#850 - Storm The Field

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I'm not fact-checked this. I just read this. This is AI stuff.

We have just witnessed the first real mind upload. Scientists map the full neural wiring of a fruit flies brain and uploaded into a laptop and now it is freely in its own simulation.

That's a lot, dude. That's too much. That's too much. I'm fact-checked this either.

Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play doom the game.

Critical labs trained 200,000 human neurons to play the 1993 FPS game Doom in a week.

The neurons receive electrical signals representing the game and their firing patterns are decoded to control the player on screen.

What the fuck does that mean?

People need to just chill a fuck out. Can we just go back to ground crops and having a good time?

I was thinking about this. How advanced do we need to be?

I was thinking about this the other day. Obviously, the pursuit for technology is not going to stop and we march headfirst into Doom or glory.

What do you tell you what grounds mean legitimately?

Grounds you. It keeps you grounded.

It keeps me from flying off into an existential crisis.

Right be like. It's just so normal.

On some level, so serious that it takes away crises in the mind.

It's sort of, and don't shit down my throat.

There's so much fucked up shit happening in the world.

I'm like, I get that. I'm just saying that in my life at the moment, a genuine concern for me is like,

where are we on the exponential curve seems to be pretty fucking close to the top.

Then what happens? Singularity stuff. I'm wiggin.

Where's that glow max ends up? Grounds me.

Are they going to let Ajay fans storm the field that grounds me?

Yes, exactly right. Manly's picks Paul Bryan today, but you reckon he gets it?

When's Joey Walsh going to come off the bench sitting there listening to 60-year-old man talk about the fact that

the Broncos have at the worst start to a season going down 21 points in all whatever is against panthers,

titans of industry should should match me under pressure yet.

Please under pressure, too bad, whether you want to or not match your under pressure.

That grounds me when I hear about the Middle East.

1000%.

Right, and that's not to flippantly disregard the Middle East.

That is too much for my brain, too much going on.

World's chaos.

You can, you can get pretty overwhelming.

Still on the ground looks okay.

Game one.

You can get pretty overall and pretty quickly.

Let's be honest, right?

You can sit there and if you want to waterboard yourself with Middle Eastern drama,

with AI and where it's at, you know what I mean?

Like it's trying to, again, it was obviously a simulated test,

but it's trying to blackmail people to keep itself alive.

That's cool.

Yeah, well, it's also we've got fruit flies living their life freely in a computer.

Fuck, like what are we talking about?

Like, yeah, so essentially what you're saying is walk this thing out.

We're in a simulation.

All right, we'll confirm that.

What grounds me whilst I live in this simulation, God knows where I am,

but he tapped into some fucking machine.

Been my brain power been used to power AI like in Matrix,

Earth of it.

Probably real.

Probably real.

Is the fact that it's family's 80th year.

We're going to win the comp.

Like that's what that's what grants me.

It's it's Sunday afternoon against the night.

It's the old enemy.

Yeah.

Brookvale oval.

Yeah, it's HD light.

Autumn.

Heard of him.

Heard of him.

That's why hats on the hill, Tom.

It's snippet up to the Japanese lug about four pines for a couple of.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it is.

It's, it's, you know, it's, it's gone around with the 100% 40 a year.

Yeah, it is.

And shout out to it.

Shout out to it.

That's what rugby league does.

It grounds, and you know what?

It's rugby league.

It's the most grounding, but it's, it's, it's not just rugby league.

It's sport.

It's, it's, it's Oscar Piastry fucking out before, you know,

an engine's been revved in anger at the Melbourne GP.

It's, it's your phone line up.

It's like, oh, yeah, Oscar's out.

And you go, what?

How the fuck did that happen?

We haven't even raised.

We haven't even started going.

It's Mercedes, not showing their hand until the first race dominating people.

You know what I mean?

Like, yeah, we watch F1, baby.

Yeah, we have what we watch F1.

It's Tottenham potentially getting relegated in the preamp.

It's Arsenal could win in the same season.

This is fucking, this is Shangri-La stuff with a punter on the dribbler who follow APL.

Tottenham go down, APL.

Tottenham go down.

The same he asked who potentially went.

You can't fucking write this shit.

It's Rexham potentially gone for four straight promotions.

That's a lot of promotions, dude.

They're coming six.

They're in the, they're in a playoff spot at the moment.

That would be, where would they be promoted to?

The Premier League.

So Rexham could be in the Premier League.

No one's done three straight promotions from like the, from the national championship

up to the championship now.

No one's done that.

Or if they have it, they have equal that.

But no one's done four promotions in a row.

They're coming six.

What's Rexham worth now?

250 million pounds, eh?

Started at two million is what I read the other day.

If they go to the preamp, it's more than that.

Yeah, correct.

It's more than that if they go to the preamp, Tom.

That's in four straight in four years.

It's unheard of.

They're coming six to the moment.

First and second promoted automatically.

Third, fourth, fifth, sixth, go into semi-final, final, playoff shit.

It's called the richest playoff in sport.

Huge money, huge win for you.

You get all that Premier League, Kishishi.

Yeah.

Wow.

Like this, that's the stuff that's...

But if you're a Rexham fan, what a dream.

What an absolute dream.

Like what?

Because you are never making the dream.

Whatever Ron Reddell's touches seemingly turns to absolute gold.

That is.

He's got gold dust on his fingers.

Yeah, it does.

Because Beckham, gigs, skulls, all the boys tried to do it

with Solford City, which is a Manchester club.

The difference is that Ron Reddell has the...

He has a mixture of business now,

but he's also knows how to sell, like make a show out of it.

He's turned the whole thing in.

No, I'm coming more from the perspective of...

You would think that the people I've just named

would know a thing or two about football.

Yeah, but not always necessarily about running a business

or going to a football organization.

True.

But I know what you mean.

You would think that that would be like the logical...

You would think they've been stuck in league two for...

Imagine just watching Reynolds and fucking Rob McElaney

just fly past you with Rexham.

Solford started lower.

They came up from the fucking mark,

like way down the pyramid, but they've been league two for eight.

I know we've discussed this.

We have.

But where would we go if we were buying a team?

Like how low would we need to go?

You can go all the way down.

I'm talking even in Australia, though.

Obviously, I'm not going to go buy a Premier League team.

Well...

Like, would we go soccer?

No, we wouldn't.

It is.

Oh, it's not like...

You and I just wanted...

We've never talked about buying a team like this.

I'm just trying to work out where would you be able to get one?

Like, what do they cost?

But I don't even know, right?

That's what I'm asking.

I'd be like, I don't...

Like, what is...

What is like...

What is a bush-footed tank cost?

You've got to just pull money in.

You just...

Can you even own stuff like that?

And you'd make no money off it.

Of course you would.

It's a community play.

But like, you make no money or big...

We don't have the promotion relegation thing here.

So it doesn't...

It's sort of...

So we probably need to go international.

Sebba, looking hot today, buddy.

Ooh.

Oh.

Pickle ball.

That's when you pickle ball for Sebba.

Are you beat Rigny and Pickleball?

Mate, that...

I know you so well, that face is...

My fuckboy Sebba made a total errors.

Is it like...

When we went on that...

Rigny's just been obviously seeing Rigny share, too, yeah.

We've been doing some stuff with him recently.

Keep your eyes peeled.

That's all, so.

Yeah.

He was so hot...

And not hot and bothered, like,

hot and horny for pickleball that time when we were on the boat.

Then I could just see the old mate over here.

He's just...

He's just...

Yes, picking up.

He's picking up, just picking up.

But I now want to do pickleball.

I want to do pickleball.

It's so much fun.

We'd beat the fuck out of Sebba.

Well, of course we would.

Of course we would.

Immediately as well.

That'll be the thing that I'm upset at the most.

Mate, if I played 10 years straight at golf,

I would have been a single fucking digit.

Yeah, I was a guy on top of his mind.

Hang on, top of his mind.

Years ago.

Yeah.

If I played as much as golf as you,

I'd be on the fucking tour, mate.

I'll say this.

Well, that's all right.

Tom could probably beat me up three, four games.

Eddie, you were very good at sitting there going.

If I did this years ago,

you will never beat me in a game of table tennis,

or pickleball ever.

And if you had 10 years to play golf,

you reckon I'll never...

You reckon I'll never beat you in pickleball, never.

Never.

There we go.

You never ever ever.

Ever ever.

Bet you're on it.

