#3256 Vanderpump Rules S12E14: Pain at the Pump

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2:10how are you? I'd kiss in just a couple of days, Ben will be coming here to Austin, Texas, full south by Southwest, where we will be attending the I Heart Podcast Awards, we're nominated for Best TV and Film Podcast, I'm so excited to go, should I wear a kilt? Yes, I think you should. I got a cool blue jacket that I'm going to wear, it's like a, it's like a blue thing with swirls on it, just get a little, look at a little spicy, so, you know, I, yeah, well, maybe I'll wear a kilt because I got one, so I'm going to test it, I'm going to test it out, I'm so excited, I loved it, last time we went, I loved it, we did like a red carpet, and we met various celebrities, and that's really what I'm in it for, and I'm also, we did win, which was great too, I should overlook that part, that was a real thrill, but it just was cool to go to a fancy event, it's always exciting when we get

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5:19week, that's basically just a funny recap of everything that happened on Bravo, the previously, the previous week, and that's where you can get our discord server, it's where you get our bonus episodes, this week is a top chef cast breakdown of the new cast, where we discovered some crazy parallels in who's winning and who's losing already. So go check that out. And today is the final episode of the maiden season of Vanderpump rules, second shift. Yeah. Yeah, the maiden season, yeah, and this reunion cracked me up because it was like Lisa Vanderpump was essentially doing our impersonation of Lisa Vanderpump. She was on such broken bird lookout. I mean, it was like she was poor lady, all she wanted to do was make Shane weep and he was like tearing up and choking up, but you know, she's like, I can do it, I can make him weep. Let's get him weep in some on stage, come on, Shane. What do I have to do?

6:19Do I have to stand in front of you? Do I have to put my hands on your shoulders? Do I have to say, I'm your mother now, you're my son, you're the new Max and Max is the new whoever he is now, but these put your head on my bosom and sob. Come to me, climb to my veins. Yeah, it was a very Lisa episode and also not understanding what anything is. Threat penis bump. What is that? TikTok what? I'll be talking about Nanny K's old grandfather clock. TikTok. I have one question. What is a slap bracelet? What are these teenage ninja turtles and do they have an interest in being waiters? What does it give me? She's confused about teenager things from the 90s. So here we go. Vanderpump rule season 12 episode 14 reunion part two tonight, it is the shocking finale of Vanderbombra. It's not shocking.

7:20It's not shocking happens, literally nothing shocking, not even remote. So we start with Audrey, who's very like, I'm Marilyn Monroe now and I'm like super mad because it's my first reunion. I'm like being mad about everything and she's ridiculous and Andy's like, can I ask you question, Audrey, why are you so mad today? What is it? Because after the past two episodes have come out, I've been brutalized on social media. I've gotten death threats. Oh God, first of all, if you're threatening to kill some waitress because she was me into it, just stop. I know. Like watch the news. Okay, there's a lot going on right now in the world without you all threatening to kill waitresses. I know. I mean, you shouldn't be doing death threats to anyone just ever. Like if you're thinking about doing a death threat, like honestly, like just engage in some self-care. Please just focus your energies into something more productive or like something to heal yourself because like death threats.

8:22That's just, first of all, it's just, oh, also so cliche, so boring of you, but also not right at all. But like you said, also like, you know, they're gonna do death threats to the Vanibrom rules kids. Come on. So, but I like that. Audrey's like, yeah, I've been getting death threats ever since the past two episodes have come out. It's been brutal. Angelica's like, you're not the only one like one upping on death threats. People are threatening to kill me too. It's like, do not shut the fuck up. I'm talking. You're like, don't talk to me like that. I can't be a fuck you. You started it. You bitch. No, you started it by being an asshole on TV, which is why people are responding to you, you know, on the internet, okay? It's you cause. And in fact, you were an asshole, Audrey, just say I was an asshole. I'm sorry. That's how you get people to be nicer to you, not by yelling at the person that you were mean to in the first place. You dumb dumb. And he's like, wait a minute, who are the death threats from because wow, wow, I'm glad. You know, felt like no one's watching this show, but people are watching this show enough

9:23to give you death threats. Where are you having quotes? I want to take this to the office. It was Mary Faith. Mary Faith is like, die bitch, you left your comb in the bathtub, die fucking bitch. So Andy's, Audrey says the death threats are from people coming from her, okay? So she posted things first and she's like, I never asked anybody to send you a death threat. She's like, I never said you did, okay? But you know what? I post a funny response from return and I get people attacking me for it. And I think online bullying is actually disgusting. You know, Audrey really does have a future as a stand up because she's already sort of doing the, you can't joke about anything anymore, kind of bit, which is like all comedians do these days. So, um, and she's like, yeah, online bullying is disgusting. And Audrey is like, yeah. So then why do it? And she's like, I didn't do it. And she's like, okay, Angelica at TomTom, Angel Lisa, all about your issues with Jason, including the fact that he had a penis bump. That's right. We're moving on from death threats to the penis bump. Were you trying to embarrass him, Bob?

10:23And you like online bullying, whatever, okay? I'll show you some online bullying. Okay, fuck that penis bump. Skip to the penis bump. Can you show me how to use it, go to anyone? Examples, Jason? Jason. Jason. So we have a little flashback to the penis bump stuff, Angelica's like, no, that was not my intention at all to embarrass him when I talked to Lisa. I just wanted him to be like, I don't know, feel really bad that he had a penis bump and then the boss should know that's it. So he's like, well, what was the intention then? Jason's like, yeah, to inform her on how to use a penis bump is that why you were telling Lisa? Like, yeah, whatever Lisa, have you ever heard of a penis bump before? She's like, no, not really, even though Tom Tom is an old dildo shop, which we all saw me shopping in and I've saw plenty of penis bumps. It's like Lisa acting like she's never been exposed to anything. When Tom Tom is the old Chi Chi La Rue sex store. Yeah. And it's like there are ghosts of penis pumps in Tom Tom, just floating around, you know,

11:27you go in there and you just hear. So she's, yeah, she's never heard of it. The penis pumps I've heard of are the old waiters at pump because they were men with penises at pump. Yeah, what did you think it was? And Jason like, come on, you've never really been a penis bump before and then we see unseen footage of Lisa going, penis pump, why would you need a penis pump? It's for aesthetics. Oh, so you needed prosthetics, but you still haven't explained to me what the flesh light is. What is that? It looks like a torch, a torch, what I would you want to torch, your penis? I can understand why you'd want to torch Ken's penis, want to hear every year on his birthday that thing flares up, torch it, kill it with fire, I say. Why would you stick your winky in a torch? So Lisa's like, I still don't quite understand, do they use it for their photographs or do

12:28they, is it when they're about to turn on the vitrolar, they need to get the penis pump going? How does it even work? We don't use it to get it up. It's just like when we're taking pictures, you know, like using our underwear and stuff like that. Now it's like, oh my god, this is crazy. Like they're like, explain to Lisa, how do you, how do you, how do you see penis pump? Yeah, because like, it just like gives you a little bigger for longer periods, we just like take better pictures. Yeah, it just like gets the little extra blood in there. That's what I'm saying. But when you're taking pictures, are you taking penis pump breaks as well? Are you using the penis pump or your own shift? And Jason's like, what? Sorry. He's like, oh my god, I'm like so glad I should have a dick. I'm glad the only thing that's attached to me is my new single passengers. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Did you know fast growing trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over 2 million happy customers?

