ACT - "Slimy Two-Fingers" (Friday 3-6-26)

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1:09Oh, yeah. It's a corporate time with Tom and Dan. Tonight on a corporate time with Tom and Dan. Tom and Dan, welcome. Joe from Fairville, Megastar. We're going to do some recap. And tell you how you can shop for spring. And here they are. The massage table. And lightning plate of radio. Tom and Dan. Welcome to a corporate time with Tom and Dan. I'm Tom. I am Dan. Relive on Twitch and YouTube. Come on over and hang out. Our YouTube channel is growing. It's great. We got all kinds of great edited videos of the show to catch you up to speed. If you want to watch the live stream of the show every Monday through Friday, we go live right around 10 a.m. You can join us, jump in the chat room and kind of put us on to.

2:12We'll work with you. That's a new thing now. And this is an actual thing online. And there is actual real science behind this. But they have done studies that if you put us in your top right hand corner of your desk, you know, of your desktop rather on your computer and just kind of have us working along with you in the background, you will be more productive. If you do that with your wife in the room, like if you're able to work on your laptop, with your wife in the room, having her in the room for certain people can amplify your productivity just because there's another human in the room. It's an age-old like kind of woven inside hunter-gatherer. Well, no, it's almost like a tribal thing like we're doing. You work harder with other people. Yeah. That is actually, I just listened to a thing this morning about that. That is actual science. So I would do it. That would Gary Vendercheck like keeps his offices all open. Maybe. Maybe so. There you go. I'm about it. I used to watch Gary when he was the wine guy and didn't have hair. I'm a V fan. Yeah, yeah. You like the V? You like Gary V? You like the V?

3:12Well, I'm like he loves the V. But he loves Gary even more. Every time he says something, I'm like, oh, what do you know? And lately he's been less business-y and more like. Yeah, he's inspiring. He's been like, hey, man, do you? Yeah. And only you. And you're good enough, bro. And I'm like, hey. What happened to like, uh, what happened to take all the money, Gary? What are you doing here now? Yeah, the message is changing. Also, I don't know what that means. Tell me what you're doing. I don't even know who this self-worked. Tell me what to do to get rich. Did you? Did you introduce our guest? Sorry. Joe from Fairvilla Megasaur is here. I'm doing girl. Oh my god, I threw my cane at you. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. Fairvilla, one of the sponsors of our BDM Appreciation Week, which is coming up. Our $5 BDM shirts are on the website right now. Yeah, go snag them. You can order them. And I'll get you one. Thanks. And then our actual BDM Appreciation event is April 11th. All BDMs will get the invite.

4:13They already have, but we'll continually send it out. And even up until day before, you can sign up to become a BDM and then just email us. And then we will send you the information for the party. And Fairvilla will be out there. And you'll be getting some gifts from Fairvilla if you ordered a $5 shirt. Indeed. So thank you very much, Joe, for sponsoring the BDM Appreciation event. Thank you guys and thanks to Fairvilla Megasaur. So Joe, what's been going on? I know Valentine's Day is your Black Friday in Fairvilla, right? Yeah, so we've been taking a little time to like vacation, kind of get our head back, right? The whole team. But I just want to say thank you, because honest to God, yet again, Orlando just showed up. Red was the most phenomenal Fairvilla event that I've had the opportunity to participate in. And I think, I think my team would second that. We broke records. We had maybe maybe fire code, but we're not talking about that. Impressive photos from people that I've seen going out. There was a lot of folks. It was amazing. And we'll look at that.

5:13They were on brand. They've been listening to the directions. And they executed the, you know, the idea. Yeah, our VIP was spectacular. I want to give mad props. We're in part the stillery in Tony Wiggins, a guard company. They they came out just for the love and fun to serve whiskey and cigars. And it was just a spectacular event. We had a really good time in the red room. So the VIP structure has a red room of pain. You know, we, you know, we introduced it. You know, and you would pinch a little red room of pain. Well, and therein lies the branding. So you're on point. Yeah. But two things we introduced that were super cool. One of them was the temptation tent. This is something everybody's talking about. Because it was, you were blindfolded before you went inside. What? You had earphones, noise canceling earphones that went on you and some blessed human. Oh, it sounds like when we kid that Maduro. And then you were in this dark space where all you could do was feel around you and listen to the sounds. And the line for that never went down. It was spectacular. So it's like a sensory camera. It was absolutely a sensory tent.

6:14Oh, it was in there. Yeah. What do I can't tell you? We'll come back out with it. But you might hear it a bolus beginning. Yeah, it's worms. But when you think about, we looked for textures, right? So there was rose petals and metal. I mean, it was all kinds of fun, fabulous things out there. But the second thing was the confession tent. And I want to give it out to Orlando, because again, you walked in and it had this amazing, it was the confessional. And you walked in and on my grandma. All right, we did. It was too fun. Luckily, yeah, luckily nobody did that. No, to told us about it anyway. But they pushed her down the stairs. Some of their really fun fantasies on these red post-it notes and you could go in and read them, let alone write your own. And it was completely anonymous. So if you go to Fervila.com, some of them are actually listed on there. Whoa, that's fun. That's naughty. I like it. Yeah, it was scary. Did you see someone wrote a book on this, by the way, where they- The post-secret book? Yeah, they published a book of 20 years ago, Grandpa. Oh my god. Well, I just made my wife got it there.