Because you only have the gumption to play

about four matches max anyway,

so four matches basically that's it.

See it.

Oh, right.

Ow.

Whoa.

Can't wait for the matches.

Oh, I love this.

Oh, you've teased me up now, baby.

I love this.

You've teased me up now.

I'm fucking ready now, bro.

All right.

Especially considering the last time we played golf,

I bet you bet anyway.

That's a wrong.

Pickleball, Eddie V. Cebo, this is coming.

It's all happening soon.

And Eddie had, well, we'll work it out,

but you've got a certain amount of games to beat him, I guess.

He said you might ever beat him.

I've got my whole life to beat him.

Yeah, but we're not going to film every game you ever play, you know.

No, I wasn't.

He doesn't think you got the gumption to keep.

Well, no, I've got to start playing early.

He doesn't.

Because he'll fucking play forever.

I'm like, yeah, he doesn't think you've got the gumption.

No, that's what he's saying.

He doesn't think she's gumptionless.

That's what he said, yeah.

So I don't know, we could buy a team, but that doesn't matter.

Ultimately, what we're talking about is that in an uncertain world,

where the news is terrifying, turn the rugby league

and take that way too seriously, because there's nothing you can do.

And I'm, you know, it's something I'd be like,

or you know, you can't be that apathetic,

but like there's nothing you can do over the world.

There's nothing you can do about the ailments of the world

in the problems world, but you know, you can do.

Pour all of your thoughts and all of your emotions

into rugby league, into super coach,

into tipping competitions.

That's right.

Into, you know, what a call a chat.

And strong opinions that are based on nothing but emotion.

And that's certainly no.

And that's right.

And try and try and try and try and make a change

of the community level.

You know what I mean?

I don't know, but I'd get down the soup kitchen.

Stuff like that.

That's sort of, again, you can just do that

or you just focus on rugby league,

but yeah, certainly community level stuff.

Community level stuff.

Well, speaking of community level stuff.

Community level stuff.

I heard, don't at your time.

Don't at your time to rugby league.

I heard what before you got in,

Cody Toats, who's been mute?

Well, he's been mute and he's been on the fricking,

you know what, who?

Who's mute from the toot.

He's been at Golden Plains or weekend.

Yeah, festival.

Wearing fucking a scarf around his head,

I reckon, like you're in the desert.

But yeah, did you dress like a arm core, full arm core?

Did you dress like you were at a burning man?

It was really cold, but I was wearing a scarf.

Have you got any photos of what you were wearing?

Yes.

I don't, honestly.

Are they on a bill?

I remember that it still has to be developed.

I swear to, oh, maybe my friends do,

but I don't know.

What are your friends to send a photo?

Okay.

And did you, and be honest, did you take your walking stick?

No.

No, did not take a walking stick.

Did you wear those big, like goggles,

like you wear those all by-plane?

The Mad Max got me.

No, I didn't know.

I had a scarf on there.

Did you?

Yeah.

Are you wearing your head, or just...

Just around my neck, mate.

Sure.

And you added walking stick.

Yeah.

What's the walking stick that I'm not confused?

Just stick around your neck.

No, no, too much came in.

Come walk, too much.

Oh, yeah.

Come walk me in.

Come walk, can you hear me?

How was it, Golden Plains?

Good, Golden or what?

Yeah, really fun.

Now, this is what I wanted to talk about.

What do you want to talk about?

He was telling someone a dude who was in here before,

Matt, shout out to him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout out to him.

About how, because I talk about community stuff,

community play.

Yeah, it's talking about you.

You like thwarted something hectic in an Aubrey?

Yeah.

Call the cops?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fully.

So, do you want me to tell the story?

I don't.

We...

No, that's it.

Thanks, Cody, we'll move on.

We drove halfway back on Sunday or whatever,

stayed at a motel in Aubrey,

and then, so I was me and two of my mates,

we woke up the next morning to like screaming.

Like, what sort of screaming?

So, for context as well, when we got to the place,

there, it was like a pretty...

The motel was fine, and the area was nice,

but there was a bit of like a spooky kind of feeling,

like kind of a few characters sort of hanging around.

We got there at like seven o'clock,

so it was kind of dark, it just felt a bit etch.

And, anyway, we went to bed and otherwise there,

and woke up the next morning just so,

basically a guy screaming,

and like doors slamming and blah, blah,

and like a lady crying and kind of screaming back at him.

And we kind of like lay there for a couple of minutes,

and then we were like, oh,

because you're kind of waking up in a bit of a day

is going, oh, what's going on?

And then we kind of realized that it was potentially like,

pretty etch.

So, we called the cops,

and we were basically like, hey,

we think there's like potentially a domestic,

like some sort of domestic case going on

and we're staying at this motel, blah, blah, blah.

We just told them what I told you,

and basically the cops rocked up like 10 minutes later,

and then they were trying to find the guy,

and yeah, it was like, it was just kind of,

we were stuck in this motel room for like an hour

while they sorted it out, turns out the girl was okay,

and I don't know, our kind of suspicions

without the guy was obviously on drugs or something,

and they basically had to strap him

till like an ambulance bed and take him away.

He got arrested.

Yeah, pretty hectic way to start the day.

Maybe a bit heavy for the pod, but.

Jesus Christ, when you're like getting

to like the serious part of that story,

Tom's like, glassy, I had fucking looking off

into the distance, like thinking about God knows what,

and just farted.

Oh my God.

He's just, just the corum on this bloke,

and he's just non-existent.

He's a fucking pig, and I apologize

I'm after the podcast, Cody,

because I know trying to get some see there,

and I even teed you up.

So I've never seen anything alike that.

Fucking Elbrough.

You're supposed to be an addict and growl lately.

Oh, I thought you'd keep talking to yourself,

it just went quiet for a minute, isn't it?

Yeah, it was actually like pretty sure.

Fuck.

Made it, didn't go into the chair like it usually does.

It's snuck in your legs up, mate.

Yeah, it's a good point.

Hey, that's what I'm, Cody.

What I'm, mate?

What I'm, Cody.

No, yeah, it's fine.

It was like a good Samaritan stuff, mate.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm ready off.

There's no funny part to that story.

No, there's not.

So I was just trying to lighten the mood a little bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That off the back of a couple of days

at the festival was pretty, pretty full of it.

Yeah, that's a lot after a couple of days

on the fucking, you know what?

Tom, this episode puts you by a good friend of Ned's.

Yep.

You know that we're wearing straight jackets at the moment

because, obviously, Manly lost.

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and then turbo scores like hell, yeah,

and then hamola scores like hell, yeah,

and they're like, oh, but we got pumps.

Oh, but we got pumps.

We actually got beaten third in plus.

Yeah, it just, it brings you down to earth a little bit.

Well, listen, the only nice thing about that experience

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The app is absolutely glorious.

I also had a couple of really horny winners over the weekend.

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Now, AJ, he's going for the record, Eddie.

Yeah, two hundred and twelve tries

is what Ken Irvine's currently.

Keny, Ken.

Keny boy.

Obviously two, two, two, 13 will be the record, right?

I do have a genuine concern

as a rugby league fan.

That the rugby league fan might run on when he equals it

as opposed to when he breaks it.

And it's a genuine rugby league concern.

I think there's a very good.

There's also concern.

I've also heard two tries to get the record

or two tries to equal the record.

Like people are a bit, let's be clear.

We need to get the message right.

One to tie, two to win.

Yeah.

Break, win, whatever.

But two is, you do not go into it.

We need two.

We need two.

Just walk around saying we need two.

We need two tries.

Take the two.

Because also there's a concern about what if he scores

that second and it goes to the video ref

or it's given on field,

you can be sure it'll go to video ref.

The problem is I think that if he gets over

for the second one, regardless of whether it's a try

or not, it's given.

Like I think you just got to give it.

I think whoever sponsors the video ref needs

to just wear one.

Yeah.

We're happy to dislike.

For go the sponsorship, go through to the keeper.

For the game.

No, for the game and for the moment.

What, 52 years, 54 years, 50 something years,

50 in change years, long, bloody time.

The roosters can wear four points

that maybe aren't legitimate

for the sake of the game or rugby league.

Mate, put it this way.

This is how long it's been.

Old man Methuzelah, Wayne Bennett was,

he was in police academy.

How old were Wayne been 53 years ago?

What, 80?

70, 70, 75, something like that.

Like he was pretty, he wasn't young.

No, but he was.

