3/27 App 3 Whitney Cummings

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1:02On your feet as if your fiancee right is the is a skateboarder Hello Hello, hello All right that question vendor. I know we we lost her. I don't hear a boom. No I Hang up and try it again. Uh, yeah, she calls back. They get it. Yeah, they connected to me. So yeah, go ahead. Okay I'm hanging up on her. Yeah, no, it's quick. No, it's an oppressed thing. It wasn't it wasn't a question time It's all over the press thing. Okay, and she's all over He's all over her videos with her and her boyfriend is a pro skateboarder. So no, I don't think that was it Did you hang up at least right? Yeah, yeah lines clear. I was good. This is my favorite interview up today By the way Hi, how you doing There she's gone. Hold on Oh, man She didn't have a baby by the way in 2023

2:06Hence the name of the tour. Yeah Chris Cole is she a professional skateboarder. She's married too. We'll see what happens. You married her boyfriend She's engaged engaged right All right, let's try this again the big baby tour is coming to Omaha and Des Moines and it's all over the country and the headliner right here is Whitney Cummings Can you hear us now what happened? Wendy? Yes, we just got cut off and this is this there's no way we got went to the moon There's just no way that they Called on the landline Richard Nixon and we can't do a radio interview right now That's 2026. We're going to the moon to get in about a year. I read so we'll see what happens. Okay Okay, okay We didn't go to the moon. I can't wait all right Sure, so I saw a video of you with your with your your your your fiance Chris Cole the skateboarder And he was getting asked for autographs by a bunch of people and you were just sitting there like nobody knew who you were

3:07Did you probably like that? He was playing something to me. What why did this go so why was this a big video? I don't know either you tell me I just I just saw yeah, let him have his moment. I'm like no, I'm joking I knew you were joking. I could tell you were joking because I know you were Yes, I know you know, but people were pissed really really I was just Well, I just they went very viral like in something you know starts getting a lot of numbers online Oh, no, this is really good. I'm really bad Oh, no, you know, so no, yeah, he's a famous skateboarder. He's You know like a legend and I didn't really know that when we met right we went to the skateboarding competition and there's like Kids are crying, you know, which is so it's actually really fun for for people to come up to him I would go do you mean no? No, okay, never heard of me. Cool. Um, it's actually really really fun because he's always in my world Although comedians are obsessed with him too

4:08It's actually just really cool. It's um, you know skateboarding. I didn't know that much about it When we first started dating, but it's actually very similar to stand-up comedy in terms of how you become a skateboard and how do you become a comedian It's like you started parking lots you make no money. It's traveling in buses like we actually You know, I would never want to date a comedian obvious reasons with skateboarding. It's like the same personality, but I'm explaining if you don't know if I'm not a big skateboard guy myself But I wouldn't know who he was either, but I know he's famous when I read about it But I saw how did you meet him not knowing he was a skateboarder just somewhere? He DMed me on Instagram and I saw that he was a skateboarder, but I don't know Anything about it. So okay, so if you're really famous comedian or successful It's kind of funny when you bomb, you know, like if I bombed I would like post it, you know, it's like funny, you know, and So a lot of his videos he's like falling and so I was like, oh, I guess he's not that good You know like

5:08Cuz like I think the good ones land it, you know, I was just like Good for him like good for him for trying like this is awesome. He's like trying to be He's in the skating. He's got like a hobby. I think that's cool Um, but I didn't realize like oh, he's like two-time Clasher of the year skater of the year whatever x games first place like that So it's like, you know, so whole show to falling, you know, so Um, but yeah, I just I didn't I didn't really know about it. Thank God because I had a no dating athletes role Yeah, how you did okay, okay? Normally respond to your DMs or what interested you in this guy Uh, you know what it's actually kind of I do actually I go through my DMs because I think that most people are at least performers We see all of the negative comments in the comments section And we think that that's people, but if you go into your DMs even one You know DM like for every one person that's like you suck It's like you get DMs where people are like you change my life and you got me through my mom's cans or you know

6:13So to me as we're so We're so obsessed with the negative comments that you can find the positive ones. You just gotta go into your DMs I really try to sort of offset the negativity by going in and reminding myself that most people are actually good and um You know, they don't you know think I'm a busted Horror or whatever You know like the skate like some skateboard. No, it's a skateboard community against you now Yeah, cuz you stole the guy. They mad at me. Oh god. Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, it's interesting because it's mostly men It's like man obsessed with men. I'm like I'm sorry. I'm dating your hero. I don't think you were in the running, but okay Um, so yeah, so it's I'm in my DMs and she had a I gotta say this is my advice He had a black and white photo. Oh, okay photo was so I kind of it just like stuck out, you know right I just was like oh who did he assist like a nice warm face and

