3/27 4-1 Coked Up Sharks

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1:03Somewhere is a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. In that case, yeah. That's true, yeah. I'm not saying the rules make sense. They are touching. Right. And Larry says that hot pockets are essentially at cow zones. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. And then somebody asks, what's that? Runza? Well, it's only available in Nebraska and a couple of places in Kansas. When I grew up in North Dakota, we called it Runza's. Grout to Bouchka. That's a best place. Which doesn't ring a bell on the sign, you know. Yeah. You go in the Grout Bouchka's? Nah, it sounds pretty horrible. Sounds pretty horrible. By the way, they're also a hat in case you're from the out of the area and you saw the game last night. You know what? I never thought I'd say put the corn back on, but I will now. Yeah. Put the corn back on. Did they have hats on last night? Runza hats? Yeah. Runza hats. Oh, I missed it. And the national media has no idea what they are. And people are going, what the hell is this? Because it looks gross. Looks like a turd sliced off. Well, they zoomed in on these two people wearing them as they, as the, as Kevin Harlan

2:03was doing an ad read for some other sandwich place. Uh-huh. And I'm like, well, that's not that place, but nobody else knows that. Yeah. So, yeah, if I ever said put the corn hat back on and I think that's ridiculous. Look, and please, if you're going to walk out of the house, leave the runza hat. Find restaurant, good food, leave the, the half thing off your head and put the corn back. Corn is not a hat. It's not runza hat. Well, but in this case, it's the better choice. It is not a hat. And of course, we all know cheese is not a hat. Cheese is a hat. Never has been. This is also going around the last night's game, uh, if you're a big Iowa and Nebraska fan at the, at the six, at the 616 left in the game, price, Sanford made a three point to take to lead against Iowa. The TBS broadcast showed Matt role in the crowd after the said basket, Nebraska went on a five minute nine second scoring drought and we're outscored 15 to six the rest of

3:04the game. And by the way, I believe you are guy, man, he can have anything go his way. Yeah, price. Except his bank account. Yeah. To go higher at 16.5 and he had 19 points early in the second half. So you won that one. Oh, I did on the underdog fancy app. Yeah. Yeah. I rolled rolled the dough there. That dude transferred from Iowa. I didn't know that so much. I know about basketball anywhere for that matter. Yeah. At least college basketball. And I, I found out last night, the coach from Iowa, this is his first year there. Yeah. He'd been at, he was a Drake for one year before that, but before that, he was like 15 years at Northwest Missouri State. He's also the oldest looking 44 year old out there. Really is. Yeah. I'll give you that. Dude, it's saying about the hair. So much. Old. Coaching's a tough life apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a page well, though. If you get to the top like that. Who won that game last night? Iowa. I went to bed. Okay. That's right. Iowa one. Yeah. Chad Daniels was going to be the funny bone this weekend.

4:06He's going to stop in the studio. About a half hour show. He's been calling. He's the one of the bus. Knicks out of town. And college visits. Skipping all the segments today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got a few things on the books for next week. I believe Heather Jones is stopping by on Monday. Yeah. We're Zaddies. And then Wednesday next week, we're talking to David Cross. I love David Cross. And also Hank Azaria. I mentioned Springsteen. Hank goes out with his own Springsteen band. Yeah. He has his... He's performing at the Casinos and Council Bluffs High, Iowa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he's performing at the Casinos and Council Bluffs High, right? And Kansas City, coming up. Okay. Cool. And then Thursday's Zach Peterson will be here. And next Friday, we don't have a show, because it's good Friday. And... Good Friday. And he says, y'all stay home. And we're good Christians. But we'll take the day off. We'll take the day off, right? The other winners last nine occasions missed at Purdue. Illinois. Our buddy Bickham will be happy.

