3/27 5-2 Naked Skiing

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1:00You get it wrong, too. I do. Too many days. Judge with this all morning, newly engaged Chad. That's right. And congratulations again. What do you win? What's your date? So sometime in the summer, I think. Of course not exactly sure. Yeah. It's not a big plan. It's right. Not a big wedding with flower girls and all that crap. Nope. People are just going to show up. My daughter is going to frown the whole time. How old is your daughter now? I don't know if that's true. She's 22. She's all that. And her, her Kelsey actually. Going to get along. Well, probably because they're closer in age. Same age, right? Right. So she approves. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, my new girlfriend's a little younger than me. And she loves my daughter. I said, well, because they're kind of closer in age, too. They might be between us actually. It's almost half in half. It's almost half an half. It is. It's almost the midway point. It is a midway point. I'm doing the math, sir. The bridge to youth. You're doing that. You're doing that, exactly. Todd, you had a story about naked skiing.

2:00Yeah, I'd read this story. But it's not really naked skiing, right? I don't think that it is. This is a women's... That's a naked naked, Todd. Naked skiing of balls going down the... I think this place only allows women on this particular day. Which, you know, I don't... Oh, no. That sounds discriminatory. Oh, it doesn't? I'm saying, oh, no. They're only making women on the ski hill. Damn. I don't... I think it's not allowed. No dudes allowed. Oh, so you can't even go and watch. I promise you, there are men that went out there before it opened and buried themselves in the sky. It's not allowed. Yeah, so they can pop out like Rambo. I just have a lot of questions about this. I question whether they're actually fully nude. And, you know, can you say that no guys allowed on the ski hill today? Isn't that some sort of discriminatory practice? Isn't it a private... A private... A private... A private business? I mean, you can refuse service to anyone you want in your private business. I suppose, but it is a public area.

3:01No. It's a public ski area. Well, like private business. I think Chad's right. People are going to be hiding it. That would do you allow people naked in your restaurant? Well, this one is a little opposite. It's like no shirt, no shoes, extra service. Yeah. Because I know... And the boy, the Rambo is in the ground. Yeah, right. You can't show up naked at the funny boat. No. Thank you. You never hosted one of those naked shows, right? You couldn't do... You legally can't do it right there, can you? No. Yeah. A naked car out of women's skiing event, build as full frontal freedom has been canceled. There was a time... There was a time... It's outraged. They're outraged. There's a... Outside of Glingwood Springs, a little place that I go to from time to time, called Sunlight. It's a mom and pop ski hill. And they canceled it because there's no damn snow. Oh, not because... Not because... No, they objected to this particular event. No, they canceled it because there's no snow happening. They call it the boot tan fest. And that's the decision to pull its annual event.

4:01For female and non-binary skiers. Festival began in 2021. It offers a weekend of skiing, live music, vendors, and a famous naked lap dance, which I tend to use strip and ski. This is the first I've heard about this. This year, unusual warm weather has meant... Maybe you go there, Todd. Right. ...have been forced to close early. Who are they doing the lap dance for? There's too many questions here. Well, I'm not a doctor, but if you get going down the hill fast enough, wouldn't there be whistling involved? Yeah, there would be some slapping. Yeah, slapping. Oh, nice time. Well, Todd means the boobs, I believe. I guess you're a bubby. You don't know, maybe he doesn't, right? The video of the naked skydiver, right? There's a lot of slapping going on with the naked skydiver. Dogs are running around. Right. What's going on? I love the whistle. 30, 40 miles an hour on skiers. Servers are showing up. Right, right. What's going on? I thought you needed something. For those people to flap a little bit. Well, you got to be a damn good skier, though, because all skiers fall once in a while.

5:03Yeah. And naked, that's not going to be fun, you know? I remember when I was 10. I remember when I was 10 years old. I went water skiing. My mom brought us to this thing and we met this guy that I'd never met. And we go out on the boat. And I'm supposed to be the spotter. My mom and I are spotting this guy while he's skiing. And he had cut off gene shorts on. I never forget this because I'm traumatized. Yeah. He pulled his pants down. And showed his naked self to me and my mother. And I go, that's, you know, when you're 10, you don't think much of it. You go, what the hell is this guy doing? Well, then you realize, you know, your mom was a fluszy. You get to be an adult and you go, my God, she brought me to a hookup. What a jerk. So was, did she know the guy? Yeah, she knew him, yeah. Also, she wasn't married to your dad at the time. Oh, she was. That's the whole confusing part. So the guy just got in front of you? He pulled, yeah, I don't think he thought I was looking. Right? My mom makes this face. I see her face. So I turn around and see if she's making the face out. And there it was.

