Alice's Adventures Underground-Lewis Carroll

0:001. Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, and where is the use of a book thought Alice without pictures or conversations? So she was considering in her own mind as well as she could for the hot day made her feel very sleepy and stupid. Whether the pleasure of making a daisy chain was worth the trouble of getting up and picking the daisies, when a white rabbit with pink eyes ran close by her.

1:02There was nothing very remarkable in that, nor did Alice think it so very much out of the way. To hear the rabbit say to itself, dear dear, I shall be too late, when she thought it over afterwards. It occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural. But when the rabbit actually took a watch out of his waistcoat pocket, looked at it and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat pocket or a watch to take out of it. And for look curiosity, she hurried across the field after it, and was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit hole under the hedge. In a moment, down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again. The rabbit hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice had not a moment to think about stopping herself before she found

2:08herself falling down what seemed a deep well. Either the well was very deep, or she fell very slowly, for she had plenty of time as she went down to look about her and to wonder what would happen next. First, she tried to look down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to see anything. Then she looked at the sides of the well, and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and bookshelves. Here and there were maps and pictures hung on pegs. She took a jar down off one of the shelves as she passed it, it was labeled orange marmalade, and to her great disappointment it was empty. She did not like to drop the jar for a fear of killing somebody beneath, so she managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it. Well, thought Alice to herself? After such a fall as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs, how brave they'll

3:08all think me at home. Why, I wouldn't say anything about it even if I fell off the top of the house, which was most likely true. Down, down, down. With the fall never come to an end, I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time, she said aloud. I must be getting somewhere near the center of the earth. Let me see, that would be four thousand miles down, I think. For you see, Alice had learnt several things of this sort in her lessons in the schoolroom, and though this was not a very good opportunity of showing off her knowledge, as there was no one to hear her, still it was good practice to say it over. Yes, that's the right distance, but then what longitude or latitude line shall I be in? Alice had no idea what longitude was, or latitude either, but she thought they were nice grand words to say. Presently she began again.

4:09I wonder if I shall fall right through the earth? How funny it'll be to come out among the people that walk with their heads downward, but I shall have to ask them what the name of the country is, you know. Please ma'am, is this New Zealand or Australia? And she tried to curtsy as she spoke, fancy curtsy and as you're falling through the air, do you think you could manage it? And what an ignorant little girl she'll think me for asking. No, it'll never do to ask. Perhaps I shall see it written up somewhere? Down, down, down. That was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again. Dina will miss me very much tonight, I should think. Dina was the cat. I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea time. Oh dear Dina, I wish I had you here. There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat. And that's very like a mouse, you know my dear.

5:11But do cats eat bats, I wonder? And here Alice began to get rather sleepy and kept on saying to herself in a dreamy sort of way, do cats eat bats, do cats eat bats? And sometimes do bats eat cats? For as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing off and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dina and was saying to her very earnestly, now Dina my dear, tell me the truth. Did you ever eat a bat? When suddenly bump, the bump down she came upon a heap of sticks and shavings and the fall was over. Alice was not hurt a bit and jumped onto her feet directly. She looked up but it was all dark overhead before her was another long passage and the white rabbit was still in sight hurrying down it.

6:14There was not a moment to be lost. A way went Alice like the wind and just heard it say as it turned a corner. My ears and whiskers how late it's getting. She turned the corner after it and instantly found herself in a long, low hall lit up by a row of lamps which hung from the roof. There were doors all round the hall but they were all locked. And when Alice had been all rounded and tried them all, she walked sadly down the middle. Wondering how she was ever to get out again, suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass. And there was nothing lying upon it but a tiny golden key. And Alice's first idea was that it might belong to one of the doors of the hall but alas, either the locks were too large or the key too small. But at any rate it would open none of them. However, on the second time around, she came to a low curtain behind which was a door

7:17about 18 inches high. She tried the little key in the keyhole and it fitted. Alice opened the door and looked down a small passage, not larger than a rat hole, into the loveliest garden you ever saw. How she longed to get out of that dark hall and wonder about among those beds of bright flowers and those cool fountains, but she could not even get her head through the doorway. And even if my head would go through, thought poor Alice, it would be very little use without my shoulders. Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope. I think I could, if I only knew how to begin, for you see so many out of the way things had happened lately that Alice began to think very few things indeed were really impossible. There was nothing else to do, so she went back to the table, have hoping she might find another key on it, or at least a book of rules for shutting up people like telescopes.

8:19This time there was a little bottle on it, which certainly was not there before, said Alice, and tied round the neck of the bottle was a paper label with the words, drink me, beautifully printed on it in large letters. It is all very well to say, drink me, but I'll look first, said the wise little Alice, and see whether the bottles forked poison or not. For Alice had read several nice little stories about children that got burnt and eaten up by wild beasts and other unpleasant things, because they would not remember the simple rules their friends had given them, such as that if you get into a fire, it will burn you, and that if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife, it generally bleeds, and she had never forgotten that if you drink a bottle marked poison, it is almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later. However, this bottle was not marked poison, so Alice tasted it, and finding it very nice.

9:27It had in fact a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot butter toast. She very soon finished it off. What a curious feeling, said Alice, I must be shutting up like a telescope! It was so indeed she was now only ten inches high, and her face brightened up as it occurred to her that she was now the right size for going through the little door into that lovely garden. First however, she waited for a few minutes to see whether she was going to shrink any further. She felt a little nervous about this. For it might end you know, said Alice to herself, in my going out altogether like a candle, and what should I be like then I wonder? And she tried to fancy what the flame of a candle is like after the candle has blown out, for she could not remember having ever seen one. However, nothing more happened, so she decided on going into the garden at once.

10:32But alas for poor Alice, when she got to the door, she found she had forgotten a little golden key, and when she went back to the table for the key, she found she could not possibly reach it. She could see it plainly enough through the glass, and she tried her best to climb up one of the legs at the table, but it was too slippery, and when she had tired herself out with trying, the poor little thing sat down and cried. Come, there's no use in crying, said Alice to herself rather sharply. I advise you to leave off this minute. She generally gave herself very good advice, and sometimes scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes, and once she remembered boxing her own ears for having been unkind to herself in a game of croquet she was playing with herself, for this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people.

