3/26 5-2 FAT ASS!!!

0:00And here's the whole show. Don't feel bad. Neither did we. Catch up with podcasts. Available in the time and time around. Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Bandora, or wherever you get your podcasts. Finish at the time and time they're ready when buyers. Earlier in the show, we did a story about how if you talk to yourself a lot. Yeah. Out loud. Talk to yourself. And if you swear a lot quite a lot, uh, that's a sign. Both are signs of above average intelligence. Well, you're listening to four of us. Yeah, it's so really signed through. Yeah, I find the Tiger Woods clip. Yeah. I got it right here where he gets mad at himself. Yeah, yeah, right here. Over to the sixth, Berlundquist and Tiger on the tea, the hole in the upper back. Right. I don't think he's pleased. I don't think I've always loved it.

1:02I want you to get someone because you know, I reenact that on a lot of bad shots. And I want someone behind me to say, I don't think he's pleased after I go. I, you know, I refer to myself in third person, you suck. God damn it. Well, our next golf tournament, which is coming up in a couple of months here. We'll say that sometime this summer. Somebody chime in with, I don't think he's pleased. Well, I'll do it, you know, I miss Berlundquist. I don't think he's pleased. And he does the staccato. God damn it. Tiger's Jack now, he's, he's creating or something, man. There's pictures of him, his muscles are bulging and stuff. He's always been a, no, but he's even bigger. It's even bigger, plus, I mean, if you see the video, I see I saw him, he's showing up in some course, something I get. I read, spick of that. It was a stupid fact. Some dude in the early mid 90s showed up at Augusta. When is that coming up in the, yeah, mid April. Week, it's like three, two weeks from this weekend. I think it's a week after Easter. Right. This, how dumb is this guy?

2:04Now, my dad, remember, my dad went to Augusta, but he got tickets to the practice room. Yeah, he saw a practice room. Like I had a Wednesday afternoon. Right, something like that. It just because he didn't have tickets, he won that through a lottery too. So he went down years ago with some friends and they went, they walked through, they did the practice room. Just to see the course, he was amazed by it. But a dude somewhere 20, some years ago showed up Augusta with a practice round ticket with what Todd? He's called his clubs. Did he bring his clubs? Oh, he thought in that he could play. Oh, no. Oh, no, that's not how that works. No, no. I just felt it's like, oh, you're dumb. What are they like? They'll give you some wings. They're like two or three hundred people in the world that can play that course besides the tournament. He thought the practice round ticket meant he could go round. Yeah. And is that one of those where a member can say, hey, you, you go ahead and play or do you have to be accompanied by a member? I don't think so.

3:04Then you can be accompanied by a member, but it's very strict and I'm sure any number of those people probably don't even play a round of golf at Augusta. It may be one because you have to be invited to join. Yeah. You can't just say, hey, here's a bunch of money I wanted because I don't think the do's are all that much, but they make it exclusive and it's not a bunch of celebs. It's captains of industry. Exactly right. And Condoleezza Rice. Yes. And a little Condoleezza Rice. Yeah. That always makes everything more fun. Well, she's on the right side of the politics. That's why she got it. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At least she's making horrible decisions for the Denver Broncos. Yeah. All they're looking pretty good. Nick. I need to bring that back around. Sure. The first day. I want them to be bonics. A ton of money. When Condoleezza Rice showed up at Augusta for the first time, I'm sure one of the people there

4:05were going to give her a caddy jumpsuit. Is this yours? No. I'm a member. I think it was back around Christmas. I saw this. It was on. It was, you know, how the, how Cubis always give their lineman big Christmas gifts. Right. Right. And I think it was Jeff Saturday. It was on ESPN and they asked him, what was the best thing that you ever got as a Christmas gift when you were in the league? He said, I got a lot of cool stuff. But one year, Peyton took me to Augusta for my birthday. Wow. For Christmas. That's a good guy, Nick. What a good guy. We played around at Augusta. And it was. Told jokes. It was the most awesome thing ever, you know. And I, yeah. That would be. I didn't know he was a member. Yeah. I think he's, he has. He's everywhere. Yeah. It could be because everybody loves Peyton Manning. And he just turned 50. What a guy. You know. Nothing good things. And he's funny. What kind of miserable AOL would hate Peyton Manning. And now he's acting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I love seeing his face pop up everywhere. He shows up and is this thing on, you know, that's Peyton Manning. Now he's got to move. He's not Peyton Manning.

5:07He's an actor. He's just a guy on that show. So check it out Nick. A mother allegedly ordered her children to attack a 10 year old child while she restrained him after the victim called her a fat ass. This is a semi Florida. She held him. She sat. The children were playing at the park inside a heritage park. Apartment complex. So that you're talking about apartment complex in Florida. The semi Florida. In middle of Florida. She know we're thinking here. When a physical altercation broke out. Property group of kids to fetch their mothers. One of the mothers responded the situation. We poorly identified authorities. It's 41 year old. Ketsi Ann Rivera. Wait a second. The victim said in a verbal argument to begin. When the mother's arrived. The rear called the 10 year old victim. A drugatory term. And a response. A child called her a fat ass. And then she sat on. And everybody beat them up. Yeah. And they're eight and nine year old to attack the 10 year old boy. She held him up. And they beat him up. What's the lady's name?