7:16I'm like, what the hell is this? So someone wrote basically their own secrets or their, like, kinks or anything they wanted. I think these, well, in the book you're talking about, they put out a call for people to share some secrets. And people which overshare almost, and that's kind of what you were doing, a smaller version of that here, right? Did you see any crazy ones there? I mean, they were good ones, like, I'm not sure I'm in the right relationship. I want to go farther than my partner does. I've always wanted to have a threese. Like, it was really- Well, everybody thinks that show. Well, I mean, it was really nice. Everyone of those are good. There was actually, actually, those, none of those, no, no, none of those were from- But that was the fun part, is that they were really all kind of, yeah, the chicks were having a good time. When you put ladies alone, they will say things they might not say in public. Oh, yeah, my wife told me that one time. My wife went away like to Applebee's one time with some of her girlfriends and came home and said they discussed my pain to see. Like, what the hell were you doing?

8:16What just going on there? Girls bathrooms, I swear, grosser than guys. Any bars. You guys go hard, yeah. But also, mad props, the music was spectacular. I mean, just the atmosphere, we had a host, MC, Jake, Kim and Sasha, you had Vinovitch, who was a storyteller. We had the Vixen's who do, you know, Les Vixen's when they're spectacular. So it was just, yeah, it was an amazing night. But so we've all been kind of recuperating from that. It's been great. Now we're into the spring season. And so we're in the middle of doing all the pretty things. Do you have to turn the store kind of? Is that like- We flip? When is the biggest? I've always thought about this, especially after your, you know, kind of, is this an exiting of festival time or is this the big, where are we at and festival time for you guys? So festival comes back end of summer for us. It actually kind of kicks off around back to school. So even now people, it's, I mean, it's never too early to start planning what you want to get to town. Once you want to wear, and now is a really good time to get the good colors.

9:17Okay. Because our stores really do color up this time, which is really fun. I want to say something though that I think that, the other thing we focus on around this season, so in spring, three things really focus on. Number one, we just revamped our website for the first time in decades. Correct. Okay. Thank you. We know how hard that is. We're in the middle of it ourselves, and that is mature. Yeah, team has been working on it for almost a year, but it's an amazing lifestyle resource with all the fun things you want to spend some time on it. So we're having a really good time just kind of getting to know our website this month. April is women's wellness month, and if I could, we're so excited because we're doing an event we'll call it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Sanford, our hometown, we're going to do a great event. It's again, women's wellness, the ladies night, but really focusing in on the cost of quiet and the things that women may not talk about and should. We're going to teach you how to keep your monkey friends. I don't want to say that. I just was trying to make you laugh. I mean, it's a thing, you know, hygiene is a thing. So, but yeah, it's a really fun, safe, great way for women to just kind of gather and learn stuff.

10:19So that's an April. But the other thing and the reason why I'm bringing that up with the color as well is because this is a great time for women to think about what they, how they want to feel in their clothes come spring and summer. You know, we're now ditching the sweaters and we're ditching the leggings and we're ditching the, you know, the mom clothes and we're getting into our Florida funness. What do you want to look like and how can we make your body feel confident where it is right now, right? I say all ladies hang it all out. I mean, there's a way to do it. But our Sanford stories are a great place to play with that, but lingerie in all the places. And they're, and I just want to say this, you know, as a, I'm a proud plus as mama, our store really caters to women of all shape and size, to people of all shape and sizes, you guys know. But the lingerie this spring is spectacular. It's hard. Okay, you know what? I'm glad you said that because we make so many jokes. It's very difficult for Tom and I to weigh in on the, hey, if you want to be confident and feel good in your lingerie, ladies, not really our thing, right? Yeah, I can say it all day. But I will say there are and all the sizes

11:20and you guys have always done that. Yeah. I remember years and years and years and years ago, truthfully, Fairvilla would have been the only place that bigger ladies, full figure, you know, ladies with the asses that we like, could go and get, and could go and get some of the more higher in. Yeah. You could, they're not, it's not, Predaporte or right off the rack type stuff typically doesn't cater to your full figured ladies. Fairvilla always has tried to have an option. I want to give an ups to the industry though, because they're trying to pay attention as well, you know, so the industry in general, but our purchasers really do keep an eye on what we get asked for. And especially out of secrets, it's one of the things we get asked for a lot. And so I just want to, a couple of things with that. Number one, not only can you feel confident whatever body you're in, but also think about what you're wearing outside of your clothes, like a cute little boostier with a pair of jeans is a hot date night outfit. And we don't think past what's generally available conveniently. Ladies, this is not Amazon. Come in and do some shopping. Upgrade your Eastern spring wardrobe. It is better in person too.