11:34But it's no use now, thought poor Alice to pretend to be two people, why there's hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person. When her eyes fell on a little ebony box lying under the table, she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on which was lying a card with the words, each me beautifully printed on it in large letters. I'll eat, said Alice, and if it makes me larger I can reach the key, and if it makes me smaller, I can creep under the door, so either way I'll get into the garden and I don't care which happens. She ate a little bit, and said anxiously to herself, which way, which way, and laid her hand on the top of her head to feel which way it was growing, and was quite surprised to find that she remained the same size, to be sure this is what generally happens when one eats cake, but Alice had got into the way of expecting nothing but out of the way things to happen, and it seemed quite dull and stupid for things to go on in the common

12:39way. Though she set to work, and very soon finished off the cake. Curiouser and curiouser, cried Alice, she was so surprised that she quite forgot how to speak good English. Now I'm opening out like the largest telescope there ever was. Goodbye, feed! For when she looked down at her feet, they seemed almost out of sight, they were getting so far off. Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you now, dears. I'm sure I can't. I shall be a great deal too far off to bother myself about you. You must manage the best way you can. But I must be kind to them, thought Alice, or perhaps they won't walk the way I want to go. Let me see. I'll give them a new pair of boots every Christmas. And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it. They must go by the carrier, she thought, and how funny it'll seem, sending presents

13:41to one's own feet, and how odd the directions will look. Alice's right foot asquire the carpet with Alice's love. Oh dear, what nonsense I am talking. Just at this moment, her head struck against the roof of the hall. In fact, she was now rather more than nine feet high, and she at once took up the little golden key and hurried off to the garden door. Poor Alice. It was as much as she could do, lying down on one side, to look through into the garden with one eye. But to get through was more hopeless than ever. She sat down and cried again. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, said Alice. A great girl like you, she might well say this, to cry in this way. Stop this instant I tell you. But she cried on all the same, shedding gallons of tears, until there was a large pool, about four inches deep, all round her, and reaching halfway across the hall.

14:46After a time she heard a little pattering of feet in the distance, and dried her eyes to see what was coming. It was the white rabbit coming back again, splendidly dressed, with a pair of white kid gloves in one hand, and a nose gay in the other. Alice was ready to ask help of anyone, she felt so desperate. And as the rabbit passed her, she said in a low, timid voice, if you please, sir. The rabbit started violently, looked up once into the roof of the hall, from which the voice seemed to come, and then dropped the nose gay and the white kid gloves, and scurried away into the darkness as hard as it could go. Alice took up the nose gay and gloves, and found the nose gay so delicious that she kept smelling it all the time she went on talking to herself. Dear dear, how queer everything is today, and yesterday everything happened just as usual. I wonder if I was changed in the night.

15:48What do you think, was I the same when I got up this morning? I think I remember feeling rather different. But if I'm not the same, who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. And she began thinking over all the children she knew of the same age as herself, to see if she could have been changed for any of them. I'm sure I'm not Gertrude, she said. For her hair goes in such long ringlets, and mine doesn't go in ringlets at all, and I'm sure I can't be Florence, for I know all sorts of things, and she knows such a very little. Besides she, she, and I am I, and oh dear, how puzzling it all is. I'll try if I know all the things I used to know. Let me see. Four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is fourteen. Oh dear, I shall never get the twenty of this right. And the multiplication table don't signify.

16:49Let's try geography. London is the capital of France, and Rome is the capital of Yorkshire, and Paris. Oh dear, that's how wrong I'm certain I must have been changed for Florence. I'll try and say how Doth the little, and she crossed her hands on her lap, and began. But her voice sounded horse and strange, and the words did not sound the same as they used to do. And how Doth the little crocodile improve its shining tail, and pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale. How cheerfully it seems to grin, how neatly spreads its claws, and welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws. I'm sure those are not the right words, said poor Alice, and her eyes filled with tears as she thought, I must be Florence after all, and I shall have to go and live in that pokey little house, and have next to no toys to play with.

17:49And no ever so many lessons to learn. No I've made up my mind about it. If I'm Florence, I'll stay down here. It'll be no use they're putting their heads down and saying, come up dear, I shall only look up and say, who am I then, answer me that first? And then if I like being that person, I'll come up. If not, I'll stay down here till I'm somebody else. But how dear, cried Alice with a sudden burst of tears. I do wish they would put their heads down. I'm so tired of being all alone here. As she said this, she looked down at her hands, and was surprised to find she had put on one of the rabbit's little gloves while she was talking. How can I have done that? Thought she? I must be growing small again. She got up and went to the table to measure herself by it and found that as nearly as she could guess, she was now about two feet high and was going on shrinking rapidly.

18:50Soon she found out that the reason of it was the nose gay she held in her hand. She dropped it hastily, just in time, to save herself from shrinking away altogether and found that she was now only three inches high. Now for the garden, cried Alice as she hurried back to the little door, but the little door was locked again, and the little goal key was lying on the glass table as before, and things are worse than ever thought the poor little girl. For I never was as small as this before, never, and I declare it's too bad it is. At this moment her foot slipped and splashed. She was up to her chin in salt water. Her first idea was that she had fallen into the sea, then she remembered that she was underground, and she soon made out that it was the pool of tears she had wept when she was nine feet high. I wish I hadn't cried so much, said Alice as she swam about trying to find her way out.

19:55I shall be punished for it now, I suppose, by being drowned in my own tears. Well, that'll be a queer thing to be sure. However, everything is queer today. Every soon she saw something splashing about in the pool near her. At first she thought it must be a walrus or a hippopotamus, but then she remembered how small she herself was, and soon made out that it was only a mouse that had slipped in like herself. Would it be any use now, thought Alice, to speak to this mouse? The rabbit is something quite out of the way no doubt, and so have I been ever since I came down here, but that is no reason why the mouse should not be able to talk, I think I may as well try. So she began. Oh, mouse, do you know how to get out of this pool? I am very tired of swimming about here, oh mouse! The mouse looked at her rather inquisitively, and seemed to her to wink with one of its little eyes, but it said nothing.

