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I can get to try them and to make it for half the price.

It's unrelenting, it's unrelenting, just when you thought we were going to relent, it's

unrelenting.

Yeah, it's unrelenting.

Woo.

Happy, uh, happy April, happy Easter, happy April, happy trip to Seattle, man, are you?

No, I don't want that.

You must be feeling good.

What do you mean being back?

Yeah.

I mean, Seattle, what's it like?

Is it boots on the ground?

Oh, man.

Yeah.

So, um, it is, it is pretty much communist China, there's no real difference between Seattle

and China.

Worst weather.

It's, it's amazing weather.

It was 68 degrees when I was there and it snowed yesterday.

Oh.

Yeah.

That's pretty, pretty interesting weather.

Um, yeah, it's backwards.

I think it's mostly because of the communism, the commies, it's all the commies fault.

Yeah, they're just destroying their weather.

A lot of drugs, a lot of coffee.

Well, I don't know, people can afford drugs in Seattle at this point.

They're kind of like, uh, no, yeah, it's, it's pretty bad, man.

It's, uh, gas was like seven bucks a gallon.

Well, yeah, and people are like, it's not a true upsmall to tell you, no, it's not

it.

It's your local politician taxes, yeah.

Those are up up and they, they raised the, um, uh, I was going to say the home income

tax.

They raised the property, property tax on your home, um, by 40% like it is in Crook County

here.

They keep making them go higher and higher because they're like, hey, wait, we don't have

enough money for all of our insanity.

So we, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They also raised, um, the amount of tax on, well, I guess it's death tax, but what's

the technical term for the, uh, uh, estate tax, yeah.

So they raised that by like 50% because how dare you leave any money to your children

or loved ones?

No, children are for the state, not for you.

This is why the world's changing.

You have to pretty much put your money into your kids account, hopefully your kids like

you because what you're going to need, you know, what you need to do is just not bother.

Not bother having kids or your kids figured out on their own, yeah, don't leave anything.

The straight of Hormuz is open today, right now, what about the gay of Hormuz?

I know.

They're, no, they get, they've gotten rid of the gaze of Hormuz.

Amazing.

I was currently up about 1000, the NASDAQ up about 400 people are like, whew, Donald Trump

has saved us.

The Bitcoin's up.

Oh, it is going up a little bit.

Yeah.

The 77 dollar is, yeah, the clip, this is the myth of Bitcoin, right?

Right.

If you're like, oh, yeah, when the dollar crashes, you just wait the Bitcoin's giving me.

So here's the thing, when people think that the news is going to be bad, everybody dumps

their Bitcoin.

Right.

Which is brilliant and antithetical to what we were told, which was, yeah, this is your

backup.

So when, when currencies like the US dollar fall, Bitcoin, when the stocks and bond market,

everything falls Bitcoin, like, no, they have been following each other, yep, yep,

exact.

In lockstep, where it makes no difference, whether your money was in Bitcoin or stocks,

it's like, oh, a war starting dollar, tanks, stocks, tank, Bitcoin, tanks, yeah, I don't

get it.

Except for the fact that if electricity goes away, there is no such thing as Bitcoin anymore.

Yeah, exactly.

Tesla's up.

That's a good thing.

Everything seems to be, I think everything's up right now, it's accurate.

What are the lefties going to say if Donald Trump actually brings peace to the Middle

East?

It'll be probably going to say it was the juice fall.

Right.

Always is.

They know they forced them into it.

They fought Donald Trump into making peace.

We hate peace.

You know, there's lefties that are backing the Pope now who don't understand what they're

talking about.

Yeah.

The Pope is great and I can't believe Donald Trump is making the Pope feel bad.

I'm sorry.

The Pope needs to wake up.

I mean, again, I'm a good Irish Catholic boy, even if you see people like Bill O'Reilly

talk, well, the Pope is a pacifist.

You know, that's the job of just face it.

The Pope is a douchebag saying that the job of the Pope is to be a pacifist.

I want to know who changed the job description over the last few hundred years because there

were plenty of popes during the crusades who said, hey, go out and kill Muslims.

Well, as long as they didn't have to pay for it, but then somebody else foot in the bill,

but that was the whole thing.

They wanted the crusades.

They set people out.

They wanted them to kill people in the name of religion.

So this whole thing of the Catholic church, okay, okay, okay.

I'm going to correct you on this one.

The Pope said very little to do with the crusades.

The crusades were mostly started by the King of France.

And when he finagled other royalty in Europe to join him to protect the Holy Lands, it

was a lot less about religion and a lot more about protecting the trade routes.

So it had the rationale of we're here to take the Holy Land back from the invading Muslim

force because the Muslim force was also abducting people, ransoning people, stealing lots

and lots of cargo along the way.

So you could use that as an excuse because they were a very different religion.

But it's not like the Pope was there recruiting the knights to go from the European kings.

It was the other way around.

It was a very much crusade driven crusade.

First crusade in according to Wikipedia, March 1095, Pope urban, the second received

envoys from Emperor Alexios, Chomeños, who requested military aid at the council of

Piancia.

I can't speak Italian.

But that would be the guy that started at the first, who crusade was the Pope.

The crusades were an official designation as the crusades by the Pope.

But I'm telling you that if you read the history of the crusades, which I've done plenty

of, not done the crusades, I've read about the crusades enough, not that old man, not

that old.

But yeah, no, there was, there was a growing problem with crime and the crime was

perpetrated by G, the same people are doing in the Middle East right now, the Muslims.

And so there was a, there was a movement to drive the crusades.

But again, as you saw, the Pope was petitions for this.

It's not like the Pope said, you know, what people, it's time we go and kick some Muslim.

But now another thing I'll comment on this as far as the pacifism, the Pope during World

War II, I also did absolutely nothing to help the Jews either.

So pacifism is kind of been the standard for the popes for the last, I don't know, 700

years.

No, I don't think you're home back that long.

I think it is a more current thing.

300 years maybe you maybe that certainly longer than 20 years.

Yeah, let's see, and you're a little hot today as the mic, you're a little, you're

kind of even breaking up when you get right on into there, is there a, I'm drinking a diet

Mountain Dew.

I will say that.

Whoa.

That's a extra caffeine.

I know, I know.

That's, that's, I remember I don't even drink coffee.

So I'm probably more pepped up than normal, get some caffeine, got some sugar, man.

No, there's no sugar in here, it's that, that's number A says, I think facts matters on

this stream.

All they do, facts do matter and this is, C Brooklyn says we're an anti-Christian podcast.

Well, you know, jeans and jeans, what the hell is Christianity have to do with the

Pope?

Right.

This is Catholicism, baby.

Yeah, this, this is the Catholicism, that Christianity people, the whole different

thing.

Now, according to the, the AI, the crusading movement began directly through papal degree

when Pope Urban, the second called for the first crusade at the Council of Claremont

and all AI is doing is reading the same Wikipedia article, you just urban to promise forgiveness

of past sins for those who fought to reclaim the Holy Land from Muslim control.

Now there, oh, interesting.

So there were people doing it before the Pope, apparently.

There is, well, he wanted them to reclaim the lamb, but I'm just saying as far as, as

far as payment goes, you know, you and I would have to pay somebody money or gold.

The Pope's like, I can't forgive your sins.

Well, and keep in mind that during that period of history, indulgences, which is the payments

for forgiveness of sins were the norm.

Like people were used to going to church and paying to have their adultery forgiven.

This also came from Britannica is a source, it says that the papacy was at the head of

a massive volunteer army motivated by religious zeal.

Yeah, that's true.

So there you go.

So does not mean at all that the Pope started the crusades, just means he was the leader.

Well, he was right, the leader, you can't call it the crusades without the Pope, okay?

Without the Pope, it's just a war in the Middle East by France.

Right.

So that was the point.

The Popes were backing the word violent.

The concept that Pope is never back in violence.

Holy war.

Well, the people that are now like, well, the Pope's job is to turn the other cheek to be

the pacifist to be peaceful.

It's like, well, that has always been the fucking job description.

People want to forget that there is a history and to be like, well, this is just a job

of the Pope.

Like, how come it wasn't a few hundred years ago?

It wasn't for most of the history of the Roman, of the Catholicism though.

I mean, really dude, look, they inherited the Roman Empire, which is a pretty cool thing

to inherit.

A big place, big place.

Imagine these state taxes and that's out of a bitch.

And they were the ones collecting the taxes, yes, true.

And then that through the, the people administration shrank down to the size of Vatican, the Vatican

is the last remnant legally of the Roman Empire, those big walls, Western Roman Empire.

The Eastern Roman Empire, which was headquartered in Constantinople, that is completely gone.

It is just interesting to see the roles that have changed and we now have Pope

that want to come out and say things like, well, no, you should let all migrants in.

And then you have Tom Homan who's like, hey, I'm a fucking Catholic.

And you know what?

I've had to talk to a lot of five year old girls who were raped multiple times because

of this system of bringing people over the border, probably, you know, I think this is

what you, you can't separate the reality of what is going on.

It's great to be pying this guy and be like, it would be great if all migrants can go

wherever they want and would be able to have money and homes and live good lives.

But that is not the reality of the world.

So when you come out and then only speak against, I'd love the brashness of Donald Trump

because there was a question as he was getting on the helicopter yesterday with the whatever

M5M person like, hey, I hear Iran is going to be executing four more people wanting the

first woman protester and Trump's like, well, tell that to the Pope.

You know, it's like, well, rightfully so because you can't come out.

If you're going to come out and be like, well, no, no, we need to have more talks before

we start bombing.

It's like, they're killing their own people.

So when do you step in and say, right, you know, if you're talking just good and evil,

it's like, nobody seems to be arguing that Iran's killed 30, 40,000 protesters this go

around recently.

Yeah.

People just don't care.

Right.

Well, just like they don't fucking care about the Christians being killed in Africa.

No, exactly.

Yeah.

It's like, no, that's why you need great minds like John Cleese and Bill Barr.

Only white people are getting killed in South Africa.

Right.

It's very, and this is how you know it is all paid for.

This is how you know.

This is all a fucking ruse.

This is how you know these are radical fucking leftists in the United States who are paying

people who are manipulating things.

This is why, and I didn't get it for the longest time, like why do these motherfuckers keep

going on to YouTube and other social media and spreading the same obvious lies over and

over again.

It's because they have a base of people who believes it.

And well, and believes it because they don't question anything.

I mean, honestly, most of the people that believe the insane retarded propaganda from

the left would be just as globally believing propaganda from the right.

If the fucking right did their job right, this is my frustration is that the propaganda

from the right sucks.

