie that looked like it had been around the block just a few times with her in it possibly a little behind it. And she was clearly the shoveled and if not insane on her way to insanity and she said she was holding the book and she was pointing at the back cover and she said I don't understand what you're saying about my savior Jesus Christ. I studied the Bible and there's nothing in it that suggests that Jesus gouged anybody and she was a crazy person and I said well I happened to have gotten hold of some papers and some invoices and things like that and I'm not saying gouge but some things were padded. He would do what they call TNM time and material and even back then a sheet of plywood was not $129 and I can go down to Home Depot and get one for 31 bucks right now and she's

2:31:08like you got hold of invoices from Jesus's work and I was like yeah I got hold of some I would like to see those invoices. I just well I keep pretty close to the vast but I'm not saying he stole money from people but he worked on TNM time and material and I can tell you that some of that stuff look padded to me. No. Do I read air make? No. But I know the owner does. Right. And he said so we had a funny exchange with her for you know way too long but just because I was having fun. And then she took her crazy shriveled body and she shuffled off toward the nearest exit talking to herself and we started walking back to the dressing room and Mike said wow wow man that that's sad that chick is nuts that is that is that is crazy and I said well Mikey I know what's really sad. My publisher and my agent think exactly the same as the crazy woman.

2:32:09The joke man is much sense of the age but literally is much sense they were on the exact there's one thing they can probably agree on which is nobody understands that they're both literalist when it comes to that joke I said that is crazy not the fact that there's a crazy human being out there no no no no no no so I think the book did you sign her book did you want you to sign it. I think the book by the way comes out April 15th so. Yeah so enjoy that all right let's bring in Dr. Spaz shall we oh wait you know what all right shall we do a little movie review I'm into this. He will tell you if a movie is good Brian will review the flicks that he's seen above the big screen or in his Netflix queue before you spin bucks remember his taste sucks he

2:33:14love that train wreck piece of shit transform us to her for body. I saw the incredible Bert Wunderstone I'm very curious about this movie. This is in theaters now it is directed by a guy named Don Scar do you know Don is a veteran TV director most notably and recently from 30 rock it's star Steve Carell Steve Bishemmi Jim Carey Olivia Wilde although they're the stars of the film but that's kind of like saying Sharon Tate was the star of the Nancy DeValentine murders. This is a horrible this is an excruciatingly unfunny film about an aging magician and his blah blah blah blah it's 38% rodent tomatoes there's head trauma in the first 20 minutes so that tells you a little bit the song Abracadabra by the Steve Miller band also plays a prominent role in the film which should also tell me a lot it is it is worthy of its 38% honestly I'm kind of surprised it got that much I laughed exactly five times I know because I started making notes on how many actual like out loud laugh there were five times is it

2:34:17the kind of thing where they took a concept that sounded awesome and just couldn't sustain it or what happened you know it's it's weird because they take you take a movie like Anchorman and you go how can you sustain that for an hour and 45 minutes but yet they did it and then you take a movie like this and you go well it seems like a cool idea but it also seems like somewhere around minute 21 I might be getting bored I there's there three three things I want to say about that one this script has apparently been bouncing around for a few years in the various forms has gone under over a dozen rewrites so I assume there was at one point a kernel of a good idea here right but it's gone through a bunch of character changes a bunch of acting changes a bunch of writing changes the film was an hour and 50 minutes which why why why does a comedy like this need to be an hour and 50 minutes were in the era of the longer that needs to be movie movies are just too long especially comedies yeah and again I wish I could go well the reason they're longer's because when they show up at the cineplex instead of showing them six times a day they

2:35:21could show them nine times a day but it's like oh no that's the opposite yeah you literally when you put an extra 20 minutes on a movie and you show that movie six times a day you could get a seventh showing if you remove that 20 minutes so also it's not cheaper to make a lot of choice it's a weird choice I say all the time where if a movie is a hundred million dollars and it's an hour and 40 minutes it's a million dollars a minute so take 20 minutes off that movie make it a better movie and save 20 minutes I've never in my life walked out of a movie saying it was too short hmm I don't think I ever had that thought I've wanted more movies whenever thought that was too short yeah no I it's a it's a weird thing that you could take it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like you're going out of first date all you have to do is not kick off your shoe and put your big toe up the chicks cunt during the salad and it's like we're going for it wait to the dessert for at least at least wait for the fly if only to act like a loob but something and it's like

2:36:25now gotta do it I don't know why comedies have to do it why do they have to do it just just go I made a comedy and it was it was 89 minutes long because our producer just kept going speed it up speed it up speed it up literally like we're sending our cuts and she was in New York and she was like I wanted to kill myself when you guys were in the museum it never ended I was so long it was like a dirge and it's like thanks wee but that was her whole thing which is like get it go and don't ever have anyone go it started to lose speed turn it like it was good but it was too long or by the end I was kind of ready to go oh I don't know whether you're performing or making a movie or writing a song like have everyone go I wish there was a little more you know yeah agreed this film was a lot of those parts which is let's get on with it but there's nothing to get on to the movie so far beneath it starts I think everyone can agree Steve Krell is at least very good yes like Steve Karel we do Steve Hashemi best character actor maybe the last 20 years Jim Kerry

2:37:29Benny objective measure a huge comedy star the biggest maybe the last 20 years he's he's he's our white Eddie Murphy which is the analogy he's amazingly talented somehow looks better with a shirt off now than he did when he was 25 wow sexually a little bit all over the place from a I mean doesn't seem to just have been that is someone who's had sex with him I'm saying he doesn't like get married just have kids and you know call it call it a day he's as girlfriends and then seems to go what a time without him it doesn't you know he's a 40 six year old guy with like no kids and stuff like that like like I don't know what's going on sexually with Eddie Murphy and I'm not sure what's going on sexually Jim Kerry they're both they both seem to have a little bit of a body dysmorphic issue or something or they're a little skinnier than guys should be in their middle age and they're wildly talented and pick fucking projects like they took scripts

2:38:30spread them out all over in a sunken living room and then hired a drunken donkey to shit randomly on one that is their process for picking out scraps when you hire the drunken donkey yeah you're responsible you have to get him drunk yeah yeah you don't you can't get a drunken donkey well they don't drunk well first off the donkey never finds your house if it's loading oh good point yeah yeah yeah you have to get the drunken drunken drunken yeah yeah yeah they don't pre drunk drunken drunken drunken that's not safe to travel away do they recommend what to use to get the donkey drunk or is that up to you too well it's kind of up to the donkey they have recommendations you know what I mean the good thing about donkeys is they don't really turn that huge snout up at just about anything you put in their donkey ball but the things that I use to bring a donkeys alcohol level up faster let's say and then have them you know plateau and sort of maintain that what I start with is a rye whiskey mix