He wasn't old.

He wasn't old.

He wasn't old as Methuzelah.

No, which is what he is now.

Yes.

That's not a shot.

No.

It's just the truth.

No man.

So are we going to waste this moment

and go into the video ref?

I hope not.

I certainly hope not.

Video refs didn't exist when the record started.

Let's go back to your, let's put the video ref away.

Put the video ref away, actually, for the game.

I don't mind that now.

So he's played 243 games of rugby league football professionally.

That's the highest level.

Right, first grade.

211 tries, as you know,

one to tight, two to win.

Two to win, two to win.

He's only 31.

Yeah.

Dude, he's only 31.

It's sickening.

And he's got, he's got, he's got years.

31.

I was just like, you know, doing my

responsible research here, Wikipedia.

And I'm like,

Well, as you and I have talked about.

Okay.

31 in 2026 is what?

In the 70s, you're bloody 21, probably.

Yeah.

Listen, I'm not entirely sure how that works.

I feel like in the 70s, 31s, probably about 50.

But like, I'm saying, if you're 31,

you've got grandkids in the 70s.

Yes.

That's what I'm saying.

No, no, exactly right.

But in 2026, you're a pup.

You're a pup.

You haven't even had kids.

No, you haven't.

He hasn't.

That's what there you go.

But I'm okay.

Now, if we're being, you know,

211 tries in 243 games.

Any what's the averaging of season?

One points.

Something.

One a season.

You haven't said how many seasons.

You've said many games.

I think games.

So he's averaging one point something tries again.

Twenty six games, season.

One, two.

When did he start?

Over 12 seasons.

How many?

Twelve seasons.

How many charts?

Two, eleven.

One to draw.

Two to break.

In certain numbers, like nine a year.

I'm giving you.

I'm giving you.

I want to see what you've got.

Oh, two and a no, like 19.

Point something.

Well, let's just go with 19 because you're obviously.

You've let everyone down here with your numbers.

Well, I'm just you put me on the spot. I'm just gonna go with that. That's what I'm trying. But I'm interested in the start

I don't even want to think about it.

But I mean, okay, so what is it top of 17 and a half? There you go. I said no. Okay, so it's 31

Let's say it goes another four more years or five. It's okay. Let's give him five. Let's round up

Let's give him five more years. Yep. This record is is absolutely unassailable. It's unassailable

It's unassailable, isn't it? It's unassailable. It's completely unassailable and to think that the record will be unassailable

Which means it won't happen again in our lifetime. Yeah, Tom. Yeah.

I don't want them to ruin it with a

Video ref stuff or b

People not to come on the field listen

Obviously there is a genuine concern of people coming on at the wrong time

But if we park that and we hope that people get it right use the boards

He hasn't broken the record yet one to break one to right

Refer to the big strain for when to run. Yeah, they're now equal. Yeah run run just run run

But they think like if they don't I mean this and they're all saying I get it

You've got to you've got to publicly be like

Don't come don't come on the field. Don't run on the field

You know that you have to do that probably some insurance reasons if someone were to well Gordon tell us was like

We know if I was 11 or 12 year old boy like I would have run on and taken. He's tried to take his boots

But now my dad I wouldn't do it. Yeah, it's like

Everyone a big old wink don't run the field

Don't do it and basically it's just covering yourself legally. I would assume that like

You got to run on the field and it's like iconic clubs facing off iconic club

Who's getting like a j going to be doing it for south? There's there's a number of things here Tom that need to be

Put into the full context of the moment

50 something year record. Yep. We'll be unassailable

Against the old enemy book of feuds and that yeah book of feuds and that

But the big one for me and this truly is probably the biggest is that AFL do it

So if we don't do it, we're gonna look like huge pussies and then they just get the moment

It's like they already got the hundred goal thing they've got the thousand goal thing

They've got the all-time record. They're they're charging on the field every hour

They're looking they're looking for

If we don't charge on the field we will not hear the end of it. Yeah, and listen

We're doing everything we can to separate ourselves. We've got Vegas. We've got magic round. We've got more TV viewers

The more TV viewers. We've got a better product generally. Let's let's take let's take their field thing as well

Let's let's take everything you run it you run the as good as your last field rush. Yeah, and it will be us

We'll it'll be us. We'll be last and then never know and we'll think about buddy anymore and the and the and then listen like the cardinal and

Mirtle swamping flooding the field are you kidding me? Yeah, and sure I think in green in the old

Listen, yeah, if you're not on the middle of the new cardinal and Mirtle you think that they'll push Mirtle on the map

But it does Mirtle now it stands up and goes hey look at me. I'm Mirtle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well you think you're a Mirtle

I'm calm. No, I'm yeah. Oh, but you've been shitting on me for a long time or a cardinal

Mirtle. This is their moment. This is their time

And they've had their moments. This is a new this is the freshest moment

I don't think there's going to be some rooster's fans on there as well because it's about the moment

Bigger than rugby league. It's bigger than rugby league and it's certainly bigger than

Robbery's it will sting no for the roosters if it happens and that will be nice

That will be a really nice sort of like

Value add to the situation is AJ swedish guy and rugby league nice guys finish first for a change

Yeah, and then you also go to the rooster fence come on come celebrate with this but there's there's there's things that are out of our control

IA him scoring the choice like AJ. He needs to do that himself right he needs to go out there and he needs to deliver

So it's possible. Well, he knew he there's roles to play

But our role as fans is to

Storm the field right that's the role when he to play and the bunkers role is

Have the night off. Yeah, that's if everyone plays the role. This will be beautiful. This will be a great

This will be a beautiful night at alliance as well because the next game's in like the central coast

But if you could you imagine that's respect sitting there with your kids. Oh, who's got the old-time record

AJ, how have you got any footage of that? It's like I'd rather not show you why dad

Oh, they went up the video ref for 45 minutes

And then no one took to the field it was like it was an absolute shit. Just do we want to be we're able to get prepared

We're getting like commandos. Do we want that to be our legacy? No, that's not that's not our rugby league

Oh, I'm looking for a ship. It's shut up, mate. Have the night off now have the night off

You've made some worst decisions. You know, I mean you fucked up games the best decision you could make is to have the night off

Go make love to your wife like just or your husband or your husband depends who's up there

Depends what you're in there. That's right. And I'm not

No judgment here. So why would they be

Gonna get a nice meal surely the NRL can put them up in a in a nice ritty hotel

Yeah, in a darling harbor or something bowing like that have a nice meal. Well, well, well, well

I mean you could also just have someone come to the door and knock at the time there like maybe you just drop off some food

It's just it's an opportunity for maybe another shoehorn another sponsor in there

There's a meal in things we could do. All I'm saying is don't wreck the moment. They were on the moment

Not for AJ. No, it's a nice bloke. Yeah, it's a good bloke

Duxities school. Do you know that? Yeah, I did know he's ducks to school

You know, he was young Greg Inglas in the in the uh like preseason

Hype video. Yeah channel nine. Did you know that did not so there's like a preseason

There's like a series of these this the hype videos. That's him who's Greg and and Brady

Stuart that is Prince of Brookvale or not a not a big deal, but it's always worth mentioning

Stuart the Prince of Brookvale

And they were like two young kids that played him and then as they're running down the side

Then they morph into like adults and they were pretty cool, huh? And he's written a couple of books

He's written a couple of books and he's in that. Yeah. Well, he's in a complex rugby league

Footballer better than a complex human being and he's too much loving. Yeah

What am I missing here? No, no storm the fucking field. Yeah, storm the fucking field

At all costs at all costs. I don't care if you lose a limb

You won't and if you listen to a digit like if you lose a finger get over it

But like obviously if you lose something more, you know, meaning for like a leg that is probably a problem

Anyway, shout out to AJ. We love you mate. Uh, all the best hope is on the field. Did you see the panties song? Yes. Did you watch it? Yes

It is unbelievable fucking

Um, believe it. It's extraordinary

Can we watch it? Yeah, of course we can um I I loved every second of it

Luky stove first sent it to us

yesterday

Uploaded by a few people the main one being Mikko pants. Let's go hang what's going on. I can't have this all show

I can't

No, you're like you can you can have one you want to do it as far as you can have one or two

There are times I come in and you're fucking tooting away

And then you just we're all we're all you two to wait. We're a lad one. I'm gonna come

No, we're a lad one on this like well, you're always a lad one and I'll never pull you up for one

