#641 We Don't MISS NITTY the Same

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Next to me is my non-deported co-host what's going on next?

What's up dog? What's up? I'm representing for nitty today dog. I might got my Toronto t-shirt homie. What's up?

She's at least clean the leave. Fuck you die. It's a stain

homie fuck you

I was like starting to look like a real maple leaf

There's these two beds bro the fucking beer stays there or the whiskey and then it takes me two three days to end up dead

You don't know how to drink dude to the bed. No to a bed. Oh, I was like

I'll take this and then someone will be like it'll be lit or I'll spill something

I don't think jerseys are meant for like. Yeah, that's the point. That's what I'm saying. It's fucking it stains them

The only jerseys that I would say qualify like

because the soccer

No, well

Uh, basketball jersey is just a hockey jersey with no sleeves because it's almost the same

So yeah, it's almost the same material. It's half and half. I want to say the most refreshing one is a soccer jerseys

soccer jerseys perfect for

If it's hot for a festival because it's very light

It's made out of that climate cool material that Adidas has

So like you know, I think they're the best and you get to find out, you know

Who you shouldn't be friends with? I see some galaxy fans in there. I don't know if I'm gonna say what's up?

That guy would know which one like feels the best. Yeah, for sure. That's what I mean. They are

Straight up. I remember when you bought that fucking introduced you to check with us. I'll tell you right now. Okay. I'm chilly

Wow

What's up?

We just didn't want yesterday, and I'm still fucking this guy look like cheerleader. I heard you guys you guys film that CVS

Basically, bro, I'm just gonna tell her yo. Just zoom in from CVS dog. Just zoom in

So is she vice president now or what? Huh? She vice president now. You have to take a bite out of the CVS burger

I'm not gonna lie dude. She she just got a nice little promotion good for her. Yeah

Yeah, so shout out to her. She's putting in work. I mean you guys see her

Yeah, she's stalking everything good for her CVS. You're fucking up our show

What is it? Thank you Ray for letting the board's boarding shop bill

But those 50% off your next order or your next purchase they come through dog

You're gonna get those long ass receipts from CDS

Fucking coming clutch dude

That's just it goes based on how much you shop there. That's how much receipts you get like if you go there a lot

I use I always get a lot of receipts because I used to always pick up my grandma's medicine rest or soul and like every time

I type into the number it just comes out a lot of stuff bro like just

Just like a like a whole scarf free vitamins, bro. Yeah

Nice deodorant discount

Also, what is it to my right is the one and only chick glitz himself. What's going on dog?

There was always a deodorant fucking coupon in that bitch, bro, and that receipt always

Yeah, I don't understand bro deodorant like

No, not people nitty doesn't

Oh, yeah, by the way speaking of people shout out to nitty man

Congrats on him. He's currently on the way to the airport taking Singapore airline

I know I'm sorry Emirates Airlines the first class next to Russell Peters going all the way to performing open up for Russell Peters in India

That's pretty fucking

Doing it

Let's try some street food for me dog. Please. I want to see how strong your stomach is

Now but for all though shout out to nitty and also shout out to for him having me on at the comedy store this fucking

That was good. I was good with this I get there and this was like what's up bro. I'm like what's up

He's like, yeah, I'm like, what are you doing here? He's like I went on but I bombed

Yeah

Did you feel like you bombed? Huh?

Did you feel like you bombed? I know what I'm doing wrong. I go and do my set and no one there does their set

Because there's only like 10 people 15 people there. So they're just kind of talking

Ha like nobody was doing their joke. It's more like improv. Yeah, there's more just shit talking and trying to figure it out

I went in there and did my fucking tinful hats jokes set up and it worked, but it's like you can tell I'm like trying

And I'm like landing on my jokes and they're not trying. They're just they're like

Who's up? So what's your name? They're riffing. Yeah, and I should do I but I can't do that. I get up

But see that's the that's the thing though man like I want like there's a difference between that and like people have to

It's not that you have to separate that but people have to have an appreciation for all the forms of it because not every comic is gonna be the same

Like for example like a Joey Diaz doesn't go up there and do crowd work and that looks a legend

His shit. He's gonna tell you a fucking story

And and you're gonna pay attention because of the presence that he has type of shit

So like the thing is I want to say like if you're gonna be doing like a set

I don't even think it's about the content

I think it's just really becomes down to the delivery like you really gotta be like yeah, motherfucker

I'ma get your attention, you know what I mean like it's because it's because it's not like there's motherfuckers out there

Especially in the black comedy circuit that have been doing like their same sets since when these motherfuckers were young

And now they're still doing the set

30 40 years later why because they tell those jokes

Well, the delivery is on point

Ah, it's a good joke people still laugh. They emphasize on the end word

I did I did notice nitty was bus taking some tips out of fucking mr. Russell Peters, but doing the crowd work

Russell Peters likes to pick on people. He's the king of crowd. Yeah, the king's out there of like crowd works

Sometimes he does it so well that it makes you feel like he planted that person out there, right? Yeah, like

He picks up. He was like what you guys from India and then they're right, right?

You know like of course, that's a given, but then he's like what part and then he names it

He's like actually I am. I'm like, bro, how the fuck do you know?

Is he know and it looks like he plans it, but he knows something about every fucking country like let's say he asked you where you from and you say

Whatever other like if I go to Canada and I'm like any Albanians in here. They're gonna be like how the fuck did you know that we are here?

Albanians are some gangsters out there and fucking Canada dog there like I made a few Albanians out there

Like that was the sketchiest scariest person that I've ever bought coke from

Like like this food look like a fucking villain dog. This was biggest fuck Tau's hell if we had a trench code

If we had like a hot ass wife, but like she was all plasticed up and and food this food had a snake on his fucking neck

Oh, it's Albanian for sure. Where is Albania fucking by Russia or something, right?

Yeah, it's out there. They're neighbors or something like that. It's East Europe for sure probably

He had a snake on his fucking neck food and like a undertaker hat and that food literally sold

What is it Jason?

Yeah, Jason in myself the sack then he sat in the show and then nobody wanted to really sit next to that food because he kind of had scared this cane too

You know what I mean? Like who was a presence to all like you could tell that that was the plug dog and like motherfuckers was like, you know what? Just

Let that food be you know, I mean like he was quite the presence dog and then he was there with a couple other Albanian motherfuckers to

Big big is

Yeah, but then I don't think the biggest Albanian person I met though is actually bronzes home. You know big body best

Well, I don't even know who that is, but I've heard of them. I've never seen them. Yeah

That was fucking funny dog like sometimes you need a crash out like that

Like sometimes you need some a crash out like that to spice shit up dog like but it could also get you in a lot of heat

Because like he also got action broncin and some headlines. He probably didn't want to be

And all this other shit, but it's it makes for great content. You're talking about cocaine. I sent Ray the video on your Instagram

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You see what do I howard's going through

What is life is claiming this was a cocaine and she pulled up a sack. Okay, it's a sack look like

At least half a ball, bro

You remember when I had you remember when I came up on that zip and I was walking around it everywhere. That's how big

And all crushed up for his wife is there like yeah, I need to I want to the four of some, but I don't think that's right

He's a co-kid, but I heard it's all lies, bro

This bitch is just lying because she knows that no one's gonna believe her. I don't know

She's also put her put his steps on into it, bro

I mean, I don't really think that she's the one that's this line though because like think about it like

How easy how easy would it be like like like let me let me use this hypothetical if Kobe was beating his wife

How easy would it be if the cops showed up if Kobe was like everything's fine it would have they would have they

I don't think the cops would have been like it's Kobe. He would have hit his wife

You know what I mean?

I don't I live what I need some help

That's his recent wife

This

This is what I'm fucking losing my fucking marriage to this shit

Look look how much cook that is

She pulled out that info

He's a real coke addict. She would have never took the fat, bro

I was gonna run out. Yeah, I'm full. That's a lot

How do you know?

I'm blash trying to get his kids away. No, but

But let's be real though. How come airy bitch that he gets with has a great story like that

Did you hear did you hear what the last one had to say the one that said that this motherfucker during Kobe had the during Kobe had did he party's type of shit?

Dog so the other one the like the one that's done more interviews and this is the one that said

Like according to her like when she was like hey, oh, they're hawk on this videos of like you the other man type of shit

Like and all this stuff and she caught him right like this kind of shit

He threatened to air the whole house out right

And then she like that was the last straw for her to actually come on and say because the cops got involved

But prior to that when they broke up. I'm sorry after that

She did an interview of a blood TV where they were just like okay, like break what happened at the parties during Kobe

This we used to have parties dog like quote-unquote ditty parties out there was there was do those on the table

Yeah, there was coke there was drugs and and then the his first kid the one who got taken away or some shit like that

That what is it he was the one that like they he was in his room and he went to get out there something to eat and the mom asked him like

Yo, what did you see and she was like all this shit on the table and all this I don't know

I think it was one score chick. All right cool. She could be making it up

But when all three of them have something similar to say about you

Okay, how long how long did he go in the in the public eye people was like we yeah, we saw rock boys

Yeah, we this we weren't puffed at each and all of a sudden this she comes out of people like we've been saying that shit for years

All right, I'll give you the benefit of that. Let's say he is the white Howard is a crazy motherfucker

But she's handling it wrong, bro. She's gonna lock up her baby

He's handling it like a black woman

Yeah, and then if you watch the video it looks like she's coked out. I won't point she's like and he's fucking doing coke

Yeah, you know she's not coked out. I mean, she wants all thine. No, you're not gonna do a bump before you go on life, bro

You're like let me do a bump. I gotta I gotta I do get where I do get where you're talking about because if I

Because because if we're really if we're really gonna if we're really gonna keep it 100 bro

Like the moment tps was called

Drug tests would have been issued either on the spot or the next day for both fucking parents

I doubt that the fucking cps showed up is said. Yeah, that's the white Howard. You know what? It's I

Kola. Yeah, you don't be like we'll come back tomorrow. There's no way the seat like because

Foo I've seen cps going up his sausage or not personally myself, but you take that. Thank God, but I've seen

First of all, the scene you're not a stonto. You seen that. Yeah, I've seen that she's taking. I've seen for sure

I've I've had I've had cps show to my door asking about somebody's baby daddy

Like talking about have you seen this dude because it would like dog like you gotta be honest because they're looking for that person because that food

This on fuck those shit to the kid. You don't have to say what you said

But if a cop asked me has that person hit this kid and I've seen them do you snitch?