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16:34have dicks to I've heard of shrimp cocktails but not shrimp cocks who is that what a cock ring is for well yeah you can use that too I'll just like yeah there's like different things I know now yeah well if you want to go you know OD then you palm and then you cock ring that's how you do it of course this is like the thing that Andy dwells on for the entire reunion this is like you can always guarantee like there could be any storyline happening any amount of controversy like you know there was that there was actually a fight on top of a hotel early in the season we don't even touch it in this episode but of course we spend 10 minutes while Andy can be like whoa let's talk more about the penis bump okay so what I understand is better if you were sitting on my face while you were explaining it sad just has sheree's son ever used a penis bump would you like to show him how do you need me to observe just to make sure you do it right Angelica you've actually done

17:35commercials for a reptile dysfunction medication sick yeah I support a reptile dysfunction you do what an odd thank you for taking the stance you guys stop bullying erectile dysfunction okay I stand for a reptile dysfunction sometimes the penis is just exhausted give it a break in 2026 we can't be silent about the important issues I support a reptile dysfunction so Chris is like well then why are you talking shit then because it was a funny thing to say and Andy's like well why are you so judgy about a penis bump I wasn't judgy about a penis bump it's like you were not judgy saying yes you were an odd you were judgy you're really judgy which Audrey it's so hilarious that Audrey the standup comedian who later on refuses to acknowledge that she was shitty and hit below the belt is suddenly like super serious about the penis bump how could you be judgy about the penis bump that's one line we don't cross in standup comedy Jason's like you

18:36live very hypocritical about the penis bump yeah you got angry at Angelica for telling people about the penis bump but you were the one who told her about it in the first place oh no that's Andy said that's sort of the same as him he like yeah it's real real bitchy about it he's like yeah I was like correct correct I did time in the first place because you know what I told her in private I told her girl to girl or rather standup comedian to girl it came like but you know what you told her on a reality show with cameras in your face and on a microphone hi I'm came I'm on this reunion too if anyone wants to ask me a question mother's like you can't say that's the same thing and Natalie says yeah but like in the context of a photo everyone say penis bump and Audrey's like yeah you can't say in the context of that because she didn't take that photo so it's like totally different and Kim's like yeah but I'm not saying that I'm saying you can't be mad that she said it oh my god this penis bump fight this is like too much argument too long fast hopefully and Jason was like I was never offended by Audrey saying it and I just like can I explain

19:37something okay Audrey explain this please America needs to hear this right now okay I came to her and actually that day at Tom Tom I sat her down I respectfully and maturedly said hey I really did not appreciate that and we see unseen footage of Audrey being like hey it was like a funny girl talking that I told you in private hmm I don't care like I really don't care Jason's last of my concerns right now yeah then why are you talking about his penis bump in front of everyone if he's the last of your concerns yeah I was like that's funny like I needed distraction because I'm fucking stressed that was my favorite but I needed it I was triggered I'm so stressed I needed to distract myself by talking shit about a penis bump Audrey's like well you should apologize to both of them honestly honestly Chris come here bit so he can fuck off back to present I'm like oh wow wow that wait is it you know what Ronnie I take it back this is a shocking reunion this shocking it is shocking what's talking to me is that Audrey is so like pissed off and standing up

20:40for the guys over their stupid penis bump but was fine with the guy like flinging her down and hurting her back and the other guy calling her a bitch and all that stuff in public like she keeps calling she keeps saying that Angelica is so male centered and needs male validation but Audrey your track record is looking a little wonky with that it's weird because Audrey started the season I thought she was like the chill girl the fun girl the cool girl like she was like down for things whatever and she has sort of over the course of the season and on this reunion has sort of become more combative and like not chill whatsoever so then Chris is like you know at first I really didn't care because I was like okay but now it's like damn she really said that to Lisa wow it's kind of weird like whatever and then you were singing over and over and over again and screaming it like the bartenders looking over like what and then just like random people that we don't know like everyone was looking like Mayor Karen Bass like showed up and was like did someone say something about a penis bump I was mortified okay for that I want to say like I'm

21:45sorry like I really am sorry dot dot dot that you need a penis bump and he's like well it's the first time I've heard that to be honest okay well I'm sorry I embarrassed you because when I watched it back okay like I okay well I wasn't embarrassed for me I was embarrassed for you ooh I brought burn I brought burn I brought burn okay well I'm sorry for the situation it's like yeah I'm just being very real you were very childish yeah well I think watching it all back I'm like in a different place now and I saw that that was inappropriate she's in okay so do you feel she has big boobs and now she can understand perspective do you understand why you feel do you feel like maybe you owe Audrey an apology now she says um okay well absolutely there's so many things I need to say I'm sorry Audrey for and this is one of them so I threw our friendship under the bus and I feel like I could have been better in that situation check thank you I appreciate that that's like all I wanted in that moment that's like all I wanted

22:48and it would have been done that's like all I wanted so thank you well you must feel relieved yeah relieved because I feel like you know she does have a heart all right she's a model slash actor and recovering addict was everyone's favorite wild card this season by the way I love that um model slash actor and recovering addict putting recovering addict then there is if that's also his occupation he goes on as I am to be he's a model actor and recovering addict because everyone's favorite wild card this season and while he doesn't technically work and sir he might spend more time there than the people who actually are at least as pay well Marcus you've known Jane for a decade now how did you two meet to involve mutual blow jobs he's like well Andy we were initially signed to the same modeling agency and we share a mutual best friend and yeah um and we lived together during the pandemic um and he was the best like honestly I was a bad influence on Jamie I'm not gonna lie wow the mutual blow jobs though I was sort of joking

23:49but did that have happened could you elaborate can you explain if it didn't happen how it would have gone pandemic otherwise known as pandemic didn't give each other hand jobs at the very least don't be the truth we're stuck in the house for a lot of years so he says that he loves the story that Shane told about the time oh no that Marcus almost left LA for good and Shane talked him into staying and Marcus is like yeah I can remember that night perfectly Andy being on sunset boulevard actually have to karaoke and I was like you know I'm tired of this shit if I hear one more person try to sing Alicia he's don't go chase and waterfalls I'm out of here what happened I carry okey like he's like yeah I took a big swing I thought I'd sing um the uh one of the songs from Aladdin thought be a good throwback no one liked it and I was like fuck at it don't know the city no one appreciates a friend like me is it Los Angeles or was it that

