4/28 App 1 Roadkill at the Chinese Restaurant

0:00Pineville, Louisiana police are investigating a Louisiana restaurant. I think it's a Chinese restaurant after officers discovered a deer believed to be road kills stored in the freezer alongside the food for the customers, which by the way the deer is probably the food right too. Yeah, they didn't hide that, they didn't hide that. Bear chance. Yeah, I remember there was a they found cat skeletons behind a Chinese restaurant in Omaha about 15, 20 years ago and I remember I never ate there because I don't think it placed in the exist anymore. Obviously, but that was bad news. Well, this doesn't help that, you know, the reputation of the Chinese Chinese restaurants have a bit with some of these things. Right. No, because like I mean, like the vast majority of them don't serve, they serve regular, what chicken shrimp, whatever Chinese would be Chinese, chicken, so chicken. Yeah. Right. But, you know, sesame, chicken, sesame deer. I mean, I like

1:00venison. I do, but if it's road kill, you probably don't judge. That depends on how long it was. You're also not ordering deer either. No, you should get what you order. There's that. Were they going to serve that to the customers or wasn't going to just somebody's personal deer that he wanted to dress? I don't know. Oh, kitchen zoom in might have hit one on the road and brought it in. That's a name we use now for Chinese people. Well, it says during the investigation officers discovered the deer carcass stored in the freezer alongside other items reportedly intended for customers at the restaurant. So, I mean, if you didn't intend to serve it at the restaurant, maybe don't put it in the walk-in at the restaurant. They probably did. It's filler for food and it probably saves some money and they make money, right? You know, I mean, look, if somebody put deer in your Chinese food and said it was beef with all the sauces and everything else, you would know. You'd never know. No. You'd never know. But you don't order that. No. And by the way, they found the deer who could have been groundhog there. You know,

2:02at least beaver, whatever somebody ran across in the way to work. Todd kills five, six animals a year doing that, coming to work. I don't know what kind of wildlife would be in Louisiana. They're buzzing. Oh, awesome. Oh, awesome. Oh, yeah. I bet Armadillo would be tough. Well, you got to take off the shell. I think you take the outer shell off. You don't eat the shell, I believe. Or did they serve it in the shell? Yeah. I don't know if you eat Armadillo. Can you? Somebody probably makes it somewhere. Armadillo. I've never heard of anyone eating Armadillo on purpose, probably not. You know, I'm sure hillbillies ate whatever you could back in the day. I grappled with that question. What is the weirdest thing you've ever ate? Because I can't I can't talk what you accorded the other day. What do you say eight? Sting rush. It was stingray. Oh, yeah, stingray, right? He said it was like a white flaky fish. Right. Oh, I'd eat stingray. I would turn the way he described it. That wouldn't bother me. You can eat Armadillo. Oh, yeah. Often called poor man's pork. Long history is a food source in parts of the Americas.

3:09Yeah, probably hillbillies and stuff like that. Grub in them. Yeah. If you're in the mountain, we can eat something. You get a lot of meat out of those. Or if those things are mostly plate. You know, there are armored plates. Yeah. I don't know how much I don't know how much they weigh. I've never picked up an Armadillo. How are you doing Armadillo though? Because then to plate, don't pull its fire off that thing. I don't know. I think they're pretty well. I was out in travel with Oklahoma. That's because I've never been. No, you haven't been though. But I think if we talk to someone who's been to Oklahoma or parts of Texas, they're the biggest source of road kill. Oh, it does say here that if you are cooking your Armadillo, make sure to cook it all the way through because undercooked meat can lead to leprosy. In Armadillo or all meat. Armadillos are one of the one of the only animals known to carry leprosy. I was going to say because everybody eats undercooked meat. I mean, that's called a rare steak. No, no. Your Armadillo specifically. Okay. Good. Good. Most people, it's not a problem. You don't want leprosy. That's a bad one, man. Yeah. You don't want leprosy. Then you've got to go back to church.

