3/26 5-3 Whitney Cummings

0:00Find Todd and Tyler on Facebook, Twitter, X, and Instagram. You're mindlessly scrolling anyway. Why not check us out? This is the Todd and Tyler radio employer. Whitney Cummings do, right? This is just a one-off with us, right? Yes, it is. She's going right now. Hold on, hold on. Bring in the phone as we speak. She's in Omaha at the Astro tomorrow night. And at the Hoi Churman Place in Des Moines on Saturday. And you go to Whitney Cummings.com for gigs around the country, Philadelphia, Jacksonville. She's on the Berk Christchurch, fully loaded cruise next November. So obviously she's friends of Berks, but she's about to phone the program. Our buddy, Alcindanderson, is opening up for both. Both of you are going to get more in Andoma, huh? Yeah, yeah. All right. Whitney Cummings with us. She'll give you the Omaha tomorrow night

1:01and Saturday night in Des Moines. Whitney, thanks for your phone program. It is the big baby tour. Welcome. Thank you. Thanks for taking care of it. Yeah. I saw one of your real, a little video of you and your fiancee, right? Is the skateboarder? Hello? Hello? Hello? That question, vendor? I love you. We lost her. I know it's here. So I hang up and try it again. She calls back. Yeah, they connected to me. So yeah, go ahead. OK. I'm hanging up on her night. Yeah. No, it's quick. No, it's an oppressed thing. It wasn't the question, Todd. It's all over the oppressed thing. And she's all over her videos with her and her boyfriend as a pro skateboarder. So no, I don't think that was it. You hang up at least, right? Yeah, yeah, the line's clear. Oh, this is my favorite interview up today, by the way.

2:04Hi, how you doing? There. She's gone. Hold on. She didn't have a baby by the way in 2023. Hence the name of the tour. Chris Cole is a professional skateboarder. She's married, too. We'll see what happens. Married her boyfriend. She's engaged, right? All right, let's try this again. The big baby tour is coming to Omaha and Des Moines and it's all over the country. And the headliner right here is Whitney Cummings. Can you hear us now? What happened, Whitney? Yes, we just got cut off. And there's no way we got went to the moon. There's just no way that they called on the landline Richard Nixon and we can't do a radio interview right now. I'm 2026. We're going to the moon again in about a year I read. So we'll see what happens. OK, OK, OK.

3:04We didn't go to the moon. I can't wait. All right, sure. So I saw a video of you with your fiance, Chris Cole, the skateboarder. And he was getting asked for autographs by a bunch of people. And you were just sitting there like nobody knew who you were. You probably liked that, didn't you? He was playing something to me. Why did this go so bad? Why was this a big video? I don't know either. You told me I just saw him. Let him have his moment. I'm like, no, I'm joking. I knew you were joking. I could tell you were joking. I know you were. Yes. I know you know, but people were pissed. Were they really? I was just, well, I just went very viral. Like when something starts getting a lot of numbers online, you're like, oh, no, this is really good, really bad. I don't know. So he's a famous skateboarder. He's a legend. And I didn't really know that when we met. Right. We went to the skateboarding competition. And there's kids are crying.

4:06So it was actually really fun for people to come up to him. And I was like, oh, do you mean? No, no, no, I never heard of me, Cole. It was actually really fun because he's always in my world, although comedians are obsessed with him, too. It's actually just really cool. It's, you know, skateboarding. I didn't know that much about it when we first started dating, but it's actually very similar to stand up comedy in terms of how you become a skateboard and how do you become a comedian? It's like you started parking lots. You make no money. It's traveling in buses. Like we actually, you know, I would never want to date a comedian for three reasons with skateboarding. It's like the same personality. But I'm not a big skateboard guy myself, but I wouldn't know who he was either. But I know he's famous when I read about it. But I saw, how did you meet him not knowing he was a skateboarder? Just somewhere somewhere to share what? He DMed me on Instagram. And I saw that he was a skateboarder, but I don't know anything about it. So, okay, so if you're a really famous comedian or successful, it's kind of funny when you bomb, you know, like if I bombed,