2:39:30I don't want to tell exactly what I mix it with once they get there and then I I level them out with and once we get there we just sort of steady them up with ball liquor throughout the evening I think you said too much by maybe I've said too much so that is the technique that now these both guys super skinny super talented seem to look they're sort of sort of turning into chicks in terms of like they they literally look better now than they did 20 years ago yet they're fucking taste in movies are horrible like they're they're picking movies I don't know any you know well you know we're the they have money they have everything they need like a right their own second it's interesting it makes you wonder if they don't know what their own strengths are I I really don't think that no matter how incredibly talented you are that makes you good at reading scripts plus you have outside forces saying hey this guy signed on hey Carell signed on hey so and so Bishemi signed on don't you and next thing you know you start

2:40:34thinking about what you'd look like in the outfit I'm guessing Jim Kerry was thinking a lot about Chris Angel type you know what I mean credit where it's due Jim Kerry was the best part of this film that's like saying the best part of the Hindenburg was the view right there it's not it's not a huge couple of days do you have chambered I only have two more so ready for them something with the Titanic and the pictures I was gonna do I was gonna do the shrimp was the best part of that Titanic I love you wild isn't the film though I could use a little more of her in my life she was she's not tough to look at I cannot recommend this film or even endorse it however I want to recommend something with Steve Bishemi here's a little trippy that might blow your mind Steve Bishemi never nominated for an Oscar I believe it but he's still one of the best I mean I just picture him in Fargo the big Lebowski ghost world reservoir dogs and it's good in so many movies yep and I wanted to recommend reservoir dogs them I can never one seen it thought I thought it was 21

2:41:34years old a lot of our audience has never wasn't alive when it came out so I'm gonna recommend reservoir dogs it's streaming on Netflix it's on Amazon click through if you want to get it 96% on Rod and Tomatoes Quentin Tarantino's first movie wrote and directed it a great movie stars a young Steve Bishemi a younger Harvey Kytel Michael Madsen the late Chris Penn Tim Roth the great soundtrack great movie you've seen reservoir dogs saw it in the theater the way you should see every movie without a whole lot of fanfare leading up to it with Philip the jugular the late great Phil the jugular when I was living in Santa Monica in a shitty rent control department we walked to the theater it's like I heard this one I kind of heard something about this it was one of those oh it's the closest theater to my apartment and saw it went wow this is awesome and it's the best way to see a film you do you have an outro we do not nice job then let let my outro be keeping praise upon you uh Dr. Spaz is here you know Mr. Dr. Bruce we'll bring him in see if he

2:42:36wants to play nice e voice mm-hmm you want to make some more money in 2013 e voice gives you one toll free number that rings wherever Dr. Spaz is dropping things all right all right let's have a good time in here wherever uh y'all the beach to bar doesn't matter it sounds like you're at the office you never miss a call you're a pro yeah I said the word pro is he capsized a cardboard container filled with samples of inhalers on my desk um all right so where was I ah only 10 bucks a month 10 dollars a month but right now my listeners can try e voice for free free six months free go to evoys.com promo code atom or just go to atom curl.com and click on the voice the e voice banner I Bruce what's going on with all the noise can you just sit the shit down and start talking what

2:43:38are you doing it's going on over here okay all right you stack of papers you never gets to struggling with the headphones what's going on what's happening well as I set this up let me start with my first salacious story maybe my first salacious salacious case of course based on my personal experience sure with the where's my song get the song out of the way because I hate the just do your thing your thing the song is annoying annoying annoying super glue you're

2:44:40all right dr spaz what do you got for us okay super glue is something that we now use a cyanocrylate compound to close minor lacerations that's why it was invented well oh no no no all a little shit on your blind yeah it's your show I was invented to close wounds I don't know about that that's what I always heard actually maybe it's just underneath I really don't know why it was invented but I thought you chose it as a rhythm okay are you kidding me I told you why it was invented do you do this to anybody else to abuse any other I tell other people when they say things like Muhammad Ali was in trinidad and I go his real name is caches clay they don't go I go no that's what his name is wow wow wow wow wow wow no that's why it doesn't happen with

2:45:42other getters they go they say that's an interesting point I didn't know that and then we move forward with the conversation they don't go wow wow wow wow wow let me make a point here please you know what's gonna happen when you take my train of thought even a small fraction of an inch off track I'm gonna go wrong so I didn't take your train of thought anywhere I pushed your shitty rusty train with the square wheels another foot down the fucking line okay my news resolution I'm a tiny crap from you on the show so let me just move on with my story find out what now we got to find out about but it's not relevant to my story I wasn't making it part of your story I was with all due respect and you shut the f up and I'm trying to do my thing right respect you bring this upon yourself and I think you've been in therapy enough right yes oh now you do wait you do you do understand what Bruce does here it's because it's called a self fulfilling prophecy

2:46:43pretty much like I have to come in here and be verbally abused by Adam otherwise I don't know him alive so I will I will I will create these scenarios that then make that that self fulfilling prophecy so easy to just agree or move on or go oh I didn't know that anyway that's maybe you must always interject the factoid that says subtly I'm smarter than you enjoy well I'm say and that'll get me a lot further in life but not enjoy needs you crave it oh that would suggest the enjoys it okay so with the super glue the issue is we commonly see super glue accidents where super glue is the patient picks up an eyedropper thinks it's their eyedrops oh really wow with the eyelid so on the other hand it's now more commonly being used as a weapon for instance I have a colleague from Brazil and he was describing a case where

2:47:48husband came home unexpectedly found wife and bit with another man and at gunpoint had his wife put her hand out poured super glue in and then put the intruders or the other individuals penis in the hand and the penis became glued to urban myth well when you say colleague one of his friends that was not such a good friend that's like seagulls calling the other seagulls that are on a dumpster colleagues I'd never want he's not he doesn't like there's another case that is better documented in the United States where an individual it was having affairs was found out by a girlfriend to be married and then other girlfriends were found and when he went to the hotel for a trist he was expecting to be he was tied to the bed and other individuals came in and his penis was super glued to his abdomen so these cases do occur I have a by the way I that this would be I just go ahead and shoot somebody or shoot myself like this hole hang out let me get some super glue yeah stop asking questions horror

2:48:52probably by the way the battle wounds popular myth because it was originally developed more for setting gun sites so there you go here's a funny coincidence you know that there's a gluing the penis to the belly story in reservoir dogs do you remember that there's a story that you brought it up yes okay so Bruce what happens when this happens well in general and the reason I brought this up was obviously a well salacious nature of the story but if this happens to one of the ACE broadcasting listeners you can use a Vaseline type greasy compound to dissolve the super glue so in other words if we have a kid come in we super glue it wound many times the family expects us to put some sort of ointment on it those ointments will dissolve the super glue now why would you super glue wound instead of stitch it though because it's easy I mean because it's less traumatic for the patient okay you're not and you're not honest the tithing it and it's a limited number of

