0092. Mike Recine and Alex Tomaselli

0:00Fill her up! You're listening to the Gaston Digital Network! Well hello! It is a Wednesday here at the Gaston Digital Network Studios! It's your other boy, the International Superstar Zach Amiko! We're saying welcome to the morning of Zoo! We have the absolute pleasure of two excellent guests joining us as he is very frequently one of my best friends in comedy.

1:08Alex Tomaselli, how are you doing buddy? I'm well dude, good to see you as always. Good to see you and sit next to him a true treat! One of my favorites guys, it's Mike Racine! Are you guys really best friends? We are very close, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, we go out on the road together a lot. I'm not close with anybody. I wouldn't say we're like, we're comedy close. If you took any day, me and Alex have together on the road and we were a gay couple. That would be the day I think of on my deathbed while we're holding hands. It's nice. We just went in teaking, we smoked a joint in the park, we had hot dogs, just a beautiful gay day. I've never been to your place or anything though. No, I don't think you've been in my apartment either. No, I've only stood outside, obviously. I don't think I've ever had a best friend my entire life. I definitely, I lived with my best friend for a long time. So I think that was like, it's not like you kind of resent him though. Yeah, right. You just find things wrong with him and ruminate about it for the rest of your relationship.

2:08Oh, you're my best friend. Yeah. You're like, my best friend's a loser. No, I've had, I have a close circle I would say. Uh-huh. Like I have like three or four people that I'm really, really close with like talk to every day. Okay, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. I think like, yeah, I talk to, I don't know, I talk every week. Yeah, yeah. We share movie stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's to me like friendship. Like if I see something cool, like he's one of the first people all that. Yeah, I guess my four year old is my best friend, but that's not, that's not going to last forever. That's not going to last forever. No, but I mean, now's the time to do that. Yeah. But then he's going to leave me for like another kid for a kid. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be like a bunch of, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to kill myself. Then you're going to have to pretend you like your wife again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the cycle. Right. Yeah, I think so. All right, we got a bunch of done. Actually, let's get plugs out of the way because I always forget. Mike, what do you want people to check out though? Just check out my podcast for scene time. It comes out every week. And I got some dates coming up.

3:08I got Jersey and Chicago and Jamesville Wisconsin. And you can check those out on microscenecomedy.com. Fantastic. Mr. Thomas Ellie. Yeah. Also check out my podcast, Super Selly Joe's. I do Joe Gorman. It's a lot of fun. Subscribe to the YouTube and all that. And I'll be on the road with you a bunch soon. So that'll be fun. Yeah. Check me out on Instagram. It's not funny. Punch up that live slash Zach and you go for my tickets. I have a bunch of dates being announced very soon. And hey, if you like the show, go to gasageable.com today. A bunch of new upgrades to the site. You can really run it at all cylinders here at gas digital. If you use my promo code, zoos. The L.O. You get your episodes early and free and uncensored. You get access to the live chat. The archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite gas digital shows from over the last decade. And most importantly, that's right. You get our Friday bonus episode. We do three of these a week. And if you want all three, you got to subscribe. But regardless of how you consume the program, I appreciate you greatly.

4:09So I have been watching a new sport that I think I love, not Olympics. This is the Atherstone Ball Game. And it essentially seems like a cool again free for all where they have one ball and hundreds of dudes and whoever has possession of the ball after two hours wins the prize pot. Is this done in the street? Yes. I've seen this. And it is so fucking violent. I've seen that. And I thought we would check it out. This is what Green Street Hooligans wants to do. Like all the guys who watch that move are like, this is, this is our thing. We're doing this. Wow. What's the strategy here? Yeah, I was about to say, once you're in that, that, that's it, right? There's just trying to get into the mosh pit. Man, how glad must they be that black people haven't found this yet?

5:13They would just get dominated. One black I would beat all these guys just destroyable. The arm thing. After how long? Two hours? Yeah, Sharon. What is the official? It should be two minutes. You can't hold on to that. I think the entire event is two hours. Okay, yeah. Sharon, the other, yeah. Yeah, it's a year. They throw a ball into the crowd at three p.m. Whoever has it at five p.m. wins. Basically, the only rule is you can't kill anyone. But you can just beat the shit out of people. They also throw pennies into the crowd. And there is a gold one worth more. So you're also now looking for a gold penny while everyone just beating the shit out of each other. What country? Yeah. That is a great name. England. Ah, yeah. They love that shit over there. They love just getting in a brawl over nothing, dude. Now, is that more or less dangerous than running with the balls? Hmm. Because running with the balls, not everybody gets fucked up.

6:15No. You have to like start near the balls. Like a select amount of people get fucked up. It feels like everyone here is getting their ass kicked. You can't really see the action though. It looks like. It's annoying. It's just a mock. It's just a mass. It's like astral worlds. And then you can't kill someone. How do you know if you've killed someone? Yeah, that is a very fine line. Yeah. I saw some dude just getting cracked in the head right there a bunch of times. So I'm like, that can't be it. How is this legal? How is this the thing? How do they? Surely they all sign a waiver. Well, they've never seen that. Have you ever seen that? They get what? They get $200. What was the prize? Did they say? Hold on a second. I was looking up the injuries. I'll tell you that first. So it seems like usually it just like scrapes cuts, concussions. The only severe incident that's listed here is in 2020. Someone had a heart attack. So that's like kind of separate. And then following excessive violence in 2023. Police identified certain individuals who used excessive violence. Like a way from the ball. So they were just kind of like hitting people not kind of part of the game.