You need better propaganda.

Yes, yes, it's working.

You need to do something to beat their propaganda.

And if only propaganda works against propaganda, then you have to do it.

Everything, everything works against everything.

Here's the thing.

The right finally figured out how to, this is a few years back, how to fight the woke

up companies by stopping to use their products.

This is what the left has been doing for the decade previous to that.

Right.

They've been saying, oh, you don't want the AI, we're going to boycott your company.

And it took the right 10 years to say, oh, maybe we should boycott Budweiser because

they suck now.

Yeah.

And don't forget Disney.

And that works for four years, Disney changed their fireworks voice, you know, the little

spiel that comes on before to a very woke, non-gender specific thing.

They're back to ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.

Can you believe that?

Yeah.

Because they're going to go with wherever the wind blows.

Uh-huh.

And again, the money started going, no, yeah, we don't like this new page dreamers of all

ages.

Uh-huh.

Like, no, stop with the fucking language insanity.

Stop.

The South Park was always ahead of the curve by having a main character, be super gay.

Well, yeah.

Nobody cares if you're gay.

I mean, that, you know, this concept, they're starting to, I, the pendulum is definitely

swinging back.

I think we're going to have an end to gay marriage in the next decade.

Well, if the country becomes more and more Muslim, you certainly are.

Yes.

Islam.

So here's the thing that I think you hit a nail on the head is that as the pendulum swings

back, the sympathy for Western liberalism will disappear, allowing Islam to gain a bigger

foothold.

Yeah, I agree with that.

Because the antidote to communism was always Islam.

The antidote to Islam is democracy.

The problem with democracy is you, you can have communist takeover democracies without

any shots being fired simply by voting as a block.

So it's, it's a cyclical thing and it goes around it around too.

Well, that's why we're going to have another crusade.

Hey, I'm going to be the pope that's going to be pushing it.

We'll be somebody else.

No, because the pope's like, no, we can't have any violence unless somebody comes to

the gates of the Vatican, and that he's probably okay with somebody stopping people by

force.

You know, the Vatican has walls not to keep people out though.

It has walls to keep the boys and could be to call wire boys.

They just raised the age of consent in the Vatican from 11 to 18, like 10 years ago.

Well, this is a 10 years ago.

It was like 11 was the age of consent.

Well, this is also something that most people don't understand in the United States.

The Epstein story has brought this to light that people have no idea that there's anything

but an 18 age of consent anywhere in the world, but especially in the United States.

And it's sad really that people don't know what the laws are.

And again, it's because they're so spun up that they read or they hear things and nobody

knows what's true.

We have all this information.

I mean, just as an aside, my high school mascot was a crusader.

So I mean, I mean, I'm well, he's must have been a Catholic high school.

Can you tell?

Yes.

The brother rice crusader.

Well, my elementary was a night.

See?

There you go.

We can take up arms legally, I think.

But this is part of the issue is that people pay those attention at all.

They're like, hey, somebody that fucked a 16 year old's a pito.

It's like, no, yeah, that whole definition really needs to have two, I think, different

names for it because there are actual fucked in the head, deranged people that see children

as sexual objects, yes, like two year olds, five year olds.

And then there are like 26 year old, even 36 year olds that get hit on and start sugar

danning somebody and then later find out that she's 16.

That's two different categories, people.

That's not the same category.

And what happened?

I mean, we had the Lolita novel, which came out and what the fatties are six off.

Yeah, that was, I think, yeah, fifties or maybe in the forties.

This is not a new concept and it was never seen that it was creepy, sure, but it was

always creepy.

It was always a little creepy, but nobody was yelling pito.

It was, you know, a different, there was a line being drawn thing called free moon of freedom

of press back then, which we don't have like these days, but we're not, now we just

have Megan Kelly calling people small dick, micro penis.

Oh my God.

Okay, okay.

So that's kind of has been that long since we haven't talked about it.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah.

Let me just say something about Megan Kelly.

By using that comment, she has, she has opened up the gates, as one could say, for that

type of language.

And so I've been replying to every post she has with a picture hole of her, the sign that

says huge cunt, because it's factually true, she can't argue with it.

She has or is one or the other a huge cunt.

And I suspect both, yeah, she's lost the script somewhere.

She was never this insane, she's insane, and I again, sorry to interrupt you.

Maybe I'm that's right.

It's all that Mountain Dew man.

It is Mountain Dew.

It's I'm going to have drinking half gun battle battles have gone, man.

She's like, wait, wait, wait.

This is like a 18 ounce bottle, 17 ounce bottle, whatever they are, whatever it's legal

in your state.

How many?

Whatever it is.

I don't know.

It's about the size of my penis.

What do I know?

Oh, so at least four.

Yes, four ounces, at least half a four ounce, but yes.

So the thing about all these guys, Tucker, Megan, Candace is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I need to a lesser degree, but to some degree, yes, the, the comment that I posted on

X about this topic, which I think sums up is that these are all people that became famous

by reading lines written for them on a teleprompter.

That was their job.

The Megan wasn't an in the field reporter, Tucker wasn't an in the field reporter.

These were people that sat behind a desk with no pants on or in right, you know, for

the guys.

And for the women with a short mini skirt so that her entire leg could be shown on the

see through desk on Fox.

Right.

That's when desk stopped having fronts.

She was hired for her legs, not for what comes out of her mouth, unless written by somebody

else.

Yes, yes, she's always had nice legs, but that's the thing is like, dude, quit pretending

you're some kind of intellectual, you're not fucking intellectual.

I don't care that she has a law degree.

There were plenty of dumb bimbo's that went to law school when I was in college.

Okay.

Let's not forget.

We had a law degree from sunny hostine.

Let's not forget some of our hair is, I mean, law degree does not write any intelligence

exists of dumb people with law degrees is not limited to Megan Kelly and there are plenty

of men to be fair as well.

Absolutely.

Tons of men as well.

So my point simply is that what they got famous at doing is not what they're doing right

now and they're conflating the importance of what they're doing right now.

They're podcasters.

Yeah.

In the problem of video, but they're basically podcasters and it's becoming a, they're

literally making podcaster a derogatory term because right now if you call somebody

a podcaster and X, it's an insult.

Well, yeah, because what is coming out of podcasting is a lot of drivel with it is

all speculation, it is all guessing, it is all just the Jersey shore.

Yeah.

It is a lot of bomb throwing that's half their stick is to have fights with other people

that are in the media, a very bizarre Megan Kelly turning into the swearing machine also

kind of interesting.

I mean, it's like, okay, I've always done it, you know, and there's people that have

been, it's like that's fine.

No fucking way.

Right.

But for her, it's like, okay, this is a new addition to your repertoire and like, what

is that due for you?

And then somebody, and I think it was real, when we live in the world of AI to be fair,

I can never guarantee anything's real anymore, but somebody had a clip of Megan Kelly and

it looked legit talking to the, the micro penis and saying, hey, this is the great Mark

Levin.

You know what?

There's very few people that when I see them on or they're on the radio that I stop

and listen.

I turn that man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, this she like was kissing this guy's ass.

So how do you go from that to you speak to speak whatever was written in front of her,

which happened to be Mark Levin is the greatest or what's it called, but that was the great

one.

The great one.

Yeah.

Mark Levin, the great.

They've never like Mark Levin's voice.

It's a horrible, whiny voice.

It's annoying to listen to it's just I'd rather listen to Elmo, you know, okay, you have

been reading our internal chat apparently.

I see it go.

There's so much.

I'm always like, when's there going to be something good?

Uh huh.

I agree.

There's been too much junk, but you have to be careful, Elmo could start a crusade.

He could, you know, Elmo doing a crusade would be right at in like an episode of South

Park.

But the other issue I think with these Tucker Carlson's and Megan Kelly's is that they

used to have, as you said, very big, uh, restrictions on them here.

Somebody else is telling you what to say and their program after commercials, they had

maybe 30 minutes to fill.

If they were lucky out of the hour, yeah, right.

And now they go on for like four hours at a time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's, uh, much.

The problem, this is, this is the same thing as putting actors in charge of movies or

Ukraine.

Uh, oh yeah, yeah, putting actors in charge of Ukraine.

That's actually worked out better than I expected, true, but, uh, it's, it is the freedom,

okay, now you could do whatever you want.

There's no restrictions from the network.

No one's going to tell you what to say.

If you want to get a script, you hire the writer that you like to write whatever words

you want to say.

It's a great freedom.

The problem with that is that there's no higher authority to put guardrails to prevent

your burden saying something idiotic.

Right.

Yeah.

There's a reason you and I are doing a podcast and we're not on Fox right now because we

would make it like 20 minutes as we say, idiotic things all the time.

And it's fine.

It doesn't matter because we're podcasters.

They bring you in and be like, uh, yeah, Jean about that thing you said, um, we're going

to need you to apologize.

Yeah.

Good luck on that one.

Yeah.

I'd make it half an episode, right, and that's rightfully so there's some good information

that comes out of podcasts because of that.

I think Megan Kelly would have become the level of fame that she has right now as a podcast

or no fucking way.

There's a million other women doing what she's doing and podcasting and doing it better.

And looking bad.

But they don't, and they don't have anywhere near the exposure that she does because she

got that exposure on TV, not on podcast, same thing with Tucker.

There's tons of, it's all the juice fault guys in podcasting on internet, tons of them,

but no one's heard of them because they don't have the exposure that Tucker had on Fox

and on CNN.

The other thing that all these people had in common is that they voted Democrat, Megan

Kelly.

When you put your antitrop, yeah, what was antitrop before pro Trump?

Absolutely.

Not just antitrop.

I think she was anti anything, but the middle of the road kind of Bob Dole conservative

ism comes from that side.

And she abs all, okay, here's why I know they voted for Democrat because all of them mentioned

that they voted for Obama for his first term.

We all have a change, baby.

All of them.

And there was a, I remember this was years ago.

And I think it was on no agenda that this factor was mentioned that in a survey of Fox

employees, they found something like 72% of Fox employees considered themselves Democrats.

Overwhelming majority of Fox 99% of CNN employees, except for the one token guy considered

themselves Democrats.

In new speak words, it's usually 95%.

I mean, the media, quote unquote, are run by Democrats have been for many years.

Definitely was the case back in the early 90s when I was in charge of the Minnesota daily,

which is a college paper at the University of Minnesota.

I was the president of it.

It was all Democrats, all Democrats.

So it was a very much a Democrat run organization where if you were slightly right of center,

and you would say, well, you don't Bob Dole's got a good point there, that you were the

Republican.