6:07I got a picture over here. Ketsi Ann Rivera. K-E-T-S-Y. Yeah. But the eight and the nine year old of hers. Responded to her calls to. Hey. Beat this kid up. And they went. Okay, mom. They probably won't raise that well. Either for them. You think she looks tired. Looks like she might have some money for meth, too. But she might be a fat ass on the waist down. Looks like she might. Oh, yeah. That's the concern. We did too. The price of meth in New Zealand. It's been plunging, although it seemed awfully expensive. And no one has reported the price of meth in Red Oak, Iowa. No. We thought they would. Yeah. Or just anywhere in the area. Yeah. You think we kind of expensive, like $125 a gram. And that's way down from what it was, say, nine or eight, nine or ten years ago. I don't think the Chamber of Commerce in Red Oak. Red Oak is a big fan of the show. Yeah, no. There are meth users around the region. Or is it less popular now than it was, say, 20 years ago? I know cocaine is kind of making it come back. Oh, total comeback. Yeah. But I don't run in those circles anymore. Yeah.

7:07Yeah. But you got to think we got plenty of meth users and buyers and sellers in that area that could check in with the price. We always think you know it's a price. We don't even name or anything. We're not going to turn the end. We hit a price and a guy we can buy it from. Yeah. Right. And don't be, don't be fight with that. They're not prone to being paranoid or anything. No, not at all. We're the odd person that's neither wanting meth or a narc. But we want the price of meth. They only sports people. They list as members of Augusta National. That I recognize. Lens Wong. You know, because he's on the right side. He's also Republican, right? Roger Gideaux. And apparently there's going to be an opening. If there's not already, Lou Holtz. Oh, I thought Magellan was in there. Lou Holtz. He's a pertinent Magellan. He got taken out of the 16th hole. Both members of Augusta National. Oh, Lou Holtz. He almost made it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you fun to play? I would suck. Shoot a really high score. Have you fun to play for sure?

8:08Yeah. And you would. Did you use a cart there? No. No, no. You got to walk. Somebody will carry your clubs for you. Hold it. If you're playing Augusta National. There's old members. They're not walking. There's old members. Oh, no. Oh, you're probably right. There's carts there, Todd. Just not for the tournament. Yeah. There's a lot of old members who are not walking that course. Not. I would think that. You cannot do that. No, because that's one thing my dad said about that course in person. It's up and down, isn't it? Really. He said the TV does not show how hilly it is. You think they're guys that still pee in the bushes? I would. And of course that if you got to go. I got to go. Yes. Yeah. I suppose if there's not a bunch of it. They lower their golf trousers and piss everyone. If there's not a down. Yeah. Yeah. There's plenty of trees. Yeah. It seems like you might need a note from your doctor or something to get. They all got to get a cart. It says. It says accessibility requirements and unique member circumstances. Otherwise, it's all walking.

9:08Yeah. Old dudes. There's a lot of old guys that are not going to not want to play. And they're going to let them play. You know, there's probably a golf cart. Maybe it's 90 degrees. They don't have cart pass. They don't. That's right. They don't. There's no cart pass. Maybe comfortable smoking a joint there on the course. I'm comfortable smoking a joint just by anyway. Yeah. But what would you be worried about? Yeah. If you got to play, that might be the only time. And what if you get kicked off or. Oh, yeah. And that blacklist. It would probably be on my best behavior. Someone would invite me to play Augusta. It's weird legal and Georgia too. I doubt it. Only at Augusta. Yeah. Only at Augusta. Do they have a cart girl that comes around with like the Pemento sandwiches? I know nothing about playing a round of golf at Augusta. Not almost know anything about that, right? You think they have cart pass. They don't have a cart girl. They don't have a cart girl. They're paying manning on. Yeah. I think they have. I think they probably have like snack shacks on both nines, you know, and you where you could get that stuff while you're playing. That's what I'm just. But do they do they even serve the Pemento cheese when they don't join them?

10:09Yeah, they might be for the past. Yeah. I would I would assume they don't. I want to put up a seat cheese sandwich right now. Whatever I just said. Same. Yeah. Our words are hard. Don't. Pemento cheese sandwich. I want one now. What is Pemento? Like the red stuff that goes inside of green olive? Correct. Yep. Yep. Sounds good to me. I'll eat one right now. And apparently something that goes well with cheese. Yep. Sounds great to me. I try it. Everything goes well with cheese. I love egg salad. Oh, I like egg salad too. Oh, egg salad can f off. Yeah. So far, you're pretty brutal with egg salad. Yeah. It's great. I know that stuff's warm coming out of those. It was concession stands at the golf court. That's nasty. Oh, I need egg salad. In honor of you push, all you need eggs salad sandwich today. Speaking of farts, did I mention that, uh, they, they, the onion, they're the Burger King onion rings are like better now. Or at least they were the last. I gave them another shot. They don't, I mean, they were crushed. They were crushed. They were like, they just, are they fixed still, huh?

11:09Are the parts still there? Well, yeah, that's still good. You got to leave the fortune. Right. Yeah. The way you could engineer the farts out of those onion rings. No. You would, you would be up for some sort of Nobel Prize. Yeah. No, they're the best farts. Only if you do them. Somebody else does them. Yeah. Yeah. It's the puke town of somebody else does it. Uh, coming up, uh, Whitney Cummings at the, uh, not the party mode. She is the, uh, Astro. It's in love. Vista and Nebraska. I was in, I was in that place. And that's an amazing, amazing venue. It's a nice theater. It's really cool. And then I'll show, uh, she's in Des Moines too, right? Des Moines Saturday. Des Moines Saturday. With Austin Anderson. But Whitney Cummings is going to call and, uh, we get back. Hang on. This is the time to retire. This is the time to retire. The Bleacher Report app is your destination for sports. Right now, the NBA is heating up. March Manus is here. And MLB is almost back. Every day there's a new headline. A new highlight.

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