20:59Perhaps it doesn't understand English, thought Alice? I dare say it's a French mouse, come over with William the Conqueror. Far with all her knowledge of history, Alice had no very clear notion how long ago anything had happened. So she began again, O' Esma shot, which was the first sentence out of her French lesson book. The mouse gave a sudden jump in the pool, and seemed to quiver with fright. Oh, I beg your pardon, cried Alice hastily, afraid that she had hurt the poor animal's feelings. I quite forgot you did light cats. Not light cats, cried the mouse in a shrill, passionate voice. What you light cats if you were me? Well, perhaps not, said Alice in a soothing tone. Don't be angry about it, and yet I wish I could show you our cat, Dyna. I think you'd take a fancy to cats if you could only see her. She is such a dear, quiet thing, said Alice have to herself, as she swam lazily about

22:01in the pool. She sits purring so nicely by the fire, licking her paws and washing her face, and she is such a nice soft thing to nurse, and she's such a capitol one for catching mice. Oh, I beg your pardon, cried poor Alice again. For this time the mouse was bristling all over, and she felt certain that it was really offended. Have I offended you? Oh, offended indeed, cried the mouse, who seemed to be positively trembling with rage. Our family always hated cats, nested low vulgar things. Don't talk to me about them anymore. I won't indeed, said Alice in a great hurry to change the conversation. Are you, are you fond of dogs? The mouse did not answer. So Alice went on eagerly. There is such a nice little dog near our house, I should like to show you. A little bright eye, terrier you know, with, oh, such long curly brown hair, and it'll

23:03fetch things when you throw them, and it'll sit up and beg for its dinner, and all sorts of things. I can't remember half of them, and it belongs to a former, and he said it kills all the rats and, oh dear, said Alice sadly. I'm afraid I've offended it again, for the mouse was swimming away from her as hard as it could go, and making quite a commotion in the pool as it went. So she calls softly after it, mouse dear, do come back again, and we won't talk about cats and dogs anymore if you don't like them. When the mouse heard this, it turned and swam slowly back to her. Its face was quite pale, with passion, Alice thought. And it said, in a trembling low voice, let's get to the shore, and then I'll tell you my history, and you'll understand why it is I hate cats and dogs. It was high time to go, for the pool was getting quite full of birds and animals that had fallen

24:04into it. There was a duck and a dodo, a lorry and an eagle-it, and several other curious creatures. Alice led the way in the whole party swam to the shore. End of Chapter 1 Chapter 2 of Alice's Adventures Underground by Louis Carroll. This Libra Vox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 2. A long tail, the rabbit, sins in a little bill. They were indeed a curious-looking party that assembled on the bank. The birds with dragon feathers, the animals with their fur clinging close to them, all dripping wet, cross, and uncomfortable. The first question, of course, was how to get dry. They had a consultation about this, and Alice hardly felt at all surprised at finding herself talking familiarly with the birds as if she had known them all her life.

25:04Indeed she had quite a long argument with the lorry, who at last turned soakily and would only say, I am older than you and must know best. And this, Alice would not admit without knowing how old the lorry was, and as the lorry positively refused to tell its age, there was nothing more to be said. At last the mouse, who seemed to have some authority among them, called out, sit down all of you and attend to me, I'll soon make you dry enough. They all sat down at once, shivering in a large ring. Alice in the middle with her eyes anxiously fixed on the mouse, for she felt sure she would catch a bad cold if she did not get dry very soon. H-Hum said the mouse with a self-important air. Are you all ready? This is the driest thing I know, silence all round if you please. William the Conqueror, whose cause was favoured by the Pope, was soon submitted to by the English

26:05who wanted leaders, and who had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edward and Morcaw the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria. Urgh, said the lorry with a shiver. I beg your pardon, said the mouse, frowning, but very politely, did you speak? Not I, said the lorry hastily. I thought you did, said the mouse. I proceed. Edward and Morcaw the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, and even stiggined the patriotic arch-pishop of Canterbury, found it advisable to go with Edgar Atheling to meet William and offer him the crown. William's conduct was at first moderate. How are you getting on now, dear, said the mouse, turning to Alice as it spoke? As would as ever, said poor Alice. It doesn't seem to draw me at all. In that case, said the dodo solemnly rising to his feet. I move that the meeting adjourned for the immediate adoption of more energetic remedies.

27:09Speak English, said the doc. I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and what's more I don't believe you do either. And the doc quack a comfortable laugh to itself? Some of the other birds tittered audibly. I only mean to say, said the dodo in a rather offentic tone, that I know of a house near where we can get the young lady and the rest of the party dried, and then we could listen comfortably to the story, which I think you were good enough to promise to tell us, bowing gravely to the mouse. The mouse made no objection to this, and the whole party moved along the riverbank for the pool had by this time begun to flow out of the hall, and the edgipot was fringed with rushes and forget me nuts, in a slow procession, the dodo leading the way. After a time the dodo became impatient and leaving the doctor bring up the rest of the party, moved on at a quicker pace with Alice, the lorry, and the eaglet, and soon brought them

28:12to a little cottage, and there they sat snugly by the fire, wrapped up in blankets until the rest of the party had arrived, and they were all dry again. Then they all sat down again in a large ring on the bank, and begged the mouse to begin his story. Mine is a long and a sad tale. Said the mouse turning to Alice and sighing. It is a long tale, certainly, said Alice, looking down with wonder at the mouse's tail, which was coiled nearly all around the party. But why do you call it sad? And she went on puzzling about this as the mouse went on speaking, so that her idea of the tale was something like this. We lived beneath the mat, warm and snug in fact, but one wool and that was the cat, to our joys a clog, in our eyes a fog, when our heart a log was the dog.

29:14When the cat's away, then the mice will play, but a last one day, so they say, came the dog and cat, hunting for a rat, crushed the mice all flat. Each one as he sat, underneath the mat, warm and snug and fat, think of that. You are not attending, said the mouse to Alice severely. What are you thinking of? I beg your pardon, said Alice very humbly. You had got to the fifth bend, I think. I had not cried the mouse sharply and very angrily. A nut said Alice, always ready to make herself useful, and looking anxiously about her, oh, do let me help to undo it. I shall do nothing of the sort, said the mouse, getting up and walking away from the party. You insult me by talking such nonsense. I didn't mean it, pleaded poor Alice, but you're so easily offended, you know?

30:14The mouse only growled in reply. Please come back and finish your story, Alice called after it, and the others all joined in chorus. Yes, please do, but the mouse only shook its ears and walked quickly away, and was soon out of sight. What a pity it couldn't stay, sighed the lorry, and an old crab took the opportunity of saying to its daughter, oh my dear, let this be a lesson to you never to lose your temper. Hold your tongue, ma, said the young crab a little snappishly. You're enough to try the patience of an oyster. I wish I had our dynah here, I know I do, said Alice aloud, addressing no one in particular. She soon fetched back. And who is dynah if I may venture to ask the question, said the lorry. Alice replied eagerly, for she was always ready to talk about her pet. Dynah's are cat, and she's such a capitol one for catching mice you can't think, and

