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段子来了丨我妈已经三天没有打我啦,感觉整个人飘啦~23.4.30(采采)

段子来了

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今天是国际不打小孩日
记得小时候挨爸妈揍我的时候会有以下对话:
情景1:“知不知道错在哪了?” “不知道...” “错在哪都不知道1!” 噼里啪啦一顿揍。 4
情景2:“知不知道错在哪了?” “知道!” “知道还犯!” 噼里啪啦一顿揍。
 情景3:“知不知道错在哪了?” “...” 噼里啪啦一顿揍...“说不说,不说看我不打死你!

爹妈的逻辑:你有问题,都怪电脑手机电视
电脑手机电视有问题,都怪你。

还记得小时候我妈打我,我跑到我爸那哭诉:爸爸,妈妈打我了,你去打她啊!
每当这时,我爸都会语重心长安慰我:宝贝忍了吧!你没见过你妈怎么打爸爸的么?可比打你狠多了。。。

我妈打我,我爸也劝过
我爸这样说的“孩子不听活,是该打,可你不应该老是拧他的耳朵。” 
“那拧哪儿?”我妈问。 
“拧屁股,那是块死肉。”
“可屁股听得进去话吗?”

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段子来了丨我妈已经三天没有打我啦,感觉整个人飘啦~23.4.30(采采)

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