3/5/26 STAYCATION SETUP - RELATIONSHIP UNDER REVIEW

0:00This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising. But what if you could be saving money by switching to Progressive? Drivers who save by switching saved nearly $750 on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now. Quote today at progressive.com. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, national average 12 month savings of $744 by new customers surveyed who saved with Progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary, discounts not available in all states and situations. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With carpooling, you'll have time to relax, save money, and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you. Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling, every dollar saved, every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org

1:01or call 800-745-RIDE. That's commuterconnections.org. This is attorney Amida Zari from Zari Law. If you've been injured in an accident and feel like no one is fighting for you, it's time to fight back. Paul Zari Law at 888-838-Hurt. That's what one call you can put a proven legal team on your side. Zari Law has been serving the DMV for over 15 years. proudly fighting for our local community. I was born and raised right here in the DMV. And my team is made up of experienced, reputable local attorneys dedicated to fighting for injury victims just like you. Follow us on all social platforms at azari.law. That's a-z-a-r-i.l-a-w. Don't wait, don't settle. Fight back with Azari Law. With offices in Maryland, DC, and Virginia, my team and I are ready to stand up for you. Call 888-828-Hurt. That's 888-828-HURT.

2:03And let us fight back for you. We are your morning mess this time for that staycation. Set up, listen here. We got Daisy in Peoria on the line. Daisy, you think that your man is cheating after finding the review he left on a hotel. Oh, that's a new one. Yeah, we got to put two and two together on that one. Wow, okay. So obviously, you never stayed at this hotel with him. No, a few weeks ago, my best friend and I decided, you know, we wanted to take a little trip to Sedona. Uh-huh. And out of the two of us, I'm usually the one who plans things. So I took the responsibility, put the hotels, look at the restaurants, you know, just coming in charge of their dinner, right? Mm-hmm. So my friend sent me this cool restaurant she saw on TikTok. And the video didn't have too many views. So I wanted to confirm it was actually good. Look up some of the reviews. Well, privately, I personally didn't have the Yelp app. So I downloaded it to look up this restaurant. And as I'm looking at the reviews for that specific place,

3:05I just started, you know, hopping around, different establishments in Sedona to pump up the dinner, right? And I was shocked by what I found. I guess Charlie thought that I'd never see this, but his dumbass let the whole review on this one wine tasting spot from two weeks ago. Talking about how he and his lady had a great time there. It was the perfect date night spot. And I'm near the super confused because two weeks ago, I was at home while he was supposedly traveling for work. So he wasn't talking about me in that review. Well, okay. We've been together for eight months now. So obviously something's not right here. I showed my best friend everything for like extra validation and she thinks he's cheating too. And now I just need to find out from him, you know? I haven't been friend him because there's a part of me that wants to believe I'm wrong, but now I guess we'll find out. Did your friend ever like this guy? Cause friends we know and they got that intuition. If I'm gonna be honest, I don't think any of my friends

4:05really like him. But I like him. I get that. I get that. I couldn't be with anybody that all my friends. I don't have a lot of friends, but I handful of friends. If none of my friends like the person I was dating, I'd be like, there's has to be some truth to it. Plus it sucks. Yeah. So what is it about this guy that has you all love with him? I mean, we get along really well. It's a D. It's a D, isn't it? It's an effortless, make me laugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's the bedroom. No, we are five, real good. Okay. Well, we're gonna find out if your friends were right or you were. Okay, so we're gonna call up Charlie off from a free romantic hotel stay and see who he wants to put on that reservation. We hope he says your name, Daisy, if not, then all your friends were right and you were wrong again. Okay. All right. Are you giving him a second chance if he is and kind of like knock it off or one and done? I mean, I don't know, but I don't think I can be with somebody that's gonna lie to me like that. He's getting another chance. Gloss over the fact that Joey just said, hey, you cheated, knock it off. And then that's supposed to make it all better.