12:21Yeah, plus if you're watching Bridgerton, you're really going to enjoy it. Tom, you're a Bridgerton man, right? I've seen Bridgerton. I've got a Olivia on my finger right now. I'm celebrating her coming. You know, I walked into my wife watching Bridgerton one time. I came down the stairs, and my wife's watching Bridgerton. And it was like some lady on a ladder. Where? And then like, and then just some hot black dude getting naked. And I'm like, you're watching porn now. I've seen this porn. It is cinematics only brought into the daylight. Yeah, man. English colonial porn. Yeah. We're going to go look at that guy. I know what you're watching. And you're covering all the stories. I mean, we had a plus size hottie last season. We have a lesbian in this season. I mean, there's exciting, you know, Bridgerton is on point. I was waiting to see if you guys are going to have any like, because you know that one of the hottest Halloween costumes this year, guys, girls, everybody's going to be a heated rivalry without a doubt. Without a doubt it's just going to be a thing. The gay hockey show. The gay hockey show. Yeah, it's just going to be a thing. Yeah.

13:21I can't wait to talk to purchasing. See what they're playing. I bet you that that will be a thing. I don't know if they're using real teams or fake teams and think that'll be a thing. Right? Horror hockey is always a big deal. Like hockey zombies for some reason are a big deal. Okay. I know you said horror hockey. Oh my god. Oh my god. I thought a laundry football. This guy is like a federal. He's took a run out of my brain. I saw it. I've called the solar bears right now. I was like, Mr. Bear on the line. He knows. He knows. I was like, you're missing out on a solar sponsorship. It's so perfect. I've done them very much. I think it's where hockey comes into play. I want to piece of that, guys. So I and Joe, I kind of wanted to go over this because I just briefly looked up like what are the top 20 fetishes that are like popular now. And you're just curious. The big one's got to be feet. It's always feet. It's not. It's not. I mean, I'm sure that it ranks up there.

14:21Probably top 10, top 5 maybe. But the first one is butt stuff. Okay. There's yes. No, yeah. You know what? Right in front of my nose. It is our number one selling category for Valentine's Day. It is literally, it's the reason why we have a whole segment of the store. Yeah. So it is a percent of our business. So this less the boating. This was a percent. This wasn't put into like, I guess, popularity order. Well done. But in the top five are impact play. Yeah. Would you have mentioned role playing feet fetish, the butt in lingerie. Which all that I'm sure Joe was like, that's pretty popular in Fairville. Sure. I draw in a few more actually. I like the idea of impact play. There's the restraint issue, right? So there's that funnest, the bondage piece thing. Bondage is on there. Down to the top 10. Yeah. And I saw that Fairville University in February had a class about ropes and tying up and bondage. It's actually available online. You can Fairville University.com and buy the B.

15:22There's two classes. There's BDSM 101. If you want to have the conversation or you're interested in like, what does that world even look like and how's that feel? And then the second one is we have rope tying 101 as well. So you can. I got it. I got to see an introduction to felching. Come on. I don't know. We don't have that. I'm not talking about it. Well, one of them in the top 10 that we just mentioned that was at a Fairville event was sensation play. Yes. And that's all about touch and feel. That's where the feathers and the bumps are. I think that way. Yeah. The accessories. We make a lot of jokes on the show because primarily, and we've had to preface this on this. That's what the show's here for, right? We're trying to make a lab word dessert show. But I do feel to make it serious. I do feel sometimes because I don't feel like I have a clearly defined kink and or something that I'm sort of into that might be a sex plus. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah.

16:22That I'm missing out. Do you see what I'm saying? Of course. I feel a lot of jokes and I'm going to throw jokes. But please don't be offended by anything that I say. The reality is for those of you that do have something that you specialize in that you are into, whether it be silks, safe words, whatever it is. I do not villainize you at all. In fact, I'm jealous of the fact that you are comfortable enough with yourself to do something that maybe is joked about. I just wanted that to be stated. Exploring your own words. I wanted that to be set out there for folks list. But here's the thing. I think you'd be willing to do them all. Right? If it all, if Andrew comes to you with any of these lists, you're okay. Give me one. You'd be like, I'll do that. Okay. How about watching another man on my wife? Or just her. Or just her. Or just her. Just her. Oh, yeah. I could do that a lot. Okay. So voyeurism is the thing. Yes. That's on here. That's on here. Boyeurism and exhibition. Yes.

17:22It's showing off and paying attention. Boyeurism is a good one. Yeah. You know what? I don't ever think of that one. And as soon as you said it, I was like, oh, yeah. I would enjoy that. So here's one that I don't even know exactly what it means. But I'm, I guess I'm like, I kind of have an orgasm control. So, and then I think I remember a new branch. It's called the new branch of our military now. It's the department of orgasm control. So that's basically just controlling the finality. Yes, you can. No, you can't. Is that sort of like, oh, so so many else is controlling when I can get my brain. Right? So you want to bring them as close as you possibly can and then stop it. And it can elongate things. It can bring frustration. You want to enjoy it, right? The kids call it gunin. It can be very fun. It can be a very fun way to extend play when you're allowing that to not fully take place immediately. It's fun. Yeah.