2:49:54well if you get a you get a cut and the cuts like sort of they flappy skin nature and just put it down and you're all known with the two fingers and the super glue feel like but this is like wide drywall when you can do lath and plaster this is just a lot easier now not sure what the medical super glue cost but when my kids get a cut they get the came art super glue I think it's gotta be the same yeah the same crap okay so the next thing I wanted to discuss was these are nicotine of course we're not on TV but we have some little bottles with nicotine liquid that are used with electronic cigarettes and this is becoming extremely common and from an ER standpoint what we are seeing and it's describing the literature kids are getting hold of these things and is you notice this is oh I guess I put my glass like I can't see here's a chocolate mint flavor here's another chocolate mint flavor here's pepper pepper pepper pinnacleada and they can't spell clove pinnacleada is not spelled correctly I don't think so one word and there's no tilde yeah wow

2:50:58caramel mocha were they make well it's gonna say they're making this shit in Mexico but then I realized that's one country they wouldn't fuck up pinnacleada right right now yeah another three pinnacleadas maybe that's a little all right we get a so a bunch of different flavors what is in flavors what's the uh so meaning you can get your nicotine dose in your nicotine and halar that you just handed me yeah you and you can get the flavor that you want right you want to try that there what flavors I guess I find we'll put your mouth on it yeah and then you press on the button and you inhale yes yes press on the blue button there oh Jesus is it vapor oh I'm a guy that's the cyanor acrolate that's good that's not what raw well so it seriously there these are left around people don't understand that nicotine is really a toxic compound is potentially a life threatening poisoning that can occur and now what's happening are kids are great there's no

2:52:00safety caps on most of these things um kids are getting in drinking and yeah drinking it and you get some real toxic can I make this just general observation I don't know um you can just shut your mic because I'm gonna make sense here so you're gonna have difficulty with it but I don't know about that you I'll talk to Allison you know this thing of like kids are getting into having copier toner and they figured out that you know licking toads get some high and then they all figured out that there's these things called basalts and then we got to get our drinks down to 16 ounces because kids are getting fat and kids are this and kids are that at a certain point in order for us to sort of move forward with our society don't leave all this stuff in the grass with your kids let's do a little parenting here that that'll help because then folks who need whatever it is the kids are getting into we'll be able to get that we won't just outlaw everything because

2:53:02every kid is fat and strung out on nickerats uh I mean it was honestly like I said to my I said to my son I was I was actually proud of him I don't mean actually but you know what I'm sorry I was proud of him because I said to him on uh Saturday I said what do what what's your favorite drinks honey what do you like what do you like the best and he said um well my second favorite drink is rootberry said and I said well what's your first favorite drink that's I was gonna say coke and he said water and I said why is water your first favorite drink that sounds very good and he said because it's healthy and I thought wow good somebody I paid did a decent job on this kids fucking head and that's all we need is parenting you know it's all this kids and the video games kids and the fatty foods kids and the fast food kids and the high fructose corn syrup kids parents how about we start parenting and then we don't have to worry about what the kids are getting into I mean my kids

2:54:04theoretically once a good job is done on them parenting are not going to be trying to cook up math when I am out of the house using you know common household ingredients and that is all good considered parent a parent in your house yeah I pay her okay I paid a parent because if he's watching you I'd expect him to include red wine on the list so what flavor was that thing you inhaled you got to open for me when I go on the road roses it's just I trust that yeah it's funny and this is my last show like that all right just shut up what do you uh this just tasted like a bunch of nicotine I don't even know what this was I know this flavored and I tried to smoke a cigar once it wasn't any better than that so this this this Allison is asking you and I'm asking now what flavor was this chocolate this was chocolate yes why did I here's I don't it's speaking of peanut colada I've gotten my teeth clean and they do the thing you want the wild mountain berry you want

2:55:06to fuck and I'm always like how about the stuff that tastes like toothpaste and they were out of that always go there they're out of that they had the peanut colada and then the thing and I would say to them whoa what's with the wild mountain berry in the peanut colada and they go they always do this one a lot of people a lot first off a lot of people versus no fucking person on the planet like do people wander in off the street and just get into this stuff and oh kids get into it you have a air compressor that's running hydraulically powered right angled drill that has a little suction cup a little like weird cup on it little rubber cup and then some chick of suspect origins uh some part of Vietnam I'm not familiar with dips the thing into the thing and I get a sandy pumice sort of somewhat peanut colada like what what if somebody just said hey we have a peanut colada but we've gone ahead and replaced a rum with silica sand would you go oh no that's dynamite the best thing about it

2:56:09is hours later you'll still be picking little chunks of it and you'll find sand yes I so here's the thing I like chocolate I like peanut colada I I also like brisket and pussy but not in this form not in this form you're listening odd wallah so with this notion of like well people like fucking triple chocolate fudge yes yes but not in uh an anima form you know what I'm saying and as a matter of fact you're now taking something that I formerly enjoyed and and making me not want a peanut colada because I'm associating it with the dentist because it's not at all like oh yeah if I close my eyes and with little imagination I feel like I'm eating chocolate I can hear the Jimmy Buffett song and the palms blowing on the beach now I'm in a fucking chair in Glendale and I'm being attacked with this fucking this this oh you make the sound yeah it's right all right and a little sucker thing that sticks to the side of your but if you made it in the flavor of what we're all

2:57:15used to which is tooth fucking pace then it would be a little less distracting and I don't think you'd have any complaints and nobody would ever say where's the peanut colada all right do you want to try the peanut colada last story burst last story okay here we go this is from a Forbes article from January while rating your doctor is bad for your health and I think this is this touches upon issues that are near to your heart for instance the reimbursement to hospitals under Obamacare is going to have a much larger percentage based on how happy patients are with wait times with physician attitude with a number of factors like that I really don't know and honestly when people bring up Medicare and Medicaid and Obamacare like I really don't know anything other than I'm sure we're all being gouged and for every dollar we put in we're getting back like three and a half cents worth of actual care and every other country does it better than us since then sure well companies are all fucking everything's a mess but every doctor I speak to doesn't seem to be

2:58:18fond of Obamacare right well this is why it started well because it's decreasing reimbursement it's a very complicated system that's felt not to be improving care to the patient but making the whole system more complex and more bureaucratic so for instance what they're looking at right now 1% of Medicare reimbursement is dependent on patient satisfaction what direct results of surveys given to patients about how happy they were with their care with the doctor and it's going to double to 2% under Obamacare so you know what I was you know I was having this fantasy the other day and I thought to myself you know we have the folks on the right the folks on the left and then there's the lobbyists who work for the insurance companies and then there's the guys you know there's the good guys and the bad guys the in-between guys everyone's got an opinion everyone's sort of wants what's best for everybody but nobody's willing to agree on how to go