5:09I would like post it, you know, it's like funny, you know, and so a lot of his videos, he's like falling. And so I was like, oh, I guess he's not that good, you know, like, because like I think the good ones land it, you know, I was just like good for him. Like good for him for trying, like this is awesome. He's like trying to be, he's in the skating. He's got like a hobby, I think that's cool. Right. But I didn't realize like, oh, he's like two-time slasher of the year, skater of the year, whatever, ex-games first place. Like, so it's like, you know, so whole show to falling, you know, so yeah, I just, I didn't, I didn't really know about it. Thank God, because I had a no dating athletes role. Right. Yeah, how you did, okay, okay. You normally respond to your DMs or what interested you in this guy? You know what, it's actually kind of, I do actually, I go through my DMs because I think that most people, or at least performers, we see all of the negative comments

6:09in the comments section. And we think that that's people, but if you go into your DMs, even one, you know, DM, for every one person that's like, you suck, it's like, you get DMs where people are like, you change my life and you got me through my mom's cans. So, to me, we're so obsessed with the negative comments that you can find the positive ones. You just gotta go into your DMs. I really try to sort of offset the negativity by going in and reminding myself that most people are actually good. And, you know, they don't, you know, think I'm a busted horror or whatever. You know, like the skateboard, like the skateboard. No, it's a skateboard community against you now. Yeah. Could you stole the guy? Are they mad at me? Oh, God. Oh, that's a good point. It's interesting because it's mostly men. It's like a man obsessed with men. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm dating your hero. I don't think you were in the running, but okay. So yeah, so it's, I'm in my DMs.

7:10And he had a, I gotta say, this is my advice. He had a black and white photo. Oh, okay. His photo was, so I kind of, it just stuck out, you know, and I just was like, oh, who the, he has this like a nice warm face. And, you know, I was obviously trying to procrastinate or, you know, something or the hard work and at the time, it was, yeah, who's this guy? Right. Who's this guy, nothing real, whatever happened with, because he's just like trying to skateboard for a living. And you know what else? I saw that he had been viewing my stories. I saw that also. So he really popped up a couple times. And I was like, who is this weirdo? So I was, he was kind of like stalking me, but then I started stalking him. You always start stalking your soccer. And I'm like, it's kind of weirdo, it's stalking me. And, and that was kind of it. It's weird, it's weird. Well, how about we, when he copies with us, she's in Omaha, tomorrow night. It was about a special, it was like seven years ago. I think it was Ken, can I touch it?

8:12And you rolled out a Whitney Cummings sex robot. And it looked very realistic. Hey, did you design that thing? And where is the sex robot now? Yeah, so I, in the special talked about kind of how, I was trying to do research on sex robots and ended up designing it myself. They molded my face and exact to sort of make a point. And I never thought it was going to go in the special. I kind of figured it would just be like a scarecrow that I would have in my basement or something as a joke or I would use it for press or for the billboard or something. And then, and then it was sitting in my attic for a while. And I had a kid and I was like, I can't traumatize much. And my child ever sees this. Oh, I know. He will be a serial killer. Like this is, you know, like Ted Bundy, like his sister, he, his mom was his sister. Like, like they lied to him. I'm like, I can't let my son see this. Yeah. And so I gave it to Bill Marr.

9:13It's in Bill Marr's podcast. I'll see you about that. It's in his, it just keeps in his house. I don't ever see it on his podcast. It's in his podcast. It's in the bathtub. It was on this last episode with Andrew Huberman. It's just in when you go to the bathroom at the podcast, she's in the bathtub. Oh, man. That's hilarious. Did you have to model for this as someone designed it or what kind of logistics would want to have? Yeah, check out the special. It's, um, yes, someone I did, the, the body is generic, but the face was molded to my face. Yeah. How many guys tried the DM your sex robot? Uh, I think a pretty good amount. I bet they did. Wendy Cummings.com for dates around the country, but Whitney's in Omaha, tomorrow night, the Astro Theater, and in Des Moines at the Hoi Churman Place on Saturday in Philadelphia, Atlanta all over the country. I see you're, you're doing the boat cruise with the Bert, Bert's a friend, um, and, uh, that's a big alcoholic cruise, right? That's coming up in November. Are you, you've been on one of the Bert cruises before? I haven't, because I was pregnant last time, so I couldn't.