5:06No, that is not better. No, but been doing this long enough that some girls will allow it. At least one time and give him a second chance. I didn't know she was one of them. No. Never give someone a second chance. Ever, ever. Okay. I agree think it takes you one full day or again. We're gonna try to catch up, Charlie, or he's being faithful and you're being psycho. Okay. Got you. Here we go. Beep. Hello. Hello, Maysig, to Charlie. This is Charlie. Hey, Charlie. My name is Selena and I'm calling here with the Aurora Hotel with some awesome news for you. You're the winner of our free romance Giveaway for two. Not interested. Are you sure, Charlie? We wanted to put you in our brand new penthouse suite with the honeymoon package and you get a bring to get. So I wouldn't want you to miss out on this offer here by hanging up. And how much is this gonna cost me? Oh, it's completely free. All we ask in return is for a Google and Yelp review of your stay. We saw you're really present on those sites anyway. So we thought it'd be something easy and quickly

6:07you could do for us because it really does help our name. Get out there and help our business and things like that. Oh, I mean, I'm definitely a Yelpers, too, sure. All right, well, I'm glad you're in, Charlie. Congratulations. I'm really excited to set this up for you and something fun we do here at the Aurora Hotel is address this sweet or saucy note to the guest you're bringing with you. So I can give you a second to think on what you want this note to say and then I'll write it down whenever you're ready, okay? Okay. So let's go with saucy. Okay, what do we have in mind here, Charlie? It's a little weird to say over the phone, but I'm already licking my lips, thinking about you. Okay, I can see why you're a little shy about that, but it's all good. This is the same space. Love a good saucy note, but that's written down for you and just one more question here. Who'd you like to bring on this free romantic stay? Jasmine's. Is that the same thing you took to another hotel? Hey, Charlie, we got to let you know something really quick.

7:11Your live on the radio, our show's called The Morning Mess, your girl Daisy's on the line. Listen to this whole conversation because she suspected that you were with somebody else. Are you really that much of a dumbass to leave a review on a public f***ing app? Thinking I wouldn't see it? Hello? You've been silent right now. That does not helping you. Can you f***ing blame him or the hell you're lying to me about this? What did you even see? I saw exactly what I needed to see to catch your ass and you're not a good f***ing liar because this was a stupid way to get caught. I didn't expect you to do whatever you saw. I just heard you trying to take this girl with you again. You're not gonna be able to talk about this privately. I don't want to talk about this privately. I don't want to hear any more of your bullshit. Tell them. What else? I need to look. We are done. So done. So he hung up on.

8:11He knows he's caught up. So your friends were right. The intuition was kicking with all of them. Unbelievable. Well, we have counseling services if you'd like to take them but I think you'll be fine. Totally gonna be fine. I was weird. Your friends were never wrong. I'm sure they're gonna be happy now that he's out of the picture. Yeah, and you know what? I dodged the bullet. That was a can in I could tell. Joey, did she got to apologize to her peoples? She doesn't have to apologize but she has to have accountability like you guys were right and because she's gonna need her friends. You don't want to punch if I told you so's around you. So I got to talk to your friends. You guys were so right. You got to listen to your damn friends. Do your friends for a reason? Yeah. Are any of your friends guys or was just all girls that were telling you? I have a couple close guy friends too. You know, that was a valve. Oh man. One of those guys likes you. I'm gonna tell you that right now. I'm gonna say one's gonna try to slide in to the DMs. Hey, yo, you should holla at him. We'll see. You gotta indulge the bulge. You gotta. What? What?

9:12Why? The slogan. I wanna know. If you get through her office, then what does that mean? The patient's set up. It's doledge the bowl. There you go. The morning mess. This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising. But what if you could be saving money by switching to Progressive? Drivers who saved by switching saved nearly $750 on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now. Quote today at Progressive.com. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, National average 12 month savings of $744 by new customers surveyed who saved with Progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary, discounts not available in all states and situations. Get more out of every mile when you share the ride to work. With carpooling, you'll have time to relax, save money, and pick up new friends. Commuter connections can help you find carpool partners who live and work near you.

10:12Even if you're commuting just a few days a week, it's a free service. Carpooling, every dollar saved, every friend made. Register for free carpool partner ride matching at commuterconnections.org or call 800 745 ride. That's commuterconnections.org. This is attorney Amida Zari from Zari Law. If you've been injured in an accident and feel like no one is fighting for you, it's time to fight back. Call Zari Law at 888-828-Hurt. That's what one call you can put a proven legal team on your side. Zari Law has been serving the DMV for over 15 years, proudly fighting for our local community. I was born and raised right here in the DMV. My team is made up of experienced, reputable local attorneys dedicated to fighting for injury victims just like you. Follow us on all social platforms at zari.law. That's a-z-a-r-i.l-a-w. Don't wait, don't settle.

11:12Fight back with Zari Law. With offices in Maryland, D.C. and Virginia, like team and I are ready to stand up for you. Call 888-828-Hurt. That's 888-828-HURT. And let us fight back for you.