6 Years 333 days - Steamed

0:00Alright, go on back with the comedian of Boyle and I'm quitting alcohol. So it happened again, 5.30. That's fucking... That's almost a full week of 5.30 wakeups. I'm running on empty and I can't fucking do anything about it at the moment. I'm taking a gummy tonight and I'm taking more than normal as well. I'm not fucking leaving anything to chance. I had a steam today. I went into the steam where fucking everyone's got their Johnson's out for some fucking reason. Just fucking floating out there. I level a guy in the steam room fucking some ginger cut.

1:04The steam is low like it's not very hot in there and the sense is to the left of me. I'm in the corner here and this ginger just completely fucking nut in the nut. He gets pissed off because the steam's not hot and he stands up, bends over, asked cracker right in my face and he starts blowing into the sensor like to fucking get the steam going and it didn't get the steam going so he sat down or pissed off, dicks floating around and he did that like four times before he got the sensor going. Just bent over, asked cracker in my face just out there. There was another guy with shorts in there as well. I was like, what are these cons up to? I know you can be in the fucking sauna nude. I know it's a thing but does it have to be a thing? What's the extra benefit of being nude in the sauna with just men?

2:08What is the fucking point? Your ass juices are just dripping down onto the fucking seat onto the tiles and you're just stewing in your own ass juice and then you're leaving that ass juice for the next person who's also got no pants on so he's absorbing your ass juice probably through his own asshole. It's probably making its way up. At least put a barrier between you and other people's ass juices. Sit on a towel at least. If you still want to have your dick out for everyone to see, sit on a fucking towel and it's not just these cuts in the steam with their fucking dicks out. It's the dudes in the fucking shower like a walk past this old man. There's a curtain. There's a shower curtain. I don't know what he's doing. He's fucking having a shower. He looks like he's half bedding off. I look at his fucking dick. It is huge.

3:09I was like, is that what a normal dick looks like? It can't be normal, can it? That is fucking huge. No wonder he's got the curtain open. I'd have the curtain open as well. I'd be sitting in the steam completely nude as well. I'd be bending over frontways. I'd be facing me bending over backwards trying to fucking blow on the sensor to get it going. Just full dick in someone's face. Get a fucking, get a fucking look at that cut. It brushes someone's cheek. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, I just didn't know. Sometimes it just fucking, it's out there and I just don't know what it's hitting. So fucking, so fucking, that's what I'm doing to try and get some sleep now. Just surrounding myself with dick in a fucking steam. It was a good steam though. Eventually everyone left and it was just me and the sensor and I just poured my fucking

4:10bottle of water on it unlike I only come back to this one every once a week. I go to this gym while my son does fucking boxing class. I duck off and do some gym but this is the first time I've done a steam so I was like fuck it. If it breaks down then it'll be fixed by next time I get here. It's not an everyday thing for me but it was good and I was feeling dizzy and I've been cooked all day and I'm ready to sleep now. I've had enough of it, I've had a fucking enough of it, I don't know what's going on. Maybe I only need six hours. I still get a lot of restorative sleep and REM sleep, rapid eye movement sleep. So that's all the good sleep, it's just the light sleep, I don't get enough light sleep and I do feel cloudy and a little bit fucked but I'm also according to my whoop in the green in recovery now.

5:11But I just don't want to be waking up at 5.30 every morning, I just can't be fucked with that. Just fool away, that's the problem, I wake up, my eyes open, I'm like fuck, I'm like I'm still so tired but I know I'm just wired, I'm wired awake now. This is a problem I didn't think I was ever going to have. I have always gone to sleep late but once I've slept I can sleep 8, 9, 10 hours, no problem unless I'm getting up for work or something or as long as I get to sleep, if the alarm doesn't go off and I have no reason to wake up, I never wake up, now is fucking cooked. This is what happens, the universe is just throwing shit at me now, almost got run over by a bus, fucking, almost fucking, well not almost, I can't fucking sleep long enough,

6:12I tell you what I'm happy about though, I'm fucking happy about the warmth coming out. It's starting to get warm here, it's spring and I can tell this is going to be a fucking good period of the year, this is going to be fire embossed in for the next 2 or 3 months, full cups coming, boston marathon and if weak I think it is, sun's coming out, warm, rig out, fucking leaves are coming, flowers are coming, people are starting to feel it, I'm starting to feel it, as soon as the sun comes out here it's a completely different fucking place, you can feel it's turned now, I can't wait for the next few months, I'm fucking into it, anyway, wish me luck because I'm going to take a gummy and a half I think, normally I take a half but I just, I want to get knocked out completely, I just want to be out, out until 10am, I don't want to fucking wake at all, well let's not say that,

7:14let's not say at all, but you know what I mean, anyway wish me luck, that'll do fit tonight and I'll see you in the fall, Laira.