3/27 3-2 "Native"

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1:01Apparently. I don't think that's Amazon position. We tell you that the guy turns around, I guess it'd be Amazon position. So you reach the blood. Still the blood. Could he be a front? Men can do that. Could he be front facing? Two guys could do it. I think the guy might be tall for it. Be tall for it. Yeah. I wish Nick were here for I ran across this on the relationship advice, subreddit, relationship advice. It's a woman who she's young and a boyfriend is young too, but sex for her is painful. And then she tags it with this. We're 100% okay with other sexual activities though. We often do oral pegging in general stuff like that. And among the top comments after that came out was, man, I must be old because pegging is not normal. Yeah, at least actually, I think, and actually want to pray to peg it. That was the top comment as of last night. And now they've gone into, yeah, I guess there's a term, badge and nismus.

2:08What's that? It is caused by involuntary spasms in the pelvic floor, get varying severity and instance. They actually have to go in and stretch. Oh, like with a big septum that opens up like that. I'm not sure how they go about that. It can manifest from trauma and anxiety. Genetic factors can occur at any stage of development, maybe prevalent to people with connective tissue disorders. So, um, as you know, a big dong that that many will ask that question to my what we're talking about. No matter what subject we're talking about to step in and say, yeah, there's no mention of the big dog of the dog, but she's young. So she might not have the perspective. Well, what's big and how old is she? That sounds even we're 19. Okay, they're both 19. Now we've had section 19 year olds. We were 19. Yeah, worked, you know. Yes, I've never run into that issue. No, I mean, either. Yes,

3:13it fit. Yeah. Oh, he does. Yeah, we've done it. Yes, it fits sound effect a long time. And then some other news that wish Nick were here for, but it was on the state in 1984. By the way, Nick's not late. He just has a day off. He's on a college trip with us. He's not late at our net. He could be late. We have to say it. We have to say it. Yes, it's a seven twenty one central time. Yeah. Uh, he's not late. He's just on this college trip with us son. Going to South Dakota, North Dakota, and across the border in Minnesota. Yeah. By the way, somebody sent me a sticker. I don't know if you've seen these around, but you got your state. Right. And then it just says native on it. Right. And this is a sticker in the shape of North Dakota, which basically is a rectangle. Why did why do people have to have a native sticker? I don't know. I don't get I never understand why people get mad when people moved out of other people's states. You've been seeing a lot. Uh, well, you heard that a lot from, oh, I know what? The answer people like an Oregon pissed off the California people move up

4:15there. Colorado. Yeah. I see a lot of Colorado native. Yeah. You fell out of a vagina someplace. You don't own a state. You don't own the state. Welcome other people. And it's not just by the way, races don't want different, you know, different races in their neighborhood or their state. It's just in general. Like, oh, I hate when they come here and live here. I know I see that my, I see that in Delaware a lot on my social media because my, my, my, my cousin lives at the beach and he's a, not a native. And he says a lot of Delaware natives say, if you move down here, well, they moved down here because it's the beach and their houses for sale near the beach. So it happens. Yeah. I don't get why not their fault. No, right. It's not their fault. Every Western state hates California. The influx of Californians, you know, because Idaho, they hate Californians. Oregon hates Californians. California is not saying don't move here. No, you know, no, why would it, why would you have a native North Dakota one? Just this prove that you're just, well, I'm North Dakota and strong. The only thing

5:17that I like about that is, you know, there's, there's fewer native North Dakotans and probably just about any other state. Oh, so it's like, yeah, because nobody moves up there, right? Not many people are from. Oh, I got it. So you would have a native North Dakota sticker on your car, but you're living, you live in Nebraska. Got it. Yeah. Would you do that? Who cares? I might. I would have a Pennsylvania native sticker on my car. If I lived in another state or in Nebraska. Yeah. I don't care that much. Yeah. But you should be proud though. Your, your basketball team is pretty good. They are. It is. I'm proud of Hawkeye today. So you're going to put that on your car, Todd. I might. But here's a deal. Then you can recognize. Oh, this is a truck. Look at that dude. Oh, that's Todd's assistant to let the Dakota native. Yeah. Yeah. And then they'll vandalize it. Man, key. It may be a couple of times. Yeah. Well, he pants on it. But I don't usually adorn my vehicles with much for stickers. Well, you have no fear and you have a pot leaf on

6:17the back. I know that. Yeah. I heart gay sex is always a good bumper sticker to have. Yeah. Um, so what were we going with it? You were talking about something else weren't you? Uh, we went to the sticker. We went with, uh, tight, uh, tight vaginas. No, it was ragged at the tight vagina. Yeah. And then native North Dakotans. Yeah. And then people moving somewhere. Yeah. That was yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the gaps. I don't know the gap. Well, the gaps started with a vagina talk basically. So, uh, oh, a reflection too. I have that. That bumper sticker. But what's with him? To go with my MMA teacher. I have an affliction shirt as well. Todd's going to join the MMA. He's just going to work out with you. He's not like Sandra on Sunday. So Todd's going to be an old man MMA. They call that the senior division of barren Uncle boxing. Is there? Oh, my God. No, because remember, uh, in that, in that thing, it is, uh, in barren Uncle boxing, because Houston told