7:18And I'll look up the price. Interesting. It seems very capitalist if you ask me. Yeah. A bunch of people fighting over, you know. Yeah. One. Yeah. And the gold penny. Yeah. Right. That's very like. Yeah. I'm throwing it from the chariot. I would get everyone together. I'd say if that guy threw a gold penny, he's probably got more gold pennies. Yeah. So I'll get the guy with the gold penny. Hell yeah. So you're going down a rabbit hole here for her to start going into the people with the gold pennies. So it seems like the prize is the ball. Oh, good. Oh, good. There's a monetary prize of 10 pounds for the players who managed to get their hands on one of the four ribbons tied to the ball. A gold coin is also thrown into the crowd ahead of the match with whoever finds it being awarded a small prize. The main prize, however, is the actual ball itself, which weighs four pounds and is filled with water to weigh it down. I lost some teeth, but I got this ball. Have you ever seen the cheese chasing? No.

8:18So I think that one. Was that Scottish or Irish, Shannon, where they chased the wheel of cheese down the mountain? I think Irish, hold on. I'll find it. So there's another. It's another just European people being unhinged. Yeah. And it's a giant hill and they roll a giant cheese wheel down it and whoever gets it wins. But it is when I say a hill. It's England. It's England. Yeah. There's a really good Netflix show called The Champions. And this was one of the episodes. Yeah. That's that rules. This is funny. That's that. By the way, nobody is. Nobody's even close to the cheese. Everyone got fucked up. By the way, everyone's hurt. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone here has broken and sprained ankle. Like, dude, the girl that won it. Yeah. And she takes her fucking shirt down and her collarbone is just out. Oh, God. Fuck my god.

9:18I never got to take care of. Oh, yeah, that you don't. Yeah. It'll heal on its own. As long as you can just. But they're all everyone in it. It has like giant like fucked up elbows. Everybody's knees are all fucked up. I think everyone sprains around because it's. There's like holes. There's like holes and shit. There's. There's a version. There's an India and they put one woman on a bus. Everybody wins. They all win. Yeah. It's good to be back. I was depressed this week. There we go. Yeah. Oh, it's going to be back again. Which would you rather do? Ball or cheese? Cheese, man. Hell yeah. Yeah. It's a better thing. I feel like I could maybe tuck and roll that. Right. And just momentum. Yeah. I feel like I would wait for everybody to go. Yeah. And then I would get in a hedgehog ball.

10:18Yeah. That's what I say. You got it. Yeah. And you just plough through everybody. You can't rush by a boulder. Yeah. Yeah. You can take a head start. Oh, that'll. That'd be rough. I found a slow motion video of them. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Yeah. That did put something in it. Right there. Yeah. Everyone's fucking each other. Oh. Is that you got to do what Sonic does? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to press B a bunch first. Oh, yeah. This is like Braveheart, but better. Is the purpose to slide? It looks like they're trying. They're sliding on purpose. I think it's ideal to slide. Okay. Look at that thing going. Yeah. As I say, if their teeth weren't fucked up before, now. I mean, that guy's neck has got to be destroyed. Look at them all chasing that one wheel of cheese. You must feel so powerful if you're the guy who owns the cheese. Oh, God.

11:18The cheese. Oh, down there. You got me much cheese. That can't be good. Took a dumbbell in a mod. Not many women in the rotten. No, they don't want a woman. Oh, okay. Shannon, where's that one? Just the one with the women falling. No particular reason. No, they're all like tough bitches. They're all like the kind of girls you see running out of bones here. Okay. Like they're all like they're all the, they got muscles on their back. Yeah, they got lats. Here we go. Here we go. It's funny. Just a bunch of. They're not going for it as much. They're all going rump first. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. They do it for women, but there's just a pair of shoes that they already had. You get to cook the cheese for the guy that wanted it.

12:20There is a few things feels powerful as having a wheel of cheese. To yourself. Yeah. Got Lord of the Rings marathon. Yeah. So someone who has had an entire wheel of a steering wheel of Bray in his possession. It's a powerful feeling. But see, that is a little bit of like a peasant activity. Yeah. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. There's nothing to do here. Yeah. So let's watch each other. Walk each other up. But who is, but my question would be like, who, who has all the cheese? I think it's a company thousand. I think whoever sponsors the event. Right. Who's at the top of this thing? Who's got the, who's the, who's the big cheese is a giant Mario. Yeah. Yeah. Why are we fighting all we had to burn down big cheese. All right. We could use that as a jumping off point. I'm sure I'm going to talk about it on rap too. I didn't talk about it yesterday because it was a pre-tape. The fastest thing. Mm hmm. I got to tell you.

13:22Something stinks. Mm hmm. Something stinks here. Mm hmm. I think this everyone felt for it. Yeah. Mm hmm. I think, and I, I would love to get your guys opinion. So for people that, I'm sure everyone fucking knows that you, that the, uh, BAFTA's award show, the guys from centers were presenting. One of the movies that was nominated was a documentary about a guy with Tourette, or not, a feature about a guy with Tourette's. And the guy who that movie is based on was there. And he yelled the N word at the guys from centers. Right. Uh, Go and I will be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. Yeah. What a b. Yeah, to, uh, Sullivan. What a b. Uh, uh, you show, uh, Alan coming, apologize. Kinda basically if you were offended, but you know, we, we thought this was a person that can't help it. Uh, mix the opinions online. Yeah. a lot of mixed opinions, yeah.

14:22Well, it's a mixed basket of opinions. And there'd be a lot of people like, you could have picked anywhere if you have Tourette's or not picked, but like, you know, why specifically that word? I don't know. And I guess the guy has whatever the, I think they say it's like 10 to 20% of people at Tourette's have the one where you have to yell something that you don't mean. That's a true, it's basically you express your intrusive thoughts. Yeah, yeah. So your brain goes, what's the worst thing I could do right now? Right. And then you have to do, you, your brain literally just goes, all right, let's see what this does. It's like the same, they yell like gun at an airport. I have a gun in an airport. Shit like that. So people are like, why is that, why is that word? And it's okay. It's in all of our country. We know the word. It's like guys forever. And, and if you're at a public event, and there's two black guys on stage, what's the worst thing you could do? It's also the biggest black movie of like,

15:23the decade. Yeah, it's the worst possible thing. And he probably knew it was coming right before it came out of his mouth. He's probably like, you know, it's coming down. Shit. But I was trying to explain that to a friend of mine. I was like, you know, like when you're a white guy, you're always thinking about the N word. Because you, because it can always, you can always blow it out and it can ruin people's day. It could ruin your, it is an opportunity at every moment to possibly ruin your life. Very fortunate. And it's so quick. It's like that to everything, everything. Yeah, yeah. Gone. In a second. We're seven to one years of advocacy. This guy has done for turrets. Like most people don't understand that kind of pressure that we all, that we all deal with. Now him and Kramer are just stuck. Yeah. For ever being the guys that yell the N word, yeah. It is like your finger on the red button all the time. Right. Not even mentioning it. I'm always just sitting there, dude. It's always there. And it's because it's the worst. It's like yelling fire or like, you know, you're not.

