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sarah marie anderson's podcast — Angry SpongeBob. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00Hey, this is Strawberry, how y'all feeling out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well, let's find a way to get well. Look well, indeed. Well, everybody out there, y'all like SpongeBob. Most people do, so let's see if we can hear a little bit of the things about SpongeBob. What are you saying? Don't need to know the children's fun. Why? What if children were never done for me? If you want your dime back, take it. Now Squidward can come back, right? Hey, that ain't my first dime.
1:01That ain't my first dime. That ain't my first dime. I've got plenty of them. You can't put a price on my first dime. And I can't forgive and even build rents. Squidward for stealing it. Listen, you have to just keep going. Squidward's been living in my house, driving me crazy. And you're not going to hire him back. I'll be going to a stupid dime. What's that? My first dime. Bye, Mrs. Paul. Hey, don't tell me. You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Paul something she doesn't need. Then you want me to run back here so you can say, I'm SpongeBob, and you're spending all the money. And then I'll say, but Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said. Then you'll say, we're not talking about this. Or this. We're talking about this. Good lad, this time's different. Mrs. Paul needs this. Are we going to the park soon? Please, lad. I'm begging you. I'm a lonely old crustacean who's found no.
2:04Don't let me lose her. Oh, Mr. Krabs, don't cry, Mr. Krabs. Paul. Okay, I'm going to get it, see? Cheer up, Mr. Krabs. Here's that washing machine you want it. Cheer up. How can I cheer up when you're spending all the hard earned cash? You're seeing. You just did it again. Lad, I can't help it if you're loose with other people's money. Do you think Mrs. Buffal needed dryer to go along with that? Well, Mr. Krabs, do you want to know what I think? Oh, crack up, crack up, crack up. I got money, I got money. What is it? That's it, that's it. I got money, that's it. Oh, Mr. Krabs, what is it? And then, you can be a license and this should be my phone, Mobile. How can you say that? If you were my friend, it would be healthy for me to be dead by luck.
3:04If you were my friend, you wouldn't throw your license in my face. What do you mean that? I've worked my whole life for this. Do you know deserve this? I'm scared. Escape. I can't make a double-crabby patty with the work. I can't put a patty on a bun with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, butter, pickles, and top bun together in that order. All right, Gary. You have left me no choice. What the fuck? Gary! What puppy don't write me down? Not bad boykin. Not bad, bad boykin! And dad here is daddy. Here else's ahhh.... Dad! No, I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black light.
4:05Alright! Go back to the day! Close the U-gram! It wasn't big, I said! Do what you'd before! Oh, some! It's all left of... No! And you're taught on the same! Gachagagagagagaga! It'll know we should see it and close the Play-Doh-Doh-Doh adventure. Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Get in the Top. Get in the Top. Get in this top. I might gonna have to stop! This car's rock. Why would anybody throw this over? Have you forgotten something smart, I need something Etherate, Pack for these oms! This is a nice show. SpongeBob, the remote control is broken. Get over here and fix it.
5:08I got a better idea. I know all about you are using Gary to steal money. I am nothing of a sort. I would never steal. I can't take it. I can't take it. Who do you think you are? Hey, wait. Why do you do all those binoculars? I don't have any binoculars to see. You're acting weird. Don't let it wear. Don't let it wear. You're acting weird. It's not over. This was supposed to be my perfect game. No, no, no, no. You don't. Can I? Hold it. I'm not through here. Do you hear me? I know that you come back and get me a bus to Bikini Bottom right now. Until then, I am not leaving this spot.
6:10Doesn't anybody know how to tie a knot? And I also didn't burn their money. He did not do. I have been covering for him because he can't do anything right. There was kite flyers blocking your view. What? Crinking your wind. Hey SpongeBob, throw us the ball. Oh, yeah, you're working on that. I know where you're going. Ah-ha! You're copying me. Yes. Why are you doing that?
7:10So I can win an award like you. Well, it's annoying. So stop it. Stop. SpongeBob, what are you doing now? You can't win that award if you don't get out of her work. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Maybe now, you know how I feel about your running highlight. Check it out, public fight. Maybe let the carnival show has its bite. I have never felt so ashamed. What do you mean? If it wasn't for your forever glue, I wouldn't be stuck in this thing. I'm trying to help. How? I think you helped quite enough today. Oh my God, a door is let go. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
8:10Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The camera! I can keep it! Oh! That's a PETA band. I'm going to do this. No? I didn't want to lose it. So, I put it there right before we started filming.
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