Bro, that's a kid bro. Oh, right like you see I wonder if it's involving if it's involving if it's involving a kid bro

Like yeah, you have no choice. I would that's what I always say. I know what kind of what kind of

I'll tell you right I'll tell you right now dog like it wasn't it was worse than hitting I'll tell you that, but yeah, they come

And then you gotta just be honest and be like hey bro like you know, I mean like either you see them or or you haven't

Because at that point if I've seen it that means I got to act on it too though. That's what I'm saying too

If I see some shape I hear some kid yeah screaming. I'm like I'll knock on the door

Well if I were here some kid screaming I'll go knock on the door. I'm like, hey kid, okay

Yeah, I don't give a fuck if you could just tell me. Yeah, he full didn't do his homework. I kicked his ass on my eye

I just want to make sure this was okay because it was screaming cuz I used to scream like that's a good

That's the big difference though punish me and fucking I just went over over fucking

No, but yeah, but for that's over fucking like a ass whipping that's uncalled for type shit

Crazy part about the thing the thing about

That tricks me out like when kids be fucking crying dog when they be doing them loud as like when they get spaked is like

They fucking stay like like in the pause like

Like three minutes like

And you're like, bro, what the fuck was dad like

He's like like dog cuz if you stand there with the screen face

Like I'm like, bro like

Let it out for the fucker, bro. They just got their ass kicked

Oh, they haven't they got a fucking

Like you know like they're like I won't be here. I was like a man. It looks better. Yeah, it's my parents got from there for this

I'm like I'm glad that's all I know that's true cuz every parent does last. I'm like

For you to like for my mom listen to my grandma to the day she died. I'm like, I'll scare you

I'm like, bro, she's she'll say I was like man, you can push this old lady down. What the fuck you're scared for

Like you don't mean I'll do it for you

No, I'm like you don't gotta fucking listen to her like that

But like fool imagine us put these things that you did when they were a kid, bro like

Fuck that. I like the ass who and that's why every generation does less dog

I think I saw this I saw this fucking reaction video the other day about a bunch of like teachers that are quitting bro

Teachers from schools that like they are quitting because they like um can't handle the kids

They can't handle the fucking kids dog and it's fucking crazy because like dog like there's no you remember for dog

Like you'll see some teachers. They'll start crying or they'll leave whenever they had enough

You know, I mean like but that's it. You know, I mean like they wouldn't like they really wouldn't quit now

Well, there's teachers quitting at all time high cuz there's just no respect like nobody respects no authority

They all starts at home because they fucking kids don't get whipped no more. That's why thank you dog

Oh, I you have kid you have kids that are fucking five ten years old calling their mama bitch

Oh

Okay, how are you gonna do it mr. No kids? Yeah, okay, like no for real. No, no, no, no, no, nobody be honest

She like that's a very valid thing if if I like let's just say you have a kid and then

Your kid is to fuck you 12 years old. Let me finish. Let me finish and then and then you're like, hey, you know what mess?

I got this one. I fucking D you're not gonna fucking you're not gonna fucking go

You know, I'm taking away the thing the PlayStation, right? And this was like fuck you dad and he tells you

Just throw that thing away

I'm gonna at least pop them in the mouth grow like a nice little fucking

After ten years old, I stopped getting hit cuz my dad was like I really have to hit you to hurt you

And there's no point anymore

There's a point when you really gotta hurt them to really hurt them

And that's what I mean at that age for you just gotta find out what your kids love you take that shit away dog

You take doors away you make them wear the same fucking clothes. There's punishments. You don't have to hit your kid, bro

I love soccer so much my friends are like, but let's be but let's be real maybe but let's be real though

Maybe you just blessed to have a good dad. They kind of waddle way like like you don't have to but like but but the same time

Not that I you know you're usually devil's advocate some little ass fools gotta get hit. There's what

Okay, like like some little foos gotta learn by getting hit dog because sometimes like food

There's someone else getting a bus on that. They just like you like you most of them you can find a way you go to a Walmart

I want to hit that parent that versus kid for like you don't like he but they're like

You're like, let me take off my pants. Let me show you how it's done

But the problem with that is that kids like that because he's been

Allowed to act like that for fuckers because he didn't get what bro

You don't have to walk on from the beginning. I did had to do it to me

You know how many game boys my mom broke in front of me. That's stopped it out, bro

Stop stop that bitch in front of my face, bro. That's the punishment. That's she didn't do nothing to me

I'm still a bad kid put it away without breaking it

But I tell you what when she with my ass. I listened

Yeah, that's it. That's just spoke those languages

Like I said, there's an age where whipping ass. Don't really fuck somebody. Let's people in the chat room

chime in with what you're saying or we'll chime in what we're saying. I'm gonna try to read some of them

Some joey says my first time getting high my dad slapped a shit out of me. It's that's for my no money. Why not laughing my ass up

And did you stop?

I don't know what you're saying. It doesn't really work, bro. You're just pissing your kids off and they go in the room and they're like

Why don't you hit bro? No, it's been the fucking talk to him be like yo, this one

Play me simple. It's been scientifically research that hitting your children is

Only causes negative after effects. It does all it does

Science, yeah, when they're little I understand like when I'm a little slap

But once they don't do it

Hit a kid, bro. Well, you're gonna hit a 13 year old. Oh, you're gonna

You really gotta hurt it. So if you I mean that's what I'm saying like at that point like at that point

It's like a fool like if I have to fuck you up because you like I'm the end is in your 13 dog like I'm gonna have to do some extreme measures

Like you know me like like like like

Dots and you asked the bootcamp. Yeah, like we go that's okay. They're gonna that's extreme because that's extreme

But kicking your kids ass is it bro? They're gonna get even they're gonna get be even worse

There's gonna be even worse at bootcamp. They're gonna beat down mentally

That's worse

Science it like hitting your okay, like let's say your daughter sneaks out hitting her ain't gonna do shit

How about you take that shit did help my for my friends wife dog. I'll tell you that much

That's full that that I remember I remember to this day food. That's what she showed she oh zero

Yeah, one kid

But but look look look look your daughter sneaks out. Okay, you're gonna hit her right she's 13-14

No, you shouldn't you there's literally other consequences take the doorway. You want to sneak out? You have no fucking privacy

Oh, you want to sneak out your thing your little slut you get to wear the same as every day for the whole week now

That's me who wants to sleep with someone wearing the same outfit every fucking day when I pick you up and drop you off

There we go that teaches them to stop fucking with me instead of hitting them hitting them is a one-time deal

So I don't know bro like like I tell you right now dog like

The way she the way the way the homegirl was so comfortable sneaking out and the way she was planning out because she had a sister too

You know what I mean? I was like the way she was like sneaking out. They're planning it out going going my friend like at that young age

I want to say that as being stopped there from being a hoe

You know what I mean like for real dog she learned like I want to say like

her dad fucking like and her mom fucked her up so like they didn't fucking cripple her bro

But

She has some she has some scene chossel dog

Because not only in the broad scenes not only not only because like they found out like it wasn't the first time

They they found out they found out y'all are fifth time that she had been fucking going into it like they were waiting back when she came back

I've been like in the dark food. It wasn't

Yeah

Like but like I don't know but like I said like some like what you call like a silver tiki when I see a lot of

Edgers out there doing stupid as shit, bro

And they're like you know like the little fucking bad bunny hairs and all that shit like those kind of Edgers

Food like like I honestly say like

That's just felt all the parenting dog and that part of that parenting sometimes

Maybe having a dad to fucking humble your ass and and fucking let you know like you ain't about to walk around like

This is the internet in real life homie

You know what I mean like I got to teach you that if I don't correct you right here

Somebody else is gonna correct you and that other person's not gonna think twice about taking your life for correcting your wife

Like a moment like I feel like you I feel like when you get humbled like that as a kid

You think twice about testing motherfuckers

And if you kind of fucking you like I feel like it stops you

It makes you think about picking your battles dog

And not only does it fucking discipline you in a different way

But I want to say the most important thing is like you're like I don't know bro

Like I'm before I embark on this. I know how hard it is to get hit

So I was gonna tell you there's moments where I do agree

Like what I've seen like a dad beat his kid up because he joined the gang

Perfect bro. You think you're big and bad. All right, but that's a little bit with your dad

Moments like that but we got recorded

Oh

So some dad finds out his kids trying to be a game banger and he's like all you want a game bank

And he squares up on him like this what it means to be a game banger and he kicks his kids ass

That's a moment where I understand because your kids trying to be like bad and because you got bad grades

You're gonna kick you're gonna pull out the scene show. Okay. Not the book is asked purple

It has to it has to be justified. I'm saying like the game banger. All right, let's go

I'll show you what I mean yeah, I'll tell you that much like that shit

They'd also like that like that helped

For like my brother-in-law that was a very like that was pretty successful. I think he's very successful

You know this food. He's oh he's told me the job. Yeah, yeah, like he's pretty successful

And I and my lady has told me the story where like a dad got whipped that that was trying to be for the streets

For he's talks about this but he's like he fucking god dog

And I want to say that that's who fucking learn to walk the line brook real fucking quick because of that and he's

I'll tell you right now dog that that was a very good decision because that like I said I consider that was successful

And I'm like yeah, bro like you're doing it big like you know

I mean like you're out here like that's

Sometimes that as beating save your life. Oh, I agree. No, no, especially more

But I was thinking more like with like they're younger but like if we could like the three year like you all drops the milk

I'm not gonna pack them out

I forget where I forget you guys fucking living for I didn't do none of the game banging shit bro

I like I did like I control for stupid shit like getting a late to class

That's what I'm saying like you're getting beating your kids up for that. I was around racing

But if you're tagging you for selling drugs. Yeah, kick that fool's ass, bro

If you're doing grown man shit, you gotta get treat like grown man

But I'm talking like grades or I would like stupid shit where I'd get home

I had a curfew and I get home two hours later because I was a bitch like I think I'm really experienced like I think I'm really feeling

Quarto yeah, I got work in my great

Hey, I didn't because I didn't want the dog. You're gonna kick them all like you like you make you think like wrong

I was a good kid, bro. I didn't know fucking stupid shit where I was like I mean

You were sheltered bro. Yeah, you were a scared kid

But it was yeah, you were you were sheltered enough for you to know when it wasn't or when you could

It couldn't be scared dog like if you grew up in a place surrounded by adversity like you learned

By the hard way like you're like somebody can tell you don't go over there, but you're gonna learn when you go over there

Hey, that shit's hot. Yeah. Oh shit. You're right. It's hot, you know

That's how you learn dog. No, I learned that's how I learned I just said don't let's how like okay. Oh

You don't know why it's up. You don't know why Joey

My dad just fucking man's looking up me

Joey put in the chair and says when you raise a man you have to get

If not, they're gonna get walked on by others. There you go. See that's some that's some like you like

Like I'm not gonna say that you have like I said for everything. Hey, he can you pass the quote away

But I'm like if something like that like like for my father and I'm doing that to my brother and all type of shit

That like that to me is like just a file boy and that's the way that you

You you correct the line and a young man because otherwise if that foot thinks to get that over on you dog

And he doesn't respect the man that raised him or the man who gave you life

Then who the fuck is he gonna respect dog? And then when it's time to get humbled and you're gonna realize that there's other people

You gotta respect you gotta get walked on by others dog. I forgot. I know my bad

I dig in my ass kick when I was a little older, but my dad. I bet I bet you dirty

Yeah, I told that for I didn't wear a condom and I went

I told I put in one of her condom that I went in. Why would you tell your dad?

Yeah, man, he's like it didn't he can not get away from the whole and he's

I thought you know what it is is how many times you're gonna repeat yourself

That's what it is if I told you 50,000 times and you fucking don't listen, guess what next step

Somebody said

And there's nothing else to eat you deserve to get your ass kicked for not taking that to say

No, it's gonna go if that's gotta be hungry because your dumb ass fucked up, bro

And a little fucking backhand

I even got a futaso but a backhand and bro like who because when you ever forget the chicken out the freezer

She knows that like she has to hit you right now because she knows that like if your dad goes down to about a kid

Your dad's gonna hear your dad's gonna pass it on the

That's gonna. I'm like before you hit me go look at Junior's cheek

I already handled that don't hit me

I put a poll

Putasos 88% yes, am I feel bad for all you guys

You guys hear this I'll give you all these numbers and their IG's go ahead my kids don't go

My kid do that. I was like fucking herself. You hear this

I'm gonna give you all this

I'm saving the children dog

I put anybody fucking nobody nobody's being MC know you're like that's fucking like killing the children dog

What are you gonna eat the kids next we fucking saving the children for being a game banger if you beat them up so bad now you kill them dog

Okay, you know next

But I'm like Tyson away like you're not gonna be like a food like not gonna ground like your money grab the home

Damn

That is so crazy shit

I thought it was like a skit you told me that was for real for real yeah, all right, so everybody doesn't know

What is it?