16:24So I have, I am medicated. I am on the Xoloft. Okay. And one of the things I am on for is because I have issues with intrusive thoughts. When I was a kid, I just thought I was a really bad person. Because I would just have like horrible like violent thoughts or like, what if I did this? Like I remember we had an assembly of why you shouldn't call 911, like prank 911. Yeah. And I told my mom that night, I feel like I have to call 911 and hang up like I couldn't, I couldn't scratch the itch of wanting to do. Yeah, yeah. I did that once as a kid with a pay phone. That's a little funny. Yeah. You really, somebody might have died. Yeah, right, right. Somebody might have died because they had to stop the pay phone real quick. So I guess it's particularly, I empathize with the guy because I have a small fraction of what that must feel like.

17:29Because I have this intrusive thoughts issue. And of course, it's the worst thing you can say. Now, we can separate, like that's a horrible thing that happened with not saying that guys are racist, right? Because he also yelled, fuck the queen in her face. Hell yeah. Okay. When he got the war from the, yeah, fuck the queen in her face and she went, it's okay, yeah. I like that. So he's have other instances of doing this publicly. Okay, so yeah. So here's my thing. So he's even more sense. This is where I think what's things, what's something evil as a foot. That shit was a two hour pre-tape. Right. They didn't have to include it. They had two hours to edit that out. I didn't know that. Yeah. You're saying it was an inside job? Yes. Very much so. I think they used the controversy. Hey, who the fuck gave a shit about the BAFTAs? What was going to say, oh God damn thing about it. Right.

18:30B, now Netflix happens to be premiering that movie soon. Right. You're telling me that they sat that guy close enough to a microphone because you ever have moments where you're like, you're like around black people and you're like, I'm so glad I don't have Tourette's right now. Like, you're like, I'm so glad that I can control my impulses. Yeah, because sometimes you think it's one of the worst things I can do right now. Nothing, every time I'm on, I've ever been on the subway with a friend. And if I'm getting off the train first, all I want to do as I get off the train is zig-high of them. And say, see you at the meeting. And then leave them all the trade with that. But I don't do that, because I don't want to fuck up my friend's deck. I think about it every time. I'm going to think about this now. I'm going to try to do this. Every time the train goes, once you start, yeah, once you start, once it gets in your head. Yeah, I know. Every time the train goes by and the guy sticks his head

19:31out the little window, I go, I wonder if I slapped him, it would decapitate him. Like it's fast, yeah. Yeah, I think one stuff like that, 100%. Yes, I would break my arm, but I wonder if I, if I could knock his head off like Jason. I used to be using the momentum of the train. After watching like too many Scorsese movies in a row, I would just like stare at people and imagine how arterial spray would shoot out of their head. I think so. Yes, those are intrusive thoughts. All right. Like it's like, I just weird. Those are intrusive thoughts. So you get, there's a lot of arterial spray in those movies. I just think this was a plan. Are they act on their intrusive thoughts too? Or do they just say stuff? I think some do. So I'm have to hit themselves. Yeah. That was one of my issues before I started. Going with air being taken so off, I would punch myself in the leg at night, like uncontrollably, like in my sleep, because I would be all bruised up. By the way, this is, this is what a hand kill ass dad I have. I told my husband that I've been having this problem.

20:33I've been waking up my wife every night screaming and punching myself. And my dad goes, what you got to do, take a rope and tie your arms to your legs. And if that's not the most working class Italian dad answer, not, hey, let's open up this box of spiders. That's limited by brain to find out why I'm doing it. Ah, well, you got to do that. You just tie your arms. You've got a home depot. Yeah. She really rigged your sleep. Yeah. Tie your arm behind your back. That way, you know, that way you can solve the crippling emotional problem. Is it both arms, just one? Usually it's my right hand. Okay. And it's always the kneecap. Yeah. And I would hate myself so fucking hard. And it would just be uncontrollable. Luckily therapy and a little bit of medicine has really helped. It's sometimes now. I slammed my head into the wall last week and that felt kind of good. Oh, innuously? No. No. I was installing a baby gate in the house. Oh. I thought you just had a moment, you're like, fuck.

21:34No. Yeah, yeah, I did. Okay, that's all right. Yeah. That's just good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it does. If you're frustrated, right in front of the kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's how it's passed out. Right. That's why my dad was the flashlight dad where I'd hold it and then he'd get mad at how it's holding it. Yeah. Classic. Why dad was the get me and he would name a tool that there's no way that I would just break back something and I'd be like, is this it and he'd be like, how do you not know? And I'm like, you never taught me because you work six and a half days a week. I'm serious with the lady of the vacuum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fucking myself to know what the things are. All right. I know all the mom's tools. Why is that? Yeah. Ask me about that. There's a little joy in the back. Yeah. I bring mommy her toys all the time. Jack, I don't even know what a three-fourth socket wrench is. I don't know, man. You're not around. Because I'm a boy. Fuck dad. But yeah, I think this was, this was using controversy because there's no way they couldn't

22:44add it in it. They added it out somebody saying free Palestine. I bet they did. I bet they did. So I don't know. I think it tells us a lot about who was in control of the show. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. And yeah, I think I think it was humiliating for those two dudes. Regardless of the guy you control, if that's a humiliating situation. And it's super humiliating for the guy. And I think he was kind of being used. Zach's mom is like, honey, can you bring me the fish spatula? Yeah. Oh, yes, mommy. Yes, mommy. I wasn't going to. No, it was get out of my kitchen. Or you probably took a poop that won't flush. Get me the wooden spoon. Oh, geez. And then she would break it up. And then, no, I got to buy a new wooden spoon. Okay. At least she'd do that. Yeah. No. I always suggested why don't we use a wire hanger and not waste wooden spoons. But I believe Bobby has a poop knife. Yeah, that's good. I was going to bring that up. A lot of families do.