5:07The Illinois beat Houston to go to the eight. And then the Arizona Wildcats, uh, I was going to hate watch that one, but it was late. Yeah, Arizona beat Arkansas. And then there's four games tonight. St. John's and Duke, Alabama, Michigan, Michigan state, Yukon, Tennessee, and I was state isn't late. I guess only to, I, only to, I just want to lose right now is just Duke. After that, I don't really care who wins a thing. There's, who does Iowa play next? So they play Illinois, Illinois, Illinois. So they, so they, they got the one border war to another border war. Basically, yeah, yeah, that's weird. I don't know if that's the state hates Illinois. Well, they're a lot closer to Illinois. If you're a Dubug people, now, well, it depends about what part of the state you're in, right? Yeah, but I mean, the university itself is correct right there. But I'll cheer for the, uh, school that comes from a state that has legal weed. Yeah, go Illinois. Okay, yeah. No, I still hold it against the Iowa fans when they mistreated me at an Arizona state.

6:08I was a ball game. Oh, you were the Arizona state game because the time we went, we went, we went, so we went and saw the Huskers in Iowa years ago, but we weren't wearing Husker. We don't wear any gear. We weren't anybody gear for that matter. Right. We were just there to do the cocaine. The good college town cocaine. Now we brought it with us. Oh, okay. That was a cocaine bus the whole way to Iowa. We can't compare. Yeah, still go information on how much a, uh, a gram of cocaine kids, a gram of meth cost because when we reported on the, uh, the price of meth in New Zealand, right, which is apparently dropping. And nobody from Red Oak reached out, even though, well, I don't expect anybody from Red Oak to reach out. I think they're all pissed off at us because we perpetuate that you do. Yeah, but there's other people that, uh, you know, there's other places that consume meth and there kind of be somebody out there that knows what a gram of meth goes for because I thought the New Zealand price, holy hell, but it is coming from Mexico. So it's got to go a long way. Right, right. And, uh, the best of my knowledge, they're not blowing boats out of the water that

7:11are headed from Mexico to New Zealand. I wonder why, Todd. I don't know. Yeah. Cause, you know, they are, it would be full of brown people. Oh, that, but they're not, well, it's not coming to America. It's coming to New Zealand. Right. So New Zealand should take it upon themselves to blow those boats out of the water. Yeah. You know, I don't know anymore right now because it's fun. Another war going on in a world where business owners everywhere are burning out. I just can't do it anymore and are losing their identities to AI. Who even am I? Only one website builder can save humanity from generic websites. It's here. It's really here. Wix Harmony, where AI meets hands on control so you can build the website you want. Exactly the way you want. Try it for free at wix.com slash harmony. Move over. Well, this is, we mentioned cocaine. And this is happening now. And we talked about it. I think we actually don't know if it's just sharks off the coast of the Bahamas.

8:15I have a bunch of cocaine in them, cocaine and all kinds of drugs. Cocaine sharks has to be another movie because cocaine bear, which I never saw. I'm sure it's pretty stupid. Worth watching if you need to waste an hour and a half. Now I do sometimes check it out, but I always forget about it. But cocaine shark has to be now sharks eat people all the time. But they're on coke right now. I think it's in the water, isn't it? It's in the water. Yeah. Well, they stick on, you know, what drugs that have been tossed overboard or just lost a shocking 28 shark spreading three species tested positive drugs. The most common was caffeine. This is followed by and I see the medicine and so they're eating something else. Tylenol. Yeah, Tylenol and Voltran, Vulture and what I don't know what that is. You know, but there's cocaine too. Yeah, what is Volatran? Volterran, Volterran, I think I heard of that. Only two tested positive for coke.