18:22And sensory play really comes into that too. So the back half of this list of the top four. You said the back. Yeah. The back 40 is what we call it. Because I feel like we've talked about a lot of these. And it's like, you know what? Yeah, but we got you past the front room, Tom. It's coming to a year, but we did it. I've got one. It's number 14 on the list called Spectrophilia. Whoa. And it's the, you're into ghosts. And. Oh, that's Dan Eckrup. That's one of the Dan Eckrup. That made the top 20. But the moment you said it, I'm like, okay, will that probably track today? And this is probably a, he's, I think he's probably Chad G. Peter. And this is the latest list out there. That's what I'm saying, yes. And ghosts coming in hot. And can you think of any product that is ever like lended self-tour. Spectrophilia. Oh, my God. Okay. So I, this is what a weird strange question. Thank you so much. What are you having? Are you making love to what goes to right now? And the fact that, well, what excited me is because it brings us

19:24into a backside of our room that a lot of people don't talk about. And so the ghost, like, didn't need me. My God. I can't even, there's nothing in it. It's filled with deal. But that sensory play, you put a blindfold on and play with an electric stem. Okay. All right. Right. Or blind, a blindfold in anything, even just slime and two fingers can feel, feel very ectoplasmic. And we do even, we have, we have the ghost. We have the ghost busters. Climbing, slime, loob, which can really, you know, so if you're into that, no, I got excited because I got to automatically think about things that we don't normally talk about. Okay. I'm sorry. Tom killed me with slimy two fingers. I'm dead. I'm dead. And we're back to the hockey jersey. So what was the electric thing called the electric stem? We played with it. We played with it. Yeah. It's a night when less fixing. Oh, yes. I was killing the back. Yeah. And then it was shocking me. Yeah. So you can do that almost like. It's a neon wand. So you can, well, the electric stem and neon wand are two different things actually,

20:27but that whole kind of sensory play where it sparks interest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See what I did there? I did. But they do have very soft touch, which would really speak into that. And they, they show really cool. So if you're into that, you've got that purple glow in a space rather than like, you know, you know, it's cool. Yeah. So another really never thought about that. I'm going to go back to the store and be like, what else do we have? So all you do is set up a ghost. I see a social post. Yeah. We need a ghost display. So spectrophilia. There's so cool. There's two of these on the list that is not really a product per se, but I'm curious if Joe has anything in mind in Fairvilla that would go along with this category. I'm going to cover the base. And one of them is psychological play. And, and then the other one is erotic humiliation, which is in, and I read it out. Scrimal, you are. Yeah. Settling. Horrible business man. But, but beyond that, there's gag balls. Okay.

21:27That's part of that. Sure. Again, the blindfold situation, the restraint. That's right. And how you use it. Why me too? You're the gag balls. A lot of that is direction. That part, the humiliation, a lot of that is direction. But there's definitely accessory. There's definitely costuming. Okay. There's definitely, yeah. So, come upstairs into the second and a half floor and play. Psychological. Is that role played? Is that? So, yes and no. It's kind of like, you know, well, it's like, yes, that can be a version of that. It would, that probably encompasses a whole lot of it. Yeah. Roll plays are actually a different category. Yeah. But being, but like, like that blindfold and the sound, the noise canceling headphones, you literally are putting somebody into subspace immediately without having, they have no, and they don't know anything that's happening around them. You then control their sensory environment. And that becomes very psychological. If you have a blindfold on and you can't hear anything and all of a sudden you feel a feather, it may not feel like a feather. Or you feel a Whartonburg Wheel. It may feel like a neon wand.

22:27I mean, some of those... A Whartonburg Wheel. Oh my god. Oh, we're making cheese now. What are we doing? I love it. Oh my god. Do you not know the Whartonburg Wheel? Look at that stone ground. What does it use? A Whartonburg Wheel. I need to ground these hoes, ma'am, for my daughter. Whartonburg Wheel. I've probably seen them in your doctor's office. A Whartonburg Wheel. I just see it. It's just a head. You take the pieces out. He's got the nasal cavity in there and play it with it up. They're metal tools. Although we do have them. I saw a black one like that was heavy plastic the other day. It was beautiful. But it has the spikes all around them. And you literally just roll it up. Someone's dermis in any way, shape, or form. But it looks spiky. So it kind of feels... You think it's going to be scary. It doesn't light or heavy. It's just... It's a really neat, small accessory. 20 bucks can really play with your and upgrade your experience. Whartonburg Wheel. Huh. Wartonburg Wheel. Wartonburg Wheel. Wartonburg Wheel. Wartonburg Wheel. I love the Whartonburg. Everyone should have one. Everyone should have one. I love it.