23:44That's crazy. Yeah. There was a Reddit post years ago. People were like somebody was like, I thought every family had a poop knife. No. No. That's wrong. You just got it. You'd be better dieting. Like more refuge. More broccoli. But I don't think I've ever taken a shit song enough to need one. Yeah. Or I haven't in my, my dad used to leave like bowl chokers. I've clocked. I just didn't go down. Have you ever taken a shit that you felt widened your ass? Oh, yeah. A hundred percent. Like you're, you're like, oh, you're like twisted. You're like, Jesus. Yeah, you're breaching. Like it hurt. Yeah. You're like, Jesus. Yeah, I did it in the library once. I remember it that well. Because I, ugh. I left like walking weird. Didn't you share the toilet that you weren't supposed to shit it at the robby show? Robby birds. And yeah. Tell that. Libertarian show. So they didn't have a working toilet. Why would they? Right. They had a heated. It's not the government's job to pay for that. It's not. So we just don't have one. They had a toilet.

24:44And you weren't supposed to shit and had a heated toilet seat. But it was like a potty. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was a toilet, but it wasn't plugged into anything. So everything was in the bottom of the toilet. So they would have to empty it at the end of the night. So they were like, please don't shit in it. Because it'll fill up quick. Right. So I missed that part and I went in and I had. I did drinking Metabusel all weekend because I was constipated. So I shit. Everything in there. And then the heated toilet seat, like cooked to the shit in the fucking pot. And the bathroom got shut down. The whole shit on the seat. No. No, it's just the whole concoction. It's like a crock pot. It started boiling. Yeah. He had a shit out low and slow. And they shut down. Yeah. They shut down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think Robbie likes to tell this story. It happened.

25:44My sister came over and like clogged my toilet really bad. And like works. Yeah. I had to Google like how to. Because I was using the plunge. It didn't work. I'd like poor baking soda in the fucking toilet. Durano. I've had a dish soap work sometimes. Oh, really? Yeah, loosen it up. Yeah. Okay. It's just because you can't not put a sign that says don't shit. Yeah. Yeah. I missed that completely. He thinks I didn't. He thinks I. I think I was standing there. But I'm a stoner. So I was like looking off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, I'm going to take a big shit. Oh, well, what dinosaurs existed a hundred years ago here. Yeah. Dumbness. So that was me. It did so funny. Then there was just no bathroom at the show. Yeah. They were nice. They were not happy with me. But yeah. Everyone was laughing. Was it like an outdoor show or something? No. It was in like a warehouse. It was a libertarian clubhouse.

26:46Okay. Okay. It was a shit. It was yeah. It was in a middle school. Yeah. It was a good gig except for that. I think a working toilet is not a lot to ask for in a venue. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. You let's we're not deal with big toilet here. Who we take care of our own waste when I was in Can the lines to the bathroom with the bars were so long that all the guys started going around the corner into his alleyway to piss and I was on. Piss patrol for people like I would stand there and make sure people did walking on. And at a certain point. I had to tell people, I think you guys got to stop pissing back here and I went. Why I went, Look down and it was like two-year shoelaces. Oh, like people were waiting in piss. Wow. That's disgusting.

27:47Yeah, that was the night I got bodied by the cop in France for running naked through the bar. In France too, that's like, that's like their past time. They tackled me and pulled my pants off and just said, this is forbidden. Oh, see, exactly, I was gonna say, they're like, stop. Yeah, they just pulled my pants off and they're like, get out of here and have a head in America, that's all. That's a sex crime and all. I love blah. What's you gonna do? All right. Hey guys, real quick, you have a wake up in the morning and just feel soft like your coffee is warming your hands but not doing a damn thing for your balls or your brain. Well, that's why they created body brain coffee. It's not just coffee, it's coffee with purpose, specifically testosterone. Packed with clinically backed ingredients, this isn't your girlfriend's oat milk latte. This is for men who wanna get their edge back in the gym, in the boardroom. And yeah, in the bedroom too. And it's not just about tea. Body brain is also built to dial in your focus,

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29:50Not crack. 39 years old. I live in Memphis, Tennessee. Okay. He's cardboard. Yeah. Okay, well, this place is by his teeth or brush. You don't have to do this. Okay. It's not the worst addiction, but it's not the worst. But I have to spray my cat with a water bottle what he does with. Yeah, man. This is exactly what my cat does. In cardboard. By the way, that's the only, that's the first ever black guy in Memphis to epox. That's a whatever, man. That what what trauma gets you there? Yeah, it's got to be like when you were a kid, you waited for a delivery.

30:52Maybe you were super hungry. Yeah, just a yeah, and you got your groceries once a month delivered in a cardboard box or something like that. So now you associate. Yeah, there's tragedy to it probably. Yeah, poor. That's every side of you, something fucked up that pretty much happened to you as a kid, right? More or less. Yeah, maybe or you're just exposed to something where you're like, I think they say guys that are super into feet, like their moms probably walked around them barefoot a lot when they were superlittle. And when you're little, that was your eye line. Hmm, okay, maybe as someone who's, I got to go visit my mom, yeah, as someone they have a bit about it, but like, I don't think it's, I don't know, I think people get so weird about feet and it's unnecessary. Like, I don't think it's weird to like people like someone who has nice feet as opposed to not liking someone who has disgusting feet. Yeah, yeah, I think people even get weird on that where they're like, oh, don't even bring up feet.