24:50Stevie Nick's cover am I right Andy and uh there's just really rough and uh you know I was I wasn't booking jobs or I would book him and I'd still be poor and I was like okay well I'm gonna go to law school and you know I mean my sister is a doctor I'm smarter than her so if she could be a doctor I could be a lawyer because that's how it works yes I've got to 40 years from now Marcus so and so how did you get into law really bad night karaoke like just the worst horrible mystery okay really trying to sing dream lover barmer I carried no one was buying it and I thought I'm out I'm done going into law do you know how fast the lyrics are for if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it I mean ref so well and now guess what you now have a billboard together which is really because of me if you think about it and so there's like a picture them with their billboard so it all came together just like in the pandemic so then Marcus is like

25:51uh yeah it's crazy how that worked I mean you would have to think Venus manifested for us or something like that so I don't know it's just I'm just gonna start crying again and blinking really fast I appreciate it brother I appreciate it brother okay Shane before your short film premier do you talk briefly about your upbringing and your struggles with addiction Shane known for micro dramas be films and they across the street from sir what a resume let's talk about it so we see um we watched bottom lip poked out immediately sick words I haven't watched the season I'm sorry but Shane addiction issues parental issues well broken better that it's less for like little radar it pops out when there's a sense that there's a broken bird somewhere she starts to flucking out her feathers and like putting stuff together what are you doing Lisa I'm making a mess that the emergency mess do someone get that straw out of that pump

26:56team and put it in the nest right away so how did you find the strength to get sober so Shane tells a story about it you know he says like it was either that or die and just only have those two options and you know you want to go down this road he's like I can either be like my dad or I can and be in out of jail like other family members just didn't make it but you know this the road I was on I was young and I was already out of school by the time I was 15 I was just I just sold dope with my mom and I was smoking crack I'm breaking into houses and hooking up with chicks and I locked you know he says he lost his virginity when he was 12 and he just was living fast with a bunch of broken people who were growing up you know in homes like him and he just learned to just look out for himself and he's doing this whole thing there's some I I'm not taking away from the monologue but I'm sure it's like it's something he's probably had to say a lot right and like and so he's explaining his story and he's like pretty chill as he's saying it but then Lisa's like but how did you end up being you you shall cry Shane Davis I command it how did you end up being you I don't

27:59understand that because all roads don't need to this yet somebody must have had a positive influence in your life who is that person do you want to cry about them sob sheen sob do you want to tell us about that positive influence in your life that rhymes with Amanda slump yeah well I always wanted to be loved and cared about but you loved by your parents who didn't you feel secure well they love me the way they could but it's just like you know it's really hard to be there for people when you're battling the diction yourself I'm saying oh my god same Davis but you're so good looking how did that happen did you start your workout regimen before after heroin why are you so emotional right now would you like to lean into it please explain open your heart show me your wounds he's like I don't know and she's like are you are you okay

29:00or is that is that a liquid diamond I'm seeing falling from your eyes oh please it gets about of her chair and goes over to Shane puts her hands on him she's like oh are you okay mommy is here to save you British mommy will save you Shane listen I just want you to know you're more than enough now tilt your head down into this plastic bag whatever you've been through you came out the other side squeeze until tears come out if you were my son I'd be very proud of you squeeze okay we've got enough tears just have these injected straight into my veins darling give me the IV I'm using it I'm using me hello it's me Lisa Vanderpump 20 years old thanks for the news oh panties someone ask someone get me a walkie talkie for panties she's in the control and pantie is he sobbing yet no okay Shane I said that since I first saw you and I don't know that

30:00you realize this that how special you are sub sub I say he's like thank you thank you I appreciate that he's not sobbing yet nothing's working what's happening here I tried to remind me of especially his but it's not enough you came out the other side if you were my son I'd be very proud of you and guess what today Shane I have printed out this special certificate on print shop that says Shane Davis you have been formally adopted by the Vanderpump tons of Beverly Hills congratulations he has a bowtie and a little hat and a small tiny bed in our mansion just for you my little son I'm sorry I have to take this I have to take this walkie talkie from handy pantie what is it what do you mean Max what what do you mean your brother is not crying outside because we've kicked him out of the family home all right no don't bother getting his tears he's too old cut him loose cut him loose you've been replaced pantie ask Max what if he cared about my

31:01tears when he made me walk through Hollywood to see that awful musician school that he never finished thank you congratulations now I'm going to give you one of your ceremonial Max's page meaners sorry he won't leave it anymore who's Max wrap this around your shoulder Shane the way pantie does and you always feel my embrace and if you concentrate very carefully you might even taste the flavor of a poached salmon on your tongue so Andy asks him what response he's gotten from the viewers and he's like well first people are like oh god this guy's just a typical whatever fuck boy but then I fucked him and they've asked me about more after that and then you know there's been people hitting me up like here got this man you know I got this time this amount of time and it makes me feel like well at least I'm useful to somebody you're useful to me you're useful to me I've never had such bone density as I've got after drinking your tears oh yes he's like well thank you for sharing if you would like a blow job we can talk afterwards

32:11I'm gonna offer this time because you've been through a lot okay it's like thank you and I'll be odd just like thank you Shane thank you and though you love your brother yeah so they break for lunch and Jimmy's like I've never seen Shane cry gross it was going to be disgusted by the scenes with a little I'm not like fuck that it's disgusting so Lisa comes up to Shane for follow-up she's like oh we still rolling all right are you okay it's a game could you just ladder you're talking about stuff back up old at all just a minute take a minute before we come back go go have some lunch pull yourself together you could you're good you're my son now one more thing Shane I got you something special it's a lolly enjoy she was a lot I'll pop out now listen I'm here for you as long as you're on my television show now run long run long now do you mind if I just start calling you new max thank you Shane thank you for filling the void so people are eating lunch and

33:17you know complement Angelica sees Audrey she walks past her and she's like oh my god you're like so stunning man the way she has you know I think that we're on the right track she's okay we'll talk more later so they go they go walk in I heard somebody go fake bitch or two-faced bitch I feel like Ronnie you just was that you just saying it to the TV I rewound it and I'm like she said that I heard somebody say like two-faced or something like that fake bitch so Chris is like I guess we've only got seven more so they're checking it on Shane he's like oh my god I'm fine you know and now they're making fun of Lisa's purse because it's a big feathered purse it's a mess darling and Venus goes it looks like my chips oh my god that's like so funny that's like the funniest thing you've ever sat there and I'll see and I'm like are your pubes half pink because I want to dye my pubes half pink I'm gonna manifest that y'all let's do that that's right okay

