
About this episode
✨Cobbler Ahmet just wants to fix shoes✨
But his wife wants those sweet, sweet bath reservations, so it looks like he's going to go be the Chief Astrologer to the Sultan. The only problem(s)? He doesn't like astrology, doesn't know how to do it, and starts out by selling his astrology by the side of the highway.
That's actually the second story, because this week there are two stories of two Ahmets following dreams. On the first is junkman Ahmet, who has the same wonderful dream every night...except when it stops being wonderful, and starts getting real, he learns that sometimes following your dreams can be painful. And also weird.
😈 The Creature: Wapaloosie
If you find you're always misplacing your gloves, they might be actively crawling away from you...because they're made from the fur of a Wapaloosie, a half squirrel, half dachshund, half caterpillar.
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🎵 Music Credits
Greylock by Blue Dot Sessions
Filesharer's Lament by Chad Crouch
Cello Pizz by Breakmaster Cylinder
Rhodes by Blue Dot Sessions
Julmust by Breakmaster Cylinder
Dream Abridged by Blue Dot Sessions
Corkscrew Pt. 2, Score 19 by Chad Crouch
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