31:53There's been admiring feet and like needing to smell shoes. Yeah, that that's that's why I heard that white people don't see their cardboard. What are being played in that cardboard? In cardboard raisins. Who brought this cardboard? Who brought this cardboard to get go? Becky? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Blanket cardboard. Yeah, lo, I think that guys are out of deep fried cardboard. He's melting the pot. Do you have any cardboard? I want to see, is it easy to like swallow? I don't think it's got to be nice to get away. I can just tell you like a little bit because I, you know, I watch the show. So I've seen this episode and he, I get, you know, obviously for the sake of the show, they do this, but it's so stupid that he goes to like a cardboard factory so that he can sample the different types of cardboard based on. Come with me.

32:54The sauce fair. Yeah, it's got the little spoons. Let me get one of the, we get the thin, the extra thin. He also would do a thing where he would like, like, wet a few pieces and then leave it out so that it makes it like crispier on the outside. He made cardboard jerky. And then he would like rip little pieces of it and keep it in little like plastic bags to take around with him while he works to snack. I have got an Amazon box for you. He also says that it like gives him his power and that he's tried to stop eating it before and he feels like he doesn't have any power. But this guy has like the energy level of like a napkin because I don't know like what he's like without power. But he says this is what fuels him as the cardboard. Is this why so many black guys work for UPS? He's the only open. They're all see really. One of them's watching me like, damn, man, why you got it? Come on, man. They're going to know where we get our power.

33:58That's got to be. Yeah, I think it's got to be a deep mental thing. It's not like you create. He doesn't do it. It's not nutritious. No. So like the people that like eat their hair and their fingernails, they ever talk about like the root causes of this of why they do this stuff. I think they sometimes they go to a therapist or that this guy, this guy, they didn't it annoys me on the show when they don't see a doctor because I like that part of like seeing how it affects their body. But this is something it's called pica. I'm just making sure I'm spelling it right. I'm not I think it's P I C I. But it's the desire to get pica needing disorder characterized by the persistent craving and consumption of non food items like dirt, dirt, paint chips and hair. So it's just like a it's an eating disorder. I told you stop eating the cardboard. You're so fat. They get the doctor from the worst is to the worst of the lady that was eating her mattress and the one who was eating her husband's ashes, right? Is there anything better than that? Those are pretty good. There was a guy. I don't know if it's recently. I was watching an old episode, but he was addicted to tuna fish,

35:00but like not just eating tuna fish. This it was the smell of it. And he just left cans of it all over his house. And there were bugs and mice and it was the worst thing. And then he goes on a date with a girl and then just, you know, of course, they have to do this, but it was so dumb. And then so he pulls out the candy. He's like, I just have to like let you know this is what I do. And she just like walks out. Oh, oh, my work, the worst one. This season. I love it. I love getting chan red out. So it's look at this is the worst one. The woman who she was so obnoxious and she would any all of her food. She would blend it and snort it. I can find a video if you want. She would blend it and it really really pushes me. I also forgot about the couple that was addicted to coffee animals. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was weird. Yeah, I didn't like that. We did that on the show. Yeah, yeah, that was that that woman. It was like three of you. It was like three a day. They pissed me off. They both didn't work because they were so busy shoving coffee up. You don't have to. Sounds nice once. Right, right, right.

36:00Yeah, man. Is this snorting food lady? She's the word she's just quite a little bit of space in this guacamole. I'm nervous, but I'm excited. Braces as an adult blended as it is. Sometimes I'll add something. How do you fuck up your teeth when you don't show? Yeah, Italian restaurants. No, dude, wait, she sorts her food. You can still consume it that way. Am I, am I, no, it's still, it goes down the same thing. No, I think it doesn't though. Like that's what she claims. I'm going to pause it for a second. She claims that she does that she's been doing this for five years and that she's lost 30 pound during the 30 pounds during those years. But it isn't actually, most of it is not getting into, like, into you nutritionally. So that's it's impossible that she's been doing this for five years. And also you'll see, I'll play it as I'm talking, but as she snore, it's like, it takes her six years to make this cup go down. Like a quarter of an inch. Like none of this makes sense. This is horrible.

37:00This woman needs to be flamed thrown to. $30. It's not a lot. 30 pounds. It's not long. I have had plenty of news about ones twice and that was more at the beginning. What happens if she blows you? Her nose looks like it's collapsing. And she sounds like she's stuffy. Yeah, of course she is. She can have already laying those. Her skin's bad, dude. It doesn't seem real. It doesn't. I hate her. I don't. Isn't she the worst? She's so unlikable. I cannot stand to have hate in my life. If I'm at you deserve hating your life. Sometimes I'm absolutely stuck by social norms to eat. It just makes me very uncomfortable. I'm very socially awkward. And very quiet because of that. I do try to avoid events that I'm going to have to eat the conventional way.

38:03I'm still I still vote for the lady that was eating her mattress, but. Because boy, did that lady prove you are what you eat? She was a big bowl this. Oh, yeah, she was quite a, she's quite a sizable gal. All right, here we got some more body cam footage. M&M's X cam body cam footage from DUI or asked. So I actually found a couple of extra ones. There are three total of these body cam videos. The first one is when they're doing the breath test. And then I have them questioning her and then them searching her car. Absolutely. Here's the first one. That's the test. All right. This is Detroit. So all you're going to do is take a deep breath in and then she made it home. She crashed. I don't want to ruin it. She looks like M&M. Like all them and them too. And Dr. Dre said, look.

39:10Drive it on the influence. Camille will pace it. Hop it out to broken legs trying to walk it off. Go ahead and turn it out for me, please. They don't show you what her base is. I don't know if you're sitting there going, I pay for that fucking range. And the tattoos, the hoodie. Tattoos and hoodie are fine. I just want to let you know, fellas. There is a song about me about how I'm a drug addict and a drunk. Sorry, I'm used to being in the trunk. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to stop this one. Nothing else really happens to our next one. Okay. So the second one is the questioning where she's like basically saying that she hasn't been drinking at all, but she crashed into her garage. That's soft. That's in your garage.

