3/26 2-1 Hammer to The Head?

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1:02it's down loading now, this is the Todd and Tyler radio empire. So I'm sitting at a local brewery last night at the bar with a friend of mine and his wife and he's a red sock fan and somebody started talking baseball and they said it starts tonight and the bartender grabbed the clicker and I go out on Netflix dude. So nobody watched baseball at that place. And there's TVs everywhere. It's crazy. Now I realize that people, a lot of you have Netflix at home, but it's just being a baseball season. There's a thousand games coming up. I should say 40,000 games. What are they have for bars for a Netflix subscription? I don't know. I don't know if you can legally put your own thing in there, put on every TV. Yeah, your own sign up. Like you do in a hotel. You can do it in a hotel. You take your Netflix. You just sign in your hotel TV. I do that. That's in your room. Right. So one of you could do that on a TV at the bar and put on every TV. Yeah, but once it becomes a public performance

2:03then there's why we know how do they find out it's that though. I really sign on a one TV though. Because I do. I don't want to 40 TVs. It was there was no baseball during TV. You did a deal with Amazon. So sportsguards could play a Thursday night football. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. No, you cannot legally play Netflix in a business setting using a standard personal account. Because they're taking on more and more sports and it should make themselves available. People want to see sports. Sports. Yeah. TVs everywhere. And all these dudes wanted to watch a baseball game. And then nothing happened. But push told me off the air that Chrysher was all over that. Bert was all over that because he's a Netflix guy. He was all over that game. Right. He was the mascot, the field reporter. Yeah. Something. And out in a kayak in McCovie, that's some point apparently. And then it was. He fed your home run by any chance. I don't. I didn't hear. Seven nothing Yankees. That was a final that. And our buddy Mark sent us the Yankees. And they're corresponding diseases. How they died.

3:03We'll start with Lou Gary because this Lou Gary's disease, which is ALS. And a catfish hunter had ALS too. So he piggybacked on the Lou Gary's disease. Be a lot cooler. That was catfish hunter disease. Tony Lazari. He just fell. I don't know what happened to him. Thurmond Munson, airplane crash. Casey Stangle cancer. Just regular cancer. Bobby Mercer, brain cancer, Mickey Mantle, liver cancer. Joe Demaggio, lung cancer. Roger Maris, lymphona, lymphoma. Excuse me. Babe Ruth, throat cancer. Billy Martin, car crash. Steve Howe died of Billy Martin disease too. George Steinbrenner, heart failure, doc Ellis, liver ailment. Joe McCarthy, pneumonia. Hideki Arabu, suicide. Well, I didn't know. I remember he hung. I remember that. Man, when was that? Looked at a push. Pascal Perez, home invasion stabbing. He must have been in another country, although that happens here a lot too.

4:03No, he might have been in the Dominican or something. That might have been a case where he went back home to Venezuela, the Dominican. He had money, right? He's a rich guy. I think that's what happened, right? Leo DeRosier, just died of old age, natural causes. Wasn't there another airplane incident? Yeah, I think it was a Yankee who brought him out. It was a Yankee. Just a few years ago, wasn't it? He had a building, right? In Manhattan, I want to say. Yeah, well, Mark missed that one, but it's a nice list mark. I appreciate that. Because nobody likes Yankees. Is that like Duton? The only good, the packer is a dead packer. Yeah, this sounds like it. The only good Yankee is a dead Yankee. I guess it was just a few years ago. What? 2006? The Dominican Robbo? No, no, the other plane crash. Yeah, I know it was a while back. Cory Lydel was the... Him and his flight instructor slammed into a 40-story apartment building in New York. In New York, I remember when they showed the whole. It was, of course, only five years after 9-11.

5:05Somebody was thinking about it. So he died basically of a thermo-muchin disease. Yeah. Hadecki Rabu was found dead in his home in LA in 2011, reported to have hanged himself. Autopsy showed he was inebriated at the time of his death with both alcohol and adivant in his system. Wow. And he's probably depressed, too. Yeah. He'd had a DUI the year before. Had an assault charge a couple years before that. So I guess he'd had some issues. Look up Pascal Perez. Oh, and his daughter and wife left him. Whew. So. Whew. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. I've only been... I get that feeling. I get that feeling. Yeah. And had adivant in my system. None of the other circumstances have applied. Yeah. Yeah. Pascal Perez, so she would have an adivant. Oh, God. Found dead in his bedroom in Dominican Republic in 2012 after being hit on the head reportedly within a hammer in the parent robbery.