34:21everyone quiet four three two one fake bitch okay we're off and okay we are back with LVP and her new son congratulations love that you were able to take him out to Sears to take a family photo real quick okay so Demi we found that right before you went to pass the robes for Lisa's women and wine event please Andy said correctly that Kim and Marcus had broken up again I think you spoke for the entire audience when you question what Kim could have possibly done during a special hug to upset Marcus I love that this is a question for Kim but we're still not gonna ask it to her we're gonna ask it to Demi instead so what was the special hug and Demi Demi's like well it was a hug but like it was both arms so it was special well yeah but I don't even think it was both arms y'all to keep it real it wasn't both arms like it wasn't a nor it wasn't a it was a normal hug it was like a classic hug classic just your standard classic hug oh like the ones that Shane never got

35:21growing up he has mummy here now dog moldy long well it was the normal hug then why did you get jealous he's like could the inner inner jealousy bitch asses came out of me in that moment brother that's why that's why Andy well I tell you like you got jealous at the Madonna in when you found out that Shane and Audrey kissed during a music video suit that nobody ever saw so knowing that Audrey was in a relationship at that time didn't use your mind she's like I mean Audrey and I weren't in the best place at that time and like that was my authentic feelings Andy you know like I would have appreciated heads up from a girl about it and Audrey's like oh my crystals are and we didn't even know we had to cast so that's why you didn't get a heads up cuz I didn't even know you know Kim was like so we're not talking about that hug situation when I can ask me how I felt Kim didn't even get one line in that whole thing they just still get over him you're just not gonna I feel like generally so bad for Kim now I just I don't know like I felt like she was such a drip all season but now I just I just feel like they just ignore her it's just not right so um Audrey is like yeah um

36:28yeah that music video that I did that you got y'all's about like Chris was there and that was like a professional thing that I did like I went to Shane and I kissed him and I was like I set that to table like I didn't know we're kissing till we got to the beach so like how could I even give you a heads up and yeah well speaking of kissing I felt like I was having a fever dream when you guys all started making out with each other and family's a bespoke and of course we stopped to harp on this moment which literally no one cared about watching this show but we're like okay you guys all kiss who be this you said nothing with the worst kisser because you put her little strawberry tongue in your mouth she we talk about the kissing who is the best kisser who is the worst kisser who wants a kiss again now didn't want to use the penis but um Jason was the best kiss or wow everybody okay could you explain to me your theory on her pheromones versus angelicose pheromones and Jason's like well like pheromones like that comes from a place of like energy and Natalie's personality was just vibrant and I liked who she was and I guess that enhanced pheromones now

37:31there's something like yeah okay he liked her natural woman sent Chris for the operation then Abby asks about the possible three way they were all gonna have between Jason Natalie and the other girl she started making out with and it didn't happen guys wow so okay um let's see here I'm skipping that I'm assuming that most of this room have had a threesome right and everyone says no except for of course Chris and um and he's like okay but was it a threesome for real or paid for threesome I mean it doesn't matter was it work was it work all right Kim has not had a threesome so Kim I have a question for anyone else but Kim about threesome so okay that Venus tell me about your threesome and Venus like yeah I let two guys go down to me at the same time it was wild it was crazy and she's like yeah wow that's crazy how does that uh how does that work like Shane does does play a space do you get two penises where to get

38:36another one some guys get all the extra help and some are at oh I'll tell you where I'm gonna go down to the toy store for a present for my new sunshine yeah so Shane's like Andy says Shane Davis I mean come on you've had three sums I mean please like listen to your stories there's at least a threesome in there and he's like well um but it wasn't with two chicks though okay please tell us more and this and then all of a sudden Andy just moves forward I was like wait excuse me yeah finally you get to a question we want the answer to rewind recently he's like we'll talk to me a bit ethical now monogamy machine and he's like yeah I just think that you know I cost I cut past all that confusion you know yeah it's called a cop out and Shane says like yeah I just let you know up front that way you have a choice as a woman do you want to entertain this like I'm not gonna be monogamous to you whatsoever okay so what form would that take if someone said yes that would you tell the woman oh I was with someone you know what it just just depends on the boundaries

39:41that she has in place but I think you know it's kind of crazy because I've only been with like six women this year I'm the last year last year I was only with six women last year so it's kind of slow for me whoa how many in this group and he's like oh in this particular group and Audrey guesses two and he's like yeah I'm gonna throw that like that you know I slept with two with the group and I'm gonna say that and then he's like two yeah and Jason enters angelic Natalie and then he's like oh I didn't even know he slept with angelic wow wow wow I'm actually so happy for her right now because you want that so badly look out look how happy I am man sometimes sheets like they pile up or they start thinning or fraying or like just fall off the bed too easily or you'll feel like you're overheating and guys that is the sign that it's time to upgrade to bowl and branch yeah because sometimes when that happens it's not all at once

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43:55coming into this group you know when using guys' distraction i probably should have taken a bit more time to myself but in the moment he was like meeting a breath he's like meeting a breath of fresh air for the first time okay well does lix guy know you slept with shane like you were talking he's like yeah i mean he was thing other people too yeah and Natalie's like um yeah can i say something like being single is like so fun yeah that's gonna be the name of my name song bans and go so fun yeah so and he's like what about you Natalie and she's like what about it it's like well your your situation ship was changed like oh my god like shane and are like so close like he's this day one of my best friends but like i don't really know what's going on right now he's like stairs i'm like what are they god i hate going into a new part of the house i'm just like falling down the staircase they're so difficult it's like all right so you don't know what's going on with the two of you right and he's like shane what he's going on with the two of you

44:57well and then everyone's like yeah you guys look really good you guys are so good but all you guys are so good together yeah she's like no i realized like after a couple of times i was like hey let's put that laundry up with no hooking up because like you mean a lot to me if we do this i might freak out and split and run off you know what i'm saying haha so yeah he gets close and then he runs but like we still talk for hours and sleep in the same bed and like we're all over each other so he knows do you have feelings for him i mean if you're good friends couldn't that be the basis of something more and so a very long answer from her is basically like you know i've had friends and i missed that in a boyfriend because i think boys and girls should be friends if they're together and that would be nice but vulnerable but you know it just seems like it's all there Andy but he just can't commit and but they talk multiple times today and they're dear friends and shane's like yeah one of my best friends but are you attracted to her