23:27I love it. It sounds like a sensory massage, slash massage-y type. If you ask your doctor for one, they use it to check nerves a lot in the legs. So if you literally nice time you go for a check-up, say, do you have one of these? But we have really sexy ones that make fun play. S.J. in our chat room. We love S.J. He says that maybe at one point you could bring in some sensory toys. Yeah. And we'll blindfold ourselves and she can shock us great. You know? And then we can try and figure it out out of them. That's a great idea. Yeah. Just sometimes just throwing the idea out there. We've burned it out. I... Listen. And by the way, like... You do have... You're going to come do a remote somewhere. Maybe that's something we look into. We'll pull out the temptation tent when you guys come. So... Okay. So... Correct me if I'm wrong here. Your setups are great. Well, we're wrong a lot. That's why he says that. So I feel like every one of these... And some people may be like, no way I'm not... But every one of these is a spectrum. Right? Yeah. Just like everything is a spectrum. And then there's maybe some part of each of one of these

24:30that people could enjoy. They just never try. There you go. And like... And nothing you're into this. And like obviously the... Some people are higher in the spectrum. Or this is their thing. And they only can get off with this thing. But there's like certain amount of these things. Or like, you know... People can tell themselves like, I don't enjoy being blindfolded. And like... They're having sensory stuff. And like... You probably do your brain. There's something in every human brain that... There's a vulnerability. Some... Some of that. And even the... The... Dom and submission part of this. Like, there's a version of this. And I think everybody kind of likes in some way. And then all of this stuff. Like, there's mild versions of this. That you could be interested in. Or they could be pleasurable to you. You just never tried it. Well, like it almost goes... Because I look at all of this and I'm like, I'll try it. No, I think... I think you're right. Yesterday... I can tie this into another celebrity who was talking a little bit about... openly about her sex like yesterday. What you're describing is just the spectrum. The variations of sex.

25:31Candice Cameron. You know, very conservative... A great example. But she just came out yesterday and said that when she has sex with her husband... She can't really ever have sex with her husband unless all the kids are gone out of the house. Like, just can't do it. It makes sense because you can't... Like, can't get into it at all. You can't... She can't be into it. So if you think about that, that is a very, very uptight opposite end of what you're kind of talking about. The people that are using these wheels and everything else. They're just way on the other end. But she's so far on the opposite direction. You can get off with other humans in her house for fear that they might hear her of some sort of... Well, you're talking about two different things, which I find really exciting and thank you for that. One of those things is... I think the word kink has... And it's given us some sense of weird. We have this expectation in our head. Well, think about... When I immediately say that word, you know what visual has come to your brain. And so immediately people don't want to associate themselves with that. It came with some level of shame. And the truth is... And somebody said that through... I'm like... I don't see myself that way, but I certainly enjoy a spectrum of...

26:32There you go. ...of liveliness. Because the same thing over and over again, we don't want to eat in the same restaurant over and over again. So why not use new spices, you know? I was going to make the analogy to this kind of like food. Like, you may not like a certain food, but a version of it, you probably do. Yeah. You know, because there can be every version of... Like, you know, like, oh, I hate this. And it's like... Yeah, I bet you there's some version of this. I love Thai food, but I don't like the stuff that makes my mouth swell. I don't want that for anything. You don't want spicy Thai food. So you, yes, you might enjoy a little restraint, but you don't want to be tied up and hung upside down and never be able to let... You know what I mean? I'll give you a great example. I hate black olives, except for one way. I'll eat the hell out of them on pizza. Yeah. I love the food. So you don't hate them? No. I can never say that I truly hate them, because I will wolf them down on pizza. But I really want to bring a one more thing when you talked about camera's camera in which I think is important. And I love that you brought this out, because so many of us who are Taipei personalities leading in our world, right?

27:32We drive the process every day, releasing ourselves to moments like this, becomes a difficult situation. And the truth is, a lot of people who enjoy some of the more dramatic are Taipei personalities, because it's the only way that they can totally let go. So when you allow yourself to experience that level of vulnerability, subspace is a real thing. It's a high all in its own. And you can get that from not just, you know... No, much just by acquiescing. Exactly. Yeah, just... But that vulnerability is not easy. Yeah. Especially when you're not... When you're new with a partner, right? That's not something that you never... I would never jump into a new relationship and be like, oh, please, attach me into the bed... You know, you don't... Right. There's a trust. There's a level of trust. That's where safe words come in. But I do want to encourage people who are in a controlling situation to find a way to release. You'll experience a new magic. How can you, like... Because I know we're going to get out of here soon. Yeah. How many, like... Great conversation. Do you ever get any really, really... Because I just think it would be super cute to see some really old people walking in a fair villa.

28:35Okay. The reason I have this job... I just think that would be awesome. No, the reason I have this job happened, because I went to a class that I audited that it was a fair villa university. And it was BDSNM101, isn't my fact? Okay. And they are... Our educators always ask the... The question, why are we here? What do we want to learn today? And the first several people said, I want to learn how to tie up my girlfriend. And our educator was brilliant. And she said, well, this is the wrong class for that. But we have a class that can help you. And then this one lady, 65 years old. She was in our front row. And she said, I'm 65. My husband died 10 years ago. And I just started dating a little while ago. And my boyfriend is 10 years younger. And wants me to be able to do things that I haven't yet experienced. And I want to learn so that I feel more comfortable with him in the bedroom. She was in that class by herself. And I thought, this is a conversation I'm here for. Hello Orlando, we're going to make everyone feel comfortable. I think you there, sir. Why are you here? And I said... I'm dead, Dennis. And I'm here to tie up old ladies.