7:22us that, uh, they put these young guys up against him thinking all this guy's 50. Yeah. And he kicks their ass. He kicks their ass, man. I don't believe there are aged divisions. No, there's not. Is there an age? We don't watch him and make it. There might be all his weight classes. Yeah. All those weight classes in. Yeah. Oh, in barren Uncle, there's weight class. All combat sports ends up a weight classes of some sort. You almost have to have it, right? And that's usually like the state commissions that correct require all that, right? All right. A, uh, when I was done at the Fort Lauderdale for spring break, all I ever saw violent wash with the kids was two girls swinging at each other. So they might have gave me to the black eyes. But, uh, this happened in Texas. A half naked twerking Texas spring breaker was hurled from his Jeep. Oh, I saw this and I was thinking, oh, though, this could be tragic, but, but it's not. Why is it dude? Yeah. Yeah. That's why it's not tragic. It's, it's tragic for his family because their son's a dumbass.

8:2322 year old spring breaker was caught. You see the video. You don't see him falling off. He don't show the whole thing. I haven't seen the video. I, he's on top of the Jeep. He's on top of a Jeep. But is the guy driving drunk? Yeah. The guy's drunk, but they're going down the highway. Uh, and the guy, the other guy's on the roof of the shirt off, twerking and jumping up and down. But he's okay. You don't, you don't get on the roof of anything. The guy driving runs into a Tesla apparently. This dude flies off and he's dead. And the guy drive, the guy driving was 24. So it wasn't the Tesla driver that was drunk. It was the guy driving the Jeep was drunk. Yeah. His body was driving. His body was 24. He was 22. And this was in where it was in a port Arthur text. Okay. Yeah. That's a big spring break spot. The sad part is, uh, what is it? All right. That's, that's, it's so else is port or rancis or I'm assuming that see that's Arkansas and it's just a. No, no, I think that's

9:23actually the name of a place per point of rancis city city in Texas. Okay. Port or rancis, Texas. And they, uh, they showed the video of the, you know, the girls in that Jeep too. And they're all staying around in their bikinis and bathing suits while they're working on this dude on the street. That's the, you don't see the video him flying off. I'm sure I'm sure. But the car was following him videoing it. And maybe they did the video the whole way. Yeah. Rancis is a barrier island right off the pottery island. That's why it's really popular spring break spot. Man. What a dumb ass. That's, that's his last, you know, riding on the top of Jeep. You know, they're both hammered too. Oh, I'm sure everyone in that Jeep was. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just a reminder that we're, we all are lucky to make it through our 20s. We all did some dumb, dumb stuff. Oh, hell yeah. I, I, cheeto death. When I saw this video, I thought, first of all, I thought the guy driving 24 hours a little lame, but it being a cop, but yeah, it could be a senior, you know. Yeah,

10:24I would have been a 24 year old senior. But if you look at these, yeah, you can't be, you can make it to senior. You look at the photo, look at the photo though. Tell me what you look like. It's from New York Post, by the way, scroll down and look at the photo of the girl in the bikini. That's how I got. Yeah, I just saw that. That's nice. Yeah. That's what I saw for a week in Lauderdale. Oh, my God. That, that girls look just like that. How do you not sprain your neck? Well, they didn't have to look around. They're in front of you. They were everywhere you looked. Was a spring breaker in a bikini with their butt hanging out. So your head didn't even have to be on a swivel. Not at all. You just had to be looking straight forward, straight forward, straight forward. Man. And there were hundreds of them pushed. I'm sure. Yeah. Yep. Probably thousands. And, and no fatties. Although, I love the half second pause where he went, can I think of it better? Nah. No, I'm just going to

11:28go ahead and say, I'm big and dumbass college guy. When I say that, I'm sorry. No, there was a girl. It was a really, it was a really cool girl. It was funny because we were in this bar. The elbow room. People know it's pretty famous bar down there. And we're sitting there. And she gave up an extra barstool seat for us to sit. And she seemed pretty cool. But she was a, she was a big and, and she had this bathing suit on plus a book I taught a bikini. And her boobs were just huge. But she was also a big girl. She was vaping. Ah, guess where she was. She put the vape between. Oh, nature's vape holder. Yeah. Right there. Right there. And it was not attractive. But it was hilarious. I don't think she cared because I'm putting the vape right between my cans. Did she have held up to a two liter bottle? You're going to put a keg in there because you see those videos on my people of chicks holding a beer bottle or something and just rest just holds right there between the breasts. She just, why do

12:30women keep their vape in their cans? Because it's convenient. It's right there. And it sounds like in her case, she could have held most of the bar. Yeah. Yeah. She could have almost every summer. You'll see. I got a picture of it somewhere else. Some convenience store will have a sign up saying, Hey, it's hot out there. We don't want your cash out of your bra. You know, it seemed people women see all my bad stuff. I don't mind the cash part. But the vape sitting there was just really, I mean, I don't know. Put it in your ass crack. Because that's better. That's not convenient at all. You reach around and grab it, man. Don't ride on the top of Jeep's drunk. But once again, I've done so many dumb stuff. We all did so many dumb stuff. So many dumb stuff. Jesus. Like that word. He was driving 75 miles an hour. Well, they were on the highway. Everybody's going 75 while his buddy was torquing on top of his Jeep crazy. Done. Done. Stay safe, kids. Go on back.

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