That was the, you're like, you're clearly the token of Republican.

Nobody was at the degree of conservatism that Trump is.

And what did nobody, when you were in the, in charge of the paper there,

if you printed something that was explicitly a lie, explicitly, easily, totally incorrect,

who came down it?

One who was and if it got past you, I'm guessing that would be very, well, I had nothing to

do with the tutorial content.

I was there working on their budget.

So I was making sure that they were making money always you were just a nerd.

So yes, I was just a nerd.

But I mean, we sat there in all the meetings, there's basic, here's how I would describe

it is that the, especially in a college paper, the whole concept of freedom of the press

is the driving force.

You can say whatever you want, because we're training reporters, we want to teach them

to say things that are controversial.

But the thing that was always driving the guardrails wasn't a tutorial policy.

It was the advertising policy.

It was, hey, if we lose this ad because of what you put in the paper, you will no longer

be able to have that column.

It's very straightforward.

It has nothing to do with curtailing your freedom of press or speech or anything else.

It has to do with the fact that the university doesn't give us more than I think they

gave 30% of the budget from the university and the rest came from advertising.

And advertising to be fair was mostly like bands and comedians showing up to the college

partners.

But it was, it was one of those, like if you write an article about how horrible a comedy

club is and how they're, you know, doing something terrible and they stop advertising.

Yeah, no, that ain't going to happen because your night that article will be the last thing

you write.

But the media, I mean, the interesting thing is that I don't know if people younger than

us realize is that they're used to have and I hate the term guardrails, but it fits in

the fact that if you were working for a newspaper or a network and you came in with a story,

they would expect you to source that story.

And a lot of times there were big stories that didn't break if there was only one source.

So if you can only find one leaker and you got nobody to corroborate it.

That was standard because you don't want to be making mistakes.

This is the thing is in podcasting, no one cares if you make a mistake.

And it's because it's they now want your attention and the mistakes are actually intended

now.

Well, and because podcasting is a lot more, it's a lot closer to reality TV.

And I know people didn't say, oh, I say reality TV is scripted, it's not real, real.

That's true.

But so our most podcast, ours isn't, ours is genuinely unscripted to the degree that

we don't even talk between episodes.

You know, we have an internal channel that mostly other people, not you, both things

on, but really we don't, we don't communicate much other than to say, oh, I'm going to

be traveling during this time so we can't do the podcast like last week.

And then this is our chance to catch up for the week with each other and we just happen

to record it.

My teleprompter stopped hold on for a second here.

Okay.

All right.

You got to get that call the producer to get him to.

Right.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm glad.

Yeah.

I'm, you're back from your vacation.

That was, no, that's the beginning of the.

That's, yeah.

You got to pick it up.

Where we're at?

Where are we?

We've got to bring it further into the script.

30 minutes in.

Oh.

Of course.

33.

It's 33 minutes in.

Of course it is.

But that's it.

We are unscripted.

We come out and we don't even have partially unscripted.com was taken already.

So we can do that.

So we came out unrelenting.

The unscripted could have been a really big show.

I think it was.

I mean, we're on YouTube.

I keep getting the spammers that are like, hey, if you're show with on YouTube, you can

be way more popular.

It's like, fuck you.

We're on YouTube and we're not more popular.

Whatever you're trying to sell, I don't believe it.

Oh, although I did see somebody, I got to go find the other night I was watching a YouTube

video before going to bed.

And there is a AI company now that will go through your longer form content.

And pull out the little clips.

Oh, that's something we could use.

I've always wanted that.

That combined with something that'll take the audio clips, listen to what we're talking

about.

And then fill in the video with AI crap.

Yes.

Give it something.

Give it.

We'll make it.

Probably the make it look like a TikTok video then throw it up on social media because

really this show at 120 minutes, we could do 62 minute shorts.

That's pretty much what you have.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Or at least four.

And I was in May.

Two minute shorts.

My buddy, Skara Manga, you're in the Chicago area that he has worked, you know, he's in

Chicago.

Yeah.

He's worked in AI.

He worked for fanatics and he's done stuff.

And now he's using Suno to do music for these little mini soap operas.

I guess they're like two minute segments.

Wow.

I'm like, what the hell is the world coming to that people are breaking down content into

literally two minute chunks and he's like, oh, yeah, each show or whatever.

It's like 40.

Yeah.

Advertising.

So that I think a lot of people will say something other than what I just said, they'll

say, oh, it's the attention span of the kids, you know, right?

No.

Here's what it is.

The kids attention span for advertising has been determined to be two minutes.

If you do add any more frequently than two minutes, they won't watch.

So two minutes is the most frequent advertising that we can do.

Therefore that's what we're going to say their attention span is.

I was also guessing since it's mainly something that is aimed at women.

It figures that every time they go take a pee, they're going to watch two minutes on

their phone and they can, they can sneak that in a few times in a pee for 12 hours a day.

Two minutes.

I'm just saying, but they watch for 12 hours a day, like women consume content in their

phones at an insane rate.

Well, not if they're professionals and have a job or something like that.

You think that's how people's eyes looking down.

See, you've been out of the workforce for a while, my friend.

That's true.

There's a lot of content and not just content, but video games consumed during the work

day.

And not just people who are unemployed like me, but people that actually are working

for a living, because I talk to these people all the time, hello, Ben, that are working

for a living full time while calling me and asking questions about a video game where

they're stuck while they're working sitting at their desk because nobody dares.

No companies dare say, oh, you can't have your phone during the day.

No, no, no, it's well beyond that.

No company is going to tell you can't have more than one computer running.

What do you think I'm doing right now?

I'm playing a video game while we're doing a show.

Well, that goes without saying, you know, that's why you got a, okay, that bottle of

Mountain Dew's done and gone.

I had a weird audio issue with the, the Mac yesterday, which it didn't, it did not crash

the system, but it crashed the mix, which is what I used to go out to the stream and play

music.

Am I XXX?

Yes.

Which, of course, is a great one.

A great one.

Oh, that's doing better.

And it was very odd because the way I do it is, you know, when I'm starting up a stream

if I'm following somebody else, I'm listening with VLC to the stream and then when they say,

okay, we're done.

Then I know I can click in and start.

And then I wait to see how far behind VLC is from my intro track that I'm playing.

So then I know how many seconds I need to kind of fill so what, what, what, what, what

do you prefer?

Or something?

Right.

When Adam Curry says he wants this dream at 55, I know I need to be off the stream at 45

minutes or 54 minutes and 45 seconds, because there's going to be that 15 second lag.

So he's not hearing me.

So everybody listening to us right now is getting the show like 15 seconds behind what we

actually say.

So I kind of fill that in.

So the oddest thing was when I hit stop on VLC to stop the stream, it crashed the audio

and mix, which is like, why would stopping an audio stream in one program crash the other?

They didn't crash the machine.

The machine's still running.

It's been up for a month plus.

Yeah.

You don't need to ever reboot a Mac.

I know.

It's wild.

Yeah.

Let me see.

I'll put H top in and see how you know what you're funny while you're doing that.

You don't really get many reboots with Windows 10 anymore either because it's not updating

anything.

It's amazing.

Once it becomes unsupported software, it runs for weeks at a time without needing to

reboot.

It's great.

I love it.

It's been up for 40 days, 21 hours and six minutes.

Oh.

Where do you figure it, where do you find that somewhere in the boat there?

I go into the terminal and do H top, which I think you might have to install or just

top probably will show you T O P top.

It'll show you everything running.

It'll show you what's taking up your memory and your CPU type things.

Then it'll show you how much memory like right now, I'm using 32.7 gig of my 128 gig

of RAM.

Oh, fuck off.

You don't have that much RAM.

That's now worth $18,000.

I know that.

I should sell this machine.

You should sell the machine.

You'll get double the money you paid for it right now.

People are like, I want some of that RAM, baby.

Why did it write them right time?

I've got 16 gigs of RAM on my Mac.

Which is why I figured this thing should never have any problems with the other stuff.

Where do you see the uptime?

I don't see the, where's that listed?

In H top, it is right next to where it says memory and swap to the right above the green

bar.

I don't know if it would green bar.

Well, it's right there where it says how many tasks it's in the load average.

Accesses, three running load average CPU, user system, share bowl, memory genes, resident

shares, physical memory, press memory, if it works, here's regular top or H top.

Oh, jeez.

Was I supposed to do H top?

Would you may not have installed it?

Welcome to what is what is gene and I have a stop install I have whatever came with

it.

The regular top does it tell you a top?

I'm going to ask AI how you find out how long your Mac's been running.

How's that?

That's fine.

The CPU usage top is different, yeah.

Load average.

If everything moves around, H top is so much prettier.

Why did you install H top?

So I could see exactly what was using what I'm going to use the command uptime.

Well, that'll do it too.

136 days.

Oh, what is that like four weeks?

Yeah, something like that.

Like four months.

Take that you windows bastards.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's see.

Let me change the AI.

How long?

How do I find out?

How long?

A Windows machine has been up and if you listen to the best amp podcast in the universe,

there have been some Linux errors recently as the issue was going on.

So not as smooth as all the people that were always like, go to Linux, man, it's great.

The more popular it becomes, the more it will be just like Windows.

It'll get there.

I did like the guy on YouTube, Dave, that does the Windows guy.

He was like Ben Rose back in the day, except he actually wrote stuff, Dave on YouTube.

He seems quite as obsessed with wargames as we do, which I find funny.

My Windows machine has been up for seven days.

Wow, seven whole days, that's close to 140.

I know.

I know.

Wait, is that seven days or 70 hours, that may be less than seven days, or Windows?

I don't know if that's in day or an hour measurement.

I can't tell.

Big, bad Windows confused.

You know, but Windows sounds still better than Windows 11.

Windows 11, I had Ben, because he used me for tech support.

Right.

Do name Ben, Ben, Ben.

Yeah, exactly.

He used his dude named Gene for tech support.

So he was like, hey, dude, I'm trying to move my start bar to one of the four monitors

that you gave me for free.

And I'm having some issues here in that it's either on all the monitors or on the main

monitor, and I can't be on one of the side, and I'm like, yeah, that's weird, because

I can move my toolbar and my machine, that's kind of weird, but I've gotten Windows 11

laptop that unfortunately came with it, so I can't, you know, take it off.

And I tried it on there, it's sure enough.

It didn't work.

So I googled it, because that's how I answer most of Ben's questions, it's like googling.

Do I use GROC?

No, no, no, don't need, you must questions.

I don't need them synthesized through the GROC to get an answer, I can, I, I've been googling

long enough, you know, back when we were kids, we had to Google our own answers and not

rely on AI.