31:15oh I wish you could see her after the birds, why she'll eat a little bird as soon as look at it. This answer caused a remarkable sensation among the party. Some of the birds hurried off at once. One old magpie began wrapping itself up very carefully, remarking, I really must be getting home at the night air does not suit my throat. And a canary called out in a trembling voice to its children, come away from her my dears, she's no fit company for you. On various pretext they all moved off, and Alice was soon left alone. She sat for some while, sorrowful and silent, but she was not long before she recovered her spirits and began talking to herself again as usual. I do wish some of them stayed a little longer, and I was getting to be such friends with them, really the lorry and I were almost like sisters, and so was that dear little

32:20eaglet, and then the duck and the dodo, how nicely the duck sang to us as we came along through the water, and if the dodo hadn't known the way to that nice little cottage, I don't know when we should have got dry again, and there is no knowing how long she might have prattled on in this way if she had not suddenly caught the sound of pattering feet. It was the white rabbit, trotting slowly back and looking anxiously about it as it went, as if it had lost something, and she heard it muttering to itself, the Marchiness, the Marchiness, oh my dear paws, oh my fur and whiskers, she'll have me executed as sure as ferrets are ferrets, where can I have dropped in my wonder? Alice guessed in a moment that it was looking for the nose gay and the pair of white kigloves, and she began hunting for them, but they were now nowhere to be seen, everything seemed to have changed since her swim in the pool, and her walk along the riverbank with its

33:24fringe of rushes and forget-me-nots, and the glass table and the little door had vanished. Soon the rabbit noticed Alice as she stood looking curiously about her, and at once said in a quick angry tone, why Mary Ann, what are you doing here? Go home this moment, and look on my dressing table for my gloves and nose gay, and fetch them here as quick as you can run, do you hear? When Alice was so much frightened that she ran off at once without saying a word in the direction which the rabbit had pointed out. She soon found herself in front of a neat little house on the door of which was a bright brass plate with the name W. Rabbit Esquire. She went in and hurried upstairs, for fear she should meet the real Mary Ann and be turned out of the house before she had found the gloves. She knew that one pair had been lost in the hull, but of course thought Alice, it has plenty more of them in its house.

34:25How queer it seems to be, going messages for a rabbit. I suppose Donald be sending me messages next. And she began fancying the sort of thing that would happen. Miss Alice, come here directly and get ready for your walk. Coming in a minute nurse, but I've got to watch this mouse hole till Dina comes back and see that the mouse doesn't get out. Only I think Alice went on, that they'd let Dina stop in the house if it began ordering people about like that. By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table in the window on which was a looking glass and, as Alice had hoped, two or three pairs of tiny white kit gloves. She took up a pair of gloves and was going to leave the room, when her eye fell upon a little bottle that stood near the looking glass. There was no label on it this time with the words drink me, but nevertheless she uncorked it and put it to her lips.

35:26I know something interesting is sure to happen, she said to herself. Whenever I eat or drink anything, so I'll see what this bottle does. I do hope it'll make me grow larger, for I'm tired of being such a tiny little thing. It did so indeed, and much sooner than she expected. Before she had drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling, and she stooped to save her neck from being broken, and hastily put down the bottle, saying to herself, that's quite enough. I hope I shan't grow anymore. I wish I hadn't drug so much. Alas, it was too late. She went on growing and growing, and very soon had to kneel down. In another minute there was not room even for this, and she tried the effect of lying down with one elbow against the door, and the other arm curled round her head. Still she went on growing, and as a last resource she put one arm out of the window and

36:32one foot up the chimney, and set to herself, now I can do no more, what will become me. Luckily for Alas, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect, and she grew no larger. Still it was very uncomfortable, as there seemed to be no sort of chance of ever getting out of the room again, no wonder she felt unhappy. It was much pleasanter at home, thought poor Alas, when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits. I almost wish I hadn't gone down that rabbit hole, and yet, and yet it's rather curious, you know? This sort of life? I do wonder what can have happened to me. When I used to read fairy tales, I fancy that sort of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one. There ought to be a book written about me that there ought, and when I grow up I'll write one, but I'm grown up now, she said in a sorrowful tone.

37:36At least there's no room to grow up anymore here, but then thought Alas, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way never to be an old woman, but then, always to have lessons to learn. Oh, I shouldn't like that. Oh you foolish Alas, she said again, how can you learn lessons in here? Why there's hardly room for you and no room at all for any lesson books? And so she went on taking first one side and then the other, and making quite a conversation of it all together, but after a few minutes, she heard a voice outside, which made her stop to listen. Mary Ann, Mary Ann, said the voice, fetch me my gloves this moment. Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Alas knew it was the rabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the house, quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large as the rabbit,

38:41and had no reason to be afraid of it. As suddenly the rabbit came to the door and tried to open it, but as it opened inwards, and Alas's elbow was against it, the attempt proved a failure. Alas heard it say to herself, then I'll go round and get in at the window. That you won't, thought Alas, and after waiting till she fancied she heard the rabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her hand and made a snatch in the air. She did not get hold of anything, but she heard a little shriek and a fall and a crash of breaking glass, from which she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a cucumber frame or something of the sort. Next came an angry voice, the rabbits, bat, bat, where are you? And then a voice she had never heard before, sure that I'm here, digging for apples anyway your honor? Digging for apples indeed, said the rabbit angrily, here come and help me out of this, sound

39:44more breaking glass. Now tell me Pat, what is that coming out of the window? Sure, it's an arm, your honor? He pronounced it arm, and arm, you goose, whoever saw an arm that size, why it fills the whole window don't you see? Sure, it does your honor, but it's an arm for all that. Well, it's no business there, go and take it away. There was a long silence after this, and Alice could only hear whispers now and then, such as, sure I don't like it your honor at all at all. Do as I tell you, you coward. At last she spread out her hand again and made another snatch in the air. This time there were two little shrieks and more breaking glass. Not a number of cucumber frames there must be, thought Alice, I wonder what they'll do next. As for pulling me out of the window, I only wish they could. I'm sure I don't want to stop in here any longer.

40:47She waited for some time without hearing anything more. At last came a rumbling of little cartwheels, and the sound of a good many voices all talking together. She made out the words, where's the other letter? Why I hadn't to bring but one? The wheels got the other, here put them up at this corner. No time together, they don't reach high enough yet. Oh, they'll do well enough, don't be particular. Here Bill, catch hold of this rope. Will the roof bear? Mind that loose slate. Oh, it's coming down, heads below. A loud crash. Now, who did that? It was Bill, I fancy. Who's to go down the chimney? Nay I shan't, you do it. That I won't then, Bill's got to go down. Here Bill, the master says you got to go down the chimney. Oh, so Bill's got to come down the chimney, Hazy, set Alice to herself. Why they seem to put everything up on Bill. I wouldn't be in Bill's place for a good deal. The fireplace is a pretty tight one, but I think I can kick a little.

