3/27 3-1 Christy Fell

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1:07the air yesterday was correct. You shouldn't have brought it up yesterday, but now you can bring it up today. Okay. I mean, the way you said it, the way you explained why you weren't going to bring it up yesterday because we did a ton of jokes. Yeah. And that wouldn't have worked. Right. Nick's not here. I would have I might have piggybacked on that too, but yeah, I know you would have. I know. But the other day, Christie's in the backyard of the dogs like to take the big chunks of wood. Yep. You know, and carry them around for as long as their mouth will allow it. They're kind of heavy. And so they drop chunks is the wood and random places and she tripped over a log and hit her nose on a table in the backyard. Wow. Work her nose. And the doctor was mad at me because she think she thinks she suffered a concussion. And I didn't drive her to the doctor and I should have if she can cost. But why was he did she you didn't drive her because you didn't want to or she's or she

2:10didn't want to go. I was having lunch and she wanted to go right now. I said, well, you sure you're done and no, I'll take myself. So she did. And I thought for sure in an instance like that, I could see why. He's mad at you. They would have some questions for me, regardless of the situation. But my doctor, I have known my doctor for 30 years. Yeah. I don't know what the law is on that. Some of you can respond on that. If you show up with somebody and they pull them apart and they go, you okay? That kind of stuff. I'm sure I don't know if it's a law. But you're right. If you know the doctor, yeah, and you know, as you're not a violent man, let's, let's you're a dead deal. And in that instance, you can't always take the woman's word for it because she might be protecting the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why the guy can't be in the room. Right. They take them. That can be your excuse Todd. And see you. I didn't go along because you couldn't talk to her with me there anyway. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, we'd excuse you. If anyone were to inquire with me, you know, we would have the same story. Well, yeah, I know.

3:12And you're not a violent man. No. I'm not. Let's let your deer die on the side. Right. Guys who hit women, I think are the most violent human beings. Yeah. I think that's what I ever came to it was I was watching a scene at a hooter's parking lot where a friend of mine was getting repeatedly slapped by his, I think, then girlfriend. And I really wanted to step in and just plow her. You should have because those slaps hurt my face. Yeah. I could tell that they were making an impact. She was a little girl. I didn't really hurt them. Yeah. But you didn't deserve. No, I didn't deserve to get hit, not for what I didn't do anything. You know, I didn't do anything. I'm just stupid. I mean, I ain't going to go into why she hit me, but it was stupid. But I saw a photo of me somewhere and thought, you know, whatever. I don't want to go out and public with her because people will say, well, she might not want to go out and public either. She's got the two big black eyes going now. She wears sunglasses. That's a giveaway. Dead giveaway. Well, and sunglasses I'm guessing would probably have to rest upon the broken nose and

4:14that might hurt. So you also saying, yeah, the glasses say, so I guess dinner nights out, right? Stay here come the jokes now because I know you didn't hit her, but you're right. I'm sure that happens a lot where people, I remember happens with kids too by my brother and law was taking a sundown, the slide and as someone's like maybe three or something like that. They put it down the slide, the kids leg bent up and it busted and when they took them to the hospital, they pulled my sister upside and said, you know, and because now no, it's just an accident. So they do that. So I'm surprised that even your doctor was just mad at you, right? Yeah, the man that made me for not driving her. If she'd have went to some sort of, Todd, if she would have went someplace like a urgent care without doctor, they might have called you, they might have brought me in and said,

5:14we've got a few questions for you. Yeah, what about the, what about the guides getting his ass kicked at home? I know it's pretty rare, but it happens, yeah, well, they look down on him. No, I know, but if the guy gets his, he goes in the doctor's office and said, they were pulled the guy apart and say, is she hitting you? No, they don't. No. No. She's like Brock Lesnar's daughter, they get the benefit of the down, they don't assume domestic violence happens the other way around, right? I remember finding out when, when we went in, it does, it does, it does, it does. When we went in to, to have the baby, I found out when I came back, the nurses, let me show you where the ice chips are and where the, you know, the, the popsicle or whatever. And then I come back and they're like, yeah, they asked me why you were gone if, if you hit me. That, that was, that was their game, separate the husband from the wife and then ask while while he was gone, why would you hit her when she was, I mean, she wasn't showing anything. Do you just look like a guy hit people? No, I get it. It's protocol apparently they, they ask you, are you comfortable with him being here?

6:17And it was just that standard operating procedure apparently. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I think they made an exception for you. Yeah. I didn't, I didn't want to look at you and said, yeah, a couple of days before you, that never happened. Right. He seems like the kind of guy. Well, you wouldn't ask, but you're right. Yeah. Well, that's why they separate. They said that's, that's the way they roll. They just, they ask everybody, are you okay with him being here? No, I would, if I talked to my ex, I'd ask her that, but she always every told me that. I thought, you know, when, maybe she'd push you. They rolled you in to have a baby, they'll take your side and say, did you really bang her? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's mine. Yeah, it's mine. What do you do? It comes out black. That's my favorite one. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if that's a standard procedure. No, I thought so. I guess at that hospital. Yeah. Probably that hospital. Yeah. I've never heard of such a thing. Yeah. Obviously, there was two black guys delivering the baby. No. No. No. I've never, never hit my wife. I know you never hit your wife. I've never hit my wife. I know.