Google answers to before Google.

Yeah.

Yeah, definitely before Google, but dude, I exist, you know, I was on the internet before

the worldwide web was a protocol.

Right.

Well, so when people wanted to, before HTTP was a protocol, so when I meant to say, when

somebody was like, no, no, no, Ted Williams had more hits than Pete Rose, you just have

to go find a book.

That's how you approved.

Yeah.

And Pete Rose was way more famous.

So that's the important part.

Right.

Right.

And he was a good fitter, I hear.

And he's very good with gambling, which he was the, yeah, he really, which now everybody

does tell me normal now, every fucking pitch and baseball, every thing, let's gamble

again.

I've been watching these commercials because I watch racing over the weekends and that's

the only thing I watch that I see commercials with, and the most nefarious thing that I have

seen now with these commercials for the gambling betting, whatever you want to call them

apps that you can put on your phone and put real money in, win money, lose real money,

start it.

I kid you not with two like 20 year old dudes sitting together and the ones like, man,

I am so fucking broke.

I can't even afford to pay my rent.

And the other one's like, well, you should try this app, I want $600.

Yeah, gamble away at the money you don't have.

Oh my God, this is unbelievable.

And I'm all for freedom of speech and all that, but parents, you better teach your fucking

kids because the media and the whole world is just like, oh, give us your money.

Oh, you come on.

When do we?

Okay, we should vibe code a gambling app.

I'm sure net net, you know, some of these guys will hop on it like, oh, we might win

big.

That'd be great.

The unrelenting gambling could happen.

I mean, there were guys that I knew back in the 90s that ended up in prison for certain

things.

I didn't go to prison for it.

And now you can totally do them legally.

You could totally do them legally now.

Oh, well, yeah, this is true.

Yeah.

Like then, you couldn't and at one point in time, guys whose house I was at multiple

times had three people in US prison and two people in Russian prison.

Wow, that's really some war breaking.

I know.

Amazing.

Are you Russian?

No.

Not at all.

Proper answer that could cover it.

Do not listen to what Jean says.

I've been instructed well by center.

You do not want to gamble on.

I mean, it's one thing that's great.

Everybody, okay, you have your little ad, come on down to the casino.

The fact that this is basically a slot machine on your phone is is insane.

Again, coming from the world where when we were kids, if you wanted to legally place a

bet, you had to get on a plane and go to Vegas, but maybe in a city.

Yeah.

So we had Indian casinos that they'll pop up, right?

Yeah, but they were all middle of nowhere until I was in high school.

When I was in high school, a little tribe that was just an outskirts on the south side

of Minneapolis that used to have a bingo parlor and nothing else had built a modest casino

with poker and blackjack, or no, sorry, they didn't have poker back then.

They just had blackjack machines and no sports, no sports book.

I mean, it was a very modest, beautiful, but they had, but they had blackjack.

Yeah.

Mistake Lake is the one I'm talking about.

Mistake Lake.

Is that where you go?

That was the local name for it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So Mistake Lake was first built when that, or first opened.

So when I was in high school, and I remember that a lot of people from high school were

starting to buy fake IDs at that time because, you know, you needed to be a team to gamble

back then.

I don't know if you still do.

Yeah.

In Minnesota.

I mean, these days you just go to a little leering center and you get your gambling

done there.

The big thing is the casinos let you in.

It's just if you win big, they go, oh, no, you're too young.

Oh, yeah.

Do you want $50,000 on that slapper?

She, no, you really didn't.

It was also bizarre because it's Indian territory.

There were two unusual things.

One was there were no Indian doors, no, they were Indian, smoking indoors, right?

Because Minnesota had led the nation in the whole banning smoking thing.

So no other place by the 80s had smoking indoors.

But the casinos did smoke in there.

And the other thing was the price of gasoline was like 75 cents a gallon because they didn't

have any taxes.

Oh, so you just like, why not we're going to buy gas?

I was like, oh, hell, yeah.

So I'm going to go get some gas and do a little gambling.

The other thing that was amazing in later reincarnation.

So this is back in the 80s, right?

By the mid 90s, that casinos had probably quadrupled in size.

They got a hotel built out there on top of the casinos.

And it was very, very neat inside.

They had tons of like Native American paraphernalia and art and everything.

When it first opened, there were people working there who were Native Americans.

And to the few years, there was not a single Native American working there because the

tribe was paying like $160,000 a year per member in casino profits.

Nice.

That's not for working.

That's just for being a member of the tribe.

And so you started seeing all these mcmansions popping up on the surrounding territory, which

started pissing off the local white people because the Indians are moving in.

And you know what that means?

Yeah, money.

Woo!

Curry.

No, we're not going to any of this.

But it was, the money was, man, it was a great deal.

They were getting money hand over fist.

They built a night skating rink in like an indoor covered Olympic size ice skating rink

right next to the casino so that the Indian high school kids had a place to play hockey.

I was like, wait, do the Indians normally play?

I guess in Minnesota, everybody plays hockey.

Oh, it's mandatory.

Yeah.

It's a Canada.

You got to play hockey.

Sorry.

Yeah.

And then as part of that underneath the ice skating rink, they built a gun range.

Oh, now this is a thinking.

And I had a membership to that gun range from the day it opened until the day I left Minnesota.

It was literally my neighborhood gun range.

It was about, I don't know, 15-minute drive from the house and it was incredibly clean.

Like they think of what the mob would do if they built a gun range.

And what I mean by that is unlimited source of money coming in.

You don't really care about how much things cost.

You just want it done, right?

Right.

You want people to come in.

So they had this gun range that had maybe like, maybe like 10 gun lanes and like four rifle lanes.

That wasn't huge.

But nobody knew about it because it was underneath the ice skate rink on Indian land.

They didn't advertise.

So it was always empty.

It was usually like me and one or two other guys.

That's it.

Both of the detest track suits.

So what was that get to do with anything?

You say him.

Yeah, it's certainly normal.

And I met Santa Claus there once, which was really cool.

So what kind of gun was Santa popping off?

Beretta.

That makes sense.

Mm-hmm.

Shotgun.

Santa has got to protect those presents.

It's the serious job.

So this is where I learned of my future profession.

So Santa.

So Santa.

Should artist.

Hey, hey, now, uh, no, Santa, Santa, right.

That was, yeah.

Well, that's the guy in the 80, no, in the 90s, mid, mid 90s, this guy was probably about

65 at a, about a foot and a half long white beard, white hair, weight about 300 pounds.

And I was like, you make money doing this.

He's like, yep, work about three months a year, make about 110,000.

Whoa.

I'm like, okay.

I have a golden knife now.

There's money in Santa.

Get it long beard.

And you did it for three months a year and work three months a year.

No, it's sad, isn't it?

Life goals.

How do you think?

I was the ozevic working out for you.

It's not.

I'm battling my insurance again.

Was it, was it actually physically working?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I did two months.

I mean, every time I do it, I've done it once before, like a year ago, it absolutely

works.

It's, it noticeably and even surprising to yourself, shuts down all appetite.

Like you just feel the same way that you do shortly after a meal, but you feel that

way all day long without eating.

So yes, it works.

But there are not surprising consequences from it, which is if you don't eat, even though

you're not hungry because that's what it kills, you're, if you're not eating, your body's

not getting a whole lot of calories.

So it has to switch to burning fat, which is the whole point, right, because you want

to burn the fat.

Use it as calories.

What you're bringing in zero nutrients.

But right.

I think I'm in the nutrients that I think people overestimate our need for nutrients.

I've gone for two weeks with nothing but water and been perfectly fine.

But it's the protein.

So if you want to do it right, the meals you do eat, you have to change the ratio of carbs

to protein unless you're already doing a carnivore diet.

So you need the protein to maintain your muscle mass.

So you should go from eating what most people typically eat, about 30% protein, 70% carbs.

If you're taking those epic shots, or I guess pills these days, they can also do pills.

Then you need to go to like a 90% protein, 10% carbs.

And then that 90% of the protein will still be smaller than the size of the meals that

you had without a ZMPIC because you're not hungry anymore.

You still need the protein.

Otherwise, you're going to start losing muscle along with fat, which is what a lot of the

negative reports from people that are long-term looking like skeletor.

Yeah.

Well, that's mostly the fat loss, but because it's not like you're losing the muscles in your

face and therefore your face looks like skeletor.

You're losing fat from everywhere.

And it's usually the women that don't need to lose any weight that look like skeletor.

Because they're like, you shouldn't be taking this at all.

But I'm 68 pounds.

I got to lose a few.

Well, that's true.

I mean, 50 would be better, but there's other ways to do it than that.

It works, but I can't damn this insurance company just pissing me off because I don't

want to be spending a whole lot of time and stress because I'm like the target demographic.

I look like Santa.

I am the one that this drug was designed for.

And they're like, well, you know, we're not, we're not sure you really need this.

Maybe try exercising instead.

Right.

The rich white women need just supply of drugs.

Well, they're not getting it through insurance.

I mean, that's the thing is I, my neighbors are pharmacists, so I talked to them about this.

And he says the number of like women that are not fat

who are paying full price cash for a Zempick is well over 50% of the Zempick they sell.

Wow.

That is crazy.

Yep.

Now, so you see where the money is and the insurance company.

It used to be, believe me, like it's way cheaper just to stick your finger in your throat,

you know, and purge the food than it is to take this bill.

But now it's always a thing with the insurance companies.

You have licensed medical doctors who are prescribing it and saying, hey, for his health,

he needs this.

But the insurance went from being insurance to being like, we're in charge of your health.

Well, they went to being a flow chart of, well, have you tried this and this and this before you

could give, before the doctor could give you the drug that they know is going to cure whatever

you have or at least help it or maybe kill you.

It all depends.

All right, maybe tell you that they have to go through a whole procedure

first. Well, it's cheaper if you just try diet and exercise first, right?

Yeah.

Have you had, have you had them talk to a nutritionist at all?

Right.

Yeah, 20 years ago.

Thanks.

Let's move on.

I feel like it didn't work.

I need something.

I need something.

It didn't take.

It didn't take.

I will say a valid question.

See Brooklyn wants to know what kind of a need there is for a Jewish santa.

Well, you may not know this, but all santa's have always been Jewish.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Is that true?

Easter buddies too?

This is your buddies.

No, that's not it.

That's definitely not Jewish.

I mean, if you want to talk about something that's come into the

bunnies are pagan.

That mean talk about an obvious pagan holiday.

Right around the most holy holiday we now have a bunny.

People are more people know about the bunny.