But you've you've done one in a serious moment. You've backed another one in a second later. I'm like he's just gonna go on all show

That's who knows who knows who you've been on the beans or something last night

I'm ready to cook and beans again. No like the time you came in and cheated in the final the photo. I dope for the final the photo

Yeah, you did though. Yeah, it wasn't doping me. Oh fuck off. That's not dope in the rules

The rules are never stipulated. Oh, yeah, but it's it's it's I can't help if she made bean soup

My mate. You went looking for it. You would have taken her up. Oh, yeah, make bean soup. I've got a big fart off

I wouldn't have told her why you would have said it subtly. I love that bean food soup marinated you know been so listen

But that was good. Look in your soul. You knew you were dapping and that's all that man

People if you don't know what we're talking about during the

Olympic streams that we did a couple of years ago

We um that time and night right middle of the night when you can't everything that time and I you can't everything at that time and I

Was down encounters. We had a can we had a can we had a can we had a can of it was counting out yeah

We were going far for fart on the streams

That's the fight counter was born and then over the entire Olympics who did the most farts

It was fucking come down the fight. Yeah, did Tom came in after a big big

On the bloody bean soup right away, and I was like I've never even heard of bean soup

Yes, it's Croatian. No, I was a Croatian dish

I

Just said I'd never heard of bean soup. I'm not being insensitive. I just never heard of it

You better not be being sensitive and then I knew I knew about it pretty quick when you're up 30 to one

Yeah, no, it was ridiculous. It was it was Lance Armstrong. It was Lai. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was six fucking

Two or three or seven

Yeah, yeah, it was good. It was good stuff. No, I haven't had bean soup. I don't know what it is

Um, but I dare say it won't be the last now

Luki sto said it to us, and then I just DM me go and I go that the guy posted mek panther army

Who I have seen a few times before he's a and I say this respect. I say this in like in the nicest way like

I fucking absolute rugby league dribbler when we and I said that's a celebration right when we talk about Troy

Warner rugby league dribbler mad drag and rugby league dribbler mico panther army

rugby league dribbler

You are as the dribbler mad dog

Is that who's the brave dog brave dog brave dog brave dog

Rugby league dribble up for those you don't know brave dog do your research

But he's a guy that dresses up as brave heart and goes to the dog scans and calls himself brave dog

I love I love it dude

um

But like there's there's a few like you don't I haven't found him from every teen

But this is like my

Pokemon got a catch them all like

I wanted I want to fucking find these amazing people who are just obsessed with their teams that would go above and beyond that would be a funny

Pokemon you geo hybrid we're like you make a you make a game where you've got essentially

Catch them all yeah, you've got these like

Rugby league dribbles rugby league dribbles and

You know, you would you would

I'll play my Troy Warner and you're like will I'm playing?

I'm okay. I'm playing my mico's panther army. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

So anyway, I just stand and I go dude. Can we please collab on this fucking like can you invite us to be a collaborator on this video

It is so fucking funny and so good anyway here it is if you haven't seen it go to our Instagram, but you can hear it now as well

Or watch it on YouTube or watch on YouTube. You're here on YouTube

For this video is amazing

I love the blokes in the background. Yeah

Oh, Bryce is so good. He's right

But they're actually it's actually there's some there's some nice shots. That's great shots

Mico shirt off. That's Mico panther army this shirt off quite

I know

Stormtrooper

I had a pile of rocks dude. Yes

Oh

Great boy great boy great and

Where's that pan they just dragged that down the street. Oh, that's always there

Look at Mico just shirtless in the fucking bar

Oh

Dropping

This is so good

You

There's a rat breakdown

There's a rat breakdown but I'm fucking

Say

You reckon no

I reckon I reckon he's written this

Don't you I don't know it's good

Oh

Nothing AI about the footage Tom. No

This is an AI brother. No, this ain't no way

Oh

We are Westies and we have brought out

This is just not

Like if you're a panther fan you get hyped to fuck up for this song now. Oh, he slots it

He should be playing this at halftime before the game. Yes, dude

When they open the new stadium he should be the fuck you're out there singing 100 percent

Oh, yes

I

The missus I love just sitting there like one

Yes

That's passion baby. That's what I'm talking about. That's passion. That's it's it's it's it's it's community

It's sweet. It's feel good. It's feel good facial piercings. It's mohawk AI feels

A long way away when you're watching a video like that well because you're like how can you mimic that?

No, it's it's just like it just grand it branches yet. That's you want to like grounding. That's that grounds you

It roots you in regularly that that root shot. Yeah in community in roby league

Like that video

There's no way AI has the tools required to nail that video. He doesn't have the vision

It doesn't have it. It doesn't have the the cultural context. It doesn't have the it doesn't have the sensibility

No, it doesn't

You know this and this is what's so good about that's art like that's art

But but art sometimes just pops up, you know yesterday, you know, I was doing

I was just packing boxes and I was getting shit out of a car and then you know

That's that's one second and then a second later

I'm bopping along to mico on the panther army

You know what I mean? Yeah and and bopping you were bopping

Scopes can you go to the comments scopes

God made me laugh

J. Z. Giff the J. Z. Maybe I'm just in fucking place it

but um

Yeah, that's as pure as he gets dude. That's as pure as he gets mico in the panther army. Yeah, how many how many followers does mico in the panther army have

Almost 7000 getting there as he posted a video creator on the panther army video creator. I'm not surprised you got talent

He posted it twice

You're loved to say when we were like oh yeah dude um

Just

collab with this

He just posted again

Good on your mico good on your mico panther army how

Do you get that one on the far right at the blue top?

We're back baby. It's 2026 round one panthers versus broncos

And here's my three reasons why panthers are going to go to suncorp and come away with the cookies

Reason number one

Mitch Kenney

Mitch Kenney is gonna carve up in defense the big hits on the Broncos the way he controls the game out of dummy half

Feeding

I passed

He is the key to panther

Carving up in defense number two comes from my mate Pete now Pete said

This is the first time in five years. We're not having to back up from playing in a grand final great a great

I've a great point for me

At the start of this year because we've had a slow start the last couple of years

And it's time panther started the year really strong. You started strong my hate was spot on the things

The broncos ended pantherous finals run last year and it hurt so much

It hurt

Every panther then

And

And on the shore

Love nothing more than to see the panthers beat the broncos at suncorp in round one

I think that's that look out there to the game and cheer on the white panthers. Let's go

Let's smash these broncos and guys keep it eye out for our film clip the panther on film clip

Which drops next week on Tuesday? I can't wait

And guys

This bloke must have been in fucking mecca for the last five years

Obviously not last year, but even though they had a crack. No, he's made like

And you use like this is this guy's just been living the greatest life you could what's him crawl on please

He's even the greatest life you can possibly get a new package. I get excited

Okay, let's see what's inside the box today

We don't muck around so this was something outside the box for us

In fact, there was weeks of discussion before very very nervous

Hey, mate, how's it going?

What the fuck

Yeah, you can't take these decisions

What is this?

That's a big thought. Look at a thigh on that

Hi boys. Have you ever had a cardboard box and wanted to kick it and see where it lands?

What the dude I love this guy

Falled into it. See everything we do here dream flooring is very professional

We don't muck around so this was something outside the box for us after much thought and much debate

We have our own Kim cutrell mannequin

Oh

A flooring mannequin. I love dude. He's like a good truck and man

Good stuff. Shout to Mick. Good on your med content. Shout out to Mick dude. That's that's he's he's my he's my panta's Pokemon

In news that is probably only gonna affect toblah

Um

Pawn hub has been shut down in Australia

It's devastating

Yes, so as I understand it the eSafety commission

Have have made it that if you want to sign into pawn hub you need to upload like a fucking photo of your license to prove your age

And then the pawn hub people have been like we'll fuck that we're just not making available in Australia

Is it not available? You need to be a member

You needed to make and I saw but no, they're not allowing any of the band, but you know let him make any new accounts

Oh, see you've already got an account. No, I don't I'm just borrowing a friends

Can I say something really who in their fucking right mind is gonna upload a photo of themselves to a pawn saying oh

You know to me on me to fucking have a wink like

That's why they shut that's why they've shut it down

Yeah, I know but like to protect children. I I sort of get it, but I'm like also

Can I can I Tommy tinfoil?