7:17I just want to put that out there. No, I know you wouldn't push. I'm just joking there. But no, I guess that's the, they said that's, we ask everybody. So because my wife was like, no, why would you ask that? And she's like, oh, we ask everybody. It's just, it's part of the deal. Yeah. And that was my buddy's wife last summer. I forgot that's right. She, she fell or something too. And they came over to the pool one day and he said, yeah. And he goes, I didn't go with her because I thought, because I didn't do anything. But she was, put her eyes were all black and blue. And I know he doesn't hit her. But you know, you never know. Some people, if you don't know them that well, I'm sure it happens. We know what happens. Domestic violence happens. Well, and you do. Ask Whitney Cummings beyond say, as a guy walking around with a child or a wife that has a visible injury, you immediately get a look. Oh, yeah. You just do. It's a shame. There's no benefit of the doubt. But they have to check. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I remember one time when she was little still, she gave herself a black eye, pulling

8:18her sock off. Yeah. You know, when they're little, they start to pull on the sock and all of a sudden, right in the face. And I was like, no, I'm going to get blamed for that. Yeah, I'm kind of glad Nick's not here today. Yeah. Text number is, hey, that's also the phone number. 7, 7, 9, 3, 1, 4, T and T, 8, 7, 7, 9, 3, 1, 4, 8, 6, 8. Back when me and my wife used to drink, she didn't beat me up, but she did stab me in the ass with a fork. Wow. Oh, yeah. By the way, that's an email, I'm not talking about just saying that out loud. I didn't go to the hospital, but my buddies at work called me fork-ass for a long time. Fork-ass. Fork-ass. Yeah. That's something you don't have to tell your buddies. At least she said, back, we used to drink. Yeah. And the butt, because she drinks, she should quit drinking. I don't know, I think I'd rather she punched me than stab me in the ass with a fork. Yeah. That sounds like- That sounds painful. An open hand slap or something like that, you know? No, and then there's the drunk couple who beat on each other.

9:21Yeah. It's mutual. Yeah. That's brutal. Stop doing that. I couldn't imagine that. I totally understand stopping the hand from, stopping the hand from getting hit, you know me? Yeah, I saw that in the hoodish parking lot, the third or fourth one, by the way, hurt. So I stopped it. I knew you wasn't going to miss speaking to getting hit. Good point. I have been invited to work out with a friend Houston, Alexander. Oh, why? I'm going to go do that Sunday. I don't know. He thinks I can handle it. I think cardio is a weak part of my game. I'll give it a go because I think when the three years are up, I'm probably going to do the barren local boxing. Yeah. I'm good. Senior, senior tour. Yeah. No, you should not do that. He's going to beat your ass, man. All right. He's going to take into account that you're not 20 because he assumes everybody is like 20 but he's not. He's such a beast. I know. Right.

10:22But he's a beast. He's a rock solid beast and, and, and, and he's what, 50, but he could keep up with someone who's 20. Yes, he can. I've told him repeatedly. Listen, I, I, I can't even keep up with you, but, yeah, let alone anybody else there. But, you know, we'll go slow. What's he going to do? I just want to get a workout. I don't know. Are you going to spar? I doubt. No, don't spar. Don't spar. They're going to have to pull Houston in and say that you hit Todd. Yes, I did. A lot. I assume. Look at Todd's face. Why hit him? He's got a bag or something. He's got a bitch. Yeah. He had to be a bag. I'm sure. Yeah. Well, he'll probably want me to punch him too because, you know, when somebody punches him, he doesn't flinch. Yeah. He's going to, I'm thinking he's going to give you an elbow or something like that. I don't think so. Yeah. I think he will. I think he's going to say, I'm talking up and just jab your elbow and your gut and you lose your breath. Well, eventually. You're going to have to learn how to take a punch. Yeah. A bare knuckle punch. Yeah. And then give it back twice. Well, I think what you should do, Todd.

11:23Here's what you do. It's Sunday, right? I said, what? My wife's got two black eyes, have him punch you and give you two black eyes. That way, when you both go out to dinner, nobody can say anything. You can say you're at a car wreck. No, we would look like a drunk couple that gets each other out. Show them the fork marks in your ass. All right. Here we go. ER nurse checking in on the text. We ask everyone if they feel safe. I did it when they got their weight and the other person was filling out paperwork. Already are. That's an ER. Yeah. Okay. All you want to the ER was she was, no, no, we went, it was a plan thing. She was getting induced. Well, that was you then remind me not to read that one again. There was a day. Remember one. I think I was the only one with the computer. So I read all the emails and assumed that nobody else had access to the emails. Yes. Sure you did tell me. And now I have a half a dozen screens. Are you blaming on something 20 years ago? I don't know. I'd love to read emails for, I could see them like 20 years ago.