If you go and ask what Easter you go to a fucking grammar school and be like,

hey, what's Easter all about?

Bunnies, man.

Bunnies is exactly it.

It's the spring equinox holiday.

Bunnies commemorate birth.

Not virgin birth, but real birth.

They get because the man died.

The birth of nature after the winter.

This is as pagan as you can get.

Much like most Christian holidays really are just pagan holidays that have been

Christianized, renamed.

Yeah, replaced Etternelia for Christmas.

You know, it's like these were all around before christianly was a thing.

And they're still around, they're just referred to by different names,

but the activities are all the same.

The more you learn right here on unrelenting.

Yeah, this is not the place to learn.

Okay, there's a guy. So this is it. That is a good. I said, no, I'm thinking back what

I just said, unscripted. Uh-huh. Definitely a good. I so to get is not the place to learn.

Mm-hmm. We do have a few people to thank for today. Show if you if you want to. Now, do

we have a, have we, have we been tracking our minimal shackled donation for, uh, doing

ads on the screen? Um, what is the minimum, was it five? I don't know. It keeps changing.

It's, I mean, it used to be 10, but then Bitcoin dropped. So I don't know. You tell me, we

don't really have any that we would have to read today. So we can figure that one out.

Oh, perfect. Okay. Later. But, uh, you know, mainly because we've been off for a few

weeks. Our buddy, Mark Codra came in with $3 and 33 cents four times. Oh my gosh, since

we last did a show. Okay. That is $13 and 32 cents. Woo. If we only do a show once a

month, we are making money. Yeah. I know. Right? per hour, if we do a show once a month,

we're making, we might make five bucks. I just said, Gina, big, big payment of a hundred

bucks. It's amazing. I was like, last year, I can order me a quarter of a

month. I know. I know. I know. It's just insane. The lack of support. Well, although there's

a lack of support for a lot of shows, the whole you're going to say it's insane. The price

of it was epic. I'm just the price of those epic. I'm sure it's insane as well. I haven't

to look back. The next time I'm in to see my doctor, I'll ask him if I can get it.

My insurance company will probably be able to do whatever you want. Yeah. Whatever you

want. Exactly. Just load you. I have good insurance. You know, it's

just, I don't know what I, maybe it's not good anymore. It used to be, I have Blue Cross,

which, and I have like the gold plan there. Yeah. We have, I think it used to be that

it was considered pretty good insurance. I don't know if it still is. Maybe it sucks

now. I mean, for mine, that's Blue Cross of Illinois. It was, you know, we went through

an ER visit and an overnight stay last year. And I still just maxed out. It's like 1500

a year is the maximum out of it. Mine's like 2000. But yeah. And I always hit it. It's

always like to grand the year for no matter what I do. Just keep giving me more. Once you

hit that mark, you're like, woo. Yeah. Yeah. Give me drugs. Give me surgery. That's the

thing is that they're, they're basically their goal is to make sure that you never spend

more than 2000 a year. Because then if you spend more than 2000, they're paying all

of it. So they're like, hmm, how about you get some exercise and set to, they're like,

we're not going to let that go through. Yeah. No, you don't need that. Haven't had that

issue yet. Let's hope because it's only going to get worse. Yeah. Yeah. It is.

Serly mofo came in with 10 bucks and says, always look forward to kicking off the weekend

with you guys. Well, thank you. So we are kind of the, the kickers of the weekend.

We get Friday going normally when it's not Easter, good Friday, when Gene wasn't out

in sea at all. Although Larry, by the way, no, you were the one that was out in Easter.

I was out right week after flying back. Yeah, but you were in sea at all. Larry's going

to Puerto Rico and is planning on doing the show Monday. I'm like, really? If I was

into the show from Puerto Rico, I was in Puerto Rico. I wouldn't be doing the show.

Nah, there's not much to do there. Well, there's more than doing the show.

You know, that's pretty much it. Once you get your drugs in your safely hidden inside your

carry on. Yeah. So I am sure Larry's got this figured out already. But Ben bought the,

what's the Australian audio company? What are they called? The Australian audio company.

Yeah. They make the deck thing. What the hell are they called? The deck thing, the pod deck,

whatever the fuck it's called. I don't know. Oh, the, the thing that Adam has. Yeah.

The roadcaster road. Right. So he bought a road USB pod mic, which I think he said,

USB recommend it to him. It's ready. But you get your USB mic. Yeah. So he got the

USB mic and it worked really, really well when we did remotes when he was in Scotland and Puerto Rico.

And I think we did one from Guam as well. Larry's been using what was it? Samson, like,

Q 60. Oh, that's horrible. No, that's a bad man. Dude, it sounds great. The one he has. Yeah,

he's can't hear him. That's the problem. You just don't hear him. So he got a great

job. Well, yeah. We knew why one came in with his $10 monthly. Thank you. We knew why one. Yeah.

Yeah. That's awesome. Thank you. Scott Conswallup came in with $2 and 50 cents three times. So

that's $7 and 50 cents. Where's the other two, Fitty? I think Mark, because we only did three

weeks. I think he has a monthly as well. Every now and then hits for a little extra boners.

Boners, little boners. I said boners. Oh, my God. Kevin Seifert came in with $5. That's given

Gina boners. And then CSV came in twice. I think he must have forgotten that we haven't read his

past. He came in with earlier with $49.92, which was $3.86. And today he just came in with $42.62. So

that's $3.33. And they're both pretty much the same message. Yeah. He wants you to subscribe to

his YouTube channel AI Arch Wizard. And it's easy. Just go search for AI Arch Wizard.

Already 21 videos there. I think I was the 91st subscriber. Yeah. He's, yeah, I subperierly on

as well. He is getting a lot of videos generated by AI. That's good. And it's interesting now that he's

using his own voice. And you can still tell he's somebody else's voice. No, he's using his own

voice through a voice changer. But the way, right, right, that's what I meant. But the way he speaks

is still so easy to CSV. If anybody hears that, they're going to know it's you. Just everybody

understands that the way that you speak very close, I'd be, you know, if you're that paranoid,

you got to get something that just totally changes the cadence of the way you speak.

And I see Brooklyn just came in for $5 via the cash app while we were doing the show,

which I think is the very first thing we've gotten from there. One of just a very few from

the cash app, at least for this show or the other shows more cash app for a planet rage.

Yeah, it was a multitude times higher for unrelenting for that same period was $32. So $16 a piece.

Yeah, but we appreciate every little bit and thanks to CSV who, if you heard the latest

no agenda, according to Adam Curry, CSV looks like Fabio. Wow.

Because he has JCD made some comment about CSV and Adam's like, well, I think I'm the only

one that's ever met him. But what do you think CSV looks like? And Dvorak's like, I don't know,

Alex Jones. Curry's like no more like Fabio, which very, I can't picture that now CSV.

He's a good looking young man, I suppose. I don't know how old he is. Well, genetically speaking,

the Polish man tend to be bald less. So they tend to keep more hair. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't get that

part of the gene. I got the Irish part. And I got a lot of fucking bald bastards. I tell you

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, there's a. I've said this before, I think, a very good game called

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. It was made in Poland, but it takes place in sort of the area between

Poland and Czech Republic. I mean, like this territory has shifted hands numerous times. So

technically, I think right now it's all Czech territory. But anyway, point is the characters in

that game, I think there's one bald character, which is historically accurate is that they tend

not to lose their hair as much as some of the other countries. Somebody should study this.

There's money in hair growth. I mean, genetics, you're not going to fricking fix hair growth by

making somebody have a different ethnicity. No, no, no, you get a pill though.

It's not going to change your ethnicity. Now, I do need to send you something because I sent

to a few other people. No more no more dick pics, Jean. There's a little video, like literally

like a three minute video talking about scientists studying what's in snake blood,

who that makes them not lose muscle tissue when they don't eat for a whole month.

Yeah, because they just sleep for a month. Yeah, basically, I mean, I've got proof of that.

I've got two of those things and I feed them and then they sleep and then I feed them again.

And there's a lot of time that passes between the feedings and they're totally happy.

So what they've come up with is some kind of enzyme that snakes have that we don't

want that makes them feel satiated and not lose muscle mass at the same time.

Because the problem with like said, with those epic and other products that are similar is

by simply making you feel not hungry, humans just eat less and tend to lose muscles along

with the fat. You don't only lose muscle, but you lose the muscle along with the fat.

I think you all set this if you are doing weight training or exercising. Yes, but if you're

doing weight training and you're not eating, but when you're not hungry, you won't be doing much

weight training because you won't have the energy to do it. It's just going to be a sleep,

like a snake for yeah, yeah. And that is definitely a thing is that I've noticed on

those epic is I get tired faster. I need more sleep, like either a nap during the day or just a

long-ass period that like nine hours of sleep. Whereas if I'm not doing it as a pick, I tend to

sleep for maybe six and a half, seven hours and rarely during the day. So it definitely changes

things red, a true tide. That's not the it's not the thing that in this video, but yeah, I mean,

I can't remember what that is. I know I've heard the term I can't remember what it is.

It's cheaper kind of like ozempiki says, but with less side effects. And I'm intrigued with the

side effects of ozempiki. I've never been on it, but my doctor before he retired said that he had

been prescribing it for 10 years. A lot of people think it's something brand new.

Yeah. And he said for the people that needed it, it had good effects on things like the heart

and the kidney with so red. Okay, sorry to interrupt here again. The red and true tide. Yes,

I did hear about it. I probably threw another YouTube video, but it's not FDA approved yet.

That's why it's good. We can't get it in the US. Yeah, you got a guy. I mean, you don't

get a red and true guy guy. I got a guy. But the problem is that he is inconsistent as hell.

He's in Russian. You're prison right now. Just go unrelenting that show slash donate folks.

Yeah, unrelenting that show slash show's epic. That should make a bigger donation.

Yeah, that's right. That's what you know, ozempiki. Don't make it just for that.

Oh, Jean, right. Get Jean's ozempiki fund. We should start to go fund me for it.

We totally should. I think that would be great idea to have two people donate.

Right after I paid you out, I realized that a doby, it was time for that to do what I never

pay attention to it. Now, I hope you're taking a very small chunk for Adobe, given how much

you're making off of podcasting and how much of a percentage this represents,

and how much you pay Adobe. I don't want to be subsidizing Adobe for all the other shows you do.

No, I split it by like four shows and then I split them. Yeah, that's wrong.

I know that it should be way less than half, buddy.

Real, I'm saying that amount of money received, which is what's going to pay for it by every

entity. So it's like, you come out paying like one tenth of. Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.

