Adults Without Driver’s License

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2:01called Shadow of the Past. It's going to come out after the next one, the hunt for Gollum, which isn't due until December of 2027. So we still got quite a waste to go. Gollum. Well, here is Steven Colbert and Peter Jackson making the announcement for us. I started talking over with my son, Peter, who's also a screenwriter. We worked out what we thought would work, especially as a framing device for that story. It took me a few years to scrape my courage into a pile to give you a call. But about two years ago, I did. You liked it enough to talk to me about it. And ever since then, the two of us have been working with the brilliant Phillipa Boyens on how to develop the story. And so that's what we're going to be working on. Fantastic. Now, are you sure you got the time date? Because, you know, I did not think I would have the time as much as I love it. I knew I couldn't do that and do the show at the same time. But it turns out I'm going to be free starting this summer. There you go. There you go. It all works together for good. I don't know why, but looking at those movies and thinking about writing them and directing them gives me anxiety.

3:02There's so much going on. There's so much joy. It's on the makeup. But don't worry, GC, because you don't have to do it. I know. But I still get it. That's so good. I can't help. I love Lord of the Rings. So BTS was on the tonight show last night. And Jimmy Fallon brought up Jin's very divisive thought. Let's see if we agree with it. Do we have one but or two? I think. Be careful. Left to lack. And right to lack. Left to here. And right here. I can't have this debate again. I can't do this. Do I think he is two butts? That's endless. Two butts. We have one butt or two butts. I thought we had one. One butt. The whole entity is one butt. But you have two butt cheeks. Right. There you go. And there's compartments to the left. It's like pants. It's one pair of pants, but it has two legs.

4:03We have one nose, but two nose holes. You got right. You got butts, but also crack. One crack. Right. So there's compartments to it. But don't do crack. Also, RM from BTS just got his driver's license. They didn't have to drive around. They're famous. Why would RM need to drive? So he told Jimmy Fallon about his driving skills. I mean, this is RM. I believe that you're a good driver. No, I got my license in my 31. Everyone told me like, do not drive for the world, for the peace. You might get a car accident or something. So I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like told by like, even my parents told the same thing. Now I got my license, but I think everyone doesn't want, yeah, one to get hop in. No, this is scary. Yeah, maybe. That's scary for you, for me myself.

5:03So RM felt he served in the military in South Korea before he got his driver's license. Wow. On the apps they call those guys spongebobbs. Why? Because they can't drive. Or to have a license. Or a car. Because spongebob never got his driver's license. He took the test. No, it's spongebob took the test. Yeah, but he failed every time. And driving school with Mrs. Fitt. What was your name? Spongebob. Mrs. What? Mrs. Pa. This is Pa. That's it. Pa fish. Yeah, you never passed it. All right, so we saw Usher arguing with Justin Bieber. There was that picture. We still don't really know what they were arguing about, but it looked like Justin was pointing a finger in his face. I think that was an AI picture. No. I'm almost positive. That was a fake photo. We have a highly doubt they had cameras in that party. There has been. There is the story that might doped again. There is a story that something happened, but the photo that's going around, I mean, it's community noted that it's AI. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber. The internet. Who else knew of the AI? I didn't know. Me and Anna and Audrey. I just got to get some pass by and I believed it.

6:03What was your, what was your, what was your name? But the, I mean, the story that there was a confrontation between the two, I think is still. Okay. Groomer. It looks so real. From the text is JC's mustache real or is it AI? This is real. But what were you going to say continue your story? I just feel so dumb right now. Do you feel like an uncle? Yeah. I think I am honest. That is. I've kind of agreed to it now. Usher did an interview with Forbes and talked about being associated with Diddy. In many ways, I think certain people are prosecuting. It may be not recognized for the greatness that they offer. I don't have anything that gets to say about Sean Clemson because my experience was not what the world has seen and how he's been misrepresented. I'm not saying that every man is perfect. I'm not saying that all of us don't have flaws. But I can't, with any sense of humanity, not recognize the valuable contributions that this man made. Let me tell you about something that's not AI.

7:04Usher, that video of what Diddy did to Cassie. There is no way you can back that dude up. Justin's backing up, Taley Frankie Paul for throwing chairs. I'm just saying. And we told them that they're calling somebody that's going to have somebody's back. I don't have Diddy's back. I'm just saying, though, you can't understand that. We can't understand. I'm about, I'm all about not saying anything. Well, you don't have anything good to say about somebody. Well, when he's asked, he's got what? Or he could say no comment. But when you, yeah, you don't have to endorse that. You could say, I thought he was a completely different person based on my interactions with him. But what I've seen is that he duped a lot of really horrible people make really good music and really good movies. Yeah, I mean, that's a fun. That's a really good poetry. I mean, they can still be talented and still be horrible human beings. Chris Brown. My team. Yeah, they're out there. Yeah. All right, let's get to this juicy story, though, because there was a screenshot floating around that seemed to show Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq.

8:05Yeah. Flipping into Sabrina Carpenter's DMs. Shaq says those are fake, not real. And that happens all the time with celebrities. But he decided to read them out loud for fun. So this has been edited down to make it more radio friendly for us. Damn, baby. I will keep you a farce in the Cologne bottle and spray it on me every day. That's crazy. Just jokes. I'm Shaq. What's your name, baby? And Sabrina says, I know who you are. Your way too famous to be sending me messages like that. Shaq, I can't want some of this. Nobody is kidding for myself. You're being rude for no reason. You can't handle big diesel anyway. Can we find out big diesel diesel? I thought you just stayed so calm and tired tired. Yeah, that's where you live, man. But we did get a screenshot from a kid nation listener, Big Al. Yeah. You didn't slide into the DMs, but once again, into the comment session of a lady Jade. I don't know what she posted. Yeah, I know her. They didn't post what she posted, but Big Al wrote. Sounds like something I need to see.

9:07I will support you there. She was promoting a play. I think it was. Yeah. Yeah, you slide into the DMs. Yeah. You can look at her, yeah. See you, Jay. I see you. Yeah. I see you, Big Al, Mack. Now this morning, the Kidcratic Morning Show is sponsored by Rough Greens. My dog, Larry. Oh boy. Now, he has struggled with awful allergies for years. So bad, his skin was literally peeling from his belly. But here we are now at the height of allergy season. Allen and I are struggling with allergies. But Larry is breezing through because we've been sprinkling Rough Greens over his food for about a year now. The difference has been really incredible within just a few weeks of add in that scoop. We saw a difference. But after the continuous scoop and in sprinklin, it's like we have an entirely new dog. Rough Greens has given Larry a new life because it adds life back to dead dog food that's had all the nutrition stripped from it during process. That little scoop is packed with live vitamins, minerals, probiotics, digestive enzymes, and omega oils that all work together to help your dog's digestion, joints, skin, and coat.

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