40:10Is it a crime? That's like shit in your pants lying in the home base. Exactly. And this guy who was in a little blue neon, little blue star or whatever, he came into my oncoming lane. Yes, I was 20 out of crazy. I didn't have no choice, like, I said to go around him, I didn't see anything. She's dressed like a descent truck. The best dresser can stud. And I said, I'm going to go back down there and take care of it. As soon as she dressed, I'll get a cum lump for bed. I had a plan on leaving and I didn't have insurance. I have my cash up to pay, like, I didn't want to leave it like that. Honestly, dude, exactly that's not your choice. It under so much more understandable why he hates machine gun Kelly. She looks the cat is herself just like, dude, the one. Yeah, she's got to go like this. To be like, yeah, yeah, you got to pay her nails and flip off the cab.

41:13Oh, fuck. Bang, Megan Fox, have a bunch of kids who are weird. Good. You know, um, Charlie's love from it's always sunny. This is like the young version before she's like, I don't know. He's got cash over the hands is weird. This is Detroit. She looks like an open microphone Brooklyn. That's stashed. No, you hit your garage door. This cop looks like when the guy who's supposed to play the cop at a movie didn't show up. So they just put somebody on the crew in a copy uniform. Like screaming and yelling. She's in a little bit. I was following us and her story doesn't make sense. This one is the garage. The guy was following her.

42:14Yes, or then also someone came into her path and oncoming traffic. It's the same incident or the same one. Do you want to drive your insurance? And I'll show you when they start to call the cops are they just pass by and we're like, oh, she crashed into her shan, do you know? I don't know. I don't know that hurt passing by makes sense. So they called out and just been like not answered the door and they're like cars. Did you have video in Jersey of the lady who the drunk driver crashed a car into the daycare? No, I can't find that. I know you're talking about shan, it's like, I don't know if I can't put it. What do we got? She got some good stuff. No. Bottle of water. We got him. It's not the color of water though. He's smacked it. That was that a bottle of vodka? Yeah, so I believe there's booze in soda in the bottles.

43:17All right, thank you. Hell yeah. Okay, all right, sounds good. The report here says she had had a fifth of vodka and someone dared her to drive. She's got the when you put booze in a soda bottle? Yeah. The way he drank with your fucking right team. Yeah, yeah. There's a 22. Let's rock dude So empty fireball shooter there In a nail in the coffin of trash Oh dude cream soda and fireball that's what we came out of my wedding That legitimately was the favorite my

44:22Nothing you just hovered over it Well, they can test it. That's fun. Oh They're ten oh wow Good tech Yeah, honestly Kim rules take it all back. I'll try to find the other one. You're 70 good time dude. That's fucking Who hasn't done that? Not as an adult. Wow. I'll just take it back Yeah, in the last year. I've been Who hasn't done that in the last year? I've definitely been Driving with someone who had soda of blues and so in a soda cup But we were we were in the middle of nowhere. There was no other cars on the road. I was fine with that Yeah, drunk driving such a blurry line. Yeah, you know, literally. Yeah, but everybody everybody thinks they can yeah I would even say we all had one friend growing up. We trusted yeah, right I had to be the drunk driver. Yeah, I had a friend's older brother one time drive us to the mall drunk

45:24Yeah, like on the way there we figured out he was drunk We're like well, we're already halfway there. We're not gonna get out of the car, you know, we made it Yeah, dude Those are the other way we watch recently. It was chick was non-verbal. She was so fucked up Oh, yeah, and they found 40 bottles of vanilla extract tossed in the back Why vanilla extract this alcohol is like half alcohol? Oh really and she had so many D. U.I She wasn't allowed to buy alcohol. Okay, okay, so she was just clearing out the vanilla extract in the grocery store Do you know it's so expensive bad that must taste to it? Yeah It's like 30 bucks for a little bottle and dude. She or her whole back seat was filled with it. Yeah, her that's like Yeah, that's not oh She was so fucked up. Yeah She's Christ I found I found that I found that the video that Mike was talking about Yeah, you see it kids find great as you be slammed into the mother and we don't boys were standing there. Oh, that is crazy

46:30Oh Kind of like pick a kid to save that yeah, I think the other one fell the other one was standing. She didn't really You know take into account the other the other one was gonna crush if you watch Immediately, oh, yeah, you're right. She picked one goes to get the other one, but he gets hit by the car She did pick one Mike. She picked the one on the right. Yeah Yep, I Would use that against my mom for me too. I would have that video go on every Christmas Do that fucking car knock the she can we watch right that car knock this looks like the car's gonna tip over Yeah, oh, yeah, I mean you your first thought as that kids dead and that it just kind of pushes them. Yeah, yeah I want to see that again. That's horrible video evidence for their case He's reaching out. Oh, he's so sad He's fine walking off. She even she even goes to the kid who's grunched

47:33Well, she's sort of like trying to fit. Oh, I think you're trying to figure out if her other kid is pin. That's why we do this is Whatever do she's a bad mom. What did that lady say what she got out of the car? It's just I'm good Is this the line for pickup? I saw like four blue kids are they okay? I'm Tim's mom. I'm a little late. Sorry. Oh Holy shit, that's fucking brutal. All right, we had a little bit more to go and we will wrap up soon Butler Ohio Republican mayor Wayne dingus has been charged with voyeurism after he was caught sniffing underage girls underwear Okay, mayor dingus. How could you yeah? Shannon, what do we got? We got to make an example out of some of these people. Do you want to see like the little news thing about it? Of course dingus is facing two counts of war is after he was allegedly caught on camera sniffing at teen girls underwear