6:08He was also stabbed in the neck just for good measure. Jesus. Wow. What if they stole anything? Those rich guys go back to some of those third world countries and they are targets a lot. Yeah. And their families are targets, too, which is sad. Damn. We could have it anywhere. But, you know, where was it again? Dominican Republic. Okay. He was only 55 when that happened. But that's... That's... I mean, stabbed in the neck and hit in the head with a hammer and Jesus. Yeah. I'm hoping he was out when he... Some criminals can be ruthless. Yeah. It seems murderers, right? Yeah. It seems so, Todd. All right. So, that's your dead Yankees. But they won last night. And then I guess all the other teams played today. Right. A lot of the team played today, I believe. Yeah. I think I saw the rules. Don't start until tomorrow. Other rules don't... Yeah. Okay. Everybody else at Anderson, good to stop in, hopefully earlier. Jeff Ross... To be here. Right. And about an hour. Jeff Ross... Well, we should say it's about all of our guests. You know, because someone blows up too. Yeah. Jeff Ross is scheduled later on. Also, Steve's on and his daughter Aubrey's on.

7:08And comedian Whitney Cummings. Whitney's going to be in the Omaha area at the place called the Astro. Tomorrow night. Is she Aubrey? I believe Des Moines on Saturday. Or is she Audrey? Audrey. I have Audrey. Oh, it's Audrey. I wrote down Aubrey, I'm sorry. Audrey. Zon. Yeah, this is her acting debut in this movie. And I watched about the first 40 minutes of it last night. It's a good movie. And she's very good. I turned on the beginning of... How to marry a fifth grader. What's the name of that show? The... The Bachelor at? What's it called? The Barcazzi show. Oh, the greatest. The greatest. It happened to be home when I got home. And I paused it. I was on the phone. I started again. I wanted to see Greg Warren do the announcing and see his face on Cameron. And I'm so glad Greg is getting that camera time. Maybe it's helping out. Of course, he sells out places because he's freaking funny as hell. But I couldn't get through the show because Middle America game show. Nah. Nah, I just had no interest.

8:09The first question I thought, I... Whatever. But you know, people like that kind of stuff. And they do well. It's a big set. And they film it right there in the Nashville, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I couldn't get through that. But you said, are the questions about as slow as how to marry a fifth grader? Yeah, there's not. There's maybe only... I'm going to stop calling it that. How do... Are you smarter than the fifth grader? Because we were watching at the time when... Oh, it's his face. It's his face. It's his face. Yeah, it's his face. Yeah, because he told us on the air they... He didn't want to do it. And basically, he said, I'll do it for this millions of dollars. They said, sure. Damn, I got to do it. That was his line, basically. Yeah. And that show... What they answered, like, three questions per half hour, it just was drawn out so much. Yeah. I've watched a full episode. That's maybe... The last round, you get seven questions. But outside of that, they maybe ask ten questions tops in the first two rounds. I mean, it's not much. I don't think they got through that many questions on the marry in your cousin. No, that show.

9:09And she's a fifth grader. Remember that? It's always a fifth. Married in your fifth grade cousin. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? That was the name of that. Which was actually... I like the concept because some of those questions are like, hey, maybe I'm not smarter than a fifth grader. But this is the middle America show, right? Yeah. And that's like I say, but you don't have to figure out the answer. You guess what stupid people would say. Right. Well, middle America. You don't necessarily have to know the answer. That's the thing. Yeah. You guess what you think they would say. You're guessing what the average American is answering. Right. So there was no other interaction between Warren and... I guess sometimes they talk back and forth. They did a little bit. Yeah. He announced them and he's standing there. But there's another comedian. What's that guy there for? Yeah. Nobody knows that guy. He's the other guy. I don't know. Yeah. But somebody else in Bargazze's... Yeah, a little bit. But Warren's a famous one, man. Warren's the one doing well. I'm sure a guy does a lot of it. Bargazze's doing that guy a favor too. I think he is. It's another one of his boys. Yeah. I don't know. I like that he helps his friends.