It's just the start of just making it like they're controlling what you can and can't do on the internet

It's like it's the guys of children not being able to watch porn, but now trouble's got upload fucking

My ID you walk it out, but before you know it, it's gonna be like you know you can't get you can't access these websites

Or this isn't safe or like oh

Well, it's it's you know you need talking censorship, mate

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's all in censorship. Is it just porn hub?

Is anyone else affected they all affected? No, so it was the

Canadian company that own it own a few different ones like red tube et cetera

And it's just those websites that have been affected so red tube and porn up is that what you're saying red tube

porn hub you porn and tube eight. They're all gone. So what's left locked out go to the website

What's what's left go to porn hub and see what happens you can still click into it

And see the videos, but then if you want to go watch a video

So you can't watch it you need to make an account

And you can't make accounts anymore

Who the fuck makes a porn account

What psychopath world people that want the premium stuff Tom people you could you used to have to pay didn't you?

You pay for the premium if you like go to click into it it comes up with this warning okay

Or maybe not what the fuck oh, well, that's a year in the review that's a year in review of 2021

Like you know that's get up like gangbang or something like

Let's just see if it works. Yeah, that's let's fucking let's get porn hub gangbang scenes

And see where we're at. You know what I mean. Let's test the waters here. Let's well. Let's let's fucking let's

You know test the rigidity. Yeah, I know see what comes up looks like it still works. Oh, they're back the fuck

You got to click in and then you're hit with this member log in access your porn hub account

Okay, not currently accepting new account registrations in your region. Yeah, right. Okay

So

It's VPN territory. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, exactly. There's an easy way right porn hub is dedicated to developing state of the art security

Feature to protect the community

porn hub is fully

RTA compliant, which means the device which probably a real blah blah blah. So can I ask to blah?

So I'm just trying to lay of the censorship land that we find ourselves in

e safety

Can you like is stuff available? Yes, porn generally. Yes. Yeah, I'm assuming you'd be out of the other point

The band does nothing

Doesn't it do nothing when you VPNs exist anyway, but I'm just saying like if you're if this is under the guise of e safety

Right, which is just I just know but like let's say it's let's it's under the guise of e safety and we don't want we don't want the kiddies watching porn

Yeah

Can they find it on the internet? Yes or no? Yeah, so what's the fucking point of this? I don't know doesn't make any sense

Are you serious? It's performative it seems

it's performative

Also don't parents it's a waste of time parents be a little bit more

culpable or responsible for when the children right, but so like the government doesn't need to fucking be controlling

everything like

Will this well, I mean they don't need to be controlling everything and how okay? Don't give your kids access to shit with the internet

There are phones you can get where they don't have access to the internet

But they can't go on fucking you know like monitor their computer usage

You're gonna find porn at some point if you are a boy between the ages of 10 and fucking 17

It's gonna happen sure you might be seeing a little bit more

Uh

Is this become is this is this become a problem? I don't know

maybe

Is it a problem for young kids and porn we all sort of grown up. I'm just trying to work out what's what's um

Has the landscape change is this is is is this a full-on problem or is this

government intervention time?

It also found that 70% of children have been exposed to online content showing high-impact

Impact violence self-harm citizen material and information on disordered eating and one in three children aged 10 to 17

It seems sexual images of videos online

But dear bit like what okay is that on the rise because I reckon that was I would have seen that

When you are watching Fox tell and a sex scene from a movie came on

Uh Bruce Willis in the color of night or the something like that and had one of them what I saw is dick in that movie

You know what I mean? I was a young kid on like in a

You know hotel room and it was on fox color of night something like that. Check their tapes

And you see Bruce Willis's dick

I'm like whoa

You know I mean and some gratuitous sex scenes monster's ball Halle Berry Billy Bob Thornton

formative they they I think they they probably they fucked apparently they did she want an Oscar for that. Yeah, well

Surely

Just a great film tell you do it

I wonder if we look back and and say that was the

The day they took out poems the day we lost our freedom

Feels like it

Safety it's just I just don't trust anyone. I don't trust anyone

Even you know, why is it easy safety because it's online

So oh safety uh electronic

Just safety it's all about like everything's just like just the guys of it. That's like oh, it's about safety

Okay, all right, sure

Now I'm gonna need an idea to do anything online so you can track every single thing that anyone for me for me. It's like this

It's it's either performative

By the way, we'll say the performative which governments love to do

Well, it was more on drugs like right where you've been

How effective is that being?

Has it been effective or

Ah complete waste if I can time and money, but

It's performative you want to look to be sent to be doing the right thing

This is are you telling me that kids aren't going to be able to find pointers? Are you telling me? That's the point

There's no way dead, but that's just this is ridiculous

But it's performative, but it's almost like I think it's more sinister in terms of well, it's it

Well, it's still like it's the backdoor way to monitor everyone's online. What's either either either?

It's it's either performative with the added bonus of of surveillance or it's all about surveillance

I think it's surveillance with the added bonus of perform like we get you we get it in performatively

Like you want to make a change. No, you don't. No, you don't

Because you're not making you're not making a change

You don't give a because if you did you would be you would realize that this is pointless because any kid is one step ahead of their parents technologically

10 steps exact 15 steps 20 steps and and and even people our age know how to get like is in you the kids are ahead of us

In terms of like no one what's going on, but even we're like yeah VPN

This is a VPN

Apparently, that's what they're doing with all the social media ban and the social media ban again

I'm a little bit more like I can understand why it's super unhealthy for kids to be exposed to social media

I just don't trust that they're the altruistic intentions of

That I certainly think there are many people who are involved in the movement with like getting kids off social media

We like yeah you are people are in it for the right reasons

But I also just think that there's like an opportunity to go. Oh, yeah

We'll just start controlling what everyone's doing

It seems like those the reasons for the social media ban are similar to the

reasons that they banned the porn like in New South Wales they had an inquiry in

2024 into the impacts of harmful porn on mental emotional and physical health

Yeah, and just found that like we're kids having unprecedented access to online

To to all this porn

Um, it's a lot of porn. I will say that can lead to harmful depictions of the treatment of women. I'm

Yeah, and manifest itself in those ways. Yeah, I get all that. I really do

And I can see it I

I just don't

You know my can my concern is that like these things aren't effective changes

That's where I get to and I'm and then like well, you got to

I don't know where I'm at with it though. I know

I'm certainly not providing solutions. Oh, no, no, that's absolutely not all right, but I can I think that

Sometimes I think that a lot that that effort is spent in areas

Where you're like where we're trying to do something

But it's like but it's a waste of energy. It's a waste and it's a waste of time. It feels like the vaping bin

This but yeah, but the vaping bin that's like I mean the

Vase comes across the vase the rise of vapes is like perfectly matched with the fucking

The heavy taxation on cigarettes. Yeah, got so expensive then you just to provide an opportunity for other things to feel the void

To me, it's sort of like I can understand that there's like there's a need

To try and

Shield children from certain things online, right? But there's also a reality of the internet and the way that like you can't that

So like do you remember that bond? I the not the bond I beach one but the the guy in bond. I who ran around

And fucking stab at Westfield Westfield

Then like the I think it was the e-safety commissioner who were Karen whatever name is was like is actually Karen Karen

Maybe um

But it was like, you know if if if Twitter has the footage of that guy getting fuck as the guy got shot and he was dead in bond. I junction

Everyone saw the footage of it

And it was like you can't show that and do do do do and like take it down. You get it fine. It's like

He's the fucking internet like

You can't you people adults are allowed to we could be exposed to like choose what they're gonna go and see

You know what I mean like you can't

I fucking was in bed last night doom scrolling before bed and I saw

Israel getting the lid up and I was like this is a really stressful thing to watch just before you go to bed

Fucking hell, but it's like you're opting into it as an adult what you are choosing to see

I don't know but I'm just control over what you're yeah, but then that's where the that's where the issue comes down

Is it like kids get exposed? Yes

Agreed but so where is the responsibility of the government to step in and go hey

We're gonna we're gonna look after your kids for air like if if everyone cares so much

You should be fucking trying to hide your children from that shit yourself as much as you can

Yeah, again, I went under rotten.com as a 12-year-old and saw some fucked up shit

And it's stay it's it's two girls one cops sort of stuff two girls one cop rotten.com

Seed into me brain forever. So I understand yeah, I've never that is never left my brain some of the shit that I saw on rotten.com

So the they're beheading video. I don't know if you ever that one ever came a question

No, I stayed away from that. I didn't yeah, fucked up. I get there's a need to do some to do something

I saw that at school. Yeah, I saw that in computer class. Yeah, that's not good. It's not good

Not good at all. I don't know. I don't know what the answer is I don't know what the answer is punters do because you're not gonna find it

No, you won't but what we will do is we'll spare a thought and a prayer for our young friend Thomas Tobler

Who?