Was the skit that we're not talking about this is real life. There's a video of

He's a com he does stand up, but he what is he does? I met him. Yeah, he does like videos and you guys you know

He'll open up for like we'll hold or host for George Perez. He has a show with Martin Rizzle. I think it

Kovina this week if anybody wants to go check it out and ask him a person about you

But I saw the video. I saw the video

Because he does kids like that he does like he does funny. I like his kids. He's does like uber full

Yeah, so that so that so there's a girl and then she's like she's at a bar

You know, this is all people do they're like, you know, like we could be at a bar and I'll be right here

Like yeah, just right here drinking and we're chilling and then like you come around you like oh shit. I'm talking to the chat

So this fool's like trying to talk to the fucking girl and

Like they're talking on the floor. Yeah, they're trying to flirt and he's like trying to touch her and like

Like he fucking just like tries to fucking grab her by the system style

Yeah, but like he tries to play it off like he's playing and the girls like I don't even know you that way

Oh, like to even like I'm not feeling you like that tampoco, you know what I mean? And like

She's like she kind of like back the way and then he tries to go for it again

Then like she kind of plays it off and then she because she's not trying to make it awkward because

Sure enough like five minutes later this foot goes into her chat. She was like man, fuck this bitch

He's like, he's like she's a lame

Uh, what is it? I make better content than her to her channel dog and then she fucking starts telling him she was like man

Fuck this fool. He's mad because I rejected him and this isn't that yeah dog

It's like one of those things dog. I tagged Martin Rizzo in the comments

Not he didn't try to grab her by the neck. There's video of it fool either. Yeah, I saw the video

I mean, I mean unless you want to call that her

Where is a video so I can find it?

Community

What do you if this is a neck? What do you call it this?

That's

It's great. I thought yeah, it might be

Oh, there is it could be fake beep bro. Yeah, let's go. No system being some fucking Adam 16. Yeah, it could be some Adam 16

Yeah, I mean, it could be something like that bro, but like, but like let's let's be honest though, bro

I feel like in this in this time

I'm not gonna fucking be playing around with bitches like that bro. That's true, bro

I didn't funny that counts. Yeah. Yeah, like like he was on a sick one. Yeah, they look like it

Oh, here it is

It's like multiple videos, but this is the first one. Yeah, I'm gonna scroll to the

And

This is fine, bro, look at her

Oh, but I don't think she liked it, but she's also like at that point

Yeah, okay, but you could tell she's getting kind of awkward because it's obviously the chance looking at this

She's like, I'm not trying to pose and I'm a danger anything. Oh, she has an audience obviously. He looks like he's a scary for like

Everybody bigger than he was scary to you

That's what looks lit. That's what it's lit

Yeah, but you'll be picking up you'll be trying to pick up

You know

This should look like money

Oh, man, this was on camera. You know what? I think I could settle at a court for a nice dollar

Hey, but especially if you have money, bro

You're a baller. You can't be doing those things especially with the camera. It's pretty talk shit

Got the yellow eyes

I make way more better

I heard that

Yeah, she went in she went in on her page. I seen it. Yeah, she kind of she kind of gave context like she put this weird old

Try grabbing me and then people in the chat. This they're reacting to it. They're like

Yeah, I hope it's all clouds. I hope it's skip bullshit. I hope it's all fake

So cold cloud that fucking part right there dog even if it is on some skid bullshit

You don't think it's corny as fun that this is the kind of level and it's accepted for people to be like

Oh, this is what it takes to fucking get clout

Hey, by the way, because somebody gets the doors for the clean issues

Yeah, what is it like to what is it to get clout bro? It's to get valid it. It's like what happened to fucking talent

You know what I mean like I used to be a take a lot of fucking talent for you to get some kind of recognition

Now motherfuckers would be like you know what right now

Well, fuck is we'll start a fire over there Xavier and then in the middle of it

We'll kick the log under and then we'll be like where does fire come from fire breaks out of the building

We've almost do some property damage, but we go viral like that's so stupid

I'm not gonna be as we're talking

You're right that's what it did that is how many of you is billions millions

Like like it's like if I were to tell you that you're gonna repost it

It's like if I were to it's like if I were to tell you like a fool like

Right now when you get up to go to the bathroom like flows behind you

You're gonna push the camera and then you're gonna drop it and then you're gonna be like my bad

I'm be like food I told you not to fuck up and I get up and I pretend to start sucking you like and we skate that like food

That's just so stupid like to fucking do some shit like that because it's like

It's very click me, but it's just like fuck well people's attention. It's bad. It's so fucking store, bro

That just talent is not where it's talking. There's no fucking talent, bro talking about that

I don't know if you saw and it was funny because we just

We just talked about him not too long go Chloe Kardashian

I'm gonna pinchy Lamar Odom. I guess he's got a Netflix documentary coming out about his whole fucking

Spiel that happened over there at the at the time. Yeah, he died. Yeah, and I guess he has a whole documentary

I guess everyone's talking about it. Chloe's fine talking. He's talking about it. And I mean Chloe

Chloe's like the one that she's like the ugly ducky and they got fine. Well, you know that dumb bitch

Yeah, thanks to money and fucking plastic surgeons. You know that dumb bitch got a tattoo of her dad. That says daddy

On as a tramp stamp. Yes, a tattoo of OJ of her dad

Oh

It's just as daddy on the back. It was number 32. Yeah, I see

Now but yeah, so what he has a just as daddy. Yeah, I guess when her dad died she got a

Tramp stop saying daddy to remember like for her dad and she ended up gonna cover it up

But it's like yeah, why would you get a tram stamp saying daddy for your dad? Oh the abuse

They're full. You're right. They are kind of John Luminati, bro. They are

Maybe because she got hit

She didn't have a black dad. That's what happened when you hit your kids though. Don't hit your kids

That's what happens with lepegas Bogusto fool

You know what I mean like your kids not a punching bag

But like if you if your kids out here being a silver tooth aid in

Gonna have to fucking put the scene show out sometime, you know

That's in child's dog. I don't know why I can see your kid on a leash on the

Hell no

Chippen dog he's going to school

Fucking you know a private Japanese fucking out here dog where he learns real fucking. Are you sure it's not about Gary?

Yeah

A Japanese private school. Yeah dog

And it's not too far from here. It's in k-town. That's what stays probably in k-town

Holy Salvadorian there and it's a house

Like this is my project

That's what you make your volcano. I heard what the fuck you want to if I want my to have manners

I have a feeling like I have a feeling when he's on

Finally, it's gonna have a kid

She's just gonna be so happy. She's gonna let this full pick everything. She name

The color of the room just cuz she's so happy that she that she's gonna be like he's on whatever

He's gonna be like we're gonna paint this yellow for Pikachu

And she's gonna be like okay

You mean they're trying to name him. We're gonna name him on blah blah blah. She's like no food. Don't like I don't know

Like I've looked into like what like does psychological things like I don't know

So like really look into like what it takes to raise a kid and like especially like the most crucial parts is like when they're actually very

Fucking little their mind is developing

So if you don't really have those like have you don't really like implement these like habits when they're young bro

like

It's it's I don't know bro. It's patience is a virtue. Yeah, like it's but then it's it's also knowledge

Just like bro you have to know how to go about it because it's like bro if your brain

It's like having a muscle it. It's primed on like you can make this shit like fucking like

Like solid bro like this foot could be proper or he could not it just depends bro, you know what I mean like

And that's read that's completely up to you like there's ways of teaching and then there's ways of fucking it up

So it's just I don't know. I feel like I feel like me be whenever it's my time to become a parent

I feel like mentally. I'm already ahead, you know what I mean because I'm not I would it would just be able to snap on like

There'd be it's like a pair of shoes that I ain't ever worn in the back of my head and I was gonna tell you that right now

I'm just gonna put them be like damn. I guess it's time to put these on all right and they'd be like damn

I feel like I broke these in I didn't even have to break these in because it's like I've just known like I've picked up

So much game and seen and from other people and people that I consider like then that's a great dad damn

This is something I wouldn't do damn this is that cuz like I kind of acknowledged that, you know

You want to write you want to you want to write the wrongs?

And everybody who has immigrant parents the wrongs your parents did not they're not to blame

It just didn't know any better so like

Yeah, it's certain things so like at the end of the day, bro

And it's your turn to become a parent dog like you what you want to do is

You kind of want to write your parents wrongs dog so like if you if you don't really know how to do that then

I don't know what the fuck you've been doing

I did just do the whole life dog because you could pick those up real quick and it's not that hard to fix that shit

Was that a skit that stupid uh

Crit Mac

The the giant or whatever that guy's name

Yeah, but you know, it wasn't a part of the skit grabbing your ass right that was not acceptable bro except

I know Adam

Yeah, bro because he told them he was like what was up with you grab my wife like he was like that wasn't a part of the

We let other guys grab your wife

Yeah, but like she like she wants to get grabbed by those fucking

I don't think it is not this gorilla. I don't I don't think I don't know fucking big ass fool

I don't I don't think he's a human being Xavier

I meant by like just big fools. She likes big ass fools

I like that. I like to make it right every time they ask that really it's like man fuck

What happened with something about tranny shit? Oh

Because that food

Neon called the fucking the ogre bitch. What's your name? You know what I'm talking about the one Ryan Garcia talked

Rock lockers

That fat ass ugly bitch

And then he's like he told crib mac like hey man. I'm gonna hook you up with this chick. You want to talk to her?

She was talking there then he just like he started hollering and then

He found out that that was a tragedy or whatever written and I forgot all man. He's a man fuck me on

Oh, I thought there was something actually something came out that he was with some dude about the girl

No, I don't know sometimes it's

Sometimes I get something it's hard man

Sometimes they're shooting drama that or shooting entertainment that I'll just be like ah this is worth my watch

It's something I'd be like this is just some ghetto ass shit. I don't need to watch this

A lot of things are ghetto actually

That's what I'm saying it depends on what some fucking show where I'm like, why am I wasting my time?