41:50She drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could, and waited till she heard a little animal. She couldn't guess what sort it was. Scratching and scrambling in the chimney close above her. Then saying to herself, this is Bill. She gave one sharp kick and waited to see what would happen next. The first thing was a general chorus of, Beargo's Bill. Then the rabbit's voice alone, catch him, you by the hedge. Then silence. And then another confusion of voices. Now was it all Philo? What happened to you? Tell us all about it. Later came a little feeble squeaking voice. That's Bill, thought Alice, which said, well, I hardly know. I'm all of a fluster myself. Something comes at me like a jack in the box in the next minute, up by coals like a rocket. And so you did, oh Philo, said the other voices. We must burn the house down, said the voice of the rabbit.

42:51And Alice called out as loud as she could. If you do, I'll set Dina at you. This caused silence again. And while Alice was thinking, but how could I get Dina here? She found, to her great delight, that she was getting smaller. Very soon she was able to get up out of the uncomfortable position in which she had been lying. And into a three minutes more, she was once more three inches high. She ran out of the house as quick as she could, and found quite a crowd of little animals waiting outside. Guinea pigs, white mice, squirrels, and Bill, a little green lizard that was being supported in the arms of one of the Guinea pigs, while another was giving it something out of a bottle. They all made a rush at her the moment she appeared, but Alice ran her hardest and soon found herself in a thick wood. CHEPTER II

43:55CHEPTER III of Alice's Adventures Underground by Louis Carroll, this Libravox recording, is in the public domain. Advice from a caterpillar. The first thing I've got to do, set Alice to herself, as she wondered about in the wood, is to grow to my right size, and the second thing is to find my way into that lovely garden. I think that will be the best plan. It sounded an excellent plan no doubt, and very neatly and simply arranged. The only difficulty was that she had not the smallest idea how to set about it, and while she was peering anxiously among the trees round her, a little sharp bark just over her head, made her look up in a greyed hurry. An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes, and feebly stretching out one paw trying to reach her. Poor thing, set Alice in a coaxing tone, and she tried hard to whistle to it, but she was

44:56terribly alarmed all the while at the thought that it might be hungry, in which case it would probably devour her in spite of all her coaxing. Hardly knowing what she did, she picked up a little bit of stick and held it out to the puppy, whereupon the puppy jumped into the air off all his feet at once, and with a yelp of the light rushed at the stick and made believe to worry it. Then Alice dodged behind a great thistle to keep herself a being run over, and the moment she appeared at the other side, the puppy made another dart at the stick, and tumbled head over heels in its hurry to get hold. Then Alice, thinking it was very like having a game of play with a courthouse, and expecting every moment to be trampled under its feet, ran round the fissile again. Then the puppy began a series of short charges at the stick, running a very little way forward each time, and a long way back, and barking hoarsely all the while, so that last to

45:58sat down a good way off, panting, with its tongue hanging out of its mouth, and its great eyes half its shut. Alice seemed to Alice a good opportunity for making her escape. She set off at once and ran to the puppy's bark, sounded quite faint in the distance, and till she was quite tired and out of breath. And yet, what a dear little puppy it was, set Alice, as she leaned against the buttercup to rest herself, and fanned herself with her head. I should have liked teaching it tricks if—if I'd only been the right size to do it, oh, hide nearly forgotten that I've got to grow up again. Let me see how is it to be managed? I suppose I ought to eat or drink something, or other, but the great question is what? The great question certainly was what? Alice looked all around her with the flowers and the blades of grass, but could not see anything that looked like the right thing to eat under the circumstances. There was a large mushroom near her about the same height as herself, and when she had

47:02looked under it and on both sides of it and behind it, it occurred to her to look and see what was on the top of it. She stretched herself up on tiptoe and peeped over the edge of the mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large blue caterpillar, which were sitting with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah and taking not the least notice of her or of anything else. For some time they looked at each other in silence, at last the caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and languidly addressed her, "'Who are you?' said the caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied rather sharply, "'I hardly know, sir, just as present, at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed just several times since that.' "'What do you mean by that?' said the caterpillar, "'Explain yourself.'

48:04"'I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, "'because I'm not myself, you see?' "'I don't see,' said the caterpillar. "'I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly,' Alice replied very politely, "'for I can't understand it myself, and really to be so many different sizes in one day is very confusing.' "'It isn't,' said the caterpillar. "'Well, perhaps you haven't found it so yet,' said Alice, "'but when you have to turn into a chrysalis, you know, and then after that into a butterfly, I should think it'll feel a little queer, don't you think so?' "'Not a bit,' said the caterpillar. "'All I know is,' said Alice, "'it would feel queer to me,' "'you,' said the caterpillar contemptuously, "'who are you?' "'which brought them back again to the beginning of the conversation.' Alice felt a little irritated at the caterpillar making such very short remarks, and she drew herself up and said very gravely,

49:06"'I think you are to tell me who you are first.' "'Why,' said the caterpillar. Here was another puzzling question, and as Alice had no reason ready, and the caterpillar seemed to be in a very bad temper, she turned around and walked away. "'Come back,' the caterpillar called after her, "'I have something important to say.' This sounded promising. Alice turned and came back again. "'Keep your temper,' said the caterpillar. "'Is that all?' said Alice, swallowing down her anger as well as she could. "'No,' said the caterpillar. Alice thought she might as well wait as she had nothing else to do, and perhaps, after all, the caterpillar might tell her something worth hearing. For some minutes it puffed away at its hookah without speaking, but at last it unfolded its arms, trucked the hookah out of its mouth again and said, "'So you think you're changed, do you?'