48:40It's like Jimmy Carter has both with the chief of police Eric Wynn Bickler. It's a little girl. Say much It's basically that the village council was aware of the incident and the Charges and they're going to be discussing it here Undetermined date, but sooner than later. You referred me to the rich and the county sheriff's office We'll be more happy to give you all the information And we have for the public records request, but at this point within the report speaks for itself, okay All right, well, I'll be glad to receive that There was that case that the victim placed a hit me in her bedroom after suspecting dingus had been in there before when she wasn't home She said video showed that he picked up two pears of her underwear has smelled them for several seconds dingus was Pause dingus the only face you could make if you're if you're getting arrested You don't go. I'm gonna put on my best Steve from blue

49:43It's already you're mayor dingus of butler. Yeah And you fuck that up Now can he can he so I'm assuming this is someone who had access to her room So maybe it's a step that's it Uh, can he just go out of check and see if they're clean Hmm What happened they put a camera in the girl's room and he was caught so the girl said she put a camera in her room the young girl Yeah, and that she saw him pick up two different pairs of underwear and smell them. Okay I think he got to go I was trying to see if they needed to go in the laundry Yeah, yeah, that's got to be your only the only defense. Yeah, that's right Or you go on my strange addiction. You say I would take the sniffing little girls underwear Which you know, it's it doesn't he also like he was smelling the clothes for several seconds as well as touching his groin area over his clothes Yeah, that's a tough one Sorry about

50:44RIP when I was helping my dad move into his last house With his uh with his chicken she has two kids She had a teenage daughter at the time. She's an adult now And they packed in the we I've never seen people pack like this They kept all the clothes in the drawers. Yeah, and just tape them clothes. Yeah, and then would hand me the drawers The hand to bring up stairs and then we would bring up the empty thing and the first thing My dad's girlfriend handed me was her a drawer of her teenage girls panties And I'm just standing there with an entire drawer of little girl underwear and all I could think to do Was put it all over my bot like Intruder put it on Yeah, but like all around my legs and like my arms like I'm the ultimate warrior with the tassels. Oh right Like as a as a bit as a cover myself in every pair and then walk in with the

51:44With the drawer under my arm and just go work smarter not harder right boys Like you used to work with people moving. What's the most inconvenient ship? It's always a check who's like still packing as you get there, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well leaving the clothes in the drawers is Yeah, they should be taken out and put in boxes. I agree. Yeah. That's kind of a policy. Yeah. Yeah That's it's a lady thing to do Yeah, why? I mean, she's gonna go back in the drawer anyway. Yeah I'll tell you who's kind of the worst with with boxes. It's Asians. They pack their boxes kind of heavy. Yeah You think that's just I like it for other reasons. Do you think that's just work Like a cultural thing like they just give the world they just don't give a shit. I don't yeah, I don't know their boxes are always really heavy Maybe they have heavy possessions. Yeah, it could be bonds. I trees stones should like that Nunchucks all heavy shit cons What's the most ridiculous thing somebody asked

52:46Um to move. Yeah, um, I mean, I've heard stories about like I mean, sometimes people just have like randomly really heavy stuff Like these guys that I know had like a they move somebody who had like a cattle scale that they had to carry up two flights of stars I'm trying to get my health in order I had a um, I knew a guy in college who had An old school giant TV but back when T before flat screens So the TV was the size of the common area Yeah, I remember those this big screen TVs, but it was he it was like It had to be it was like a five-person job. Yeah And he made people move it to and from his dorm rooms three years And that's insane to me. Mm-hmm. There's no way Even just to sleep or so for that's like that's kind of the worst. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense Yeah, I think why people have this. Yeah, I'm a big fan of the sectional. Yeah

53:51Yeah Did that TV I just think about that some poor person had to carry that four years in a row Like don't that's something you leave in your basement and never go to home. Yeah, yeah, yeah Until it's time to throw it out. Yeah It was it was like I can't express how big this fucking they didn't have a table in their common area They just had chairs and the TV. Mm-hmm. Well, that was like a status symbol back then. Yeah 2005 It's a little late. Okay. Yeah. It's a little late I think you got a decent flat screen. Right. Right. No, I had a flat screen in like 2006 I bought I bought one. Yeah, I was kind of a big deal It was like 700 bucks Dude, it's crazy what I look at the TVs and I'm like man What these go for now? I would have shit a brick dude. Yeah, yeah back in the day They were so expensive if it felt like were my wrong dude the first when I got my that was the first thing I did when I had a little bit of money. Mm-hmm. I've always wanted a giant TV my parents through a Christmas present

54:53The Christmas present will will pay for half of the TV you're getting Okay, that was it that was my Christmas Uh The first time I got I don't I got like a stupid big TV And my wife was furious. She's like that's ridiculous We got to get a smaller one. I was like give me one day with it And we got stoned and watched planet Earth on it and she's like I love this fucking TV nice Now I can't I wouldn't want to go back Mm-hmm. Once you play an old school video game on a giant TV and you compare your you feel like a little kid again Yeah, the screens the size it was when you were little right right It's so much fun. All right. We're almost done here Uh Sure bizarre weight loss trend has people using cling film as mouth condoms for food. I think this is more of 80 Now why did the Tourette's guy do that? Yeah, that would be a yes. He should have For the cardboard guy I think this is more people showing off for Instagram like you know how like mental illness is trendy

55:54And like everybody wants to compete for who has the worst problem I think this is like an eating disorder like challenge almost Shannon Yeah, so this is very very stupid What I'm gonna show you a video of like it seems like Asian women are doing this mainly And what I don't understand I like I can more understand you know when people like try to quote-unquote diet And they like chew the food then spit it out. Yeah, that makes sense to me because you're tasting it This it's like if you just need to choose something then choose something healthy If you're if you're just not gonna have the taste, but here's a couple of them doing it Yes, it's retarded so dumb. Yeah, I don't think this is generally does nothing. It's actually No Just people you make you dumb idiots Old-school believing is way better than this this sucks I Every time I come here I get disgusted and angry at society every time you guys show me something that makes me go fuck