7:14You know, I was obviously trying to procrastinate or you know something or the hard work and at the time I was like, yeah, who's this guy? Um, who's this guy nothing real whatever happened with because he's just like trying to skateboard for a living So uh And you know what else I saw that he had been viewing my stories I saw that also so he like popped up a couple times and I was like, who is this weirdo? Um So I was he was kind of like stalking me, but then I started stalking him You always start stalking your soccer. Yeah, and I'm like, it's kind of weirdo would stalk me and And that was kind of it. He's weird is weird. Well, how about we at Whitney companies with us. She's in Omaha I got a question about a special uh, it was like seven years ago. I think it was uh, can uh, can I touch it and you rolled out A Whitney Cummings sex robot and it looked very realistic Did you design that thing and where is the sex robot now

8:14Yes, so I In the special talked about kind of how I was trying to do research on sex robots and ended up designing it myself They molded my face and the exact to sort of make a point and I never thought it was going to go into special I kind of figured it would just be like a scarecrow that I would have in my basement or something is a joke or I would use it for press or for the billboard or something and then And then it was sitting in my attic for a while and I had a kid and I was like, I can't traumatize much of my child ever sees this. Oh, I know He will be a serial killer Like this is you know like Ted Bundy like Sister he didn't his mom was a sister like think like they lied to him. I'm like, I can't let my son see this Um, and so I gave it to Bill Marr. It's in Bill Marr's podcast It's in his it just keeps in his house. I don't ever see it on his podcast It's in his podcast. It's in the bathtub. It was on this last episode with Andrew Hubert meant It's just in when you go to the bathroom at the podcast. She's in the bathtub. Oh

9:17Man that's hilarious model for this is someone designed it or what kind of logistics or what Yeah, check out the special it's um, yes someone I did the body is Generic, but the face was molded to my face. Yeah, how many guys tried to DM your sex robot Uh, I think a pretty good amount They did windy comings.com for dates around the country But when he's in Omaha, tomorrow night, the estro theater and in Des Moines at the Hoyt Sherman place on Saturday in Philadelphia Atlanta all over the country I see you're you're doing the boat cruise with the bird birds a friend um, and uh That's a big alcoholic cruise, right? That's coming up in November. You've been on one of the bird cruises before I haven't because I was pregnant last time so I couldn't yeah, um, but I am doing this one and I am not sure Where it's going I think palestine or something. I'm not sure It's uh, my I'm my I'm in the cosmil and then palestine, right? Yeah

10:18Okay, okay, so he's at the island keep getting more esoteric every time um, but yeah, so I'm looking forward to All right, cool, and we're looking forward to seeing you're in Omaha and then you're open or by the way A friend of a friend of the show. He was actually here earlier this morning. You like our buddy Austin He's opening up for you. Oh, amazing. Oh, that makes you so happy because I always tell people just like Find the funniest person in town like local person. So that'd be a place Yeah, he's really good. He's really good. He opened up for Nicky Glazer when he was here town Yeah, right. Well, congratulations. Oh, I show you're getting married. You're engaged. You get married Um, getting married. I mean, now I mean, I'm like yeah, but I told him he has to play in the wedding. I don't make it funny Well, hey, by the way, can you skateboard? No, what? Have you tried skateboards? Okay, good Have you ever tried to skateboard? I saw get it. Yeah, I want to try it. No, it's so dangerous. It's shocking Like it's skateboard even if you try to do it like as a joke you will get hurt it there

11:23I can't believe they're legal. I don't think they should be legal They're bad. They're bad. I'm against them like I'm against skateboarding I'm dead serious now that I've seen it like I don't I don't think these should be and then it's like it killed my he's my son's hero now so I'm like What do I tell my son because my son's like months of skateboard and like No, I'll kill my fiance if I have to Chris Coles are fianceing for skateboarding. Do you have any new tv shows rolling around in your head? You've been known to create these two and you'll see some soon I'm not allowed to talk about it, but yes, summer coming soon. I'm excited for y'all to see it All right, will you call us when you're allowed to talk about You have to first I will all right Thank you Whitney appreciate have fun in Omaha and Des Moines this weekend Okay, thank you sir. Thanks for your time. I know Whitney Cummings Omaha Astro theater tomorrow night Oh, okay theater Des Moines three three with uh, you'll guess today really lucky

12:25Really lucky maybe four for four if you want to count awesome. Oh, yeah, I forgot about the earlier film three and a half Out of four uh, you know, it's funny. I do I don't want to ask her this, but do you think Bill Maard tagged that? I mean, yeah, he did yeah, yeah Yeah, oh, yeah Not hurt the dummy. I mean the dummy if you had any sort of elaborate sex robot in your house and you were alone Eventually, yeah, other sex robots that are like designed after porn stars and they're anatomically correct They do that little mold. I think the I think flashlight cells. Yeah, yeah signature models and I think like that They have to save her him for a fitting. Yeah, yeah, they have to get cast. Yeah, yeah, they put plaster of Paris and their genies And a lot of genies are pretty similar. Yeah, no, no that they wouldn't when they do those they they actually hide all They make a mold. Yeah, these are exact replicas. I know. I know that what's the teen mom? Like fairie Abramson or Abraham Abraham. Yeah, like didn't they make her butt?

13:29Yeah, just had a butt one Because she likes it there the council loves rubber butt She likes it