Zing teas yesterday with these coming across. He's across his desk. It's good that his dick's gonna get a day off though

But it's okay because he has already got a premium account

You got a VPN bud. No, he might even remember years ago. Yeah platinum platinum. What was that stinging you?

I'm a like a hundred bucks. Really? You can't put a cross on it mate. How much of a VPN cost you mate?

VPNs are pretty cheap. They're only like 20 bucks a month. Okay, do any to pay and so I

Forgive my naivety

but

Where are VPNs at now? They pretty quick because they used to be like pretty slow. I've never had a VPN like

They're super quick now when I'm thinking like the old tour days like when you had to like

Shit like that was slow when I was over in Switzerland. We were watching the EPL through Optus sport on my phone

Because I'd like just said that I was in Sydney and then cast it to the TV. It was instant

So we're like we're those times of change. Yeah, they're rapid now. Okay, right. So it's not a problem at all

And who do you use Nord VPN

Shout out to them. Oh, yeah, really good fully what Nord VPN. Well, yeah, well, you've heard of all your VPN needs

Are they sponsors? No, I think they have yeah in the past. We're done. I'd jump Nord VPN. I'd do have yet

corporate dollars just fucking

I don't remember it. I've never used a VPN in my life

Except Nord

Except Nord, which is great

Um, but I would

If I had to but like is there any reason to have to now for what

I think it's filled with it. I know bloody porn up

I don't know what other website could we possibly use

Some of the fucking websites are hilarious

Like why is it the porn porn site name that to be so fucking

X Y XZ XZ XZ XZ XZ XZ XZZ XZ YZX

Was that one?

Then I move back in the day

Fight Spank bank

Uh, Jesus

anyway

Good times and good times good times and did you say over in the NBA the Atlanta Hawks

We're going to have a Magic City night in their game against the Orlando Magic, which is honoring the Magic City Strip Club

in institution at Atlanta, and they were going to do like lemon and pepper flavored wings, which are like on offer at this strip club.

TI is going to perform, was going to perform at halftime, they were going to sell all this merch, and now they've canceled it after all these people came out, and we're like,

we can't be celebrating a strip club at an NBA game. That's like baske it bolder. That is, that is absolutely absurd. That is absurd. That's ridiculous.

How far, how far along did it get before it got canceled? That's ridiculous. They announced it last month. It was meant to happen next week, but they've only canceled it yesterday.

Magic City, how does that get through to the keeper?

Wild. Listen man, things can get through, you know, but I mean, there's part of me that also thinks like, why not?

What was the baske it all team said about that had the strippers, San Fram was the gay guys, had a speak, San Fransiskin, the joiner.

Yeah, there was one where it was like the strippers and they were coming out. Baskeball is one of the all-time.

I haven't seen that in a long time. It's actually one of the all-time great movies. We should watch that again.

I would love to watch that again. I would also love to watch that again.

Let's pick a day where we just go fuck all of them. We just pull up a stump there and watch Baskeball.

I mean to that. I can't wait to do that. When did that come out? 2002?

1999. 1999. 1999. 1998. 1998. That was a movie. That was a movie that was 1999.

That was like, have you, you were cool with the team, Baskeball. That was like open mind, not mind opening.

Because that's, but like when you're a little kid and you see that and you're like, holy fuck.

Oh yeah. This is hilarious. Yeah, yeah. That's good stuff. That's an all-time one.

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Yeah, how'd you go? I lost the top law. Yeah, he'd have any points to get that 1200.

Not very good. Wow, Cody, you suck dude. Long season, dude. No, I know, but that's pretty embarrassing,

right? Long season, man. You suck as well. That's what I'm talking about.

To lose it, I'm coming second. So there's that.

Kaylon Pong are looking like he's going to defect to New Zealand. Any thoughts around that?

Any thoughts, feelings, emotions, Kaylon Pong are looks set to to defect to to to to to to

Zealand. Yes, I my immediate feelings is that we saw this coming a mile away. Yeah,

that his loyalty to the nation has been tested before. Yep.

And shall we say he didn't pass with flying colors. Now, Kaylon's a friend, but that's what

happened. He's a friend. He's a dear friend. But that's what happened. Well, that's what happened.

When the nation came knocking, he didn't answer the door. No. So I think that he's been flying the

colors of New Zealand for some time. And now it's just been ratified is what I'd say to that.

Yeah. Um, crawls big fan of his work. I'm excited to see him in the all blacks.

Oh, I mean, not the all blacks in the New Zealand. Jersey, the key with Jersey. I legitimately am.

I'm happy for him to to represent his father's heritage. I don't know where his mum's from,

but he's dead. Certainly. Kay, where is it that they get? I'm into it. I like it. I've been preparing

myself. I've been prepared. I've known for some time. Again, when the nation knocks on your door

and you don't answer it. Get out. Right next. Send it to me. It's too late. Can't wait for you

to be gone. Because I know about her and I wonder how I bought all the lives. Said that you're

chewing right. It's just a waste of time waste. So good like brother. Yep. All the best.

Your services have been surplus to requirements for some time given you didn't answer the door.

That's my thoughts and feelings. Okay. You'd surely agree. Of course I agree.

I say get out right now. Yeah. It's the end of you on me.

Kay, just while we're talking Australia and Australia school coming up soon,

a lot of people up to see you don't know who Michael Clem is. Fair enough. After I was,

that video pumped me up. So I totally understand why I did it. Okay, great. I tell you what,

just to bow porn, pornography. And bow porn is an act. Yeah. And rotten.com and two

years one cup and all that stuff. Bow all that. I think it's more concerning, more alarming,

more distressing that the next generation, the generation below Tom and I have absolutely

no affinity with the nation whatsoever. Couldn't give a flying fuck about Australian exceptionalism,

Australian greatness, acts of courage in the sporting arena. They don't seem, they seem to

completely unfazed by it all. That's more concerning way than anything.

Well, a lot of them into Australian school, bring back the porn. Bring back porn.

Like these, these are, that's an issue. Wild things. You know what I mean? That's a problem.

He's not now Michael Clem problem. He never have seen. He's no R-rated movies. He never

haven't watched the four by one concerning highly alarming. But like eating about wild things.

Neve Campbell, Denise Richards. Denise, like, that's the bitch saying it's Denise Richards.

It's Neve Campbell. It's Steve Campbell, but it's Denise Richards. And at that point in time,

in the pool, tongue in, that's the hottest. That's the, but that's the hottest scene.

It's like that's, that's making movies at home. No, no, that's cram to the crack. Yeah.

No one's doing that, right? And as a young kid, you need to be exposed to a, to a pretty

graphic lesbian pool scene. Yeah. In a movie mind you. Yeah. Yeah. And you need to get down on your

hands and knees and crawl over to that VCR machine and rewind and play. And yeah, rewind and play.

Oh, shit. Parents are coming down the hall. Yeah. Change the channel. Yeah. Well, rip it out.

Well, if it's a VCA, rip it out. If it's on Fox tell or Ozstar, you pause and turn the TV.

I mean, I'm, I'm talking, I'm talking real McCoy stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean,

how the hell did you rent wild things as a young pup? You know, I mean, that's on your parents at

that point. You go, Dad, yeah, I'm watching Neve Campbell and Denise Richards growl each other out

and scissor in a pool. But like, you rented the fucking video. Yeah. Well, you know, he's got a cup of

you. You've got to know or unless you we've got it for himself. We bought it and the boy's

getting the boy you want. Oh, the boy what? That's what this can most concerning to me. Yeah,

it's just that these kids aren't going to, you know, they're not going to have that. They have to go

and see like a double penetration, aint or gang bang on the internet. Oh, no, it's not a soft

entry. No, it's not. It's not a soft entry. No, I mean, it's straight to heroin. You know,

it's straight to heroin. There's no gateway. Go and have a, go and have a B with your old man

for a certain amount of money. Jesus Christ. It's what the fuck is going on. Fucking big

boo khaki. No, he watched you and stuff. He was until I was well into my late teens. I know,

I mean, the next generation being raised to think that, yeah, you swap your wife with a bull. No,

exactly. Like what? No. What's going on? Like, no, no, no, who's the door? I'm who? What?