57:00Everyone yeah, I feel like this is just posturing for the internet. Oh, this can't be real I don't understand the purpose behind it. Fuck these people every last one of them They tell my son that she's just ripping the backs. I have it this guy's too old to be doing stuff like this What the hell no Whatever the fuck this guy. This is got that's like a chance to excel for your mouth the guy looks like someone who belonged in the hellries universe Fuck this. That seems like a punishment. I would get hell You could only chew the food and not taste it Let me fight through the plastic ones. I think that one's just Asians being weird. All right classic well end on this Birmingham doctors report rare case of man with three penises I think you show it. Let's see it. Yeah. I don't think they ever show that. Oh No, and so what turned I had to like look into this a little bit more than this article that you shared with me and it appears that

58:00This is a dead person that they discovered this on good who had donated their body to science. I would too Right no prize But he didn't he didn't know that he never knew about it So they only that two extra penises were like inside his Testicular area So he never knew that they were actually there and then and this like three penis thing is like super duper rare Like there's been a couple two penis things, but this one is like a crazy riffing that they just assume he never knew So he's dead and they still in take a picture of this No, I couldn't imagine he relative dies. You're like maybe he'll use his body to cure cancer or something It's just always a funny way to get to know be a two-secret dex inside of him I'm Furious we don't get the picture. I never wanted to see something on the show more most of the time when you're born From what I've read when you're born with it. They they they take one Okay, but I'm pretty sure there's a DJ in South America somewhere Whose parents wouldn't let them and he just has two dicks

59:02Today work the same way or no, I think one works better than the other Yeah, Charlie. You look that I'm I correct. I think it's somewhere in South America and he's like a famous DJ You know how your parents are like if you don't play with these toys, we're gonna donate them to a poor thing Listen, you got two dicks and two heads don't ever tell me you're bored So this guy I'll give you something to play with Your father's got four dicks. I'm exhausted So So the guy is called double dick dude. Hell yeah, or triple D triple D doesn't make sense discuss his condition in a Rolling Stone interview He is not public publicly known as a professional DJ. He has Defalia, which is the medical condition He's he had a hundred thousand sexual partners And it just says it's an extremely rare condition. Oh what he from perth australia. Oh, okay. So lame to count

1:00:08So does he get the count each one twice Yes, some of them only had fucked one of the dicks if you have two dicks It has to be so and if both work yeah, it has to be the easiest thing in the world to get lame Yeah, you just pull it they're gonna yeah some don't any chicks just gonna be like I'll trick why not I'm gonna suck two dicks or two girl. I feel like you get a lot of two girls. Yeah Yeah, or you can my question is can he come with one and then the others ready to go It does say that he is um bisexual. Oh, no, he likes just doing whatever he wants with whoever he wants Now it's gross. Yeah, his longest relationship was with a couple Every day things like buying underwear was an issue both penises are fully functioning I can urinate and ejaculate through both at the same time Like when a ventrilo because He said he considered entering into the porn industry Uh, he knew some people that worked in the sex industry uh, I don't know why he did it

1:01:09And then nobody had seen it. I remember he thinking about it But I don't want to become a novelty my dignity is priceless No, it's not DJ dick dude It's not DJ dignity Fuck Shannon if you were if you Came across a gentleman with two fully working penis. I would get him on the SDR show What would be your and and say you were he was tall and handsome and charming chiseled. Yeah guerrilla types Yeah, yeah, your type What would be your strategy? My my strategy I'm like what to do with them. Yeah, I mean Well, there's you have like two hands or like a hand in a mouth Okay, would you go for both or not because you know one at a time Well from the novelty other of course you want I guess it depends is this like um a fling type of thing or if this is relationship Because if it's a relationship, he's joined it the head. Yeah, we want to hear the fling Shannon Actually, he should he should be married to the girl with the two heads

1:02:13The sisters that are connected. Yeah, that's great And that's that's the move Wait, but But then but then what if the other one can't reach the other dick And so then it's like when you have a carrot on a string and you're trying to get like a horse to run What if that happens that's just and consider it? Good point Jorge. Thank you for it. Excellent. You're an excellent So we so I just that sounds like a lot of work Yeah, it jerking off It's gotta be like doing the elliptical. Yeah, like that you got a lot you got a core strength. Yeah Is it like one next to each other or one on top of the other too? I'm oh, yeah, Shannon does it say if they're next to each other or like a stoplight How much space is one bigger than the other I have so many questions because if it's like a stoplight if it's it's dick under dick Then I guess you just go Yeah, you know and vagina. Yeah, but that seems like a lot of work. That's a lot of prep. Yeah precarious especially for the bottom dick like that geez

1:03:15I don't know if this is real and there's probably isn't oh wait is this child's never mind tell me not show this yep let's not You didn't you didn't share it right that wasn't on the screen. Okay, no, we did that share Where the fuck That's too charged you Shannon Maybe this is some maybe this is real. I don't know hold on Here we go Oh, it says double dick dude That looks nice What does that look prosthetic to me? Yeah Yeah, I don't I'm not sure too much vain on the left one Yeah, but that's what you have to you have your choice Is Vania I would tie him of course he's uncut. Yeah, come on Yeah, I would tie him in a I would I would tie him in a bow Ha Throw him over my shoulder like a continental soldier What I what a dream I would kill to have either of those. Yeah And we'll see the pictures are children. Yeah, let's not. No, don't do that one. Let's not look at the freak children

1:04:22What's not they've been through enough All right, let's get Zary at an hour and we didn't show any child pornographer We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna call it now before we we're really We're getting some flights to close the sun. It's close like when you return a rental car and you didn't have insurance Yeah, yeah, we're Pushed our luck though. Yeah, we're really dancing on train tracks of this one before we show any child pornography Let's call the episode. Thank you guys for tuning in my guest Have been micro-seeing in Alex Thomas Ellie. Please support them at everything they go. Thanks, and we will catch you This Friday on the bonus episode. Thanks everybody. Goodbye Pop the pay go judge it down. Just like the favorite. Oh I'm gonna go and join the crew It's a miracle one morning It's a miracle one morning