2:59:18about what's best for everybody and then you start mixing in other factors ethnicity sex and age and things like that and now it really gets heated up and you may have ideas on how to help inner city black folks but you're white so you cannot express those ideas and the same works for other ethnicities and other things like that yet we still have these problems and they affect everyone and I just started thinking to myself the other day I thought I would like to point an international committee of people who did not have a fucking dog in this fight like where they could just go look we need smart people of all genders and all ethnicities from all around but by the way I'll take 80 you I don't need a 80 if you all just take 80 you and well we'll mix it up give me a Japanese guy and give me a black woman and mix mix all mix it all up and then you guys

3:00:19come over here as non-citizens of this country but just of people who are very advanced learning degrees and much much much much credits and experience in the in the brains department you guys sit together going a room we're going to start throwing problems at you and then you give us the answer because whatever answer you give us you're not going to have Al Sharpton come march on you because you're just the smartest people on the planet who've come up with an answer to try to solve some inner city violence and we'll do the same thing with Medicaid Medicare and Obamacare and they're not going to be an I lobbyist you you are impervious to anything you don't get lobbyists from insurance companies you don't get lobbyists from big oil or big anything you just sit there and we're going to talk of I want you to well have a whole fucking I'll get one of those dry race boards and all this right energy independence go what do you want to do fracking good or bad don't worry about people from exon don't worry about farmers don't worry about anything I want to know

3:01:20let's look at it and we'll give you some we'll give you information on anything one good violence in their city broken families failing schools go ahead Obamacare just go down the list and then you tell us your super smart mixed race and gender answers to everything and then that's what we're going to do and everyone's going to agree in advance all right these people are in no obligation they don't have a dog in the fight and again there's no lobbyist or anything so they're just going to go we think Obamacare is great or they're going to think it's not working we should switch to an independent whatever ah flat tax is that a good idea or bad idea by the way I don't want the government telling me what the best tax is because they're the ones who take the tax so I you know I don't want the guy you know the guy runs the vending machine things would be a good idea for to set the price of snicker bars for like five bucks but that's not the guy I want and charge of that independent council from all over the world but none of you can reside here at any point

3:02:20tell us what you think what if Bruce made it onto the panel that would be one I was thinking we should do that our fantasy pick objectivity one of the problems would you guys be willing to go along with their picks I don't know about them not living here though because I I feel like super smart it's better that they don't live here though they just take a look at a problem and there's no history and there's no anything it's a great idea you need aliens because every human being has some viewpoint that represents a special interest I would say so you're not going to find people that are perfectly objective what what special interest when they live in Hungary how about this compromise dual citizenship so they are for me I don't want them I don't want them here I just want them to look at statistics look at test scores look at schools look at data look at whatever it's like a math problem yeah just go how do you solve this math problem and then the super smart people tell you how to solve it and then that's it and you can't cry that their whatever

3:03:20is them is causing them to come to these conclusions or that they're in the pockets of big oil or anyone else can I share a clinical vignette with you please okay I'm this is several weeks ago seeing a woman that comes in abdominal pain overweight in her mid-30s testing is done probably more testing that is necessary because of issues with liability and unhappy patients that don't get the test they want patients come in with belly pain they want cats can they want ultrasound when these are not all always appropriate so after extensive testing cats can't ultrasound lab work I inform the woman that her only problem that I could detect was a fatty liver and what is fatty liver doctor well it's fat that's deposited because you're there are other reasons but in her case she was obese fats deposit liver liver pain from expansion of the caps of the liver and the patient becomes upset because you've shared with them something they don't want to hear you've shame them you've spent all this time and all you're telling me is I'm fat and the reaction leaves

3:04:24I'm upset now in my experience there it's very just distressing and you think well maybe the next time you'd want to couch the diagnosis in different terms or you and in this is in a situation where many tests were ordered that again probably in a perfect if you had your panel running this the accountability would be different you you do just the right thing but was that what was causing hurt like does a fatty liver cause fatty liver can cause severe abdominal pain and in other case today I two other physicians come to you say the patients here they we know this patient they've written us up because we didn't want to give pain medication can you see the patient because we've both been written up by her so I see the patient and it's someone that wants an narcotic shot and did she need the shot she has a long history of pain what would be better for her would be gently confronting her with the reality that she probably has. Well I was going to say aren't patients the last ones who are in any position to assess the kind of care they received I mean obviously you

3:05:28know if something fucked up happened to you but like I you know I have endometriosis head surgery and I feel like the whole thing went well but at the same time the guy stuck his finger up my butt knocked me out caused me pain I didn't enjoy it I could write you know I don't know. That was in the parking lot by the way. Oh yeah I mean the actual medical care. No what's any liver what the mean girls called her. It's having her high by the way. No it's engaged. I think that was a hate crime. It's happened in the last 20 years more and more of what happens to you is the questioners are sent out and even things that seem ridiculous that are not related to quality care are taken up if the patient's perception that something was too painful or inappropriately done then the doctors may times take into task and has to explain that but now. There we go. Okay good yeah okay good I know this has been health watch with doctor Spaz. I don't feel like I've ever really questioned the doctor or even said like what are you doing or asked him a secondary anything I don't know

3:06:30everyone's got some it used to be doctors here's the problem doctors used to be doctors and that was fine now everyone's a fucking expert everyone has the internet and then once you sprinkle in some of the wisdom of the orient now you're fucked because you're like look you need to get on lipitor my life coach says okay great great yeah yeah wind chime over there whose real name is Steve says what again and they have to fucking compete with well you know what I'm gonna do acupuncture instead and it's like you have scabies well I think it can be controlled through through through good vibes you know and now you have to fucking do battle with every fucking nutty broad who's hooked up with some sort of fucking new age healer and it's just got to know someone who cured themselves right what but in the old west it'd be like go get the doctor and then the doctor would show up and the doctor would be like now here's what's going on and no fucking hippie walked into the cabin and

3:07:33went slow down I was I was on the alternate there and I read the different and I had a friend who lived in Dodd city who knew an asian dude who cured it with an just a whisker from a cat you know I mean I just feel like you just go for the doc like didn't we just grow up watching movies and stuff like go get the doctor and then just the doctor would show no one ask him well wait a minute where did you learn that and I disagree with that he was just the doctor right well the most extreme example is one emergency room with poor survey scores they were offering viking and goody bags to discharge patients to try and improve their ratings that's how extreme doctor dr. Bruce is it within swarving distance no no different state east coast all right that's objective first you can Twitter him at doctor Bruce H. Ari Shaffir I hit that right right yeah he's coming in next skeptic tank name his podcast