I don't like end of it then some days

I'll just watch documentaries

It sucks like it caught up in some fucking stew like like that like half a house

These aren't even cool like bro. I want to say it's been the last four months

There hasn't been nothing in the fucking theater that makes me want to be like eh

Let me fucking check it out toy story 5's gonna come out soon man to go watch it

Maybe like at home because like that you it's hard it's gonna be a hard to get a good fucking seat true

And they go man. Hey special. No, I haven't um I haven't really fucking seen and I'm just like man

Even the fucking quality of music is cuz around this time. It's um

Indie film festival seasons. Oh all that shit

You're gonna have to see it in a film festival or some theater that you don't regularly go to that's not sponsored or endorsed by AMC

landmark and all those bullshit. Is it true that at the Sundance film festival

Like there's no like heard it. It's like certain rules or certain like there's like one certain rule that you have to like follow in there

Like I think it's like no phones

Uh, you have to be a certain age or some shit

Probably an age. Yeah, for sure. I mean dude people who go there they pay money a lot of good fucking money to be their song

You know

You didn't watch that click a movie

Yeah

I don't know was it good you watch movies. I thought it would be one of the ones you'd want at least artisan

Okay, no disrespect dog like but it's like

How many movies it might gonna watch of like this the same thing hustle and flow was I mean like not a pimp

I know but I say it's like the same thing we try to be stars man, you know, I mean it's just like fog, bro

Like you know what there's too many stars bro. Let's try to be mechanics. Let's try to be fucking

Let's tell the story of a heroic doctor. Give me another hot cheeto movie, you know, I mean like that. I know we don't need that

There's not 20 hot cheeto foos out there, but for me to hear the same story again

Like I don't know like it's kind of like it's kind of like when I see another Sean Hulu

There has a whole castle Latinos. We're gonna save the taco shop. There's a lot of movies are right now

I mean, I guess it's like the black guys in the barbershops

We're at barbershop eight now ice cubes got to be dead at this point

Like

Citrix homie died like how many fucking

Barbershop are we good at black people gonna get

They're a good thing has to come to an end when you keep something going forever. It's not gonna be good no more

I don't want to do that's why it's hard for me to watch movies someone really had scream seven

Bro, I haven't been to the movie theater for like ten years. I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be people in the chat room are saying

It's good, but then again

You got a like he had a like fucking horror movies to like that and that's one of them

Oh, that's one of the originals and the reason they're going on the way to save it in my opinion is because all the other ones

I saw the same shit throw the devil in there throw a couple of Santeria beats. We got a movie like a

Fucking like it like that's not like that's not the recipe like to a fucking good movie like before

There's some of the fucker in a ghost mass cat people really wanting to really thinking that there's killers out there like that

People saw Michael Myers people are like they are mine. I never seen a monster like that. Another fellow in Freddy Krueger

Like all the those are original fucking creations

Texas chainsaw the jacksaw massacre. That's why those fools get goaded

They become the messies of the fucking horror world and they're becoming that there's like the top 10

But like all these new fucking movies like that one of that stupid robot bitch like just turn it off

Like that's just not original like

Megan whatever the fuck her name. Yeah, Megan. Yeah, Megan. Xavier. I want to just falter. Yeah, fuck sure

Never mind. I've never seen me. Here's a list of movies in the past four months real quick

Pompeii below the clouds didn't die war machine

Dolly

Protector

Heal

Vladimir the bride

Andres immediate hoppers that just came out recently from Pixar

Undercard and epic Elvis Presley and concert which you should watch that I probably was gonna

I was thinking about watching this week, but that's a concert, bro. It's like I don't really feel you know

It's like when you but you get to see like footage that like honestly nobody has except that guy who made the movie

It's very intimate you get to see Elvis

It's beyond his prime. It's like it's like it's like it's like a raywood or make a documentary after I die, bro

You have so much fucking he's that so much b-roll. Yeah, so much heat

Yeah, you want to see a pito and fucking 4k. Go fucking watch that movie. He's singing

He's a pito. Xavier. I don't care. You ever heard about separating the art from the artist

So are we gonna still like our Kelly you got separating the art from the artist

You should be more mad at the files dog. I am at the files, bro. Everybody on the

What's what I'm trying to say is that if Elvis would have been alive

They'd be on the fucking files Xavier

Great come back great comedian terrible gambler separated the art from the artist. I'm a break-even gambler even chick

Let's go. What do you think comes with this art? Huh? Because art art like good artsy people aren't normal people

There's always something wrong with that person

There's there to be weird and being a fucking pito dog don't touch kids. Okay, but what else?

There's other things that makes you weird and makes you very good artsy. I don't care. Even killers. Even killers have good art

Yeah, not just to find killers either. I like if you do are I'm not gonna buy a piece of art if you kill people

Like I'm not gonna go buy a piece of art if you were if you're literally a serial killer

Or if you bought it before you knew he was a

That's different piece of shit guy crazy, but he's made some incredible last music that even I don't like too much

He's it's still incredible last fucking music, man. I'm kind of right

Not a lot about

He's the one over here that started to do shit and now everyone's like fuck the Jews. Yeah

But guess what I came with it the negative fucking connotations that came with that shit

And that's kind of fucked up for people who are actually

Non-signing this Jews you very big difference between you being a piece of the very big dreams you being a

Shade card. It's ex-gees Paul. There's a big dream. You're being a piece of shit and

touching someone who's not a baby. Well, we're talking. Well, I was just bringing up yay

Elvis different store different times X-Avery you know, we don't condone it. It's still

You have a grandpa. Yeah, my grandma was a bitch

I

I'm wondering I'm wondering other people like how the fucking like it's like you can't be mad at like a dead

It's like you think black people fucking they're like you know what fuck George Washington already. Yeah, it's leaves

They don't give a fuck. All right, I don't need had or not, but I'm saying like you like it's like with somebody like it like it like let's say like Elvis, right?

It's like fool. I know there's a lot of Mexican ass fools in the chat room right now and I know that when your grandpa got your grandma

She was probably like 14 your grandpa was probably 25 or some shit like that

Oh, I mean, so that was back like a lot, but even then but

You fucking go okay, okay, okay, since you don't care you

I don't care, but I'm saying like like it's like fool like it like it's like it's

As Hispanics in Mexico at 15. You're already getting married

So you guys cool. That's PM SPMA if I put not when I say we're no one saying that we're cool

I'm just saying it's that's part of life

That's like

You're giving his family money exaggerate USA you use AI build by pieces of shit

Come on

My mom was 14 when she had my brother and my dad was 23 you think that was gonna be like you know what?

Xavier is right folk my dad. He's he's no better than them. Yeah, but yeah, I should just kill my dad

A lot stupid logic that you want to forget, but your dad isn't Elvis Presley. You don't go to Vegas and so that doesn't think that's the first 14-year-old

He touched the one he married to her

Well, he is the king the king of doing that shit

It's just like

Is this like you try preaching this shit somewhere somewhere down in Mexico all the fucking people are channels and people are gonna be like

We're gonna go away. They're just like you know

They're gonna be like through you Epstein that'll make us in a cool way that just gonna be like

I married you're my grandma whenever this and they get they're literally they might kill you a lot of latino older folks are fucking pervy dog

My dad I know but it's 18 and over

That little dog is that simple 18 and over dog. I don't care. How I don't care. There's no excuse

You guys hey kids and you guys are okay with Elvis is getting weird here. No, are you sure about your dad?

I love his music not impersonally as a father of sort

We're just saying art can be

Taking away from the bad thing as well. Can we put a poll right now

Can we really separate interpainted some dope ass paintings?

Germany look like before

If I was a fan of German architecture like it like some people are their historians

They'd be like why do you have that in your collection be like well my historian I fucking collect all the shit from this time era like it's like

Is that person wrong for fucking doing that like I don't I don't know

I don't know if that thing is just like if it's made before that who took took a fucking what it was

Became what the duty was and he was in art school like what the fuck dog

It's technically a part of history at the same time and it's just like you can't you can't be like hey, bro

This somebody's gonna get it. You know, it's crazy. I could see you buying like I wouldn't buy I wouldn't buy nothing

I could see you buying like the Hitler mug and drinking out. It doesn't separate. It doesn't separate like the fact that

The true artists that the true art the true art of collector that bought that wasn't gonna see it and be like damn that

I have to have that you know what I mean like this is there's just some people out there like that

And I just think I don't know I think you stress yourself out over try to cancel and be mad at everybody like I don't have that much

Time fool. I don't want to be mad at the whole world beginning on my book

But this is happening listen if I don't have it in front of me like I hear a dog crying outside

And I see somebody kicking a dog

This is my chance to action to make a difference in the world

The shit out of that person but me seeing all this shit and you say you know what Elvis married this chick

I don't fucking care, bro. It doesn't affect me. I still have rent to pay the next month

I still got shit to fucking do if I see something wrong going on in front of me my turn to fucking jump into action

But until then I'm not gonna go piss on Elvis's grave. I don't fucking know. I don't I really don't fucking care

Keeklitz you enjoy living in this country

Yes, sir. No, no, I'm ready to I'm ready to get out. Okay. He's on you enjoy living in this country overall overall

Yeah, I love it. I love America Xavier same question. I rest my case

That's why that's why I'm not over here trying to fucking like I

Wonder I'm already angry enough that like if I was like XG and just being too

Conspiracy of the time for I'd be like Ted Gizinski every I'd be like you know when I'm writing a letter to everybody

Xavier here's a fucking bomb in your house just because

Just want to Sam Tripney's house

Who would like you know, I mean here's one of Alex fucking Jones

I would like there's some people that would just get that angry like that fucking Rihanna bitch the shot up her house

That's crazy. I'm fucking delusional. Do you gotta be a while? Yeah, I mean that's crazy

You see this shit you go as you see nurse, but she thought they were like friends

She was making videos saying Rihanna stop doing this. I don't like you like literally. That's a skit so she's good so

Food the videos the videos is crazy shit where she's like the devil is with Rihanna and they don't like me getting they don't like me getting money

So so they want they're just hating on me

You know who she you know who she sounds like

Remember that fool fool's gone wild used to post doctor fool

My name is Martin and if you take this and you eat and he used to eat raw meat and he used like he's his name was doctor

Pull up a picture of him

He like they have and honestly like that fool

I don't know what happened to that fool because he just went off the radar

But if you post up a picture of of doctor fool people know, but this will used to make crazy fucking videos online about

Just crazy conspiracies and just say it's the most rambling shit. What do you want papers?

Yeah, but the most rambling shit like I'm like I don't know people in the chat with do you remember doctor fool?

It's nice. He would be he would get a mad. He'd be like my name is Martin

We live in the middle of nowhere dogs

And then he he had a girl and people would fucking say a that girl he's with his kidnapped like it's crazy, bro

Like eventually, I don't know, man. He would drink raw eggs

But yeah, I think some people are crazy to lose this what happens when you get rid of fucking insane a set of silence

Bro like what like you need somewhere to put like you know how you need somewhere to part why they got really

You know how you need somewhere to park your car?

You need somewhere to put the crazy right there. That's what you don't remember him

Yeah, I do remember him. Yeah, like he he reminds me of the same kind of shit that this girl was rambling about and I think that's like some mental fucking shit

But something is frying up there like there is like a circuit and it is hitting your brain and slowly melting it like when you really think like

If like I ain't gonna lie, bro

Like if if if one of us came in here and like let's just say fucking the flow came in here

He was talking to himself one day with Tito in a round. I'd be like

We got to check it on flow

sour cream tomato's an avocado. That's very Keto friendly meal. I skipped lunch. I'm going on

48 hours. This is going to be my first little bit of sugar

Not enough to say shake my body. Okay, but this is like one of his like

Normal videos think about that my body will

Strew I know he all the other crazy ones probably got take it down because it would be somewhere like this who would fucking like

He'd have like a fucking like I remember those one crazy one of a Ernie doll

This we had a fucking military knife and this one. He's like yeah, he could just throw and he has his head and he starts to fuck

Yeah, and he starts fucking like doing all this he starts saying all this shit about the military

And then people even stop calling the cops on him

Food people are fucking crazy out there dog. There's a lot of fucking nut jobs out there and

I'm not gonna lie like there's some people out there, bro like

You point something at him you could fix the crazy and you realize who the crazy ones are now

But there are some people who are bad shit fucking crazy. So for green thumb

You know when I whenever Bolton's out. I do is fucking shit either way to get submissions. We get emails, right?