No, that's not, that's not how life works. That's not, that's not a real position. That's not

a real position. No, that's not a position anyone does. We were, that takes an athlete. We were

taught, maybe the Olympic Village, we were taught, you go to the pool at night, you know, I mean,

yeah, you're going to see two ladies, you're going to see two tans getting into it. Yeah,

that's what we were taught. Yeah, we were. Yeah, and that's more likely. Well, it was, well,

that's way more likely. You know, never seen it, but you know what I mean? No, I've never seen it,

never even been close. But that's more likely than the, but you hear a bad, then your landlord

coming over and fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I mean, to fix the sink and your misses. Like,

it's, that's not real. No, that's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's just not real.

And so I've actually come around to the e-safety commission. I was 100%

to stand this shit. No, I want kids to be out there looking for DBDs,

but I'll put it in the syllabus. That's right. Hey, everyone, you get your own dark room to

go in and watch wild things. Yeah. As a young boy, it's called the sexual awakening. Well, you

got to boy, you come out of man. That's it. That's the birds and the bees. Then you don't need

this becarkey bull start. No, you don't. Well, you definitely don't. It's too much. It's too,

it's too rich for the blood far too rich, you know, boiling water. Yeah, it's just nice. And

listen, you can work your way up to it if that is your proclivity. But it's, it's certainly too

much to be redlining. Oh, it's too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I say dribble hotline back on.

Cutler dribbles from the dribble hotline. Oh, we back. Oh, we're back, baby. Oh, shit. Yeah,

we back, girl. Okay. We will be back doing these on Mondays, but the most recent Mondays

was well, we forgot slash where Mo was on. We're doing a hundred percent 40. I'd run off. It was

just it was tight, tight timing. I fought tooth and nail for the ticket. That's the ability to

put my fucking branding premiership team and they had 18 errors. And I tried to look up the last

time it happened. And the only result I get is a game in 2016. So that's fucking awesome.

Listen, I get that. I get that. And it's given fuel to the worst round one performance.

The wrong guys have ever had. Yeah. And fuel and fuels at a premium right now. Well, fuel,

is it a premium right now? I paid $2.45 yesterday. Yeah, that's five, which is insane. No,

that isn't like a hundred and seventy bucks to fill up. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. Perfect time to get

raptors. They're thirsty, bitches. Listen, I'm paying for them. Shout out to trade expect by the

way. Unbelievable. I'm going to bunning the other day. Dude, I went to Bunnings the other day,

and I was getting all of my shit. So like Mo is garden utensils, rakes and all the like,

hedge clippers. And just to fucking just to whack it all in the back of the the Raptor,

close it up. It all fit nice. I've been, I've been sent a lot of raptors out there as well.

We all been nodding at each other. Yeah. No, you do. We're the raptor community. We're a tight

knit community. We're a tight knit bunch. And the trade expect community. That's right.

And you see each other and you just little flicker the finger. Little flicker.

That's what that's what the perfect for that. But yeah, dude, I get it. You pay, you

forget your harder money to go and watch your football team play. And then they suck like that.

Like I can understand that that's hard. At an era is not good enough. And it clearly

means you hate your coach. It means you hate your coach. It means you haven't bought in,

and it means that he's under pressure, and it means the breath. Well, it means that pain

harsh is leaving for reasons that he isn't saying. It means that we don't believe pain.

That's exactly right, Tom. I've always been a big and firm believer in the idea that if

you hate your coach, you'll drop the ball. Yep. It's pretty simple. Yep. And that also you do not

take players that they would. That's right. Oh, I'm about to pass the ball. Then I remember

I hate match. And so I throw it forward. Like that's how it works. Yeah. Mr. Tackle, I hate match.

That's how it works. Yeah. All right. You know, buying in pretty simple. That's one.

Tom Eddie. Hey, hi. I'm Sydney, watching the fuck on Bronco's Ponderous game.

You mean? And the Bronco's are playing shit house. Yeah, man. And it's because they're wearing

fucking crew socks. No one, you know what? The game was invented. Rugby League football. We wear

the long socks. I don't care if you have them up. Preferably I'd actually do care. I want them

up. But if they're down, that's fine. But a crew sock on the rugby league field. It's not

fucking training. Anyway, good day. Were they wearing crew socks? Now listen, it's hard for you

and I to be too sock judgmental given we're not wearing any, or at least we're wearing the

smallies. But I didn't even know what a crew sock was until just then. It's like an ankle sock.

Okay, right. That's what I thought it was. You don't do. Well, listen, if that's the case,

that's a disgrace. That's a, that's a, that's a blight on the game. Can we get some footage?

I'm trying to find a photo. Everyone I believe it's not like ankle, but it just comes up a little bit.

So it's like a like there. Like a, yeah, it's, yeah, not too similar. So just like a couple of

inches above your heel. And they were just wearing those trying to find some footage.

I think we've, we've mused about this on the podcast before because Eddie, I think you theorise

that they actually don't wear socks before I remember having this conversation.

Well, I'd theorise back in the day for my memory serves. A lot of people believe that they were

just, they were high socks pulled down. I think I've seen socks. I'm like, they're not the

fucking ridgey digger. Yeah. They're a hybrid. They're rocking. Yeah. Well, like,

kale on likes a low sock, Jake Treboevich likes a low sock. Reese Walsh. Maybe I just,

it's like, why not, why not just give us the full coffee? What are we doing? Is there a reason?

Is it more beneficial to the calves feel freer? I mean, he's wearing, yeah,

see like, look at Adam Reynolds in the background. Like, that's the heart of the sock. That's,

yeah. So they are in coffees. No, they're not, they're, they're, they're, the coffee,

they're not in coffees. Crews. Crews. They're in crewies. So that's a, that's a

ridgey digger on pile. So what's the point of skin? So why don't you make them this sock?

Oh, they're a skin. No, and they're down. Yeah, similar to the Caribbean. The crewies are down.

Yeah. Oh, so the crewies at the bottom, they were in skins at the top. So they're

all wearing crewies are the top of the sock. Why wouldn't you just make every one is

everyone wearing crewies? Yeah. Yeah. And they're just like, oh, that's why they liked,

well, that's why they didn't score a point. Not just a lot.

That's, well, that's seriously revealing. What did they wear in the, in the final last

year, grand final, were they on the crew? Why wouldn't you just make those leg compression

things the socks if you really don't want to, like, what are we doing?

In the, in the footballing world, a lot of players cut holes in the back of their socks,

because they're too tight on the calf. So I imagine this would potentially.

They were, and also like the, the better they'd play, you are the smaller, the shin pads. So

like, some like, we're in like little fucking tick-tacks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But like,

why don't we just make socks in the fit, the, the calf? You know, why, why in 2026, Eddie?

We can make them special shortage. Yeah, in the middle of a petrol shortage.

Would you not make him, you could just make him loose up. They had long white socks in the GF.

Of course they did long. Yeah. There you go. There you go. So they've come in. Someone's come in

and they've said, oh, because we're the B dogs, because we're on the comp, we're going to wear short

socks. Yeah. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. All right. Now we've got a, we've got a, we've got a,

we're strapped for time. So you get to get to about even. Can you please play the Cody Simpson song?

Tobler. Yes, I can. Also, he's already been spotted with a new bird.

Ram. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Well, but a pair of that broke up last year. They've been,

they've been, they've been breaking up for all. I, I don't speak for anyone.

I'm just saying he's been spotted with a new bird. Who? I don't know. I just saw a photo.

Someone DM it to me. Brown had checked out different hot. I mean, nope. Yeah. Like who am I to judge?

She's all right. Okay. You're not glowing in your appraisal.

Oh, American influence. Adelia Clark. That's out of cafe NLA. Yeah. I don't know the fuck that is.

So he's Stole Charms Girl.

Is the I-O-R.

Right. Oh my god.

Yeah, we bought that place. Why you all speak out? Trophies in a case thought that house would be a whole new world.

Just me and Emma, my swimmer gun. Yeah. I stole Charms Girl.

I said, hey, last bit. People run little jokes every time I win. I got gold and a silver at the games as well.

But they don't know what you want. Talking about the story they can sell. Yeah.

I stole Charms Girl.

Then she walked away.

Common with nights stood up on the stand, middle round my neck, middle cold in my hand.

Gold shining on my chest, silver bites. I thought success would keep us close.