But not even, but not even I didn't, I didn't charge you for the, I mean, frankly,

you should just subsidize this show. I really, that's kind of people donate more.

But I didn't realize one, they, and I didn't see an email, she didn't see an email,

my teacher friend. And they must, you know, they claimed they sent something out, but I didn't

notice it until I've, I had two expired charges on my credit card. Not only did it expire,

but they went up to the full, I think it was $75 a month. Yeah, if you're, if you're not doing

this kind of deal. And I was like, whoa. And then I went in and looked and figured out that all

you had to do was switch it back to the yearly and put in her information, you know, the school

and all of that. And it brought it back down. And they said, we're giving you a disc. We're

going to take off like $57 of what we charge. So we're going to give something back. And it was

then like $250 for the year for everything. So it's like otherwise. I think that, I'm trying to

remember how much it was, but because I always did it during the Black Friday sale. Yeah, which is

I think still like 500 now for was that what it is. So I think it was $399 for the year on Black Friday

when I did it, but I haven't done it for a couple of years. I like, I no longer use any of their

tools. I use other shit. And I'm really happy with, I think I, I told you before that,

I've just been using DaVinci for everything. It does audio great, much more video great image

friendly. It's harder. It's just a harder learning curve. That's all. So I have to look, I know I can

buy a year at a time like through B and H. I just can't let it get past the, you know, enter this,

you know, in. But yeah, that was my original thought as well. Because I'm like, you know, I don't need

Adobe audition, which is where I use for all the podcasts. I'm like, but I have Logic Pro. I've

just never taken the time to work. Logic Pro would work, but also check out DaVinci because it's

audio tools are no worse. It's got pretty much all the same stuff. Right. You can do your

audio chain, do all of your plugins, do everything you need. So it really came down with Adobe.

The only thing I've been using that I like is Photoshop. And that is still hard to beat. Yeah,

there's, I'm not finding anything. I mean, some people say, oh, he's, he's a game. I got

gimp and salt. It's not very good. No. And with the AI built into Adobe, I'm like, I think

that would probably be the one thing that would get broken if you did pirate it.

Honestly, my biggest change is just using GROC, just uploading an image to GROC and then

telling it verbally what to do. And then I don't use Photoshop. GROC renewed to at my 40 bucks

for that. And the plus, whatever the highest on X is, I can go yearly at like $32 a month,

which I probably will do because I do what I did. I mean, GROC, the video stuff for doing just

the gromos for the show, all the podcasts. You can make a lot of stuff that's to get your money

back pretty quick. Yeah. Yeah. Now the chat GP team, maybe not. That may be the one that goes.

Yeah. I've never paid for it. So I wouldn't know. You know, it's, they do, there were a couple of

things like with images that GROC took a while to catch up on like doing cartoon style images.

Yeah. GROC has gotten way better with that recently. I'll just take all the, all your earnings

from the no agenda art submissions for that. There you go. Donate all of that, which is why I'm a

baron. I've never taken any under the no agenda art. Why? You should, you should stop donating.

But to be fair, I haven't really had any artwork that's been made into merch recently. And I was

talking to my buddy, Scaramanga, local Chicago guy. I know he's in Chicago because he is a t-shirt

guy too. He's got a side t-shirt business. Really? And I'm like, well, maybe we should, like, I've got

no agenda store.com. I've got the opposite of whatever the, you know, the other guys I think are

no agenda shop.com. Yeah. Yeah. I've got no agenda store.com. I'm like, let's do it, dude. Let's do

fucking no agenda merch. Totally. And then we can add on unrelenting merch and rock and roll

pre-show merch and take over the merch world. A lot of titties. That's what Scaramanga wants on. A

lot of titties. We could just do the, like, not connected to anything. I think they connected

to the, to the women or they just, the AI would just titties. Floating titties.

Floating titties everywhere. Definitely get bent to my shirt. Ben's like, I do that. He's

floating titties. Oh my god. I, I've made a lot of tit men, but Ben is definitely a tit man.

He just, I would, the bigger the better. Well, there's a, there's a limit at some point. Not

for Ben. No, he's one of those. He's got something wrong with his DNA. That's what's wrong with

that guy. Ben, why haven't you donated recently? And by recently, I mean, like, for years.

He asked me yesterday. He goes, are you guys still doing that show? I thought you were done.

Wow. I thought we were done, too, to be fair. I thought we were done, like, you like us to be done.

You like us to be done because now you're spending money on the show and so they're making money.

A couple of years ago, I thought this show is done. This is really the show that's going to last.

Because all your other shows are, you know, they're not like this. This is original content.

Everything else is scripted. Planet Rage is the only one making money. The rock and roll

pre-show is funded nicely, but Planet Rage is the, really? That's surprising. I thought

the rock and roll pre-show would always make more money.

Well, it's because of people like Sir Nuban, who is, I think, maybe at the 2000 level or so

on the rock and roll pre-show, that he went all in on being a cult member over on the cult

of scumbags, Planet Rage. Show. When we did a specialty other day, there was like 300 and

something bucks to become a cult member. He came in with that. Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus. Planet Rage is starting to get that no agenda vibe. That's why Adam Curry likes it so

much. Oh, really? We are taking the no agenda vibe and we're just making it angrier.

And we're done. Yeah, but the problem is you're missing like all the audience that can't hear

the subsonic frequencies. True. We need to use whatever CSB is using to have the option for people.

So Larry's voice could be moved up in the, the audio spectrum. Hi, it's Larry, everybody.

Or you need somebody to like do the voiceover for like we pay somebody to listen right and redo

the audio as Larry. Yeah. So yeah, I was kind of surprised. That would be even better if he was

like totally Russian or German. Yeah, what do I have? It takes this. I don't know what what

topics you have covered lately. What have you covered? A bunch of commy bastards. That's what we

cover where like there's all over a place like that's a answer. That's true. Where the United States

on the commy bastards. Yeah. So California and Seattle. We are two good Irish Catholic boys

fighting the crusade one day at a time. Now that's a good catch line right there. You should use

that for a description of the show. We like more people would listen to that than something called

planet rage. We don't understand that. We don't. It's like it was inspired by like old 1950s radio

dramas because the show was never meant to be. It kind of sounds like it was mostly inspired by Alex

Jones. Really? Because I don't listen Alex at all. So I it could be correct. I don't really know

what Alex Jones would do. Listen to Alex Jones. No, I've never listened to him. I mean,

I've seen clips of Alex Jones. I know how he talks. But they don't. Larry. Yeah. I don't think he

does. No, he was he was more off the line. I think he's just gotten angrier as as we brought him

into a podcast. Which is possible. Nice. Nice. But the show originally, which I guess this shows

that Larry's enjoying doing the show. He's the only guy that's a professional of this. We've

talked about that. He's working in the biz. And it was originally, he's like, you know,

when I asked him to do the show, he's like, I'd love to do a show. He's like, but you know,

I really can't sit still for that long. So I mean, can we keep it to like an hour?

You know, he didn't want to do. He's like probably an hour would be like, and now he's the one

of the show is going longer and longer and longer. We're hitting two hours, two and a half,

almost three hours. Wow. So I know he's having fun with it. So at least that that part is good.

Because it's fun doing that show as well. Yeah. Yeah. And we're there when no agenda

falters when they have to stop doing shows. I mean, if yeah, if you're getting $300 donations,

I think you got a genuine shot at taking over. We're like, we're the B team. We're ready.

Check out him off that network, man. Take the number one spot.

Linux is failing on him. We're gone. No. Yeah. Sorry. The show you were listening to

us having technical difficulties. We're going to slip right on in here.

So yeah, I got my Adobe for one more year. And that's my other goal. And if somebody has

any Photoshop type replacement, and I guess to be fair, you can get Photoshop on its own,

although I think that's like 20 bucks or half half that price. Yeah. So if the full Adobe

is 40, then Photoshop is 20. Yeah. Yeah. Or you could, I don't know, pirate it.

Right. But it's like the only thing in Photoshop that it's really interesting at this point is the

web stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's all the things that are going in. So yeah, we'd have to figure out

how that makes sense would actually work. But that was the one thing. And maybe we've talked about

this that amazed me with the Apple ecosystem as opposed to Windows, which was the piracy stuff.

It's so simple. And it doesn't seem like it's ripe with malware, which is just weird.

But it's like, no, it's a there's a smaller community. I guess it's much smaller. Yeah.

And as long as you know, the person that's doing it and they don't have a track record of putting

malware in. But a lot of this stuff is just worthy of paying. I mean, as you and I talked about

the logic pro 10, which I thought when I was making the music with my buddy Tom, I think they've

been creating it for decades and not charging any upgrades. Yeah. So like you just turned it

on. It still works after 10 years. Yeah. Oh, more than 10 for me. I think I bought logic pro in,

and I want to say it was around 2008. Maybe still works around there still works. Yeah.

And they're not asking for more money. And the program is currently up to date. It's not like it's

been lost. No, it's up to the latest hardware spec. It's amazing. It's like this is the

clear. This is how I would be happy to pay for the software. Now, there have been a few software

products. They're clearly they've decided they need more money. So that one of the products I bought

when I did my my books is a program that lets you take a like a word or Google Doc and then

actually format it for printed books. So it's kind of a if you don't want to use something like

a you know, pagemaker or what's the quark express or whatever the current one that people would

use from laying out books. This thing just is a much more easy quick way to do to publish books to

lay out because you know, when you send the publisher the book, it has to be fully laid out.

It's not you're not saying in the text, you're sending him a PDF essentially of the printed book.

Right. And then they are the ones that print the book out of that. So if you screw up the PDF,

then your printed books are screwed up. I mean, for people that write fiction, I really

for something that I have been paying for and I should probably stop because I only go through

spurts where I decide I want to write something. novel crafter is a very interesting. It's an

online thing, but you pay for your own AI. So it's an AI assisted writing tool. But then you

have to either provide an AI for chat GPT or one of these other services or you can do it locally,

which is which is beautiful. So I can hook that up locally. And the interesting thing is

when you do your, you know, this is beyond, you know, really what people would think of as AI

assisted, you make your codex. So you put all of your characters in there and you can then easily

reference back. So if you're like, oh, shit, what did this character look like? Well, you type

the name and it basically just pops up. And it's interesting because you can then, you know, chat

with the chapter over or the whole text and be like, oh, has, you know, has this character done

this yet? And you know, I want this, but is this happened yet? And it'll go through and tell you

yes or no. It's really bizarre stuff. And it will expand things for you. This is where Larry and I

were having a little argument because he's like, fuck spell check, fuck all these AI things. I

think if somebody uses it, it totally ruins, you know, writing. And I'm like, I don't necessarily

agree with that. And I think this is where the AI technology is going to go. It's going to be

the assistant. It's like instead of James Panter Patterson handing the idea, instead of his

outline saying, Hey, Jean, you're my co writer. Here's the story. Here are the characters. Here's

the plot. You go write it and give it to me. And then I do the last pass. Right. It's no different

than that. It's just producing the grunt work. And I don't think the grunt work is all that

different. Yeah. It's I see what you mean by that. Here, my observations with AI when it comes

to writing, which I have used it quite a bit for that, is that you can definitely offload some

that work. But the amount of time that it takes me to change what it comes up with to something

that sounds like me is about how long it would take me to just write it. My question would be,

why not put all of your writing in and train a Laura to learn your style? I've never done that.