4:12There's only Jesus can heal that. Oh, yeah. As far as I know, that's what I learned yesterday. They bought a leprosy. It's going to be good. He helps the leprosy. He cures the leprosy. Tell me, clearly, there's a leprosy. I forgot about that. I'm going to hear a lot more about several. He doesn't on the show in the not too distant future. Are you a change man now? Are you a change man now? Yeah. Man, I was joking, but apparently they actually do this. Some traditional recipes involve roasting the animal, quote, on the half shell. All right. Using its own carapace as a dish. Well, you got, yeah, it's like a clam or something like that. But it's a lot of times it says they just they roasted or put it in like stews or chillies and, you know, she the leprosy part would scare me, but other than that, I probably try it, you know, if I was hanging out with a hillbilly and Arkansas or something like that. 95% of humans are naturally immune to leprosy. It says. Yeah, but that's five percent. Five percent or not, man. You don't want leprosy. Well, next dad would be a guy to ask. He's probably known somebody who's

5:14cooked up on Armadillo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Backyard barbecue. I mean, are you living in Louisiana if you haven't gone to something like that? Oh, we got to, you know what? We have John Paul next time because, you know, oh, of course, you know, he's put his face in an armadillo before. That was just some dude. He's done that, man. For sure. Yeah. That's, that's a new one. I've never never heard of people eating armadillo, but maybe I just don't live in the right parts of the country. Well, no, you do live in a better part when I lived in South Carolina. Armadillo is not a, a meal staple. What was that? Possum and armadillo. That's from a texture when they lived in South Carolina. I knew love the term poor man pork, you know, you know, oh, uh, New Trias, that rodent too. Oh, yeah. That's a, that's like a rat, doesn't it? Very common. I ain't eating that. But those are the ones that you know, they always hear you had, they have to trap them. Yep. And then feed them for a few days to make them eat, not taste like all the trash that they eat.

6:16They're rats. Yeah, they're, they're giant rats. I ain't eating that. What's some start with the death? Well, apparently in Appalachia, it's kind of a thing. Well, they got no money in Appalachia, right? Yeah. What does Heather? She's her family's from West Virginia. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Although she says her family's kind of the rich West Virginians, you know, to learn how to hunt in New Tria. No, she said there were a Yuppies from West Virginia. Her family was not, not the Hillbillies. I think the Hillbillies moved Omaha. Is she coming in this week? Yeah, she'll be here on Wednesday. All right. I saw the pictures of the underwear show on the online. Text balls, man. It does. It really does. It's stand up in a comedy crowd in your underwear. I mean, this is Tyrell, the people from the should people that know the show, it was Tyrell, it was Heather. It was also Rachel. They're the three I recognize. I don't see Zach in there. And Nick never did those shows either. But there was a one guy who was skinny and ripped, so he he didn't care. He was, but to take off your clothes, no matter how you look and stand in front

7:21of a stage and then do comedy on top of that. Text balls, man. It does. It takes a lot of cream confidence in your body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or just here it is, man, like most of it. But I mean, but even then there's a little bit of a confidence to that to be able to say, just do it. This is what I am. Right. Take me and leave me. Right. Here it is. Right. You know, watch it's what way most people look. Yeah. When they're, but most people don't take their clothes off in front of a crowd. No, they don't. There you don't. Now people go swimming. So it's the same thing. Yeah. But just standing in your underwear in front of a crowd. Well, ask Heather about that because she did it. By the time people take their clothes off to have sex and yes, that's what you look like when you take your clothes off to have sex with somebody. Yeah, but there's not stage lights on you when you're having sex. But think about being totally naked and then wearing like a binding underwear or something like that or a bra for chicks is that it's there's no nothing tucked in. So basically it's just you're probably better off being naked than being if you have any kind of gut whatsoever.

8:21I think L.D. has made that point to us. You know, with new to say like sometimes wearing clothes makes you look worse than does look. Yeah, because it teaches and binds in different spots. Exactly right. Right. Right. You know, it makes it makes it just wants everybody to get right. He just wanted to get naked. He's got all the truth. But you know, can you blame him? These clothes are so constrictive. How can you guys live in your clothes?