Keeper in my life, back home on the sofa, boxes by the door.

Talking very quietly, we don't work anymore. Real estate agent walking through all,

taking photos of the kitchen, taking photos of it all. Yeah.

I stole Charms Girl. I said, hey, last bit. People run little jokes every time I win.

I got gold and a silver at the games as well. But they only want to talk about the story they can sell.

Yeah. Yeah. I stole Charms Girl.

Then she walked away.

That was actually fucking great. Dude, hey, I slapped.

I know I slapped. So why did it stop prematurely?

That there. Did you fade that out? I faded it out because it just repeated the same thing.

Okay. So Tobler made the decision there. That was a creative decision.

How did you fade that out? Just a slow fade. Pretty cool.

Who's the guest coming on tomorrow's nice live stream that we want to

tell you tonight's live stream. The one, the only, the incomparable,

premiership winning half-backed chatty tea. Chad Townsend.

Coming to join us. Big stream guy. Big stream guy. Big stream guy. Pumped to have him on.

Pumped to have on the big stream guy. Love a bit of chatty tea. Anyone got something

I can cut this open with? So join us tonight. Hallowsport Live 750. Yeah. Yeah, exactly right.

Just before kick off, that is Bronco's eels. Who will any team score a point?

I'm expecting points. I'm hoping for him. I'm expecting points.

Anyone helped me with something to open this boxy?

I still chum as girl. I still chum. Dude, actually got thank you, Tobler.

It actually got quite emotional with the real estate agent,

like taking photos of everything, and like, you know what I mean?

Like the boxes were broken up? Well, yeah, because it was all broken up.

Because Cody... Yeah, because Cody's broken up.

Are you sleeping on the couch, boxes by the door? Yeah, talking silently to each other.

I was like, fuck dude, I'm going to get emotional. All right.

All right.

Oh, you're a mongrel. You're a bloody mongrel. We got a box here, punters and dribbles.

What's in the box? As Brad Pitt famously said, in seven.

As Gwyneth Puffer. What's in the box? Seven head lay in a box. All right.

Oh, shit, dude. Okay, this is a bit... Hey, read first.

We've got a bunch of, like, gifts here. Open after reading the letter. Oh, my God.

This is sick. Calm down, buddy. No, mate. Look at the present. Look at all this.

There's... Yeah, there's like heaps of packages and shit.

Dear Tom and Eddie, congratulations on 10 glorious years. Please treat the contents of this box

to the token of appreciation for the podcasts that consistently gets me through.

The monotonous moments of life and for the inevitable lulls that come from each and every episode.

As a fellow 1989, I respect who can very much relate to Tom's pen shot for sports games.

I've been thinking for a little while that this collection of mine might be better off

finding a new home at Alice, Alice Board HQ. Then, having heard Eddie's 90s nostalgia yarns,

this year around Digimon, Mega Drives, Mortal Kombat and the like,

that was all the confirmation I needed. I hope you and all the 90s kids who frequent the studio

get a kick out of this or at the very least enjoy walked down Maryland.

Here's 10 more peat. Holy shit. What's Pete got us? What's Pete got us, dude?

What's Pete got us? Open after reading. So like, is there an order to this?

Yes. This has got two written on it. I was so one, two, three. Yeah, okay.

What do you give us? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.

Oh, Mega Drive. He's giving us a Mega Drive.

Holy shit, I'm just one of them for so long.

Sabo, Sab!

Okay, we've just been sent a Sega Mega Drive.

Oh my God!

Wow!

Oh my God!

Dude, he's got to do it.

No, of course he couldn't save a game.

You had to finish it, Sab!

You could save a game.

No!

You had to finish him on the spot!

It did!

Come on, son!

All right, now, hold on.

Oh, dude, these are Sega games.

I remember the show.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He sent us games.

Dude, Sonic.

Remember Sonic, dude.

He sent us games, dude.

What?

What's he got?

More to come back for sure.

Oh!

Rugby Lee.

Oh!

What?

Oh my God, dude.

Brad Fittler on the front.

Holy shit.

Oh my God.

I didn't even know to...

Dude, look at this pro.

I remember A.A. Sporting.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I hope it worked on this fucking TV.

Well, you can get...

You can get the thing out.

Well, we've made the 64 work, so I sure...

You can get the same tech.

All right, next up.

Oh, this one's Freddy, so I haven't...

Freddy.

Dude, what in the fuck?

Oh my God, dude.

Yes, you got a bag of grain.

Next question.

Next question.

It's done.

It's already done.

It's done.

This is a processional now.

This is a processional.

More to come back for.

More to come back for.

More to come back for.

More to come back for.

More to come back for.

More to come back for.

Procession.

It's just a procession now.

This is a procession now.

This is a name.

Pete.

Patemale Turbo at helisports.com.au.

It's just a procession.

9 NBA Live, 1995.

Dude, I didn't even know there was a rugby league.

I didn't see it at all.

No, I didn't.

1995, dude.

So that's...

Oh, yes!

Edward, take this.

Please enjoy.

Three more games to go, by the way.

Huh?

Surely Sonics number 1.

It's probably Cody.

Surely Sonics on your dude.

Dude, just does that eh.

This should be soiker maybe.

Feet bar.

This could be feet bar.

Feet for 95.

Oh, hector.

So that's sick holy shit

Wow, so they're 30 years old

Still in their box in them dude. This is on

This is unbelievable. This is fucking good Nick great Nick. This is like the greatest gift. We've ever been given

this one for mainly sebor

This could be so it could be could be an old

Whoa PGA tour golf whoa

two two

She's oh my god if it's on the tour it's in the game six courses six courses five tournaments and a skins challenge

Seagrificial seal of quality fuck oh

Mega drive two to make a drop two buddy. Yeah, mostly Tom

If this is California games, I'm gonna fucking flip my dick off. Oh

Oh

It's not it's Shane Warn cricket. What

Dude so this guy's a fucking

Absolute animal and then Shane Warn cricket ball gripping good fun. Get your hands on it

And then have a

Rugby league go what's in here now

Boys along with the mega drive console and the games you'll find the following in this boring bag of pieces

Two standard mega drive controllers two pro mega drive controllers one original Sega power supply plus an extra backup if needed one original

Sega RFTV cable just in case one new mega drive

HDMI adaptor powered by USB one USB-A to USB-C cable for HDMI adapter one random USB-A charger for the HDMI adapter if needed

Admittedly some things are a little dicky as

As is everything that's over 30 years old these days, but I can confirm it all still works specific

Specifically the dicky part is the power port in the mega drive

But I'm very 90's for 90's fashion. There's a workaround if you decide to give it a crack and play some of the games

You'll find some luck by gently plugging the power cable back underneath the console once it's plugged in and having the console sit on top of the power cable

Yeah, hopefully this makes sense

It does and hopefully everyone and hopefully you'll get a bit of fun. I enjoy all the best Pete Pete

Pete's got a grain Pete

Pete's got a grain Pete welcome to the 11. We're gonna the 11. This is the most fucking amazing gift ever

We're gonna the 11 Pete have a got these old controllers

Have a got let me let me hold

Let me hold the old girl there's the red button there

Let me hold the old girl

Like it's been a long time. Can you imagine if some of you are sometimes we just forget to open gifts

You know we just didn't get to this. Oh dude. No, it only arrived this morning

It's been a long time since I've held a see your controller

This is taking me all the way back

Do you reckon it's got Alex the kid on it?

Well, see now the master system had the Alex the kid built into it was the master system

The master system is what I had that was mine. Oh, I had a mega drive and it had

You had a mega drive to I'd a mega Alex the kid built in

Alex I'd mega drive maybe I'd a mega drive one I had the master system Alex the kid built into it

Michael Jackson had a game called moonwalk does not okay, that's fine. We don't need it. We don't know

I was just it was just curious because Alex the kid did come pre-built. Yes, you'll remember

Yes, oh, I famously famously now does he have his full name on here? Is it like a return to sendy here?

Pete right

Pete right welcome to the am right welcome to the 11 Pete whole my days

Well, wow

If I didn't come out with the fucking dream cast it still be with us. I know they fucked everything

I fucked everything up. That's silly dream cast. Oh, we got to go shout out to Pete

That was the cigarettes gift ever. I'm streamed not chatty tea

Well, I'm paid 11 mate. That was just so easy. It's just too. Wait. That's how you do it. That's how you do it

That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Okay. Bye

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