29:35And I... And she did not go home alone. Yeah, it's tough. It's not up every old woman in Orlando. But the point is, there's something for everyone. A lot. At every age of an age of consent and safety. We're in good shape. Okay. So now they're living her life. God bless her. So out of all of the monoliths, our parties, I love her. That's cute. This is the weirdest one. And I'll say weirdest. And you shouldn't say as Georgie. No, no, no, no. You're in a safe space. Also in common. You know, I'll say, yeah. The most unique thing that I hadn't heard anybody talk about. But now I think about it. It kind of makes sense. And it's Verofilia. And it's cannibalism. And it's like the King? We have to end on that. I know, you're in the real estate. We have to end on that. We have to end on that. We have to end on that. We have to end on that. We have to end on that. Don't. I've looked at this before and normally it's simulation. It's the simulation. Of course. This is an awesome story. I mean, we see so she often make her bodies at our parties that... You're putting so... Yeah, okay, so then that's a spectrum of this, right?

30:37And then even biting and just like, that's right. Like obviously biting safely, like safely biting someone, that's real. And I'm like, well, that probably is on the spectrum of like, yeah, no one really wants to eat the flesh of another human, but the idea of like biting consummings, like there's an ultimate taboo type of thing you're dipping your toe in. And here's where I think, you think further into this, like there's a thing that moms have, where when their babies are really small, they live on their butt. Yes, they want to eat them all. I still like it when people live on my butt. Yes, and then I'm like, that's probably a version of this whole thing where it's like, you want to bite them and whatever. And then it goes into some kink at us at a weird thing. Where it's like, isn't that weird, but I was like, the kink is all amazing. That's funny. The whole chat room lit up with ladies that said they want to eat their babies. Yeah, you know, that's a thing, that is a crystal. Like, you want to bite their butt, you want to, Yeah, and you want to bite their cheeks? Crystal's like, I want to bite Max's cheeks. What are you calling it?

31:37It's like a jute-ness aggression. Oh, you like it, yeah. And so, and I'm like, okay, we'll put that down as it can, why not? Why not? Yeah, as a quirk? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's a kink. That's something we enjoy. And put it all in the sugar bowl. There you go. Yeah, that's a variation of fun. So, it's a candy salad. And if you explore all these things, where you never even probably associated it with pleasure of any sort, and then you're like, well, maybe I wouldn't, like that. And you have no idea. And what the shame of it is, you could go your whole life without even knowing there's something that brings you pleasure. And without exploring it, right? You just go, you know, because you always just do the same old thing, and then you go through your whole life doing the same old thing, and you never explored anything. And then that's it. And a lot of people live their life that way. And that is literally to close this. That is why I invite you to come experience the thrill that is 16,000 square feet of fervila. Because truthfully, we don't yuck anybody's yum. Even though we brought up some really interesting things here today. Well, there are no stupid questions either. It's the safest place to ever address any sexual question

32:40you have would be fervila. And you're going to be talking to people who have gone through training and know things and know words and talk to people every day. So there's no shame in the conversation. And they see it all. So if you think what you're bringing to them is crazy, you're not even close. Yeah, you're not even close to a shock, and you're just not. You're just not. I would like to think that there are things that still shock. That's the last one that you landed on. I was like, oh, please don't know everything, Joe. But it's true that there are things that we're learning about ourselves and about each other every day. And fervila is a beautiful playground for them. All right, let's give them the rundown of where people can find fervila. Of course, you want to go to the megastore. If you're planning a date night, I think it's a great. Or a girl's day out. True. Or you want to test your new partner. True. I mean, I think it'd be fun. Even if you just had nothing to do on a Friday night, and you're like, hey, we're going to try that new pizza place. You swing through there, you eat them when you're done eating swing by there. Yes. Also for 20 culture, don't forget that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the megastore on OBT, it's amazing. It's humongous. And you should go there and check it out,

33:40especially if you need lingerie, festival wear. It has the largest selection you will ever find. Sanford also, though, is apparel and festival wear. Yeah, yeah. And there's locations, I mean, we're talking I drive in Secret Tideway, Incasemi, and Palacca. All the locations are over on the coast. And Cape Grenaveral. Cape Grenaveral, you can go to fairvilla.com and then go through the brand new website. March, there's like buy two, get one free, Hozary. Oh, the Club F deals. Yeah, Club F deals. And when you sign up the Club F, you also get free massage cream this time. Yeah, free cream. Oh, my great, great. I taught that, and I'm here for my free cream. You said I didn't have to buy anything. Free cream. I actually get a sign up for Club F to get free cream where I'm out of it. Yes, I am. I'm taught that. I'm a rock. I'm happy to get the free cream. Oh, thank you so much for going by.