45:59and he's like she's hot yeah they just can't do it guys he can't commit oh god poor shane can't commit it's tricky for me you got him to trick you oh is this more trauma can't commit because you never had a mother who said i love you and now he's like yeah it's funny because like we'll all sleep in the same bed and the next day he'll be like that was the best night's goodbye i've had in a very long time and i'm like yeah it's because we love each other right and jane's like yeah that's true i do sleep better yeah i'm like i'm not trying to throw him under the bus but like if we're gonna be honest explain what it really is because like when we're together he'll be like scratch my back i don't like we'll be like i love each other and it just like feels right because i like scratches back and i'm like that felt good and i'm like it felt good for me too and i'm like i'm glad i didn't cut my nails he's like yeah i'm glad didn't cut your nails too it's kind of like we're in love you know listen jane is so let down he can't risk his sobriety by getting involved with somebody he's got to fuck multiple people a week

47:00because otherwise he could let someone down in the future and then he would be even more vulnerable who needs him more vulnerable not me surely get over here i'm gonna open my eyes pretend your ears are teardrops uh pretend your tears are eye drops and put them in your dry oh oh oh i feel so much better shamed my psychological and analysis move you two tears did it make you want to saw because you realized dating Natalie could risk the thing you've worked so hard for your sobriety sobbing to my bosom shane i'm mad at least like well how do you think you would let people down i mean i don't get it and he's like well you know like you got expectations that i don't want to do it emotionally so what do you guys not understanding i hate when someone is so fucking honest and people are like what but wait i think it's just an insecurity that you would let me down but like it's just because you're like so vulnerable and you had a rough childhood but maybe like it's just you haven't found me no he's telling you who's not going to stop

48:03fucking other people he's gonna let you down by making you think there is something and then fucking other people what do you guys not understand stop trying to talk him out of it for crazy i mean i'm sure there is probably a fear that he has i i don't i don't know if this is something that like you know people in recovery deal with but i have to imagine there's probably some concern like what if i fall off the wagon and i just point this person i don't want to hurt them i'm sure there is that but i also he's also like a hot young model who just wants to fuck people so like he just wants to just play around he's just newly famous he just wants to stick a dick and anything that moves right now so and yeah there's a lot of reasons that people are you know fucked up there are so many reasons but just don't go trying to solve the fuck boy like the smatha riddle it's not a new york times puzzle and you're only gonna get screwed in the end so just don't just just not don't do that okay go back to wortle not anyone on this cast but just in general hilarious that these it's a thing that these people would be doing word games

49:04no i take it back i got it at least it's like okay we'll have you guys do a single word the you guys can type in it's one of five vowels today it's like it's about they play a vowel that's like well they gave me five chances but i somehow didn't get it right i want to buy a vowel a tea has to be a vowel okay tea because there's two ease at the end of tea so anyway we have a uh and it's like lock a back the van to the brule's reunion shame on the last night of the trip to pass a roadways you broke things up with angelica and you even went so far it's a lock your door oh but did he lock his heart because mummy is here to say okay Lisa i'm gonna need you to settle down over there so we see the flashbacks of that trip why did that feel why did locking a door and putting a security camera on angelica feeling the right decision in that moment Jane well i was scared today and she had a good maybe coming into my room and then earth's

50:05having sex um i appreciate that yeah so angelica is such a weirdo and he's like yeah and i was like you know she's a few drinks deep and i was like that she's not gonna be good for me um also you thought she was crazy and you had just told her that you wanted nothing to do with her in this way and she was still trying to sneak into your room so yeah he's too much of a gentleman to say that but uh like let's face it that's what he was saying so angelica was next to you in la x guy literally don't care she's still dating this guy and she's like but you know you've got some serious struggles with this guy i mean you've reached that to me when you guys broke up she goes well yeah but like as a friend um because you give me good pep talks you know and Audrey goes because you needed to feel validated and she says yeah of course i don't care you cannot get rid of angelica that shit's funny she's like of course what are men for i need constant validation

51:06i'm like yeah or they keep them driving into parking garages and Audrey just shrugs her shoulders like she thought she got a point there but she's like no that is exactly why i called him sandy is like so let me tell you guys broken up they've broken up a bunch of times uh which by the way this show can't handle two toxic couples we already have Marcus and Kim we cannot have another one so of course we can it's Vanderpump rules Tom and Katie Jackson Stasi Kristen and Crows okay that's a fair point um so andy is like oh gaysie bro oh you're somehow thinking about getting engaged yeah i mean we both come from toxic past and like we've been like in there i'd be for the last four months so everything solves like oh together yeah together well and how did you guys meet oh god and Demi just jumps because i don't like him which is like wow what a surprise Demi doesn't like someone so uh nobody likes him really and um to me is like yeah i met him a couple weeks ago and like

52:07i was super excited to meet him i was like this was my face when i met him and like i mean i don't know what happened but she was crying and she was upset and they were fighting yeah but what happened is they showed the video of Shane and i kissing that's what happened so did this guy come to like one of their live viewing party things or whatever and then a scene of them kissing came and he like threw a fit at the restaurant a little loser i know seriously and so angelic i was like yeah the first time he'd seen it and so we kind of like a really big fight and Demi's like i don't care i don't like him i took the friends and family discount off his bill because i was like he's not friend or family look at me laughing at my good work um mark's like um can i come to lax guy's defense from one toxic boyfriend to another okay you know when you get into a new relationship and you're dating this girl and she's not even complimenting complimenting you on your like great karaoke performance you know and you need that because otherwise you just made quickly entire city you know and like this girl she's like

53:08sought after by girls guys like Shane Davis and Jason he's like our stars it's just like not the easiest thing for a guy to you know to be ill just secure in the moment i said oh boohoo boohoo for this guy mark it's not this is not the one to be said everyone's like this guy is like emotionally abusive and mark is just like oh wait a minute brother i got to stand off for this guy i've just got to know mark is no it's hard for him it's hard to be a guy who has to see his hot girlfriend making out with other guys instead before you came into the picture like that's really difficult yeah so then um Kim's like well listen like i'm in a toxic relationship and like in my way it's like fun because it's like he doesn't like me but he does every time he comes back i know that he truly does me but like your guy's this relationship like he makes you feel smaller and he doesn't allow her to shine Andy he wants control and Lisa's like oh god really another one her jeez all right get him into casting immediately he sounds like a great waiter oh i i'm so sorry that he's toxic but it's so hard to find a good

54:13waiter these days so until like i was like well i mean i see some similarities in like the relationship like you guys have cam you know but i'm still breathing for you guys and Kim's like well i'm rooting for you guys too you know i just want you to be happy and Andy's like oh sounds a little volatile she says yeah i'm in volatile yeah i'm job i'm so clueless i love it she's like yeah it's like totally romantic and does Kim say he erupts a version of angelica that i don't believe she needs to be i think she maybe evokes but um she goes yeah he like you want her to have the best most respectful guy and Lisa's like oh whoever you are sitting on that stool it's difficult for me bless you to take your advice on a relationship i'm sorry Kim the broken bird line ends here you have to be out in the cold i'm a seriously bless you though jocelyn but um please whoever you are unfortunately we've tried to repair your wings and just not not for us you'll