So I don't know how well that would work. I don't know. I guess I don't know what my writing style

is. I just assume that you could do that even more. Yeah. Right. But even more simplistic,

you can go with something that you've written, take a couple of pages and put that into grok or

whatever you're using and say, here's a sample of my writing. You know, remember this and use

this when I tell you to write something in the voice of. And it will do with a lot of people

don't understand. You can do that. And instantaneously, I had it generate some text the other day

and then put it into Grammarly, which fuck Grammarly is another one that renewed. What was the

other one you recommended? Oh, I shouldn't have renewed that. I know. Yeah, I can't remember the

other ones off top of my head. But the problem now, the problem now was, oh, that is adult subject

matter. We can't we can't help with that. Grammarly is extremely like a correct. You can't say

the end word. You can't like, there's a ton of stuff that it just will strip out. It's

unbelievable that your computer programs are now like, yeah, no, no, no, we can't help with it.

You know, not to use that. No, you can't do that. No, we're grok's like, fuck, I'll give you whatever

you want, brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grock is great in that. Grock will just give you whatever you want.

I can't believe that with Grammarly, but Grammarly also now, one of the things they include,

which I like for the bunch of fucktards that they are, is they do have the full AI

thing that'll tell you how much they think was written by AI detection, which is bullshit.

There's been absolutely how that's told bullshit because using AI to detect AI is like using

a criminal to determine if a criminal is a criminal. That kind of makes sense. They know

what to look for. But the funny thing is they're just looking for the patterns that are

the basic patterns, which are broken after you say, yeah, here's an example of my writing. Use

this as an example because I had to generate a bunch and it came back like two to three percent

only, which if you don't tell it that, it could be 50, 60, 70 percent that it's like AI written

and it just giving it some prompts. You can get it down to two or three, but my other favorite

thing was part of the Grammarly thing as well was rewrite that so it doesn't sound like it's AI.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, so now we have AI is that are detecting other AI allegedly, but then

rewriting that AI to make other things not detect the AI.

Right. Because the way that you detect the AI is a predictable thing. So it's ridiculous.

It's not detecting AI. It's just detecting guessing. Grammar that is common to AI because

yeah, M dash is a perfect example because humans don't use it. Remember, I got into a huge argument

about this on X. Oh, you basically are pointing out X. I don't believe it. It's amazing. I know

pointing out that humans don't use the M dash. They use the M dash. And this guy said, well, no,

actually, as a professional writer, I'm like, okay, how many books have you published a professional

writer? Well, I've got one book out. Oh, I've got two. So shit fuck up. First of all, secondly,

secondly, my dick is better than your dick. Exactly. If you're going to start throwing shit like

professional writer in professional writer, you just got your PhD dude. Okay. You're in that

early phase of academia that doesn't make you a professional. Now he could argue that by professional

writer, he means he writes a lot and he probably does write a lot more than I do. Because lately,

I've just been posting memes in that writing. I think the world won me in a time. I didn't buy his

book because I'm like, I'm like, okay, I'm going to count the number of M dashes in your book.

But it's actually pretty interesting. The book about the early history of the Christian church

in the, I think the basically the 100 to 300 AD range. Nice. So he's got a PhD in

you know, one of those histories of Christianity things. And I like your arguing tactics. I'll buy

your book. Yeah, that's totally my tactic. Everybody that always wants you to buy your book,

you wouldn't have to do podcasts anymore. Well, yeah, it'd make about as little money. Yeah.

That's true. But it's, well, and I bought it because it was interesting. And then I complained to

I'm like, dude, my voice text to speech thing on AI reading your book doesn't sound great. How

about you do an audio book? He's like, yep, I'm planning on it. It's like, okay, I'll buy that too,

I guess. This guy's like, I love this guy that's arguing. I know he's like, I'm going to argue

more to people. And he does use m dashes. But again, not because he writes with m dashes, it's

because he uses a computer editor that'll convert regular dashes and dashes to m dashes. Now,

people don't know the difference between an m dash and m dash. Do you know the difference?

One's longer than the other. I don't know what they reasoning for using them would be. I can

explain the naming convention. The n dash, e n dash, the one that's on everybody's

people. The length of the dash is the distance between the left side and the right side of the

letter n. The m dash, the distance of the m dash is the width of the letter m. So that's why

they're called the n dash and the m dash because it from type setting days, that was determined

that the length of dashes, the exact distance of the two lines of each of those letters,

the left side and the right side. The m dash is properly used when you are using it to

transition a thought to as part of a sentence structure where you're separating some ideas that

are related. The n dash, the short one, is only used for hyphenating words. If you're hyphenating,

you only use the short one, you never use the long one. So that's the way the proper usage of

those is. However, the computer keyboard layout that most of us are familiar with, the

Quarty layout on the keyboard does not have an m dash. It only has the short n dash.

So it is literally impossible for you to write with an m dash unless you're using a different layout

on your keyboard or you have a writing program that knows if it's at the end of a word. Exactly.

And that's all that writing software does. It's basically just a global replace. It's like

any place that you have a space n dash space convert to a space m dash space. That's all that

the writing software does. It takes any n dash that has spaces around both sides because that's

where an m dash should be used and then converts it. So it's super easy. But you, and that's

why I changed this guy. It's like you literally can't write properly on a Quarty keyboard.

That to hit if you want an m dash, you have to hold the control key to get that. Like, yes,

you can do it by holding a control key. But I think it's control shift and then dash keys would

get to the m dash, something like that. I was unaware. I didn't even know you could do. I mean,

I figured you could do it, but I have never tried it. It's doable, but not in every program either.

It's it is in the set of characters, obviously, that you're, you know, that you can use. But

because you can replace to it, but it's not a normally easily accessible character on a

Quarty keyboard. I don't know if it is on the Dorek keyboard. I don't use Dorek. So maybe it is,

maybe it isn't. But certainly not a normal standard keyboard. It's just really hard to get to.

And Mac is just option dash. Yeah. There you go. Option dash. Yeah. No, no, no.

PC. It's probably control dash or control shift dash or something.

Not many start using it all the fucking time now, man. But if you use, if you use option dash

inside of a browser and you use depending on which browser you use, that may actually just shrink

the font size of the browser. Let's see here. We can do regular, regular dash.

No, it just works. I'm an ass. Okay. Well, they fixed it on the Mac. I'm the PC. It's harder. But

still, how many people knew that you had to use option dash to get an m dash? Probably nobody

listening. Nobody. I just tried because you were like, oh, it's something.

And the interesting thing is since it is full with, if you use a bunch of them together,

it just looks like a long line. Yeah. But you really should use the underline if you're doing a

line. But I'm just saying it comes out with like a line after the end. I just posted on an

X just something saying, woo, with a really long dash after. Okay. Very interesting. Now I know.

This is information people didn't have. You didn't have this knowledge before. So

believe me, there's more knowledge that you don't know because I haven't said it yet than you know.

Also, I'm going to explain like how to be the most modest person in the world next show. So

stay tuned for that. Netnet came in with 3333 and said to be fair, planet boobs would do better

than all of the other concepts. I have to agree. I think planet boobs would get a huge audience.

You're a man. Do you want to do that show with me planet boobs? Planet boobs. Yeah.

I mean, that's really the merchandising alone is going to sell. I think that will be awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, you know, you just talk about boobs. I mean, you just be like, okay, yeah,

did you see Scarlett Johansson? Yeah. She got boobs. Yeah. Nice boobs. I like her before she got boobs.

Well, she was like 12. No, she wasn't 12. She was 20. But she got her boobs.

She did not get her boobs until she was like 28.

It's a really late shit. Okay. Nobody's that late of a bluer. She had to buy it. We're talking about fake boobs.

Oh, natural boobs. Oh, I see. Because people that like boobs don't count B cups and less as boobs.

You like doesn't even qualify. That's not a boob. That's a pre boob. Do not do not even talk to me

about this. The boobs start at a, like, a, a good sea and then go up from there. And I, I think

that a good sea is a very good boob. I just don't think that a D and over is better. I would prefer

the sea. Whereas guys like my other co-hosts, dude name and name and on my other podcast,

just to get old boys that calm. He would start at the sea, but the bigger the better.

No, I think I think it's pretty much a C and D range. I think bigger than that, you're like,

uh, this is a freak of nature. I honestly take a B over a D.

There's so many ISOs. So many ISOs. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, yeah, I don't think that's that good

in ISO. But, uh, I see is definitely perfect. Like C is the right size in my opinion.

Perky suit. A perky C is perfect. Yeah. Which, you know, a pre-23 year old C.

Right. Once you hit 25, all saggy, all horrible. It's that's going down here.

It goes down hill at 18 and by 23, you're not going to get any better than you are.

Here's something that that people seem to have either never learned or forgot.

You know what the mortality rate for women and childbirth was 1800s and prior. So before

modern medicine, probably 15, 20 percent, 32 percent. Oh, it's higher. That means you get to

marry a new wife every three kids statistically. That's a very interesting way to look at those stats.

Well, that's how many used to look at it. Maybe a staff after one or two kids ago. Hey,

I mean, if you really like your wife, you kind of should. But if you don't necessarily like your

wife, you keep going. Why do you think those Irish families had nine kids?

Ah, because the wives were all over me ass.

That's exactly what it is. It's just literally the husband trying to get rid of the wife.

Oh, sweet mother Mary. Could you please fucking help me?

Yeah, I don't doubt it. So there was a stat that last year was the first year in modern history.

We're more Americans moved to Ireland than Irish people moved to America.

Well, I know Rosie O'Donnell is there. I mean, she should count for like 8,000 people to be

fair because she's got an Irish last name. I don't know if she's actually Irish,

but she's got an Irish last name. They should let me in. Man, let me in.

The thing is the thing is, you know, yeah, the thing is the thing. You gotta talk like Daesh.