3:08:40available on iTunes we'll talk to Ari next yeah back with Ari Shaffir skeptic tank available on iTunes and available on chill dot com website rachaffir dot com good see Ari thanks how are you well I've decided I want to start every every greeting yeah with took a lot of guts to show your face around here but you know what I respect that and then every exit with hey yeah see you later don't beat yourself up that's that's not bad I like both those I feel like a people down a certain hand upper hand in almost every relationship you know what I mean the interview will be all about you and then when they leave the book fuck I could have improved that yeah but my don't beat yourself at the worst thing you could say to him and be all right uh I never get never get after you got off stage when somebody said I thought I thought you were funny there's like fully acknowledging

3:09:47no one else like that there is a weird uh energy vert protocol slash posture that people have when you sucked on stage it is palpable when you walk off of stage and yeah underlining the eye I don't know how to treat you yeah yeah I feel like a cougan yeah I like when they go right to the don't worry about it as a shit audience and you're like I was I wasn't gonna say like what so you basically they just skip right past the part where you bombed and blame the audience let's just assume we can both see what happened right do you ever do you ever have it where you get off stage though and you're you thought you did well and it turns out from the feedback you're getting from people that that apparently that wasn't the case I am I am lucky and it it's like I always say this at the beginning of your career you're a band and you're playing at a county fair and the audience is filled with people who want to be at a county fair and if you're good you're good and they'll like you and if you're not but they're not there to see you right it's much easier when you become a band

3:10:53and a performer because there's a thousand people in that theater who paid money to see Adam Coroll of us you're batting average goes way the fuck up it was just a thousand random people who came to see comedy yeah or eat cotton candy you're fucked and thankfully I don't have to deal with that much anymore I've saw a magician of the county fair and he was making like corny jokes and it became so offensive to me really I just wanted to punch him I don't feel like I'd see hanging out at a county fair a lot go front stuff or anything like dating somebody you got to do stuff like different 10 like you give it shit let's mix it up a little yeah get some freshness in this yeah so we don't hate each other yeah have you have you have you now you've done a lot of stand-up I'm assuming yeah and and now you have your audience like they come to see a little bit I get like half depending on where sometimes I'll get no one there to see me so if I get like 10% of the people there to see me though everything goes better yeah and and that's why you know Bruce Springsteen does four hours on stage because there's a whole bunch of fucking people who are

3:11:56there to see the boss and if they're at the county fair after hour two even if the boss was they'd start filtering out you're not chocolate covered bacon what are you doing wrong nobody you think I mean I always say like you went back in the day when Oprah would do her show that audience would be going nuts and laughing their asses off when she said almost nothing like Oprah's a lot of things but funny ain't one of them she's just not she thinks she's funny because she has these seals flapping their fins together and all she does is go into the deep tone voice or or mix a little joke about goes in a little little ethnic thing or little sassy thing and they all go nuts all the time that is actually her crowd but she's but what how would that work in front of a crowd of folks did don't know you or had a decent set of ideas to like pop out of the comedy store and people didn't know them and they would just walk out angry they would hate them this is way too dirty for me the guy's selling out giant theaters and stadiums right I always hate it with a college

3:13:01professors made jokes and everyone there is like a captive audience they have no choice but to laugh everybody who is forced to stand up in front of a group of people eventually will say something funny or attempt to say something funny um rabbis will do it flight attendants yeah yeah listen that's annoying you go to feel like shut up yeah personal wealth managers like it be all the in and and by the way and that's why we say spoken words a cop out because it's really going I'm going to do comedy but I don't want to be judged by the same yardstick you measure comedy so I'm going to tell a series of funny stories where you're not really obligated to laugh but it's spoken words don't judge me uh-huh if you want to laugh you're more than welcome to but if you listen to their stories on all the spoken word stuff they're just long-form jokes without punch lines sprinkled in but they're the attempt is a humor yeah uh-arri by the way you go see a lot of spoken words that's all I do he just snaps that is my county fair what is the county fair to you

3:14:07I got all that big players at the spoken word scene I got Henry Rohn's in my car right now he's the only one I know well that's that's a smart move like go go spoke spoken word because everyone will know who you are like like that's the only one I know too are there any spoken words shows is that still going on oh well they'll do those like kc rw you know funded you know publicly funded radio whatever where people will tell stories oh yeah it's been replaced with storytelling nights and storytelling shows yeah yeah um also uh-arri does a little bit called the amazing racist tell us about a couple of those uh funny bits well they'd be things like I would go down to um uh pick up a bunch of Mexicans at a home depot to say come help me fix my deck and then I drove around for a while and then I drove to an INS building and I would jump out and you know let me grow as they all scattered out in different directions cruel but funny yeah things like that I I took uh we have it do we have check it out check it out how long is it uh by the way I

3:15:15took over I did a man show bit right picked up a bunch of day labors and took them out for makeup yeah what we're gonna do is we're gonna go over there and talk with them a little bit okay just look at them over there just standing there like animals oh let me work let me work let's go every way too long it's gonna be way too long one of them was with English oh uh I don't know how to communicate with them all right well fast forward to the park get to the in part get in because just uh again people are probably listening while they're walking their dogs uh I love that give us some other uh got some other are they good racist things I went to uh they think they're coming over to my house I went to a Jewish market just up like a priest and tried to get people to sign a petition to apologize for the killing of Christ and not one of those motherfuckers with sign not one I tried for a while they they they they know the law pretty well and they don't like a lot of paperwork oh here it is okay yeah I don't know

3:16:18what the fucking just said oh my god yeah something like that I don't know we're almost there you get ready for this that's the immigration office now the people look at you as an artist or are they pissed I don't know it's happened after I got a lot of death threats after that came out on my space I was constantly getting like oh fucking see you soon you'll put a bullet in your head really so but then I feel but both people just like that oh yeah as I feel like you're considered a hip-comedy and yeah I guess so and and people took it as almost like performance art in a weird yeah most people most people the people got angry just helped the people who got it right I put on a clan outfit and I yelled to some Mexican to go back to Africa it's like you're not willing to see the irony of that

3:17:22out whatever I'm a Jew I was saying the other night on stage I feel like the clan needs to give a raise to their publicist who works on black folks but fire the Jewish publicist who's working with the Jews because it's just it's we don't the the the the the clan hates Jews but yet it's just never really you don't think about that the person that comes nobody clan's gone away there's well the Jew like the whole thing about the clan is you know I think black has always been number one for the clan obviously Jews been right up there too yeah I feel like the clan is real murky on their brand they don't want to use they just hate hate them they're not delivering a consistent message of hate for Jews and that I mean I'm not asking for the job yeah but if I was auditioning for the job that would be one of my first orders of business you know what I'm going to put this stuff in writing how are we going to handle the Jew problem yeah first be like all right everyone demount you can get off your horses this is a remodeling really no room for this and then I would