55:20have to go to a different establishment so and he says uh so you're with la guy and she's like yeah and and he says okay but you have a baby packed with Shane and Kim's like wait a minute so angelica's like well when Shane and i slept together it was like if we ended up single like would you ever want children and like i was like i i got into a relationship so i guess the pack's broken both the path was that you two would have kids together if you didn't have kids by a certain age oh come on is this like what everybody does with their gay best friend and by the way i have renegged on every one of those packs there's one of those where you just make with your best girlfriend when you're like oh my god if we're 40 and we haven't had a baby we are totally getting married and having a baby and then i hit 40 and i was like hell no i'm not marrying any you crazies my friend tried to do that with me and i was like no because you're gonna then make me try that like i then i'll have to like raise the child and i'm like no i don't want to do it so then Shane i was like i'm like pre dead beating i'm i'm basically like shane davis yeah i'm like yeah it's

56:21called ethical deadbeat i'm not doing that and my friend didn't want to marry me either in their defense like i'm saying they're crazy they were probably like i'm not marrying you you loser you'd still have the same sheets as when we made that pack 20 years ago shane's basically like yeah made a baby pack because i'm very genetically fortunate that and she would have my jeans i'm like what i want details about genetically whatever and angelica's like well like hypothetical like if you're ever single and you're 40 you know we don't have children and i was like yeah you know normal pillow talk conversation so wait no go back to genetically fortunate because you're good looking yes Andy look what do you think he means yes they're hot two hot people having a baby was so hard to get i think it probably has something to do with uh the fertile grants he got for all the research he's doing on various uh topics yeah yeah it does he's hot Andy did you seek out some fogo to have babies with get out of here that's right first for a hot

57:23person so oh yeah Audrey you roasted all of your friends but it's clear that you kind of sharpened your axe for angelica so uh tell them this more about that and i was like yeah like like it was stuff that was like already out there that we'd already been talking about for weeks like don't get mad at her it can't say yeah but it was weaponized guys guys guys listen all this felt bad for angelica in that moment Audrey's like oh please you came to me every single day Marcus for weeks and you're so fucking fun you're the funniest girl in the West Hollywood is like yeah i'm toxic don't you don't remember that part yeah brother but i like i was building you up because you were funny like my bad you were funny no sorry but in the moment like look around the room like look around the room of people cheering Audrey Audrey Audrey and she's like you're full of shit for the Audrey you were an asshole just everybody is to even Marcus is saying you're an asshole well i okay Marcus i don't know but everyone agrees this is sensitive to this stuff because obviously

58:27there was some terrible thing that happened at karaoke and he's just like has his heart goes out to people who get publicly humiliated in small bars apparently yeah and he's like you know you did a good job it was your first standup but that was still mean and he's like but at the end of the day we can't brother for brother and we can't sit here and pretend that all of us were like god damn she's cooking her ass and Natalie goes well honestly i didn't feel bad like i thought it was funny and being this is like yeah a roast is like a comedy special i'm seeing them on tv so i was getting a blowjob from like five people last time i saw a roast nobody said nothing to me about it yeah i was watching Dan net when those guys were going down on me and so uh Kim is like yeah but you don't talk about your relationship and then go after her look that was like a low blow she could have stopped it and i was like yeah well she didn't go after her looks at all she's being funny Marcus like yeah but you said face tune Audrey was like okay i didn't say you needed it i said you used it and that's a fact yeah but like also like angelica is the kind of girl who always wants to like throw jabs at people like Jason and Audrey and then jolica's like okay yeah well

59:31oh can you let me finish can you let me finish okay we miss me miss of the hair flick i know try to make something happen because i will embarrass a man that wants that act tripling with me but that's just who i am and but i will not go after a girl and just like hey i never act tripling with you and jellica and then it's like yeah i'm not saying you're jabber okay because you're because you're because you're jabber but like she made some jabs at you on the stage and just kind of karma because you constantly give out jabs jabber no because she didn't jab at Aubrey at Audrey so that's not karma and Jason saying i never act tripling with you angelica what are you talking about you threw on the ground in a class and throughout her back and then acted like an asshole after that wait and then and then admitted like oh by the way remember how you asked me if i was seeing someone i am seeing someone yeah exactly so what are you talking about so and he's like well you said you don't come after women's looks but you called her ugly angelica and you said she'd look like Sid the sloth okay so we got that wrong the first time when we were he kept it the first time we

1:00:31said uh missed it sort it's a lot or so we said something like that i didn't know it was Sid the sloth so now i'm gonna look up Sid the sloth i think it was that from um zutopia or like i don't know rude let me look i'm looking up to Sid the sloth but i know it's from ice age oh that's even worse i don't think she looks like that but that is so fucking rude and also hilarious so um ray remana sloth you so i'm telling cuz like well i was hurt though and i shouldn't have said that and i'm not wrong and i'm sorry cuz you're not ugly Audrey and she's like thank you i know that that's why i didn't react to it yeah but the person i saw was an ugly person and i was waiting for an apology cuz i came to her and i was like congratulations on ice age and by the way said the sloth is john like wasamo not really want to know for anyone who is about to send me i was gonna say he looks very energetic he looks like a very energetic to be the character to be played

1:01:32by romano ray remana is like and the pictures like happy Sid the sloth okay so where we'll be here in this fight again well we're still talking about who apologized who didn't apologize and july cuz like no she did not apologize so and he's like okay Audrey is there anything you want to apologize for the roast and when i tell you you can hear the buzz of the lights as Audrey just looks around like yeah very serious the end of comedian she says okay he say one thing okay in instagram was below the belt and i thought the relationship wasn't that crazy in my head but i apologized that it affected you the way that it did she goes and it's like thank you that's it's a very very fresh and i just had moved out so it was like a lot because and i'm sorry for that i'm sorry for that i also want to say it was a 15 minute set and there was 10 minutes where it was like i didn't just like roast them all one time and it's i just liked it and three on her okay i did a few on chain i do a bunch of everybody okay i even i even roast at least savander pup

1:02:34ooh what do you mean roast is that slang for said something very affectionate about your boss no no no no i just i said a lot of different things okay i just felt like the door was open because our conversation we had and demi is like i'm not really sorry though because like when you say how it's like not a sorry when you say i'm sorry and then however you know oh look there's beolar what's beolar doing back there it's a scratch and around getting more comfortable he heard the sloth and he was like where she's like okay i apologize then you're right you're right well are you still pursuing stand-up comedy and she's like yes i am and though she's so good she goes yeah i'm like i think i'm funny as fuck okay how many gigs have you done since then where's your set i do not believe you i just want that i just want Sarah Kalana back to just look at her like please kill me i know i do not associate with this person oh what did you say about me in your quote-quote re-host and so we see unseen footage of Audrey being like okay gods for those of you