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35:43They'll help you out. Tell them you're a Tom and Dan listener. They'll get a discount. Save some money on your kitchen cabinets. Use RTAdirect.com. You just won employee of the year. Great job, buddy. Here's a $3 gift card to coffee joes. Compliments of a corporate time with Tom and Dan. Welcome back to a corporate time. So me and Daniel on the break, we're talking about Britney Spears getting arrested for DUI. OK, can I say something? I didn't want her to get a DUI. The dancing and her boobies falling out and all of that. I should have said I didn't want to do in that, because I feel like saying that we didn't want her doing that led her to get in a car drunk. Well, let's, we should have just done her dance. Well, she's safer dancing than she is drinking and driving. We can all agree. Let's put on our mode to hit the hats here. She's a, it's, she's a recipe for suspected DUI. If she never took the dead, she blew a point.

36:46No, but it's still 0.02 lower than I think the legal limit. So I don't necessarily, they might throw it out. I don't, I'm gathering little bits and pieces here and there. So we're OK. So she blew under the limit. I think so, yes. But even if you do that and you have some, you still can be arrested if for swarving and driving. Yeah, because if the evidence of you driving swarving and like, you know, you're driving itself can be evidence to you driving while intoxicated. Even if you were below the legal limit, breathalyzer. Yeah, this one's gone too. The one that it originally said like a 0.06 is gone now. She was taken to a hospital immediately after she was pulled over. California Highway Patrol officers transported to her to the hospital to draw blood. They wanted to figure out how much alcohol she had in her body. And maybe if this would be an interesting question for Mo, we'll talk to him about it. But if you're under the legal limit and you blow,

37:50but your driving is obviously erratic. And then you're, you're, it was above the legal limits. Oh, it was. OK, she may be screwed. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, maybe the best thing for though to get this DUI. Yeah, they'll get you take your license away. You know, you pay the fine, at least you can't kill herself or anybody else. I mean, I think what wouldn't, I don't think anybody can, no one can disagree with she shouldn't have been doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's done. Yeah, yeah. And then maybe this will cause some people to look in the situation she's living in and say, like, oh, it's, you know, are you a half concerned? You don't have to go full, right? You can still like, look, we're going to, you get the house, you get to come and go as you please within reason. You have somebody to help you there. You get to see your kids and have a good relationship with them. You can still dance into your videos. All of that's fair. You can do all of that. But hey, the drink and drink, no more alcohol for you because you are on some medication because you're crazy. And, and you can't drive.

38:52But everything else is fair game. You can do whatever you want. Spend your money, buy stuff, have a shift to the house, do whatever you want. But just, we can't have you drive and drunk and drink an alcohol. Okay, well, that's called the regular floor to dad. That's how we, you know, that's how we all live. You can, you know, don't drink a drive to do whatever you want. I'm like, okay, I'll drink a glass of that. I want to know what she was, I mean, like the curiosity in me, I want to know where she was going. Because this is weird, right? Like, I think all of us that watch her and kind of have kind of settled into the normalization of the Britney series plight, which is you open up Instagram. She pops up because it's getting a lot of heat in the algorithm. So of course, it gets pushed to you because it's popular. It's her half naked ass out. She's in their living room. It looks like Saddam Hussein's palace. It's got a gold everywhere in the road. Yeah. She's doing swirly darlies everywhere and dancing like a wild person. Mask hair is all running down her hair. Looks like one long yellow rope that just sticks out of her head.

39:53And she's just whipping it around and just acting crazy. The comments have been turned off. We watch that and we're like, all right, still at it. Then we go right back to Applebee's for lunch. We go back to our job, right? I didn't think she was driving me neither. That's what my point is. I thought she was just in her house doing her thing and then she goes somewhere and take care. Yeah. Yeah. And obviously her caretakers either weren't watching her at this time. Do you want to conspiracy theory? Or there was no caretakers and we were wrong the whole time and she was kind of a doing her own thing. Let's go with the conspiracy theory. Did you have a boyfriend or something? She had a she divorced a guy in 2024, I believe. Yeah. And then there was like, there's always like random dudes hanging around, you know, yeah, I mean, Joe from Fairvilla and I were talking about this. And she's the only other person to say this that I've heard of other than me. What are the odds? And on Monday of this week we would have Justin Timberlake sue to lock down a video of his DUI arrest. So we can't see it as the human public.

40:56And Britney Spears on the following Wednesday would get a DUI. Joe seems to think that it is Britney's way of showing the world she is still in love with Justin Timberlake. And I'm sure there are thousands of other people that believe the same thing. Right? Yeah, because the coincidence is too much for people to handle and they are like, this can't be a coincidence. Like, okay, from the chat room. Her father is the devil and she is an angel. Well, how so? Do angels drive drunk? I would say no. They don't do that. That's just a simple argument. And must they want to create other agencies? That's true. That's true. Yeah, like so now speaking on the video, this will be the most sought after piece of body cam footage that TMZ has ever wanted. You're in the conspiracy. What was what was going to be the most important piece of video up till this point? Justin Timberlake's DUI video. But was it she took the bullet for him? Like she saved Justin Timberlake because she still loves him. Well, first, Justin Timberlake's video probably will still come out of this.