3:18:27sit down and appreciate for Brenn consistency safety took your horses here right not necessarily in the lobby right yeah get them water get them outside and tied up out there on the hitch and posed and then I would talk about everyone knowing about your you know the whole thing with the black hour hour whole thing with black but not the Jews like I feel like you're dropping the cradle on this one and then be like no laughter and then go just the fact that I have to explain that joke shows that we haven't done the research that you've not did you people are not caught up on that properly we had a long way to go right this can be a long night yeah yeah so I was on one of their websites some white white power website when all those videos came out and said Jew boys got the right idea I want to appreciate the works but not the organs all right Jew boy you want to hang out and do some news with us yeah sure let's get to the sad news with Allison always goes a little say you read some news from her I've had some times this good

3:19:31sometimes it's bad at Allison and you're all a son how's he okay and when it's time to wrap it up she'll sign it off with zip it cut it's Allison news Allison Rose there's an article here Adam that I think you will find interesting it's about how breaking bad is bringing all this business to albuquerque because tourism is booming people are going to the restaurant that is the chicken place and do you watch breaking bad sometimes okay um gusses the where the chicken place there's an actual restaurant yes that is right that was called there who knows I think it is well yeah I oh no no that's not the real name I always complain that I drove Brian cranson from here to the Burbank airport because he did the he did the podcast and it's really super nice guys from out here in the San Fernando Valley and I drove him to the Burbank airport after the podcast he said I'll call a cab or something like that I said I'll give you a ride it's on the way practically so I started giving a ride

3:20:36I said where you head and he said I'm heading albuquerque and I said what's an albuquerque this is you know like four or five years or maybe four years ago and I knew probably second season of breaking bad but I didn't know where they shot it and he said oh that's where we shoot breaking bad and then he said it was supposed to be shot in riverside that's a ridge with the original script was riverside signed up for riverside but because of taxes and blah blah blah we go in albuquerque and then I just think yeah now they're going into what season five and then there's a whole bunch of tourism and it's all and meanwhile riverside's gonna go bankrupt and so here's the problem riverside is like we're gonna go bankrupt we need to raise the taxes so that we can get more money from breaking bad the problem is is you need to lower the taxes so you can entice them to fucking not go to albuquerque sorry the restaurant is called twisters twisters burrito shop and there's a pastry shop that sells donuts with blue crystalized sugar on it because in the show the method is blue so I'm gonna give it some rock candy like it was blue really yeah perhaps

3:21:43maybe perhaps it was yeah and then also store cell crystal blue bath salts I don't the the notion of rock candy yeah first off it's not like anyone was ever hiking went man I wish I could eat that fucking pebble but no I know it's not gonna go down I'm gonna have trouble passing that's like that the geod over there but so first off don't make a candy out of something we really don't want to eat yeah in the first place yeah there is this catch it candy oh no no it doesn't taste like catch it it's sugary it's like yeah but I never wanted to eat it the rock candy and then you just melting sugar and putting it in a shape shouldn't really be called candy it's barely a shape it's barely shape it's like a gallstone it's tiny rock candy yeah yeah you can melt sugar and then you let it cool to pool the water doesn't fucking make you into a still better than black liquorice that's true really yeah black liquorice is the well liquorice with black liquorice is gone now it's

3:22:44all it's all red like I mean it's all not liquorice flavored liquorice yeah you call liquorice liquorice but it's not really liquorice we gentrified liquorice well it's a red vibe it's a twizzler yeah it's definitely more why do you feel but in S.C. you probably hate black jelly beans too yeah everyone does that's before we found there's another the flavor of life but I'm saying people we need to hate the juubeans as well understand what I'm saying the light blue ones you guys completely drop in the bowl on this slipper are they hey you guys taking a method like a filter fish yeah how was it good was it really yeah is it like instant like as soon as it hits you like whoa it's math here's the thing here's the thing about like just speed just like snorting speed yeah yeah is that I don't know well somewhere around like I don't know you know that part where people go we didn't sleep for four days yeah yeah not sleeping I want to drug right sleep for five days straight that's why he's an alcoholic yeah that's why I'm an alcoholic uh because the math is like yeah you

3:23:46fucking you're up but then when it's time to go to bed you're still up and yeah and it's never like I stayed up for four days and I built this house no no no no I picked all the hair off my right forearm yeah I'm right taking an aderol trying to clean my apartment but instead of just tidying up I just had a rearrange everything and take everything off the shelves and then it was just as a message before which is different yeah and by the way it met meth sounds so wait yeah it's got a bad wrap it just used to just be speed like it was called speed and it was like speed sounds better than meth it does now why did you do it because I I have friends who got to the point in their cocaine addiction where they decided speed was better for them I never was addicted to anything I was just always like count me in you know like well if you got something like you know friday what's up I listen I had to hit a crack like crack cocaine at like I don't know six dirty in the morning when I when I today when I got up no I got was absolutely an apartment with

3:24:52a couple guys and one guy was working like a night shift and he came back and you know I came home at like six in the morning with some white trash dude he worked at a paper mill with and they were just sitting in the kitchen like smoking again it wasn't like crack or just like smoking cocaine you know and I was getting ready to go do construction work and I just walked into the kitchen and they're like hey you want to hit off the pipe and I was like yeah I've hit off the pipe I'm gonna hit off the pipe and I went to work how was it it was it was just like smoking cocaine it was like yeah I don't know this taste was like you know you know like taking five shots of cappuccino all at once and then being really beaked up for 20 minutes and then what did you do your emotions that out do you feel cool or awesome I had a kid out of wedlock real good that was it that was it that was all that was all I did did you really just just too really fast and then like I just stop that was it um no it was just like I don't know it's cocaine or smoking it

3:25:55I had a friend who said he did crack for a while for like two years and I never liked it but there was a guy who dealt right in my way home yeah yeah and I knew I wasn't a drug addict and I knew by the way cocaine was you know like a hundred bucks a gram and I was making eight bucks an hour like cleaning trash on a construction site so I was doing the math could be bad fucking drug pick it's strong out on yeah yeah all right where where we well this is sort of been definitely not a Jew news a Greek soccer player has been banned for life from the Greek national team after he celebrated his goal by making a Nazi salute wow really yes and here's the best part though he claims that he didn't know that that was what that represented he detest fascism according to him and uh his coach said that he has no idea about politics how can you know enough to detest fascism