Yeah, we all don't do

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From certain folks and we're like what the fuck is this person talking about and why and it's like dude a long as fucking email some people

And it's things that just don't make any sense as far as like why you send it to me or to us rather you know what I'm saying and

Pitches and all these like delusional type of shit. It's sad. There. Yeah, no look

I've said this before and Xavier will remember I think it might have been on my old account

Do you remember this fan they used to send us videos of him snorting?

And him no and not just that that fool will be like this fucking hitting the fucking pooping in that shit

Spitting that shit

We spoke to the camera and just say we don't smoke the same dog

Look, I'm gonna do the dragon. Yeah, and then you go. So do you know the same food we're talking about?

Yeah, of course

And honestly, I'll every time I will talk to him. I'm like a bro like I pray you get off drugs, bro

Like get some help. I would literally sometimes he'll say some funny shit

But I'll literally tell him like I'm like a bro like stop bro like cuz he'll be like time to go to sleep

And you'll send me a video of three Xanax fucking taking it after he had been on the fucking pookie, right?

And I'm like, who does I'm like that? I said moody fool like think about like I'll tell him some shit

I'm like because I'm like why are you sending me this bro like like you know, I'm gonna watch it

But it's like that's a lot for me to to have in my conscious

Like cuz I know you like us. I know you because you're not hitting crack and see we don't smoke see what you shit

Dog like but I'm like awesome would eat but I don't know what happened to him

I think I heard no, I heard I heard back from him

I saw the account on my new page, but I couldn't find it after that too

I want to say two to three months ago and I was like and he was and it was one

It was a video of just like Xanax bars. That's it. And I was like are you the same fool?

And he was like yeah, bro

He's like I went to jail and then to rehab

But then like he's still on the bars

Look people, I don't know what kind of adversity you got going on

But self-destruction is not the way to go man like you but you you have a very but you pick up a very bad habit

I have it. It's very hard to break. I mean believe me like there's people will have normal every day

Have it's coffee sugar and all that stuff and they freak out being on your phone

You miss it you freak out some people start acting like fiends

I can't imagine what it's like to be dealing with a substance abuse issue because I know what I mean

At least I know what I've been there before and it is not it is not it is not a

It's not a cool thing to to be in so if you're dealing with it try to seek some help man

You know what I mean like it's because at some point you're gonna if you think that you're not if you think that the reason

You're justifying you doing that much damage to yourself is that there's nothing out there

You're gonna be missing out on

What about the moment you you really get close to the exit door you see all that cool shit

It's about to happen though. Just some cool shit. You really do want you don't want to miss out on there's more out

There's more to life out there. You know, you know who's tripping? No, who's like seriously substance abuse. She has like sober coaches

That Britney Spears

She's got a DIY

How many how many coaches do you need XG?

Obviously, they're not working out for her

I just needed to be in the drug tag and I learned my lesson

Well for real though, I feel no no no no she she got caught with do I but they found other substances

They're like they fucking tub above blood testiners. She was acting all weird. I'm just saying I

Thought it was fucked up that they had her in a conservatory and a conservatorship ship or whatever you call that

When like your parents run your money now that I'm thinking about it like yo that bitch is crazy put that shit back on her like

She's got their drinking and driving those a video where she's with knives dancing. She's trying to show off her okay

But like I heard was it that she was drinking and driving her?

Was she she under the influence of psychedelics is what I heard right? She got DUI so she was drinking and driving

I'm gonna find it right now. Chad GVT

Great this for

Great this

I'm not gonna lie, excuse me. This is not I mean the ceiling

Yeah, the ceiling could have been the the you know

What do you call that you know

If you can study this hard for citizens you use the cock gun right here. You don't have me to close it up

But you guys were here. I don't want to pull it out

She said I think you just need to seal it and then you're good because I think when you burn it like that

It won't get a equal burns just push it down. Oh, yeah, I would give that like a good

Half

See chicklets you can hire me now

Like there's there's like like when you work for only for this food like there's there's no fucking I got an 8.9.5

He's like I'm smoking that

He was like I can't have no like chicklets always do burn fucking perfectly

I cuz usually I hate buying pre rolls cuz they just they're too tough. They got shitty weed

But his always just burn nicely

Missful had us all fucking high. I just all had us all fucking high at the comedy store

That was funny. I'm scary. I get there and

It's fucking empty bro. I am one of the first ones to get there. Yeah, I am one of the first ones to get there

And I was fucking needy. I'm like yo needy. How many tickets you sell?

I found I found out what she was under the influence under our Ken like your shirt

Yeah

prescription prescription medication misuse and stimulants like Addero or and feda means

So I mean the coke down and driving now and feda means means that she must have been like like an Addero

So basically you go man. Yeah, there you go coke. Yeah, no, no, it's one up, bro

It's like it's man. Like when you've done the powder dog like that's what if you feel invisible drinking on that imagine how these fools feel when you're just tweaking

Yeah

Bernie Bernie was around for the meth days, bro back in the day

The ballers weren't doing coke. They're doing Matt never. Yeah, and the 80s or I ain't early 90s

They were still fucking smoking meth, bro

Well, cuz in the end it was expensive. It was a baller thing to do coke was cheaper than that

Crazy because the crazy you're right about that for at some point

Like there was like a time in LA where there was a lot of people doing meth thought like I'm talking about meth

Was even in the high schools. Yeah, it's like who's we're talking about it. Let's go smoke some air type of shit

Like I would like not my air up. I want to say the arrow like maybe before that

Or so that but like who's for fucking just fucking it wasn't team like that bad, bro

But I mean, it's always been bad. Of course, I'm bad. It's just it was just more out there wrecking the day

Fucking tweak dog

We baby

That's what I got it down with the South Park character tweak

Let me see your impression say you got it down. No, I said they got it down

Oh, I thought you said you had it down. I was like you can't do fucking tweak

Who was it do that had the joke about the meteor and I what are you gonna be doing before the meteor hits the fuck?

Yeah, well, who was that oh

That was the dude with the brown sweater that was nitty. I was like was a nitty or the do the bros way

The joke, but he was just saying like what would you do?

Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, why before with an asteroid comes and he was what would you do?

What?

Astro is coming and it's about to fucking kill the world in five minutes. I told you that box

That box that emergency end of the world box. We're like I have is like a little bit of everything

Do it all it's party time

You're not gonna go hang out with your family. Are you gonna be on drugs with your family?

I want to be on drugs with my family. They're like you're on drugs. Yeah, far we could take it

Yeah, I'm gonna try to give them drugs so much. You're gonna die. Come on

That's the worst all like

For real though imagine if you know, but like cuz your parents are gonna want to like pray in shape, bro

Yeah, they'll probably be praying for sure

Pray before but like I've said the last five minutes, bro. The last five minutes the last ten minutes. I want to be

No, okay, I want to hang out the last hour. I want to hang out the last hours. I get one out

The last hour I want to hang out with my family and then the last 45 minutes. I want to do a locker cane

I'll be on sick one and then

I want to do more cocaine boy, but we're on sick one and then in the last ten minutes. I want bone

And die bone it your heart's gonna stop. I'm gonna fuck dying anyway. I hope I I hope at the same time

I hope my heart stops exactly when the asteroid hits

By the title I think any the thing is any that shit has built so much momentum

Coming from from from where it's coming from dog

We're like by the time it hits the earth everything that's living already is already like disintegrated because of the fucking presence

It's like

Dragon Ball Z character when I those whose land like everything's fucked up dog already like there's no green shit

Like everything's already burned to smithery. I'm gonna try to shoot it too though. Oh my god

I'm gonna load on that ass to him

Can I break it into pieces?

Have you ever been shooting with the bazooka? That'd be tight

Remember when they put when they said that they would say that they're like

No, these party and they like it. I don't know. Oh, yeah, they were I've ever seen those videos in mango where the fuzz are like

I'm like and they're at a party and I'm like what about the gas like isn't this supposed to come down like

Do they what happens with that?

At the angle

So if you're like at a ranch or you're like in the desert

That way, but it's still got to come down

So you're not supposed to do that in the city at all because eventually it's kind of come down and it could literally kill how far can that how far is that not funny?

All those videos in Rayco I'm like food so wetting right and this food's are just like

Bro, like in my name I can't go to pitch a T.O.A. like you know, I'm either like her. I was kid bro

Why you always got a fucking big thing?

The kids always suffering. You're saying

Bro, run your own playing games and next thing you know that

You get clump dog. They're there with the iPad iPad just goes flying bro. It's a little there. There's kids. There's kids

Other kids got seen on a traumatized bro when you're anti. You know, well

No, god. Yeah, it's gonna be more than one person fucking dying

They separate 100% or like have you seen the Arab ones where like those who have the fucking AK-47

And they have the rope like the rope of bullets go in

So it feels like

That's crazy. This was have a gang of bread like that. Huh?

Yeah, all those cheeks

That's what that's what nitty's performing for dog

Like princes and kings

Yeah, bro magic magic. He's trying to get one of them pregnant

I was gonna say magic comes back to the egg. Guess what?

We're gonna come back with like dude. Yeah, you bone like some who got some like princess

Fucking daughter or something

Imagine he goes out there and then he finds out that like his parents like

Like go wonder by the government

No wonder you came to Canada

Oh, but over there over there and yeah, there's a caste system

But there's no way there's a caste system

What does that mean?

Cast system. Oh, so you they interviewed before they let you in

This motherfucker. What did you just hear with?

What kind of yes?

Okay, no, full caste system is when like in the like if you're dead. Yeah, it's a hierarchy

So like if your dad is like a plumber you got to be a plumber like you

In India, bro, there's like there's like there's like the nobles and there's like the undis the untouchables

That's like like the poor people and nitty's pie consider that compared to like the people he's gonna perform

That's a nice. Yeah, I'm not even as a nice way of saying

Cuz they're gonna ask who I was gonna ask who's your family what's your last name and he's gonna say what's his last name?

So cool. Yeah, I'm like oh, I suppose that's untouchable

He's gonna end up getting one of these lady one of these fucking

This is our slave

So there could be a real Aladdin moment right now

And then he's got a fucking dog

Where you at? He doesn't have Wi-Fi in that plane. No

He's playing fucking emerald style. He has he has his own bathroom and fucking shit

Yeah, that's what he has a bed, bro. Was he need telling us the only fucking first videos of it, dog?

Was he need telling us that uh before this whole war bullshit? He was gonna get picked up in the limo

Yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah

I'm gonna drive to San Francisco

Yeah, he's like, I gotta so help

Yeah, cuz that's the only way there's like emeralds out of there from so he's like right now. He's not really

On the plane. He's on the way to San Francisco

Yeah, but he was supposed to fly. He's just fucking Seth driving him

Yeah, man, fuck you. That's cool dog. I just met the homie. He's tight

Yeah, he's the one he's the one the city's like, yeah, man, they'll take that part of the room a stripper momo. Yeah, oh

Yeah

Actually, he was like, what the fuck you mentioned? He was talking crazy shit in the green room that makes sense now

Cuz someone said he's like, will you let me fuck your mom? He's like, well, you really got to take care of her

And I was dying, bro

Fuck you bro, this is so funny

Really gotta take care

Oh, shit. Hey, what's up with your fucking t-shirt you've never used Narcan?