12:24So yeah, I think sometimes when I go somewhere else, I'm reverting back to that. Just assume that no one else is ready. I'm going to put you ahead by here. She's going to help that. Yeah. I don't know. It might set me straight. That's true. I mean, you might walk out of there like all smart and stuff. It may unscramble me. We're the try, you know, unscramble you. The first time since 1954, a sweet 16 didn't feature one of these teams. Kansas, Kentucky, UCLA, on North Carolina. I was going to say North Carolina is going to be in there. The first time since 1954. North Carolina go out in the first round. Yeah. Yeah, that's why they fired you. Who would you be here? That's why you lose a coach. Yeah. And I think Hordeberg flew there today. Yeah. I'm just joking. By the way, he's going to stay in Lincoln, obviously. But how are you? I'm going to go on today. We're concerned for you, except not, except not, actually. No, I think that you're only having four guys on the floor after the time I had.

13:24That's on the coach. Yeah, it is. Yeah. I watched a post game and they weren't happy with the game on the line. Yeah. And those guys don't have an extra grind. The post game guys are not Iowa fans, you know. Was it the kids fault? Even if it was a kid's fault, it's on the coach. Which is going to fall on that's right. You know, you're not allowed to play with four guys either. I didn't know that. Really? They talked about that after the game. The reps, if the reps would have seen that, somebody's going to try to stop the action. They could, they would have stopped the action, but the ref didn't see it. And it's not really their responsibility either. But you not allowed to play with four guys, which I didn't know that unless you have five guys on the team one dude files out, then you can have a, then you can play with four guys. And then it's a power play. Yeah. You're pissed. You're pulling the goal at that point. Yeah. So, but that, yeah, congratulations to our Iowa, we have, you know, a lot of our listeners are Iowa fans, a lot of our listeners are Husker fans, a lot of our listeners don't like your team.

14:25Yeah. And so, and oh, I know Iowa State wanted them both to lose and Iowa State, so they played the night right? Yeah, I believe so. Yes. Yeah. They look at that here. They're too seed, right? Oh, yeah. They got Tennessee. Yeah. My vault. Yeah. My vault. Yeah. I think you said balls. No, balls were there. Oh, that's a legacy. It was a Friday night. I'm my best effort. Yeah, but it's a 9 10 tip off and central time. It's 10 10. Oh, no, no. You ain't making that. Oh, hell no. No. Yeah. You got to roll it in vodka at that point. Duke and St. John Alabama, Michigan, UConn, Michigan state. That's all tonight. And then Iowa State Tennessee. Very good. You do Todd. Late. Have a, because we found out the way you, you, you fix your shins when you do MMA. Or type of them up is to roll logs on them. So have Houston roll logs on your shins someday. Yeah. Well, I did you go. You want tough shins for some reason. I did go around the yard and pick up all the logs and the dogs and scatter the bags.

15:28That's probably good, good move. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's good to hurt, man. That's gonna hurt. So she hit like the bridge of her nose, like right on the table? Yeah. Oh, man. Where were you at when it happened? I was having lunch. Okay. Sitting at the kitchen counter. Eating my soup. Was she. Now she woke up this way. Have you seen it this morning? Is she like a raccoon? Oh, well, this happened Wednesday afternoon. Okay. Yeah. It's, it's not getting any better. Okay. And it's gonna get black as hell, right? Oh, sure. Her thighs. Yeah. Like, I just remember like, does she have anything planned? Was she trip leaving town? Uh, she leaves town and, uh, I think two or three weeks. Okay. I hope she's better by then. Yeah. Okay. I remember as a kid getting hitly, like you can get hit in the nose with a basketball or something. I mean, how much that hurts. I've never broken my nose. And I can't, that's that. You've never been punched. She either have you. No. No. Don't talk. Walk into her punch up in the nose. When, uh, I went to the ENT guy the other day. You know, I have a slight deviation to my septum. Well, that's okay.

16:28Yeah. Well, I asked him that. Did he? And he said, well, no, that more that tears a hole. I said, well, there. Yeah. Would recreational drugs of the 80s have played a factor here? And it goes, no, I don't think in your instances. It looks like you did you ever get hit with a ball? And 90s and early 2000s. I'm thinking, yeah, I clarify this. I probably took a baseball to the nose about the ball to the nose. Oh, he's a ball to the nose at some point when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It hurts so bad. It might go back to that. And I knew a guy that had a cocaine nose and he is a hole right in the middle of it. Yeah. He put a pencil through it all the time. You're crazy looking, man. Yeah. So you don't really deviate your septum by doing the coke, but it tears a hole in it. Did you just say the 80s or did you include the 90s and early 2000s? I don't know. I meant the 80s. Don't lie to your doctor. Can we do in Jed Daniel's studio later on? I didn't extend my habit. Come on back.