3:26:55and not be aware of the Hitler salute yeah and plus food like does that look like a high what's he doing a weird high five no he's doing the fucking Hitler salute yeah well hold on Jews yeah reel it in just see if he's an action if he's going a little bit this is my prosperous I have when I when I'm when I moved into my house from 1929 the bathroom floor and the upstairs bedroom or off upstairs bedroom had a mosaic tile Hitler swastika you guys you Jews always step on people there are swastikers like they they weren't perfect but they were pretty damn close really and I realized it was just a design the person was doing it was a repeated design it's an Indian thing or whatever but there were swastikers they were basically swastikers but obviously that person didn't know what they were doing because this was 1928 that they did this yeah or uh it's kind of good look so I don't first off I don't know where he was doing this where what

3:27:58stadium he was in because you can do I'm not defending the man but let me do it for like 20 minutes here first off I talked to 25 year olds who have never fucking heard of like George Carlin or you know Christie McNickle Christie McNickle I'm out of Marcos you're making references and there's 25 year olds who have no fucking idea what you're what you're talking about so I want to see let's see it actually I want to see the guys move I don't know it would be worse if he'd done the whole he did a little little little flap at the end which was a little wavy thing I think he could have fucked that up but here's the tile Hitler that was Hitler's all right yeah I want to but I'm so he pulls his shirt off he kicks a winning goal he's running out of the stadium he's flapping his hands around but here's the whole thing if if that's what he's interested in we'll know it we'll see we'll see we'll see tweeds and I'm from the

3:29:00why we did I later I think there'll be a history of something it almost seems like maybe he wasn't doing it when I see the video I don't think it was yeah where was he Athens oh okay I remember when I was little and I was watching a lot of daffy duck and my parents that's about luck and I was in the back see like the suburban I was like luck smock and they're like all right that you don't say that yeah I was like what don't say what I didn't even just think it was a word right right maybe do something like that with him yeah I do like the picture that whatever brown guy was saying next to him giving him a look at like dude yeah well I'll have to so the whole high-ill-hitler thing rarely exists in a vacuum can we agree on that what do you mean by that what I'm saying is is you can't suck Hitler up into a dice now there are going to be comments tweets yeah blogs tattoos tattoos like they're gonna be things in the last five years yeah where

3:30:00this guy said something about a black teammate or a German something there's gonna be something so if there's nothing then you don't go just straight to high-ill-hitler you know televised soccer game you don't go from like yeah like like you don't go from Doug Benson yeah just sure straight there just started hanging out to high-ill-hitler we need a progression well maybe on the way there some clues maybe on the way there is stopped by some sort of Jewish store and didn't get his proper changeback yeah they will do that and yeah and then maybe you know what fuck those people who quickly throughout the game took it right right we'll see that's like the the white pride guy that I accidentally dated the thing that was so confusing was that he denied that he was really part of the movement but he had the tattoos and he had the music and the Confederate flag and the guns but he was interested in me and it was but he and he what he said that he's like you're just you're I know your problem is you're just trying to categorize me like the

3:31:04rest of you exactly but I asked him did he you know sighi and he's like well I raised my arm all right that was a celebration I don't think he's it's hard to I it's really hard to that's a tough one if you don't do the from the shoulder up that he just went you know he didn't I believe there's got to be a heel click involved there somewhere too which I did not see also he has a he has a get which are died trying tattoo yeah I would think he wouldn't maybe this rich kids a Jew oh I see get rich okay I got it now here's the thing it'll all be in the history if I see some tweets and I see some whatever's then he's that and if not then he didn't really know what the fuck was going on I do feel like Doug Benson is gonna be pleased to meet the other end of the spectre from the hell away from yeah but you know I you can't go from Doug to Hylh Hitler there's got to be there's got to be a paper grab your hands yeah like you know I knew OJ did it when I heard 911 calls of his wife going he's gonna kill me you know who this is he's gonna kill then you kind

3:32:08of go yeah yeah but it's interesting that he was banned for life from Greek soccer I mean they're banned for life for that yeah he's banned for life for that yeah Greeks weren't even I could see it in Austria he's banned for life for that yes yes that's a lot even even if he had made the arm movement should he have been banned for life no fine fine is play well okay there's a lot of things I always feel went like Michael Jordan in the height of his game is never gonna be banned for life from anything because he brings so much to the game and he wins so much he's incredible player so it's like he's gonna get fine he's gonna get suspended he's gonna be disciplined but the league needs him and the team needs him and he ain't going anywhere so the first thing is when a team just cuts you or bans you for life or whatever first impulse is sort of like did they really want you on the team I know you scored a goal but was that your first goal yeah like you probably weren't a goal scoring machine I've usually found that the guys that look whatever whether you're Microsoft

3:33:13or you're the Chicago Bulls when there's one guy that's really making you a lot of money and doing really good for your company there's some there's disciplining you have to do and you have to do the discipline just so people see you discipline them you can let it go but you'd you would like the money more than you like the banning for life and so I would suspect that either they know something about this guy and the sort of white supremacist thing or he just sucked and it looked very excuse me Madonna asked the boy scouts to lift the ban on gays she was speaking at the glad awards and she said I can build a well she was saying that she wants to be a boy scout but saying she had been turned down even though she has the qualifications I can build a fire I know how to pitch a tent I can rescue kittens from trees most importantly I know how to scout for boys I think they should change their stupid rules and she was you know dressed like a boy scout she's such a hero have do we talk about her being a blowhard yeah I we do because I saw that footage

3:34:16of her at the Buenos Aires soccer stadium or wherever she was and she was doing like sound check in the rain and somebody was smoking and she was like put that cigarette out and then she's like I'm walking off the stage and I'm not coming there's like an open soccer stadium and somebody was smoking a cigarette like it was windy it was rainy and it was outdoors and she's like doing a sound check and she kept like saying I this like she starts everything with I will like if you look at all her sort of life proposals yeah it's a lot of I wish I could be a boy scout I would make I need you to I'm I me I if you want me to I I just sort of listen to people who are narcissistic and there's a lot of I me me I remember when uh Julie Roberts announced uh one of the black people for Oscars Denzel Washington maybe she was like I love my life Denzel Washington wins remember that yes how would you make this positive about you right now um narcissist can do it here

3:35:22where is she her Buenos Aires oh my god is that her the coat I think she's going up on stage it's so windy that the umbrella was turned from an Audi to an inny so it's really windy and it's rainy and it's during a sound check yeah you don't care about me see to me hold it pause for a second it's like listen somebody's smoking because they want to smoke it's not you don't care about me see see how to immediately everything turns into an attack everything gets sort of internalized it's a fucking photographer smoking 80 feet away but with with someone like Madonna is that because the last however many of your years of her life 35 40 years have been literally everyone's come in contact with us