Well, that's what a lot of people don't understand that the guy's in Thin Lizzy. That's like,

no, it's Thin Lizzy. Thin Lizzy, T-I-N, Thin Lizzy. Yeah, they don't say the H. Don't know why.

No, that takes you much time to say the H. We got to drink the whiskey.

Yeah, that's, I think it comes from potatoes. I know you're not sure to make the vodka.

No, I mean, the way they speak. Oh, could be drinking. You're eating too many potatoes,

drinking too much. Even the raw potatoes will do that to you. They could. They could do that.

So when, when, did name Ben came back from Scotland, he was talking about the Scottish reason.

It's not that bad. Was he wearing a kilt? He decided not to spend the money on one.

Oh, I kept telling him to buy it. He's like, well, it was like $400 or more.

Euros, not dollars. Is this like his family pattern, his family pattern?

Oh, dude, what a fucking loser. You think, well, I can, he has a little too much of the

Scottish. And I mean, small day. Yeah. Well, that's one. The other one is cheap ass.

Like, you know, Scrooge McDuck was from Scotland. Let's just put it that way.

And so he'll be, he's, oh, like he's building a new PC right now. He bought parts on eBay.

And he had two people screw him and never ship. Who buys parts on eBay? Seriously? Who buys parts on

eBay? My God. God, I hate eBay. I don't. That's what Amazon's for. Anyway, so he's a cheap bastard.

And, you know, we love him, but he's a cheap bastard. And so he's like, I think I can get a cheaper

in the States than I can in in Scotland. Wow. You want to screw over your nice and

fairly. Yeah. Really. But he went to his family castle and everything. He, you know,

checked it out. Got the VIP tour. He's like, I can get to China man to make it for half the price.

That's exactly what he said. That's literally it right there. Wow. He used the word check.

I mean, just like you did. That's what you do. You find them. They'll make it. They'll make

whatever you want. God. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, that was a good idea. So I can get a Chinese

wrap. That's a, uh, this will get us kicked off of YouTube. We keep waiting. I don't want.

Yeah. I was, I was in, uh, what was I, I was in the playing a game called Gray Zone,

which is a very good game. It is one of the most realistic. If not the most realistic first

person shooter games where you play as a PMC, uh, predatory contractor coming into a

South Asian location where there's some kind of event happened with radiation.

And you're there to kind of restore order from the local gangs that have taken over.

It's a great game. I highly recommend it. Just came out with a new version. It's pre-release point

four. But you know, me, I like to play games that haven't been released yet. We have betas are the

best. That came out wrong. I just were alphas myself. But, uh, you know,

jeans were on the bottom. I tell you, yeah. It's a, um, it's a very good game. And in that game,

we discovered. So I was typing in, um, I was playing till pretty late. And then, uh,

letting the other guys know that I was, I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm like, I type in, all right,

good night. And the word night came across as a bunch of asterisks. I was like, what the hell?

Why is it censoring night? That's bizarre. So I'm like, N, I, G, G, A, oh, okay, okay, okay.

I see what they're doing. So they're literally taking that word and any portion of that word

gets censored. That's it. So you literally can't use, you can't use any words with the combination

of N, I, G inside that word. I would assume there's a lot of words that have N, I, G, in them.

I would think so. Like any words with Lee, like nightly or, or, you know, bottomly or something,

like all those words have that. So it's, okay, I just realized that's not the case. But either way,

you're giving, you're giving incorrect examples. I know. I know. Okay. I think them, I'm on the

mountain, do slide down to blue energy. You have night, night, benign, midnight, two night,

overnight. That's what I said. A night, night, man. That's, that's the word I was thinking.

N, I, niggle, niggard. These are all, wait, what was that last one? Niggard, N, I, G, G,

A, R, D, A, stingy or miserly person. I can't believe you said that. That's definitely

getting us kicked off of you too. Benning a former German. You said word in a sentence, please.

Nigella, which is a flowering plant, and also a spice. Nighthawk, you can't say nighthawk.

Wanigan, a storage chest used in logging camps. Well, so one, four words ago, there was also

Nigrafi, which this is giving me, I'm getting this from our flexibility.

Okay. And I'm not sure what that would mean.

Yeah, I am. I'm pretty sure I know what that one means.

Boy, this neighborhood has sure been, no, I need a definition perplexity. I'm not going

to perplexity either. Okay. Nigrafi, it's a verb to make or become black.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. The ceiling like I said, boy, this neighborhood sure is getting

welcome to the mighty, no agenda stream, everybody. I can't believe that's the kind of

where words you're using there. But it's a real word. So they've decided to just ban

any portion of that in words. So you have to figure out what the person's saying.

It does make it a little more difficult when you start just putting asterisks in random places

in words. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, what? What the hell, man? But I guess they're a, you know,

they've decided that's the right thing to do to prevent people from using that word.

But I guess you can't say the word Nigeria. No, that's wrong. The whole country's just been banned.

Well, this is the, you know, there was a article about a teacher and I don't know if this was a

prank on bad or somebody like Leo Laporte, you know, somebody looked at something else on your

screen was doing a, was doing a power point, high school power point teacher and breasts were

shown on this screen briefly. Oh, it's a real breast or a picture of breasts. Picture of

a real breast would have been better. But, and this is like, oh, my God, these students,

there was the whole thing like if the students needed counseling or something else, it's like,

you fucking get me to repair titties high school students. It's like, they don't see those at

high school. I don't know what the hell's going on. Now, from Gen Z, 82% of men under 25 are

versions. Oh my God, what the hell is going on? Did I have insects? Well, I can't understand that.

Well, I mean, why? They are having lots of sex just not with women. No, just with other guys

online who they think are women. Well, mostly their hands, yeah. Right. Well, it, yeah.

And that's the thing. Like, this is, this is going to end all sexually related diseases.

No, rice, don't worry. No white, you know, others,

omidia, gunnery, electrapp, because they're they are getting ready for the sex bots.

They're completely normalized the idea that sex is something you do with one person,

or nobody's case. Well, but they, I guess you could see that, but not one additional person,

and just just with one person,

just as a solo activity and with machinery.

So, and there, you know, there's,

I don't remember the stats on this

and this is from a couple of years ago,

it may have shrunk, gone down since then.

But I think it was something like,

of women 25 or under,

like 35% of them have reported income coming from

only fans, only fans.

Yeah.

Like a third of America,

a third of the female population

under 25 is only fans.

And the, that's a lot of college girls, man.

Yeah, when the titties were in so,

so no much Washington, so right up where, uh,

oh, it's quamish in Beembro's land and the,

yeah, the quote from the school families.

We want to make you aware of an incident in a classroom.

We're in appropriates there last week, man.

I was in Squamish last week.

I know what did were you in this classroom?

I mean, maybe I'm not going to say images were inadvertently

shared with the students.

It is our understanding that these images have since been viewed

by many others beyond the classroom.

Oh, no.

And want to give you an opportunity to process with your student

if you choose to do so.

What the fuck does that mean to process with your student?

They saw some titties.

It's high school.

They're going to need to process, man.

And they don't even say what class they don't say if this was

freshman or senior, big difference all as well.

Yeah, not really even a big difference, but a different, you know,

what squamish means squishing your nuts, place of clear salt water.

It did not in the native know that let should see language.

Did the view become proficient in that on your short trips to they have a

casino. So yes, I've been there.

They're like, you get a free drink if you can tell us what one of our words

mean, they have this little factoids in napkins.

It's a way they're actually giving you an education as part of your

throwing your money into the casino.

Yeah, that's not always that's a bonus.

You don't get that with American casinos.

No, you know, I know they just give you fucking money and get out of here.

It's a thing.

They're they're in near Kitsup or in Kitsup or somewhere around there.

All the names are goofy out there.

I learned that when my dad moved out there, it was like, what the hell, man?

These are all goofy ass names.

They're not there.

They're kind of like Minnesota.

I suppose because Minnesota has a lot of names that are from Sue.

Yeah, I live in a town called Moquina.

Oh, well, there you go, which means land of 30 smokers, probably something like that.

We got a lot of those around me.

I went to a Chippewa school when I was a kid.

Yeah, the Chippewa.

Yeah, a lot of Indian stuff here in the Midwest.

There is.

It's because it's all, you know, conquered stolen land.

Right.

We should be giving it all back.

It's all theirs.

It's you're living on it illegally.

Don't you know that?

I know.

I'm keeping it though.

I've got guns and I'm going to keep it.

Nothing you can do about it.

Come on.

See, I think that's the proper response is like, oh, we'll come and take it.

If you can.

And I just want to know why this is a new story that some high school kids saw some titties

on some dreams.

Did I get caught with a, with a computer printed black and white ACR naked naked.

No, not yet.

No actual image, but it was something I printed on the

a, uh, that matrix printer, school printer.

I, yeah, printed it.

And I got caught with it in junior high by my social studies teacher of showing some

of the, okay, so our school, imagine South Park.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Little junior respect by authority.

Pretty much.

And so I was like, hey, guys, guys, check it, check this out.

And so I'm, I'm showing this black and white super grainy picture of, I remember

it this day, actually, it's amazing of, like, chicks in a hot tub.

Then think back to mid 80s.

No, I'm going to have to do like a cartoon of actual chicks in a hot tub before you

should.

I said, yeah.

And, uh, my social studies teacher, which was kind of hot.

Uh, it's like, what, what are you, what are you laughing about came over and

you know, someone on the one day of the guys didn't know how to hide picture and

gave it to, I got it from him.

So that's like, okay, stay after class.

Oh, would you get a spanking?

No, I wish I did.

I had to hot to that teacher man.

She was, there's something.

She had a convertible and a Rolex.

Well, she's working as a teacher with something that's like, that doesn't fit.

What's going on?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I'm like, hell, yeah.

But no, she, uh, so she's, she said, all right, I'm keeping this, but don't bring

stuff like this to school again.

You're like, I'm like, yep, but I printed it out in school.

I know.

I do.

Well, exactly.

But I, but I brought a floppy.

So, you know, a floppy for long, though.

My turn into a hard disk real quick.

Whoa.

You're a minute early, dude, you're a minute early, yeah, but that was like, there's

nothing there was no better, there's no better outro than that one.

But I stepped on it because I'm looking at the clock and you're a minute early.

But it's all just mental masturbation.

So I mean, if we, we can edit it and then just be like, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.

Yeah, I'm sure you, I'm sure you're going to work on it.

I'll never step out again.

No, no, okay.

Let's try.

It's on.

Now we're right on time.

Yeah, perfect.