41:59It is a distraction, but I've never seen people first after something more. People were like, we're at least an F that guy. He is fun. And also, everybody wants to see that Britney Spears body cam footage more than Justin Timberlake. I know I could envision what that Justin Timberlake was most like. You know, I really don't want to see the Britney one because I know it's going to be sad. It's not going to be fun. It's not going to be. I'm curious. It's going to be a funny watch. You are wrong. No, yeah, yeah. But I think curiosity people want to know like, is she like, was she answering the officer's question? Of course she was. I don't want to see Justin's because he was, he was acting the fool. Anybody that's willing to sue to block it did something they shouldn't have done in the video. Or they just don't want that bad PR. Yeah, but the Streisand effect would say, and you need to rule your life by the Streisand effect that the more attention you give to it, the more attention it's by a thousand fold. Yeah, you're right. So while you're suing to stop it, you have just put it as the bulls eye and well until Britney came along. Everybody wants you.

43:00Yeah. You were the Tuesday morning bulls eye. Everything. Everybody I know that hates Justin Timberlake had it on their Facebook page. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like get him. Get his video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And his, his may be sort of funny because he might be like, you know who I am. He meant what if he starts doing a bye bye bye dance on the middle of it. That would be hilarious. Britney's that's not going to be a fun watch guys. Be careful what you go and watch. Well, that's going to be sad. She also has nothing to lose per se because her reputation is not good, obviously. And she's not performing anymore and she's not marketing any products. Like Justin Timberlake is still working, still performing, still touring, still marketing products. You know what I'm saying? Still acting. His PR definitely matters more than hers. I don't know how much lower Britney Spears reputation and personal brand could get. But this is probably the basement of it, right? After a DUI, you know, it's like in and then a bunch like the people that defended her.

44:03Well, this is the end for free Britney, I think. I think the DUI ended the whole like the idea of the concept, which was fake to begin with, by the way, the idea that this woman, no offense to anybody, but the idea that she can do all of this on her own, really? That's what you thought? Well, you know what? I mean, DUI doesn't necessarily mean that. Yeah, I was in the video. You're not just talking like a British pirate? No, no, no, no, yeah. And then you guys thought this is okay. The dancing is worse than the DUI, like the DUI, I think all of our listeners. The DUI is just a culmination of the dancing. Everybody I know, let's just be honest here and everyone listening to this can all look themselves in the mirror and be like, you know, well, I can understand someone getting a DUI. Like, you shouldn't do it, but I'm also like, I can see it's on brand for the dancing. But nobody knew what that had known, but I'm saying personally, everybody can personally say to themselves, like, I could have been victim to a DUI, but I got away with it.

45:03You know, like most of everybody I know has driven drunk one time or another, or buzzed or whatever. Maybe they're lying about not doing it. And there's some people that haven't, you know, but I'm just saying the majority of people I know and our listeners have. And so they, I think, you know, they are more sympathetic to a DUI and I think most people are in the United States than not. Although again, two things can be true. You can be sympathetic to it and I'll say like, you shouldn't do it. You know, so it's like, yeah. And I think that's the most people land that like, you shouldn't done it, but I'm also like, you know, a good thing you didn't hurt anybody. You know, it could have happened to me. But so out of all crimes, the DUI is almost the most forgived and serious to you at the same time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you are correct. You know, so like it also can be harmless and catastrophic at the same time. Yes. Yeah, 100%. You're going to have one that kills a busload of people and you're going to have one that literally you did 18 times during the same week and you were fine and nothing happened

46:06to you. You know, well, that's, you know, vehicular homicide or whatever, like, you know, I'm saying it was like, you're, you're, you know, you're driving down a deserted road and you get popped there. You know, it's like, right. So, but anyway, we'll see what happens for sure everybody wants to see the footage and we're going to see. Here's more breaking news. It's just, it's pouring out because this is the biggest, I do really, I do feel bad for her because this is not, this isn't the direction you needed to fix it. I mean, this probably will fix it. This is going to get real bad. TMZ is reporting that a unknown substance was found during the DUI arrests in her car. Okay. Well, that can be, they don't normally start reporting that though of it. Oh, she just had some tick-tax laid in it. See what I'm saying? That's not it. TMZ is not known for what I used to think that. But TMZ normally is pretty careful and when they get something right, they normally get something wrong. Was she ever in the drugs? Yes. Okay. Look, there are multiple times where he talks about her, her, her, her, her cocaine.

47:09Cocaine, all right. Yes. I'm operated. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, you know what? I wasn't there. I don't know her, man. I'm not saying she's a drug addict. I'm just saying this is not looking. Yeah, yeah. Good. All right. We'll see. I'm sure more will come out and we'll see you next week. It's a brand new year and I know if you're like me, you want to make some changes to your house. You want brand new flooring and we got the spot. It's core flooring center, core flooring FL dot com to get that brand new flooring in your home. Yep. They're located right there in Winter Park. 20 years experience, a great ratings online serves all of Central Florida. They got dustless flooring removal, zero percent financing for 24 months and everything you need. They got the USA made waterproof laminate vinyl planking, wood floors and carpet for soft spaces. They got it all and Corey does a hell of a job. Even for limited time, they're offering 15% off flooring and labor, starting at just $1 a square foot. It's core flooring FL dot com, C-O-R-E flooring FL dot com.

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