You buy it and not at the right not at the room for his cafe

Hey, what happens if you do Narcan and you don't need it

Kills like

Kills like any kind of like drug your own so like it just kills their hide doesn't do anything if you're not on anything

So you can't get high off a Narcan like if you can't abuse it. It only works with opiates

Clearly only works with opiates you have to have opiates like a chemical reaction without opiates

It literally does nothing. I wonder what would happen if I like do it before the green thumb shall be like well, I've got to start fresh

Remember when you were like what happens when you do it with cocaine you think it gets you higher

I was literally you'd ask me for

It's like throwing up after you you know

cocaine believe it

You don't just does that because he does too much coke

Yeah, when you used to like what I could tell I this whole comeback. I was I was starting sweating

Yeah, he's gonna come back from the bathroom sit down next to me at the LFC game and he starts saying I was like

You got throw up huh. He's like yeah, I gotta go

And I would know it's because I saw what he did because we both go do a bomb at the bathroom allegedly

And he would do like but you would see him go like this bro

And I'm like sure bro. He needs like yeah, bro cuz I won't come back

That's a whole line on the fucking team

I don't want to come back bro

And that shit fucking suckbook cuz like that shit hit

And then all of a sudden bro. I'll just start like

With what like I'm talking about like is if I'm working out just

Like a fool is not even that hot chill bro like he's like why are you sweating like that? I'm like

Yeah, just that I was just walked to the bathroom at the moment. I'll come the woman. I'll throw back throw up

And then I'll just be back up enough. Yeah, yeah, let me get another beer

I have actually was such a feeling though man. How's the last game? I saw you there. Oh the last game was cool, man

Yeah, I still undefeated

At the moment you're looking at regs just everyone else the international women's post that the LFC

Original's posted made me laugh just a little bit, but celebrating

I was so lame. I was but international women's day. I was like could they post? Oh check it out. It doesn't matter

What does matter? What does that do?

They posted something LAFC for women's day. Not not LAFC the originals. Oh, yeah

They like what is it uh because there's a lot of females in the club. Oh, yeah

Well, not like females, but like those are like most of like the chicks that like are there with some of the buds

Like their girlfriends or wives. Yeah

Hey, we're like the currently the biggest fucking supporter group. I don't be hating though. I'm

I might be there this weekend

I had me like me and the group chat be like, hey check out this clip

Hey, Trigg, was you going to go with me?

Then next to Casino Saturday. Saturday. Oh, well Casino

Huskies right there

Huskies is not just right there

Most of the time when I go from my house is what

This shit is his

You don't don't don't make me tell them about on Sunday

Have a Sunday. What I asked you

I was like, oh you came here right after the sesh

I was like, oh, so you went right by

Oh, by my house

Because this is always tripping out that I don't go home

Because I was gonna call you on Sunday to go to the casino, but you like oh it's family day and then I

Learned the daytime

Yeah, see during the daytime. We don't smoke the same family time, huh? Yeah

It is when it can't be I took it to Ryan Fest

She learned

Yeah, I loved it there, huh

I said he was at the end of the fucking night. This was looking at it. He's like, where you trying to go eat?

And I have a with the kids

Oh, yeah, I was trying to eat I did go eat actually and that sandwich was good

I'm telling you fucking pinks is good. That was pretty good for anybody who knows pinks is fucking open till two and

Pink sells hot dogs. Oh, pink dot pink dot. Oh, yeah, my bad pink dot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, my bad

Yeah, I was like pinks. It's the whole day. It's a hot dog restaurant

And the bed was like sourdough, but it was like cut weird and I don't know I was weird. I didn't know it was sourdough till I beat it

Yeah, yeah, I was gonna comment so we have such a great time with fucking tickets there in the back

I know I did go straight from fucking Gardina to Hollywood though. I had a drive by my house

Yeah, cuz what's your stop? You know you're gonna go back

All right, let's get into some of the super chats. Yeah

Yeah

Also a bit well before we get into those let me remind you guys. Please get your tickets for four 20 at the comedy store

Go it down for 20 Monday night. Let's set out

We got a great lineup

You guys will be hooked up for buying a ticket while supplies last at the end of the night and let's

Smoke it out, you know, I'm saying let's fucking

Chauvin how we do it. We don't smoke the same style. You can go get a VIP booth get a floor bench seat VIP seating

General admission

Or will missy's booth is sold out, but yeah, there's plenty of tickets available

Let's fucking to pack it out great lineup in there. Yeah

And yeah, it's gonna be like I'm telling you that night. It's gonna be really dope

I really look forward to hanging out with a lot of you guys probably gonna be there

Early and I hope you guys enjoy the show that day

There's gonna be people coming from

Other states

Yeah, somebody coming from San Francisco, Arizona

That's a good. Yeah, there's a couple of people coming as a people flying out for farther, you know

Yeah, I think a couple will hit me up asking if I'm gonna be there for sure so they can grab some stuff

Yeah, they're gonna be there. I want some chicken. Yeah, they're like double-checking. Oh, yeah

I'd be like you think I'm not gonna be there on the fucking show

He's like I'm on the show all this fucking time. I mean you think I'm just not gonna fucking show up at the company store of 420

Oh, you cannot smoke inside the fucking yeah, what are the do's and don'ts because a lot of people I'm thinking

You know, this is fucking smoke it all outside. Yeah, patio

We can smoke. There's a there's a lot of play smoke. You just don't smoke inside the building

You won't get kicked out and it's not gonna be a good time for you. Well, I mean yeah, because you don't want to set up the alarms and then

The whole property gets damaged

Yeah, and they got plenty of security trust me. You're not gonna get away with it

Like trust me. There's a lot of fucking security who will they take your phone away from now

So I go

So I'm just on the guest list right and walking with nobody. I came late. So they took one phone from me

Right, but then I also at the sash at the sash two fans came up to me on one Sunday and then oh yeah, we know we watch the show

I was like, oh shit. I was like, well, what are you guys doing? I'm leaving at nine o'clock

You guys want to go to the nitty thing?

I told nitty a I got two thousand maybe can they come he's a gringo all right cool

So if I do your workers. Oh, they're just fools. I came to get some shit

I told oh no, I told nitty. Yeah

Nitty-new nitty-new

Who show is this yours or nitty-na

What does that matter go on checkments?

Yeah

See VIP when you listen to when you watch the show

Never know it's gonna happen. Look. This was mad that

Took some fans to

What aren't you part of the show so that you're fans too?

Uh, fucking uh, yes, I'm walking in I fucking kind of giving everybody a hard time cuz I don't like to give up my phone

I'm like

Talking to him like and I don't want to do this but fucking have to you know

And if I as a fucking and I get there and I'm walking through the about to walk to the glass door and the girl opens the door for me

And my fucking other phone goes

I'm like, oh god damn it. She was do you have another phone on you? I was like, well, double bitch

Yeah, she made me go fucking put the other one in the case too

Yeah

Yeah, the thing is like if you have a smartwatch you can still text

That yeah

It was that thing ever real though about it leading like marks on you burning you or something with the iPhone watches was that real

I think that's why they had a recall, but you know the one thing that's real though

If you have tattoos around your wrist like it won't read your heart rate property when you work out

So it'll start it'll keep resetting it over and over and over again

So every time I fucking work out, I always got to switch to the side of another tattoo

I low-key kind of think I mean

They're doing research that tattoos might not be like

In safe as you fucking I would they be I so I don't understand what people think

To artist homie and I believe them so you believe very things organic to

Yeah

Your skin your skin is always fighting that's how they fade because it's always fighting to recuperate back to it's normal

pigmentation

So research

Oh, I have way more than you

I'm not saying don't I wasn't trying to compete on how much I was lying this I'm just saying

You can go ahead. I don't know the cure for that, but you can hit you can hit up the CIA apparently

Because there have been files

There's a lot of outrage going on right now

But the CIA that these files leaked about them knowing about how to cure cancer

About 60 years ago and they with they purp the in the files they state that they purposely withheld that information

Type sheet which a lot of people will say

They've known that for a while. I've been telling you this what the fuck you should listen

They got money for the kid. Yeah, that is very true, but to actually see it

That's very fucked up

It you can actually like write letters to the CIA and they couldn't respond to you right other supposed to respond to you

I don't know if that's like if you ask questions and shit

Then again, all I know is that you

You can ask for bodycam footage. They have to give you that have to give you that after a while

Yeah, like after a statute of limitation or whatever

If you tomorrow, but if you ask for it, what's crazy? I don't know how you ask for it

Pretty tight. I mean, I think I'd ask for a day of it just to see what the fuck they send

It's got to be crazy. It's like cops

They're probably the movies like that

If asked for a bunch of bodycam footage, then they fucking scenes on what they see on the footage

Yeah, someone dies you can ask for the but like what's there's a murder after a while you can ask for all the footage and you can see like

That's crazy. There's a reason like there's time, but they won't like they won't release the ones for a lot of the Las Vegas shooting

And that's what you start wondering. I was like, well, why won't you release

What the fuck is on those phones and they're like, well, it's because we're

still investigating

If you could be a detective, would you be a detective?

Like what type of detective like a

Bus the fucking narco detective or something

Now he's he'd be more like a Chris Tucker in a rush hour detective

Because of the Asian man

Because of the partner dog

The whole time fucking what is it? No, I see the book the detective caught a

He's always like taking the easy way

Fucking hitting all bitches not like costing the city thousands

They're allowed to

He knows his gambling wigs going on like we have lots of today's fucking brothers

Chinese with shit

That's some funny money

Hey, man, that you know, I was wondering somebody said

That they're oh when I was reading the story I said that like it said is illegal to invent

Something to help society for free

Yeah, like when she when you made something that

Like they said like water, but what like a gas. They were like car the runs on water. Yep, and you go pan that they take that away

They'll take it away. They're literally like nope. Yeah, we're not you have that pan

And they won't let you make nothing and the literally they will they will come up you

It's happened

There's a lot of people that have the

The water running because there was a fool

I mean they died from cancer and stuff and random deaths, but I'm just saying when that has the cure

But 100% when you 100% when you pan something and like let's say you create something

And the government can use it for technology. They won't give it to you for sale

Like oh, we've haven't created this we're gonna keep this. Thank you

They might give you money. I don't know how that works, but they don't let you

They probably already have it, bro. No, but like say you create something

So what they just think they just deeper us? They just deeper your ass. Yeah, bro

The government will show you a people that have been listening be like all that last person who didn't listen to you died

And then you like show you a facial like who's this Marlotte King? You'll know

Malcolm X

One of the biggest things is the weather the weather system the weather control

The farmer made that and now the government owns it and that was publicly a farmer made what do you mean the better?