50:10"'Yes, sir,' said Alice. I can't remember the things I used to know. I've tried to say how doth the little busy bee, and it came out all different. "'Try and repeat, you are old, Father William,' said the caterpillar. Alice folded her hands and began. "'You are old, Father William,' the young man said, and your hair is exceedingly white, and yet you, incessantly, stand on your head, do you think at your age it is right?' "'In my youth, Father William replied to his son, I fear it might injure the brain, but now that I'm perfectly sure I have none, why I do it again and again.' "'You are old,' said the youth, as I mentioned before, and have grown most uncommonly fat, yet you turned back some assault in at the door? "'Pray, what is the reason for that?' "'In my youth,' said the sage, as he shook his gray locks, I kept all my limbs very supple, by the use of this ointment, five shillings the box,

51:12allow me to sell you a couple.' "'You are old,' said the youth, and your jaws are too weak for anything stronger than suit. Yet you eat all the ghosts with the bones and the beak, pray, how did you manage to do it?' "'In my youth,' said the old man, I took to the law, and argued each case with my wife, and the muscular strength which he gave to my jaw has lasted the rest of my life. "'You are old,' said the youth, one would hardly suppose, that your eye was a study is ever, yet you balance then eel on the end of your nose, what makes you so awfully clever?' "'I have answered three questions, and that is enough,' said his father, don't give yourself errors, do you think I can listen all day to such stuff? Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs.' "'That is not said right,' said the caterpillar. "'Not quite right, I'm afraid,' said Alice Timidly, some of the words have got altered.' "'It is wrong from beginning to end,' said the caterpillar decidedly,

52:17and there was silence for some minutes. The caterpillar was the first to speak. "'What size do you want to be?'' it asked. "'Oh, I'm not particular as to size,' Alice hastily replied. Only one doesn't like changing so often, you know?' "'Are you content now?' said the caterpillar. "'Well, I should like to be a little larger, sir, if you wouldn't mind,' said Alice. Three inches is such a wretched height to be.' "'It is a very good height indeed,' said the caterpillar, loudly and angrily, rearing itself straight up as it spoke. It was exactly three inches high. "'But I'm not used to it,' pleaded poor Alice in a pittiest tone, and she thought to herself, "'I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended.' "'You'll get used to it in time,' said the caterpillar, and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.' This time Alice waited quietly until it chose to speak again.

53:21In a few minutes, the caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and got down off the mushroom and crawled away into the grass, merely remarking as it went, "'The top will make you grow taller, and the stock will make you grow shorter.' "'The top of what? The stock of what?' thought Alice, "'Of the mushroom,' said the caterpillar, just as if she had asked it aloud, and in another moment was out of sight.' Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, and then picked it and carefully broke it into, taking the stock in one hand and the top in the other. "'Which does the stock do?' she said, and nibbled a little bit of it to try. The next moment she felt a violent blow on her chin, it had struck her foot. She was a good deal frightened by this very sudden change, but as she did not shrink any further and had not dropped the top of the mushroom,

54:23she did not give up hope yet. There was hardly room to open her mouth with her chin pressing against her foot, but she did it at last and managed to bite off a little bit of the top of the mushroom. "'Come, my head's free at last,' said Alice in the tone of the light, which changed into alarm in another moment, when she found that her shoulders were nowhere to be seen. She looked down from any midslet of neck, which seemed to rise like a stock out of a sea of green leaves that lay far below her. "'What can all the green stuff be,' said Alice, and where have my shoulders got to? "'And oh, my poor hands, how is it I can't see you?' she was moving them about as she spoke, but no result seemed to follow, except they little rustling among the leaves. Then she tried to bring her head down to her hands, and was delighted to find that her neck would bend about easily in every direction,

55:26like a serpent. She had just succeeded in bending it down in a beautiful zigzag, and was going to dive in among the leaves, which she found to be the tops of the trees of the wood she had been wandering in, when a sharp hiss made her drawback. A large pigeon had flown into her face, and was violently beating her with its wings. "'Surpent,' screamed the pigeon, "'I'm not a serpent,' said Alice indignantly, but be alone. "'I've tried every way,' the pigeon said desperately, with a kind of sob, nothing seems to suit him. "'I haven't the least idea what you mean,' said Alice. "'I've tried the roots of trees, and I've tried banks, and I've tried hedges,' the pigeon went on without attending to her, but them serpents there is no pleasing them.' Alice was more and more puzzled, but she thought there was no use in saying anything till the pigeon had finished. "'As if it wasn't troubled enough hatching the eggs,' said the pigeon,

56:28without being on the lookout for serpents day and night. Why, I haven't had a wink of sleep these three weeks.' "'I'm very sorry you've been annoyed,' said Alice, beginning to see its meaning. "'And just as I'd taken the highest tree in the wood,' said the pigeon, raising its face to a shriek, and was just thinking I was free, I'm at last. "'They must needs come down from the sky.' "'Oh, serpent! But I'm not a serpent,' said Alice. "'I'm a, I'm a, well, what are you?' said the pigeon. "'I see you're trying to invent something. "'I, I'm a little girl,' said Alice, rather doubtfully, as she remembered the number of changes she had gone through. "'A likely story indeed,' said the pigeon. "'I've seen a good many of them in my time, but never one with such a neck is yours.' "'No, you're a serpent. I know that well enough. I suppose you'll tell me next that you never tasted an egg?' "'I have tasted eggs, certainly,' said Alice, who was a very truthful child,

57:33but indeed I don't want any of yours. I don't like them, raw.' "'Well, be off then,' said the pigeon, and settle down into its nest again. Alice crouch down among the trees as well as she could, as her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and several times she had to stop and untwist it. Soon she remembered the pieces of mushroom which she still held in her hands, and set to work very carefully, nibbling first at one and then at the other, and growing sometimes taller and sometimes shorter, until she had succeeded in bringing herself down to her usual size. It was so long since she had been of the right size that it felt quite strange at first, but she got quite used to it in a minute or two, and began talking to herself as usual. "'Well, there's half my plan done now. How puzzling all these changes are. I'm never sure what I'm going to be from one minute to another. However, I've got to be my

58:34right size again.' The next thing is to get into that beautiful garden. How is that to be done, I suppose?' Just as she said this, she noticed that one of the trees had a doorway leading right into it. "'That's very curious,' she thought, but everything's curious today. I may as well go in, and in she went. Once more she found herself in the long hall and close to the little glass table. Now I'll manage better this time,' she set to herself and began by taking the little golden key, and unlocking the door that led into the garden. Then she set to work eating the pieces of mushroom until she was about 15 inches high. Then she walked down the little passage, and then she found herself at last in the beautiful garden among the bright flower beds and the cool fountains. End of chapter 3

59:38Chapter 4 of Alice's Adventures Underground by Lewis Carroll. This Liebervox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 4, the Queen's Croquet Ground, the mock turtle's story, the lobster quadril, who stole the tarts. A large rose bush stood near the entrance of the garden. The roses on were white, but there were three gardeners at it, busily painting them red. This Alice thought a very curious thing, and she went near to watch them, and just as she came up, she heard one of them say, look out, five don't go splashing paint over me like that. I couldn't help it! said five in a sulky tone. Seven jogged my elbow, of which seven lifted up his head and said, that's right five, always lay the blame on others. You'd better not talk. Said five. I heard the Queen say only yesterday she thought of having you beheaded. What far? said the one who had spoken first.