9:16And that's because they think they were chomping on drug packets that had fallen into the water. Researchers know the drug that adult predators have been taken from a popular tourist and dive sponsors. Yes, they've been exposed to wastewater from boats and urban. Yes, it's a bunch of boats. You're pooping your drugs and your boat and you're just throwing in there. Now, they have found cocaine and sharks outside on the coast of Brazil. Right. Seal. The Volterran, this totally makes sense. The Volterran is a topical non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug designed to treat arthritis pain. And then you said, so the, the old folks are rubbing it on the knees, waiting into the ocean and it's washing off and the sharks have it in them. That's exactly what's happening there. And they're spilling their coffee, too, obviously. Well, I think a lot of it doesn't that's a lot of it. Mostly caffeine, isn't it? Wait, isn't it wastewater ending up back in the ocean? That's probably probably got a lot to do with it. Waste water from boats. I think Dave Matthews has a boat out there.

10:17He just shows the Dave Matthews poop, which is basically how the scrub is going to be some caffeine loaded urine in that, too. So check the Chicago River. Oh, yeah, you want to coked up shark after you? I don't think you do. No, there's this in the last paragraph of this story. Research on goldfish found that caffeine ups their energy and focus just like in humans. Yes, all right, although it's unclear how they sort of affect their toothier counterparts, meaning the sharks. Well, once again, kids, don't do coke. I know it's out there. Now it's back, you know, yeah, and don't chew on the packet if you're like like out scuba diving. Yeah, chew on the back. Is that to a cook any good? The one that gets thrown overboard and you just put it in a dryer and well, it's all good again. Isn't it heavily plastic around it?

11:19Yeah, if there's no hole at all, if there's no hole in it, the plastic private text protection. Yeah, but if there's any kind of any small hole, it's going to get in there and it's going to get wet. And does that ruin your cocaine? I would think it would just make the coke dissolve into the ocean, wouldn't it? I don't know. If it's not sealed tight, isn't it? But Todd, even wet cocaine, you could just rub it in your, you could just swallow it. You get coked up either way. Don't do drugs, kids. Yeah, hopefully people hear that. I mean, I think they hear it. I told my son all the time. I said, he's going to another college this weekend to party some buds down by Philly. Cocaine is water soluble. And you should hear my text. I said, crack is not. I just said stick to beer and weed. Yeah. That's what I do. And don't drive. And don't have that. I mean, isn't that kind of, uh, well, no, you're, you're just stopped floating around everywhere now. I know, you know, and kids pop pills, they do coke.

12:20I said, that stuff's very dangerous. I said stick to beer and weed. That's my advice as a good dad. Did you ever give him this advice? Because I gave this to my daughter once when she had a party while we were away. And I found a broken bottle of McCormick's vodka, setting at the end of the driveway. Mm-hmm. I marched up to her bedroom and she was, uh, watching from the window because she knew it was about to go down. And I just waved the bottle at her and said, stop drinking se vodka. And then I went back to bed. Well, you know, my son doesn't like hard liquor. He's tested it and he thinks it's horrible. I'm fine with that at this point. At his age, I didn't drink a lot of hard liquor at that age either. Anything like his old man, he'll work in all of the work. It's going to say if he didn't look exactly like you. Yeah. Your work is way back to when I was his age. I was pretty much strictly a beer drink. I was a beer guy too, just a complete beer guy. Yeah, I remember a beer, a run phase in my 20s. That was like my, my gateway, hard alcohol, um, in high school.

13:23It was whenever was available. True, true. Yeah, we used to get, we used to get a lot of wine to stuff the drink then because it got you messed up. High school. We just wanted stuff like that. That crappy wine and then we're drink a slow gin and brass monkey. Yeah, we've ever got a hammer, right? Pucker, but mostly beer. Don't party kids. Right. They're not buying it from their uncles here. Right. They're not buying that. They're not buying that. Well, just stay waiting the coke. I buddy Chad Daniels in the studio a little later on this morning with Colleen. Do any of you in Kansas City last night? Yeah, Chad was in Kansas, he got off stage last night. Hopped in the car, drove up here late night just so he could be here with us. All right, looking forward to it because he loves us hanging out with us. Come on back. This is the Todd and Tyler radio empire. AI this AI that I get it. I'm so sick of people telling me to just use AI.

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