6:04Now they weren't going anything, right? They were involved, right? I have no clue. But I mean, I don't know why else you do that. Right. So anyways, I'm waiting till my mom... Did your mom pull out her cans right there? That'd been embarrassing to you. Yeah, that would have been awful. I'll tell you what, I wouldn't be here. I'd still be bobbin' around in that lake. Jumped right out of the boat. Baywatch style while it was moving. You know what they say. Early bird gets the ultimate vacation home. Book early and save over $120 with Berba. Because early gets you closer to the action. Whether it's waves lapping at the shore. Or snoozing in a hammock that overlooks. Well, whatever you wanted to. So you can all enjoy the payoff come summer with Berba's early booking deals. Rise and shine. Average savings $141. Select homes only. I'm looking at the website for this place, Todd. And they just call it the naked lap. It's not the lap dance. But it's just, you ski down the hill naked

7:06at 12.30 Friday afternoon. It's totally optional. And it's only women. Only women. You don't have to be waiting to do that. I'm seeing a photo here where they're, no, digitally. They're scrambling a butt. They're scrambling a boob. So yeah, maybe they do. Yeah. Apparently at 12.30 Friday. Yeah. The scrambles is at all shapes and sizes. There's some big ones floating down there. Sunlight mountain resort. South of Glenwood Springs. Not far from where I lost my, my companion water bottle. They were forced into season on March 22nd. Two years are two weeks earlier than planned. And now they're, they're going to go ahead with the festival from April 10 to 12. But the chair lifts won't be running. So you got to walk up the mountain. That would suck. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm going to say, I'm just going to recommend some sunscreen. Yes. Oh, yeah. Your boobs aren't getting a lot of sun. And now you're closer to the sun. Oh, yeah, especially with the snow. Right. Yeah. And the area around your vagina is not getting a lot of sun either.

8:07One time I was skiing out. I didn't want to get the wreck. She's not quite right now. So I removed my goggles when I was riding on the chairlift. And by the end of the day, I'd like burned my retinas. I was going to say, wow. Would you blind? Yeah. Yeah. I went temporarily snow blind. I mean, it wasn't completely blind. But it affected my sight. Yeah. Why don't they let the girls ride naked up the chairlift trails? They're not running the chairs because they've closed the mountain. I know. When the normal situation, all these naked girls be riding up on the chairs. Yeah. There's photos of these. Some of them do it just topless. Like I'm seeing a picture from behind of two women that have like thong bikinis bottoms on. And they're riding the chair up. Yeah. But they're going to have to walk their way up the mountain. Where the hell are all these pictures? I know. The green doesn't have any of this. I don't have any of them here. I like to tell you that I think it's dangerous to ride a chairlift up naked because I remember when you stick your tongue to a frozen pole.

9:07That's pretty bad. Maybe that's why they're wearing the bottoms on the chair. Yeah. You've got to wet them off before they ski. You've got a wet lip attack there. That's there. You pull it off. Yeah. That's good tongue. That's pretty. Okay. Imagine that visual. Yeah. I mean, it's entirely optional. But the founders said most participants want to be clothed by the end of the day. I've seen guys in shorts, you know, on nice spring days, wipe out on that corn snow that pebbly snow. And it's like landing on gravel. Sure. Yeah. I mean, it tears off several layers of skin. Yeah, so you don't want to fall. Had her sexual men skiing down with shorts. Do you think so? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that. Did you ever ski with shorts? No, I never have. I've always covered up my legs. And there was a time when I would live in Oregon. And there's a permanent ice field above Timberline Lodge so you could go skiing all throughout the summer. So we'd go a couple of times a summer.

10:08Pretty limited run, but I still wore pants. I think if anybody, if any high school age kids live anywhere near that place, they are walking over to that mountain. Oh, without question. Yeah, but it's kind of middle and nowhere. I figured that. But then you're driving the high school kids. No, that's a road trip for 10 four guys in a Jeep. This is going to see the naked chicks that come on. We all know we're that age. This isn't one of those resort kind of places. Maybe that's why they do the naked ski at 12 30 on a Friday afternoon because school isn't out yet. Who's skipping school, man? I'm telling you, it's something's going on there. Besides the Randall guys like Chad said, I'm just picturing that to your welcome. Well, yeah, it's got to be hard to explain to your double black eyes when you get back to school. You're like, what happened to you? Oh, I was touching myself while trying to use binoculars. Yes. Well, you couldn't lie either, by the way. Yeah, that's right. If that happened to you, you couldn't lie. Can you imagine having that no lie thing

11:09when you're a teenager, Chad? Absolutely not. No way. There's no way. You lie to your parents. You lie to everybody you lie to at that age. Yeah. Not only that lie thing's getting a good till you're probably, like you said, your age. Oh, no, you started out what 10 years ago, maybe? Yeah. OK, 40. OK. Maybe we'll start doing one, maybe. Boot can. Began unintentionally, as aims to provide a safe private space where women can feel free. That's the organizer of this event. And I said, new disease is entirely optional. Founders said most participants won't want to be clothed by the end of the day. There's not a single person with clothes on by the end of the day. Yeah, because you're going to feel like you're being the jerk, you know, right? She explained the women drive the, we'll typically ride the ski lifts, closed with clothes on, and because what Chad said, the frozen, exactly right, the point, Chad. And head back to the resort's facilities, fully dressed. I just, I just hear, like, maybe, like, you know,

12:10a hundred whistles coming down. That's just a big deal. He told the outlet female staff, extra security, would have been on the mountain while women ski, but male employees would have their phones confiscated for safety. Sure. That makes sense. Yeah, by the way, they'd have their old phones confiscated for safety. Yeah. Their new phones are still in their sock. Right. I don't know. Offered a private slope. No intersecting trails to ensure privacy. Despite the heat wave, she hopes it goes on. So they're still thinking about doing it, even though you're going to have to hike up the mountain. Chad Daniels with a funny bone this weekend. Two shows tonight, two tomorrow, another break going up. Colleen Zhang and I will just do. You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.