10:14Yeah. Um, but I am doing this one and I am not sure where it's going. Uh, I think Palestine is something. I'm not sure if it's the particular. It's, uh, my, my, my name is a cosmil and then Palestine, right? Yeah. Okay, okay. So he's at the island. Keep getting more esoteric every time, um, but yeah. So I'm looking forward to it. All right. Cool. And we're looking forward to seeing you here in Omaha and then, uh, you're open, or by the way, is a friend of a friend of the show, he was actually here earlier this morning. You like our buddy Austin. He's opening up for, uh, amazing. Oh, that makes me so happy because I always help people just, like, find the funniest person in town, like local person. So that being a place, yeah, he's really good. He's really good for Nikki Glazer when he was here. Yeah. He's really good. He'll be here. Yeah. Well, congratulations. Oh, I show you're getting married. You're engaged. Are you getting married? Um, getting married. I mean, now, I mean, I'm like, yeah. But I told him he has to play in the wedding and make it funny. Hey, by the way, can you skateboard?

11:17No. What? Have you tried to skateboard? No. Okay. Have you ever tried to skateboard? I saw get it. Yeah, I want to try it. No, it's so dangerous. It's shocking. Like it's skateboard. Even if you try to do it like as a joke, you will get hurt. It there. I can't believe they're legal. I don't think they should be legal. They're bad. They're bad. I'm against them. Like, I'm against skateboarding. You are. I think it shouldn't. Yeah. I'm dead serious. Now that I've seen it, like, I don't, I don't think they should be. And then it's like, it killed my, he's my son's hero now. Oh, what do I tell my son? Because my son's like wants to skateboard. I'm like, no, I'll kill my fiance if I have to. Yeah. Chris Coles are fianceing. What happened? Do you have any new TV shows rolling around in your head? You've been known to create TV shows? I do. And you'll see them soon. I'm not allowed to talk about them. But yes, summer coming soon. I'm excited for you all to see them. All right. Will you call us when you're allowed to talk about them? Yes, of course.

12:17I will. All right. Thank you. Whitney. Appreciate. Have fun. Okay. Thank you, sir. Thanks for your time. I know. Whitney Cummings. Omaha. Astro theater. Tomorrow night. Oh, sure. Theater. Des Moines. Three with the guests today. Really lucky. Really lucky. Maybe four for four. If you want to count awesome. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the earlier. Three and a half. Three and a half. Out of four. It was funny. I don't want to ask her this. But do you think Bill Maard tagged that? I mean, yeah, he did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Not her, the dummy. I mean, the dummy. I mean, if you had any sort of elaborate sex robot in your house and you were alone, you eventually. Yeah. Are there sex robots that are like designed after porn stars and they're anatomically correct? They do that little mold. Well, I think the, I think, flashlight cells. Yeah. Signature models. And I think they have to, they have to save her for a fitting.

13:17Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they have a lot of plastic plaster of Paris and their journeys. Yeah. And a lot of journeys are pretty similar. Yeah. Now, no, they, when they do those, they actually, they make a mold. Yeah. These are exact replicas. I know. I know that. What's the team mom? Like, Sarah Abramson or Abraham? Abraham. Yeah. Like, didn't they make her butt? Yeah. Yeah. Just had a butt one. Cause she likes it there. The council loves rubber butt. They call that. She likes it there. Communion Chad Daniels. Reminder to us that Nick will not be here tomorrow. Oh, no. He's got to go to college road trip with his son for football. Very cool. Have fun on that, buddy. That's good. Cause he distracts me. Nick will be back Monday. Makes me happy. And I will always say this out loud. So be in Todd and push. Remember tomorrow morning. Yeah. Well, we're going to where the hell's Nick at? 50 50. I still think it's 50 50. Yeah. Yeah. I know we will.

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