10:09Yeah. All big time. Yeah. But Warren's got his own great comedy career, you know. But this is a little bonus for him. Oh, yeah. Well, you say it gets on TV. And Middle America is watching. And maybe they'll show up at his particular gigs. And I'm sure it's not a terrible paycheck. No. Our buddy... Oh, no. He mentioned something like that. He didn't say it was great either. Wow. But still, it's not... I mean, it's better than a kick in the ass. That's right. It's a paycheck. Speaking of comedians, our buddy Chad Daniels is being the studio tomorrow. He's the funny bonus weekend. Nick, who no longer does comedy. And you'll hear that when he gets in here. And no longer does the first segment. No, he knows. He just doesn't do it now. He's just out there. Or sometimes half the second segment. Not from the first segment. Yeah. He'll be here a little later on this morning. Thursday, right? Oh, it's Iowa and Nebraska night, really. Yes, it is. A lot of our fans of this program are Iowa and Nebraska fans and they're just going to beat the hell out of each other tonight at sports bars all over the midway. What's the other game? That's what I was just looking here. Hold on. I'll get you the schedule for tonight. Because Iowa and Nebraska is the early game. You got Texas Purdue at 610.

11:11And then these are central time on CBS. Iowa and Nebraska 630 on TBS true TV. And then later on, Arkansas, Arizona at 845 on CBS. And Illinois Houston at 905 on TBS true TV. So four games tonight, four tomorrow. Yep. Then two and two. Yep. Saturday and Sunday. And again, nothing, nothing starts before six o'clock central time. And there's a couple horrible tweets out there that people put out about this game. And I'll try to describe it. I originally saw the first one last night. And it was all these Husker sneakers laying around. And it was an Iowa fan posted. I mean, it could be just trolls on both sides for that. And of course it is posting something about the Holocaust. And I'll show these Husker sneakers. I don't know what it was. But then, and I saw this how horrible. They said how horrible Iowa fans are because one troll got off.

12:11But then the exact same photo except with Iowa sneakers. And this is brutal too. Said a look at the children's hospital. Oh, Jesus. I know. See, and that's trolls on both stuff. One person. I'll blame one person for going both of those. Whoever that didn't. Just to throw it out there and make it look horrible. 99.9999% of the fans are, I think, both those things are horrible. Also. But it was just brutal, man. But supports my theory that y'all are the same people. They're all the same. Stop thinking you're superior to the other side because you're not. Yeah, it's the same. You're the same people. That's from Iowa foreign boy. Plus. And then having lived in Nebraska for 25 years now. Yeah, and then me and Todd were newbies years ago. And now he's not the same thing. Both the fans are the same. You're all the same people. It's just two different teams. Especially on this part of the game. Yeah, they're all part of the game. They're the imaginary line and there's a river there. Yeah, other than that. There's not much difference. No much. Shut up. But you're all the same people.

13:11It will be fun to watch because somebody's got to lose tonight. Yeah. Although, I'm probably rooting for Iowa. I'm going to be honest with you. Obviously. Yeah, because I pushed in Iowa boy. I was back in my Iowa boys. Okay, sure. And Nick's Husker fans. So we like to Nick to get pissed. Yeah. I might have to join Nick on this one. Yeah. Yeah. Because I have experienced Husker fans while wearing the other teams jersey. other teams jersey. And I have experienced Hawkeye fan while wearing the other teams jersey and Hawkeye fans sucked a lot more. Oh did you go to game with Billy Blake? You've been sucking up way too much the Huskers recently. Nobody in my orbit is really being annoying and cheering against them. So I've got been I've been kind of insulated from it all. It's not a situational thing. I'll turn on for a while then I'll probably just go to bed. In the end I guess I'm rooting for Tennessee. Yeah you are Todd. You're going to say yes today. Okay. All sudden Anderson Jeff Ross steves on and his daughter Audrey. Right. And Whitney Cummings all today. Come on back. Nick Allen made it.