How the seating the seating the air and fucking making clouds and all that shit a farmer invented that yeah

And that was dead. I don't know if he's dead, but the the government took it away from him

That's how the government got it in the first place. They didn't invent it

Yeah, that's fucking

Imagine then it's like what then like you don't think Facebook like Facebook like why am I gonna like no under all the people that

That's like scientists are secretive, bro

And they own you don't think that's why that makes total sense to think the government owns Facebook and Instagram technically

You think they just let Mark Zuckerberg run it like no, this is a great idea. We're gonna get everybody's information

No, they're like look you're gonna be the person to run it, but we need something you cough it up

That's what I mean. Yeah, of course we said they're in their puts in them. They have a guy who's like oh, he's the leader

But whenever we let you open up for us like we let you run it

We kind of told you we could took it from you, but we let you be the see out, but we told you we're gonna need you when we need you

Can you imagine though like was that's why they fucking look at Elon like they're just like fucking because that's what he's not

He's a scientist, but he knew how to play ball

He didn't even pull Tessa's not even his unit, but he bought Tessa

He's just like he ended up buying it from some other fucking smart people. How did SpaceX come up on there?

SpaceX

He didn't at that he started that every time they say that that's Elon launching shit fool. You don't you know it's not Elon

That's fucking the government testing shit in front of us and all this shit is being sent out

Under that fool's name and they're like eyes for Tesla like wrote. Let us know what exactly every launch is for

Cuz they're not gonna tell you because the government's launching all that shit goes on Rogan's

He's always on

Other other pills other 10 milligrams on Joe Rogan's he's always on Twitter

He claims to be like a very like

Number one like video game player for this very high-tech like computer game

You don't have time to fucking be doing any of the stuff you just sit there

It's so hard to play that no bro when people fucking they're like, oh, yeah, I play video games. I'm like

Martinez not like a segue dog. I'm just like

That's what I'm doing to

So I get home at 12. I'll play for like two three hours. We play I'm playing Pokemon right now. I haven't even started out. I have like fucking 30 hours in

Damn, that's crazy. I just go play poker

I have gone to two tournaments and I tick the fucking game away with me and I fucking play on the table and play in the tournament

Oh, you're not even paying attention. I did like what do you mean? I got well, I blessed it

I was supposed to be looking at everybody on the table trying to tell her

I busted at 40th place out of 189. So I'm and while playing that. Yeah, chicken. It's what wonders

Why when I'm at the poker table? He's like, why are you so quiet because I'm concentrating bro. I'm looking at everybody

Check it's over here

I can multitask

So you lose don't times that fuck up and sometimes they get lucky

Please bring your please bring your tablet and you're

You did the foot like the kids like remember in school that they tell you they're like

You could be a scientist you could do that like right like the fools that have the scientist potential. They take them away, huh

Like like let's just say if like we all went to school right

Altogether in middle school and then they take give us that test right then let's see how smart you really are right

Like you know like a that's a tease and they're like oh damn this kid

Good at science and that was excelling you they'll take that fool away, huh? It's called the gate program

Yeah, did you guys program? Did you guys ever do the fucking yeah, they were they were they were didn't you think the garment gives a fuck if you can hear

No, the government don't give fuck if you hear that your parents fucking job

They're trying to figure out who can hear this frequency for whatever reason

So you can go fuck. Oh, yeah, let's go to this class. You go to the gate program

You know there was kids that went to a gate program and they were smarter and I'm sure

Like they were smarter because they thought they could use them eventually in some type of fucking formula

I think Candace Owens took Charlie Kirk was in the gate program a lot of people in the gate program

And I think the garments like you really think the garment cares

For you to go to go to go to go to go to good college

So that's how you get garment really is like oh, let's let's let's make sure these young kids are in a fucking good school

That's how you get science fucking and scholarship

My daughter was in the gate program and they recruited her out bro. I'm not saying every kid ends up being a position

But that's how they start figuring out who plays ball who smart who can talk

Who can who who's whose whose articulate you start watching these kids you're like, oh, I put that kid over here

We can use them in the future and you fuck up. You start doing drugs. Okay, they start kicking you out, but they start

figuring out who who we gonna use as a mayor who we gonna use eventually hit one day and then that's I that's really

I think with the gate program I think they give a fuck that same guy put I'm stupid and my daughter is brilliant

His generation

Well, he sounds like I'm in the middle

I know honestly your kids like you're like what's it was my

Hey, what happens when you're in the middle

Oh, what happens when you're in the middle where did your kid get next because when you're dumb you said he become smart

And when you're smart your kid becomes dumb. Well, what if you're in the middle

More stupid you see what can do well the pendejo

Ah, man, got you who can must pendejo, okay, yo fuck must must have must pendejo, okay, too, right? Okay, first of all, I was what he said

Fucking instigator has food

Where's the degree at dog

All right, next one. Oh, well, we haven't even started

Haha

Dan they probably thought I was retarded. I used to guess on all of those

They would they tell you guys

They would when they ask is let me know if it's in your right ear left ear or both

Okay, and I always had like one or the other or something, I don't know it's weird

We're looking for kids that can back and get a seek of frequencies that's someone else kind here

Yeah, that's someone else kind here, but do you really think they give a fuck about your hearing bro

No, bro. They don't nobody said it. That's like some Homer Simpson shit. So what that Homer Simpson Simpson syndrome

But which one like they like that's what they're testing him for oh, I don't know you also know that they gave you a pink drink

I don't remember a pink drink. Oh, you don't know who was in the in the

In drink. I know who was in the game program. I didn't get a pink drink. That's after you're in the gate pro

Give you a pink drink, which is weird, but you know who I know I know it's two people have told me about it

And I think I heard one on more more in tinful happy two people personally Johnny Woodward was in the gate program the producer for tinful hat and chilling milley

I bitch was in the gate program for sure cuz I asked and she told me I was like oh shit you weren't it

She's like yeah, when I was a little girl. I was in the gate program. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh

All right, yeah, that's that's fucking wild dog like fucking the gate program though

The smart kids bro

Yeah, they've been making move schools and stuff

And like your parents have to pay for that shit too, huh? Oh, it's free, bro

You're pretty much become like an elite at that point. You're a smart kid at you were the smart kid of the school, bro

You're literally where the smart kid of school because you'll get the scholarship. You'll get what you need to go further

Yeah, bro. I'm telling you that's just to me. It's just such a government. I believe that's it for sure

That's crazy. I don't know about the pink drink though, man

I see it. Hey, is anybody in the fucking chat room with anybody in the gate program?

And do you guys remember a pink drink? Don't look like a one-time thing initiation tight drink. No, I don't know. I didn't

It was just welcome

It's just a doctor teachers come

Kind of is mo

Fucking mix it up

All right, let's get into the super chats

Or another reggae set up, but yeah, well, I wonder what is that pink drink

See what chat TVT

Pink drink and gate program refers to a viral social media conspiracy theory and Instagram thread primalik

on TikTok and Reddit regarding the gifted and talented education gift programs in America's early 2000s

Well, it's not asking me was there a fucking pink drink? Okay

Yeah, see there's a whole theory. There's a whole read it on it. There's no way all these kids are making this shit up

There's no way it was just like there was a pink drink. There was a pink drink and all of a sudden there was no fucking pink drink

Bro and fucking today's time conspiracy is the truth now only shit

All right, yeah, we have to do a more more on this, but let's get it to the super chats

Yeah, it said people are saying that they're remembering and they used to come out of like a bottle

Yeah, bro, it was serious. I never I never took it because I was in it was only when you were in the gate program

And all these kids swear by it, bro, and it's weird

Why are you drinking something and it was just like a shot? It wasn't like after I went running here

Sometimes didn't get hydra it was like oh, like you were just taking your little kid, bro

You listen to these fucking teachers, bro. I never a question a teacher while the little kid brought it told me the earth was run. I said, okay

So I went aged at what age did it not become around

It was probably whatever

But if it was fluoride that's what I'm saying it has to that's not good though. Why are you giving kids fluoride?

I mean it's fluoride in our water now

You go tell your parents like all you get me a pink drink. You're like oh god. I bet you a sweet. Yeah

I'm fluoride in the toothpaste. That's for sure. There's fluoride in the water and the toothpaste

Well, bro, it's a trip, bro. What if you would have what if you would have told them like I don't want my kid to be in the game

Why would you not what you're that's like that's like saying I don't want my kid to fucking succeed, bro

That's what I'm saying. Do they take them away from you?

I don't know the parents if you play ball

But not for that if you play ball

Because every kid dude dude every you know what every kid tells me here's another thing that these all these kids say these kids say

They never wanted to like jump

Great because you don't want them. You don't want to like not see your kids

Guess what the parents did

Your smart your genius. You're gonna skip grades and

Everyone hates it. That's when you start

Yeah, I'm any other little kid. Yeah, that's right. Hey, it's cool because now you don't you miss your friends

You don't miss and then yeah, but every kid didn't want to let me go to these classes

You were kind of forced into it because your teacher's telling you and then your parents like you know

Go I'm gonna succeed. I'll come in the middle for sure. It wasn't like oh, yeah, I kind of like that

Yeah, I like that. That was a gate program in the two time. I'm telling you dude. There was a teacher

Look could your smarter bro. Yeah, I was a dummy. Yeah, what the dummy because remember how they would treat Reese compared to Malcolm in school

Yeah, everywhere everywhere dog like it's damn. That's crazy. What if that's what that shit was about? Yeah

All and now they're all our age now they're about to be used

Candace Charlie Kirk died, brother. Oh, please don't make Malcolm a mass shooter

An actor

Ready ready let's let's get it to the Supertech Gary gate

Okay, I was just waiting for you to stop laughing first what all young sign senses a level of super sticker

Thank you so much dog. Oh, young son

Gracias, next from Tino Santos for 20 senses the thumbs up

So much for that super chat dog

Joaquin Rodriguez saludos y Ben y buenos días a todo same team same team dog

Yeah

All right, next one is from red Corvette 714 sense of the little thumbs up

Thank you so much a nice car

Yeah, nice car dude. I said 90's Corvette. Yeah, you get a 90's one. I like the body style

I mean the new one kind of looks

It's too much though. I don't like the new one does look like a sport like a super car. It really does

But it isn't well, it is a sports vehicle. It is kind of it's a sports car

It's not a super car. It's a car that is the entry level super car. Yeah. Okay. That's what it is

Tree level super car. I like to see the C6

The C06 yeah, I don't like the C5 school, but I don't like that the fucking

Fires the last of the pop-up headlights. Yeah, I'm surprised you know all these things

I thought about buying one

Well, you were gonna buy a fucking two-door fucking car that doesn't have no trunk space. I was gonna be I was gonna buy a C7

The truck was your mid-life crisis. That's I was gonna buy C7 so it's that's what she that's what the homie Tino did he bought the

Yeah, it was the last one of the headlights pop-ups. No, I was gonna buy it. No, I was gonna buy C7 if I didn't get the Raptor

Sevens were to yeah, he still has it. He still running all that. Yeah, he bought it with 20,000 miles on it 23,000 miles on it

That's great

That's a come-up. How much?