3:36:24and 95% of people's come in contact with have been there to serve her yeah for years man the role um record you know what I mean like is it just sort of a condition thing it's used like that from birth is what I'm saying um yes I think I guess there's no way to know I'm just what what what what what gives them the motor is what crates a success is what turns them into fucking animals when they get that success so the initial thing is that they had that seed to begin with I think everybody's got that seed though like everybody could be who's who day who's that yeah I can say I can just write people on the wedding night like hmm let me think about it at least yeah well here's here's here's what and then it when it goes unchecked yeah that's something I got away with it yeah um maybe this is my record my regular Tuesday we all know we all know people I say this all the time who if they just got a half ounce of juice returning to fucking complete animals like like so glad so and so's not famous because so and so would be a

3:37:28fucking huge douche bag are you listening Brian so and so would be a fucking animal and it is easy to get carried away with yourself when you're Madonna but she's definitely a nature nurture well let's see it's from Chile by the way let's see the rest of of it so she says you know you don't care about me I don't care about so I'm not going to perform basically so she says outdoors in a 20 mile an hour wind if you love me walking on stage now if you love her you don't do it to her yeah is the nt endest thing kind of racist because she had the whole thing in English and then she punctuated with nt endest like what's that like do you understand like oh we didn't understand any

3:38:31of that but that I understood it like yeah yeah is there to hear her music the obviously no some English it's like when I order Italian I always end with capiche and you imagine can you look at Madonna now and imagine a time when you used to jerk off tour yes even like we had that really I was never I was never into the material girl what I thought she was I understood why others were even when she had that naked book with all the pictures of where she was smoking in them yeah yeah it did beat off to that but it was to the cigarette I really wanted to see right all right one more story there's a Kickstarter to fund a Veronica Mars movie yeah heard about what and it the project reached one million dollars in the first four hours and 24 minutes that it was online which makes it the fastest funded project at this point it's crossed 3.6 million I want to get more I saw everyone everyone speaking of things that you're off to yeah she's the high school the private investigator I know this is not really in high school

3:39:32so you're gonna go off to it somebody those are the rules by the way she's a big high school here it's right I mean so like Andrea from 9 or 2 1 0 oh fuck yeah yeah zookerman yeah nobody beat off to her so somebody tweeted me this and because I'm working on my next movie and I want to use Kickstarter one of these things to get it funded and they said look this is amazing and I actually watched a video that they did and it was cute and it was funny and all that but I think Warner Brothers owns it or Warner television or something oh really well this is a weird slippery slope thing going on because the whole idea is I'm gonna start a micro brew except for your own by course so wait a second yeah I feel like this could just turn into the kind of thing where it's a way the movies get started to get attention and cuz because people who donate on Kickstarter then they get something in return and they feel like they're a part of it well I don't see why every movie

3:40:35wouldn't be on Kickstarter right because if you're if you're a producer or you're a studio you deficit these movies you go look I'll give you 30 million bucks to do Veronica Morrison movie and I'm betting I'll make 60 million bucks back but if someone goes why not just let the the key pay for it and then we'll still own it now it sort of flies in the face of this whole sort of indie you want to do this documentary but you can't get it done because you don't you're not a studio yeah now it's with this studio is going fuck it I don't want to pay for anything let everyone see the Zippie and Slogo movie that's right time to cough it up get busy nerds get 10 million to start with they're dancing yeah I think I know the answer was this a popular show the people like to show obviously something but apparently I think there's a lot of like fan sites and stuff like that I don't know lasted like two seasons on the WB and then the seed season on the CW or whatever it is but I don't know how it works other than this thing made like $2.6 million like one day

3:41:39and with 26 days left to go I guess out of the 30 they've made 3.6 million yeah they for this already that's already a budget for a movie because they were asking for two million so they've already met and exceeded their I think it was one super fan who donated 3.6 million and the rest just chimed in a row I can't wait to review this world's most expensive windbreaker that's a Veronica Mars on all right let's bring it home baby girl that's the news I'm Allison Rosen Zippie it counts that was the news with Allison Rosen two seasons on UPN and last season on the dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba WB that's when they joined forces yeah when they told me to now yeah Nissan was just always dots and was always Nissan they just finally dropped the dots in part I thought they bought it I thought I remember them buying dots and all that it's slowly getting rid of the name no I think they they just went with dots and they're always Nissan I'm a woman

3:42:42Nissan geek or dots and weirdo I probably have 13 dots and race cars something like that first cars at 200 sx at dots and oh really those are the those are the big drift cars now but uh Tokyo drift that style drift the yeah good enough Tokyo oh I don't feel about them going on with the man show oh you know it's weird all right something to do um Jimmy had Jimmy had feelings about it I had no feelings I'm uh I'm dead inside dead inside oh thanks that also looks so right I'm kind of on the outside too I mean to be fair I'm consistently dead you know no yeah in and out straight to and um I was like well you know we did a hundred episodes and now we're gonna move on and do other things and they can just go do whatever they want I mean they'll fuck it up yeah because the producers are hacks and everyone's a hack yeah and and they're never

3:43:43gonna do it right but we put the template in place I mean it couldn't be easier there's four seasons of here the juggie dance squad girls and anything with the trampolines and that's how bad producers are this thing was laid out like an ikea diagram for a very easy end table like all you need is plug in two dudes but as per usual they didn't get the joke they thought the joke was guys making fun of women and drinking beer so it got a little bit mean spirited but the producers were hacks and didn't know what they're doing and they didn't produce the first four seasons of the man show I'm sure they took credit for it they were just the producers the fifth season is what happens when they produce and that's why it came out like shit and there's you know Doug and Joe are both good and this show never really found its footing even though like I said the tough part of the show is the beginning when you're trying to figure out the format a lot of trial and error how do we get these ideas of what black entertainment should be or what dude entertainment should be

3:44:46and none of us do that it's the version of dudes hanging out well the dude version of Hollywood is like it's done by gay alien it's like this is what dudes would act like this is what I would act like if I wasn't alien and sucking cock right now this is what I would do and then you get to stupid because everyone in Hollywood no one it's like the blue collar version of Hollywood is written by guys who went to Princeton and Yale so like let him and wrote good times it's like why what in the world this guy be trusted to do anything about it ghetto hey you know sort of like the girl up in the mean streets of Indiana all right are you sure fear thank you so much skeptic tank how my specials available now and the special as well and the podcast on iTunes oh shit little quick business to do Alson Rosen is your new best friend new episode available on iTunes or

3:45:48our app this week's guest John daily he's very funny Alson Rosen calm is where you can go we're going to be doing some live shows coming up at a malfy and phoenix coming up a couple of shows beginning of April and also the fifth and the sixth and watch those shows and watch how the as like to say how the fudge is packed see live also a new pricing for my man greed by man greed dot com we figured out how to ship that stuff at a discount so until next time is that pro for are you sure fear Alson Rosen involved Brian saying my hello oh I'm a guy that's the cyan or acro late all right there's Adam Kola show 10 36 that does it for days cool classics make sure to and tomorrow for an audio installment until then and get it up

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