1:03:36who don't know who this savander pompous she's basely frosay turned into a person a boogadink think it's um ah yikes booboo so um at least pride is one of the biggest celebrations for straight people in your version of west hollywood so uh why choose Venus to throw your party he's gay why would you after 12 seasons of the show finally allow a gay person to do something gay are pride! what changed? well you know Venus has been a huge presence here and there is no split split end pride so we decided to let him do gay pride. I thought bi is as close to split end as we could get so why not? wow I was really moved by your coming out story about how your dad watched all of Vanderpump rules as a way to connect with you i mean wow that is gay your dad

1:04:37watched the straightest show on bravo. yeah you know it was really nice and you know even I haven't watched all the seasons okay cuz like I think there were like three that were made before I was even born I don't know it's like old people drama right? I was like whoa I hadn't really talked to my dad in 10 years just a little bit here and there oh oh 10 years you must feel so alone so left out would you say that you don't have a father one second. Psst Pandey get your father on the phone tell him we've got another new son coming in getting ready get him get him get him tell daddy to get a bish more mid-out okay. never mind never mind. he's gay never mind. stay like that don't stay. cancel it's May on the it's May. cancel the cancel project Pashmina. cancel it. get the telephone booth in power is ready tell said tricky can't stay there anymore we've got a new gay coming in. so and he's like Audrey you talked about your queer dating history in your stand-up show with that about and she says she was 14 and never had a relationship but she was a

1:05:43freshman and she fell in love with the girl in acting studio and they dated four years but then she transitioned into a man and so she was able to watch that happen and she's like it it took so much courage and I was like you need to do that on your own. that's great okay Marcus again and he's like yeah I don't know what to say about that so Andy goes Marcus again I was a prize when you were talking about stopping taking birthday control have you had any pregnancy scares please please don't reproduce comes like no pregnancy wishes every time I'm a day late and Marcus is like well babe and I think honestly not for nothing Marcus would be a great father and they guess that's terrifying no one's like no one's gonna be a dad so they talk about this she's like but he's always wanted it so you know let's do it and he's like well there are different levels to being ready stable relationships are a good place to start so I've always wanted

1:06:48to be an Olympian it does not mean that I just get to be an Olympian okay like wanting it is different than being ready for it okay I will be the one tripping on any sport that I apply for so you know I don't expect I do eventually leave my house and go into public and any old lady it can have a baby I can tell you that you're a plenty of them out there I say just drop them if you want them just do it everybody else is it's true really and he's like well are you financially ready is your relationship in a place where it's ready you know they're like well maybe if you gave us a raise we could pay for like maybe if you paid us more than $10 an episode that would help so they're talking about it nobody's really feeling for it and they're like well why don't you use protection and Marcus goes come on brother I haven't pulled out since college oh you're talking about classes with vaginas so Kim's like oh my god my mother's watching guys oh you pulling out Andy he's like I don't really have to worry about that he's uh we're talking about

1:07:50vehicles so Andy's like welcome back to the Vanderbomb rules reunion which feels like it should be wrapping up but we're still going to keep on going good on social media wrap up people Jesus so now we're talking about only goings yeah it's just it's it didn't need two parts for sure so now they're talking about the only fans drama and how Angelica never watched it she only read the caption and the caption was disgusting all three of our favorite boys are back together all three of our throbbing cocks and spread open holes rubbing each other down all over oiled up saggy balls and stroking so she's like okay you know you read that and what do you think the video is and she's like yeah I put two and two together so I just read the caption and other people who agreed who who watched the video agreed at the time well Demi you watched 45 seconds and she was it was awful Andy I came everywhere it was worse than hamnet people liked hamnet

1:09:02have you seen it is a good hamnet it's supposed to be great I want to see it here it's just like you just cry and I kind of feel like just like I think when I'm here in New York I'm like once my parents go to bed I'm just gonna put it on my laptop and sit here and just cry in my childhood bed while I watch hamnet I was gonna watch it the other day and I saw the just the main picture of it was like hamnet and it was just a lady cry with tears and rise crying and staring into the sun and I was like mmm I'm gonna watch the U.T. Raiders girl I'm watching this so Demi's like ugh it was awful and I was like well confirmed that it was incest what in 45 seconds made you think it was incest well all I saw were just these two and like there was like some other guy or something like that and Jason goes yeah there was an older man it's like he was probably I don't know like 28 just a real old guy and Demi is like yeah and you're like fully naked and he goes on massaging each other in the shower and I just was like not ready for any of it gross yeah like are they blood related are they related by marriage and Chris was like listen

1:10:07everyone has their own opinion that's the thing about art you know I create it and you guys you know you're a lot to have your opinion you know just Picasso listen to naysayers who is Picasso I don't know mean seriously guys art Demi's like but are they like first cousins or their second cousins like this really affects the incest of it all because like it's fine and Jason's like I wasn't like even massaging him you know she's like I saw your penis she's because yeah I know in the beginning I was naked I'm just like but I had on a thong to massage him so it was totally different shane shane shane told Angelica that his cousin told him to finger someone and she's still one after him no like it's not he said it was squirting she goes okay well squirting whatever so then we see the clip of Shane saying when I was a teenager my cousin brought his girlfriend into the other room to teach me how to make women square it's the same fucking thing

1:11:09Angelica okay Marcus said that it seemed like you were really trying to embarrass Jason about the video were you because you were mad at him can someone show me this video by the way Angelica's like no I think that you like you just wanted to get my point across I just want to get my point across and like watching myself back at that incest part like really makes me uncomfortable so she's like okay you're right I didn't see it but I read the caption like what do you want from me and Jason's like well but like what if you weren't pissed off at me would you still have acted like that and she's like um I support only fans I have friends on only fans and I mean it's like yeah I support only fans too it's just like the cousin part was weird she's like well I have no problem okay I think the cousin aspect of this weird I was like whoa now it's like yeah but there weren't even touching each other's decks it's just like two cousins being naked together you know oiling each other up like what's so wrong with that I didn't know that I didn't watch it Jason it's a great video guys honestly it's some of our best work yeah they get some good advertised I thought it was actually really good advertising the way that Demi and Angelica were