1:00:41That's not your business too, said seven. Yes, it is his business. Said five, and all tell him it was for bringing and to the fruits to cook instead of potatoes. Seven flown down his brush and had just begun, well, of all the unjust things, when his eye fell upon Alice, and he stopped suddenly. The others look round, and all of them took off their hats and bowed low. Would you please tell me? said Alice, timidly. Why are you painting those roses? Five and seven looked at two, but said nothing. Two began in a low voice. Why miss the fact is this ought to have been a red rose tree, and we put a white one in by mistake. And if the Queen was to find out, we should all have our heads cut off. So you see, we're doing our best before she comes to, at this moment. Five, who had been looking anxiously across the garden, called out,

1:01:44the Queen, the Queen. And the three gardeners instantly threw themselves flat upon their faces. There was a sound of many footsteps, and Alice looked round eager to see the Queen. First came ten soldiers carrying clubs. These were all shaped like the three gardeners flat and oblong, with their hands and feet at the corners. Next, the ten courtiers. These were all ornamented with diamonds, and walked two and two, as the soldiers did. After these came the royal children, there were ten of them, and the little dears came jumping merrily along hand in hand in couples. They were all ornamented with hearts. Next came the guests, mostly kings and queens, among whom Alice recognized the white rabbit. It was talking in a hurried and nervous manner, smiling at everything that was said, and went by without noticing her. Then followed the nave of hearts, carrying the king's crown on a cushion, and last of all this grand procession came,

1:02:49the king and queen of hearts. When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked at her, and the Queen said severely, who is this? She said it to the nave of hearts, who only bowed and smiled and replied. Idiot said the queen, turning up her nose, and asked Alice, what's your name? My name is Alice, so please your majesty, said Alice boldly, for she thought to herself, why they're only a pack of cards, I needn't be afraid of them. Who are these? Said the queen, pointing to the three gardeners, lying round the row street, far as they were lying on their faces, and the pattern on their backs was the same as the rest of the pack. She could not tell whether they were gardeners or soldiers or courteers, or three of her own children. How should I know, said Alice, surprised at her own courage? It's no business of mine. The queen turned crimson with fury, and after glaring at her for a minute began in a voice of thunder,

1:03:55wolf with her, nonsense, said Alice very loudly and decidedly, and the queen was silent. The king laid his hand upon her arm, and said timidly, remember my dear, she is only a child. The queen turned angrily away from him and said to the nave, turned them over. The nave did so, very carefully with one foot. Get up, said the queen, and a shrill loud voice, and the three gardeners instantly jumped up, and began bowing to the king, the queen, the royal children, and everybody else. Leave off that, screamed the queen, you make me giddy, and then turning to the rose tree, she went on, what have you been doing here? May it please your majesty, said too very humbly, going down on one knee as he spoke, we were trying, I see, said the queen, who at mean time been examining the roses, off with their heads, and the procession moved on. Three of the soldiers remaining

1:05:00behind to execute the three unfortunate gardeners who ran to Alice for protection. You shan't be beheaded, said Alice, and she put them into her pocket, the three soldiers marched once around her, looking for them, and then quietly marched off after the others. Or the heads off, shouted the queen, their heads are gone, the soldiers shouted and reply, if it please your majesty. That's right, shouted the queen, can you play croquet? The soldiers were silent, and looked at Alice as the question was evidently meant for her. Yes, shouted Alice at the top of her voice. Come on then, roared the queen, and Alice joined the procession, wondering very much what would happen next. It's a very fine day, said a timid little voice. She was walking by the white rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face.

1:06:00Very, said Alice, where's the Marchioness? Ssh, ssh, said the rabbit in a low voice, she'll hear you. The queen's the Marchioness didn't you know that? No, I didn't, said Alice, what of? Queen of hearts, said the rabbit in a whisper, putting its mouth close to her ear, and Marchioness of mock turtles. What are they, said Alice, but there was no time for the answer, for they had reached the croquet ground and the game began instantly. Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet ground in all her life. It was all in ridges and furrows. The croquet balls were live hedgehogs, the mallets live ostriches, and the soldiers had to double themselves up and stand on their feet in hands to make the arches. The chief difficulty, which Alice found at first, was to manage her ostrich. She got its body tucked away comfortably enough under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally just as she had got its neck straightened out nicely,

1:07:06and was going to give a blow with its head, it would twist itself round and look up into her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing, and when she had got its head down and was going to begin again, it was very confusing to find that the hedgehog had unrolled itself and was in the act of crawling away. Besides all this, there was generally a ridge or a furrow in her way, wherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and as the doubled-up soldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of the ground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed. The players all played it once without waiting for turns, and quarreled all the while at the tops of their voices, and in a very few minutes, the queen was in a furious passion, and went stamping about and shouting, off with his head, or off with her head, about once in a minute. All those whom she sentents were

1:08:11taken into custody by the soldiers, who of course had to leave off being arches to do this, so that by the end of half an hour or so there were no arches left, and all the players except the king, the queen and Alice were in custody and under sentence of execution. Then the queen left off quite out of breath, and said to Alice, have you seen the mock turtle? No, said Alice, I don't even know what a mock turtle is. Come on then, said the queen, and it shall tell you its history. As they walked off together, Alice heard the king say in a low voice to the company, generally, you are all pardoned. Come, that's a good thing, thought Alice, who had felt quite grieved at the number of executions which the queen had ordered. They very soon came upon a griffin, which lay fast asleep in the sun. If you don't know what a griffin is, look at the picture.

1:09:11Up lazy thing, said the queen, and take this young lady to see the mock turtle and to hear its history. I must go back and see after some executions I ordered, and she walked off, leaving Alice with the griffin. Alice did not quite like the look of the creature, but on the whole she thought it quite a safe to stay as to go after that savage queen, so she waited. The griffin sat up and ruptured size, then it watched the queen till she was out of sight, then it chuckled, what fun, said the griffin, have to itself have to Alice. What is the fun, said Alice? Why she said the griffin? It's all her fancy that. They never executes nobody, you know? Come on. Everybody says, come on here, thought Alice as she walked slowly after the griffin. I never was ordered about so before in all my life, never. They had not gone for before they saw the mock

1:10:12turtle in the distance, sitting sad and lonely on a little ledge of rock. And as they came nearer, Alice could hear it sighing as if it's heart would break. She pitted deeply. What is the sorrow? She asked the griffin, and the griffin answered very nearly in the same words as before. It's all its fancy that it hasn't got no sorrow, you know? Come on. So they went up to the mock turtle who looked at them with large eyes full of tears, but said nothing. This here young lady, said the griffin, wants to know your history, she do? I'll tell it, said the mock turtle in a deep hollow tone. Sit down, and don't speak to life finished. So they sat down, and no one spoke for some minutes. Alice thought to herself, I don't see how it can ever finish if it doesn't begin, but she waited patiently. Once said the mock turtle at last with a deep sigh, I was a real turtle.