After taxes it came out by 22 from a Chevy dealership. That's perfect. Other homie has his other homie has an R8

Beautiful and sounds fucking amazing too. I thought to get the sheepie

Sheepie race. They do fucking crazy ass tunes and exhaust and shit. Yeah

Hey

That should be all right next one's from

vintage love senses the

Appreciate you for that

Yeah, I haven't had breakfast hungry. Yeah

See that's how I'm like I've been staying so disciplined dog

What did I tell you before I was like damn all this time off that I'm about to finally have these on everybody's different

No, I know I know but I was like man. I was I was like and that that is very tempting. I was like I am hungry too

But I was like what I tell you I was like I got a lot. I gotta use this time of locking

Lock into what's gonna make him ban through like you're not even a favorite bro Kylin

No, we're gonna ramen. We're gonna fuck up your diet. Let's go for this really fuck up your diet. Let's go to ramen. Oh

No, hey on ice look at him. Look at him. I told you he's a hell knows

I told him it's like it's the ultimate cheat meal, but like right now. I was like nah bro like this is

I the best if you could commit to five days of cleaning out of the

The week you'll make it because even on your own even if you fuck up on the weekends

You know you're gonna get your breakfast regular good breakfast

You might get your half your protein intake in but you'll be all right by the time next week head

But like you could dedicate a good solid five days. You'd be all right

That's what I want to commit to just five

Be straight. I mean the rest of them I could work out. What can you be like Mark Wahlberg every day

Jack bro that movie we're him and the rock fucking have that I mean pain again. He was pretty stupid though

Well, yeah character very stupid character

Yeah, I have your punch and you're you know

All right, next one that motherfucker senses the high five

Thank you so much that motherfucker for that super chat

Next one is from samwais the great when can we get rock on the show miss his vibe

Wasn't was it on last week he was on recently

When can you watch last week show

Yeah

next

Next one is from bend over your bend over

Still listening to spm first day out or not

Almost is out

He's almost out looking like they're gonna take his head

Yeah, it was

I mean a lot of that that kind of what is that hip-hop change R&B. Yeah, it was the R&B. That's what it was and now it's hip-hop

At our ignition I hear that

I'm trying to keep a cool

Oh

You're definitely fucking go everybody there repeat on nobody. Oh, not like sexually

Why not what do you mean?

I think it's hard. It's ready to bone. It's not all fucking flies. It's ready to fucking pee, bro

Not when you're done and you're just everything's over he's just like

So what you just ruined the sheets

You're

Here's a ruin the bad

Bro, let's go now just ask you

What if she asks for it? What if she asks for it?

Oh, there's only one way to do it because Sam told me triply told me

There's one way to do it. There's a method to the madness. 100%. There's a method. There's only one way

You're not like a super baller and you don't have like a big ass shower you

She lays down in the tub and then you put your legs over it and then you just pee on it

You don't want to ruin the carpets and shit like that. Oh

Why would you do it on the bed?

This would be like in like a sauna or a pool or like a

Some kind of water area right

I'm just

I'm just thinking about locations and possibilities, you know, I don't know

Being in the sun, I don't go to get it

Disgusting. Oh, I know all dudes. Oh, I know nasty. I've story about the sauna and piss

So like when we were younger

15 16, you know how you everyone gets a gym membership at your fucking high school

What was like eight of us at this fucking high school at this gym and we'd all go together and like, you know

We used to first start lifting and there was a sauna. I remember some keynote. How you put water in the sauna

Kids like I'm a piss in there

Oh, it's tank up. Oh

Mother fucking bad men's bathrooms pissed the security had a good not security, but the genre had to come in there and he's like

I

And we fucking knew bro because obviously with fucking inches evaporated piss, bro

It was this raunchy-ass smell bro. It was disgusting

Hydrated piss or is it healthy piss?

You know what I remember in high school dog there was somebody who like got in trouble

Because he did this shit like three days in a row somebody would go in the morning and take a shit in the urinal

That's that happened that happens to real

South Park did a whole episode on that shit

Like and like I remember what time I walked in I was like oh and I said you know and like I

Like and then I because they would do it

They would do it during home room is how I knew and then everybody would be like nutrition

And then like that's and then at some point I guess the janitor got him to it and he waited

He scouted him out right like that

And then after he was like he like he got him dog that food got him suspended and made that food clear it up

It was when it was a negative food

Oh, he made him clean it up that's what that food really he made him grab some napkins and fucking clean it up

I was I'm not cleaning it up. He's as disgusting. He and then he took him to the office

And I remember catching like the Ragnana halfway in because my my home room used to be on top of the bathroom's at

So thank you for it. So we just go down the stairs and then I'll be and then I saw and I was like

No way they caught that fucking shit. Oh shit. Oh shit

All right, let's get it to the next one

That's wild

Next one's from Bendover

When is Chica Latte gonna go on Dr. Green thumb

You're a good see you already know fucking not they they fucking um

Uh, they asked them dog. We were asked him. He was like, yeah, he was like the guy who gives me hash holes. Hey, oh, yeah

He's like, oh, I have a way before Xavier is what he said

That's not what he said

I'm just saying

My fucking head gives everybody fucking hash holes. I'd have them on fucking up to me. I was like can we have them on tinful hat

You can have all you guys on the top of green thumb touch a good feeling to see that

See talk

Let me see he talking shit about my car. I should do a crossover

Pokemon and he's like, I can't wait to pull a million dollar card sale

First of all, you got to pull it

No, it can go up in value you go have a you can have a like gold baby

Yeah, you can go all you like yesterday's price is not today's price like I have packed it about three years ago

Like just a little box full. This is crazy. You're gonna like a box with eight packs that I got at fucking store for 30 bucks

Now each box that I have in there is $850 what the fuck

And this is very far from a million, but I'll take it. No, but like that's how I'm saying it goes like a man

So how do you get a million fast hacks? Yeah dog like this is a scarf a stupid like you have to let it fucking go up

How many years is that

Three years four years

The 151 collection

So I've been stacking some shit out because before I was stacking cards up when it was available

And now I can't find product like crazy. So now I buy it

Different different prices when it goes up and down and watch the market and then I'll just stash it in the I'll just stash it boom

I have inventory shit

Bend over

Keys to your spare phone like XG

I'll never forget when the homie

What's his name

Beaves young beaves came in and told us how he used to fucking keyster his phone

All kind of phone I

Let me tell you the story

No, but let me tell you look iPhone 6 not that big. No, I don't know if it was an iPhone to be honest with you

All I know is that this full set

This was like like

What do you call him a YA baby?

He's been in jail like since you were a little kid. Yeah, yeah, YA baby

He's been in jail ending out. There's a morrito like that's pretty much like all he kind of knows and he said

He used to just kind of

Push it up his ass because when you're in jail for so long, I guess you kind of like well, I'm gonna have to fucking do type of shit like this

Whatever he says he gets out

He's chilling. He's got a girlfriend and I guess he's got two phones or one phone

I don't remember but all I know is his girlfriend thinks he's cheating on him

And she's like let me see your phone. Let me see your phone and she's like I don't have a phone

I don't have a phone. She's like I know you have a phone

And then she's like and he's like I gotta go to the bathroom

So it goes in the bathroom keysters that he's the phone whoops the phone and then his lady's like where's the phone

She's like I will search me and she's like I know what you did motherfucker if you're trying to keep it from me that bad

Then fuck it

I know what you did

Mommy's bro, that's insane just to get

But that's a dog like just get caught cheating bro, fuck you know your farts don't make noise when they come out

Yes

Yeah, like what the fuck I just get caught

You can do it even if I could do it because he was like bro. It's just like my side pocket. All right

That's why that's why they call it your prison wallet. Oh, yeah, but it yeah, I told 17 G

Max

Not

I don't know that shit was a crazy story. I remember listening was like what the fuck cuz I have been what I've been like when I'm cheating

And I've almost got caught. I'll be like. Oh, no, I've cheated it. I almost got caught

Tito showing us his life I bet you he's still used that phone

Cuz he could have thrown away

The ram wrapped it doesn't matter. I don't give fuck

Cuz if he wouldn't care, he should have water flushed down the toilet. That would have been me. I mean like man fucking ram wrapped it

And then he put this whole thing on it. Does it for carry a condom at all times?

I'm talking over

Something yeah, it's like you got you put it something you wrap it around something. What's the next one?

Next one's from swish for days

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Cuz right now we're trying to make it work

Being that nitty is gone. Uh, you know, no night shows people. Well, I mean, yeah, well

There's a morning Thursday morning 9 30 this Thursday. So

Stay tuned in. Yeah, leave comments. Let us know some people said they were at work. So maybe just maybe

The show for the patreon

You haven't done a patreon only in a long time. Yeah, very true. We haven't done a patreon episode

Yeah, well, I mean, we'll see what we make for you guys got another one right? Yes, we do we got

See all our nook in the grow key

Next ones from the ham bino 92 serve

Team dog

Bend over

XG the type to put plastic peanuts on the TRX

New plastic peanuts. Oh, the fucking balls. Yeah, the ball sack. Oh

Fuck no, cuz they do look like peanuts. He cares not a V8

So it's not even an option

Just wait till he's 40,000 miles

Wait till his 40,000 miles

Let's get back. What's your friends out of fucking

I'm glad I didn't get the T-Rex or the Raptor UC gas dog

Fuck yeah

I got a $2 to Wal-Mart plus I get like 20 cents off the gallon every time I go to Exxon

Cuz I got my membership. So I just be scanning the fucking thing and now and I mean before I used to be under 100 bucks

Now it's like 125 to fill up my truck. It's like 23 gallons

That's just 23 gallons

I mean that's how much it fills up with. I know mine's 32 is fucking huge

Oh, I just didn't expect it to be a V6 next one

Next one is from the Liars village

40 is the biggest I don't guess that here

Check this nose

It's just the car dog

It's just the car anyways next hard it all right

Yeah, there it is

The Liars village 44 days left can't wait same tube

Oh, yeah, get your tickets. Don't fucking sleep you guys as like a month. I'm sorry. It's 26 gallons

Either or next one the grow bro's the grow bro senses the dollar bra

Thank you so much the grow bro's appreciate you dog

I haven't seen eight, but I filled up at six 20 the other day six 20

The place I go is pretty pricey usually and I was in a hurry. So I just put it in Armenia. It is blending

Yeah, I haven't seen eight. I they claim me. I call bullshit. I'm pretty sure maybe at the airport

The people they live around you. It's like I don't check price just fill it up

Yeah, dog like I know exactly where you live

So does the chat room next one next one in the last one red core bed 714 same team

Hell yeah, man

So lute to you guys appreciate you guys you know what let's let's hook up somebody in the chat room

Let's give somebody a let's give somebody a pair of tickets to the fucking comedy show bro. How about that

44 days away. We're gonna pick away. We're gonna pick a winner to the comedy show. So I hope you can

I hope you pick a winner that is an LA if not let us know so we can give it away to somebody else. Please

It's no, man. I'm trying to pick somebody that has an obvious fucking because it's hard to do this

I don't know who maybe somebody has a California 818 323 is their name. You know, I'm like all right. Just full lives here

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Don't pick me up for a professor to see this girl. Yeah, and you only want to grow it. I said pick me up. Just me

We'll get you in the green room

Brick get a

But is it uh, yeah, you have a truck food. What the fuck anyways

I'm gonna drink that day. I'm gonna over my ass there anyways. That's why you got a higher like a dad waxing center

Somebody to fucking hooking the fucking drive row hire many. What is it?

Hey, I'll drive for you $200 an hour

Get you a flow

We sell out

But I was like I've never seen Tito drive the truck

Only only only when he went to Florida. I was like damn Tito fucking drove here

But uh, yeah for real everybody congratulations to the winner. Thank you everybody for tuning in

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Oh, you know who popped in fucking on Sunday?

No, it's fucking a Wi-Fi popped in

There's a homie Wi-Fi a comedian actor guy

We had him on

He was there he was homies with the DJ's birthday and then fucking Alex

Alex the great was there, too

He popped in that day, too

Yeah, they're all so fools. They damn haven't seen you since the homie crashed out. He's like

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