1:12:13talking about it it just crashed the minute the Natalie was like they're not even touching each other's decks it's like okay and sales just plummeted I know well we had asked I you know in the excitement of the crappies when what basically had all the case you didn't hear like pretty much the whole cast showed up and so we had them all up on stage and prior to that we were gonna have we're gonna have like more of a moment with Chris and Jason and I was gonna ask we were talking to them backstage and Chris was saying that they got like a whole they've been getting so many signouts for their only fans so I was gonna ask him about that on stage and I felt really bad that I forgot about it but yeah he apparently said and I was hoping for him to elaborate more on it but apparently this has just been great advertising for them they're like raking in the money from it yeah that's why you do it and I say that's why you do uh vandal pump rules because you're gonna make a lot more money on only fans than you are in vandal pump rules if you do well so um

1:13:14Lisa's like can I ask something I haven't seen it I'm not going to see it unless it will make Shane cry will it make Shane cry that's my question no okay I don't care but listen there needs to be clarity because I'm not understanding okay if these two are in the shower and giving each other a massage to earn money from only fans or is it a completely sexual thing what is it well I don't know why don't you give me five minutes to go wash in my trailer and I'll be right back oh I apparently can't do that well okay on a scale of nothing to white load as well was it and Chris is like you know we're not hooking up with each other I'm just massaging Jason's freaking shoulders while the masseuse is just massaging me and you know getting some boners and like rubbing each other's boners and I don't know like coming on each other's chest but I don't know it's like pretty pretty simple stuff I'm Jason's like they're with the professionals masseuse there to watch us swallow so it was like totally fine he was older he was older it was our other cousin um Chris is like yeah he's massaging our lower bags not really

1:14:15been getting into your ass you know and he's like yeah it's our other roommate was the one who was like a little bit more nude than us who the ones he was more nude he was more nude did he take off his penis how was he more nude and so Chris is like yeah there are four guys myself my roommate at the time the old guy the masseuse and the guy who does clown parties wait that's more than four yeah we got one of the baristas from Phil's coffee wait a second this is like a gym locker room now Jason's like what what do you mean a gym locker room like how guys are naked in the gym locker room oh yeah yeah I love that Jason got to hook up at that point he's like whoa wait what locker room is that happening people are doing this for free and Lisa's like wait so she's saying it's not as sexual act is what you're saying and he's like no it's not like I was fucking Jason in the ass like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we don't talk like this mate team 73 can we just get a clear just a a final number count of how many guys are

1:15:15in this video I just want to know oh my gosh you just go on and on about this so then they start out to say and he's like okay Chris do you film with other women and he's like well there is one woman I did film a scene with but she was a professional porn star at the time and Jason goes very famous huge with that was a big he's like yeah we were hooking up and she liked me more than I liked her you know and I told her I wasn't comfortable dating her because she was a porn star and listen I know that might sound fucked up because I do only fans but listen you know it's not right to toy with someone's feelings unless they're your cousin and Jason's like that's right bro let me hear for you is this like this like delineation between porn star and only fans I'm not acting like it's not there but is this like the delineation of like in the 90s between like soft core and hardcore now it's like yeah I'm not hardcore porn I guess but he said he did fuck her on camera so he is a porn star I mean it's like the only the only difference is like you don't have a contract with any kind of company I guess like what would it be like are

1:16:19you independent if you're on only fans are you like just hard to be an indie movie and you're like I'm not dating a nap you know I'm not dating like Sandra Bullock I'm indie yeah it's hard to believe he didn't get cast in that new tangled reboot you know so close so close so Chris is he got beat by a manheim yeah camera manheim son wow who would have thought who would have um so Jason's like the weirdest thing is that I've ever gone is that by the way the with only fans the weird things happy who make weird requests weird thing is that someone wanted me to use the bathroom and go and record that I was like hell no man so like that's crazy yeah um and they were like just talk about these weird requests and then Jason goes yeah I had this guy with a fetish he literally wants me to pretend that I was a peanut and I was being swallowed and I did that for my fifteen hundred dollars like gender a peanut and being swallowed so I was like greatly on the couch and playing with these ones oh oh who who did that who trolled poor Jason

1:17:22because you know that's not a real request ends at home with a monic wearing a monical doing a helicopter on his wiener I'm going to knock this peanut spark out good my peanut who is looking for a peanut being swallowed porn come on we're all watching too much porn just stop and stop watching porn so I got a peanut suck of my trachea suck porn no Austin would be like okay pretend you're a peanut you're you're about to get swallowed but then you get chewed up and spit all over people's faces yeah the crumbs are stuck in the washing machine yeah so then Audrey is like come on guys I mean they started doing this so they could stop eating cat food darling I mean there are other ways and Jason goes yeah I mean look at Kim Kardashian yeah I do not and Chris would always joke that tuna smell like cat food and Andy was like okay we're gonna leave it at that when we come back I will give a full report on that video and tell you what I found about peanut finishes

1:18:26okay by the way wouldn't it be so funny if someone wrote in like a penis is like like hey pretend like you're a penis being swallowed if you know what I mean but they had a typo and wrote in peanut because they were narrating through Siri show me a peanut they still have to pay it was delivered like damn it I just think the idea of Jason like on a bad like ball like balled up like a peanut is so funny like oh yeah I'm just doing it so seriously I'm being like what look it came Kardashian you know so it's what she got to do to really get your place in Calabases was he a peanut being swallowed so that's the final things what do we all learn Venus is so glad he can have friendships with guys now and and Jellica you know now she has like a female she wants a female centric group that's not afraid to embarrass some of these guys because men could be tripling to him and Andy and we need to come together okay yeah and basically Audrey is like

1:19:28and if the social media can stop from here and out we can start with that it's a good loyalty task that we can go from there all right and Jason hopefully by this point you finally learned the menu tell me something else from the goat cheese balls and he's like uh yeah something else on the menu uh shit he goes uh shit exactly you finally read the menu yeah precisely um still then and he's like sorry someone tried to call me on my laptop just like when oh I hate that you know because like now they like the phone like they automatically send to the laptop you would do not disturb and I'm like who is calling me during like I was more like I was like I hope I did not accidentally answer this phone call that I can't hear as well they're hearing me talking about peanut fetish born peanut swallowing hi this is your bank calling do you ever watch peanut fetish born so now they're talking um you know Matt Marcus secretly ships Shane and Natalie and then um Natalie says maybe but you know if if he wants it then he can be

1:20:33vulnerable and then Lisa gives them analogs like well I would hope to see growth I think being on a reality shows like looking at a very large mirror and I have to say god damn it I'm gorgeous who oh well everyone we're gonna make one final toast here's a not alcoholic moito for for Shane and look let's toast and then it ends with that guy who like basically photo bombed them uh at the Belmont they have them lurking in the back of the set and everyone's like oh my god that's like hilarious do you know you look just like the guy from that from when you were like from the Belmont that's like crazy Jason's like that's the old guy that's the old guy tell him about your thong bro and that brings an end to the van and pump rules reboot I thought they did a swell job with it it was very fun yeah good to asking good vibes and I hope people were maybe resistant give it a shot

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