1:11:19These words were followed by a very long silence, broken only by an occasional exclamation of rock from the griffin, and the constant heavy sobbing of the mock turtle. Alice was very nearly getting up and saying, thank you, sir, for your interesting story, but she could not help thinking there must be more to come, so she sat still and said nothing. When we were little, the mock turtle went on more calmly, those still sobbing a little now and then. We went to school in the sea. The master was an old turtle. We used to call him Tartus. Why did you call him Tartus if he wasn't one? Asked Alice. We called him Tartus because he Tartus. So the mock turtle angrily? Really, you are very dull. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question, edit the griffin, and then they both sat silent and looked at poor Alice, who felt ready to sink

1:12:23into the earth. At last the griffin said to the mock turtle, and get on old fellow, don't be all day, and the mock turtle went on in these words. You may not have lived much under the sea. I haven't, said Alice. And perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster? Alice began to say, I once tasted, but hastily checked herself and said, no, never, instead. So you can have no idea what a delightful thing a lobster quadril is. No, indeed, said Alice. What sort of thing is it? Why, said the griffin, you form into a line along the seashore? Tool on, cried the mock turtle. Seals, turtles, salmon, and so on, advanced twice. Each with a lobster is a partner, cried the griffin. Of course, the mock turtle said. Advanced twice, set to partners.

1:13:24Chains, lobsters, and retire in the same order. Interrupted at the griffin. Then you know, continued the mock turtle. You throw the, the lobsters shouted the griffin with that bound into the air, as far out to sea as you can. Swim after them, swine the griffin. Turn a summer salt in the sea, cried the mock turtle, capering wildly about. Chains, lobsters again, yelled the griffin at the top of his voice, and then, that's all, said the mock turtle, suddenly dropping his voice, and the two creatures who had been jumping about like mad things all this time, sat down again very sadly and quietly and looked at Alice. It must be a very pretty dance, said Alice, timidly. Would you like to see a little of it? Set the mock turtle. Very much indeed, said Alice. Come, let's try the first figure. Set the mock turtle to the griffin.

1:14:26We can do it without lobsters, you know. Which shall we sing? Oh, you sing, said the griffin. I've forgotten the words. So they began solemnly dancing round and round, Alice, every now and then, treading on her toes when they came too close, and waving therefore paused the mark the time, while the mock turtle sang, slowly and sadly these words. Beneath the waters of the sea, are lobsters thick as thick can be. They love to dance with you and me. My own, my gentle salmon. The griffin joined in singing the chorus, which was, salmon come up, salmon go down, salmon come twist your tail around, of all the fishes of the sea. There's none so good as salmon. Thank you, said Alice, feeling very glad that the figure was over. Shall we try the second figure? Set the griffin, or would you prefer a song? Oh, a song, please, Alice replied so eagerly, that the griffin said in a rather offended tone.

1:15:32No accounting for tastes. Sing our mock turtle soup, will you, O'Fella? The mock turtle sighed deeply, and began in a voice somewhat choked with sobbs to sing this. Beauty for soup, so rich and green, waiting in a hot terrain. Oh, for such dainty's would not scoop up the evening, beautiful soup, supping the evening, beautiful soup, beautiful soup, Seething, beautiful, beautiful soul." Corus again cried the Griffin, and the mock turtle had just begun to repeat it, when a cry of LaTrile's beginning was heard in the distance. Come on, cry the Griffin, and taking Alice by the hand he hurried off without waiting

1:16:36for the end of the song. What trial is it, panted Alice as she ran? But the Griffin only answered, come on, and ran the faster, and more and more faintly came, born on the breeze that followed them, the melancholy words, soep of the evening, beautiful, beautiful soul. The king and queen were seated on their throne when they arrived, with a great crowd assembled around them, the nave was in custody, and before the king stood the white rabbit, with a trumpet in one hand and a scroll of parchment in the other. Herald read the accusation, said the king, on this the white rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet, and then unrolled the parchment scroll, and red as follows. The queen of hearts she made some tarts all on a summer day, the nave of hearts he stole

1:17:38those tarts, and took them quite away. Now for the evidence, said the king, and then the sentence, no, said the queen, first the sentence, and then the evidence? Not since, cried Alice, so loudly that everybody jumped, the idea of having the sentence first. Hold your tongue, said the queen, I won't, said Alice, you're nothing but a pack of cards who cares for you. At this, the whole pack rose up into the air, and came flying down upon her, she gave a little scream, a fright, and tried to beat them off, and found herself lying on the bank, with her head in the lap of her sister, who was gently brushing away some leaves that had fluttered down from the trees onto her face. Wake up, Alice dear, said her sister, what a nice long sleep you've had. Oh, I've had such a curious dream, said Alice, and she told her sister all her adventures

1:18:39underground, as you have read them, and when she had finished, her sister kissed her and said it was a curious dream, dear, certainly, but now run into your tea, it's getting late. So Alice ran off, thinking while she ran, as well she might, what a wonderful dream it had been. But her sisters had there some while longer, watching the setting sun, and thinking of little Alice sent her adventures, till she to begin dreaming after a fashion, and this was her dream. She saw an ancient city and a quiet river winding near it along the plain, and up the stream went slowly gliding a boat with a merry party of children on board. She could hear their voices and laughter, like music over the water, and among them was another little Alice, who sat listening with bright eager eyes to a tale that was being told, and she listened for the words of the tale, and low, it was the dream of her own

1:19:42little sister, so the boat wound slowly along, beneath the bright summer day with its merry crew and its music of voices and laughter, till it passed round one of the many turnings of the stream, and she saw it no more. And she thought, in a dream, within a dream, as it were, how the same little Alice would, in the after-time be herself a grown woman, and how she would keep through her ripe years, the simple and loving heart of her childhood, and how she would gather around her other little children, and make their eyes bright and eager with many a wonderful tale, perhaps even with these very adventures of the little Alice of long ago, and how she would feel with all their simple sorrows, and find a pleasure in all their simple joys, remembering her own child life, and the happy summer days. Number 4 End of Alice's Adventures Underground by Louis Carroll

1:20:44Recording by Phil Shenover, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, February 2012